MGILA :: Volume #8

#789: You must help Chen brother make the movie

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- Not is only the person who Qingcheng sends is ignorant, person also same ignorant that Omei sends. 不光是青城派的人懵,峨眉派的人也一样的懵。 Therefore, everyone one face compels to look that ignorant dragon Aoxue puts out a hand another to grasp, then Wolong sent to be grasped, was placed in side that Omei sent, similarly, Wolong sent the disciples also to offer a sacrifice to the flying sword, put right with an old lady. dragon Aoxue grasps again, the Xiling Faction was also grasped...... 于是,所有人都一脸懵逼看着龙傲雪伸手又一抓,然后卧龙派就被抓了过来,摆在了峨眉派的旁边,同样的,卧龙派弟子们也正祭着飞剑,与一个老太婆放对。龙傲雪再一抓,西岭派也被抓了过来…… Shortly , the houses of 20 schools, all placed in together, fully occupied the entire mountain top, formed a rolling luxurious big dwelling, but in each school, stood the disciple who one crowd is compelling ignorant, to old lady who one or several compelled ignorant. 没多久,二十个门派的房舍,全都摆放在了一块儿,占满了整个山头,形成了一片连绵起伏的豪华大宅院,而每一个门派里,都站着一群懵逼的弟子,对着一个或者几个懵逼的老太婆。 Everyone is at compels the condition ignorant, therefore the whole world is maintaining peaceful! 所有人都处于懵逼状态,于是整个世界都保持着安静！ This piece strange peaceful continued for several minutes, Qingcheng sent leader's first named: „Actually to have what?” 这一片诡异的安静足足持续了几分钟,青城派掌门第一个叫了起来:“究竟发生了什么？” The Xiling leaders followed to call out: „Why did we fly Mount Emei?” 西岭掌门跟着叫道:“为什么我们飞来了峨眉山？” They look at together to Omei Entrance Advance party white eyebrows master Tai, the whole face is the color of inquiring...... 她们一起看向峨眉山门前站着的白眉师太,满脸都是问询之色…… The white eyebrows master is too awkward typically: „That, I want to rescue you, but clone weak, has no way to rescue 19 schools simultaneously, therefore...... therefore...... this arrange/cloth few heroes said, our school merge merge, about will unable to attend to one thing without losing track of another thing in the same places, then...... coughs, then the situations turned into now this.” 白眉师太一脸尴尬地道:“那个,我想救援你们,但是分身乏术,没法同时救援十九个门派,所以……所以……这位布少侠就说,把咱们的门派合并合并,合在一起就不会顾此失彼,然后……咳,然后情况就变成现在这样了。” „What ghost?” The Qingcheng leader sweat said: „This that so-called merges refer to?” “什么鬼？”青城掌门大汗道:“所谓合并是指的这样？” The Xiling leader also perspiration said: „Gods he meow school merge.” 西岭掌门也汗道:“神他喵的门派合并。” „Hey, now does not say this time.” dragon Aoxue opens the mouth, coldly smiles: „You continue to hit, if you do not hit, how Chen brother's movie can shoot?” “喂,现在不是说这个的时候吧。”龙傲雪开口,冷冷一笑:“你们继续打啊,你们要是不打了,陈兄的电影要怎么拍？” People: „......” 众人:“……” This also hits chicken! 这还打个鸡儿！ That dozens attack Shushan to soar to the heavens to fly about the old ladies who the big sword sends respectively suddenly, then gathered in together, looks at Chen Huan and his party of the alert look. 那几十个分别袭击蜀山合大剑派的老太婆们突然冲天飞起,然后聚在了一块儿,用戒备的眼神看着陈焕一行人。 But 20 small schools of Shushan immortal Jianmen, all gathered in the Omei entrance came, exhibited several thousand people of big weaponry all of a sudden. 而蜀山仙剑门的二十个小门派,也全都聚在了峨眉山门前来,一下子摆开了几千人的大阵仗。 The old ladies discussed a while, looks oldest, the skill also deepest old lady walked, said with very sharp strange sound: „What evil law did you cause a moment ago? How to move us?” 老太婆们议论了一会儿,一个看起来最老,功力也最深厚的老太婆走了出来,用很尖锐古怪的声音道:“你们刚才使了什么邪法？怎么把我们全部搬过来的？” „Talking into the evil law was also too disrespectful.” The Omei leader white eyebrows master too jumps immediately, a story of show Poland, she hmph hmph a sound said: „This is in the legend the immortal technique of silver coins king, the name said: Moves the technique of mountain. Your this crowd of fellow hair are long, the experience is short, the age lived on the dog to go, this dwelling place of celestial beings magic arts did not know, unexpectedly dares to talk into is the evil law, did not fear that the silver coins king looked for your theory.” “说成邪法也太失礼了吧。”峨眉掌门白眉师太立即跳出来,秀一波自己的见闻,她哼哼了一声道:“这就是传说中银角大王的仙术,名曰:搬山之术。你们这群家伙头发长,见识却短,岁数都活到狗身上去了,连这种仙家法术都不识得,居然敢说成是邪法,也不怕银角大王来找你们理论。” Nearby Chen Huan „” a palm of the hand covered the face, thought: Really sorry, the silver coins king is a monster, this also is really the cult tactic that the monster uses, was too misunderstood the immortal technique by this teacher, good, you happily good. 旁边的陈焕“啪”地一巴掌捂住了脸,心想:真抱歉,银角大王是个妖怪,这还真是妖怪用的邪术啊,被这老师太误会成仙术了,好吧,你开心就好。 The old ladies gawked gawking: What ghost? Moves the technique of mountain? This odd magic arts?, The key is not, can the Omei Faction unexpectedly the magic arts of such blockhouse? That looks like, we send to attack two partners who Omei sends, feared that had an accident. 老太婆们楞了楞:什么鬼？搬山之术？还有这种离谱的法术？不不不,关键是,峨眉派居然会这么碉堡的法术？那看来,我们派去袭击峨眉派的两个同伙,怕是出事了。 They looked at the past together, really saw before Omei sent the entrance, is kneeling a old lady, made the surrender shape, on nearby tree also hung an old lady's body, on the face also has a footprint, seemed like got rid of with the foot. The immortal hero world is not the knight-errant world, when cultivating true virtue fight often by magic weapon to bang, low-end „refining up body” member, will greet the person with the fists and feet, therefore, is printing the cause of death of footprint like this face on, is simply unthinkable, is it possible that was she member who lost to refining up the body level? This is impossible! But she cultivating of god period is. 她们一起看过去,果然看到峨眉派山门前跪着个老太婆,做出投降状,旁边的树上还挂着一个老太婆的尸体,脸上还有个脚印,看来像是被人用脚干掉的。仙侠世界可不是武侠世界,修真者们打架时往往都是靠法宝对轰,只有低端的“炼体”修士,才会用拳脚去招呼人,所以,像这种脸上印着个脚印的死法,简直匪夷所思,她莫非是输给炼体级的修士了？这不可能！她可是化神期的修为啊。 The oldest old lady cannot bear said loudly: „Hey, what are you doing? Why you are kneeling the surrender, how does your Junior Sister die?” 最老的老太婆忍不住大声道:“喂,你这是在搞什么？你为啥跪着投降,你师妹是怎么死的？” Is kneeling the old lady whole body trembles, she saw with one's own eyes dragon Aoxue to put out a hand to grasp 19 mountains a moment ago, then waved to send back these mountains, put out a hand to catch 19 school inside people again continually, this he meow is not human, feared that the tribulation has become an immortal, immortal? Is impossible, the immortal is not so fierce! Only feared that also above big gold/metal immortal rank, too two honorable people do not know that hits is not victorious she? Feared that is a little dangerous. 跪着的老太婆全身瑟瑟发抖,她刚才亲眼看到了龙傲雪伸手抓来十九匹山,然后一挥手又把这些山送回去了,再一伸手又把十九个门派连里面的人全都抓了过来,这他喵的已经不是人类了,怕是已经度劫成仙,地仙？不可能,地仙没这么厉害！只怕还在大罗金仙级别之上,太二真人不知道打不打得过她？怕是有点悬。 She said loudly: „Your anything let alone, was also about to kneel down to beg for mercy, such will be quite relaxed.” 她大声道:“你们什么也别说了,快过来跪下求饶,那样会比较轻松点。” People: „......” 众人:“……” dragon Aoxue opens the mouth suddenly, coldly smiles: „Don't come to kneel, how kneels to make the movie? Delayed the movie photography of Chen brother, can you shoulder this responsibility? Opposite old ladies listened to me, your present duties full power coordinate Chen brother to make the movie, dared to disturb does not coordinate, to destroy my Chen brother movie important matter, all beat savagely.” 龙傲雪突然开口,冷冷一笑:“别过来跪,跪着怎么拍电影？耽搁了陈兄的电影拍摄,你们负得起这个责么？对面的老太婆都给我听好了,你们现在的任务就是全力配合陈兄拍电影,胆敢捣乱不配合,破坏我陈兄电影大计者,一律暴打。” People: „......” 众人:“……” Chen Huan sweat, I said that arrange/cloth the brother, your saying said also installs to compel, worked as so many people to install like this clearly? This one type „uses the speech input law to write the H novel under big crowd of people” general feeling, embarrassed. Shame is quite high, is dying was dying. 陈焕大汗,我说布兄啊,你这话说得也太装逼了,当着这么多人这样装逼真的好吗？这给人一种“在大庭广众下用语音输入法写H小说”一般的感觉,尬得不行啊。耻度好高,要死了要死了。 However, Chen Huan discovered immediately, arrange/cloth the brother is earnest, arrange/cloth the brother cultivates the behavior to work has been very probably earnest, on him is sending out a air/Qi field faintly, said like some advertisement: „Installs to compel, we are earnest.” 不过,陈焕马上就发现,布兄是认真的,布兄做人做事好像一直很认真,他身上隐隐地散发着一种气场,就像某个广告里说的:“装逼,我们是认真的。” dragon Aoxue was saying to the old ladies: „What also stands is sending to gawk? Goes into action quickly, you...... said is you, you were attacking the Qingcheng Faction a moment ago , to continue to hit. You, were that head wrapped a black cloth, a moment ago what you attacked was the Wolong Faction, hurried to attack again, your your you......” 龙傲雪对着老太婆们道:“还站着发什么楞？快行动起来啊,你……说的就是你,你刚才是在攻打青城派吧,继续去打啊。还有你,就是那个头上包了块黑布的,你刚才攻的是卧龙派,赶紧再去攻啊,还有你你你你……” She refers to as before, the old ladies suddenly discovered with amazement, unexpectedly a moment ago what this person could say each of them to attack is which gate where sent, thus it can be seen, the memory and eyesight of this person, unusual good. 她依旧指过去,老太婆们突然惊讶地发现,这人居然说得出她们每一个人刚才攻的是哪门哪派,由此可见,这个人的记忆力与眼力,非同寻常的好。 However, this is not the key point, the key point was this fellow can install! The oldest old lady is angry: „Said that what bullshit, the generation of trivial ants, dares to act unruly before us, you are bringing about own destruction......” 不过,这不是重点,重点是这家伙太能装了啊啊啊啊！最老的老太婆大怒:“说什么屁话呢,区区蝼蚁之辈,竟敢在我们面前撒野,你这是在自寻死路……” Her a few words have not said, dragon Aoxue knocks out the fist suddenly, shouted a fist, was away from the minimum several hundred meters distance empty to hit, however, the old lady actually felt that the fist of opposite party hit solid on her face, cultivating true virtue the person rumbled several hundred meters away is not strange the fist vigor, what is strange this fist simply has not departed the fist vigor, it was the true physical property hits old lady's face. 她一句话还没说完,龙傲雪突然出拳,呼地一拳,隔着起码几百米的距离虚打了一下,然而,老太婆却感觉到了对方的拳头结结实实地打在了她的脸上,修真人士将拳劲轰出几百米远不奇怪,奇怪的是这一拳根本没有飞出拳劲,它是真真正正的物理性撞击到了老太婆的脸。 Old lady „pū” spouts a blood, the spiral spins, in the in the air swivel 999999 -and-a-half weeks, revolving falls to the ground, because transfers too quickly, the tip of the toe drills a pit on the ground unexpectedly, because finally this pit made her foot insert steadily in the soil, unexpectedly has not thrown down. 老太婆“噗”地喷出一口鲜血,螺旋飞起,在空中转体999999周半,旋转落地,因为转得太快,脚尖居然在地上钻出一个坑,结果因为这个坑让她的脚插稳在了泥土里,居然没有摔倒。 Therefore, nearby referee Chen Huan called 10 points her, Dong yellow gave 9.8 points, Bian Yujing gave 8 points, dragon Aoxue gave 0 points. 于是,旁边的裁判陈焕给她打了十分,董黄给了9.8分,卞玉京给了八分,龙傲雪给了0分。 Removes highest score 10 points, removes most low score 0 points, the old lady scores points finally 8.9 points! 去掉一个最高分十分,去掉一个最低分0分,老太婆最终得分8.9分！
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