ps: This words write before the chapter...... seems like in the afternoon, the book dealer had/left bug, when some reader certain chapters, can only see the first two pages, now bug seems to have restored, everyone goes back to give a try again.(. Has.)?(. intent.)?(. Thinks.)?(. Book.)?(. Institute.), teaches everyone one to spread really broad book dealer bug to deal with the law, if presented bug in this period, everyone can try the book the means of the bookshelf deleting and then increasing, it is said very effective...... above. ps:此话写在章前……好像下午的时候,书客出了bug,以至于一部分读者某些章节时,只能看到前两页,如今bug似乎已经修复了,大家再回去试试看。(.有.)?(.意.)?(.思.)?(.书.)?(.院.)以及,教大家一个流传甚广的书客bug应对法,假如期间出现了bug,那大家可以尝试一下将书从书架中删除、然后重新添加的办法,据说挺灵验的……以上。 In the room, Zhang Yinluo stands in Sun Lang behind, stands on tiptoes the tip of the toe, gets rid of the breath, planned that looked Sun Lang can write what flowers and plants. 房间里,张银落站在孙朗的身后,踮起脚尖,摒住呼吸,打算看孙朗能写出什么花草来。 Ranger smiles confidently, sees only his thumb two easements, the thumb abdomen has half side contact penstock, the thumb and index finger differential, showed a standard grasping pen posture...... 游侠胸有成竹地一笑,只见他拇指两段自然弯曲,拇指腹有半侧接触笔杆,拇指与食指微分,摆出了一个标准的握笔姿势…… „Your that is anything grasps the law!” Zhang Yinluo spits the mortise loudly, „this is a writing brush! It is not the water storage pen and quill pen!” “你那是什么握法啊！”张银落大声吐槽道,“这是毛笔啦！又不是贮水笔和鹅毛笔！” „Originally the fountain pen had been invented...... to depend, luckily the father does not depend on the invention to eat meal, will otherwise hit the face.” “原来钢笔已经被发明出来了啊……靠,幸亏老子不靠发明吃饭,否则会被打脸的。” Sun Lang slanting Zhang Yinluo, „syllabic final, I do not use in this feudal tradition strength richly develop the traditional culture to the incorrect damned place, what manages his to grasp the law, can write cannot? Don't you believe? I told you, do not despise me, wrote the meat character in your forehead, wrote to correct miswritten words in your chest, definitely wrote to you neatly!” 孙朗斜了一眼张银落,“收声,我又不用在这个封建传统力量浓郁到不行的鬼地方弘扬传统文化,管他什么握法,能写字不就得了？你不信？我跟你讲,别小看我,无论是在你的额头写肉字,还是在你的胸部写正字,肯定都给你写得规规整整！” „Dies!” Zhang Yinluo shows the whites of the eyes- I thought that you can write what ghost. “去死啦！”张银落翻了个白眼-我看你能写出个什么鬼来。 Like this thinking, what the Sun Lang pen tip has touched the soft xuan paper surface...... not as she expected is, namely the use such irritable grasping law holds the soft writing brush, actually did not have one to write rapidly with the hand slippery phenomenon, Sun Lang wrote down the first character safely, the soft pen tip and hard penstock, in his hands, handled skillfully. 这样想着,孙朗的笔尖已经触及了柔软的宣纸表面……不过出乎她意料的是,即使用这么别扭的握法持着柔软的毛笔,竟然也没有一丝走笔和手滑的现象,孙朗稳稳当当地写下了第一个字,柔软的笔尖与坚硬的笔杆,在他手中,运用自如。 „Beginning Sovereign Calender in the spring of 42, people its recipes also widowed, the three meals a day were insipid, have stretch/open Jianyuan to trial produce the strong-smelling bean curd, undertaking Mingzhou City......” “始皇历42年春,民其食谱也寡,三餐淡而无味,有张建元试制臭豆腐,创业明州城……” Character, but the content is sloppy, does not have the highlight, the platitudes, are very unspecific. 字还可以,不过内容稀松平常,毫无亮点,老生常谈,空泛得很。 Zhang Yinluo curls the lip. 张银落撇了撇嘴。 Sun Lang feels nothing, if previous generation's net educ and cult soc his anything experienced, that certainly before acting cool intentionally low-key, brings in appraisal and taunt that the villain disdains, when the opposite party establishes fg time, hits the face like lightning, this can collect the acting cool strength quickly, fills up the acting cool trough quickly, thus sends out the ultra deep meaning acting cool big technique. 孙朗对此浑然不觉,如果说前世的网文教会了他什么经验的话,那一定是在装逼前故意低调,引来反派不屑的评价和嘲讽,等到对方立下fg的时候,就闪电般地打脸,这样的话可以更快地收集装逼力,更快地填满装逼槽,从而发出超奥义装逼大技。 Therefore, although disdains...... the little while to have you to be dumbfounded time. 所以,尽管不屑吧……过会儿就有你目瞪口呆的时候。 He continues to write: „More, this thing became popular in the entire city on the 3rd, handed over to praise, was opens the work place to put up a factory, to increase the Mingzhou color, making the common people taste its taste also......” 他继续写道:“越三日,此物风靡全城,众口交赞,乃开坊建厂,以增明州颜色,令万民尝其味也……” Zhang Yinluo disdain snort/hum...... paid excessive attention to wording with the nose, the wording terminology is dry, no more than so...... 张银落不屑地用鼻子哼了一声……咬文嚼字,遣词用语干巴巴的,不过如此而已…… Sun Lang turns a deaf ear, wields a brush unceasingly: „Is the thesis to record......” 孙朗对此充耳不闻,挥毫不绝:“属予作文以记之……” Came. 来了。 The eye of Sun Lang and in Zhang Yinluo flashes through a ray simultaneously. 孙朗和张银落的眼中同时闪过一道光芒。 Writes about here, the introduction finished even, is the most important main text...... is the literary talent striking, circles beam to be unceasing, shows off meager skills before an expert, is laughed by knowledgeable people, read the following article the quality! 写到这里,开篇就算是写完了,接下来才是最重要的正文……是文采斐然、绕梁不绝,还是班门弄斧,贻笑大方,就看接下来文章的成色了！ Sun Lang then smiled to Zhang Yinluo, in that smile contains enormously self-confident with this big chest female light taunt, then he turns head, starts writing such as the dragon snake to walk fast, faint , the whole body has the sevenfold unusual brightness to take possession, the literary style is boundless, he wields a brush to sprinkle black ink, the iron picture silver hook, above that pure white xuan paper, presented three flying of dragons and dancing of phoenixes large characters impressively! 孙朗回头对张银落笑了一下,那笑容中蕴含着极大的自信与对这大胸女的淡淡嘲讽,然后他回头,下笔如龙蛇疾走,隐隐之间,周身有七重宝光附体,文气磅礴,他挥毫洒墨,铁画银钩,那洁白的宣纸之上,赫然出现了三个龙飞凤舞的大字！ „Gives does not do!” “予不作！” After finishing, Sun Lang threw in the place, smiled proudly: „Finished!” 写完之后,孙朗掷笔于地,傲然一笑:“写完了！” He turns the head to look has stayed in same place Zhang Yinluo: „Ahem, was shaken the wound by my literary style? Is this one makes the listener complexion such as the earth, look at each other, unable to draft an odd piece of writing of character speechless?” 他转头看着已经呆在原地的张银落:“哼哼,被我的文气震伤了吗？这是不是一篇让听者面色如土、相视无言、不能拟议一字的奇文？” „Odd piece of writing...... odd piece of writing your brother-in-law!” Zhang Yinluo shouts greatly, „you planned that read this in cutting the ribbon? stretch/open Jianyuan can lead the person to hit your! He will certainly hit your!” “奇文……奇文你妹夫啊！”张银落大喊道,“你打算在剪彩的时候念这个？张建元会带人打你的哦！他一定会打你的哦！” In the Ranger eye none flashes, the expression is pleasantly surprised: „Nanie? Do this words take seriously? That used this!” 游侠眼中精光一闪,表情又惊又喜:“纳尼？此话当真？那就用这个了！” „......” Zhang Yinluo face upwards the deep sigh, „I know, is unreliable you......” “……”张银落仰天长叹,“我就知道,靠不住你……” She advanced Sun Lang one side, then „eternity odd piece of writing” ripped the fragment that in Sun Lang fed under protest, sat, took a paper, sighed: „Shut up, I help you write......” 她将孙朗推到了一边,然后将那篇“千古奇文”撕成了碎片,在孙朗喂喂喂的抗议之下,坐了下来,重新拿了一张纸,叹息道:“闭嘴,我帮你写吧……” „Said early, wastes my literary style.” Sun Lang curls the lip, then sat in the one side, at once, in the room became is peaceful, the written with vigor young girl, being bored to death Ranger, Sun Lang calmly is staring at the Zhang Yinluo earnest profile, then felt, really the OL coverall was insufficient, but must add on eyeglasses, but must have the black silk. “早说啊,浪费我的文气。”孙朗撇了撇嘴,然后坐在了一旁,一时之间,房间里变得安静下来,奋笔疾书的少女,百无聊赖的游侠,孙朗静静地盯着张银落认真的侧脸,然后觉得,果然ol套装是不够的,还要加上一副眼镜,还得有黑丝。 However this tranquil atmosphere has not continued is too long, Sun Lang is the person who cannot idle, especially side Zhang Yinluo, his multi- range of movement will increase 30 percentage points. 不过这宁静的氛围没有持续太久,孙朗是个闲不住的人,特别是在张银落身边,他的多动程度会提升三十个百分点。 „Does Yinluo, need me to rub to you? I meant that grinds ink.” “银落,需要我给你磨吗？我是说磨墨。” „Good.” “好啊。” „Does Yinluo, need me to pinch to you? I meant that pinches the shoulder.” “银落,需要我给你捏吗？我是说捏肩。” „Good.” “好啊。” „Does Yinluo, need me to rub to you? I meant that rubs the chest?” “银落,需要我给你揉吗？我是说揉胸？” „Go away.” “滚啊。” „Don't this, so greatly be tired? I help you hold......” “别这样嘛,这么大不累吗？我帮你托一下……” Zhang Yinluo stopped the pen, white Sun Lang: „The present is I am helping you work! Tidying up the table is also good, writing the speech is also good, your slightly a little gratitude, at least do not disturb me to be good?” 张银落停下了笔,白了一眼孙朗:“现在可是我在帮你干活啊！收拾桌子也好,写发言也好,你稍微有点感激之心啊,至少不要打扰我行不行？” Then, she beckons with the hand, looking like sends the child to be the same: „Clever, before going to look , the construction of building how.” 说完,她摆了摆手,就像是打发小孩子一样:“乖,出去看一看前楼的施工怎么样了。” Sun Lang the body by the chairback, is languid: „Relieved, some people will not be loaf to act slippery absolutely, according to the master craftsman me, Miss Zhao a day must inquire about several construction schedules......” 孙朗将身子靠在椅背上,懒洋洋道:“安心,绝对不会有人偷懒耍滑的,据匠师跟我说,赵小姐一天要过问好几遍施工进度的……” Mentioned Zhao Feihuang, Zhang Yinluo frowns, Sun Lang that at once, is living by pimping satisfiedly made her not be feeling well, her cold snort/hum: „That goes out to play......” 一提起赵飞凰,张银落就皱起了眉头,一时之间,连带着心安理得地吃软饭的孙朗都让她不爽起来,她冷哼一声:“那就出去玩……” The Sun Lang rattle-drum is shaking the head: „Others do not want, outside where has you to be fun......” 孙朗拨浪鼓般摇着头:“人家不要,外面哪有你好玩啊……” „That get lost to work to me!” The Zhang Yinluo willow eyebrows are but actually vertical, „you are the boss in office, rather than I, I am only your partner, is not your copy clerk, helping you make these, is I shows mercy, therefore, in return, you also go out to show mercy to me, looks person who needs to help, listens to the worry of opposite party, the help opposite party solves the problem!” “那就给我滚出去干活！”张银落柳眉倒竖,“你是事务所的老板,而不是我,我只是你的伙伴,不是你的文书,帮你做这些,是我大发慈悲,所以,作为回报,你也给我出去大发慈悲一下,找一个需要帮助的人,听取对方的苦恼,帮助对方解决问题！” The Sun Lang squint said: „Your this fg cannot stand randomly, perhaps I go out will see that whole families were extinguished the body holds the big treasure sword sword standard many protecting that you are more lovable than print the Junior Sister child.” 孙朗斜眼道:“你这fg可不能乱立,也许我出门就会见到一个满门被灭身揣大宝剑剑格的比你可爱的多的护印师妹子哦。” „That verifies the murderer/culprit, helping her take revenge!” Zhang Yinluo shouts greatly, „therefore , hurries to give me to go out to work!” “那就查明真凶,帮她复仇啦！”张银落大喊道,“所以说,赶紧给我出去干活！” A moment later, Sun Lang snort/hum, went out swaggering fished the immortal building, mumbled: „, Which was led one to be cleverer than you by me naively is also more lovable much the chest big younger sisters, looked where on you cries......” 片刻之后,孙朗哼了一声,大摇大摆地走出了钓仙楼,嘟囔道:“切,哪天真被我领回来一个比你乖巧可爱得多的胸部也大的妹子,看你上哪儿哭去……” „Ok, about is all right...... looks to look for a job.” He stands on the avenue about looks around, has a look in the legend npc of top of the head exclamation mark, then he at present one bright. “算了,左右没事……就去找找事吧。”他站在大街上左右张望,看看有没有传说中头顶一个感叹号的npc,然后他眼前一亮。 Avenue that head, limps the form, is leaning on a slightly flood old say/way streamer, walks step by step to here. 大街那头,有一个步履蹒跚的身影,正拄着一面略微泛旧的道幡,一步一步地向这边走来。 The general idea/careless, the general idea/careless, at once, forgot unexpectedly the matter that fishes the immortal building...... the immeasurable day reveres, if fishes the new host in immortal building injured by that monster evilly, this poor Daoist crime was big...... 大意了,大意了,一时之间,竟然忘记了钓仙楼的事情……无量天尊,如果钓仙楼的新主人被那妖邪所伤,贫道岂不是罪过大了…… However...... today's condition, is not quite as if good. 不过……今天的状态,似乎不太好啊。 For the time being observes, do not come, do not bring to the attention of that monster...... is investigates merely. 暂且去观察一下,不要现身,不要引起那妖怪的注意……仅仅是探查一下。 The taoist priests are thinking like this, suddenly hears a front surface gust sound, he looks up, a smile frank young people half step welcomed, supported by the arm his arm: „Yo, Daoist priest, looks at you to walk with difficulty, is the body is ill? I come to show a round of kindness of heart for my entire family, accumulates good deeds done in secret to her, quite makes her chest bigger......, therefore, do I lead you to look at the doctor of Chinese medicine?” 道士这样想着,突然听到迎面一阵风声,他抬头一看,一个笑容爽朗的年轻人快步迎了上来,搀住了他的胳膊:“哟,道长,看你步履艰难,是不是身体抱恙？我来替我浑家发发善心,给她积点阴德,好让她胸部变得更大……所以,我带你去看郎中？” „......” “……” The good people, the good person, never expected that currently also has such young people unexpectedly, is really in this brutal way of the world wipes the only bright color...... 好人啊,好人啊,没想到现在居然还有这样的年轻人,真是这残酷世道中的一抹唯一的亮色啊…… Un, this poor Daoist must show him, such good person, such good person...... 嗯,贫道要给他看看相,这样的好人,这样的好人…… Under the Daoist priest is moved, with tears, took a look at a Sun Lang appearance. 道长感动之下,眼含热泪,瞅了一眼孙朗的面相。 „I...... I hold!” “我……我操！”