MGILA :: Volume #8

#787: Merges these schools

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At noon, cut a lemon, exchanged two cups of lemonades, one cup gives me, one cup gives the daughter. 中午,切了个柠檬,兑了两杯柠檬水,一杯给我自己,一杯给女儿。 Unexpectedly, the daughter after the mouth moistened one, immediately the acid cries. All admitted my cup the lemon piece in her cup, in a I small cup soaked an entire lemon unexpectedly, looks on the clever acid. 不料,女儿用嘴沾了一口之后,立即酸哭。把她杯子里的柠檬片全都放进了我的杯子,我一个小小的杯子里居然泡了一个整个柠檬,看起来就贼酸。 I do not believe this evil, took up the cup to drink one boldly...... 我偏不信这个邪,拿起杯子就豪放地喝了一口…… Then, my also acid cries! 然后,我也酸哭！ Cries one for the acid. 为酸哭加一更。 ---- ---- The old lady does not want to expose also the Junior Sister to hide in the , but, this he meow the Junior Sister is not powerful, oneself must be ganged up to surround and beaten up, hasn't she acted unexpectedly? Can wait to die acted inadequately? 老太婆本来不想暴露还有一个师妹藏在附近,但是,这他喵的师妹也太不给力了,自己都要被人围殴了,她居然还不出手？难道要等自己死了才出手不成？ At this time is not the exposition does not expose her issue, but was to the issue that oneself maintained life. She shouts at the top of one's voice a roar, has a scare the white eyebrows actually, about looked at two saying: „Does this fellow have the same party members to dive too? Everyone was careful.” 这时候已经不是暴露不暴露她的问题,而是得给自己保命的问题了。她扯开嗓子一吼,倒是把白眉吓了一跳,左右看了两眼道:“这家伙还有同党潜太？大家小心。” „Same party members?” dragon Aoxue coldly as if suddenly enlightened smiles, her coldly smiles by the bamboo hat fortunately is keeping off, otherwise Bian Yujing can definitely recognize the smiling law of this rare and beautiful flowers, she coldly the said/tunnel: „Originally that was ready to make trouble in my foot a moment ago, is your same party members?” “同党？”龙傲雪恍然大悟地冷冷一笑,还好她的冷冷一笑被斗笠挡着,不然卞玉京肯定能认出她这奇葩的笑法,她冷冷地道:“原来刚才那个在我脚边蠢蠢欲动的,是你的同党吗？” „Well? Did my Junior Sister have been to near your foot?” The old lady looked at dragon Aoxue the position, happen to behind Liu Xuanyuan, her Junior Sister, since arrived at that position a moment ago, should be very easy to intend to strike to kill Liu Xuanyuan, why doesn't have to act? “咦？我师妹原来到过你的脚边？”老太婆看了看龙傲雪的位置,正好就在刘轩辕背后,她的师妹既然刚才到了那个位置,应该很容易出手击杀刘轩辕了,为啥没有出手？ Her face compels ignorant, hears the dragon arrogant trail: „I also think that is what ghosts and demons the skirt bottom of peeping girl students, finally is also an old lady, it seems like stamped is really unfair to her, the old lady should the skirt bottom of peeping woman not be right.” 她正一脸懵逼,就听到龙傲雪道:“我还以为是什么鬼魅来偷看女弟子们的裙底,结果也是个老太婆啊,看来一脚踩死真是冤枉她了,老太婆应该不会偷看女人的裙底才对。” Old lady: „......” 老太婆:“……” People: „......” 众人:“……” Old lady's sweat eight petal eight petals to lower reaches, Junior Sister, although weak were so little, but also melts the god period expert, melts the god period, only misses one step, after tribulation, can the flying immortal, unexpectedly! By person! A foot! Stamped? 老太婆的汗水八瓣八瓣地向下流,师妹虽然比自己弱了那么一点点,但也是化神期高手啊,化神期啊,只差一步,度劫之后就能飞仙,居然！被人！一脚！踩死了？ What is most essential, that person stamped the god period expert, unexpectedly hasn't the least bit sound even made? This is impossible, in this world, no one can easily strike to kill a god period member, anybody wants to strike to kill the god period member, must undergo a frigid battle, pays certain price to achieve, where has like stepping on the cockroach a foot stepped on did not have the truth? 最关键的是,那个人一脚踩死了化神期高手,居然连半点动静都没弄出来？这不可能,在这世界上,没有人能轻易地击杀一位化神期修士,任何人想要击杀化神期修士,都得经过一番惨烈的交战,付出一定的代价才能做到,哪有像踩蟑螂一样一脚就踩没了的道理？ The old lady miserable snort/hum said: „This is impossible, you deceive certainly me, certainly.” 老太婆惨哼道:“这不可能,你一定是骗我,一定是的。” dragon Aoxue coldly smiles: „Do I need to deceive your goods?” 龙傲雪冷冷一笑:“我有必要骗你这种货色？” However, dragon Aoxue was also used to it, when her vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered infinite universe, would some people not believing the words that she spoke, must jump to oppose with her, naturally, these people without exception, were hit the face by her finally. 不过,龙傲雪也习惯了,她纵横大千世界时,总会有人不相信她说的话,非要跳出来和她作对,当然,这些人最后无一例外,都被她打了脸。 When hits the face to form a custom how...... can? Naturally is will apply makeup smoothly. 当打脸已经形成一种习惯的时候……会怎样？当然是会更加流畅地打脸。 dragon Aoxue decided to hit one dozen of this old ladies the face, unexpectedly does not believe that my words, I showed looked to you. She looked down oneself stepped on a place of foot a moment ago, there shadow had vanished, but this was not an issue. Puts out a hand grasps to the ground, the space and time in ground twists suddenly, presented strange black hole, her hand puts in the hole, grasps, pulls out again from the hole, then in the hand grabbed a corpse...... on a face to have footprint the body of old lady's. 龙傲雪决定打一打这个老太婆了脸,居然不相信我的话,那我就证明给你看吧。她低头看了看自己刚才踩了一脚的地方,那里的阴影已经消失了,但这并不是问题。伸手向地面上一抓,地面上的时空突然扭曲起来,出现了一个诡异的黑洞,她的手伸进洞里,一抓,再从洞里抽出来,然后手上就抓着了一具尸体……一个脸上有个脚印的老太婆的尸体。 Just was stamped by dragon proud Xue in the shadow, drifted in the corpse in slit of shadow, was given to grasp by her like this. 刚刚被龙傲雪踩死在阴影之中,飘浮于影之缝隙里的尸体,就这样被她给抓了出来。 This time makes people feel simply unthinkably, does not understand how completely she achieves. 这一手功夫简直让人感觉到匪夷所思,完全不明白她是怎么做到的。 She proceeds to throw that corpse, that corpse flies to fly, hung on old lady's nearby branch all of a sudden, then dragon Aoxue a brow wrinkle, coldly says with a smile: „Did you look at me to deceive you? Said that stamped stamped.” 她把那尸体往前一扔,那尸体飞呀飞呀,一下子挂在了老太婆旁边的树枝上,然后龙傲雪眉头一皱,冷冷一笑道:“你看我骗了你没有？说踩死了就踩死了。” Old lady: „......” 老太婆:“……” People: „......” 众人:“……” The old lady frightens is scared out of one's wits, the entire body starts to shiver fiercely, who this...... is this? Really stamped the Junior Sister? On the Junior Sister face this footprint was obvious, this was really stepped in the face, then died in the shadow, Warder day, actually did this how achieve? I scratch, the complete understanding cannot. 老太婆吓得魂不附体,整个身子开始剧烈地颤抖起来,这……这是什么人？真的一脚踩死了师妹？师妹脸上这个脚印再明显不过了,这真的是被人一脚踩在脸上,然后死在阴影之中了,沃德天,这究竟是怎么做到的？我擦,完全理解不能。 dragon Aoxue coldly to her smiles: „Sees this corpse , if not clear, I arrive on your face to step on a foot again, when the time comes your certain meeting letter/believes.” 龙傲雪对着她冷冷一笑:“看到这尸体如果还不明白的话,我再到你脸上踩一脚吧,到时候你一定会信的。” Old lady „pū passed” one to kneel: „Senior forgives.” 老太婆“噗通”一声跪了下来:“前辈饶命。” People: „......” 众人:“……” Good, will develop one to bully few, authentic honest people gangs up to surround and beats up the script of bastard, suddenly turned into the enemy to surrender, this also hit a wool. 好吧,本来会发展成一场以多欺少,正宗正派人士围殴坏蛋的剧本,突然就变成敌人投降了,这还打个毛。 In Chen Huan put hand flying sword, lets go, shrugs: „, A province strength rescues other school.” 陈焕把手上的飞剑放了下来,摊手,耸肩:“也罢,省点力气去救援别的门派。” „Yeah? How doesn't this hit?” Side resounded the Annan seven voices: „I just patted the purple azure double sword to fight gold/metal Zhuo the picture, the thief is attractive, was sighing that such real flying sword combat picture feared is asks the actor to develop may not have such good effect, you receive the hand suddenly, I have not resulted in pat.” “哎？怎么这样就不打了？”旁边响起了安南柒的声音:“我刚刚拍下紫青双剑大战金镯的画面,贼好看啊,正在感叹这么真实的飞剑战斗镜头怕是请演员来演都不一定能有这么好的效果,你们突然收手,我都没得拍了。” Chen Huan shot a look at his one eyes ill-humoredly: „This, but also shooting? The Shushan major sword factions were dangerous, we must hurry to rescue, pat.” 陈焕没好气地瞥了他一眼:“这都什么时候了,还拍片？蜀山各大剑派都危险了,我们得赶紧去救援,拍个屁。” Annan seven has a scare, does not speak. 安南柒吓了一跳,不说话了。 Several proper people remained silent, actually heard dragon Aoxue to open the mouth saying: „Well? secure led also to say right, did the real fight picture, certainly compare the false performance more powerful, why does not pat? I suddenly had an idea.” 几个正经人都保持了沉默,却听到龙傲雪开口道:“咦？安导说得也没错啊,真实的战斗画面,当然比虚假的表演更有震撼力,为什么不拍？我突然有了一个想法。” Chen Huanqi said: „What opinion does arrange/cloth brother have?” 陈焕奇道:“布兄有啥意见？” Dragon arrogant trail: „We go attacking the scene in Shushan immortal Jianmen all shoot, can't that make the most real movie? Un un, this wave of operation, I looked steadily, Chen brother, like this your movie can definitely sell greatly.” 龙傲雪道:“我们去把袭击蜀山仙剑门的场面全都拍下来吧,那不就能拍最真实的电影了吗？嗯嗯,这波操作,我看稳了,陈兄,这样你的电影肯定能大卖。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” The people do not know at once how to complain, stuffily at heart, internal injury. 众人一时之间不知道怎么吐槽好,闷在心里,内伤。 After several seconds, Chen Huan finally found the complaining direction, sighed: „Qingcheng, Omei, Xiling and Wolong, these schools in an independent mountain, these famed sceneries do not push in together, the great distance is very remote, these schools are also attacked, can we possibly all pat? It is not right, I was led by you crookedly, now is not the consideration photographs the time, we must save them, but must rescue these to be located in each school of Sancheon-ri simultaneously, the feeling is very difficult. White eyebrows master Tai, we can only rescue several schools, feared that was other school cannot attend.” The white eyebrows master is too actually also considering this issue, although an Omei school of crisis relieved, but 19 schools were being attacked by the enemy, even if oneself this lineage/vein overtake the rescue, still rescues at most with enough time 1-2 schools, have no way to rescue 19 schools, can this should do? 好几秒后,陈焕终于找到了吐槽的方向,叹道:“青城、峨眉、西岭、卧龙,这些门派都在一座单独的山里,这些名山大川又不是都挤在一块儿,相隔十分遥远,这些门派同时遇袭,我们怎么可能全都拍得下来？不对,我都被你带歪了,现在根本就不是考虑拍摄的时候,我们得去救她们,但要同时救援这些位于各个山川里的门派,感觉很难啊。白眉师太,我们只能救援其中几个门派,怕是别的门派都顾不上了。”白眉师太其实也正在考虑这个问题,峨眉一派的危机虽然解除了,但还有十九个门派正在被敌人袭击,自己这一脉就算赶过去救援,也顶多来得及救其中1-2门派,没法把十九个门派都救下来,这可如何是好？ Everyone worried that is good to worry! 大伙儿愁啊,好愁！ Chen Huan has to shift to the dragon arrogant trail: „Arrange/Cloth brother, what means do you have to solve?” 陈焕只好转向龙傲雪道:“布兄,你有什么办法能解决吗？” Sought help by the boyfriend, as a qualified girlfriend, dragon Aoxue naturally must use the brains to help the boyfriend try to find the solution, this can become a qualified good wife. 被男朋友求助了,作为一个合格的女朋友,龙傲雪当然要开动脑筋帮男朋友想办法,这样才能成为一个合格的贤内助。 dragon Aoxue decides to be a good wife diligently, therefore used the brains, approximately spent 0.000001 second of effort to ponder, thought of a good way immediately: „Chen brother, I looked, we gather these schools simply in together, if they merged, reconstitutes Shushan immortal Jianmen, will not divide in each place, we can rescue together, after does not need whom considers first to save, to rescue.” 龙傲雪决定努力做一个贤内助,于是开动了脑筋,大约花了0.000001秒努力思考了一下,马上就想到了一个好办法:“陈兄,我看,咱们干脆把这些门派都合在一块儿吧,如果它们都合并了,重新组成蜀山仙剑门,就不会分在各个地方,咱们就能一起营救,不用考虑先救谁后救谁了。”
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