Nani (what)? 纳尼？ Writes the novel? 写小说？ „You write what novel in good condition.” The Qin Ze brain has not made a turn. “你好端端的写什么小说。”秦泽脑子没转过弯来。 „«My Seven Times A Night With The Director-General»,” Su Yu said: „I have written for a week, is spilling the publication, yesterday also some people called to enjoy me, although only then 10 dollars, but I am very happy, explained some novel people who I write look, this is the biggest approval.” “《我的一夜七郎总裁》,”苏钰说:“我已经写了一个礼拜啦,在拉拉发表,昨天还有人给我打赏了呢,虽然只有十块钱,但我还是很开心,说明我写的小说有人看,这是最大的认可。” Gods special seven times a night, can this book title examining? The verification of website teases the ratio? 神特么的一夜七次郎,这种书名能过审？网站的审核是逗比吗？ Moreover, although my kidney is emulating to poodle, but as if doesn't have the experience of seven times a night? 而且,而且虽然我的肾正向泰迪看齐,但似乎没有一夜七次郎的经历吧？ Mother, what you write is, asking him to come out, I must kill him. 妈的,你写的是谁,叫他出来,我要打死他。 It is not right, trough is not this. 不对,槽点不是这个。 „At noon must meet, your rough draft writes not to have.” Qin Ze said. “中午要开会了,你草稿写好没。”秦泽道。 „Rough draft what/anything, you write, my present inspiration erupts, must write the novel.” The Su Yu vision mounts in the screen, in pā rap keyboard. “草稿什么的,你自己写呗,我现在灵感爆发,要写小说。”苏钰目光黏在屏幕,噼里啪啦的敲击键盘。 „Puts beautiful woman Director-General not to do, do you write the novel? Awakes poodle Su Yu, writes the novel not to have the future, day in day out in the dwelling family/home the symbol, except for the ponder plot, what/anything could not do all day, time was long, greasiness that the person can change, because lacked the public relations, the friend will also alienate you, written committing a footfault slightly, your pass/test little black Room, making the payment for published piece that you lived hand to mouth to eat reluctantly you tell that bye-bye.” “放着美女总裁不做,你去写小说？醒醒啊泰迪苏钰,写小说没前途的,一天到晚宅家里码字,整天除了思考剧情,什么都做不了,时间久了,人就会变的油腻,因为缺乏社交,朋友也会疏远你,写的稍微过线,就把你关小黑屋,让你勉强混饭吃的稿费都跟你说拜拜。” „Writing the novel is the dishonest ways, do not put the right way not to take the dishonest means that goes to work well is the correct principle, can the website hand over the social security to you? Pays a five dangerous gold/metal to you? What safeguards and benefits does not have, clever, puts down your keyboard, to me the draft that prepares to meet at noon.” “写小说是歪门邪道,不要放着正路不走走歪路,好好上班才是正理,网站能给你交社保吗？给你交五险一金吗？什么保障和福利都没有,乖,放下你的键盘,给我准备中午开会的稿子。” Su Yu is tilting the head, thinks, „felt relieved, I the non- full-time employment, I guaranteed cannot become greasy by oneself, if I were fat, the husband you accompanies my movement to lose weight on the bed. Moreover, welfare guarantee what/anything, does not need, I am not short of money.” 苏钰歪着头,想了想,“放心啦,我又不全职,我保证不会让自己变油腻的,如果我胖了,老公你就在床上陪我运动减肥。另外,福利保障什么的,又不需要,我不缺钱的。” Qin Ze full heavy line: „Believes me to use the iron rod to teach you to cultivate the behavior?” 秦泽满头黑线:“信不信我用铁棒教你做人？” Su Yu stubborn say/way: „Does not want, I write the novel, I must write a novel, then disburses money to reorganize the movie it, I develop female protagonist, you develop male protagonist.” 苏钰倔强道:“不要,我就写小说,我要写一本小说,然后出钱把它改编成电影,我自己演女主角,你来演男主角。” Qin Ze pinched the temples, he thought that Su Yu seemed to have said that must write the novel to come, was when elder sister reorganized the novel to make a movie. 秦泽捏了捏太阳穴,他想起来了,苏钰似乎说过要写小说来着,是在自己和姐姐改编小说拍戏的时候。 But shouldn't this be speaks thoughtlessly a saying? Why she really wrote the novel to come. 但这不应该是随口一说？为什么她真的写起小说来了。 „Obedient, hurries to prepare the draft.” “听话,赶紧准备稿子。” „Doesn't listen, king” “不听不听,王” Su Yu has not said, she was hugged horizontally from the chair by Qin Ze, loses on the sofa. 苏钰没说完,她就被秦泽从椅子上横抱起来,丢在沙发上。 „, Is this overbearing feeling.” Su Yu said with joy: „Handsome, sunlight, the semblance is temperate, but is actually very overbearing is very strong, favors you to love you in the life, but you according to his posture comes my inspiration bursting in the request that on the bed will rule by force.” “啊,就是这种霸道的感觉。”苏钰喜滋滋道:“俊朗、阳光,外表温和,但其实很霸道很强势,在生活上宠你爱你,但在床上会霸道的要求你按照他的姿势来我灵感爆棚啦。” „I special explosion.” Qin Ze angrily said. “我特么爆炸了。”秦泽怒道。 Qin Ze sits in front of the computer, wants to close her word documents, looked at the novel manuscript of Su Yu code while convenient, as if happen to writes about the bed scene, looks at several 秦泽坐在电脑前,想要关闭她的word文档,顺带瞄了眼苏钰码的小说稿,似乎正好写到床戏,不由的多看几眼 The novel is the first person writes: 小说是第一人称写的: „After he arbitrarily and unreasonable I force in the car(riage), one round does not say, silent driving, goes to his villa. I think his cheek, the eyelash is long and dense, bridge of the nose tall very/straight, the lip is slim, delicate and pretty desperate. At heart resentful at the same time, feels joyful, he cares my, is actually suspending the dirty look daily, appearance that probably loathes very much” “他蛮横而不讲道理的将我塞进车后,就一发不言,沉默的开车,前往他的别墅。我看着他的侧脸,睫毛又长又密,鼻梁高挺,嘴唇纤薄,俊美的让人绝望。心里愤懑的同时,又觉得欣喜,他还是在乎我的,却天天摆着臭脸,好像很厌恶的样子” The Qin Ze heart said, I also very despair. 秦泽心说,我也很绝望。 The delicate and pretty desperate feeling smiles to be the same with the evil charm, what kind of delicate and pretty is? 俊美的让人绝望感觉和邪魅一笑一样,到底是怎样的俊美？ Continues to look: „Finally to villa, I inexplicable is anxious, because I know that he must do, this man, do not look temperately usually humble, actually in the bone is a violence is crazy, is overbearing and domineering. He entrains in me the bedroom, I want to accuse him angrily, but touches his gloomy vision, immediately such as the fishbone in the throat, what words could not say.” 继续看下去:“终于到了别墅,我心里莫名的紧张起来,因为我知道他要干什么,这个男人,别看平时温和谦逊,其实骨子里是个暴力狂,又霸道又强势。他把我拽进卧室里,我想愤怒的指责他,但触碰到他阴沉的目光,顿时如鲠在喉,什么话都说不出来了。” The Qin Ze heart said, this person supposes familiar, is I? 秦泽心说,这人设好熟悉,是我吗？ „He makes an effort to push me on the bed, the icy sound, said wickedly: „ Su Xiaolan, you remembered, you are my woman, before was, the present is, later was also. Do not let me see you again with other appointment.” Saying, his crude unties my clothes, in my eye is exuding the tears, clenches jaws: „Qin Yu, I hate you” his cold expression, ignores my resistance, arbitrary enters my body ” here to abbreviate the 500 character. “他用力将我推在床上,冷冰冰的声音,恶狠狠的说:“苏小岚,你记得了,你是我的女人,以前是,现在是,以后也是。别再让我看见你和别的约会。”说着,他粗暴的把我身上的衣服解开,我眼里泛着泪光,咬牙切齿:“秦昱,我恨你”他冷着脸,不顾我的反抗,蛮横的进入我的身体”此处省略五百字。 I special looked at harden quickly. 我特么都快看石更了。 „You, you write this type of thing, won't ban? What you write is the novel or erotica?” Qin Ze shook is startled. “你,你写这种东西,不会禁吗？你写的是小说还是小黄文？”秦泽震被惊了。 „, I will not have read other female frequency article, writes.” Su Yu is stepping on the high-heeled shoes, running over of pā dā pā dā, „I to you looked that this plot I wrote, the reader said that my good of very detail description, good, I have certainly actual combat experience.” “不会啊,我看过别的女频文,都是这么写的。”苏钰踩着高跟鞋,啪嗒啪嗒的跑过来,“我给你看啊,这种情节我写了很多,读者说我的细节描述的很好,当然好啦,我是有实战经验的。” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Su Yu draws the word documents upward, read the beforehand draft manuscript to him, Qin Ze saw filled very much ripe thickly regards the feeling the pā pā plot, for example: 苏钰把word文档往上拉,给他看之前的手稿,秦泽看到了很熟充满浓浓既视感的啪啪情节,比如: „You come up!” “你自己上来！” „Does not want!” “不要！” „Comes up.” “上来。” „Not” “不” „Comes up.” “上来。” Again for example: Seed case of lotus flower huā lā la is emitting the hot water, but his scoundrel is more fiery, he pushes me on the icy cold wall 再比如:莲蓬头哗啦啦喷吐着热水,但他的坏东西更加火热,他把我推在冰凉的墙上 I looked at harden especially. 特么我又看石更了。 Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” It is not good is not good, trough are too many, how does not know should tsukkomi. 不行了不行了,槽点太多,都不知道该怎么吐槽。 „How what kind of, my style is good, the plot feeling is also good, is very oppressive, then, husband, when I finished, we reorganize the soap opera it.” Su Yu hopes to say. “怎么样怎么样,我文笔不错吧,剧情感觉也好,特别虐,然后,老公,等我写完,咱们把它改编成电视剧吧。”苏钰希冀道。 „Let me tell you, your type of book, was impossible to make the movie or the soap opera, because of sooner or later medicine pellet.” Qin Ze said. “我跟你说啊,你这种书,不可能拍成电影或者电视剧的,因为迟早药丸。”秦泽道。 „That, I delete some, but cannot change too.” Su Yu compares the pinky, earnest expression: „Deletes to lose, the bed scene cannot be short.” “那,那我删改一些呗,但不能改太多。”苏钰比了比小拇指,认真表情:“就删一丢丢,床戏不能少的。” „You determined that you can live the itself?” The Qin Ze brow jumps. “你确定你能活到完本？”秦泽眉头直跳。 „It doesn't matter, even if online does not make me publish, I can still write, when I finished, you make the Tianfang Films and Television screenwriter help me revise, we can make the soap opera, the channels, equipment, personnel and funds do not lack.” Su Yu said. “无所谓,就算网上不让我发表,我也可以写下去,等我写完,你让天方影视的编剧帮我修改一下,咱们可以自己拍电视剧嘛,渠道、设备、人员、资金都不缺。”苏钰说。 „The Shanghai light butt bureau will not have examined, you cancel this thought.” Qin Ze knocked her head. “沪市光屁股局不会过审的,你打消这个念头吧。”秦泽敲了敲她脑袋。 „These said when the time comes again, do you help me have a look on the style and plot have the flaw.” Su Yu said. “这些到时候再说啦,你帮我看看文笔和剧情上面有没有缺陷。”苏钰道。 „Style is good, but felt that among transitions insufficient nature, possibly is you have not written the novel, lacks experience. The psychological activity of female protagonist described were too many, did that matter time, should not be so clear, after all was the romance that you who the feeling wrote wrote, although I look am erotica. Then „ I wear the Zijin's color clothes today”, excuse me, what be called Zijin's color? ” Qin Ze is confused. “文笔还行吧,但感觉转折之间不够自然,可能是你没写过小说,缺乏经验。还有女主角的心理活动描写太多了,做那种事的时候,不要把感受写的那么清楚啊,毕竟是你写的言情吧,虽然我看着是小黄文。然后“我今天穿着子衿色的衣服”,请问,什么叫做子衿色？”秦泽一头雾水。 „Green.” Su Yu speaks plausibly. “绿色呀。”苏钰振振有词。 „My I go.” The Qin Ze heart is quite tired. “我我去。”秦泽心好累。 poodle writes continuously the novel not to forget black Sister Zijin, is this has hates her? 泰迪连写小说都不忘黑子衿姐,这是有多恨她？ Seizes hate of husband? 夺夫之恨？ Even, that is still Sister Zijin hates her. 就算是,那也是子衿姐恨她吧。 „Moreover, the name feeling of protagonist is why strange.” Qin Ze knits the brows. “另外,为什么主角的名字感觉怪怪的。”秦泽皱眉。 „Naturally, Qin Yu, we two marriages.” Su Yu holds in the arms the Qin Ze's neck from behind, flushes air in his ear: „Pleasant surprise is not pleasantly surprised.” “当然啦,秦昱,咱们两个的结合体嘛。”苏钰从后面搂住秦泽的脖子,在他耳边吹气:“惊喜不惊喜。” „your mother!” Qin Ze called one suddenly. “尼玛！”秦泽忽然叫了一声。 Qin Ze thought that was not the male protagonist name has the issue, was female protagonist „Su Xiaolan” this name has the issue very much, if he did not remember incorrectly, Little Lan was the pet name of old gentleman to mother. 秦泽想起来了,不是男主角的名字有问题,是女主角“苏小岚”这个名字很有问题,如果他没记错的话,小岚是老爷子对老妈的爱称。 It is not good is not good, I am unable to look straight ahead this novel again. 不行了不行了,我再也无法直视这本小说了。 Qin Ze covers the face silently. 秦泽默默捂脸。 „Does.” Su Yu has a scare. “干嘛啊。”苏钰吓了一跳。 „The female protagonist name lets my very play, Little Lan is my mother's childhood name, you give the name should not be so casual, bastard poodle.” The Qin Ze forehead braves the heavy line. “女主角的名字让我很出戏啊,小岚是我妈的小名,你取名字不要这么随便啊,混蛋泰迪。”秦泽额头冒黑线。 „Oh oh, I think that the name thinks is very long, afterward the miraculous glow flashed, thought of Little Lan this name, no wonder I always felt very familiar.” Su Yu said. “噢噢,我想名字想了很久的,后来灵光一闪,就想到小岚这个名字了,难怪我总觉得很熟悉。”苏钰道。 Qin Ze sighed: „You do not allow poison” that young bitch to be the same with „Baobao (darling), sooner or later medicine pellet.” 秦泽叹道:“你就跟“宝宝不允许毒”那个小骚货一样,迟早药丸。” „Book title must change, what everything in disorder, seven times a night?” Qin Ze said earnestly: „Su Yu, spoke the real soul talk, where do I have satisfy you?” “书名也得改一改,什么乱七八糟的,一夜七次郎？”秦泽认真道:“苏钰,说真心话,我是不是有什么地方让你不满意？” „No, various aspects are very satisfactory.” Su Yu shakes the head again and again. “没有啊,各方面都很满意。”苏钰连连摇头。 The Qin Ze heart said, good of reply, calculates you pick a poor life. 秦泽心说,回答的不错,算你捡回一条小命。 Finally, stubborn Su Yu, Qin Ze returns to the office to write the draft, Su Yu continues in pā the typing, she said that every day renews the 2,000 character fixedly, cannot break, this is an author proper moral integrity. 最后,拗不过苏钰,秦泽自己回办公室写稿子,苏钰继续噼里啪啦打字,她说每天都固定更新两千字,不能断,这是一个作者应有的节操。 Qin Ze reads her novel, did not plan that urged her to give up, shortly after doesn't matter, this type of novel lived, ate jujube medicine pellet. 秦泽看完她的小说,不打算劝她放弃了,没关系,这种小说活不久的,吃枣药丸。 When she experiences to Godbeast River Crab of Censorship fearful with damned animal, will naturally eliminate to write the novel the thought. 等她见识到河蟹神兽的可怕和鬼畜,自然就会打消写小说的念头。 Another side, after Su Yu today's chapter renewal, in the symbol, she did not renew time to be very optional, has the inspiration to write several, no inspiration felt at ease to work, sometimes renewed at noon, sometimes renewed in the evening. 另一边,苏钰把今天的章节更新后,就不在码字了,她更新时间很随意,有灵感了就写几段,没灵感就安心工作,有时候中午更新,有时候晚上更新。 Looked the person who her novel are not many, after all serializes for a week, but she is very satisfied, in this week, she to write the bed scene, is entangling Qin Ze several times, then writes the feeling. Naturally, these Qin Ze do not know, he knows today Su Yu writes the novel. 看她小说的人不多,毕竟才连载一个星期,但她自己很满足,这一个星期里,她为了写好床戏,缠着秦泽好几次,然后把感受写出来。当然,这些秦泽是不知道的,他今天才知道苏钰写小说。 Su Yu this person, shows off, will otherwise not send the picture to the group in initially frequently. 苏钰这个人吧,就是显摆,不然当初也不会频繁发照片到群里。 She finished the novel today, felt own stick dá, therefore sends to the novel link the group. 她今天写完小说,感觉自己棒棒哒,于是把小说链接发到群里。 „The novel that I write, takes a look to you.” “我写的小说,给你们瞅瞅。”