MESIS :: Volume #2

#193: Lives the rare word


The online battle of words is still continuing, evolves Chinese Language English Language to be importantly important from tsukkomi Department of Education. Divides rational party and angry youth party. rational party said, patriotic is the good deed, but we must face the reality, if you will only say Chinese Language, the going abroad goalkeeper is unable to take a single step forward. But your proficient English, where then arrives at to open access. 网上骂战还在继续,从吐槽教育部演变成中文重要还是英文重要。分理智党愤青党理智党说,爱国是好事,但咱们要正视现实,如果你只会说中文,出了国门将寸步难行。而你精通英语,那么走到哪里都畅通无阻。 angry youth party arranges in order the data, said that the entire world uses the Chinese Language person to have 1/4, are not completely less than English. Has the expert of proficient history to elaborate English from the historical angle, said that English true gain of fame and fortune, after should be the second war, during fighting the second war, English status might as well French. The US becomes world Brother old boss, English status when production costs rise, prices rise too, changes to become the international common language. But in ancient Chinese, is the Asian common language, projap Koreans Japan devil what/anything, can several Chinese, cannot come the Heavenly Dynasty to have an audience with embarrassed the study. 愤青党则列数据,说全世界使用中文的人有四分之一,完全不比英语少。更有精通历史的牛人从历史角度阐述英语,说英语真正发迹,应该是二战之后,一战二战期间,英语地位还不如法语。美国成为世界老大哥,英语地位水涨船高,摇身一变成为国际通用语言。而在古代的汉语,也是亚洲通用语言,高丽棒子东瀛鬼子什么的,都会几句汉语,不能都不好意思来天朝觐见学习。 Old person thinks people who the feelings many, will have the older generation very much has not studied the standard spoken Chinese, but does not hinder them to speak the standard spoken Chinese. Therefore these worry the person who the child confuses two languages, is completely the blind worry, instead studies English to as early as possible. Even now, studies gate English, still the convenience looks for the work. Hopes everyone faces the fact.” That big V jumps the speech. “年纪大的人想必感触会多点,很有老一辈的人都没学过普通话,但不妨碍他们会说普通话。因此那些顾虑孩子混淆两种语言的人,完全是瞎担心,反而学英语要趁早。就算现在,学门英语,也方便找工作。希望大家正视事实。”那位大v又跳出来说话。 Good that said that the English importance is self-evident.” “说的好,英语的重要性不言而喻。” I also feel child early one year of study English, early one year of solid foundation.” “我也觉得孩子早一年学英语,就早一年扎实基础。” No brain angered youth were too many.” “无脑愤青太多了。” Applauds.” “鼓掌。” rational party and fans reply, simultaneously sprayer party and angry youth party are also replying. 理智党粉丝回复,同时喷子党愤青党也在回复。 I smiled, your so-called Chinese Language proficient, but can select the spoken language?” “我笑了,你所谓的中文精通,只是会点口语?” „Won't a country of not proficient language, have prospects?” “一个不精通自己语言的国家,会有什么出息?” wèi wèi, my Chinese Language specialized person said that refuses to accept.” 喂喂,我这个中文专业的人表示不服。” I, if two grades start to study English, I estimated that my Chinese Language affirms low to exploding.” “我要是两年级开始学英语,我估计自己的中文肯定low到爆。” About this hot topic, many celebrity also come out to join in the fun. 关于这个热门话题,很多明星也出来凑热闹。 Huang Yuteng round of Weibo said: My elementary school has not studied English fortunately, otherwise I write the song not to write.” 黄宇腾微博说:“还好我小学没学英语,不然我写歌都不会写。” On Li Rongxing Weibo tsukkomi: What is English? Has not listened completely.” 李荣兴微博吐槽:“英语是什么?完全没听过。” Xu Yunhan retransmits Huang Yuteng Weibo. 徐韵寒转发黄宇腾微博 Two three, many celebrity catch up to rub the heat degree, or tsukkomi or approval. Respective fans under replies, the network is such lively, every day has hot searching, every day has the topic. This topic fire discussed this, that topic discussed that. 二个三个,好多明星都赶来蹭热度,或吐槽或赞同。各自的粉丝在下方回复,网络就是这么热闹,每天都有热搜,每天都有话题。这个话题火就讨论这个,那个话题就讨论那个。 Then Qin Baobao also sends Weibo to join in the fun, her what/anything had not said that but sent a video. 然后秦宝宝也发微博凑热闹,她什么也没说,只是发了一段视频。 Has the netizen good singular point to open, the video starts to broadcast, a Zhang Mingliang's pure glass tea table, one page of papers, on the paper write a big section writing. After several seconds, the sporty piano sound gets up, sounds like with the inferior sound effect of cell phone software ball. 有网友好奇点开,视频开始播放,一张明亮洁净的玻璃茶几,还有一页纸,纸上写着一大段文字。几秒后,动感十足的钢琴声响起来,听起来似乎是用手机软件弹的劣质音效。 After piano accompaniment, is the Qin Baobao sound of pleasant to hear: For a long time is very before very long, the big dragon suddenly appears. Brought the disaster to take away the princess to vanish does not see......” 钢琴伴奏之后,是秦宝宝好听的声音:“很久很久以前,巨龙突然出现。带来了灾难带走了公主又消失不见......” Kingdom ten points danger, world who bravest.” “王国十分危险,世间谁最勇敢。” „A formidable catches up, shouted loudly......” the Qin Baobao's sound becomes incredibly moe moe suddenly, I must take the best sword, crossed the highest mountain, rushes in the deepest forest to bring to return to the front the princess.” “一位勇者赶来,大声喊......”秦宝宝的声音忽然变得萌萌哒,“我要带上最好的剑,翻过最高的山,闯进最深的森林把公主带回到面前。” King was happy, is busy at asking his name, the young people think, he said your majesty I called ....... “国王非常高兴,忙问他的姓名,年轻人想了想,他说陛下我叫.......” Qin Baobao incredibly moe moe tone: Talat collapses the spot to result in Betty old man.” 秦宝宝萌萌哒的语气:“达拉崩吧斑得贝迪卜多比鲁翁。” What? 什么? Hears here, the innumerable netizens hoodwinked. 听到这里,无数网友蒙蔽了。 Said again one time,” Qin Baobao also sang: Talat collapses the spot to result in Betty old man.” “再说一次,”秦宝宝又唱了:“达拉崩吧斑得贝迪卜多比鲁翁。” fuck me! 卧槽 Can say one again, has not understood what is heard. The netizens thought. 能再说一遍吗,没听明白。网友们心想。 „, Talat collapses the spot to result in Betty old man.” “是不是,达拉崩吧斑得贝迪卜多比鲁翁。” Right, Talat collapses the spot to result in Betty old man.” “对对,达拉崩吧斑得贝迪卜多比鲁翁。” Heroic Talat collapses, rides the quickest horse......” “英雄达拉崩吧,骑上最快的马......” ....... ....... Big dragon said: I am Kunming map storage Taka raise Court Suva Shirra.” “巨龙说:我是昆图库塔卡提考特苏瓦西拉松。” ! 噗! A netizen old blood spurts. 网友一口老血喷出来。 Comes again one time,” Qin Baobao sang with the low and deep sound: Kunming map storage Taka raises Court Suva Shirra.” “再来一次,”秦宝宝用低沉的声音唱:“昆图库塔卡提考特苏瓦西拉松。” „, Does Quinte violin roast the egg tart soda marathon?” “是不是,昆特牌提琴烤蛋挞苏打马拉松?” „It is not right, is Kunming map storage Taka raises Court Suva Shirra.” “不对,是昆图库塔卡提考特苏瓦西拉松。” Therefore 于是 Talat collapse Baban results in Betty old man 达拉崩巴斑得贝迪卜多比鲁翁 Cuts to approach 砍向 Kunming map storage Taka raises Court Suva Shirra 昆图库塔卡提考特苏瓦西拉松 Then 然后 That big dragon 那个巨龙 Kunming map storage Taka raises Court Suva Shirra 昆图库塔卡提考特苏瓦西拉松 Bit 咬了 That formidable 那个勇者 Talat collapses the spot to result in Betty old man 达拉崩吧斑得贝迪卜多比鲁翁 ............ ............ The netizens first are dumbfounded, in the video one by one radical many fresh rare word, their did not know, really did not know. If not Qin Baobao sings, they even seeing have not seen. After the moment, Qin Baobao's Weibo cooker. 网友们先是目瞪口呆,视频里一个个笔画繁多的生僻字,他们一个都不认识,真的一个都不认识。如果不是秦宝宝唱出来,他们甚至连见都没见过。片刻后,秦宝宝的微博炸锅了。 Chinese expressed had a dumbfounded expression.” “中国人表示一脸懵逼。” I possibly studied false Chinese Language.” “我可能学了假的中文。” I who fuck me, Qin Baobao nicely done, sang suspected the life.” 卧槽,秦宝宝666,唱的我怀疑人生。” My language is not sports teacher teaches, why a character did not know.” “我的语文不是体育老师教的呀,为什么一个字都不认识。” This operation?” “还有这种操作?” Is because very hot Chinese Language English PK sends this video today?” “是因为今天很火的中文英语pk才发这段视频的吗?” Language white learn/study.” “语文白学了。” Language white study + 1.” “语文白学。” I retransmitted this video silently.” “我默默的转发了这篇视频。” This song teaches me to be literate, I thought that should return to the school to pursue advanced studies.” “这首歌教会我认字,我觉得应该回学校深造一番。” Some big V is drinking tea at home, looks under own Weibo, the sprayer and fans debate unceasingly. As the public figure, does not need to debate unceasingly with the Internet users, he wants spiral spring Weibo, naturally has fans and supports his person, abuses each other with these sprayers. 某大v在家里喝着茶,看着自己微博下方,喷子和粉丝争论不休。身为公众人物,没必要和网民争论不休,他只要发条微博,自然有粉丝以及支持他的人,与那些喷子对骂。 Suddenly, he discovered that the top left-hand corner envelope has dozens news to prompt, this number after several seconds, rising dramatically to say 100 to be many, but also is keeping increasing. 忽然,他发现左上角“信封”有数十条消息提示,这个数字在短短几秒后,暴增道一百多,还在不停增加。 The point opens looks, innumerable netizen he, selects the content again, the discovery is a video. 点开一看,无数网友@他,再点开内容,发现是一段视频。 With curious and mood of doubts, he clicks to watch the video. 怀着好奇和疑惑的心情,他点击观看视频。 For a long time is very before very long, the big dragon suddenly appears......” “很久很久以前,巨龙突然出现......” He looks at this video, perspiration of forehead, what everything in disorder, a character did not know. 他看完这段视频,一脑门的汗,什么乱七八糟的,一个字都不认识。 In Weibo, the netizen taunted wantonly: 微博里,网友大肆嘲讽: Well, to be how silent.” “咦,怎么沉默了。” That, that ..... right, is you, said that Chinese Language is unimportant, lies down can also learn, come come come, you give the master to be honest, these characters did you know?” “那个,那个.....对,就是你,说中文不重要的,躺着也能学会的,来来来,你给爷老实说,这些字你都认识?” Sang you to suspect the life, hā hā.” “唱到你怀疑人生,哈哈。” Similar reply increases sharply unceasingly, some spoken languages are more intense. 类似的回复不断激增,还有一些言语更激烈的。 On his face reappearing anger, in input: Lives the rare word, is opportunistic......” thinks, deleted, will only draw on bigger scolding sound. Because he cannot deny, truly does not know these characters, even if braced oneself saying that I knew this words, was teased by more people. Because these characters, even if the outstanding students of Chinese Language department recognize not entire. 他脸上浮现怒气,噼里啦输入:“只是生僻字而已,投机取巧......”想了想,又删了,只会招来更大的骂声。因为他不能否认,确实不认识这些字,哪怕硬着头皮说“我都认识”这种话,也只是被更多的人取笑罢了。因为这些字哪怕中文系的高材生都认不全。 Wait! 等等! We discussed wasn't English should the second grade start to study? 我们讨论的难道不是英语该不该二年级开始学习吗? How the bewildered crooked building became Chinese Language English Language to be importantly important. 怎么莫名其妙歪楼成中文重要还是英文重要了。 He decides remains silent, no longer sends Weibo, does not pay attention to the online scolding sound. 他决定保持沉默,不再发微博,不理会网上的骂声。 This video in the online rapid insane biography, retransmits unceasingly, many people come with admiration, after looking, in abundance publication language white learn/study and I am not Chinese and so on feeling. 这段视频在网上迅速疯传,不断转发,很多人慕名而来,看完之后,纷纷发表“语文白学了”、“我不是中国人”之类的感慨。 Because Qin Baobao is celebrity, the public figure, many celebrity paid attention to her, for example Xu Yunhan. She retransmits the video: not so clear but still feel it's awesome.” 因为秦宝宝明星,公众人物,很多明星都关注了她,比如徐韵寒。她转发视频:“不明觉厉。” Huang Yuteng also retransmitted: I wanted insanely, the circulation broadcast three, unexpectedly was very of pleasant to hear.” 黄宇腾也转发了:“我要疯了,循环播放三遍,居然还挺好听。” Li Rongxing round of Weibo: King, thinks.” 李荣兴微博:“国王,三思啊。” Chen Xiaotong: I must study ten years of Mandarin again . Moreover, the king thought.” 陈小彤:“我还要再学十年国语,另外,国王三思。” Hong Jingyao: King thinks......” 洪敬尧:“国王三思......” This is the king in the tsukkomi video asks the name of formidable. 这是在吐槽视频里国王问勇者的名字。 The netizens love. 网友喜闻乐见。 hā hā, insane.” 哈哈,又疯一个。” I was also insane, the circulation broadcasts n.” “我也疯了,循环播放n遍。” Qin Baobao my Goddess, a video made somebody shut up worthily. The Chinese Language character recognizes not entire, studies what English.” 秦宝宝不愧我女神,一段视频让某人闭嘴了。中文字都认不全,学什么英语。” English must study, but please first learn Chinese Language, hā hā hā.” 英语还是要学的,但请先学好中文,哈哈哈。” To Qin Baobao give a like.” “给秦宝宝点赞。” After several minutes, Xu Yunhan sent Weibo: I thought that this is Qin Ze is doing the matter. @QinBaobao 几分钟后,徐韵寒又发了一条微博:“我觉得这是秦泽在搞事情。@秦宝宝 Qin Baobao quick reply: younger brother is fiercest.” 秦宝宝很快回复:“弟弟最厉害。” The netizens gave are pleasantly surprised bad. 网友给惊喜坏了。 Qin Ze comes out quickly Standing in the Distance, Watching the Passing Childhood.” 秦泽快出来@站在远处看童年。” Qin Ze nicely done.” 秦泽666。” younger brother is really fiercest, Qin Baobao your Flaunting Young Brother Crazed Demon.” 弟弟果然是最厉害的,秦宝宝你个炫弟狂魔。” Summoned Qin Ze, came a video again, we must speculate in the stock market.” “召唤秦泽,再来一段视频,我们要炒股。” Speculates in the stock market + 10086.” “炒股。” Asked big shot to hold a stock training class, we are willing to make a payment.” “求大佬开一个股票培训班,我们愿意交钱。” In family/home. 家里。 Qin Baobao is pleasantly surprised, brushes the cell phone to look at the commentary, beams from ear to ear: „, A'Ze, this can also rub so many heat degree.” 秦宝宝惊喜不已,刷着手机看评论,笑逐颜开:“哇,阿泽,这样也能蹭这么多热度呀。” She extends the arm to hug the Qin Ze's neck, needs reward one.” 她伸胳膊去搂秦泽的脖子,“必须要奖励一个。” Wang Zijin is quick of eye and hand, the narrow squeak holds on her: Baobao (darling), we watch the television.” 王子衿眼疾手快,好险才拉住她:“宝宝,我们看电视。” Qin Baobao stares, faintly said: Looked that your soap opera goes, do not hinder my own younger brother.” 秦宝宝一愣,幽幽道:“看你的肥皂剧去,别妨碍我亲弟弟。” Wang Zijin gets a sudden inspiration: Is dirty, you looked that he has not washed the face in the evening, spicy greasy . Moreover the mite are many, all swallows your mouth.” 王子衿灵机一动:“脏不脏啊,你看他晚上没洗脸,辣么油腻,而且螨虫很多的,全吃进你嘴里。” Qin Baobao knows that this is the bosom friend clever trick, but changes mind thinks, feels somewhat the truth, hit to tremble, „after that me, did not kiss.” 秦宝宝知道这是闺蜜的诡计,但转念一想,觉得有几分道理,打了个寒颤,“那我以后不亲了。” wèi wèi, I can wash the face......” Qin Ze to see the Wang Zijin signboard squint to shoot at itself, is busy at shutting up. 喂喂,我可以洗脸......”秦泽王子衿招牌式斜眼射向自己,忙闭嘴。
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