Qin Ze bends over one's desk writing, summarizes today the gains and losses of investment plan, invests good and badness of achievement, does not only watch the profit and loss. For example you can gain the 1 million project, because of the operate miss, only gained 900,000, means that you lost money 100,000. Is just like many investors, when the stock rises to 5% undersells, then discovered that it reached the upper trading limit, loves dearly loudly shouted: Owed sends greatly. 秦泽伏案书写,总结今天投资项目的得与失,投资成果的好与坏,不是只看盈亏的。比如你能赚一百万的项目,因为操作失误,只赚了九十万,意味着你亏损了十万。好比很多股民,在股票涨到5%时抛售,然后发现它涨停了,心疼的大呼:亏大发了。 Same truth. 一样的道理。 Therefore Qin Ze must summarize the success and failure, seeks out the issue, avoids making similar mistake again. Spends for one hour to complete this „written self-criticism”, stretches oneself, the nape of the neck ka ka makes noise. By his physical quality, during being long, bends over one's desk the work a little unable to endure. 所以秦泽要总结得失,找出问题,避免再出现类似的失误。花一个小时完成这份“检讨书”,伸懒腰,脖颈咔咔作响。以他的身体素质,长期间伏案工作也有点吃不消。 Since three characters of Qin Ze sincere saying „sorry” after small BMW, Qin Baobao and younger brother are at „in honey mixed with oil” condition. Young wife collects, loves dearly: „Shoulder acid is not sour, elder sister helps you rub.” 自从秦泽在小宝马里诚挚的说出“对不起”三个字后,秦宝宝和弟弟正处在“蜜里调油”的状态。小媳妇似的凑上来,心疼道:“肩膀酸不酸,姐姐帮你揉揉。” Qin Ze said thanks elder sister, then depends toward the elder sister big chest on. Qin Baobao shoves open younger brother, is angry saying: „Held on to your hat.” 秦泽说谢谢姐姐,然后往姐姐大胸上一靠。秦宝宝推开弟弟,嗔道:“坐稳了。” They then sit cross-legged in the sofa, elder sister help younger brother pinch the shoulder. 他俩便盘坐在沙发,姐姐帮弟弟捏肩膀。 Qin Baobao said that comfortable that Qin Ze, elder sister pinches. 秦宝宝说,秦泽,姐姐捏的舒不舒服。 Qin Ze un un the nod, elder sister is clever and deft, lost below. 秦泽嗯嗯点头,姐姐心灵手巧,是在下输了。 Wang Zijin is looking at them, the look is vacant and puzzled, the cold-war state of the day before yesterday being never in contact with each other, went home after yesterday evening hand in hand, relational defrosting that the ice concentrates, turns into elder sister and younger brother that matchmake fell in love with two. 王子衿望着他们,眼神茫然和困惑,前天还是老死不相往来的冷战状态,昨天晚上携手回家后,冰凝的关系解冻,又变成了相亲相爱的姐弟俩。 The sincerity cannot comprehend this to the mental illness. 真心搞不懂这对神经病。 Qin Baobao complained: „Your shoulder was too hard, finger good acid.” 秦宝宝抱怨道:“你的肩膀太硬了,指头好酸。” Qin Ze said: „I also thought that your nail was too long, pinched my good pain.” 秦泽说:“我还觉得你指甲太长了呢,掐的我好痛。” „Does not have small rascal of conscience,” Qin Baobao „pā pā” in Qin Ze head fan two. “没良心的小赤佬,”秦宝宝“啪啪”在秦泽脑瓜扇了两下。 Qin Ze is angry, the body will lie down in the future, presses elder sister on the sofa rubs ruthlessly, suppresses the elder sister's chest with the broad shoulder. Simultaneously launches the both arms to maintain the balance, does not let Qin Baobao salted fish turns over. 秦泽大怒,身子往后一躺,把姐姐压在沙发上狠狠摩擦,用宽阔的肩膀镇压姐姐的胸口。同时展开双臂保持平衡,不让秦宝宝咸鱼翻身。 Wang Zijin saw such a, elder sister and younger brother two in the sofa human pyramid, was lying down, under the back that Qin Ze was sprawled out pressed the elder sister tender and soft body, bosom friend is making an effort to push and shove younger brother from the beginning, but without the success, then abandoned something as beyond redemption, the both arms restrained the Qin Ze's neck, two feet fluttered the Qin Ze's waist, the strip tied down octopus of prey likely, and gave itself to dub: „Ha-ha.” 王子衿就看到了这样的一幕,姐弟俩在沙发叠罗汉,秦泽四脚朝天的躺着,背下压着姐姐娇软的身躯,闺蜜一开始使劲推搡弟弟,但没成功,便破罐子破摔,双臂勒住秦泽的脖子,两脚勾住秦泽的腰,像条缠住猎物的八爪鱼,并且给自己配音:“嘿哈嘿哈。” Qin Ze called out pitifully: „Suffocated suffocated.” 秦泽惨叫:“窒息了窒息了。” „Must strangle your a scoundrel who does not have the conscience, knows all day bullies the elder sister.” Qin Baobao continues „ha-ha”. “就要勒死你个没良心的坏东西,整天就知道欺负姐。”秦宝宝继续“嘿哈嘿哈”。 Wang Zijin sighed. 王子衿叹口气。 In honey mixed with oil? Does not exist. 蜜里调油？不存在的。 Qin Ze was really about to suffocate, this woman started not to have the weight. He put out a hand to pinch in the elder sister soft small waist, elder sister „āi yōu”, really loosened. 秦泽是真快窒息了,这娘们下手没轻重。他伸手在姐姐柔软的小腰掐了一把,姐姐“哎呦”一声,果然松开了。 „Qin Ze you are not clever.” Qin Baobao is shouting with tears, flutters the two legs of his waist to turn upwards, pēng pēng two among the Qin Ze two legs hits hard. “秦泽你一点都不乖了。”秦宝宝含泪喊着,勾住他腰的两只腿翘起,往秦泽两腿之间砰砰两下重击。 Wang Zijin hears Qin Ze groaned, sees him to turn over/to stand up the rolling down sofa, is covering the crotch pain moan. 王子衿听见秦泽闷哼一声,见他翻身滚下沙发,捂着裆痛苦呻吟。 Wang Family little elder sister scared, the cell phone loses, throws examination: „A'Ze didn't you, hurt sorely? Can go to the hospital?” 王家小姐姐吓坏了,手机一丢,扑过来查看情况:“阿泽你怎么了,疼不疼？要不要去医院？” The Qin Ze heart said, my lifeblood by the elder sister resentment two feet, you were said does not hurt sorely, but his sore could not speak. 秦泽心说,我命根子被姐姐怼了两脚,你说疼不疼,但他疼的说不出话来。 Sees rolling up of younger brother dead dog on the ground, is ugly-looking, Qin Baobao also scared, beautiful face changing colors. She knows that she knocked on the man the frailest place. 见弟弟死狗似的蜷缩在地上,面目狰狞,秦宝宝也吓坏了,花容失色。她知道自己无意间磕到了男人身上最脆弱的地方。 „A'Ze, you how, do not have the matter.” The Qin Baobao eye socket is rapid, she only knows that man that place cannot bump, is very frail, but withstanding is many are unable to research, she also grasps blindly, after all has not had the boyfriend. “阿泽,你怎么样,你不要有事啊。”秦宝宝眼眶迅速湿润,她只知道男人那地方碰不得,很脆弱,但承受度是多少无从考证,她也抓瞎,毕竟从没有过男朋友。 Frightened she thinks that the younger brother treasure was knocked by her badly. 吓的她以为弟弟的宝贝被她磕坏了。 „Do you do, tactless.” Wang Zijin air/Qi pushes her, the anxious brow is tight. “你干什么呢,没轻没重的。”王子衿气的推她一把,急的眉头紧蹙。 What to do at this time should? Hugs to take to the hospital? Freezes to call the ambulance? Waits for his natural recovery? 这时候该怎么办？抱起来送医院？原地不动叫救护车？还是等他自然恢复？ Wang Zijin has not met such difficult issue. 王子衿从没遇过这么棘手的问题。 Qin Baobao is nipping the lip, puts out a hand to solve the Qin Ze leather belt, „I have a look.” 秦宝宝咬着唇,伸手去解秦泽皮带,“我看看。” Qin Ze catches one's breath, pats her hand, suppresses is twitching ache: „Do you also want to play the hooligan?” Then comforts two elder sister, „is all right, I slow one slow was good.” 秦泽缓过气来,拍开她的手,强忍着抽搐似的疼痛:“你还想耍流氓？”接着宽慰两个姐姐,“没事,我缓一缓就好了。” motherfucker, eggs is seriously battered. 麻痹,蛋蛋遭受重创。 eggs this type of thing, lacks the protection of muscle and fat, the itself nerve fiber is also developed, will be damaged slightly will cause the fierce ache. The men understand, but two elder sister do not understand, anxious does not want. 蛋蛋这种东西,缺乏肌肉和脂肪的保护,本身神经纤维又发达,轻微受创就会导致剧烈疼痛。男人都懂,但两位姐姐不懂,惶急的不要不要。 This slow is several minutes, in this period Qin Ze was pale, pulls out pain several, was thinking must really go to the hospital to have a look, do not leave behind the internal injury. 这一缓就是好几分钟,期间秦泽脸色发白,是不是抽痛几下,心想着要不要真去医院看看,可别留下暗伤。 „I must tell the father, said that you make Old Qin die without a heir.” Qin Ze ruthlessly pokes the elder sister's forehead with the finger. “我要告诉爸,说你让老秦家断子绝孙。”秦泽狠狠的用指头戳姐姐的额头。 elder sister is shrivelled the mouth, the duck is sitting, suffering appearance that a face scapegoat does not dare to revolt against. 姐姐瘪着嘴,鸭子坐,一脸受气包不敢反抗的委屈模样。 Wang Zijin also extends the finger to poke the forehead of bosom friend, but Qin Ze holds down the hand of Wang Family little elder sister, said, good, we let us not manage her. 王子衿也伸指头去戳闺蜜的脑门,但秦泽按住王家小姐姐的手,说,好了好了,咱们别理她。 The pupil of Qin Baobao bright as crystals flashes through immediately wipes slightly jumps for joy. 秦宝宝亮晶晶的眸子顿时闪过一抹小雀跃。 Such a noisy, Wang Zijin was not in no mood to pursue the play, scolded elder sister and younger brother two several. Then mentions today the online noisy very big Department of Education new file event, and online battle of words like a raging fire. 这么一闹,王子衿也没心情追剧了,数落了姐弟俩几句。然后说起今天网上闹的很大的教育部新文件事件,以及网上如火如荼的骂战。 Qin Baobao is disgruntled: „English is important right, the international language, cannot deny its value. But Chinese Language is the world's one of languages is difficult to study, broad and profound. Cannot compare both with dissemination.” 秦宝宝不悦道:“英语是重要没错,国际语言么,不能否定它的价值。可中文是世界上最难学的语言之一,博大精深。不能用传播度来比较两者。” Qin Ze deep is so, „how many do you go to Weibo round of? Brings honor to broad and profound of Chinese Language?” 秦泽深以为然,“你去微博发几句？弘扬一下中文的博大精深？” Qin Baobao said ill-humoredly: „Do not annoy one crowd of sprayers when the time comes.” 秦宝宝没好气道:“别到时候惹来一群喷子。” „Ding!” The system sound resounds: „Very happy capture desire at heart Host, please is broad and profound rectifying names of Chinese Language. Success reward 100 points, the failure deducts corresponding points. time defined: 24 hours.” “叮！”系统声音响起:“很高兴的捕捉到宿主的心里欲求,请为中文的博大精深正名。成功奖励一百积分,失败扣除相应积分。时间限定:24小时。” The quest of Qin Ze receive, dumbfounded for a long time, Chinese Language was broad and profound, nonsense, Chinese Language is certainly broad and profound, is most difficult to study one of languages as the entire world, as one of the entire world ancient nations, writing nature implication profound cultural base. 秦泽接收的这个任务,懵逼了好久,中文博大精深,废话,中文当然博大精深,作为全世界最难学的语言之一,作为全世界文明古国之一,文字自然蕴含深厚的文化基础。 How can prove? 可怎么证明呢？ This quest is not simple, does not lose „showed that your mother is your mother” this kind of issue. 这任务不简单呐,不输“证明你妈妈是你妈妈”这类问题。 The quest difficulty in „rectifying names” two characters, how rectifies names, rectifies names like whom. At once thinks through, can rectify names through the network way, my elder sister is superstar, pays attention to her person to be many. 任务的难点在“正名”两个字,怎么正名,像谁正名。旋即想通了,可以通过网络途径正名,我姐姐是大明星,关注她的人很多。 How then should rectify names? 那么该如何正名？ Isn't blood related elder sister blood related elder sister? Is blood related elder sister inferior to dry/does elder sister? no no no, Qin Baobao will extinguish him, is not willing to send such dreadful piece decisively. 亲姐姐不是亲姐姐？亲姐姐不如干姐姐？不不不,秦宝宝会灭了他的,断然不愿意发这么猥琐的段子。 Likes younger sister might as well like younger sister? Long good scary and long quite scary? 喜欢上妹妹不如喜欢上妹妹？长的好吓人和长的好吓人？ This and blood related elder sister does elder sister to have what difference. 这和亲姐姐干姐姐有何区别。 Qin Ze falls into racks brains, at this time, listened to pay attention to elder sister of online battle of words to say with a smile: „This person quite funny, sent one string to live the rare word. I know two: Tāotiè.” 秦泽陷入苦思冥想,这时,听关注着网上骂战的姐姐笑道:“这人好逗,发了一串生僻字。我就认识两个:饕餮。” The Qin Ze mind miraculous glow flashes through together, before he remembers is very long, in some interesting video in system mall looking, low system said that from parallel space, copy in that parallel world huge database, enriches the database. Because that parallel world system is in flood, each one hangs big big shot, a word does not change the world at earliest convenience, reduces human IQ, lowered the world literature level, low force system looked for two Host, was killed the dregs by other system's Host easy bang, the determination treats in the opportunity of there no becoming outstanding, therefore used itself to shuttle back and forth the Time-Space advantage, opened the Time-Space tunnel, arrived at this world and throws into the Qin Ze body. 秦泽脑海一道灵光闪过,他想起很久前在系统商城里看的某个有趣视频,low系统自称来自平行空间,拷贝了那个平行世界里庞大的数据库,充实自身数据库。但因为那个平行世界系统泛滥,个个都是吊大的大佬,一言不合就改变世界,降低人类智商,降低世界文学水平,low逼系统找了两任宿主,被其他系统的宿主轻而易举轰杀成渣,自觉待在那里毫无出人头地的机会,于是利用自身穿梭时空的优势,开辟时空隧道,来到这片世界并一头扎进秦泽身体。 Ok, low force system's miserable passing does not need to go into seriously, Qin Ze catches the key point of this quest finally. 好了,low逼系统的悲催过往不必深究,秦泽终于抓到这个任务的重点。 Chinese Language is broad and profound, the stem why must intertwine to have double meaning, I can die they with the fresh rare word resentment. 中文博大精深,何必一定要纠结一语双关的梗,我可以用生僻字怼死他们。 „Elder sister, I gives you one to show off to rub the heat degree the opportunity.” Qin Ze said. “姐,我给你一个出风头蹭热度的机会。”秦泽说。 Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin turn head to visit him, said with one voice: „Do you want to do the matter?” 秦宝宝和王子衿扭头看他,齐声道:“你又想搞事情？” „Words serve.” Qin Ze directs two elder sister, but elder sisters butt just like taking root, pays no attention to him, then has to go to the room to look for the written records, brushed to write a big character. “笔墨伺候。”秦泽使唤两个姐姐,但姐姐们屁股宛如扎根,理都不理他,便只好自己去房间找来纸笔,刷刷写了一大篇字。 Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin collect, said at a loss: „This what thing?” 秦宝宝和王子衿凑过来,茫然道:“这什么东西？” Qin Ze smiles: „New song!” 秦泽神秘一笑:“新歌！” Qin Baobao is pursing the lips: „I do not know these characters.” She looks at Wang Zijin: „You?” 秦宝宝撅着嘴:“我都不认识这些字。”她看王子衿:“你呢？” Wang Zijin rolls the eyes: „My so many fresh rare word, how do you prepare to sing?” 王子衿翻白眼:“我这么多生僻字啊,你准备怎么唱？” „I write one again „ phonetic loan character”, ” Qin Ze brushed to finish, „elder sister, this song did not need too specialized, I taught you to sing several, we patted a video, sent your Weibo.” “那我再写一份“通假字”,”秦泽刷刷写完,“姐,这种歌不需要太专业,我教你唱几遍,咱们拍个视频,发你微博。”