Facts showed, salted fish flies high leaps, 360° turns over, after falling to the ground, it is salted fish. the m. cell phone most saves the current capacity, adless site. 事实证明,咸鱼凌空一跃,三百六十度翻转,落地后,它还是一条咸鱼。m.手机最省流量,无广告的站点。 Invents „salted fish turns over” the person of these words, is simply virulent. 发明出“咸鱼翻身”这句话的人,简直有毒。 In the end, the iron rod was still ornaments Qin Ze, not only the egg hurt and sad. 到头来,铁棒仍旧是摆设的秦泽,既蛋疼又忧伤。 In fact, he if tonight can Sister Zijin pā, that damn. 实际上,他今晚要是能把子衿姐啪了,那才见鬼了。 Woman lifeform, is too artificial, they like wanting to resist also to welcome, yields with a show of reluctance. Therefore playing hooligan who the man should keep, pā is inadequate, two pā inadequate time were long, is inadequate on real pā. 女人这种生物,太矫情,她们喜欢欲拒还迎,半推半就。所以男人就应该不停的耍流氓,一次啪不成,两次啪不成时间久了,就真的啪不成。 Bah, time was long, can always pā. 呸,时间久了,总能啪到的。 The men do not play the hooligan, one opportunity does not have. 男人不耍流氓,就一点机会都没有。 This is Qin Ze from online looks like, online added that probe that bottom line thing, must keep, breakthrough. pā pā that then can success when conditions are ripe. 这是秦泽从网上看来的,网上还说,底线这东西,要不停的试探,不停的突破。然后就能水到渠成的啪啪。 Before Qin Ze had various peerless marvelous abilities, object who has not actually fought, now he had Sister Zijin 以前秦泽身怀各种绝世神功,却没有交手的对象,现在他有子衿姐了 Today on Saturday, has used the breakfast. 今天周六,用过早餐。 When the Qin Family elder sister and younger brother choice at home salted fish, what/anything is not dry, rests for day. Is quick regarding the rhythm of life, the working pressure big white collar gold collar class, can sleep as late as one wants in the weekend, is the happiest matter. 秦家姐弟选择在家里当咸鱼,什么都不干,休息一天。对于生活节奏快,工作压力大的白领金领阶层,周末能睡到自然醒,是最幸福的事。 10 : 00 am, Qin Baobao changes the yoga clothing/taking, fills up the practice yoga in the yoga of living room. 早上 10 点,秦宝宝换上瑜伽服,在客厅的瑜伽垫上练习瑜伽。 A character horse breaks out, two big long legs are straight and symmetrical, the foot is white and tender. She is lying, two lotus root arm rests on the ground, this posture, the body flexibility not strong person, do not achieve. 一字马劈开,两条大长腿又直又匀称,脚丫子白白嫩嫩。她趴着,两条藕臂撑在地上,这姿势,身体柔韧性不强的人,万万不做到。 Qin Ze and Wang Zijin sit in the sofa, reads the novel, watches the soap opera. 秦泽和王子衿坐在沙发,一个看小说,一个看电视剧。 Sister Zijin really loves about the soap opera, especially likes the ethical family play and Palace Drama, how does not dare the plot of dog blood, the ridiculous setting, she to look with great interest. 子衿姐对电视剧是真爱,尤其喜欢家庭伦理剧和宫斗剧,不敢怎样狗血的剧情,雷人的设定,她都能看的津津有味。 In the Qin Ze eye, the ethics play and Palace Drama are routine, male lead face value are invincible, high and cold. female lead stupid, white, and sweet, bringing attracts eyeball buff. male lead deeply is loving female lead, female lead deeply is loving male lead, but earlier male lead because misunderstands, hates female lead. Late female lead should various reasons, hate male lead, both sides hold respectively an opposite party blade, the violent strike 999. 在秦泽眼里,伦理剧和宫斗剧是一个套路,男主颜值无敌,高冷。女主傻白甜,自带吸睛buff。男主深爱着女主,女主深爱着男主,但是前期男主会因为误会,憎恶女主。后期女主应该各种原因,憎恶男主,双方各自捅对方一刀,暴击999。 If the costume piece, that has not run. male lead definitely is the female lead killing father personal enemy. 如果是古装剧,那没跑了。男主肯定是女主的杀父仇人。 Once, Qin Ze asked her: This same routine, looked that wasn't for a long time greasy? 有一次,秦泽就问她:这都一样的套路,看久了不腻？ Wang Zijin is blinking the pupil: Greasy, but in which highlight needs to seek, the words that looks at earnestly, will give you to inspire. 王子衿眨巴着眸子:腻啊,但其中的亮点需要自己寻找,认真看的话,会给你很多启发的。 Qin Ze also asked: What inspires? 秦泽又问:什么启发？ Wang Zijin is pointing at Palace Drama that looks, said: You looked, this noble concubine pushes down the water oneself daughter, not only shifts blame to the love rival, and can receive the sympathy of Your Imperial Sovereign. Lives in the imperial palace, with lives outside actually, told us a truth, to live going, must find the way to torment to death the competitor. 王子衿指着正在看的宫斗剧,道:你看,这个贵妃把自己女儿推下水,既嫁祸给情敌,又能得到皇上的同情。在皇宫里生活,和在外头生活其实一样,告诉我们一个道理,要想生活过的去,就得想办法整死竞争对手。 You are looking at her following result, Your Imperial Sovereign discovered she sinister virulent natural disposition, drags into the cold palace her, this also explained, must not exposed to the light the thing, must hide. The men like the stupid, white, and sweet pure girl, virulent fang whatever happens do not can the reveal before the man come out. 你在看她后面的结局,皇上发现了她阴险恶毒的本性,把她拉入冷宫,这又说明,见不得光的东西,一定要藏好。男人都喜欢傻白甜的单纯女孩,恶毒的獠牙千万不能在男人面前露出来。 Qin Ze hear of cold sweat of 秦泽听的一头冷汗 The novel looks, look, the Qin Ze's eyeball uncontrolled moving away phone screen, focuses, in elder sister is lying on body, said accurately, is „regards as the range leans peak the chest horizontally”. 小说看着,看着,秦泽的眼珠子不受控制的移开手机屏幕,聚焦在姐姐趴着的身体上,准确的说,是“横看成岭侧成峰”的胸口。 The yoga clothing/taking flies high is very loose, this posture, basically is the tiny particle reveals completely. 瑜伽服凌空很松,她这个姿势,基本是纤毫毕露。 Immeasurably deep immeasurably deep. 深不可测啊深不可测。 elder sister is good, the scenery once knew by heart old. 36 D red victory fire, in yoga clothing/taking lethal weapon conceals. 姐姐好,风景旧曾谙。36d红胜火,瑜伽服里凶器藏。 Near the ear hears the doing a lot of talking sound suddenly, the side first looked, Wang Zijin makes an effort to stare his one eyes, āi yā yā said: „All day long nest at home, wants to move the physique. Baobao (darling), making me try the yoga.” 耳边忽然传来磨牙声,侧头一看,王子衿用力瞪他一眼,哎呀呀道:“成天窝在家里,也想活动活动筋骨呢。宝宝,让我来试试瑜伽。” The fart, we jog in the morning. 屁嘞,早上咱们才跑完步。 Qin Baobao hearing this, is straight the body, charming promotes to stretch, „that you come.” 秦宝宝闻言,直起身子,娇媚的伸张懒腰,“那你来。” Sits toward the sofa, big butt arched younger brother: „A'Ze, helping elder sister wash a grape.” 往沙发一坐,大屁股拱了拱弟弟:“阿泽,帮姐姐洗点葡萄呗。” Washing grape that elder sister's small flunky, jolts. 姐姐的小马仔,屁颠颠的洗葡萄去。 Has not noticed the Wang Zijin hidden bitterness completely the look. 完全没注意到王子衿幽怨的眼神。 When the kitchen has Qin Ze jogs, helping the great peak grape that she buys, elder sister only eat grapes does not eat to raise the child, said that raises the child unable to spit the skin, strange disgusting. 厨房里有秦泽跑步时,帮她买的巨峰葡萄,姐姐只吃葡萄不吃提子,说提子不能吐皮,怪恶心的。 Washes the grape, Qin Baobao closes right up against younger brother to eat, the ruddy small mouth pū pū pū puts out the grape skin. 洗完葡萄,秦宝宝就靠着弟弟吃起来,红润小嘴里噗噗噗吐出葡萄皮。 „Sweet?” Qin Ze asked. “甜吗？”秦泽问。 „Sweet!” Qin Baobao smiles. “甜！”秦宝宝嫣然一笑。 „Then eats to me.” “那给我吃吃。” „ah~” Qin Baobao feeds younger brother one, „sweet?” “啊~”秦宝宝喂弟弟一颗,“甜吗？” „The elder sister's grape,” Qin Ze gives the thumbs-up: „Sweet!” “姐姐的葡萄,”秦泽竖大拇指:“甜！” „cough cough!” Wang Zijin has chest pains while breathing suddenly, falls down softly. “咳咳！”王子衿忽然一个岔气,软倒在地上。 „Qin Baobao you help me.” Wang Zijin called out. “秦宝宝你过来帮我。”王子衿叫道。 Obviously is my boyfriend, why has to plant by the feeling of show a lot of dog grain. 明明是我的男朋友,为什么有种被秀一肚子狗粮的感觉。 Bastards! 混蛋！ Raises the table! 掀桌啊！ „You help me press the waist, I cannot bend.” Wang Zijin said. “你帮我按着腰,我弯不下去。”王子衿道。 „oh.” Qin Baobao moves, knees „pā dā” kneels down back of Wang Zijin, presses her whole person on the ground, the face is well-grounded. “哦。”秦宝宝挪过来,双膝“啪嗒”一下跪在王子衿背部,把她整个人压在地上,脸着地。 „My waist, my waist broke, flatter ahem snort/hum” Wang Zijin called out pitifully. “我的腰,我的腰断了啊,阿哼哼哼”王子衿惨叫起来。 „Does not press like this, does not want the whole person to kneel, A'Ze saves a life” “不是这样压啊,不要整个人跪上来啊,阿泽救命” Sister Zijin that breaks quickly collapsed. 快散架的子衿姐崩溃了。 Then, although Sister Zijin daily movement, but she does not rehearse the dance, chops a character leg to feel inner thigh to feel terribly hot, the flexibility of waist cannot certainly compared with Yīngyīng Monster. 说起来,子衿姐虽然天天运动,但她不是练舞的,劈一字腿都感觉大腿根部火烧火燎,腰的柔韧性当然不能和嘤嘤怪相比。 Stingy Yīngyīng Monster knelt obstinately for more than ten seconds, „being suddenly enlighted” setting out, puts on airs: „āi yā, Zijin you are all right, blames me, has not grasped the discretion.” 心狠的嘤嘤怪愣是跪了十几秒,才“恍然大悟”的起身,装模作样:“哎呀,子衿你没事吧,都怪我,没把握分寸。” Wang Zijin lies down on the ground, rolls up one group, ultra pitiful. 王子衿躺在地上,蜷缩成一团,超可怜的。 Qin Ze hit to tremble suddenly, he clearly noticed that elder sister looked disdainfully a moment ago Sister Zijin with the indifferent look, looked disdainfully like big shot salted fish, the group lord looks disdainfully to sprout/moe newly. 秦泽忽然打了个寒颤,他分明看到姐姐刚才用冷漠的眼神睥睨子衿姐,就像大佬睥睨咸鱼,群主睥睨萌新。 What did elder sister know? 姐姐是不是知道了什么？ Feeling exhausted physically and mentally Wang Zijin crawls to the sofa goes to the training, Qin Baobao continues to make own yoga, was still a character horse, placed the front the grape, ate while made the yoga. 身心俱疲的王子衿爬到沙发去修养,秦宝宝继续做自己的瑜伽,仍然是一字马,把葡萄放在面前,边吃边做瑜伽。 „A'Ze, helping elder sister press the waist.” elder sister tenderly said: „Hurry up.” “阿泽,帮姐姐压一压腰。”姐姐娇声道:“快点嘛。” Qin Ze circles to elder sister behind, two palms are pasting her back, slowly presses her. 秦泽绕到姐姐身后,两只手掌贴着她的背,慢慢把她按下去。 „Helps elder sister time, five minutes.” “帮姐姐计时,五分钟。” „oh.” “哦。” Pressed a while, elder sister started to gasp for breath, red that the cheek also suppressed, clenched teeth to insist. 压了一会儿,姐姐开始喘气,脸蛋也憋的通红,咬牙坚持着。 Wang Zijin also recovered consciousness, the rotation of the eye, remembers an interesting matter suddenly. 王子衿也缓过来了,眼睛转动,忽然想起一个有趣的事情。 She crawls, crawls to the sofa edge, the cautious finding out body, kissed one on the Qin Ze mouth. 她爬起来,爬到沙发边缘,小心翼翼的探出身子,在秦泽嘴上亲了一口。 The squint of then retaliating shoots at Qin Baobao. 然后报复的斜眼射向秦宝宝。 Then, she finds out the body again, kisses/intimate one on the Qin Ze face, kisses/intimate one on the mouth, this time stretched out the small fragrant tongue to lick his lip. 接着,她再次探出身子,又在秦泽脸上亲一口,在嘴上又亲一口,这次伸出小香舌舔了舔他嘴唇。 Qin Baobao had not detected slightly. 秦宝宝丝毫没有察觉。 Qin Ze was shocked, fuck me, Sister Zijin will really play. 秦泽惊呆了,卧槽,子衿姐真会玩啊。 Originally you are such Paper Towel (zhijin). 原来你是这样的纸巾。 The thieves are exciting. 贼刺激。 Has to plant at the back of the eating chicken that elder sister has an affair. 有种背着姐姐偷情的吃鸡。 Probably where is not right. 诶,好像哪里不对劲。 Wang Zijin's this creativity goes to school in the net, for example a pair of lover hugs, female actually and others kiss. For example a pair of lover hugs again, the boyfriend actually holds hands in the back with another man. 王子衿的这个创意是在网上学来的,比如一对情侣拥抱,女的却和别人亲嘴。再比如一对情侣拥抱,男朋友却和另外一个男人在背后牵手。 Wang Zijin gets a sudden inspiration, held an experiment at the scene. Felt that ultra stimulation, this gives the bosom friend wears green hat feeling, the good acid to be crisp. 王子衿灵机一动,当场就开了次实验。感觉超刺激的,这都给闺蜜戴绿帽的感觉,好酸爽。 Is where is not right? 诶,是不是哪里不对劲？ The bastards, I am the name brand girlfriend. 混蛋,我才是正牌女友啊。 Fall! 摔！ Qin Ze had a dumbfounded expression, Sister Zijin ate dead fly probably suddenly. 秦泽一脸懵逼,子衿姐好像忽然间吃了死苍蝇似的。 I cleaned the teeth in the morning. 我早上刷牙了啊。 I have not eaten the garlic. 我没吃大蒜啊。 „I have a little donkey that I never ride.” “我有一只小毛驴我从来也不骑。” Cell phone ring tone. 手机铃声。 „Is my cell phone?” “是我的手机吗？” „No, is my.” “不,是我的。” Qin Ze fishes out the cell phone, it seems like that the electricity person, „is our family/home spicy heart old radish.” 秦泽摸出手机,看来电人,“是咱们家辣心老萝卜。” He answered the cell phone: „Father.” 他接听手机:“爸。” „Today has free time?” old gentleman sincere voice. “今天有空吗？”老爷子淳厚的嗓音。 „Has, I and elder sisters at home, rest today.” Qin Ze automatic cut over clever son pattern. “有,我和姐都在家呢,今儿休息。”秦泽自动切换成乖儿子模式。 „That comes to the school to help my attending a lesson class.” old gentleman said. “那来学校帮我上堂课。”老爷子道。