MG :: Volume #2

#115: Scared to death the baby

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„Has not thought that...... you really did save a person unexpectedly?” Zhang Yinluo looks is lying down the Daoist priest on bed, said surprised, „really stems from my unexpected......” “没想到……你居然真救了一个人？”张银落望着躺在床上的道长,吃惊道,“真是出乎我的意料之外啊……” Sun Lang blinks, is looking at a woman affectionately: „So long as is I have complied with your matter, will certainly achieve......” 孙朗眨了眨眼睛,深情地望着张女侠:“只要是我答应过你的事情,就一定会做到……” „Dies......” the face of Zhang Yinluo to be a little red, she sized up around one, „why, but, can lead him to the inn in? Fishes place that the immortal building has him to rest, but can also ask that this Daoist priest has what difficulty.( Has)? ( Italy )?( Thinks)?( Book)?( Institute)” “去死啦……”张银落的脸有点红,她打量了一下周围,“但为什么,要把他带到客栈里？钓仙楼还是有他休息的地方吧,还可以问一下这位道长有什么难处。(有)?(意)?(思)?(书)?(院)” „First, because this Daoist priest is seizes the monster, how can lead to fishing in the immortal building him......” Sun Lang explained probably matter that just had, then tone complex say/way, „next......” “首先呢,因为这位道长是来捉妖的,怎么能把他带到钓仙楼里……”孙朗大概解释了一下刚刚发生的事情,然后语气复杂道,“其次呢……” He stretches out the foot, kicked the bed gently, will lie down the taoist priest on bed shakes awakes. 他伸出脚来,轻轻地踢了踢床,将躺在床上的道士震醒。 Lies down the Daoist priest long revolutions on bed awakes, the look is vacant, he blinks, looks to arrive in Sun Lang of bedside, then...... 躺在床上的道长悠悠转醒,眼神茫然,他眨了眨眼睛,看到了站在床边的孙朗,然后…… „Vomits......” “呕……” „...... It seems like has matter that some I did not know.” The Zhang Yinluo unemotional say/way, „to be honest, how many can of pacific herring canned food did you feed him to eat?” “……看来发生了一些我所不知道的事情啊。”张银落面无表情道,“老实说,你喂他吃了多少罐鲱鱼罐头？” Sun Lang shakes the head saying: „I do not have, that pacific herring canned food must transport/fortune from the Western Barbarians land of the polar north, does not start easily, my inventory are not many, how in his body waste?” 孙朗摇头道:“我才没有呢,那鲱鱼罐头要从西夷极北之地运过来,入手不易,我这里存货也不多,怎么会在他身上浪费？” „Before also said that then takes six cans in Jing'an Hou Residence, gave back to my two cans......” “之前也是这么说的呢,然后在靖安侯府时一口气拿出来六罐,还给了我两罐……” Two people quarrelled, the taoist priest has struggled to sit, put out a hand to grasp Sun Lang: „Donor, Donor, listens to my word, the transvestite is not good, not good......” 两人争吵的时候,道士已经挣扎着坐了起来,伸手就去抓孙朗:“施主,施主,听我一言,人妖是万万不行的,万万不行的……” „Doesn't matter, do not worry, has Dingding's girl and transvestite is the entirely different two lifeform...... Sun Lang is talking nonsense greatly” freely spoken, „, you looked, I have not spoken incorrectly, you this battle efficiency, collects to ask for trouble...... I you to tell that now purely, this chrysanthemum, usually is the monoecism, in other words, the opposite party has two sets of mature reproductive organ, you know that what this does mean? This means you, if loses, perhaps enters the defeat plot, the recycling humiliates cg, I think this even for Buddhist, is still the unendurable result......” “没关系,别担心,拥有大丁丁的女孩子与人妖是截然不同的两种生物……”孙朗顺口胡说八道着,“以及,你看,我没说错吧,就你现在这战斗力,凑上去是纯粹自讨苦吃……我跟你说啊,这菊花,通常都是雌雄同株的,也就是说,对方拥有两套成熟的生殖器官,你知道这意味着什么吗？这意味着你如果打输的话,也许就去进入战败剧情,回收凌辱cg,我想这即使是对于出家人而言,也是难以忍受的结果……” „You open to me!” Zhang Yinluo advanced Sun Lang one side, draws a stool to sit down, to the taoist priest, the smile was saying, „this Daoist priest, I thought your facial expression is weak, the low-spirited, disgusting desire vomits, the abdomen hollow cry, what thing ate badly, dyspepsia? vermilion Ying's matter we first did not discuss why the Daoist priest you will turn into this, what met?” “你给我起开！”张银落将孙朗推到了一边,拉过一张凳子坐下,对着道士,微笑道,“这位道长,我看你气色虚弱,精神不振,恶心欲呕,腹中空鸣,是不是吃坏了什么东西,以至于消化不良？朱嬴的事情我们先不谈,道长你为什么会变成这样,遇到了什么？” „Miss, you were the good person......” taoist priest sized up a face of Zhang Yinluo, sobbed, „your appearance was very actually easy to look...... resigned from the original work recently? Joined very suspicious organization? Strange, strange, your appearance showed, you have been played tricks on and bullied for serveral days, but you are actually not angry, instead a little has fun, moreover your marriage affinity, is not quite a little safe, although is matches good, but the twists and turns are many, mainly manifests in the competitor emerges one after another incessantly, moreover probably is yourself takes to bring in......” “姑娘,你是好人啊……”道士打量了一下张银落的脸,唏嘘道,“你的面相倒是很容易就能看出来……最近辞去了原本的工作？加入了很可疑的组织？奇怪,奇怪,你的面相显示,你这些天一直在被戏弄和欺负,但你却不怎么生气,反而有点乐在其中,另外你这姻缘啊,有点不太稳当,虽是良配,但波折不少,主要体现在竞争对手层出不穷,而且好像都是你自己带进来的……” He the Profession sickness outbreak, on the mouth does not have at once the gate, said verbosely outward, until feeling sharp murderous aura, this recovers, closed the mouth obediently. 他一时之间职业病发作,嘴上没个把门的,絮絮叨叨地就往外说,直到感受到了一股锐利的杀气,这才回过神来,乖乖地闭上了嘴巴。 The Zhang Yinluo complexion is colorful, if peach blossom, look actually cold like ice, put out a hand according to the satchel, showed a faint smile: „Daoist priest, are you considered as?” 张银落脸色艳若桃花,眼神却寒冷如冰,伸手按在了挎包上,微微一笑:“道长,你算得准吗？” This brother truly somewhat skill, immediately detected that from the Zhang Yinluo movement and forehead one might be called the life unable to withstand the heavy crisis...... technique that but the life studies, sacredness that master gate inherits, as the dignity of industry top physiognomist, the honor of say/way of secret technique number, all these all press on his shoulder, he can flinch!? 这位道兄确实有几分本事,立刻从张银落的动作和眉宇间察觉到了一场堪称生命无法承受之重的危机……但一生所学的技艺,师门传承的神圣,身为业界顶尖相士的尊严,天机术数之道的荣誉,这一切的一切全都压在他的肩上,他能够退缩吗！？ Can. 能。 This outstanding Daoist priest has turned head immediately, blushes however said: „Ashamed, ashamed, the magic arts accomplishment of this poor Daoist, sometimes, has not calculated does not permit...... particularly now, is physically weak, low-spirited......” 这位俊杰般的道长立刻扭过头去,赧然道:“惭愧,惭愧,贫道的道法尚未大成,有时,是算不准的……尤其是现在,身体虚弱,精神不振……” Zhang Yinluo nods with a smile, then the sharp look shifted to just continuously Sun Lang that sees a play in side. 张银落含笑点头,然后锐利的眼神就转向了刚刚一直在旁看戏的孙朗。 Ranger blinks, moe moe dá same place slightly jumped, tilts the head said: „Others anything does not know meow......” 游侠眨了眨眼睛,萌萌哒地原地小跳了一下,歪头道:“人家什么都不知道喵……” Attracted the attention say/way brother by this frightened movement and language, unfortunately and looked to the face of Sun Lang, therefore unusual coordinate that anything: „Vomits......” 被这惊悚的动作和语言吸引了注意力的道兄,好死不死地又看向了孙朗的脸,于是非常配合地那啥了:“呕……” Zhang Yinluo throws smiles, the cold ice in eye such as the water melts, detected the Daoist priest who the crisis dissipates relaxes: „The matter that this poor Daoist encounters is not worth mentioning, the Buddhist does not fear to endure hardship, considers an ancestor to my test...... the real danger, originates from fishing the monster in immortal building, her spirit wisdom has lived, whatever she remains mediocre, contacts with human, only multi- causing trouble end......” 张银落不由扑哧一笑,眼中的寒冰如水消融,察觉到危机消散的道长松了口气:“贫道遭遇的事情不值一提,出家人不怕吃苦,就当是道祖给我的考验……真正的危险,还是来源于钓仙楼里的妖怪,她灵智已生,任由她留在凡俗,与人类接触,只会多生事端……” Zhang Yinluo knitting the brows head of: „Daoist priest, you are the Buddhist, the Buddhist to leniency......” 张银落皱了皱眉头:“道长,您是出家人,出家人以慈悲为怀……” Sun Lang has poked head in immediately, small sound said: „It is not right, that seems like the idea of buddhist monks...... the creeds of these ox muzzles is likes the letter/believes letter/believes, not believing to roll, do not disturb me to fly upwards......” 孙朗立刻探过头去,小声道:“不对吧,那好像是秃驴们的理念……这些牛鼻子的信条是爱信信、不信滚、不要打扰我飞升……” „Is such matter?” The Zhang Yinluo knitting the brows small sound said, „does that he feel embarrassed vermilion to win Ganma?” “是这么回事吗？”张银落皱眉小声道,“那他为难朱嬴干嘛？” „The first possibility, he wants to cheat out of money, the second possibility, he is the abnormal taoist priest in that legend, specially the lovable boy monster and lovable girl monster will grasp return to the Daoist temple, will make that cauldron furnace......” “第一种可能性,他想要骗钱,第二种可能性,他是那种传说中的变态道士,专门将可爱的男孩子妖怪和可爱的女孩子妖怪抓回道观,做那鼎炉……” „......” Taoist priest corner of the eye twitched, „two donors, do not think that this poor Daoist in shocking, side you keep that monster, definitely will incur the root of trouble......” “……”道士眼角抽搐了一下,“两位施主,你们不要以为贫道在耸人听闻,你们将那妖怪留在身边,必然会招致祸端……” Zhang Yinluo knits the brows: „Daoist priest, you are a Buddhist, is to reason with. vermilion a to win Zhishi flower monster, simply had not injured before excellently, reason that has made the noise, because she is too hungry, now has us to look after and teach her, has our companions to accompany and protect her, she will not annoy to go wrong. I also think before, the monster is the wild nature is all difficult to tame, by demon of artificial food, but now, I, although does not know that what other monsters are, but vermilion to win is at least trustworthy, the little flower monster that anything does not understand, is learning the custom and knowledge of human diligently......” 张银落皱眉道:“道长,您是出家人,是要讲理的。朱嬴只是一介花妖,之前根本没有伤害过人,之所以闹出过动静,只是因为她实在太饿,如今有我们照看和教导她,有我们的同伴陪伴和保护着她,她不会惹出什么乱子的。我之前也以为,妖怪全都是野性难驯、以人为食的魔物,但现在,我虽然不知道其他的妖怪是什么样的,但至少朱嬴值得信任,那个什么都不懂的小花妖,正在努力地学习着人类的习惯和知识……” „Made a mistake, making a mistake...... this poor Daoist is not the bloodthirsty and persistently unreasonable person, if the monster has not made has killed the evil, this poor Daoist does protect her without enough time, how will kill her?” The taoist priests heave a deep sigh saying that „, but does not kill her, no matter she, is the entirely different two things, root of trouble that monster who I said draws on, is not this monster wild nature is difficult to tame to offend somebody, but is......” “错了,错了……贫道并非是嗜杀和蛮不讲理的人,如果那妖怪没有造过杀孽,那贫道保护她都来不及,怎么会杀她呢？”道士摇头叹息道,“但不杀她和不管她,是截然不同的两种事情,我所说的那妖怪所招来的祸端,并非是这妖怪自身野性难驯而伤人,而是……” His tone becomes ice-cold: „Rather, as the monster qi that she of monster releases, will cannot help but attract other similar, perhaps perhaps in the next quarter, tomorrow, will have the supernatural power excel and brutal bloodthirsty, to regard human is the true evil spirit of absolutely irreconcilable enemy found her, will awaken intelligence she to carry off, trains her, brainwashes she, informs her so-called truth, instills into the hatred to her, twists her, turned into the true evil spirit her...... at that time, not only she will suffer the brutal fate, you of her side, were difficult to escape a tribulation......” 他的语气变得冰冷起来:“而是,身为妖怪的她所释放出的妖气,会不由自主地吸引到其他的同类,也许在下一刻,也许在明天,就会有法力高强、残酷嗜血、视人类为不共戴天之敌的真正的妖魔找到她,将觉醒了灵性的她带走,训练她,洗脑她,告知她所谓的真相,向她灌输仇恨,扭曲她,将她变成真正的妖魔……那时候,不仅她会遭遇残酷的命运,就连她身边的你们,都难逃一劫……” Zhang Yinluo was shocked: „What?” 张银落愣住了:“什么？” Sun Lang blinks, grasped a woman, the shock said: „Good...... quite fearful!” 孙朗眨了眨眼睛,一把抱住了张女侠,震惊道:“好……好可怕！” ps1:!? Yesterday had not paid attention, today suddenly discovers, the junction approved this idiom not to have issue unexpectedly! I also think that will be shielded! ps1:诶诶诶！？昨天没注意,今天突然发现,众口交赞这个成语居然没有问题耶！我还以为会被屏蔽来着！ ps2: Then...... water ** friendly? ps2:那么……水**融？ ps3: The roar hahahaha haha today successfully renewed at 11 : 00! Very good, very good, very good, later must the regular work and rest! ps3:吼哈哈哈哈哈哈今天成功地在十一点更新了！很好,很好,很好,以后要更加地规律作息！
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