MG :: Volume #2

#114: This will soon put on the monster younger sister who the white silk maid installs!

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„How how?” Sun Lang gawked, looks is squatting in the one side rubs the taoist priest of eye crazily, „I the spicy eye?” “怎么了怎么了？”孙朗愣了一下,望着蹲在一旁狂揉眼睛的道士,“我长得这么辣眼睛吗？” That Daoist priest squats on the ground, blinks, then looked at Sun Lang cautiously, then Profession custom outbreak, starts to look at the Sun Lang appearance, his face instantaneously was then green, seems hugged by the husky fellow who wore the qipao black silk tall was jumping 30 minutes of side happy pure land, suddenly then: „Vomits......” 那位道长蹲在地上,眨了眨眼睛,小心翼翼地回头瞄了一眼孙朗,然后职业习惯发作,又开始看孙朗的面相,然后他的脸瞬间就绿了,仿佛被一名五大三粗身穿旗袍黑丝的彪形大汉抱着跳了三十分钟的极乐净土似的,猛然回头:“呕……” Sun Lang blinks, is happy: „Why? To look for a job? To touch the porcelain?” 孙朗眨了眨眼睛,喜道:“干什么干什么？想要找事吗？想要碰瓷吗？” „How possibly...... how possible......” to cover the mouth to control the own taoist priest to be somewhat scared desperately, mutters, „this poor Daoist became monk since childhood, along with the kind teacher scholarship, the 30 year-old, the magic arts accomplishment, these years the wandering world, all living things, saw innumerably, being obvious at a glance fortune and misfortune, calculates, but knowing the will of heaven number, but this donor, how can...... how be able......” “怎么可能……怎么可能……”拼命地捂住了嘴控制住自己的道士有些失魂落魄,喃喃道,“贫道自幼出家,随恩师学艺,而立之年,道法大成,这些年来云游天下,芸芸众生,见了无数,一望而知祸福,一算而知命数,但这位施主,怎么会……怎么会……” He does not believe in evil doctrines, bets his grandfather's reputation/honorary, raised the head suddenly, looks by the potential of life and death again to the face of Sun Lang: „The master then does not believe this evilly to vomit......” 他不信邪,赌上他爷爷的名誉,猛然抬头,以决死之势再次看向孙朗的脸:“道爷便是不信这个邪啊啊啊啊啊呕……” „I hold......” Sun Lang to look am tumbling to rush to the taoist priest who the corner spits greatly spits especially, the look is complex, „I saw had just said the divulging secret monk who a character was struck by lightning dead, I also saw had said that read two poems because of the divulging secret, but on the face was covered with the running sore was also dominated to kill finally the physiognomist...... to look at the taoist priest who others' appearance started to vomit not to see actually, you divulged the penalty that the secret drew on to be actually novel......” “我操……”孙朗望着连滚带爬冲到墙角大吐特吐的道士,眼神复杂,“我见过刚刚说出一个字就被雷劈死的泄露天机的和尚,我也见过说念了两句诗就因为泄露天机而脸上长满毒疮最后还被雄霸弄死了的相士……不过看了一眼别人的面相就开始呕吐的道士倒是没见过,你泄露天机招来的惩罚倒是新奇……” „To...... did not do right by......” squats on the ground spits a pitch-dark Daoist priest slow the vigor to come, „donor...... donor appearance, old true understanding has never seen......” “对……对不住……”蹲在地上吐了个昏天黑地的道长缓过了劲来,“施主……施主这面相,老道真是从未见过啊……” „Comes this set with me...... your group of taoist priests, does not know to keep pace with the times, does not know that a progress......” the Sun Lang stand, the sincere say/way, „you want to say by far, my fate jumps out of three beside, is not in five lines, hidden in the numerous dense fog, as if isn't the person who this world was born? Oh, hackneyed stuff, bored, cheating out of money is not such deceives the law......” “又跟我来这套……你们这群道士啊,也不知道与时俱进,也不知道个长进……”孙朗站得远远的,语重心长道,“你是不是想说,我的命数跳出三界之外,不在五行之中,隐藏在重重的迷雾里,仿佛不是这个世界出生的人？唉,老套,无聊,骗钱也不是这么个骗法啊……” The taoist priests smile bitterly saying: „Donor chatted, how this poor Daoist is the young swindler of that low...... the donor, since lives in this world, is the life of the world, how the fate to jump out of three beside......” 道士苦笑道:“施主说笑了,贫道怎是那种下三滥的小骗子……施主既然活在这个世上,就已经是此间天地的生灵,命数怎么会跳出三界之外呢……” Un, it seems like truly is no supernatural power, unexpectedly cannot see father crossing over the status.( Has?( intent?( Thinks?( Book?( Institute 嗯,看来确实是个没什么法力的,居然看不出老子穿越者的身份。(有?(意?(思?(书?(院 Sun Lang nods: „What do you make much ado about nothing? Discovered what startled huge secret, said that for fear that the divulging secret, wants my stopper to give you money, did you agrees say?” 孙朗点了点头:“那你大惊小怪个什么？难道是发现了什么惊天大秘密,说了唯恐泄露天机,非要我塞给你钱,你才肯说？” The taoist priest is diverting the attention diligently, forcing not to look at the face of Sun Lang, worried say/way: „It is not this, this poor Daoist has not seen what startled huge secret......” 那道士努力地转移着视线,强迫着自己不去看孙朗的脸,苦恼道:“也不是这样,贫道也没看出什么惊天大秘密……” Trash, spicy chicken. 啊,渣渣,辣鸡。 The Ranger squint said: „What do you spit?” 游侠斜眼道:“那你吐什么？” „Looks feels dizzy, then violated the nausea, in addition recently ate many a little not wonderful things, therefore spat, is really disrespectful......” Daoist priest look complex say/way, „this poor Daoist is widely traveled, all living things saw innumerably, on this day under the life, all has the fate, all has the fate, only then donor appearance, seriously is......” “看得眼晕,然后犯了恶心,加上最近吃了不少有点不妙的东西,所以就吐了,真是失礼……”道长神色复杂道,“贫道走南闯北,芸芸众生见了无数,这天下生灵,皆有命数,皆有定数,只有施主这面相,当真是……” He sighed deeply: „Ever changing , there is nothing the stereotypia...... unable to look......” 他长叹了一声:“千变万化,无有定型……根本就看不过来啊……” „It seems like your posture level still waits for enhancing......” Sun Lang to beckon with the hand, „ok, being all right words, I first walked......” “看来你的姿势水平还有待提高……”孙朗摆了摆手,“好了,没事的话,我就先走了……” „Donor hold your steps......” taoist priest to stop by calling Sun Lang, „this poor Daoist also had the incident to ask for advice...... the donor to live in this nearby?” “施主留步……”道士喊住了孙朗,“贫道还有一事讨教……施主是在这附近住的吗？” Ranger nods: „Yes.” 游侠点了点头:“是啊。” In the eye of ox muzzle flashed through a happy expression: „The donor may hear fishes the immortal building?” 牛鼻子的眼中闪过了一丝喜色:“那施主可听说过钓仙楼？” Sun Lang nods to say calmly: „Knows that I eat meal there daily, how?” 孙朗若无其事地点头道:“知道啊,我天天在那儿吃饭呢,怎么了？” Taoist priests one startled, looks at the face of Sun Lang subconsciously: „Can donor recent body not have comfortably? What dirty thing has seen? You...... vomit......” 道士一惊,下意识地去看孙朗的脸:“施主最近身体可有不舒服？是不是见过什么脏东西？你……呕……” The Sun Lang floating retreat, looks at the appearance of vomit the taoist priest put out calmly, the facial expression moves, then said indifferently: „I looked what recent is not healthy is you, has seen the dirty thing is also you......” 孙朗飘然后退,若无其事地看了道士吐出的呕吐物的模样,神情一动,然后淡然道:“我看最近身体不舒服的是你,见过脏东西的也是你……” „This poor Daoist, this poor Daoist is not cracking a joke!” The taoist priests hold the wall, is breathing heavily saying that „that fishes the immortal building, has the monster...... this poor Daoist, this poor Daoist this must vanquish the monster......” “贫道,贫道可不是在开玩笑！”道士扶着墙,喘着粗气道,“那钓仙楼,有妖怪啊……贫道,贫道这就要去降伏妖怪……” „Recently taoist priest quotation not too? Do you have this business?” Sun Lang put out a hand with the taoist priest hand in say/way streamer, discussed, „glyphomancy told fortunes by physiognomy, melts asks ominously, the subdue demons bends down the demon to practice geomancy, for hitting the King to the rank, did the homework, held the parents' meeting, for seizing the pet little elf, but on nine days embraced valuable Beslon, but under the cig soap match candl kero seized the affection fish......” “最近道士行情不太好吗？你还有这种业务？”孙朗伸手拿过了道士手中的道幡,念道,“测字看相,化凶问吉,降妖伏魔观风水,代打王者冲等级,写作业,开家长会,代捉宠物小精灵,可上九天揽宝贝龙,可下五洋捉爱心鱼……” „...... Behind these what's the matter?” The Daoist priest could not attend to the legend to rest, will quickly say that the streamer snatched, looked at several, did not have the difference, this felt relieved, he arched cupping one hand in the other across the chest carelessly, „in brief, these days, the donor do not fish the immortal building, when this poor Daoist surrendered inside monster......” “……后面那些是怎么回事？”道长顾不上传奇休息了,急忙将道幡抢了过来,看了几眼,并没有异样,这才放下心来,他胡乱拱了拱手,“总之,这些日子,施主不要去钓仙楼了,等贫道将里面的妖怪降服……” „Therefore , lives is not being good?” Sun Lang said with a sigh, „your taoist priests, good, what slightest sign of trouble had, what that you compared with quick...... look at the monk ran to look, you do want to recite poetry?” “所以说,活着不好吗？”孙朗叹息道,“你们这些道士啊,就有一个好,有什么风吹草动,你们比和尚跑的都快……看什么看,你想念诗吗？” „The person of our generation becoming monk, in the heart should often bosom the charitable disposition, subdue demons crouches/submits demon, protects the common people, is the duty......” “我辈出家之人,心中应常怀善念,降妖伏魔,保护黎民,正是本分……” „But Daoist priest, your leg is shaking...... just spat three chapters, is very weak, let alone the monster, it is estimated that the common robust men can take down continually you......” “可是道长,你的腿在抖哦……刚刚吐了三回吧,身体很虚弱啊,别说妖怪了,估计连寻常壮汉都能放倒你……” Sun Lang shakes the head saying: „Moreover, that battle efficiency was equivalent to the Master Sancang of six -and-a-half conceals saying that the person was person his mother lives, the monster was monster his mother lives, if the monster had a good heart, she no longer was the monster, moreover this monster, if were an attractive competent beautiful woman, she will generally promote for the female main or important female role, any will be automatic the revolutions duty to become the villain with the person who she opposed, you looked at that ocean of the law, on was your example......” 孙朗摇头道:“而且,那位战斗力相当于六个半藏的三藏法师曾经说过,人是人他妈生的,妖是妖他妈生的,如果妖有了一颗善良的心,那她就不再是妖,而且这妖怪如果是个漂亮能干的美人的话,她大抵就会升格为女主或者重要的女角色,任何与她作对的人都会自动转职成反派,你看那法海,就是你的榜样……” He puts out a hand, said temperately: „Introduced oneself, I called Sun Lang, was Ranger, now was separated from the Ranger association, planned the individual farming, three days ago bought fished the immortal building, rebuilt my office it, that monster who you said that was chrysanthemum essence, I gave a name to call vermilion to win to her, she mixes with me now. In view of the fact that since she will soon become Divine State to be epoch-making first monster younger sister who puts on the white silk maid to install, that to love with justly, I do not allow you to harm her to be tiny bit absolutely, do you know?” 他伸出手来,温和道:“自我介绍一下,我叫孙朗,是一名游侠,如今脱离了游侠公会,打算单干,三天前买下了钓仙楼,把它改建成我的事务所,你说的那妖怪,是一名菊花精,我给她起名叫朱嬴,她现在跟我混。鉴于她即将成为神州开天辟地以来第一个穿白丝女仆装的妖怪妹子,那么为了爱和正义,我绝对不允许你伤害她一丝一毫,你识得唔识得啊？” The taoist priest gawked, then immediately changes color: „Donor, do not crack a joke!” 那道士愣了一下,然后立刻变色:“施主,你可别开玩笑！” „I have not cracked a joke......” Sun Lang to refer to itself, „you look at my just look, charming face, modest expression......” “我没开玩笑……”孙朗指了指自己,“你看我这正义的眼神,帅气的脸,温和的表情……” „Vomits......” “呕……” „...... Grass, you also really under hit.” “……艹,你还真是欠打啊。” The taoist priests want to explain anything again, but these three days he experienced the average man the matter that is inconceivable, encountered the make the blood boil brutal betrayal, under felt exhausted physically and mentally, just spat several, this little while could not insist finally, at present one black, fell down, faints. 道士想要再解释些什么,但这三天他经历了常人难以想象的事情,又遭遇到了令人发指的残酷背叛,身心俱疲之下,刚刚又吐了几回,这会儿终于坚持不住,眼前一黑,就倒在了地上,昏了过去。 „......” Sun Lang sighed, „mother.” “……”孙朗叹了口气,“妈的。” ps1:! Recently the Zhejiang contest area had an undertaking competition, the happy book dealer also participated, these damn were unimportant, more importantly, boss said, said that if this book dealer took first, his cos book passenger station mother jumped the extremely happy pure land! 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Was he- then, the voting rule is to choose ten companies, that found 9 people again casually, remembers that random elected randomly, did not want cheaply other companies...... till 7 th every day can vote, ok, please calmly be then waiting for the women's wear hot dance of book dealer manager! ps2:所以,有微信的朋友们,可以搜索“创业定制”这个公众号,关注之后就可以点击“创业大赛投票活动”,选择“互联网及移动互联网”分类,找到“杭州狂想网络科技有限公司”,看到那位叫陈炳烨的ceo了没？是不是觉得他那一脸死宅气质甚是面善？就是他了-然后,投票规则是要选择十个公司,那就再随便找上九个人,记得随机乱选,不要便宜了其他公司……到七号为止每天都可以投票,ok,然后就请静静等待着书客老总的女装热舞吧！
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