After the liquor, spits the true words the viewwith the scientific theoryto elaborate that the alcoholmeets the motherfuckercerebral cortex, weakens the brainprocess information the ability, the words that beforedoes not dareto speak, blurted outvery mucheasily,to put it bluntlyis the wordsbrain. Qin Zehave the example, herespondedfortunatelyat that timepromptly, the narrow squeakhas not turned over. Naturally, being dead drunkis not good, spitsis not the truth, butis the nonsense.
酒后吐真言的说法是可以用科学理论来阐述的,酒精会麻痹大脑皮层,削弱大脑处理信息的能力,以前不敢说的话,很容易就脱口而出,说白了就是话不过脑。秦泽自己就有例子,还好他当时及时反应过来,好险才没翻车。当然,烂醉如泥就不行了,吐出来的不是真话,而是鬼话。
The Huang Yicongcheeksare red, the eyeballproliferates the blood threads, intheirshorttimekilledmore than tenbottles of beer, the middle went to threerestrooms. Qin Zeare sober, butalsoa littlesmokes, has not gone tostrangeelder sisterisgoes to bathroom, had a child.黄易聪脸颊通红,眼球遍布血丝,他们短时间内干掉了十几瓶啤酒,中间去过三次厕所。秦泽自己还算清醒,但也有点微熏,以至于没去奇怪姐姐到底是上厕所去了,还是生孩子去了。„Your older sisterthatisreallyattractive,”Huang Yiconggives the thumbs-up: „Cheekattractiveis not unusual, thisyearplastic surgeryfemalecelebritystressesonein a big way, your older sistertype of products imported intactisrare. Rarestisthatfigure, zé zé zé, how does your familyraiseher? Thissecretmusttellme. The chestcandrinkpapaya milkgreatly, buttcurls upwards to be difficult.”
“你姐那是真的漂亮,”黄易聪竖起大拇指:“脸蛋漂亮不稀奇,这年头整容的女明星一抓一大把,你姐这种原装货还是蛮少见的。最难得是那身段,啧啧啧,诶,你们家怎么养她的?这个秘诀一定要告诉我。胸大可以喝木瓜牛奶,屁股翘可就难啦。”Qin Zehappilysmiles: „Is all rightmanyleaves of severalpalms of the hand, yourelder sisterwill also curl upwards......!”秦泽得意一笑:“没事多扇几巴掌,你姐姐也会这么翘......呸!”Hispā pāfan the twopalms of the hand, the heartsaid that Ihave not been drunk, spokewhatnonsense.
他啪啪扇了自己两巴掌,心说我还没醉,说什么胡话。„Youhave not answeredme the issue.”Qin Zecarries the beer bottle.
“你还没回答我问题呢。”秦泽拎起啤酒瓶。„oh oh, Ido not likeeatingnear the nest the grass, ifyourelder sisterhas a liking forme, Iwant the development very much,” the Huang Yicongregretsaid: „Imustget marriednext month, can only mediateyourelder sisterto be predestined friendsunqualified. old broyoumustcomemyweddingwhen the time comes.”
“哦哦,我不喜欢吃窝边草,如果你姐姐看上我,我还是很愿意发展发展的,”黄易聪遗憾说:“不过我下个月要结婚了,只能说和你姐姐有缘无分呐。老弟到时候你一定要来我的婚礼。”Looked that his face„does to the reasonis shallow” the sigh with emotionappearance, probablyQin Baobaoreallyhas only one in mindtohim.
看他一脸“奈何缘浅”的感慨模样,好像秦宝宝真对他情有独钟似的。„Youdo not covetmyelder sisterbeauty, youtake care ofherto do, do not tellmeyouto have a heart that shows solicitude for the staff.”Qin Zeputs down the beer bottlesilently, asked that oneselfhundredcould not ripto ride the doubts of elder sister.
“你不觊觎我姐美色,你这么照顾她干嘛,别告诉我你有一颗体恤职工的心。”秦泽默默放下啤酒瓶,问出了自己百撕不得骑姐的疑惑。„Iam asked,”Huang Yiconghit the liquorbelch.
“我是受人之托,”黄易聪打了个酒嗝。„Is asked to?”Qin Zewas startledbeing startled, pursuesasks: „Bywhoserequest?”
“受人之托?”秦泽怔了怔,追问道:“受谁之托?”„The person of ShanghaiRadio and TV Bureau, we make thisline, frequentlyhas to dowith the person of radio and TV, after your older sisterentersmyStar Skills, radio and TVthat sidepersoncalledto sayme. Letmymanyilluminations.”Huang Yiconghehesaid: „Your familyrelationship networkis so big, Qin Baobaomixes the entertainment worldto be appropriate, does not needto be worried about the everything in disorderunspoken rule.”
“沪市广电局的人,我们做这行的,经常和广电的人打交道,你姐入我星艺后,广电那边的人就打电话跟我说过了。让我多多光照。”黄易聪嘿嘿道:“你家关系网这么大,秦宝宝混娱乐圈再合适不过,不用担心乱七八糟的潜规则。”Qin Zebydumbfounded that hedoes fool, the ShanghaiRadio and TV Bureau? My motherhousewife, myfatherbrokenuniversityprofessor, good, Economics Uniprofessoris truly fierce, has the personal connectionto have the bank note, butRadio and TV Bureau and my familyeightpolescannot project onone, others sectiongate guardcannot give the Economics Uniprofessorface, discussedwhatpersonal connection?秦泽被他唬的一愣一愣,沪市广电局?我老妈一个家庭主妇,我老爸一个破大学的教授,好吧,财大教授确实厉害,有人脉有票子,但广电局和我家八个杆子都打不到一处去,人家部门一个门卫都可以不给财大教授面子,谈何人脉?IsWang Zijin?
难道是王子衿?Wang Zijinsaidoneselfandin the family/homehad a falling out, butsheeventuallyis the Wang Familydaughter of first wife, herfatheroperatesso manyyearsinShanghai, won a promotionCapital Cityto go, butShanghairelationship networkdefinitelyalso.王子衿说自己和家里闹翻了,但她终究是王家嫡女,她老爸在沪市经营这么多年,升官回京城去了,但沪市的关系网肯定还在。
A Wang Familylittle elder sistertelephone, gives the solution the issue that Idid have a headache about? WhatmeaningItry hardalsoto have, can'tacting cool the wordsin front ofelder sister, whatmeaningIstrugglealsoto have? Might as wellgo hometo makesalted fishto be good.王家小姐姐一个电话,就把我头疼的问题给解决了?那我努力还有什么意思,不能在姐姐面前装逼的话,我奋斗还有什么意思?不如回家做咸鱼好了。Thinks ofhere, hepulls out the cell phonesubconsciously, actuallytouchedspatial. Recallssuddenly, the cell phonefellon No. 7passenger compartment, thenrememberedsuddenly, your mother, Icameherenearlya halfhour, elder sisterwaslives the monkeyto go, lived the monkey. Goes to bathroomto takea halfhour? Su Yudried in the sunbymein the passenger compartmentis so long, killsmyheartto have.
想到这里,他下意识去掏手机,却摸了个空。恍然记起,手机落在七号包间了,然后又恍然想起,尼玛,我来这里快半个小时了,姐姐是生猴子去了,还是生猴子去了。上个厕所要半个多小时吗?苏钰被我晾在包间这么久,杀我的心都有了吧。„Chief Huang, Ifirstwalked,” the Qin Zeracket the shoulder of Director-General, saidhappily: „Ihateyou, yougavemyone, whenreason of salted fish.”
“黄总,我先走了,”秦泽拍拍总裁的肩膀,开心的说:“我恨你,你又给来了我一个当咸鱼的理由。”Hesaid goodbye toHuang Yicong, firstwent to the restroomto release the spatialurinary bladder, the reddening all over the facereturnpassenger compartment.
他告别黄易聪,先去厕所泄空膀胱,满脸通红的返回包间。
No. 7passenger compartmentno one, the service personpushing a cartdining carhas tidied up the tableware, sees, the surpriseinquired: „Mister, what matterbut alsothere is?”
七号包间早已没人,服务员推车餐车收拾碗筷,见到进来,诧异询问:“先生,还有什么事吗?”„Inpassenger compartmentthatwoman?”
“包间里那位女士呢?”„Paid upto leave.”
“结账离开了。”
The expectedmatter, onlyfeared that he impressioninSu Yuheartsuffered a disastrous decline.
意料之中的事情了,只怕他在苏钰心中的印象一落千丈了。Qin Zesaid that hiscell phonefell the passenger compartment, but the service personshook the headin abundance, expressed that has not seen.秦泽说他手机落包间了,但服务员纷纷摇头,表示没看见。
Did Su Yutake awaymycell phone? ThoughtIhave left, considers as finished, tomorrowwill askher to and that's the end.苏钰把我手机拿走了?是觉得我已经离开了么,算了算了,明天找她要就是了。
......
......Qin Baobaoreturns to the passenger compartment, had a scareby the presentscene. The tablecup boardin confusion, the spatialbeer bottleexhibitsalong the tableedge, the vegetable/dishalsoeatswas similar.秦宝宝返回包间,被眼前的景象吓了一跳。餐桌杯盘狼藉,空啤酒瓶沿着餐桌边缘摆开,菜也吃的差不多了。Reddening all over the face that Huang Yicongdrinks, is drinking the strong tea that the service personmakesto sober upat this time.黄易聪喝的满脸通红,此时正喝服务员泡的浓茶解酒。Whatsituation? A person can also drinksuch? Qin Baobaowells upto the apologyword of mouthswallows back. Quickshediscovered that the situationis not right, somepeoplehave come, because ofhertableware.
什么情况?一个人也能喝的这么嗨?秦宝宝涌到嘴边的道歉词又咽了回去。很快她就发现情况不对,有人来过了,因为她的碗筷被人动过。Anypersonis not so tasteful, othershave eaten the chopsticksalsouse......
什么人这么不讲究,别人吃过的筷子也用……„Youryounger brotherhas come.”Huang Yicongsaid,hedoes not seem likelike the appearance of getting drunk, lookdim, butis not blurred. Explained that heis sober.
“你弟弟来过了。”黄易聪说,他看起来一点也不像喝醉的模样,眼神略带朦胧,但不迷离。说明他是清醒的。„Youryounger brothermayreallybe ableto drink, almostdrankto lieme.”Huang Yicongsaid with a smile.
“你弟弟可真能喝啊,差点把我喝趴了。”黄易聪笑道。Isaid how thissmall rascalquite a whiledoes not come back, originally here slidto get money.
我说这小赤佬怎么半天不回来,原来溜这边打秋风来了。„Hehas not spoken any strangewordstoyou.”Qin Baobaoanxiousasking, was mad after byhimcries, theircold warto the present, small rascaldoes not know that lostwhattemper, normally the Hang Metromatterhad passed, should nothave the sequelato be rightagain.
“他没跟你说什么奇怪的话吧。”秦宝宝紧张的问,被他气哭后,他们冷战到现在,小赤佬不知道发了什么神经,按说杭城的事已经过去了,不应该再有后遗症才对。Huang Yicongbeckons with the hand: „Youryounger brotheris very interesting, Ithink that hecanbe an eccentricartistorhipsterwhat/anything, has not thoughtcompletelynot.”黄易聪摆摆手:“你弟弟很有趣,我本以为他会是个脾气古怪的艺术家或者文青什么的,没想到完全不是嘛。”„What did youandhediscuss?”
“您和他谈了什么?”„Chats the Shanghaibeforehandred-light districtcasually, onyour familythat side......”Huang Yicongsees the Qin Baobaocomplexiononeblack, livesbusily, hā hā, „hecares aboutyouvery much, asked why Itake care ofyou. Wrapsmywordsto comespecially, actuallyendurednot to sayactually,drewmeto drinkquite a whileopened the mouthto probe.”
“随便聊了聊沪市以前的红灯区,就你们家那边的……”黄易聪见秦宝宝脸色一黑,忙顿住,哈哈一声,“他很关心你,问我为什么这么照顾你。专门套我话来的,却硬是忍着不说,拉着我喝了半天才开口试探。”Huang Yiconggives the thumbs-up: „Understood that withman who the liquorleads the way, in the futurewill have prospects.”黄易聪竖起大拇指:“懂得用酒开路的男人,将来都会有出息。”„Why did heask?”
“他为什么这么问?”„Feared that Iconspiretoyou,”Huang Yicongsaid with a smile: „Beforehas toldyou, is the people of Radio and TV Bureauhas notifiedme. Myoriginal wordstoldhim.”
“怕我对你图谋不轨呗,”黄易聪笑道:“之前跟你说过了,是广电局的人跟我打过招呼。我原话告诉他了。”„Onehear of Ido not have the ideatoyou, hefelt at easeimmediately, justwalkedshortly.”
“一听我对你没想法,他立马安心了,刚走没多久。”„Does hereallycomeforthis?” The Qin Baobaocorners of the mouthturn upwards.
“他真为这个来的?”秦宝宝嘴角翘起。„Thatalsohas the false.”Huang Yicongsaid: „Youryounger brothercares aboutyouvery much, the beer bottlecarried. So long asIsaid that „ thinks”, hiscomesoneroundtowardmyforehead. ”
“那还有假。”黄易聪说:“你弟弟很关心你嘛,啤酒瓶都拎起来了。只要我说一个“想”,他准往我脑门来一发。”
The Qin Ze'spetty actionhewatches, looks throughdoes not divulge.秦泽的小动作他都看在眼里,看破不说破而已。„Chief Huang, do youneedto look for the generationto harness? Do Ihelpyourapproximatelyone?” The Qin Baobaocorners of the mouthsmiling facespreads, althoughwantsto catch up withyounger brotherimmediately, but the boss here, is not goodto abandonhimto leave.
“黄总,你需要找代驾吗?我帮你约一个?”秦宝宝嘴角笑容扩散,虽然很想立马追上弟弟,但上司还在这儿,不好撇下他走人。Huang Yicongnarrows the eye: „Why don't youdelivermeto go back?”黄易聪眯眼:“为什么你不送我回去?”„Myyounger brotherdrankso manyliquor, Imustdeliverhimto go home.”Qin Baobaonaturaltone.
“我弟弟喝了这么多酒,我要送他回家。”秦宝宝理所应当的语气。ThisreasonItook...... Huang Yicongto sigh: „Youfirstwalk, Imake the drivermeet the personlater, must sitoneto sober up.”
这理由我服了……黄易聪叹了口气:“你先走吧,我待会让司机过来接人,现在要坐一会醒醒酒。”Qin BaobaosaidChief Huangto say goodbye, is stepping on the high-heeled shoestreadtread.秦宝宝说黄总再见,踩着高跟鞋蹬蹬蹬走了。Qin Zestandsin the roadside, looks that taxisroll by, majoritysits the guest, some smallemptycar(riage)slook but not seeQin Ze, sincethere is a sometaking taxisoftware, the emptycar(riage)did not manage the passer-by, youmustsee the taxi that beckonednot to stopfiercely, possiblysped along meeting the road of person.秦泽站在路边,看着一辆辆出租车驶过,大部分都坐着客人了,小部分空车则对秦泽视而不见,自从有了某打车软件,空车就不怎么理路人了,你要看见猛招手不停车的出租车,可能就是飞驰在接人的路上。
The cell phonedid not have, hehas no wayto make the car(riage).
手机没了,他也没法约车。RedsmallBMWdrivesfast, stopsin the roadside, the car windowdrops, firstattractshisis the brownhigh-heeled shoes of copilotposition, then the elder sistergracefulphysique and charmingcheekappearin the Qin Zeline of sight.
一辆红色小宝马飞快驶来,停在路边,车窗玻璃下降,首先吸引他的是副驾驶位的棕色高跟鞋,然后姐姐曼妙的身姿以及娇媚的脸蛋出现在秦泽视线中。„handsome fellow, makes.”
“帅哥,约吗。”„Canpā pā?”Qin Zeships out the sexual harasserappearance.
“能啪啪吗?”秦泽装出色狼模样。„Can,”elder sisterthrowcharming eyestowardher, „howwantspāonhowpā.”
“能,”姐姐朝她抛媚眼,“想怎么啪就怎么啪。”Qin Zesinceresay/way: „Thatis not good, Iam not that casualperson.”秦泽正色道:“那不行,我不是那么随便的人。”Healsowantsto teaseseveralwithelder sister, Qin Baobaoscolds: „small rascalrolls, yourubbishto be many, herecannotstop, thinks that elder sisterwas deducted points?”
他还想和姐姐调侃几句,秦宝宝骂道:“小赤佬滚上来,就你废话多,这里不能停车,想姐姐被扣分么?”Qin Zeinstigatedimmediately, opens the vehicle door, first low, gets in the car(riage), takes advantage of opportunityholds the co-pilot positionhigh-heeled shoesin the bosom.秦泽当即怂了,拉开车门,头一低,钻进车里,顺势把副驾位的高跟鞋捧在怀里。So manyyears, everythingwent on a journey, heactsto help the shoeschild of elder sisterhandful ofhigh-heeled shoes.
这么多年了,凡是出行,他都充当帮姐姐捧高跟鞋的鞋童。little red BMWstarts, fleesspeedilyto the distant place.小红马发动,一溜烟窜向远方。
The Qin Baobaovisualfront, the corners of the mouthshoulder: „Does handsome fellow, whichpāgo to? Jinmaoandglobalcentralbuilding.”秦宝宝目视前方,嘴角挑起:“帅哥,去哪儿啪?金茂、环球还是中心大厦。”Qin Zesidestares atelder sister, lookslip angle that sheturns upwards, brow tip of flying upwards, eyesgracefulpupil, hecanknow the elder sisterjoyfulfeelingsthroughthesedetails.秦泽侧头凝视姐姐,看她翘起的唇角,飞扬的眉梢,秋波盈盈的眸子,通过这些细节他能感受到姐姐愉悦的心情。„Goes hometo sleep.”Qin Zerolls the eyes.
“回家睡觉。”秦泽翻白眼。Normallyelder sistershouldtoownicy coldbe, during the cold war, elder sisterlooks athimlikelooking atsalted fish, canbegoodyounger brotherabsolutely not.
按说姐姐应该对自己冷冷冰冰才是,冷战期间,姐姐看他就像看咸鱼,断不能是好弟弟。„How haven't youwalked, eat mealto eat the restroomto live the monkey?”
“你怎么还没走,吃饭吃到厕所生猴子了?”Qin Baobaobah, „wholives the monkey, your? The elder sisterwasseesyourWhite Lotus Flowerboss.”秦宝宝呸一声,“谁生猴子,你的吗?姐是去见你那个白莲花上司去了。”„White Lotus Flower?”Qin Zeis stunned: „Withherblindbì bì, Ido not have nothingwithher. The White Lotus Flowerwhat/anythingmeaning, do not take the nicknamerandomly.”
“白莲花?”秦泽愕然:“你别跟她瞎哔哔啊,我跟她没什么的。还有白莲花什么意思,别乱取绰号。”White Lotus FlowerandBlue Lotus Flowerare notgoodword, the formeris the Holy Motherprostitute, the latteris not concerned about face.白莲花和碧莲花都不是好词儿,前者是圣母婊,后者是不要脸。Qin Baobaocheekred, it seems likeoneselfare at heart notoriousinyounger brother.秦宝宝脸蛋红了一下,看来自己在弟弟心里已经臭名昭著了。„Alsowithoutsayingwhat/anything, chatscasually.”Qin Baobaoafraidsay/way.
“也没说什么,就是随便聊聊而已。”秦宝宝心虚道。„Chatscasually?” The Qin Zewhole face„Ibelieveyourmeam notyouryounger brother”expression.
“只是随便聊聊?”秦泽满脸“我信你我就不是你弟弟”的表情。„Iknow that shewasyourbossI can also saywhat/anything......”Qin Baobaolivedsuddenly.
“我都知道她是你上司了我还能说什么......”秦宝宝忽地顿住。„Ifsheisn'tmyboss?”Qin Zeclosely examines.
“如果她不是我上司呢?”秦泽追问。„āi yā are youbothersome, tramplesyouto get downagainwordy.”
“哎呀你烦不烦啊,再啰嗦踹你下去。”„, Suchgracefulyounger brother are youalso willingto trample?”
“哇,这么帅的弟弟你也舍得踹?”„Myalsoexpertripssmall rascal.”Qin Baobaoclenches teeth.
“我还能手撕小赤佬呢。”秦宝宝咬牙。Qin Zestarts to speak but hesitates, hewantsto apologize, on that dayno cause nor reasonwas ominousshe, becausewantsto understand something, heinstigated, hewantsto avoid, did not mention.秦泽欲言又止,他想道歉来着,那天无缘无故凶她,但因为想明白了某件事,他就怂了,他想回避过去,不去提及。„Hostquickapology.”systemcameonesuddenly.
“宿主快道歉。”系统冷不丁来了一句。„Mmp, do youjoin in the fun, get the hell out.”
“mmp,你凑什么热闹,滚蛋去。”„Ding, to elder sisterQin Baobaosay that sincerelysound „ sorry”, successreward5points, the failurededucts100points. ”
“叮,请向姐姐秦宝宝诚挚的说声“对不起”,成功奖励五点积分,失败扣除100点积分。”„MymymyI...... Igo.”
“我我我我......我去。”„Youdo not use, youopen the mouthon the line.”
“你不用去,你开口就行。”„Whysuccessreward5points, the failureactuallybuckles100points, Irefuse to accept.”Qin Zeis dumbfounded.
“为什么成功奖励五点积分,失败却扣100点,我不服。”秦泽目瞪口呆。„Thisisdesire at heartHost.”
“这是宿主的心里欲求。”„Bah, Ido not havedesire at heartthisperverted. Do not fling the pottome.”
“呸,我才没这种变态的心里欲求。你别把锅甩给我。”„Youhave,” the system'ssoundis very steady: „questoriginatesfrom the psychological desire of Host, Hostyourintestinesregretwas blue, youlong for that said the soundto sorrytoelder sister, anxiouswantsto comfortelder sister, butyouareartificial.”
“你有,”系统的声音很稳:“任务来源于宿主的心理欲求,宿主你肠子都悔青了,你渴望向姐姐说声对不起,急切的想安抚姐姐,但你就是矫情。”„Godmotherf**keris artificial, 5pointscanexchange anything.”
“神tm矫情,五点积分能兑换什么东西。”„Five centscango shopping.”systemasked back.
“5分钱能买什么东西。”系统反问。Thisis also good, hassystemtomeunder the stair.
这样也好,有系统给我台阶下。Qin Zecoughs, pretendscarelessis looking atout of the window, „elder sister, sorry.”秦泽咳嗽一声,装作漫不经心的望着窗外,“姐,对不起。”Qin Baobaogawkedstaring, turns headto ask: „Whatsorry.”秦宝宝愣了愣,扭头问:“什么对不起。”Qin Zehad not replied,hecommunicatesin the mindandsystem: „Hasn't questcompleted?”秦泽没回答,他在脑海里与系统沟通:“任务没完成?”„Hostdo not neglect „ sincerely”twocharacters. ” systemsaid.
“宿主别忽略“诚挚”两个字。”系统说。„Elder sister, falls the cell phonethatlate......”Qin Zeto saygently: „Sorry.”
“姐,摔手机那晚......”秦泽轻轻道:“对不起。”Qin Baobaois sipping the lip, saidlightly: „elder sisteris in any case unimportant, youwantto scoldscold, neverwithhaving scruplesmyidea.”秦宝宝抿着唇,淡淡道:“反正姐姐又不重要,你想骂就骂,从来不用顾忌我的想法。”„Sorry.”Qin Zesaid,hisvoiceis very light, the expressionis very optional, but the toneis especially serious, „Ishould notspeaktheseexcessivewordstoyou.”
“对不起。”秦泽说,他声音很轻,表情很随意,但语气格外沉重,“我不该对你说那些过分的话。”
The Qin Baobaovisualfront, did not speak, the eye socketwas moist.秦宝宝目视前方,不说话,眼眶湿润。Somepeoplealwayslikeplaying the temperto throw a tantrum, butsheispaper tiger.
有些人总爱耍性子闹脾气,但她是纸老虎。Somepeopleseeminglygive inamiably, the wordscharactercharacter that buthesaidtouches somebody's sore spot.
有些人看似随和迁就,但他说的话字字扎心。A'Ze, beforeyou, elder sisteris onlypaper tiger.阿泽,在你面前,姐姐只是纸老虎。
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