On the Qin Baobao face is spreading the facial mask, holds the cell phone, two clear thumbs dance in the air, the younger brother typing with next door chatted. 秦宝宝脸上敷着面膜,捧着手机,两只圆润的大拇指飞舞,和隔壁的弟弟打字聊天。 Qin Baobao: „Mother has not mentioned the matter of movie unexpectedly. 【Small fish does falling that is startled on the ground】” 秦宝宝:“老妈竟然没有提电影的事诶。【小鱼干都惊的掉在地上】” Qin Ze: „It is not my precious son body is uncomfortable, we love dearly must die, the movie gave to forget. 【Self-satisfied】” 秦泽:“还不是我这个宝贝儿子身体不舒服,咱们心疼的要死,电影都给忘了。【得意】” Qin Baobao: „Bah, is the elder sister has accumulated the moral behavior obviously, small rascal saves a life, must thank Sister Xie well.” 秦宝宝:“呸,明明是姐一直攒人品,小赤佬捡回一条命,要好好谢谢姐。” Qin Ze: „The elder sister moral behavior is strong, is stronger than my iron rod, full of admiration.” 秦泽:“姐姐人品坚挺,比我的铁棒都坚挺,五体投地。” Qin Baobao: „Endured this week, we have the feast.” 秦宝宝:“熬过了这礼拜,咱们吃大餐。” Qin Ze: „Thanks for the compliment.” 秦泽:“好说好说。” Qin Baobao: „First-day box office how many?” 秦宝宝:“首日票房多少？” Qin Ze: „60 million, same time box office platoon second.” 秦泽:“六千万,同期票房排第二。” Qin Baobao: „nicely done, will continue to make the movie next time.” 秦宝宝:“666,下次继续拍电影。” Qin Ze: „Does not have the issue!” 秦泽:“没问题！” Qin Baobao: „hā hā hā.” 秦宝宝:“哈哈哈。” Qin Ze: „hā hā hā.” 秦泽:“哈哈哈。” Today's difficulty unexpected feeling better, Qin Ze goes home, mumbles: mama I have a headache. 今天的难关意外的好过,秦泽回到家,哼哼唧唧说:麻麻我头疼。 mama without delay, un, was really two words did not say, took a look at his one eyes, attitude desolate nod. 麻麻二话不说,嗯,真的是二话都不说,就瞅了他一眼,态度冷淡的点点头。 Qin Ze depressed some little time, mama didn't you love me? 秦泽郁闷了好一会,麻麻你不爱我了吗？ However calm of such Mother Qin performance, from beginning to end without mentioning the matter of movie, lets elder sister and younger brother two vacant at the same time, relaxes, precisely, on mother the Sir takes constant care of many affairs of sate, where has time to stare at the movie to cling to for dear life does not put. 不过秦妈表现的这么淡定,从头到尾没提电影的事,让姐弟俩茫然的同时,又松口气,就是嘛,母上大人日理万机,哪有时间盯着电影死缠不放。 Empty fine, empty fine! 虚精一场,虚精一场！ Wang Zijin in the top dressing membrane, the seaweed facial mask of import, one gram 200 block, was always also expensive. 王子衿同样在敷面膜,进口的海藻面膜,一克两百块,老贵了。 Wang Zijin took a look at bosom friend, even if face top head facial mask, can see the eyebrow corner/horn that she flies. 王子衿瞅了一眼闺蜜,哪怕脸上盖着面膜,也能看到她飞起的眉角。 She first looked at a bosom friend chat content calmly, Qin Baobao shrinks the body immediately, vigilant is protecting. 她先不动声色的瞄一眼闺蜜的聊天内容,秦宝宝立刻缩了缩身子,警惕的护着。 „What did you and A'Ze chat?” “你和阿泽聊什么？” „No, chats casually.” “没什么,随便聊聊。” „I saw the movie box office, zé zé, 60 million?” “我看到电影票房了,啧啧,六千万？” „Naturally, you must know that elder sister is Little Immortal Fairy, current capacity queen.” Qin Baobao raises the lower jaw. “当然,你要知道姐姐是小仙女,流量女王。”秦宝宝扬起下颌。 Wang Zijin sneers, god special Little Immortal Fairy, you should call not to know the hot dance, your younger brother called to act recklessly. 王子衿冷笑,神特么小仙女,你应该叫不知火舞,你弟弟叫不知死活。 „Heard that the movie is very good oh.” “听说电影很好噢。” „Naturally.” “当然。” „Un, the aunt also said good that your movies shoot.” “嗯,阿姨也说你们的电影拍的挺不错。” „What did you say?!” The Qin Baobao smiling face disappears gradually. “你说什么？！”秦宝宝笑容渐渐消失。 „Aunt said that your movies very well looked,” Wang Zijin said lightly: „She in the evening and I said, in the afternoon went to the movie theater to watch your movie, un, going of person. Baobao (darling), I always thought that the aunt tone is strange, do you know what's the matter?” “阿姨说你俩的电影挺好看,”王子衿淡淡道:“她晚上和我说,下午去电影院看了你俩的电影,嗯,一个人的去的。宝宝,我总觉得阿姨语气怪怪的,你知道怎么回事吗？” „pā dā!” “啪嗒！” The cell phone falls on the ground. 手机掉在地上。 Does not know that the fire dances Qin Baobao petrified. 不知火舞秦宝宝中国石化。 „You how?” Wang Zijin does intentionally at a loss. “你怎么了？”王子衿故作茫然。 „I, I felt that the feeling body pulled out Qin Baobao spatially” by the bedhead, the tone is empty: „ying, ying and ying” “我,我感觉感觉身体被掏空”秦宝宝靠在床头,语气空洞:“嘤、嘤、嘤” „I felt that the body was full of the working zeal.” Being one's turn Wang Zijin is delighted. “我感觉身体充满了干劲。”轮到王子衿眉飞色舞。 Qin Baobao sent will gawk, bends the waist to pick up the cell phone, the single 26 year hand fast entered the information, was not good, this desperate matter cannot I alone shoulder, must share to A'Ze, sharing sorrows was good younger brother. 秦宝宝发了会愣,弯腰捡起手机,单身二十六年的手速键入信息,不行,这种绝望的事情不能我一个人扛,必须要分享给阿泽,有难同当才是好弟弟。 „A'Ze, elder sister really thought of dying, yīng yīng yīng” the Qin Baobao round the information. “阿泽,姐姐是真的想到了死,嘤嘤嘤”秦宝宝发过去信息。 „What's wrong?” The Qin Ze second returns. “怎么了？”秦泽秒回。 Movie that „we make, mother has looked 【Cries】” “咱们拍的电影,妈看过了【大哭】” The small hand who „” Qin Ze frightens shakes: „Do not crack a joke, believes me to clash to punch you.” “”秦泽吓的小手一抖:“别开玩笑,信不信我冲过来揍你。” „Real, Wang Zijin said that mother looked this afternoon, you think, she is not very interested, but a character has not raised today.” “真的啊,王子衿说的,妈今天下午去看了,你想想,她不是挺感兴趣嘛,可今天一个字都没提。” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” hatareyou makes anything! hatareyou弄啥嘞！ Did late at night you say this to me? 三更半夜的你跟我说这个？ I, was I medicine pellet? 我,我是不是药丸了？ Acts recklessly Qin Ze petrified. 不知死活秦泽中国石化。 At this moment, Qin Ze thought that recalled oneself good and bad in life first half of life, recalls oneself have set up flag. 这一刻,秦泽想了很多,回忆了自己辛酸苦辣的前半生,回忆自己立过的flag。 In pledged obviously at heart secretly did not make a movie with elder sister, obviously 《Bloody Battle on the Beaches of Shanghai》 time, is afraid has a lingering fear. 明明在心里暗暗发誓不跟姐姐拍戏了,明明《血战沪市滩》的时候,那么害怕那么心有余悸。 How to forget hurting on good the scabs? 怎么就好了伤疤忘了疼？ elder sister is really the small seductress/evil spirit that is annoying, is Qin Baobao's is wrong. 姐姐果然是磨人的小妖精,都是秦宝宝的错。 On mother the Sir, I with this small seductress/evil spirit am pure. 母上大人,我跟这个小妖精是清白的啊。 Qin Ze at heart nervous. 秦泽心里慌的一匹。 „What to do what to do” Qin Baobao sends in a series of panic-stricken expressions. “怎么办怎么办”秦宝宝发来一连串惊恐的表情。 „little elder sister is not hurried, this matter gives below processes.” Qin Ze reply. “小姐姐莫慌,此事交给在下处理。”秦泽回复。 „Small younger brother is really good, how do you want to process?” Qin Baobao slightly is at heart calm and steady. “小弟弟真棒,你要怎么处理？”秦宝宝心里稍稍安稳。 „With its waits for death, might as well strive for on own initiative, perhaps the parents look in raising our 20 several years of share, will show mercy.” “与其等死,不如主动求死,或许爸妈看在养育咱们二十几年的份上,会手下留情。” Qin Baobao: „” 秦宝宝:“” Does small rascal, want you to be useful? 小赤佬,要你有什么用？ After several seconds, Qin Ze is tranquil, „we analyze, although mother watched the movie, but her what/anything had not said that this indicated our mother does not plan to clutch this matter not to put, is right, we treat as nothing happened, has a tacit understanding.” 几秒后,秦泽平静下来,“咱们分析一下,妈虽然看了电影,但她什么都没说,这说明咱妈不打算揪着这事儿不放,对不对,那咱们就当做什么都没发生,心照不宣。” Qin Baobao: „Also yes, was the elder sister has a guilty conscience.” 秦宝宝:“也是哦,是姐做贼心虚了。” Qin Ze: „【Funny】” 秦泽:“【滑稽】” Qin Baobao: „Bah, blames you, black heart's maggot insect.” 秦宝宝:“呸,都怪你,黑了心的蛆虫。” Seeing elder sister is tranquil, Qin Ze puts out the one breath, follows with ease many, he cannot certainly expose the knee already the fact that becomes tender, wants to be the elder sister following man, certainly is hard. 见姐姐平静下来,秦泽吐出一口气,也跟着轻松不少,他当然不能暴露膝盖已经发软的事实,想要做姐姐后面的男人,就一定要硬。 The mother watch the movie alone, is actually very big caution light, explained that the mother started to indulge in flights of fancy, and had the suspicion to them, put on the eyeglasses in the mother, shouted „before truth only had one”, he and Elder Sister Bao were safe temporarily. 老妈独自去看电影,其实是个很大的警示灯,说明老妈心里开始胡思乱想了,并且对他们产生了怀疑,在老妈戴上眼镜,喊出“真相只有一个”之前,他和宝姐姐暂时是安全的。 Then, Qin Ze must consider that another matter , to continue to grow dreadfully, is load „the super main character pattern”, this is an issue. 然后,秦泽要考虑另外一件事,继续猥琐发育,还是加载“龙傲天模式”,这是个问题。 Before heard, man not unyielding, easy soft, was because did not have the reason of money. 以前听人说,男人没硬气,容易软,是因为没钱的缘故。 Talking nonsense, I am now old, but hard, is not hard, is I do not think to be hard temporarily! 瞎说,我现在老有钱,可还是硬不起来呸,不是硬不起来,是我暂时不想硬起来！ Actually is also hard, does not dare. 其实也蛮想硬的,就是不敢。 Had money even in any case, he still felt own Qin Family child, angered the father still to come under attack, that intention still does not dare to be discovered by the parents. 反正就算有钱了,他也觉得自己还是秦家的孩子,惹怒了老爸依然要挨打,那份心意依然不敢被爸妈发现。 I really am salted fish, but such salty I, still have the dream even. 我果然是咸鱼,但就算这么咸的我,也是有梦想的。 salted fish is never a slave. 咸鱼永不为奴。 Qin Ze in made a determined effort at heart secretly the moment, suddenly remembers a matter. 秦泽在心里暗暗发狠了片刻,忽然想起一件事。 „Why does Sister Zijin know?” He sends the information to give elder sister. “为什么子衿姐会知道？”他发信息给姐姐。 „I ask, I thought is she is definitely being up to mischief in secret.” elder sister reply. “我问问,我觉得肯定是她在暗中搞鬼。”姐姐回复。 After a half minute, elder sister sending information angrily: „Really is she helps shooting time that our mother checks, but she winked the simple-hearted eye saying: You work busily, I helped the aunt check, what issue had? The aunt wants to watch the movie, you accompany her to look, how to work as the children?” 半分钟后,姐姐气鼓鼓的发信息:“果然是她帮咱妈查的拍片时间,可她眨着天真无邪的眼睛说:你们工作忙,我就帮阿姨查了查呗,有什么问题？阿姨想看电影,你们就陪她去看呀,怎么当子女的？” Qin Baobao covers face and weeps: „Good that she said is reasonable, I had nothing to say in reply.” 秦宝宝掩面而泣:“她说的好有道理,我都无言以对。” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Qin Ze: „I understand, Sister Zijin most black belly.” 秦泽:“我懂的,子衿姐最腹黑了。” Sends this short information, Qin Ze withdraws silently. 发完这短信息,秦泽默默撤回。 Qin Baobao: „What did you send?” 秦宝宝:“你发了什么？” Qin Ze: „When my what/anything had not said.” 秦泽:“当我什么都没说。” At this time, if there is to change body to be good: Changes body super main character! 这时候,要是有个变身器就好了:变身龙傲天！ master bedroom! 主卧！ old gentleman waited for quite a while, does not see Mother Qin to speak, her complexion is hesitating, seemed pondering how to open the mouth. 老爷子等了半天,不见秦妈说话,她脸色犹豫着,似乎在思考如何开口。 „Any matter, you said.” old gentleman said. “什么事儿,你说呀。”老爷子道。 „I first ferment.” Mother Qin ill and weary say/way. “我先酝酿酝酿。”秦妈恹恹道。 Also did not say: Old Qin, I suspected that your son and daughter have not the right symptom. 也不好说:老秦啊,我怀疑你儿子和女儿有不对劲的苗头。 How should this matter open the mouth? 这种事情该怎么开口呢？ Old Qin, your son and your daughter kiss own startled day power. 老秦,你儿子和你女儿亲嘴亲的惊天动力。 It is not good, without the persuasive power, Old Qin will definitely say, is the substitute person is developing. 不行不行,没有说服力,老秦肯定会说,是替身在演。 Old Qin, your daughter has the idea to your son. 老秦,你女儿对你儿子有想法。 Also is not good, words that spoke, the son will be killed while still alive. 也不行,这么说的话,儿子会被活活打死。 Mother Qin intertwined the half of the day, in a muffled voice said: „I feel Baobao (darling) unable this way.” 秦妈纠结了半天,闷声道:“我觉得宝宝不能这样下去。” old gentleman visits her silently, when she continued. 老爷子默默看着她,等她继续说下去。 Mother Qin gives her to analyze: „You look, for the new year, 26, boyfriends did not have. Now does time cross quickly? Instigated, her 30. Ok, did not marry.” 秦妈给她分析:“你看啊,过完年了,二十六了,连个男朋友都没有。现在时间过得多快？唆的一下,她就三十了。好了,嫁不出去了。” old gentleman dumbfounded, „put you to intertwine a long time, said this?” 老爷子懵逼了,“搁着你纠结了老半天,就说这个？” „Is this unimportant?” “这不重要吗？” „Important, but you not continuously in anxious, anxious several years.” “重要啊,可你不一直在揪心吗,揪心了好几年了都。” „What to do you said.” “那你说怎么办吧。” „Perhaps she several years later, felt oneself should get married, instigates, married?” “没准她过几年,感觉自己该嫁人了,唆一下,嫁出去了？” Mother Qin: „” 秦妈:“” „I must say is not this,” Mother Qin felt oneself had the rhythm: „You think not to have, why she is not willing to look for the boyfriend.” “我要说的不是这个,”秦妈感觉自己被带节奏了:“你想过没有,为什么她不愿意找男朋友。” old gentleman very earnest thinking, draws the conclusion: „Our unmarried young woman is so attractive, to be honest, can be joined to her person is not really many, I had not seen that makes me satisfy, otherwise introduced to Baobao (darling) early. Also she when now superstar, makes the boyfriend to affect the future.” 老爷子很认真的想了想,得出结论:“咱闺女这么漂亮,说实话,能配得上她的人真不多,我都没见到让我满意的,否则早介绍给宝宝了。再说她现在当大明星的,交男朋友影响前程。” Is Old Qin the self-sensation is good? 老秦是不是自我感觉太良好？ Also no one matches on your unmarried young woman, hē hē, your unmarried young woman that temperament, these bad problems, can endure her to have several. 还没人配的上你闺女,呵呵,就你闺女那脾气,那些个坏毛病,能忍她的有几个。 Mother Qin starts to speak but hesitates. 秦妈欲言又止。 „You, return in the heart the belly, entertainment world so many female celebrity, different live moistens . Moreover, after 30 several, didn't marry?” old gentleman whispered: „You are idle, worries blindly.” “你呢,把心放回肚子里,娱乐圈那么多大龄女明星,不一样活的有滋润,而且,三十好几后,不都嫁出去了？”老爷子嘀咕道:“你就是闲出来的,瞎操心。” Mother Qin steels one's heart, clenches jaws saying: „I told you, Baobao (darling) love younger brother, therefore she looked for the boyfriend.” 秦妈心一横,咬牙切齿道:“我告诉你,宝宝恋弟,所以她才找男朋友的。” Then, Mother Qin was ready for any sacrifice, planned that sees the husband to fly into a rage. 说完,秦妈豁出去了,打算看着老公暴跳如雷。 old gentleman nods: „This must pay attention actually, multi- Sirs, cannot rely on younger brother.” 老爷子点点头:“这个倒是要注意一下,多大人了,不能一直依赖弟弟。” Mother Qin gawked staring: „Do your you have no other feelings?” 秦妈愣了愣:“你你没什么其他感想？” old gentleman: „I have looked.” 老爷子:“我早就看出来了。” Mother Qin likes a sudden thunderclap. 秦妈五雷轰顶。 „Has what/anything to make much ado about nothing, A'Ze he also loves mother, seven years old also wanted you to hug, every day go to school to go home, shouted a throat without delay: My mother?” old gentleman said ill-humoredly: „But after growing up, good.” “有什么大惊小怪,阿泽他还恋母呢,七岁了还要你抱,每天上学回家,二话不说喊一嗓子:我妈呢？”老爷子没好气道:“但长大后就好了啊。” „It is not, I must is not this that you said.” Mother Qin was anxious. “不是,我要跟你说的不是这个。”秦妈急了。 „What do you want to say?” “那你想说什么？” „I” Mother Qin hesitant over and over, subconscious avoids this topic: „Baobao (darling) 26, the woman crossed 30 to have a child, that is not good. Don't you want to hug the grandchild?” “我”秦妈犹豫再三,下意识的避开这个话题:“宝宝二十六了,女人过三十生孩子,那就不好了。难道你不想抱外孙？” old gentleman does not think: „A'Ze had the girlfriend in any case, perhaps which day of Su Yu on the bosom on, I had the grandson to hug, the grandchild played indifferently for several years.” 老爷子一点都不想:“反正阿泽有女朋友了,没准哪天苏钰就怀上了,我有孙子可以抱,外孙玩几年也无所谓。” Mother Qin was shocked. 秦妈愣住了。