My this wave forcefully sensational, probably medicine pellet! 我这一波强行煽情,好像药丸！ Qin Ze is at heart perturbed, deceived so many tears, saw under the Sister Zijin virtuous outer covering, girl most delicate side. So many ashamed lines: „You must like me” and „you having no alternative but to like me” and „most liking A'Ze” and „elder sister making a mistake, asked to forgive”. 秦泽心里七上八下的,骗了这么多眼泪,看见了子衿姐贤惠外壳下,女孩子最柔弱的一面。还有那么多羞耻的台词:“你不可以不喜欢我”、“你不能不喜欢我”、“最喜欢阿泽了”、“姐姐错了,求原谅”。 Such ashamed lines, elder sister that even if shameless has not been hot-tempered, must come in a bosom to hug the younger brother to kill to him, or Life-seizing Scissor Legs, then covers the face yīng yīng to go! 这么羞耻的台词,就算是没羞没躁的姐姐,也要给他来一个怀中抱弟杀,或者夺命剪刀脚,然后掩面嘤嘤而去！ If really elder sister, he instead does not fear. 真要是姐姐,他反而不怵。 My Salted Fish Ze this whole life most adept coaxes elder sister. 我咸鱼泽这辈子最拿手的就是哄姐姐。 But how Sister Zijin must coax, absolutely does not have experience. 可子衿姐要怎么哄呀,完全没经验啊。 The Sister Zijin same place explosion, is completed kills only. 子衿姐原地爆炸,完成单杀。 Sister Zijin the chest has fallen, completes kills only. 子衿姐一个过胸摔,又完成单杀。 He has not thought that the Sister Zijin response so will be big, but thinks the small disciplinary punishment her. 他也没想到子衿姐反应会这么大,只是想小小的惩戒她一下的。 You are mad half dead me, no truth on your routine I, I cannot routine you. Cannot do the men and women to discriminate right. 你把我气个半死,没道理就你套路我,我不能套路你。不能搞男女歧视对吧。 It is not good, in this case, Sister Zijin definitely reasonable, she will not be a woman. 不行,这种情况下,子衿姐肯定不会讲道理的,她也是女人嘛。 Qin Ze remembers some online funny dynamic charts, for example deceives the girlfriend to look own butt, after then the girlfriend shrinks the bedding, puts one fiercely, covers the quilt not to make the girlfriend come out. 秦泽想起网上一些搞笑动态图,比如骗女朋友看自己屁股,然后女朋友缩进被窝后,猛放一个屁,捂着被子不让女朋友出来。 For example exposes to the sun the insolation time, with a magnifying glass, aims at the girlfriend to put on butt of bikini. 比如晒日光浴的时候,拿一个放大镜,对准女朋友穿比基尼的屁股。 For example while the girlfriend sleeps, puts a big snake to enter in the bedding. 比如趁女朋友睡觉的时候,放一条大蛇进被窝里。 Before Qin Ze was also overjoyed, ridiculed that the crooked kernel liked doing. 以前秦泽还乐不可支,嘲笑歪果仁喜欢作死。 Unknowingly, I also same did with the crooked kernel. 不知不觉,我也和歪果仁一样作死了一回。 Wang Zijin attracted the nose, sobbed: „I do not listen to me not to listen. You must certainly say that did not like me, I said that I made a mistake, How Do You Want Me. wū wū wū” 王子衿吸了吸鼻子,哽咽道:“我不听我不听。你肯定要说不喜欢我了,我都说我错了,你还要我怎样。呜呜呜” Also cried. 又哭起来了。 Qin Ze heart one cool, this cried quickly stupid, white, and sweet, later must certainly explode. 秦泽心一凉,这都快哭成傻白甜了,待会肯定要爆炸的。 „You first let loose me, then listened to me to say.” Qin Ze said. “你先放开我,然后听我说。”秦泽道。 Cannot cross the opportunity that the chest falls to her. 不能给她过胸摔的机会。 Wang Zijin loosens the hand, in a complete mess that the small face cries, the tip of the nose is red, the eye socket is red, looks at him timidly, when making Qin Ze remember elder sister to cry the look, was such cat look, not only hope close to you, and was afraid by you are abandoned. 王子衿松开手,小脸哭的一塌糊涂,鼻头红红的,眼眶红红的,怯生生的看他,让秦泽想起了姐姐哭时的眼神,也是这样的小猫儿般的眼神,既希望靠近你,又害怕被你抛弃。 „You know, sees your picture time, I almost exploded.” Qin Ze solemnly said. “你知道吗,看到你照片的时候,我差点爆炸了。”秦泽沉声道。 „A'Ze, I am not intentionally.” The Wang Zijin ticking nose, the long eyelash shivers, nearly must cry. “阿泽,我不是故意的。”王子衿抽抽鼻子,长长的睫毛颤抖,险些又要落泪。 Domineering woman, intelligent woman, will meet one to make her be willing, when stupid, white, and sweet man. 再强势的女人,再聪明的女人,也会遇到一个让她甘愿当傻白甜的男人。 „After knowing is Iron Pillar Zhao, I relax, is very happy. Because I also like Sister Zijin, especially likes.” “知道是赵铁柱后,我松了口气,真的很开心。因为我也喜欢子衿姐,特别喜欢。” Sudden confess, making Wang Zijin be shocked, the joyful appearance ignited from her pupil, bright as crystals beautiful moving. 突如其来的表白,让王子衿愣住了,喜悦的神采从她眸子里燃起,亮晶晶的明媚动人。 „But I am angry very much, I have no way to accept Sister Zijin and other man am intimate with, cannot accept.” Qin Ze serious expression. “但我还是很生气,我没法接受子衿姐和别的男人亲近,一点都不能接受。”秦泽严肃的表情。 Wang Zijin hurries to shake the head. 王子衿赶紧摇头。 „Then this matter I forgave you” the Qin Ze serious nod: „Un, forgave you.” “那么这件事我就原谅你了”秦泽一本正经的点头:“嗯,原谅你了。” Wang Zijin went bad with emotion, throws to the Qin Ze bosom, Xingfudao: „A'Ze was best.” 王子衿感动坏了,扑到秦泽怀里,幸福道:“阿泽最好了。” Ding! 叮！ player Qin Ze receives goods 玩家秦泽收货 This goods cannot trade! 此物品不可交易！ Leniency to those who confess? 坦白从宽？ Does not exist. 不存在的。 I am salted fish, is not the wooden club, the matter that does how possibly confessed. 我是咸鱼,又不是棒槌,这么作死的事情怎么可能坦白。 Side is Sister Zijin the chest has fallen, side is snuggling of Sister Zijin concubine. 一边是子衿姐的过胸摔,一边是子衿姐小女人的依偎。 Smelly salted fish knows how to elect. 臭臭的咸鱼都知道怎么选。 I must work as straightforward boy, said: Sister Zijin, was actually I and Iron Pillar formed a partnership a moment ago routine you. 难道我还要当一个耿直boy,说:子衿姐,其实刚才是我和铁柱合伙套路你的啦。 Iron Pillar is so innocent, such early do not sell him. 铁柱这么无辜,就不要这么早把他卖了。 If Sister Zijin responded that is not such big, Qin Ze confessed with her. Now honest words, not only oneself medicine pellet, but also pit teammate Iron Pillar Zhao. 如果子衿姐反应不是这么大,秦泽就跟她坦白了。现在坦白的话,不但自己药丸,还坑了队友赵铁柱。 The Wang Zijin fawn proceeds along no particular course at heart, is shy and delighted thinking, was his confess? We determined the male and female friend did relate? 王子衿心里小鹿乱撞,又羞涩又欢喜的想,这算不算他表白了？那我们是不是确定男女朋友关系了？ The Sister Zijin brain is chaotic, in nasal cavity one share love sour odor. 子衿姐脑子乱糟糟,鼻腔里一股子恋爱的酸臭味。 Wang Zijin does not have to suspect oneself fell into the pit, is the Qin Ze performing skill is too mainly splendid, loses the sad big boy to develop one super lifelike. 王子衿一点都没怀疑自己掉进了坑里,主要是秦泽演技太出色,把一个失落伤心的大男孩演的超级逼真。 The Qin Ze good and evil exchanged Film Emperor proficient. 秦泽好歹兑换了影帝精通。 Qin Ze arrives at the chin in the Wang Zijin's head, is smelling her light fragrance, narrows the eyes to focus, hurrying to take advantage to enjoy to be the same now. 秦泽把下巴抵在王子衿的脑袋,嗅着她淡淡的香味,眯着眼,赶紧趁现在享受一样。 Proud intelligent Sister Zijin, graceful Sister Zijin, black belly vicious Sister Zijin. 骄傲聪明的子衿姐,落落大方的子衿姐,腹黑手黑的子衿姐。 Ka ka, you have my arms yīng yīng yīng today. 哇咔咔,你也有在我怀里嘤嘤嘤的今天。 Thinks really to have the feeling. 想想真带感。 Then I delete the message, this matter cannot expose absolutely, once exposed me selling the Iron Pillar brother. 回头我就删短信,这件事绝对不能暴露,一旦暴露我就把铁柱兄给卖了。 „Is Sister Zijin, being my girlfriend good.” Qin Ze said in a low voice. “子衿姐,做我女朋友好不好。”秦泽低声道。 Wang Zijin raised the head fiercely, face glowing with health, eye pupil such as including planetesimal, subsequently faintly said: „You not, when salted fish.” 王子衿猛抬头,容光焕发,眼眸如含星子,既而幽幽道:“你不当咸鱼了吗。” Qin Ze: „???” 秦泽:“？？？” Why I am salted fish, when elder sister I am salted fish, when you also I am salted fish? 为什么我是咸鱼啊,姐姐当我是咸鱼,你也当我是咸鱼吗？ Raises the table! 掀桌！ „Don't you regret?” Wang Zijin also said. “你不后悔吗？”王子衿又道。 „I, I regret what/anything.” Qin Ze smiling face unnatural. “我,我后悔什么。”秦泽笑容不自然。 Wang Zijin did not speak, visits him, the pupil light was especially profound. 王子衿不说话,看着他,眸光格外幽深。 Qin Ze has a strange feeling, as if the secret of oneself heart of hearts was revealed by her, naked exposition. 秦泽有种诡异的感觉,仿佛自己内心深处的秘密被她揭开,赤裸裸的暴露出来。 „I thought through.” Qin Ze said. “我想通了。”秦泽道。 After this time matter, he thought through, likes a person, wants bold saying, hides at heart likes does not have any value. 经过这次的事,他想通了,喜欢一个人,一定要大胆的说出来,藏在心里的喜欢没有任何价值。 The Zhang Ya matter also told him, you special were not Yang Guo, had small Guo Xiang to be very anxious for you do not marry lifelong, the time passage of woman like the running water fast, no one has been waiting for you. 张雅的事也告诉他,你特么又不是杨过,有个小郭襄为你牵肠挂肚终身不嫁,女人的年华像流水一样飞快,没有谁会一直等着你。 „I do not think that we turned finally „ look back again are hundred years of body” or „at that time are frustrated”, I love you, liked liking that type very much very much, was worth rejoicing, you also liked me. ” Qin Ze said: „Therefore, is my girlfriend.” “我不想咱们最后变成“再回首已是百年身”或者“只是当时已惘然”,我喜欢你,很喜欢很喜欢那种,值得庆幸,你也喜欢我。”秦泽道:“所以,做我女朋友吧。” „That treasure” “那宝” „Let alone the words, kiss me!” “别说话,吻我！” The Wang Zijin words have not said that because her lip was stopped up by Qin Ze. 王子衿话没说出口,因为她的嘴唇被秦泽堵住了。 Wang Zijin like novel in female protagonist such, „yīng~”, softly in the Qin Ze bosom. 王子衿就像小说里的女主角那样,“嘤咛”一声,软在秦泽怀里。 Qin Ze to kissing always had experience, learned from elder sister there. Kisses three steps: 秦泽对接吻老有经验了,都是从姐姐那里学到的。接吻有三个步骤: One: First licks the lip of opposite party, in the winter the weather is dry, remembers that first lubricates. Many things must first lubricate. 一:先舔对方的嘴唇,冬天天气干燥,记得先润滑。很多事都要先润滑的。 Qin Ze eats to sleek/moist lipstick of mouth, the water fruit-flavor. Wang Zijin wiped the strawberry taste sleek/moist lipstick on the small mouth. 秦泽吃到一嘴的润唇膏,水果味的。王子衿在自己小嘴上抹了草莓味润唇膏。 Two: Sucks the lip of opposite party, sucking of effort, this can achieve „your mouth swells” the effect. 二:吮对方的唇瓣,用力的吮,这样才能达到“把你嘴都亲肿”的效果。 He has tested on elder sister personally, even/including little mouth kiss do not swell, you also had a face saying that loved her? 他在姐姐身上亲自实验过,连小嘴都亲不肿,你还有脸说爱她？ Three: Naturally is sticks out one's tongue! 三:当然是伸舌头啦！ The kiss that does not stick out one's tongue plays the hooligan, the small fragrant tongue of Sister Zijin is soft, bashful. The feeling is shyer than elder sister's, hiding. 不伸舌头的亲吻都是耍流氓,子衿姐的小香舌软软的,羞答答的。感觉比姐姐的还害羞,一个劲的躲。 At night, cold wind, street light! 黑夜,寒风,路灯！ Men and women hug under the street light, kiss. 一对男女在路灯下拥抱,亲吻。 Placing in the domestic-made play and Korean drama is touching one, the audience must deliver applause that type. Places the female frequency article, the readers must brush the fresh flower, celebration male female protagonist builds the fruits of virtue finally. 放在国产剧和韩剧里都是感人至深的一幕,观众们要送上掌声那种。放在女频文,读者们要刷鲜花,庆祝男女主角终于修成正果。 But in the normal world, the man could not control own hand. 但在正常世界里,男人就控制不住自己的手了。 The Qin Ze left hand looks all around the Sister Zijin small slender waist, the right hand caresses the outstanding buttocks that pencil skirt wraps, although does not have the elder sister's plump, but the hand is very high, does not have the slight defect of falling hand. 秦泽左手环顾子衿姐的小纤腰,右手抚上套裙包裹的翘臀,虽然没有姐姐的圆滚滚,但手很高,丝毫没有陷手的瑕疵。 Woman who persisting in exercising, stature good does not want. 坚持锻炼的女人,身材都好的不要不要。 Wang Zijin entire journey dumbfounded. 王子衿全程懵逼。 After long kisses, Qin Ze loosens Wang Zijin, the Wang Zijin link his waist, is raising head, two pairs of pupils look at each other. 长吻之后,秦泽松开王子衿,王子衿环着他的腰,仰着头,两双眸子对视。 The cold wind of the end of January cannot blow the thick love sour odor. 一月底的寒风都吹不走浓浓的恋爱酸臭味。 „A'Ze, this matter, first do not tell Baobao (darling) to be good.” Wang Zijin said in a soft voice. “阿泽,这件事,先别告诉宝宝好不好。”王子衿轻声道。 Qin Ze is silent, looks at her. 秦泽默然,看她。 „This is not you wants.” He said. “这不就是你想要的吗。”他说。 Wang Zijin: „” 王子衿:“” Wang Zijin thinks, is right, he is not a fool, under this salted fish semblance, is hiding very exquisite thoughts. 王子衿想,也对,他又不是傻子,这条咸鱼的外表下,隐藏着一颗很玲珑的心思。 This is she wants, at this time should the small hand pull going home of big hand, then a show show love in front of Qin Baobao, gives her one move understandingly to strike. 这就是她想要的,这时候应该小手牵大手的回家,然后在秦宝宝面前秀一秀恩爱,给她一招会心一击。 The profound heart definitely cannot avoid, but later can cure, then Baobao (darling) can healthy pass very be very long the long relieved years. 痛彻心扉肯定是免不了的,但之后就能治愈了,然后宝宝能够健健康康的度过很长很长一段安心的岁月。 But Wang Zijin was afraid, the fear bosom friend has not resulted in the end does, she that takes seriously Qin Baobao, that is the woman of her being strange bedfellows more than half a year. When she leaves home drifts outside, being duty-bound not to turn back gives shelter to her. 可王子衿害怕了,害怕到头来闺蜜都没得做,她那么重视秦宝宝,那是和她同床共枕大半年的女人呀。在她离家出走漂泊在外的时候,义无反顾的收留她。 Wang Zijin for she can the big slap in the face fan grow up together small elder sister and younger brother. 王子衿为了她可以大耳刮子扇从小一起长大的小姐弟。 For her star way walks is smoother, does not hesitate to call the bearing a grudge father keeps the Shanghai personal connection. 为了她的星途走的更平坦,不惜打电话给正在怄气的父亲留在沪市的人脉。 Does not hesitate for she gangs up with salted fish, this does not calculate, salted fish is she wants to gang up. 不惜为了她勾搭咸鱼哦,这个不算,咸鱼是她自己想勾搭的。 But bosom friend this sickness, must certainly govern, cannot make Baobao (darling) be deeper and deeper. 可闺蜜这病,肯定要治啊,不能让宝宝越陷越深啊。 Wang Zijin looks at Qin Ze one , not good to tell him: Compared us just the definite love offair, I regarded as important with the Baobao's bosom friend sentiment. 王子衿看秦泽一眼,也不好跟他说:相比我们刚刚确定的恋爱关系,我更看重和宝宝的闺蜜情。 small rascal will explode same place. 小赤佬会原地爆炸吧。 „Goes back.” Qin Ze is holding her hand, walks in the direction of family/home. “回去吧。”秦泽牵着她的手,朝着家的方向走。 Wang Zijin looks like a young wife, whatever he is pulling. 王子衿像一个小媳妇,任由他牵着。 Silent is walking, to downstairs, Qin Ze said in a low voice: „Sister Zijin.” 沉默的走着,到了楼下,秦泽低声道:“子衿姐。” Quite a while has not spoken. 半天没说话。 Wang Zijin is tilting the head, staring that the nimble and resourceful pupil, does wink he. 王子衿歪着头,灵动的眸子,一眨不眨的凝视他。 „Remaining years of life, please advise much.” He said. “余生,请多多指教。”他说。 Young most likes promising spatially, at the present easily speaks on the regret rate/lead! 年少最爱空许诺,而今应悔率轻言！ This is a first commitment of my Salted Fish Ze, but, I will not regret! 这是我咸鱼泽的第一个承诺,但,我不会后悔！