MEG :: Volume #3

#266: «I Give Crossing over Having a child».


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The cliche has this curiosity, has the reason. 陈言有这个好奇,不是没有原因的。 After all, he does not remember that the unlocking posture also needs to complete the test. 毕竟,他并不记得解锁姿势还需要完成考验。 In other words, according to common sense. So long as he sensitivity achieves 200, no matter there are after the test, the posture that can make can the unlocking. 也就是说,按照常理。他只要好感度达到200,不管有没有经过考验,能做的姿势都可以解锁。 Is only related with the final reward with the next cloud support girlfriend after the test 经过考验只和最终的奖励和下一个云养女友有关 Thinking, the cliche is selecting the posture option in game, examined land Man may choose the posture. 这么想着,陈言点开了游戏里的姿势选项,查看了一下陆曼的可选姿势。 land Manke conducts posture 【陆曼可进行姿势】 Other learn/study progress achieve 100 posture abbreviations 其他学习进度达到100的姿势省略 Scarlet fruit relative( already unlocking, learn/study progress 90) 赤果相对(已解锁,学习进度90) Partial thorough contact( already unlocking, learn/study progress 100) 】 局部深入接触(已解锁,学习进度100)】 Bites lightly( already unlocking, learn/study progress 60) 轻咬(已解锁,学习进度60) Fuses together( already unlocking) 融为一体(已解锁) Not not as he expected. 没有出乎他的意料。 Really fused together already the unlocking. 果然融为一体已经解锁了。 On the face of cliche showed a smile. 陈言的脸上不由的露出了一个微笑。 Hehehe 嘿嘿嘿 Before and old Kong chatted, old Kong once gave the cliche popular science. 之前和老孔聊天的时候,老孔曾经给陈言科普。 The legend, actually the man after birth, is not person, but is the deity......, because in legend, the deity will not have the sentiment, cannot contact with the opposite sex thoroughly. 传说,其实男人在降生之后,并不是“人”,而是天神……因为在神话传说里,天神是不会有感情的,也不能和异性深入接触。 But man every time in the world, such due diligence cultivation one year. Will increase cultivating of one Yuan meeting ( 129600 ) is. So long as you have maintained young lad's body, then your supernatural power will be getting higher and higher. 而男人每在人间,这么“尽职”的“修炼”一年。就会增加一元会(129600年)的修为。所以只要你一直保持童子之身,那么你的法力就会越来越高。 15 years old are the immortal, 20 years old are the angels, 25 -year-old are gold/metal immortal, 30 years old are the big gold/metal immortals. Behind also has Saint certainly, and even sage. 15岁是地仙,20岁是天仙,25岁是金仙,30岁是大罗金仙。后面还有准圣,乃至圣人。 According to old Kong meaning, he has practiced the big gold/metal immortal now, immediately must toward the accurate Saint breakthrough. 按照老孔的意思,他现在已经修炼到大罗金仙了,马上就要朝着准圣突破了。 In other words, do not visit him daily that dreadfully, knows so many strange knowledge, but he until now young lad's body. 也就是说,别看他天天那么的猥琐,又知道那么多奇怪的知识,但是他至今还是童子之身。 But the cliche has not arrived at the big gold/metal immortal the degree, but has also marched into gold/metal fairyland. 而陈言虽然没到大罗金仙的程度,但也已经步入金仙境界了。 However now! The cliche felt, he must abandon the body of this deity finally! 但是现在!陈言觉得,他终于要抛弃这具天神之躯了! He must for land Man, turn into the mortal! 他要为了陆曼,变成凡人! This is really an earth-shaking love! land Man will certainly be moved! 这真是一场感天动地的爱!陆曼一定会为之感动的! Un the cliche believes firmly. 嗯陈言确信。 „After self- hypnosis, the cliche closed the game. “自我催眠”了一番以后,陈言关闭了游戏。 Does not know that is because must say goodbye to the more than 20 years of deity status finally, became the ordinary mortal. Lies down the cliche on bed, is a little stimulated, a little cannot fall asleep. 不知道是不是因为终于要告别自己二十多年的天神身份,成为普普通通的凡人了。躺在床上的陈言,有点亢奋,有点睡不着。 Therefore he hesitant a meeting, fishes the cell phone since the bed again, planned before having a look, that description very overdone novel that he has been reading. 所以他犹豫了一会,重新从床上捞起手机,打算看看之前他一直在看的那部描写很过火的小说。 Turned on the software of reading, selects the novel. The cliche found that this novel so many days only renewed one chapter unexpectedly. 打开了看书的软件,点开小说。陈言发现这小说居然这么多天只更新了一章。 Sighed slightly, the cliche thought that the present author was really getting more and more lazy, unexpectedly day after day 4000 characters did not guarantee. 微微叹了口气,陈言觉得现在的作者真的越来越懒了,居然连日更4000字都保证不了。 Didn't he certainly want the bill? 他一定是不想要票票了吧? Is complaining, the cliche while selected the books, wanted to have a look at that chapter of new content. The result turned page of cliches to be surprised. 一边吐槽着,陈言一边点开了书籍,想要看看那一章的新内容。结果一翻页陈言惊讶了。 Because he discovered, that chapter that the author renews unexpectedly is the court eunuch words expressing feelings! 因为他发现,作者更新的那一章居然是个太监感言! In other words this novel bewildered court eunuch? 也就是说这部小说莫名其妙的太监了? The reason of court eunuch also very mysterious: The authors said own sleep/felt wakes up, discovered under oneself did not have, therefore does not want to write. 太监的理由也非常的神奇:作者说自己一觉醒来,发现自己本来就没下面,所以就不想写了。 Sees this court eunuch reason, a cliche question mark:?? 看到这个太监理由,陈言一头的问号:?? What ghost? 什么鬼? The authors said under oneself didn't have? Is he new world last court eunuch? 作者说自己本来就没下面?他是新世界最后一个太监嘛? Said, he did self-ridicule in this? 还是说,他在这自嘲? No matter the reason of author court eunuch is anything, but the cliche wishes one could dragging this author to oneself in front, ruthlessly shoots his 100 key places! 但是不管作者太监的理由是什么,但是陈言都恨不得把这个作者给拖到自己面前来,狠狠的弹他一百次关键部位! The court eunuch is to the reader biggest irresponsibleness, has the wood to have! 太监是对读者最大的不负责任,有木有! Does your such optional court eunuch, do right by these to support your reader? 你这么随意太监,对得起那些支持你的读者吗? The cliche was mad a meeting, then selected the account number of author, wanted to take down this to be towed to the author of blacklist sufficiently. 陈言气了一会,然后点开了作者的账号,想要记下这个足以被拖到黑名单的作者。 After the result point opens the author name, the cliche found that this author, opened this new book unexpectedly 结果点开作者名以后,陈言才发现这个作者,居然开了本新书 The cliche read this new book. 陈言看了一下这本新书。 The book title also very much rare and beautiful flowers of new book, are called «Me To give Crossing over Having a child» 新书的书名还很奇葩,叫做《我给穿越者生了个孩子》 This book title, looks is the female frequency book, but drills, the cliche a little interest lacks. 这种书名,一看就是个女频书,只是一打眼,陈言就有点兴趣缺缺。 What ghost. 什么鬼嘛。 This author does not write the male frequency? 这个作者不是写男频的吗? How to rewrite the female frequency suddenly? 怎么又突然改写女频了? Cliche is complaining, while wants to switch off the author page, sleeps. 陈言一边吐槽着,一边想要关掉作者页面,睡觉。 However, withdraws from this page that moment in him, he sudden one responded. 但是,就在他退出这个页面的那一刻,他突然一下反应过来了。 He likes this author is not because this author writes is good. Was not given the attraction by his certain descriptions? 他喜欢这个作者也不是因为这个作者写的多么好啊。不都是被他那某些描写给吸引的吗? As for new book. Even female angle of view, so long as satisfies a craving, what relations also there is? 至于新书。就算是女性视角,只要过瘾,又有什么关系呢? Before wasn't the thick patch of grass age, what these were few is white what, what was small, the female angle of view? 以前草莽年代,那些少什么白什么,小什么的,不都是女性视角吗? Everyone still does not look with great interest? 大家不也依然看的津津有味吗? Thinks of this, cliche unexpected happening selected. 想到这,陈言鬼使神差的点了进去。 The new book content with same is truly explosive, begins Chapter 1 that the cliche thinks, the female lord by the male lord misunderstanding of alcoholic intoxication, and gave. 新书内容确实和陈言想的一样很劲爆,开头第一章,女主就被醉酒的男主误会,并给强了。 The tensity of that writing, the description of detail, lets the cliche a little beast blood ebullition. 那文字的张力,还有细节的描写,让陈言有点兽血沸腾。 However, looks, he while is a little also curious, why do so many female frequency novels, start to like by the male lord being given in the story? 不过,一边看,他一边也有点好奇,为什么那么多女频小说,在故事开始都喜欢被男主给强呢? What psychology is this? 这到底是一种什么样的心理? The cliche did not understand. Also does not want to understand. 陈言不了解。也不想了解。 After all, he is only pursues the sensory stimulation. 毕竟,他只是来追求感官刺激的。 Quick, the plot develops downward, because female lord this pitiful experience, therefore was born the second personality. 很快,剧情往下发展,女主因为这种凄惨经历,所以诞生了一个第二人格。 She wants to the male lord revenge. Destroys all of male lord, later kills the male lord. 她想要对男主复仇。毁灭男主的一切,之后再杀死男主。 Therefore, the female lords of two personalities ambush side the male lord, wanted to find the male main weakness together diligently, then destroyed him. 所以,两个人格的女主一起努力“潜伏”在男主身边,想要找到男主的弱点,然后摧毁他。 Finally, during being together, on the female lord surprised male lord is actually hiding a startled huge secret probably! 结果,在相处期间,女主却惊讶的男主身上好像潜藏着一个惊天大秘密! He makes anything to succeed probably. Having the corporation can be hot, makes the movie movie to sell greatly, even speculates in the stock market to make money, 他好像做什么都能成功。开公司公司会火,拍电影电影就大卖,甚至连炒股可以赚大钱, Therefore, the female lord suspicion male lord is actually crossing over, knows that future these project development she will then start to try to flatter the male lord, will want to obtain by illegal purchase male lord more secrets 于是,女主怀疑男主其实是一个穿越者,知道未来的这些项目发展然后她开始试着讨好男主,想要套取男主更多的秘密 Stops suddenly the story to here, the cliche looks a little does not satisfy a craving: Mainly is the meat play most starts that two chapters. 故事到这里戛然而止,陈言看的有点不过瘾:主要是肉戏就最开始那两章。 However he guessed. According to female lord abdomen black character, she following refers to erratically to unearth the male main secret, uses what honey trap anything for the male lord. 不过他猜测。按照女主这腹黑性格,她后续指不定为了挖掘男主的秘密,对男主使用什么美人计什么的。 Male lord evidently meeting luck. 男主看样子会性福了。 Reads the novel, cliche really fragrant added the bookshelf this book. 看完小说,陈言“真香”的把这本书加了书架。 Although the court eunuch author does not have the human rights, but looked that is suiting in the situation of taste, the cliche decides to pay attention, to the opportunity. 虽然太监作者没人权,但是看在这么符合自己口味的情况下,陈言还是决定关注一下,给个机会。 This time to avoid the new book of author continues the court eunuch, he also cast several recommendation tickets and monthly tickets specially, played to enjoy conveniently. And decides to pursue every day. 这次为了避免作者的新书继续太监,他还专门投了几张推荐票、月票,又顺手打赏了一下。并且决定每天追更。 Hopes such practical action, can make the author insist 希望这样的实际行动,可以能让作者坚持下去吧 A night does not have the words. 一夜无话。 Next day, Sun raises as usual. 第二天,太阳照常升起。 Even if just held a grand banquet last night, but this banquet has not produced anything to affect to people probably. 即使昨晚刚刚举办了一场盛大的宴会,但是这场宴会好像并没有对人们产生什么影响。 Even online cannot see any news. 甚至就连网上都看不到任何的消息。 Except that some saw accidentally that hundred expensive car enters the person in manor, the person of the entertainment world and beside film and television circle, last night looked like most common one late was the same. 除了一些无意中看到了那百辆豪车进入庄园的人,还有娱乐圈、影视圈的人之外,昨晚就像是最普通不过的一晚一样。 However, the change of each industry, itself in the average person has not perceived, little change. 但是,各个行业的变化,本身就是在普通人没有觉察中,一点点改变的。 Has the public relations fee/spent that the cliche gives , to conduct the time slot that the banquet leaves behind. The beautiful elder sister and Song Chuang started to visit the executive and big shot in these circles in turn in private. 有着陈言给的公关费、还有举办宴会所留下的时间空档。美丽姐、宋闯开始依次私下拜访那些圈内的高管和大佬。 Some matters do not need to say special is clear, only needs to express an attitude, then harvested an attitude to be OK. Remaining is discussed that will have a look to cooperate in the future. 有些事不需要说的特别明白,只需要表达一个态度,然后收获一个态度就可以了。剩下的就是谈一下看看未来能不能合作。 The result that this causes is, they obtaining many vague commitments orally, obtained many intention projects. 这导致的结果就是,两人除了得到了不少口头上的隐晦承诺之外,也得到了不少意向项目。 The easy terms that last night the cliche promised, making these worldly people be interested very much: So long as project, moreover land can participate, then the cliche is willing to invest. Moreover the amount of investing are many, but the stock proportion are few. 昨晚陈言许下的优厚条件,让这些人精们都很感兴趣:只要项目可以,而且陆曼可以参与,那么陈言就愿意投资。而且投资的金额多,但股份占比却少。 This good deed, how they may let off. 这种好事,他们怎么可能会放过。 Therefore, so long as the beautiful elder sister chatted, they will put out have certain risk, but truly the seemingly good project, making two people bring to go back to discuss that must cooperate. 所以,只要美丽姐去聊,他们就会拿出一些有一定风险,但确实看起来不错的项目,让两人带回去商议要不要合作。 Their ideas are good: The true good work, definitely to keep to invest. However these risky, can let the cliche together the assigned risk. 他们的想法是好的:真正的好作品,肯定留着自己投资。但是这些有风险的,可以让陈言一起来分担风险。 However what pitifully is regarding having 【The young racket stands The cliche, can the project make money, can bring the fame addition to land gracefully, is completely the clear matter 不过可惜的是对于有着【小哈的拍立得】的陈言来说,项目能不能赚钱,能不能给陆曼带来名气加成,完全是一目了然的事 Basic on no risk. 根本就没有什么风险。 He closes one's eyes to invest money. 他只是闭着眼去投钱罢了。 Therefore, the cliche also makes Yang soft reorganize these project lists that the beautiful elder sister brings, prepares to use when the time comes 【The young racket sets up camera Examines their potential. 所以,陈言也让杨柔整理一下美丽姐带回来的这些项目名单,准备到时候用【小哈的拍立得相机】查看一下它们的潜力。 As for the present, the cliche has a more important matter to do: He must accompany odd/surplus Qiaoqiao to return to the orphanage! 至于现在,陈言有更重要的事要做:他要陪着余巧巧回孤儿院了! Beginning January, already beginning of winter. Qindao also starts to be getting more and more cold. Therefore from, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao had to inquire when couple days ago the cliche has free time, she wants to send back the down clothing to the chief mother-in-law and younger brother younger sisters. 1月份初,已经入冬了。琴岛也开始越来越冷。所以从前几天起,余巧巧就有询问陈言什么时候有空,她想把羽绒服送回去给院长婆婆和弟弟妹妹们。 The days of the cliche truly at the busy banquet, does not have the time. 陈言那几天确实在忙宴会,没时间。 Therefore now idles, he is thinking first accompanies odd/surplus Qiaoqiao to walk, finished the concern of skillful boss. 所以现在一闲下来,他就想着先陪余巧巧走一趟,了却巧巧老板的心事。 Regarding odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the orphanage, the cliche listened to her to say several times. That is a material condition is not rich, but spiritual condition actually incomparably abundant place. 对于余巧巧的孤儿院,陈言曾经听她说过好几次。那是一个物质条件并不丰富,但是精神条件却无比富足的地方。 The cliche also knows from odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the mouth affable chief mother-in-law, mischievous small six, precocious small five, a little female man favors small seven. 陈言也从余巧巧的口中知道了和蔼可亲的院长婆婆,顽皮的小六,早熟的小五,有点女汉子倾向的小七。 He filled with the anticipation to the orphanage. 他对去孤儿院充满了期待。 After all, that may be odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the family member 毕竟,那可都是余巧巧的家人呀 Washed, the cliche also blows own hair with the air blower rarely carefully, enabling own hair to be able along, was fluffier. 洗漱了一下,陈言难得还用吹风机仔细的吹了吹自己的头发,让自己的头发可以顺一些,蓬松一些。 Completes all these, the cliche opened the door, goes downstairs, went to the underground parking garage. 做完这一切,陈言开门,下楼,去了地下停车场。 Has not driven last night that most expensive commercial sedan, the cliche drove his most common BMW, then carried a down clothing of trunk to go to Qindao University. 没有开昨晚那辆最贵的商务轿车,陈言开了他那辆最普通的宝马,然后载着一后备箱的羽绒服去了琴岛大学。 Arrives at Qindao University media department female student dormitory that entrance, the skillful boss has waited there. 来到琴岛大学传媒系女生宿舍那个门口,巧巧老板已经等在那里了。 She puts on the cliche for that white down clothing that she buys. 她穿着陈言给她买的那身白色的羽绒服。 The down clothing is a little spacious, puts in odd/surplus Qiaoqiao the body, making small and exquisite her seemingly be swollen, a little Benben's feeling. 羽绒服有点宽大,穿在余巧巧的身上,让本来小巧玲珑的她看起来肿了一圈,有点笨笨的感觉。 The sleeve of big goose always is a little in addition long, her both hands cannot extend, seemed unwieldy. 再加上大鹅的袖子一向有点偏长的,她的双手伸不出来,就更显得笨重了。 The car(riage) of cliche, odd/surplus Qiaoqiao has sat several times. 陈言的车,余巧巧坐过好几次。 Therefore the car(riage) of distant seeing cliche stops. She raises oneself two long sleeve, like running over that a lovable small penguin sways. Cliche ~ cliche ~ you come 所以远远的望见陈言的车停下。她就扬起自己的两只长袖子,像一只可爱的小企鹅一样摇摇晃晃的跑过来。“陈言~陈言~你来啦” Warm Yang inside of winter, the happiness of very skillful winning smile. Sprinkles the next euphonious laughter along the road. 冬日的暖阳里,余巧巧笑的很开心。沿路洒下一串银铃般的笑声。 The cliche shakes down the glass, said to odd/surplus Qiaoqiao with a smile, were very long?” 陈言摇下车窗,笑着对余巧巧说道,“是不是等很久了?” odd/surplus skillful, although puts on is very warm, but the small nose actually freezes glowing red, looked stood outside not the short time. But she actually shakes the head with a smile, does not have. Just came out.” 余巧巧虽然身上穿的很暖和,但是小鼻子却冻得红彤彤的,一看就在外面站了不短的时间。但她却笑着摇摇头,“没有呢。刚出来。”
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