MESIS :: Volume #5

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The Su Yu round the link, turns head to be busy at work own matter, her one week of code 10,000 many characters, Sister Man they could not look for a short time, waits a minute her to inquire Sister Man again their opinion, the reader commentary in website, ten inside five black, two send the advertisement, two registrations, will only shout the empty talk: Support author, keep it up!” 苏钰发完链接,扭头忙活自己的事儿,她一个星期码了一万多的字,曼姐她们一时半会看不完,稍候她再询问一下曼姐她们的意见,网站上的读者评论,十个里面五个黑,两个发广告,两个签到,还有一个只会喊空话:“支持作者,加油!” Does not have the substantive opinion, as newbie Su Yu, now really needs the views and suggestions of reader, she to reorganization soap opera, perfection that therefore the novel must write. 就是没有实质性的意见,身为新手苏钰,现在很需要读者的意见和建议,她是冲着改编电视剧去的,所以小说要写的尽善尽美。 At noon meets, meeting pointed out, all company leadership, must with tight Chief Qin and Chief Su footsteps, creates harmonious company, develops the well-off profit level. While actively develops the business, must pay close attention to the life of staff, must understand that the staff is company the important thoughts of foundation. 中午开会,会议指出,全体公司领导,要跟紧秦总苏总的脚步,共创和谐公司,发展小康盈利水平。在积极开拓业务的同时,要密切关注员工的生活,要明白员工才是公司的根基的重要思想。 The company executives listen to the speech of Chief Qin, felt that today's Chief Qin was different, changed special on big . Moreover, text inexplicable familiar. 公司高管们听完秦总的发言,感觉今天的秦总不一样了,变的特别高大上,另外,发言稿莫名的熟悉。 During meeting, Su Yu's cell phone shook, the point opened to look, in the chat group some people replied. 会议期间,苏钰的手机震了一下,点开看了看,聊天群里有人回复了。 Pei Nanman: Su Yu, do you write?” 裴南曼:“@苏钰,你写的?” Su Yu: Yes, how Sister Man feels.” 苏钰:“是啊是啊,曼姐觉得怎么样。” Pei Nanman: Not much, written was too undisguised, the teaching people bad things little friend.” 裴南曼:“不怎么样,写的太露骨了,不要教坏小朋友。” Su Yu: Where has the little friend, now reads the novel, slightly is also the junior high pupil.” 苏钰:“哪里有小朋友,现在看小说的,最小也是初中生吧。” Pei Nanman: „Is junior high pupil not small? If Ziqi Donglai reads this type of book, I break their legs.” 裴南曼:“初中生不算小?紫琪东来要是看这种书,我打断他们的腿。” Su Yu: Therefore Sister Man knows nothing about the present child, had not heard chuunibyou must be in love. Present young people, hehehe is very early, the junior middle school has started to roll the bed sheet.” 苏钰:“所以说曼姐对现在的孩子一无所知,没听说过中二病也要谈恋爱嘛。现在的年轻人,嘿嘿嘿的很早呢,初中早就开始滚床单了。” Pei Nanman: „Does your 27 year has rolled the person of bed sheet, where come such big superiority feeling?” 裴南曼:“你一个二十七岁才滚过床单的人,哪来这么大的优越感?” Su Yu: „” 苏钰:“” One the word does not grip my heart at earliest convenience, wants to result in beautiful, I now am not the idiot of being illiterate, past Su Yu had died, present I am Niohuru 一言不合就扎我心,想得美,我现在可不是目不识丁的蠢货,当年的苏钰已经死了,现在的我是钮钴禄 It is not right, the topic cannot be crooked. 不对,话题不能歪。 Su Yu: Sister Man, I asked that you must suggest.” 苏钰:“曼姐,我问你要建议呢。” Pei Nanman: Had not suggested, I do not read this type of novel, suggested to you, perhaps you should ask their two. @QinBaobao Qīngqīng Zijīn 裴南曼:“没建议,我又不看这种小说,给不了你建议,或许你应该问问她们两个。@秦宝宝@青青子衿 Qin Ze knocked the desktop, knits the brows: Chief Su, meeting time do not play the cell phone.” 秦泽敲了敲桌面,皱眉道:“苏总,开会的时候不要玩手机。” Good Chief Qin.” Su Yu smiles , to continue to look at her cell phone earnestly. “好的秦总。”苏钰笑了笑,继续埋头看她的手机。 Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” We continue to meet.” Qin Ze is helpless. “我们继续开会。”秦泽无奈。 In group. 群里。 Yes, what trash novel.” Qin Baobao snorts contemptuously, other, please change good the female protagonist name, sees the Su Xiaolan three characters each time, reminds me of my mother.” “看了,什么垃圾小说。”秦宝宝嗤之以鼻,“另外,请把女主角名字改了好不好,每次看见苏小岚三个字,就让我想起我妈。” Wang Zijin: Covers face to cry Expression.” 王子衿:“【捂脸大哭】表情。” Wang Zijin: Su Yu, what is called Zijin's color? I compare to care about this, always thought that you are speaking what/anything.” 王子衿:“苏钰,什么叫做子衿色?我比较在乎这个,总觉得你在暗讽什么。” Su Yu: „Do you want to know?” 苏钰:“你想知道?” Wang Zijin: Un.” 王子衿:“嗯。” Su Yu: Did not tell you.” 苏钰:“就不告诉你。” Wang Zijin negativity: + nicely done 王子衿负面情绪:+666 Su Yu: tsukkomi my novel, exempted, where writes is not good, please finger/refer, selects the solid stuff.” 苏钰:“吐槽我的小说,免了,哪里写的不好,请指出来,来点干货。” Qin Baobao: Other did not say that the bed scene was too speechless, my screenshot shows you Screenshot. Is here: „ Does not have the little protection, he held me crudely, I feel very painful, but also has not being able to say comfortable and joyfulness.” Cracks a joke, I hit your a slap, your pain ends can also feel comfortable and joyful? Although is only the novel, but was also too odd. ” 秦宝宝:“其他的就不说了,床戏太无语了,我截图一段给你看看【截图】。就是这里:“没有一点点防备,他粗暴的占有了我,我感觉很痛,但又有种说不出的舒服和愉悦。”开什么玩笑,我打你一巴掌,你痛完还能感觉舒服和愉悦?虽然只是小说,但也太离谱了吧。” Qin Baobao attack: Similar place, cannot withstand to deliberate were too many.” 秦宝宝抨击:“类似的地方,经不起推敲的太多了。” Wang Zijin Pushes sunglasses Expression: Right, I also think.” 王子衿【推墨镜】表情:“没错,我也这么认为。” Pei Nanman: „” 裴南曼:“” Su Yu is not angry, instead pities two experience short shallow women very much. 苏钰一点都不生气,反而很怜悯两个见识短浅的女人。 Su Yu: Also?” 苏钰:“还有吗?” Wang Zijin: Has, my also screenshot Screenshot, These words have the issue very much: He attacks my body one by one, making me unable to speak, even breathes is a little difficult. Su Yu, you did not feel too exaggerating.” 王子衿:“有啊,我也截图【截图】,这段话很有问题:他一下一下的冲击我的身体,让我说不出话来,甚至连呼吸都有点困难。苏钰,你不觉得太夸张了吗。” Qin Baobao: Too exaggerate.” 秦宝宝:“太浮夸了。” Pei Nanman: This, seemed a little exaggerating.” 裴南曼:“这个,似乎是有点夸张了。” Su Yu: Therefore you are right 苏钰:“所以你们对” She erases silently, changes to hē hē The expression sends. 她默默删掉,改为【呵呵】的表情发出去。 Therefore you know nothing about the Qin Ze small motor. 所以你们对秦泽号小马达一无所知。 Qin Ze raps the desktop again, Chief Su, meeting time do not play the cell phone.” 秦泽再次敲击桌面,“苏总,开会的时候不要玩手机。” Is is too mainly strange, the executive who lets the full table that Su Yu smiled a moment ago cannot help but looks to her. 主要是苏钰刚才笑的太诡异,让满桌的高管不由自主的看向她。 She does not know that oneself face value had the big lethality, being relentless robbed the Qin Ze's lens. 她根本不知道自己的颜值有多大的杀伤力,毫不留情的抢走了秦泽的镜头。 Good Chief Qin.” Su Yu sweet smiles , to continue to play her cell phone. “好的秦总。”苏钰甜甜一笑,继续玩她的手机。 full table the executive, the sympathetic look looks at Qin Ze. 满桌的高管,同情的眼神看秦泽 Qin Ze: mmp. 秦泽:mmp。 That, we continue, a moment ago which did I talk about to?” “那,我们继续,我刚才讲到哪了?” Chief Qin, talked about this year's performance goal.” An executive said. 秦总,讲到今年的业绩目标了。”一个高管说。 Qin Ze face one black: This said probably a moment ago.” 秦泽脸一黑:“这个好像刚才就讲完了。” The executives are awkward, took back looked to the Su Yu's vision. 高管一脸尴尬,收回了看向苏钰的目光。 In group. 群里。 Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin frequent each other, various attacks. 秦宝宝王子衿你来我往,各种抨击。 Qin Baobao: I discover one is not unreasonable. Screenshot, female protagonist Su Xiaolan restated, please change my mother's name, otherwise I make Qin Ze punch you. Then returns to the subject. female protagonist Su Xiaolan ate a cucumber at home, the male protagonist male protagonist name also asks you to change, should not be surnamed Qin. Continues the subject again, the male protagonist corners of the mouth reveals badly bad smiling, said that you want to eat the cucumber, can eat my, my size compares it to be bigger.” 秦宝宝:“我又找出一段不合理的。【截图】,女主角苏小岚再次声明,请把我妈妈的名字改掉,不然我让秦泽揍你。然后回归正题。女主角苏小岚在家里吃一根小黄瓜,男主角男主角的名字也请你改了,不要姓秦。再继续正题,男主角嘴角露出坏坏的笑,说你想吃黄瓜,可以吃我的,我的尺寸比它大很多。” Qin Baobao: Su Yu your here refers to that thing is right, as far as I know, the cucumber is more than ten centimeters, man that does have is so long? Too false.” 秦宝宝:“苏钰你这里指的是那个东西对吧,据我所知,小黄瓜有十几公分长,男人那个有这么长?太假了吧。” Wang Zijin: Is unscientific!” 王子衿:“不科学!” Pei Nanman: „” 裴南曼:“” In the office, the Su Yu cell phone loses, smiled lying on table. 办公室里,苏钰手机一丢,笑的趴在桌上。 Smiles, she sees people vision simultaneously to look, coughs, said with deep veneration: Continues to meet.” 笑完,她见众人目光齐齐望来,咳嗽一声,肃然道:“继续开会。” Everyone felt that today's Chief Su is strange. 大家都觉得,今天的苏总怪怪的。 Chief Su smiled at this time at heart quickly insanely, the heart said, stupid Qin Baobao, that was your younger brother size. 苏总此时心里都快笑疯了,心说,愚蠢的秦宝宝啊,那就是你弟弟的尺寸啊。 Two being illiterate idiots. 两个目不识丁的蠢货。 Actually many girls, before making boyfriend, to the size type of thing of man, truly knows nothing. Like many men, in the hand does not have various cavalries ***, so long as after associating the man, basically knew in heart. 其实很多女孩子,在没有交男朋友之前,对男人的尺寸这种东西,确实一无所知。不像很多男人,手里有各种骑兵***,但只要交往男人之后,基本上心里有数了。 Also some younger sisters will watch the island action movie, but here does not include Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin. 也有的妹子会去看岛国动作片,但这里不包括秦宝宝王子衿 In Qin Baobao has a mind mysophobia, will not touch these things. 秦宝宝有心里洁癖,不会去碰这些东西。 Wang Zijin is female hipster, will not touch this type of thing, she likes pursuing the romantic and sad love. 王子衿女文青,更不会去碰这种东西,她喜欢追逐浪漫又悲伤的爱情。 Pursues the cavalry piece ***, does not conform to the female hipster style. 追逐骑兵片***,不符合女文青的画风。 Qin Ze is speaking with confidence, suddenly the cell phone made a sound several, he looked at one, the heart said, rare, Sister Man sent the information unexpectedly on own initiative to me. 秦泽正侃侃而谈,忽然手机响了几下,他瞄一眼,心说,难得呀,曼姐竟然主动发信息给我。 Therefore with looked, Sister Man sends in several screenshots, the chat record screenshot of some chat group. 于是拿起来一看,曼姐发来几张截图,某个聊天群的聊天记录截图。 After Qin Ze looks, felt own body petrified petrified! 秦泽看完后,感觉自己身体石化了中国石化 Very has mixed feelings, is not afraid itself and Su Yu's intrigue exposes, after low force system chatted, he really feels to suddenly see the light, super main character was super main character, because he had a universal love, but self-confident heart. 心情特别复杂,不是害怕自己和苏钰的奸情曝光,和low逼系统聊完后,他真的感觉豁然开朗,龙傲天之所以是龙傲天,因为他有一颗博爱而自信的心。 Was mainly cried by two elder sister stupid. 主要是被两个姐姐蠢哭了。 elder sister is Little Immortal Fairy, her live cleanness, live pure, Qin Ze and she is constantly together 20 for several years, at heart yes. But why is Sister Zijin also illiterate? Isn't she network old driver? Online will not present the picture that 18 bans, but how she does not know in heart the size of man. 姐姐一直是小仙女,她活的干净,活的纯粹,秦泽和她朝夕相处二十几年,心里明白。但为什么子衿姐也目不识丁?她不是网络老司机吗?哦,网上不会出现十八禁的图片,但她怎么连男人的尺寸都心里没数。 Half pleasant surprise, half are funny. 一半惊喜,一半好笑。 Breaks up!” Qin Ze announced that meeting finished. “散会吧!”秦泽宣布会议结束。 The company executive sets out to leave. 公司高管起身离开。 Su Yu must walk, but was pulled back by Qin Ze, according to the meeting table, wielding the palm of the hand is one punches crazily. 苏钰也要走,但被秦泽拉回来,按在会议桌上,挥起巴掌就是一顿狂揍。 „Don't you dislike butt to be not very big? I help you develop the development.” Qin Ze angrily said. “你不是嫌自己屁股不够大吗?我帮你开发开发。”秦泽怒道 āi yōu Su Yu at heart old grievance: „Do you do, suddenly begins to hit others.” 哎呦苏钰心里老委屈了:“你干嘛,突然就动手打人家。” I said that you did do a moment ago, the Sister Man screenshot sent me. You write the novel to write, gives me elder sister to look erotica, several meanings.” “我说你刚才干嘛呢,曼姐都截图发我了。你写小说就写呗,把小黄文给我姐姐看,几个意思啊。” Romance that nonsense, I write, is not erotica.” “胡说,我写的言情,不是小黄文。”
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