MGILA :: Volume #8

#788: Compels ignorant to compel ignorant

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- „What? Merge?” Chen Huanmeng flash: „Your meaning is, must make Shushan each small school gather in the same place, composes Shushan immortal Jianmen, then everyone treats in the total rudder, isn't separated? This...... this idea is very good, very harmonious friendly affection, but, slow aid will not help in an emergency, discusses that now the school merged probably without enough time, if they died, that wants to merge does not have the means.” “啥？合并？”陈焕懵了一瞬间:“你的意思是,要让蜀山各个小门派重新合在一起,组成蜀山仙剑门,然后大家都待在总舵里,不分开？这个……这个想法是很好,很和谐友爱,但是,远水解不了近渴,现在来谈门派合并好像来不及了,如果她们都死掉了,那想合并也没办法了吧。” Finishes speaking, dragon Aoxue puts out a hand to grasp in nearby air, then, everyone discovered, by Mount Emei suddenly were many a mountain...... is really a mountain, a giant mountain, by dragon proud Xue grasping, float in Mount Emei midair, but that mountain everyone eyes recognized- Mount Qingcheng! 话音刚落,龙傲雪伸手在旁边的空气中一抓,接着,大伙儿就发现,峨眉山旁边突然多了一座山……真的是一座山,一座巨大的山,被龙傲雪给抓了过来,悬浮在峨眉山旁边的半空之中,而那座山大伙儿一眼就认出来了-青城山！ People: „......” 众人:“……” Feels sorry for Mount Qingcheng, originally swayed well in the position that oneself should treat, the sudden space and time shakes, the entire mountain left, then the flash flew by Mount Emei, float in midair. 可怜青城山,本来好好的摆在自己原本应该待的位置,突然一个时空震,整座山都离了地,然后一瞬间就飞到了峨眉山旁边,悬浮在半空之中。 The mountain spirit and land of Mount Qingcheng jumped together: MMP, we had MMP to say! What ghost situation is this? 青城山的山神和土地一起跳了起来:MMP,我们有一句MMP一定要说！这是什么鬼情况？ However, two deities have not made clear the condition with enough time, feeling space and time another shakes, then the Xiling snowy mountain also appeared in side, then Mt. Wolong and Mt. Siguniang...... the famed scenery flew continuously, in an instant, by Mount Emei sky float 19 mountains, 20 mountains that in addition Omei, the Shushan immortal Jianmen 20 small schools occupied, the complete set finished. 不过,两个神仙还没来得及搞清楚状况,就感觉身边的时空又一震,然后西岭雪山也出现在了旁边,接着卧龙山、四姑娘山……名山大川连续不断地飞了过来,一转眼,峨眉山旁边的天空中悬浮着了十九座大山,加上峨眉在内,蜀山仙剑门二十个小门派占据的二十座山,全部集合完毕。 20 pairs of mountain spirit lands look at each other in blank dismay, a face compels ignorant. 二十对山神土地面面相觑,一脸懵逼。 „Actually this what happened?” “这究竟是发生了什么情况？” „I do not know!” “我不知道！” „Has a look?” “下去看看？” They to under were looking at one together, happen to saw that dragon Aoxue was staring one to them, is away from the bamboo hat obviously, they can actually feel that the dragon proud Xue vision wears the bamboo hat, seems coldly to them smiles: „Leave alone others 's business.” 他们一起对着下面看了一眼,正好看到龙傲雪对着他们瞪了一眼,明明隔着斗笠,他们却能感觉到龙傲雪的眼光穿斗笠而出,仿佛在对着他们冷冷一笑:“别管闲事。” 20 pairs of mountain spirit land pitiful tunnels: „This is not others 's business, this is our responsibility is, personal related matter!” Oh, ok, first instigates, at this time over, do not raise one's head must certainly come under attack. 二十对山神土地可怜巴巴地道:“这不是闲事啊,这是我们职责所在,切身相关的事！”唉,算了,先怂起来,这种时候别出头,出头肯定要挨打。 The mountain spirit land complete little darling instigates, did not speak. 山神土地全部乖乖怂好,不说话。 dragon Aoxue referred to float in all around mountain, turns to Chen Huan: „Chen brother, you looks, as the matter stands, various didn't Shushan schools gather in together? Can you very convenient rescue they, which first rescue now? Rescues simply together? Chen brother makes a decision. I are not good at making that type to need to plan the plan the matter, here gives Chen the brother to arrange to be better.” 龙傲雪指了指悬浮在四周的大山,转向陈焕:“陈兄,你看,这样一来,蜀山各门派不就合在一块儿了吗？你现在可以很方便的救援她们了,先救哪个？还是干脆一起救？陈兄拿个主意吧。我这人不太擅长做那种需要统筹计划的事情,这里还是交给陈兄来安排更好。” In all will of the people are thinking: Do you work also need to plan the plan? You only need to act unreasonably, matter that has not handled. 所有人心里都在想:你做事还需要统筹计划吗？你只需要乱来一下,就没有搞不定的事了。 Annan seven is scared directly! The pitiful sirius person has not really thought, the earthman intrepidly to this situation, this he meow is also a person? Although the sirius technology wise enough to can prevent the volcanic eruption, change center of the earth diastrophism, but could not have achieved to move a mountain float in the midair it, the earthman was really fearful. Right, what does my he meow send to gawk here? Pats quickly, hurries to pat. 安南柒直接吓傻！可怜的天狼星人真没想到,地球人强悍到了这个地步,这他喵的还是不是人啊？天狼星的技术虽然高明到可以阻止火山喷发,改变地心地壳运动,但还做不到把一座山搬起来悬浮在半空中之,地球人真是太可怕了。对了,我他喵的在这里发什么楞？快拍下来,赶紧拍下来啊。 Annan seven hurried to select several buttons on the camera, that camera distorted to decompose suddenly all of a sudden, changed dozens small lens to come out all of a sudden, on these small lens all had a propeller, like the bamboo-copter of machine cat, bringing the lens to fly, simultaneously flew to surroundings all mountains, took all footages completely. 安南柒赶紧在摄像机上点了几个按钮,那摄像机突然一下子变形分解,一下子变了几十个小镜头出来,这些小镜头上全都有个螺旋浆,就像机器猫的竹蜻蜓一样,带着镜头们飞了出去,同时飞向周围所有的山川,将所有的镜头全部拍了下来。 Chen Huanqing coughed a sound said: „, arrange/cloth the brother will also move the technique of mountain unexpectedly, when I read «Journey to the West» has looked at a plot, had a monster named silver coins king, moved to several mountains to press Sun Wukong under, arrange/cloth the brother used was the silver coins king has used that doing great things technique?” 陈焕轻咳了一声道:“没想到,布兄居然还会搬山之术,我读《西游记》时看过一个情节,有个叫银角大王的妖怪,移来了几座大山将孙悟空压在底下,布兄用的就是银角大王用过的那种移山之术吗？” What silver coins king? What moves the technique of mountain? dragon Aoxue has not heard completely, but Chen Huan, since said like this, that cannot certainly make Chen Huan guess wrong, loses face before the bystander. dragon Aoxue hurries to coordinate coldly smiles: „Yes, my move the technique of moving mountain studies from silver coins king there, Chen brother is learned and accomplished, unexpectedly looked, really admire.” 什么银角大王？什么搬山之术？龙傲雪完全没听说过,不过陈焕既然都这样说了,那当然不能让陈焕猜错,在外人面前丢了脸。龙傲雪赶紧配合地冷冷一笑:“是的,我这招就是从银角大王那里学来的搬山之术,陈兄博学多才,居然一眼就看出来了,真是佩服佩服。” Side was then finally frightened the half dead white eyebrows master Taihe Omei disciples to catch one's breath, thought: Originally also calling „moves the technique of mountain” immortal technique, who is the silver coins king? Since he immortal technique like this, that certainly is the quite fierce deity, we have not heard unexpectedly, really has not experienced, makes much ado about nothing, loses face, loses face proficiently. 旁边被吓得半死的白眉师太和峨眉弟子们这下总算缓过气来,心想:原来还有一种叫“搬山之术”的仙术啊,银角大王是谁？他既然会这样的仙术,那一定是相当厉害的神仙,我们居然没听说过,真是没见识,大惊小怪,丟脸,丟脸到家。 Chen Huan patted the forehead suddenly: „Although 20 famous mountains although pushed in together, but „ mountain” this thing was very after all big, even if pushed in together is very big, flew round the life-saving still to spend the time very much, this it seems like or missed to save the people of all schools. Moreover, moves these famous mountains together, will perhaps destroy this world future tourism, aunt Sir who for the major scenic areas receive the admission ticket the future can have a food to eat, cannot be like this dry, arrange/cloth the brother, do you have a better method, making the major schools collect the near-point? ” 陈焕突然拍了拍脑门:“虽然二十座名山虽然挤在了一块儿,但是“山”这个东西毕竟很大,就算挤在一块儿还是很大,飞来飞去救人也很花时间,这样看来还是赶不及救下所有门派的人。而且,把这些名山都搬一块儿,说不定会破坏这个世界将来的旅游业啊,为了各大景区收门票的大妈大爷们今后能有口饭吃,还是不能这样干啊,布兄,你有没有更好的一点法子,让各大门派凑得更近点？” „? Chen brother said in the principle.” Dragon arrogant trail: „Putting in order mountain moves is really impractical.” “哦？陈兄说得在理。”龙傲雪道:“整片山搬来果然不实用。” She wields the hand, that 19 mountain Shuashua and flew back to the original place, then she puts out a hand to grasp again...... 她把手一挥,那十九座山刷刷刷又飞回了自己原本的地方,然后她再重新伸手一抓…… The thing that these grasps time with previous time was different, she grasps unexpectedly is big houses, these houses send to be the same with Omei, several enter the courtyard, has the division of entrance door interior door, they distribute above a hillside, was actually grasped to grasp by dragon proud Xue completely, puts, in Omei sent that house side. 这一次抓来的东西就和上次不同了,她抓来的居然是一大片房舍,这些房舍就和峨眉派一样,有几进院落,有外门内门之分,它们分布在一片山坡之上,却被龙傲雪一抓就全部抓了过来,摆在了峨眉派那一片房屋的旁边。 Everyone decides clearly looked, the entrance of this pile of houses is also setting up a signboard, submits a written statement to „the Qingcheng Faction”. 大伙儿定晴一看,这一堆房子的门口还立着个牌匾,上书“青城派”。 Moreover, the taoist nun who in the courtyard also some people, a group of Qingcheng sends, the forehand with the long sword, be at compels the condition ignorant, but in their opposite, is standing a old lady, the old lady is also at compels the condition ignorant. 而且,院子里还有人,一大群青城派的道姑,正手拿长剑,处于懵逼状态,而在她们的对面,也站着一个老太婆,那老太婆也处于懵逼状态。 Originally, this old lady was the ballot selects attacked the enemy who Qingcheng sent, she captured the Qingcheng Faction some time ago, injured several Qingcheng disciples, fortunately the Qingcheng leaders have not made the movie in the back side of the mountain, but assumed personal command in the school, therefore flushed with the old lady resentment , the both sides magic weapon flew round, hits is living it up, suddenly felt that spatial warping, then found the entire Mount Qingcheng flew in the space, flew by Mount Emei. 原来,这老太婆就是抽签抽中了攻打青城派的敌人,她不久前攻入青城派,打伤了几名青城弟子,所幸青城掌门并没有在后山拍电影,而是坐镇在门派里,于是就冲过来与老太婆怼上了,双方法宝飞来飞去,打得正热闹,突然感觉到身边的空间扭曲了一下,然后就发现整个青城山都在天上飞,飞到了峨眉山旁边。 The two sides people were ignorant, have not made clear to have anything, Mount Qingcheng one flew back same place, then, their school with the house, flew Omei to send side, two schools of houses and courtyards spelled in one. 两边的人都懵得不行,还没搞清楚发生了什么,青城山刷地一下又飞回了原地,然后再刷地一下,他们的门派连人带房子,都飞到了峨眉派旁边,两派的房子与院落拼在了一起。 This, is really compels ignorant to compel ignorant, did not make clear to have anything completely. 这一下,真的是懵逼中的懵逼,完全搞不清楚发生了什么。
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