Forest park, somewhere in secluded grove. 森林公园,某处僻静的林子里。 Pei Nanman chilly voice of pleasant to hear: „Qin Ze, I do not want your wearing protection.” 裴南曼清冷好听的嗓音:“秦泽,我不要你戴套。” Qin Ze worried tone: „It is not good Sister Man, the wearing protection security, not wearing protection must kill.” 秦泽苦恼的语气:“不行啊曼姐,戴套安全,不戴套要出人命的。” The sunlight penetrates from the branches and leaves, sprinkled light spot in broken bits in the ground, Pei Nanman wiped the thin perspiration of forehead, hmph hmph saying: „Does not want wearing protection, wearing protection is not exciting.” 阳光从枝叶间透过,在地面洒下细碎光斑,裴南曼擦了擦额头的细汗,哼哼道:“不要戴套,戴套不刺激。” Qin Ze said firmly: „It is not good, was too exciting, words that did not wear, I could not insist for one minute.” 秦泽坚决道:“不行,就是太刺激了,不戴的话,我坚持不了一分钟。” Pei Nanman sneers: „You comply my, I said that what you will listen, I do not want your wearing protection.” 裴南曼冷笑一声:“你答应我的,我说什么你都会听,我就不要你戴套。” Qin Ze does not kill, since: „You do not make me wear, I do not hold.” 秦泽打死不从:“你不让我戴,我就不捅了。” Pei Nanman waves to hit his, angrily said: „Your men in a moment to to talk nonsense to be the same?” 裴南曼挥手打他一下,怒道:“你们男人说话就跟放屁一样？” Qin Ze is silent. 秦泽默然。 This matter wants wearing protection, otherwise must make one life, he does not want such already the dog belt/bring. 这种事一定要戴套,不然要闹出人命的,他可不想这么早就狗带。 elder sister will not agree, Sister Zijin will not agree, his small poodle will not agree. 姐姐不会同意,子衿姐不会同意,他的小泰迪也不会同意。 Pei Nanman despises saying: „Waste, coward.” 裴南曼鄙夷道:“废物,孬种。” Staff had a dumbfounded expression of park visits them, is disgruntled: „Two must help, the wrangling words, do not disturb us to work.” 公园的工作人员一脸懵逼的而看着他们,不悦道:“两位要不要帮忙的,扯皮的话,就不要打扰我们工作了。” The front 20~30 meter place, on the tall tree, among the deep green branches and leaves, is hanging a hornet's nest. 前方二三十米处,高大的树上,碧绿的枝叶间,挂着一只马蜂窝。 Recently some passengers were injured by the hornet hibernation of insects in the forest park, the staff in the investigation, discovered here hornet's nest. 近来有旅客在森林公园被马蜂蛰伤了,工作人员地处排查,发现了这里的马蜂窝。 This gadget hazardous nature is very big, offensive, moreover hibernation of insects, can let a person of pain quite a while, the urgent counter measures are to smudge the soapy water, because the poison of hornet is the acidity, can the neutralize poison with the alkalinity soapy water, slows down the ache. 这玩意儿危害性很大,攻击性强,而且蛰一下,能让人痛半天,紧急应对措施是涂抹肥皂水,因为马蜂的毒是酸性,用碱性的肥皂水可以中和毒性,减缓疼痛。 Qin Ze angrily said: „It is not on you, let alone sarcastic remark.” 秦泽怒道:“又不是你上,别说风凉话。” Passed by Qin Ze and Pei Nanman that and the others play saw. 恰好被路过游玩的秦泽和裴南曼等人看到。 Pei Nanman pointed at the hornet's nest saying that „you held it, last night matter my old woman does not haggle over. Holds the hornet's nest and sinks Huangpu River, you elect.” 裴南曼就指着马蜂窝说,“你把它捅下来,昨晚的事我这个老女人就不计较了。捅马蜂窝和沉黄浦江,你自己选。” Qin Ze is striking one's chest saying that does not have the issue, soeasy ~ 秦泽拍着胸脯说没问题啊,soeasy~ Pei Nanman had not insisted again, looks at Qin Ze with the help of staff, the hood of wears properly cotton fabric glove and dangling cotton net, and an overcoat. 裴南曼没再坚持,看着秦泽在工作人员的帮助下,戴好棉布手套和垂下棉网的兜帽,以及一件军大衣。 Then carries the ladder, valiant spirited toward hornet's nest in the past. 然后扛着梯子,雄赳赳气昂昂的朝着马蜂窝过去。 Side Pei Nanman, not only Pei Ziqi Li Donglai older brother and younger sister two, Chen Qingyuan one group of youngster young girls, Zhang Yihang. 裴南曼身边,不光裴紫琪李东来兄妹俩、陈清袁在内的一群少年少女,还有张一航。 They just separated with the elder, after all with elders loafing in forest park visit, a meaning does not have, the young people like themselves playing. 他们刚刚和长辈分开,毕竟跟着长辈们在森林公园参观似的游荡,一点意思都没有,年轻人更喜欢自己去玩。 But Pei Nanman is to make Elderly Lady Li push forcefully, Mrs. Li said: Your young people play together, improves the relationship. 而裴南曼是让李老太太硬生生推出来的,李太太说:你们年轻人一起去玩玩,增进一下感情。 Pei Nanman is not good to reject, plays with one group of juniors alone, while convenient Qin Ze giving a ride. 裴南曼不好拒绝,就跟着一群小辈们独自游玩,顺便把秦泽给捎上。 Fiery that Qin Ze just and one crowd of big shot hit, is not cautious, after all is and Wang Family old gentleman has hit wisely, has said young man of obscene talk. 秦泽正和一群大佬打的火热,一点都不拘谨,毕竟是和王家老爷子打过机锋,说过骚话的少年郎。 This scene can definitely hold live. 这点场面肯定能hold住。 Salted Fish Ze is not initial salted fish, in this year, he trained the unequalled self-confidence, no one said that his makings could not be joined to his handsome. 咸鱼泽已经不是当初的咸鱼了,这一年来,他培养出了无与伦比的自信,再也没有人说他气质配不上他的英俊。 Is just like one to open hangs dozen of games, saw that no one fears. 就好比一个开挂打游戏的,见到谁都不怵。 The Zhang Yihang height is ordinary, but very tall and strong, has valiant makings. 张一航身高普通,但很魁梧,有股彪悍的气质。 The slightly pale complexion harmed his strong man image. 只是略显苍白的脸色破坏了他猛男形象。 Zhang Yihang accompanies side Pei Nanman, looks out the Qin Ze's back, talked with a smile: „This young people are very interesting.” 张一航陪在裴南曼身边,遥望秦泽的背影,笑着搭话:“这个年轻人很有意思。” The reply of Pei Nanman politeness: „Un, the alcohol capacity is better.” 裴南曼礼貌的回答:“嗯,酒量更好。” Zhang Yihang the whole person is not immediately good. 张一航顿时整个人都不好了。 He this morning wakes up, headache seems like must split, thinks for a long time thinks very much who are, why will rest in the hotel. 他今早醒来,脑袋疼的像是要裂开,想了很久才想起来自己是谁,为什么会睡在酒店里。 Recalled again last night, one cup of white liquor, choked the tears class/flow 再回想起昨夜,一杯二锅头,呛得眼泪流 By this young people compelling. 都是被这个年轻人给逼的。 This morning wakes up, when the hotel has the breakfast, looks person who several shared a table last night, made a veiled attack several. Good that he expects, Pei Nanman and this young people relate are not really common. 今早醒来,在酒店吃早饭的时候,找了几个昨晚同桌的人,旁敲侧击了几句。他预料的不错,裴南曼和这个年轻人关系果然不一般的。 As for relating to what situation, he compares these fellows to have several. 至于关系到什么地步,他比那些家伙都更有数。 His family/home old man and Li Jianye relations are good, this time comes Shanghai to play, actually comes matchmake. 他家老头和李建业的关系不错,这次过来沪市玩,其实是来相亲的。 By elderly lady pulling the head, sent a Pei Nanman picture several years ago to come at that time, Zhang Yihang picked. Even if knows others to divorce, did not mind, this year divorce does not divorce, really indifferent, present young people which few predecessor? Among this matter of doing the couples completed, has the difference from the marriage? 由老太太给牵的头,当时发了一张裴南曼前几年的照片过来,张一航一眼就相中了。哪怕知道人家离过婚,丝毫不介意,这年头离婚不离婚的,真的无所谓,现在的年轻人哪个没有几个前任？把夫妻间该做的事都做完了,和结婚有差别？ Zhang Yihang have also divorced, the son, has not gone to the elementary school, after the divorce, follows he to cross. Therefore can Pei Nanman have a child, he also does not care, even feels also relaxes, without child's words, the stepmother, will not be even bad to the adopted son. 张一航自己也离过婚,有一个儿子,还没上小学,离婚后跟着他过。所以裴南曼能不能生孩子,他同样不在乎,甚至觉得还松口气,没有孩子的话,就算是后妈,也不会对继子太差。 Last night saw Pei Nanman, Zhang Yihang is arrived by her shockingly, in beauty compared with picture, was maturer, has unique makings. 昨晚见到裴南曼,张一航就被她惊艳到了,比照片里的更美,更成熟,有股独特的气质。 Such woman, is not the general family treasure, only then such woman matches on his family background. 这样的女人,不是一般的小家碧玉,也只有这样的女人才配的上他的家世。 Arrived his level, needed a qi field full woman to serve as contrast. 到了他这个层次,就需要一个气场足的女人来衬托。 You must marry the family treasure where arrives at to feel inferior shyly, even if attractive, loses face. 你要娶一个走到哪里都羞怯自卑的小家碧玉,哪怕再漂亮,也丢份儿。 Concerned about the elderly lady face, Pei Nanman is very probably polite to him throughout, the smiling face are also many, but has light feel alienated. 大概是碍于老太太的面子,裴南曼对他始终很客气,笑容也多,但就是有股淡淡的疏离。 This does not seem like the matchmake appearance. 这不太像是来相亲的样子啊。 Zhang Yihang thought for quite a while, until hearing a moment ago that dialogue, he feels perhaps because of that young people. 张一航想了半天,直到听到刚才那番对话,他觉得或许是因为那个年轻人。 At this moment, front had/left the condition suddenly. 就在这时,前面突然出了状况。 Qin Ze follows the person character ladder to crawl finally the top, sufficed the hornet's nest, but he took off the hornet's nest time, possibly was because the glove was too thick, without the feel, making an effort to be excessively fierce. 秦泽终于顺着人字梯爬到顶,够到了马蜂窝,但他摘下马蜂窝的时候,可能是因为手套太厚,没有手感,用力过猛了。 The person in Pei Nanman this crowd of not far away, looks at the hornet's nest helplessly in the Qin Ze subordinate, kā cā was broken. 裴南曼这群不远处的人,眼睁睁看着马蜂窝在秦泽手下,咔擦一声碎了。 The material quality of hornet's nest is the mud, originally on brittle, irrigated a Qin Ze face instantaneously. 马蜂窝的材质是泥浆,本来就易碎,瞬间就浇了秦泽一脸。 But then held the hornet's nest always to think that this rhetorical device was strange. 这下可就捅了马蜂窝总觉得这个修辞手法怪怪的。 Suddenly, the colony seethed with excitement, humming sound the sound rings out. 眨眼间,蜂群沸腾了,嗡嗡声大作。 Qin Ze screamed one, jumped down from two meters high person character ladder directly, veiled head toward Pei Nanman ran. 秦泽尖叫一声,直接从两米多高的人字梯上跳下来,蒙头往裴南曼这边跑。 The Pei Nanman complexion changes. 裴南曼脸色一变。 To not the far staff scolded sound „fuck me”, runs away. 离的不远的工作人员骂了声“卧槽”,撒腿就跑。 The enemy also five seconds arrive in the battlefield, will not run are ground. 敌方还有五秒抵达战场,不跑不会被碾碎的。 Pei Ziqi several youngster young girls also frightened the urine, called out in alarm is scattering in all directions to run away. 裴紫琪几个少年少女也吓尿了,惊叫着四散逃窜。 The Zhang Yihang heart said that this I display arrived. 张一航心说,该我表现的时候到了。 Holds the hand of Pei Nanman, the male spirit is full: „Follows me” 一拉裴南曼的手,男子气概十足:“跟我跑” Said that he was shocked, has not drawn, in the line of sight, Pei Nanman rides dashing that is above mundane thoughts, lowers is stepping on the pā pā sound with the shoes. 说完他就愣住了,没拉到手,视线里,裴南曼一骑绝尘的飞奔,低跟鞋踩着啪啪响。 The speed thief is quick. 速度贼快。 Before this woman, is to practice the athlete of dash? 这女人以前是练短跑的运动员吗？ This thought raises in Zhang Yihang at heart, near the ear hears humming sound the sound suddenly, a hornet fell on him, then scalp on a stabbing pain. 这个念头在张一航心里升起,耳边突然传来嗡嗡声,一只马蜂落到了他头上,接着头皮就一阵刺痛。 The enemies came, does not run really must be ground. 敌人来了,不跑真的要被碾碎。 Zhang Yihang veiled head catches up with Pei Nanman 张一航蒙头就追上裴南曼 After dozen minutes, horse outside pavilion, gang or station or sitting, fearful appearance. 十几分钟后,马场外的凉亭,一伙人或站或坐,心有余悸的样子。 The staff in park sent the soapy water, were not been many by the person of hornet hibernation of insects, but Qin Ze is one, the remaining also two youngster, a young girl, and before that staff, again are Zhang Yihang. 公园的工作人员送来了肥皂水,被马蜂蛰的人不多,但秦泽就是其中一个,剩下的还有两个少年,一个少女,以及之前的那名工作人员,再就是张一航。 The staff had 10,000 sentence mmp to say that but knows that this group of person status were unusual, endures. 工作人员心里有一万句mmp想说的,但知道这伙人身份不同寻常,忍了。 You said that is all right you to join in the fun blindly? 你说没事你瞎凑什么热闹？ Fun? 好玩吗？ Is unamusing, father skull azure pain. 一点都不好玩,老子脑壳青痛的。 Qin Ze sits in in the pavilion, took off/escaped the short sleeve, the well-built symmetrical body makes the small younger sisters feelings of love move greatly, the vision forgets to return, passes in and out. 秦泽坐在凉亭里,把短袖脱了,健硕匀称的身材让小妹子们春心大动,目光流连忘返,进进出出。 Is left chest that blows up a large package, looks that is not harmonious. 就是左胸那块,鼓起一个大包,看着不怎么和谐。 Chen Qingyuan stands in the one side, but was grieved, the one who wishes one could that hornet to bite is own chest. 陈清袁站在一旁,可心痛了,恨不得那只马蜂叮的是自己的胸脯。 Helps the one's beloved spread soapy water matter, did not pass on responsibilities, but Pei Nanman one step, Chen Qingyuan at heart old boss is first unhappy, actually does not dare to speak half a word words. 帮心上人涂肥皂水这件事,原本是当仁不让,可裴南曼抢先一步,陈清袁心里老大不开心,却不敢说半句话。 The Aunt Pei big person, how did not know the dead weight, the chest of man, can touch casually? 裴姨多大的人了,咋不知道自重,男人的胸口,随便能摸的吗？ Pei Nanman helps him wipe the soapy water personally, „also hurts?” 裴南曼亲自帮他抹肥皂水,“还疼吗？” Qin Ze feels extremely flattered, „was much better.” 秦泽受宠若惊,“好多了。” Pei Nanman frowns saying: „How to swell such big one?” 裴南曼蹙眉道:“怎么肿这么大一块？” Wild hornet, toxic. 野生马蜂,毒性强呗。 Although wore an overcoat, but has the seam eventually, hornet type of thing, ricefield eel is fearful, seizes every opportunity. 虽然穿了件军大衣,但终究是有缝的,马蜂这种东西,比皮皮鳝还可怕,无孔不入。 Qin Ze escapes, for a while was wormed one's way into by it carelessly, runs away finds time a slap to pat it to the pavilion, this time, being probable have makes it input crazily. 秦泽逃跑的时候,一时不慎被它钻了进去,逃到凉亭这边才抽空一巴掌拍死它,这段时间,少不得让它疯狂输入。 Injection is very scary, otherwise, how that big package. 注射量很吓人,不然,怎么会那么大的包。 Pei Ziqi ridiculed in the nearby: „This chest seems like with the woman is the same.” 裴紫琪在边上嘲笑道:“这胸看上去和女人一样。” Qin Ze looks at her, retracted something said strikes: „You do not feel inferior, this chest looks that is like the man.” 秦泽看她,反嘴一击:“那你自卑不,这胸看着和男人一样。” Pei Ziqi is angry, the small foot kicks. 裴紫琪大怒,小脚丫子踢过来。 Qin Ze kept off with the foot, dead girl staggers, almost throws down. 秦泽拿脚挡了一下,死丫头一个踉跄,差点摔倒。 After being wronged, moves the guardian, pours down to sob: „Sister-in-law/Little aunt, he bullies me.” 受委屈后就搬家长,泫然欲泣:“小姨,他欺负我。” Pei Nanman was angry Qin Ze. 裴南曼嗔了秦泽一眼。 Qin Ze grins, touched under the swelling package of left chest gently, is a little stabbing pain. 秦泽咧嘴,轻轻碰了下左胸的肿包,还是有点刺痛。 Is the toxicity of wild hornet so strong? 野生马蜂的毒性这么强吗？ He looked at eye oneself crotch. 他瞄了眼自己的裆部。 I suddenly have a bold idea. 我突然有个大胆的想法。 no no no, the 18 centimeter was scary enough, this idea very immature, is unworkable, otherwise Su Yu must cry. 不不不,十八厘米就够吓人了,这个想法还很不成熟,不能实行,否则苏钰要哭的。 Qin Ze sees a staff face hidden bitterness the appearance, is on the verge of pavilion, sits on the stair, distributes cigarettes: „Excuse me, was I screws up.” 秦泽见工作人员一脸幽怨的样子,走到凉亭边缘,坐在台阶上,递上去一根烟:“不好意思,是我搞砸了。” Although I am Ocean King Ze, but I am not the versatile player, occasionally will have the mistake. 我虽然是海泽王,但我不是全能型选手,偶尔也会有失误嘛。 The staff are very young, 20 several appearances, are speaking the insincere words: „Understood, joked with the girlfriend.” 工作人员很年轻,二十几的样子,说着言不由衷的话:“理解理解,和女朋友闹着玩嘛。” Good of very Pei Nanman maintenance, not only mature attractive, and fashion is young, you could not see her 30. 裴南曼保养的很好,既成熟漂亮,又时尚年轻,你根本看不出她都三十了。 Actually the 30 woman is in the life the most beautiful stage. 其实三十的女人才是人生中最美丽的阶段。 In the woman life the most attractive age, is six years old to ten years old, 25 to 25 years old. 女人一生中最诱人的年纪,是六岁到十岁,二十五。 Otherwise, how to present the lolicon and lolicon liangs big camp. 要不然,怎么会出现萝莉控大阵营。 The young woman turns over to attractively attractively, but is far from attractively. 年轻的女人漂亮归漂亮,但谈不上诱人。 This world, only loli and onee-san are eternal. 这世间,唯萝莉和御姐永恒。 Like younger sis-con this type of thing, dishonest ways. 像妹控这种东西,歪门邪道。 Chatted several simply, the staff discovered that Qin Ze is very temperate, is very easy getting along with, a point does not have the stance that superstar keeps aloof. 简单的聊了几句,工作人员发现秦泽很温和,很好相处,一点都没有大明星高高在上的姿态。 He has recognized the Qin Ze's identity, the chicken moves slightly( crosses out comes again), is slightly excited. 他早就认出秦泽的身份了,微微鸡动(划掉重来),微微激动。 But itself does not pursue star, therefore does not have the performance extremely makes much ado about nothing. 但本身并不怎么追星,所以没表现的太过大惊小怪。 Only if his elder sister Qin Baobao, oneself excited must sign, then sent the friend circle to show off itself to obtain the Goddess signature, perhaps will also take a group photo what/anything. 除非他姐姐秦宝宝,自己才会激动万分的要签名,然后发朋友圈炫耀自己得到了女神的签名,没准还会合张影什么的。 Everyone is a man, having anything is quite excited. 大家都是男人,有啥好激动的。 Same world, same dream. 同一个世界,同一个梦想。 Same sex, same only jj. 同一个性别,同一只jj。 Qin Ze helplessly said: „Yes, do not look properly her very much, does not meet occasionally properly, I mean quite willfully.” 秦泽无奈道:“是啊,别看她正经的很,偶尔也会不正经,我是说比较任性。” Staff depressed smoking of: „But I had bad luck, then must by manager cursing, the skull azure pain.” 工作人员郁闷的抽烟:“可我就倒霉了,回头要被经理给大骂一顿,脑壳青痛的。” Qin Ze eyes shined: „Is Sichuan obscene?” 秦泽眼睛一亮:“四川淫？” „Un.” “嗯。” „I always liked the Sichuan version standard spoken Chinese, felt specially foreign style.” “我老喜欢四川版普通话了,觉得特别洋气。” „Having anything quite foreign style.” “有啥好洋气的。” „Really foreign style, the first time listened to the effect of talk show the standard spoken Chinese.” “真洋气,第一次把普通话听出了脱口秀的效果。” „” “” „What is older and younger brothers surnamed?” “兄弟姓什么？” Perhaps thought that Qin Ze meets the rusticity, comparison that chatted, the staff threw to his small charming eyes, hehe smiled: „North wind blows, the autumn wind is cool, which family/home lovely wife defends the vacant room, you have the difficulty I to help, I live in the next door I to be surnamed Wang.” 许是觉得秦泽太接地气,聊的比较嗨,工作人员抛给他一个小媚眼,嘿嘿笑:“北风吹,秋风凉,谁家娇妻守空房,你有困难我帮忙,我住隔壁我姓王。” Qin Ze smiled. 秦泽笑了起来。 The staff also smiled. 工作人员也笑了起来。 A Qin Ze scalp fan in the past, „spoke gently well.” 秦泽轻轻一头皮扇过去,“好好说话。” My next door does not have Old Wang, but my lovely wife she is surnamed Wang. 我的隔壁没老王,但我娇妻她姓王。