The front is main house gate, Qin Ze is pulling Wang Zijin's hand, stands firm, the deep breath, pulls out the key. 前方就是家门口,秦泽牵着王子衿的手,站定,深呼吸,掏钥匙。 If he holds hands with Wang Zijin, elder sister wants the eye is not blind, understood. 他要是和王子衿牵手进去,姐姐只要眼睛不瞎,就懂了。 Then, my Qin Family will likely have the family/home violent event, but I strong is living, when the elder sister's big long leg is away from my neck also 0.1 millimeters, I can the tiger body shake, qi of a pimp is turbulent 接下来,我秦家可能会发生家暴事件,但我会坚挺的活着,当姐姐的大长腿距离我的脖子还有0.1毫米的时候,我会虎躯一震,王八之气汹涌 Wang Zijin „pā” pats his hand, is without turning a hair: „Opens the door.” 王子衿“啪”一声拍开他的手,面不改色:“开门呀。” Qin Ze stares, she said that is first hiding the truth from elder sister, is earnest? 秦泽一愣,她说先瞒着姐姐,是认真的？ Why! 为什么啊！ This very not Zijin. 这很不子衿。 But the heart of hearts, he relaxes. 但内心深处,他松了口气。 In the living room the light is bright, television machine sowing some unit of Anti-Japan Drama. elder sister looks at Anti-Japan Drama each time, the Qin Ze association/will feels eggs one cool. 客厅里灯光亮堂,电视机播着某部抗日神剧。每次姐姐看抗日神剧,秦泽总会感到蛋蛋一凉。 She wants to do, wants to study the hand to rip the devil masterstroke/divine skill? 她想干什么,又想学手撕鬼子神技？ elder sister lay down on the sofa fell asleep, rolling up, is holding the chest, very lonely very cold posture. After all the big winter, is turning on the air conditioning, non- coverlet will also feel cold. 姐姐躺在沙发上睡着了,蜷缩着,抱着胸,很孤独很冷的姿势。毕竟大冬天的,开着空调,不盖被子也会觉得冷吧。 She should in watches the television they went home, wait, fall asleep. 她应该在边看电视边等他们回家,等着等着,睡着了。 „Do not catch cold, awakens her to return to the room to sleep.” Wang Zijin changes the slipper, walks. “别感冒了,叫醒她回房睡觉。”王子衿换上拖鞋,走过来。 „I hug her to go to the room.” Qin Ze said in a soft voice: „Low voice, do not awaken by noise her.” “我抱她回房间。”秦泽柔声道:“小声点,别吵醒她。” „I first take a bath.” Wang Zijin is holding the pajamas, said quietly. “那我先洗澡。”王子衿抱着睡衣,悄声道。 Taking a bath 洗澡 Qin Ze moves at heart, yes, should first take a bath. 秦泽心里一动,是啊,应该先洗澡。 He has an intuition, my Salted Fish Ze must turn over/stand up, tonight will certainly be an unforgettable night. 他有种直觉,我咸鱼泽要翻身了,今晚必将是一个难忘的夜晚。 Wang Zijin entered the washroom. 王子衿进了洗手间。 Qin Ze holds elder sister to enter the room, places on the bed cautiously, covers the quilt. 秦泽抱着姐姐进房间,小心翼翼放在床上,盖上被子。 elder sister sound asleep, she of falling asleep, was short charmingly for several points beautiful and bewitching, were many purely for several points lovable. 姐姐呼呼大睡,睡着的她,少了几分妩媚妖冶,多了几分纯真可爱。 The cheek is fair, the facial features are fine, elder sister is the eyelash is strange, is long and curls upwards. 脸蛋白皙,五官精致,姐姐是睫毛怪,又长又翘。 He looks at carefully the elder sister's face carefully, the ruddy small mouth makes one unable to bear want to taste. 他细细端详姐姐的脸,红润的小嘴让人忍不住想去品尝。 Perhaps lying low, the chest front pressure is making her breathe impeded, she leaned a body, mumbled one, continued to sleep soundly. 许是平躺着,胸前的压力让她呼吸不畅,她侧了个身,嘟囔一声,继续酣睡。 Really, the elder sister's small mouth most attracts me. 果然,还是姐姐的小嘴最吸引我。 My really no cure. 我果然没药救了。 But no cure I, still want to rescue even. 可就算没药救的我,也想抢救一下的啊。 elder sister like the cancer cell, is corroding my body and mind. 姐姐就像癌细胞,侵蚀着我的身体和心灵。 Blames your Yīngyīng Monster, you are really a being annoying small seductress/evil spirit. 都怪你这个嘤嘤怪,你真是个磨人的小妖精。 Small Guo Xiang was harmed life-long by Yang Guo, is riding short-haired pelt furnace dī dī, finally becomes monk in Mount Emei, has not gotten married for a lifetime. But Yang Guo has his Little Dragon Lady, cannot install other women at heart again. 小郭襄被杨过误了终生,骑着小毛炉滴滴答答,最后在峨眉山出了家,一辈子都没嫁人。而杨过有他的小龙女,心里再也装不下其他女人。 elder sister is his Guo Xiang, but his Qin Ze is not because had Little Dragon Lady, he is afraid Great Hero Guo to fly high leaps, gives him dropping from the clouds Subduing Dragons 18 Palms. Thinks that my Qin Yang Guo lifetime unconventional love freedom, your Great Hero Guo met Subduing Dragons 18 Palms even, I can pull out the big Buddhist musical instrument to level you. But this Great Hero Guo may be virulent, he will then also give Baobao (darling) Guo Xiang to come move of Subduing Dragons 18 Palms. 姐姐就是他的郭襄,而他秦泽不是因为有了小龙女,他是害怕郭大侠凌空一跃,给他一记从天而降的降龙十八掌。想我秦杨过一生放荡不羁爱自由,就算你郭大侠会降龙十八掌,我可以掏出大法器摆平你。但这个郭大侠可恶毒了,他回头也会给宝宝郭襄来一招降龙十八掌。 The Baobao (darling) Guo Xiang cultivation is not proficient, this whole life practiced move of yīng yīng yīng, eats Subduing Dragons 18 Palms hardly, certainly wants the dog belt/bring. 宝宝郭襄修炼不到家,这辈子就练了一招嘤嘤嘤,硬吃降龙十八掌,肯定要狗带。 Huang Rong, her rolling pin beating a dog stick may be sharp, the mixed doubles get up, even if unconventional love free Qin Yang Guo, with incredibly moe moe Baobao (darling) Guo Xiang, were still difficult to run away dies. 还有黄蓉,她的擀面杖打狗棒可犀利了,男女混合双打起来,就算是放荡不羁爱自由的秦杨过,和萌萌哒的宝宝郭襄,也难逃一死。 Sense of propriety filial piety Zhongxin of Confucianist sage, mountains press again on you, the eternal fire came unable to save you. 再还有儒家圣人的礼义廉耻孝悌忠信,一座座大山压在你身上,永恒之火来了都救不了你。 Finally eats violent debate of melon people, denounces in word and in writing, guarantees can your heart gripping the passing heart is cool. 最后还有吃瓜群众们的唇枪舌剑,口诛笔伐,保准能把你的心给扎的透心凉。 Qin Ze sits in the bedside, thinks for a long time is very very long. 秦泽坐在床边,想了很久很久。 Has not found out a reason why to come, only feels the chaotic reasoning of cutting without breaking. 没想出个所以然来,只觉得剪不断理还乱。 Since Yang Guo great hero is not of use. 罢了罢了,既然杨过大侠不顶用。 Later only pays respects Xiaobao eldest master. 以后只拜小宝大爷。 Thinking, Wang Zijin is taking a bath. Qin Baobao is sleeping, her not easy-to-use air blower, uses the dry/does towel to scratch the hair, is leaning the head. 这么想着,王子衿洗澡出来了。秦宝宝在睡觉,她不好用吹风机,就用干毛巾擦着头发,侧着头。 „You how also here.” Wang Zijin said. “你怎么还在这儿啊。”王子衿道。 „I and others you.” Qin Ze staring. “我等你啊。”秦泽凝视。 „Did I do.” Wang Zijin has not understood, instead white/in vain his eyes: „Takes a bath, later slept.” “等我干嘛。”王子衿没听懂,反而白他一眼:“洗澡去,待会睡觉了。” Right, takes a bath to sleep, this flow cannot be few, otherwise pā does not get up comfortably. 对对,洗澡睡觉,这个流程不能少,不然啪起来不舒服。 One side Qin Ze does not shear the principle not chaotic matter first to put at heart, cheerful took a bath. 秦泽把心里剪不断理不乱的事情先搁一边,欢快的洗澡去了。 The men take a bath especially quickly, the clothes stripping naked, holds in the mouth the toothbrush, on the head is spreading the full bubble, cleans the teeth while takes a shower, if there is a sensation to urinate, but can also urinate while convenient bubble, many operations. 男人洗澡格外快,衣服脱光,叼着牙刷,脑袋上涂满泡沫,一边刷牙一边冲澡,倘若有尿意的话,还能顺带尿一泡,多线操作。 Takes a bath, discovered that Room elder sister's gate is closing, enters the room to look, bed above turbulent, the quilt folds is very neat. 洗完澡,发现姐姐的门关着,进自己房间一看,床上空荡荡的,被子叠的很整齐。 Qin Ze thinks, the woman is really artificial, but also wants me to invite. 秦泽就想,女人真矫情,还要我去请。 He opens the elder sister's door secretly, touches, two elder sister lie on the bed, rested, has not rested. 他偷偷推开姐姐的门,摸进去,两个姐姐躺在床上,一个睡了,一个没睡。 Has not rested that to have a big shock, lowers the sound: „You come to do.” 没睡那个大惊失色,压低声音:“你进来干嘛。” Qin Ze without delay, but pā Sister Zijin, picks up! 秦泽二话不说,可啪的子衿姐,抱走！ The Wang Zijin small foot tread the tread, kicked, said in a low voice: „A'Ze, do not act unreasonably.” 王子衿小脚丫子蹬了蹬,扑腾,低声道:“阿泽,你别乱来啊。” During the speeches, she had been hugged the room by Qin Ze, to his room, threw on his bed. 说话间,她已经被秦泽抱出房间,到了他的房间里,抛在他的床上。 Wang Zijin was shocked, she is holding the knee like the frightened fawn, by bedhead, trembling sound said: „, A'Ze do not make.” 王子衿惊呆了,她像受惊的小鹿那样抱着膝盖,靠在床头,颤声道:“阿,阿泽你别闹。” „I not noisy.” Qin Ze puzzled say/way: „It is not you make me take a bath.” “我没闹啊。”秦泽困惑道:“不是你让我洗澡的吗。” „Takes a bath to sleep, has the issue?” Wang Zijin stares, said: „Before you slept before, doesn't take a bath?” “洗澡睡觉呀,有问题？”王子衿瞪眼,道:“难道你以前睡觉前不洗澡？” Qin Ze: „???” 秦泽:“？？？” Is this desire in legend resists also to welcome? Sister Zijin will really play. 难道这是传说中的欲拒还迎？子衿姐真会玩。 Qin Ze starts to take off the clothes, Wang Zijin flies to trample his chest. 秦泽开始脱衣服,王子衿飞起一脚踹他胸口。 Good, this does not play. 好吧,这不是玩。 „Sister Zijin, you are my girlfriend.” Qin Ze grips her foot, angrily said: „How girlfriend should be you not to select to compel the number.” “子衿姐,你是我女朋友啊。”秦泽握住她的脚丫子,气道:“女朋友该怎么做你心里没点逼数吗。” I and other am good on this day for a long time. 我等这天好久好吧。 The iron rod did not need to rust well. 铁棒再不用就生锈了好吧。 You are my first girlfriend in the true sense, you cannot be like the girlfriends of front two dog belts. 你是我第一个真正意义上的女朋友,你可不能跟前面两个狗带的女友一样啊。 Wang Zijin shrank the foot, has not shrunk, has, no matter what he is grasping, supple Judo: „Perhaps A'Ze, I, I also arrange.” 王子衿缩了缩脚丫子,没缩回来,只好任他握着,柔柔道:“阿泽,我,我还没准备好。” „Can, be able other pā pā.” Sister Zijin timid expression. “能,能别啪啪吗。”子衿姐怯怯的表情。 „The callow rookie has become an old pro, three you sat on me on own initiative.” Qin Ze said. “一回生二回熟,三回你就主动坐我身上了。”秦泽说。 This saying put before, he was does not dare saying that absolutely, today Sister Zijin kisses/intimate and touches, pricked the relations, he and Sister Zijin own density rose dramatically. 这话搁在以前,他是绝对不敢说的,今天子衿姐又亲又摸,挑破了关系,他和子衿姐的亲密度暴增。 How has words to mention, right, in honey mixed with oil. 有句话怎么说来着,对,蜜里调油。 Related explicitly, he must also be the gentleman, the iron rod was good to cut. 都明确关系了,他要还做绅士,铁棒好切了。 „A'Ze is clever, perhaps elder sister really arranges.” Wang Zijin is blushing, said in a low voice: „Do you want to force me?” “阿泽乖,姐姐真的没准备好。”王子衿红着脸,小声道:“你想强迫我吗？” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” The Wang Zijin charming local products, figure tender and soft is not wonderful, pupil charming must drop the water leakage to come. 王子衿娇媚不可方物,身段娇软美妙,眸子妩媚的要滴出水来。 Present Sister Zijin is beautiful enough to eat. 现在的子衿姐秀色可餐。 „Good, how long you must prepare.” Qin Ze depressed say/way. “好吧,那你要准备多久。”秦泽沮丧道。 „I don't know either.” Wang Zijin thin sound said. “我也不知道。”王子衿细声道。 Am I special your fake boyfriend? 我特么是你的假男友？ A moment ago obviously kissed was so affectionate. 刚才明明吻的那么深情的。 Wang Zijin calms down, adopts the solemn stance diligently, although her attractive oval face was still red. 王子衿定了定神,努力摆出端庄的姿态,尽管她漂亮的鹅蛋脸仍然通红。 She frowns: „We just started to associate, you are thinking hugs to go to bed me, are you such A'Ze?” 她蹙眉:“咱们刚开始交往,你就想着把我抱上床,你是这样的阿泽吗？” Qin Ze: „” 秦泽:“” Wang Zijin righteousness expression: „You spend not to deliver me, the candlelight dinner has not eaten, movie in any case not.” 王子衿义正言辞道:“你花都没送我,烛光晚餐也没吃,电影反正就是不可以啦。” „Spends me to deliver tomorrow, the candlelight dinner will eat tomorrow evening, film that the words of movie, we look at had 108 g.” Qin Ze said. “花我明天就送,烛光晚餐明晚吃,电影的话,咱们看的片子都有108g了吧。”秦泽道。 Was Sister Zijin the hipster sickness suspect? 子衿姐是文青病犯了吗？ Lover does pā pā, want the candlelight dinner to match the fresh flower? 情侣啪啪,就一定要烛光晚餐配鲜花？ If Shanghai allows to light the fireworks, is I must arrange to circle community the fireworks? 如果沪市允许放烟花,是不是我还要把烟花排起来绕小区一圈？ Wang Zijin received finally the foot, she sat cross-legged on the bed, said in a low voice: „I have not thought how is good to face Baobao (darling) I to mean, always thought suddenly related from the friend, turned into the younger brother girlfriend, old was awkward. Moreover, I also have not prepared for with your pā pā.” 王子衿终于把脚丫子收回来了,她盘坐在床上,低声道:“我还没想好怎么面对宝宝我是说,总觉得忽然间从朋友关系,变成了弟弟的女朋友,老尴尬了。而且,我同样没做好和你啪啪的准备。” Qin Ze visits her, in the brain appears suddenly such a few words: ah~ is in love probably, but is afraid by day! 秦泽看着她,脑子里忽然浮现这样一句话:啊~好像谈恋爱,但又害怕被日！ His corners of the mouth twitch. 他嘴角抽搐。 „Can with the A'Ze confirmation relations, I, be very happy.” Wang Zijin is blushing, the vision sagging, said in a soft voice: „Were we good like before, I like the present life very much, before I decided that we stayed the beforehand condition to be good, your you cannot the evening slide to my room.” “能和阿泽确认关系,我,已经很开心啦。”王子衿红着脸,目光下垂,轻声道:“咱们还像以前那样好不好,我很喜欢现在的生活,在我下决心之前,我们就保持之前的状态就好了,你你不能晚上溜到我房间里来。” Really difficult to imagine, these words will say from her Wang Zijin mouth, like a expectation shy little girl. 真难想象,这些话会从她王子衿嘴里说出来,像一个憧憬又羞怯的小女孩。 fuck me, Sister Zijin is your prospect a little good. 卧槽,子衿姐你有点出息好不好。 Who must maintain the beforehand condition with you. 谁要和你维持之前的状态啊。 The Qin Ze heart is quite tired. 秦泽心好累。 Girlfriend what/anything, is really false. 女朋友什么的,果然是假的吧。 Associates attractive big elder sister with great difficulty, big elder sister said: A'Ze is clever, cannot pā pā oh. 好不容易交往到漂亮大姐姐,大姐姐却说:阿泽乖,不能啪啪哦。 Raises the table! 掀桌啊！ (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻ (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻ „You, were you happy?” Wang Zijin looks at him cautiously, the foot pokes his thigh gently. “你,你高兴了？”王子衿小心翼翼看他,脚丫子轻轻戳他的大腿。 „Was I am too impatient.” Qin Ze faintly said. “是我太心急了。”秦泽幽幽道。 „Sister Zijin is first time is in love.” Qin Ze said: „When university has associated the boyfriend?” “子衿姐是第一次谈恋爱吧。”秦泽道:“大学时有交往过男朋友吗？” Then, he knows nothing about the Wang Zijin's sentiment history, like many men, is impossible to know that own girlfriend has had many predecessors. 说起来,他对王子衿的感情史一无所知,就像很多男人,不可能知道自己的女朋友有过多少前任。 „No.” Wang Zijin shakes the head. “没有。”王子衿摇头。 Before meeting Qin Ze, her pursuer is the youth person of extraordinary ability, the outstanding man looked, unavoidably aesthetic weary, until leaving home, arrived at Shanghai. Settles down in the bosom friend small nest, was together more than half a year with Qin Family this salted fish, bewildered liked on him. 遇到秦泽之前,她身边的追求者都是青年俊彦,优秀男人看多了,难免审美疲劳,直到离家出走,来到沪市。在闺蜜的小窝里安家落户,跟秦家这条咸鱼相处了大半年,莫名其妙的就喜欢上他了。 She does not know the reason, enjoys the warmth of family/home? Was the outstanding man sees, occasionally met smelly salted fish, the feeling was unusual, immediately love? 她自己也不知道原因,是享受到了家的温馨？或者是优秀男人见多了,偶尔间遇到一条臭臭的咸鱼,感觉与众不同,顿时恋爱？ Likes a person having many reasons, attractive, character, stature, family background, wait/etc.. 喜欢一个人有很多理由,漂亮啊,性格啊,身材啊,家世啊,等等。 The reason are too many, instead does not talk clearly. 理由太多,反而说不清楚。 Baobao (darling) that lowly person is brocon, perhaps I am salted-fish-con. 宝宝那个小贱人是弟控,没准我是咸鱼控呢。 Does the salted fish warm male control? 咸鱼暖男控？ salted fish does small rascal control? 咸鱼小赤佬控？ salted fish does black heart's maggot control? 咸鱼黑了心的蛆控？ „Although I have not made the girlfriend formally, but since is the male and female friend, relations always with average person different.” Qin Ze suggested. “虽然我也没正儿八经交过女朋友,但既然是男女朋友,关系总是和普通人不一样的吧。”秦泽暗示道。 „Knows.” Wang Zijin both hands support on the bed, the body leans forward, pecked one on his mouth, the supercilious look said: „Satisfaction.” “知道啦。”王子衿双手撑在床上,身子前倾,在他嘴上啄了一口,白眼道:“满意了吧。” Wang Zijin thinks, added: „Later elder sister kisses/intimate your every day, clever, good night.” 王子衿想了想,补充道:“以后姐姐每天都亲你一下,乖哦,晚安。” Also pecks one, she ran 又啄一口,她跑了 Ran. 跑了。 Qin Ze feels the lip, un, love sour odor. 秦泽摸了摸嘴唇,嗯,恋爱的酸臭味。 Happy! 幸福！ Happy your younger sister, I really handed over the fake girlfriend. 幸福你妹啊,我果然交到假女友了吧。 Why my girlfriends such dog belt/bring. 为什么我的女朋友都这么狗带啊。 Satisfies, who must with you. 满意个屁啊,谁要跟你亲亲啊。 Dog belt/bring girlfriend, you might as well my Elder Sister Bao. 狗带女友,你还不如我的宝姐姐呢。 But pā Sister Zijin? 可啪的子衿姐？ Does not exist. 不存在的。 „, salted fish.” system said. “啧,咸鱼。”系统道。 „” Qin Ze: „You come out to do, you also give me the dog belt/bring.” “”秦泽:“你出来干嘛,你也给我狗带。” „Host was determined a moment ago in intense loses, this system can promulgate quest while convenient,” system said: „, salted fish. The body is very honest, but your heart is resisting.” “刚才宿主决心在强烈一丢丢,本系统就能顺带颁布任务,”系统道:“啧,咸鱼。身体很诚实,但你的心在抗拒。” Qin Ze lowers the head, looks at the tent that supports high, a slap pats: „You lift what head, has your what/anything matter, your also dog belt/bring.” 秦泽低头,看着高高支起的帐篷,一巴掌拍下去:“你抬什么头啊,有你什么事啊,你也狗带。” Sore sucks in cold air. 疼的倒抽一口凉气。