The post exploded instantaneously, a whoa piece. 帖子瞬间炸了,惊叹声一片。 „fuck me, Layer Lord was flamboyant big.” “卧槽,层主牛逼大了。” „I can also say what/anything, I except for nicely done, have had nothing to say in reply.” “我还能说什么,我除了666,已经无言以对。” „Envies the envy to hate.” “羡慕嫉妒恨。” „Does big shot, on your leg also lack the pendant?” “大佬,你腿上还缺挂件吗？” „Layer Lord penguin number how many? Has the public number? In the evening teaching video? I want to follow you to speculate in the stock market, is willing to make a payment.” “层主企鹅号多少？有公众号吗？晚上来教学视频吗？我想跟着你炒股,愿意交钱。” „This stock reached the upper trading limit for a week, was supposing the momentum will continue to get down fiercely, if the poster really bought, whatever happens|10 million do not throw.” “这支股涨停一个多星期了,估摸着势头会继续猛下去,如果楼主真的买了,千万别抛。” „A stock enrichment series.” “一支股发家致富系列。” This has dozens replies instantaneously, but the post withstood/top the home page. Has more people to see the post, selects, then discovered the picture. 这层瞬间就有几十个回复,而帖子则被顶到了首页。有更多的人看到帖子,点进来,然后发现了图片。 Person who has the reason raised the question, „Layer Lord, your chart has not demonstrated time, how we know that you just did write?” 有理智的人提出疑问,“层主,你这张图并没有显示时间,我们怎么知道你是不是刚写的？” „Yes, acting cool technology low to exploding.” “就是,装逼技术low到爆。” „Oh, turned over.” “唉,翻车了。” „Person who Before a Crowd Shows One's Sagacity Layer Lord, currently unpopular acting cool, has the technology.” “层主,现在都不流行装逼了,有技术的人都人前显圣。” Layer Lord acting cool is inadequate, instead became the final word, helplessly said: „Actually this is not the picture of my original, this is I online saw that but I use the moral integrity to guarantee, this chart is bull stock catches up absolutely the beforehand forecast.” 层主装逼不成,反成了煞笔,无奈道:“其实这不是我原创的图片,这是我在网上看到的,但我用节操保证,这张图绝对是牛股发力之前的预测。” „Does Layer Lord have the moral integrity?” “层主有节操么？” „Moral integrity is anything, does not exist.” “节操是什么东西,不存在的。” „Layer Lord is still putting up a last-ditch struggle.” “层主还在垂死挣扎。” Layer Lord angrily said: „The LazyCat video, " Celebrity Gossip » thirteenth period, you look. This is Qin Baobao's younger brother writes.” 层主怒道:“懒猫视频,《明星八卦》第十三期,你们自己看。这是秦宝宝的弟弟写的。” „Real false, when has big-breasted sister recorded «Celebrity Gossip»?” “真的假的,大奶妹什么时候录过《明星八卦》了？” „Is Uh, what «Celebrity Gossip»?” “呃,《明星八卦》是什么？” „The original variety show of LazyCat video official platform, no characteristics, the looked person are few.” “懒猫视频官方平台的原创综艺节目,没什么特色,看的人少。” „Has a look, must look to big-breasted sister.” “去看看,冲大奶妹也要去看。” This matter starts from the stock forum, later the rapid fermentation, " Celebrity Gossip » network program was dug up, is accompanying under the background of stock market fire, conquered the general netizens instantaneously. A small support blackboard, was actually manufactured the dynamic chart, through forum and post, Weibo and chat group wait/etc. channel disseminations. In very long time, became the netizens acting cool sharp weapon, just like the humor, is all right sends one round. The hit rate of that issue of program is rising dramatically dozens over a hundred times, the innumerable not so clear but still feel it's awesome netizens come to surround. 这件事从股票论坛开始,之后迅速发酵,《明星八卦》网络节目被扒出来,伴着股市大火的背景下,瞬间征服了广大网友。一张小小的支架黑板,却被制作成动态图,通过论坛、贴吧、微博、聊天群等等渠道散播。在很长一段时间里,成了网友们装逼的利器,和滑稽一样,没事就发一发。连带着那期节目的点击量暴增数十上百倍,无数不明觉厉的网友前来围观。 „New Stock God was born, manual 100 6.” “新的股神诞生了,手动一百个六。” „This holds in the mouth did not have the natural justice, this was one month ago video, at that time Black Ass Sciences k line also with salted fish.” “这叼的没天理了吧,这是一个月前的视频,那时候黑驴科技的k线还和咸鱼似的。” „Qin Ze was too fierce, I have thought he was the writer who wrote the song, your mother, you told me him are social sciences student!!” “秦泽太厉害了吧,我一直以为他是写歌的文人,尼玛,你却告诉我他是理科生！！” „This day has not sent, daily knows acting cool, I could not have installed him.” “这日子没发过了,天天就知道装逼,偏偏我还装不过他。” „Suddenly is good to envy Qin Baobao, not only will write the song younger brother that and can make money, what celebrity but also works as? In the dull family/home made merry.” “忽然好羡慕秦宝宝,有一个既会写歌又能赚钱的弟弟,还当什么明星？呆家里吃喝玩乐好了。” „I do not envy younger brother, elder sister eventually is the floating clouds, the wife is a kingly way, I want Qin Ze take home.” “我一点都不羡慕弟弟,姐姐终究是浮云,媳妇才是王道,我要把秦泽抱回家。” Then Qin Baobao's Weibo exploded, Qin Ze's Weibo also exploded. 接着秦宝宝的微博炸了,秦泽的微博也炸了。 The netizens surround. 网友纷纷围观。 „Stock God, I the heavy warehouse buy the gold/metal wooden science and technology today, can reach the upper trading limit tomorrow?” “股神,我今天重仓买了金木科技,请问明天能涨停吗？” „Stock God, everyone said that bull market can make money, but I have owed the 3,000 block, can I also be saved?” “股神,大家都说牛市能赚钱,可我已经亏了三千块,请问我还有救吗？” „Asked Stock God to bring my acting cool to lead me to fly.” “求股神带我装逼带我飞。” „Qin Ze I love you, leads me to speculate in the stock market quickly.” “秦泽我爱你,快带我炒股。” „Husband, we go home smooch dá , we do not go home to speculate in the stock market.” “老公,我们回家么么哒,啊不,我们回家炒股。” „So long as Stock God leads me to speculate in the stock market, can casual pā pā pā.” “只要股神带我炒股,可以随便啪啪啪。” Creates a disturbance , joins in the fun sincerely...... 起哄的,真心的,凑热闹的...... LazyCat video official. 懒猫视频官方。 „Leadership, our «Celebrity Gossip» program broke through the 10 million click.” “领导,咱们的《明星八卦》节目突破一千万点击了。” „Which program? Hit rate highest isn't more than 5 million?” “哪个节目？点击率最高的不是才五百多万吗？” „Is the hit rate explosive table of thirteenth period program, promoted the total hit rate.” “是第十三期节目的点击率爆表,推动了总点击率。” „What's the matter?” “怎么回事？” „You look, Qin Baobao that period.” “您自己看,秦宝宝那一期。” Most shocking, when is Xue Mei, she is Host of this grade of program, if not Black Ass Sciences is sudden appearance, she forgets also to have this quickly. Cameraman Old Wang extremely rejoiced, remembers at that time he also said plausibly Black Ass Sciences is the trash stock, luckily when postproduction processed his words, otherwise he currently estimates that was net celeb, ridiculed net celeb. 最震惊的当属薛梅,她是这档节目的主持人,如果不是黑驴科技异军突起,她都快忘记还有这茬。摄像师老王则万分庆幸,记得当时他还振振有词说黑驴科技属于垃圾股,幸好后期制作时把他的话处理掉了,不然他现在估计是网红了,被人嘲笑的网红。 Xu Yunhan also comes out to join in the fun, retransmits that support blackboard picture, with character: „My younger brother is best, my younger brother is fiercest. @QinBaobao” 徐韵寒也出来凑热闹,转发那张支架黑板图片,配字:“我弟弟最棒,我弟弟最厉害。@秦宝宝” Weibo sends out is less than a half hour, reply several thousands. 微博发出不到半小时,回复量数千。 „younger brother? When Qin Ze became your younger brother, did younger brother?” “弟弟？秦泽什么时候成你弟弟了,干弟弟？” „In building just passed the net to be inadequate, does not know the Qin Baobao Jianghu person: Flaunting Young Brother Crazed Demon.” “楼上的刚通网不成,不知道秦宝宝江湖人称:炫弟狂魔。” „This is obviously teasing Qin Baobao.” “这明显在调侃秦宝宝啊。” „Qin Baobao: Snort, you think that my Flaunting Young Brother Crazed Demon title did call white/in vain?” “秦宝宝:哼,你们以为我炫弟狂魔的称号是白叫的？” „To be honest, I must have such younger brother, I also show off daily.” “说实话,我要有这样的弟弟,我也天天炫耀。” 8 : 30 pm. 晚上 8 点半。 Qin Baobao finished this week of second time business developing, in acts as in the passenger compartment of backstage to irrigate temporarily fiercely, started to finish from the banquet, she sang off and on for two hours, the throat somewhat hoarse. Made a debut all songs to sing until now, that flock of draft animals shout must listen to her to sing exaggerate. 秦宝宝结束了这星期第二次商演,在临时充当后台的包间里猛灌水,从宴会开始到结束,她断断续续唱了两个小时,喉咙有些嘶哑。出道至今所有的歌都唱了一遍,那群牲口嚷嚷着要听她唱浮夸。 Goes to damn exaggerate. 去他妈的浮夸。 This song only then sang to shout oneself hoarse suffices the taste, was the wound throat, but did not have the means that the customer was God, customer's request must satisfy. The singers like celebrity, do not pat film to gain on several million whatever happens|10 million, business develops with the advertisement is the big end that the singer receives. 这首歌只有唱到声嘶力竭才够味,最是伤喉咙,但没办法,顾客是上帝,顾客的要求总要满足的。歌星不像明星,拍个片子就赚几百万上千万,商演和广告是歌星收入的大头。 Tired is tired, where making money to be able is not tired? After waiting, makes more money, is battered to death with the coin small rascal, saw that he worries. 累就累一点吧,赚钱哪能不累？等以后挣更多的钱,就用硬币砸死小赤佬,看到他就烦心。 Thinking, Qin Baobao was feeling oneself were full of the working zeal. 这么想着,秦宝宝觉得自己又充满了干劲。 At this time, the gate of theater box shoved open. Walks a potbellied uncle, wear value expensive Armani suit. Smiled resembles Maitreya Buddha. 这时,包厢的门推开了。走进来一个大腹便便的大叔,穿着价值昂贵的阿玛尼西装。笑的像一尊弥勒佛。 Qin Baobao knows this fellow, foreign trading company executive, listing company, is the master who she business plays, Tao Guojun! 秦宝宝认识这家伙,外贸公司的老总,上市公司,也是她商演的东家,陶国军！ Receives her time also is so all smiles, but is the hypocrisy smalltalk, but now his smiling face is especially sincere, in the pea-sized eyeball as if must jump projects the warm ray. 接待她的时候也是这般笑容满面,不过都是虚情假意的客套罢了,但现在他的笑容格外诚挚,豆大的眼珠子里仿佛要迸射出热情的光芒。 „Teacher Qin, this performance is splendid, my staff are very satisfied your performance, invited you is really the most correct choice.” Tao Guojun flattered. “秦老师,这次演出非常精彩,我的员工们很满意你的演出,邀请你果然是最正确的选择。”陶国军吹捧道。 Qin Baobao and side Li Yanhong looks at each other one, former blooming polite smiling face: „Chief Tao overpraised, is the opportunity that I must thank you to give.” 秦宝宝与身边的李艳红对视一眼,前者绽放礼貌笑容:“陶总过誉了,是我要感谢你给的这次机会。” Chatting of two people discard head close to brain opens, Tao Guojun told oneself from undertaking initially to the bitter course of today's this scale, that may be the history of blood and tears. Qin Baobao said oneself at the experience of entertainment world. Wrangled in any case mutually, chatted respectively various. 两人虚头巴脑的聊开,陶国军讲述自己从创业初到今天这个规模的辛酸历程,那可都是血泪史。秦宝宝则说自己在娱乐圈的所见所闻。反正就是相互扯皮,各聊各的。 Does not have the nutrition the dull vernacular to treat with courtesy, Qin Baobao does not like, but will not like not representing her not, back then made female secretary time, must help general manager keep off guest one after another, will accompany them to speak freely that in Room meeting philosophy and ideal, experience that Qin Baobao has exercised was rich. 如此没营养又乏味的白话应酬,秦宝宝是不喜欢的,但不喜欢不代表她不会,想当年做女秘书的时候,总要帮总经理挡一波又一波的客人,陪着他们在会议畅谈哲理和理想,秦宝宝早就锻炼的经验丰富了。 Li Yanhong is auditing is being more boring, but she is always all smiles, free from arrogance and rashness. When she goes out to go to bathroom, Tao Guojun coughs, came the plot revealed to Qin Baobao. 李艳红在一旁听着更无聊,但她始终笑容满面,不骄不躁。等她出去上厕所,陶国军咳嗽一声,给秦宝宝来了个图穷匕见。 He said, „Teacher Qin, the stock market was prosperous recently, is speculating in the stock market.” 他说,“秦老师,最近股市红红火火,想必有在炒股吧。” Qin Baobao smile: „I do not have actually, but my younger brother is speculating in the stock market.” 秦宝宝微笑:“我倒是没有,不过我弟弟在炒股。” Tao Guojun hearing this, in the pea-sized eye has none twinkle, hē hē says with a smile: „Teacher Qin younger brother, that is wins great reputation, likes thunder reverberating in one's ears.” 陶国军闻言,豆大的眼睛里有精光闪烁,呵呵笑道:“秦老师的弟弟,那是名声在外,如雷贯耳。” „Yes, my younger brother is fiercest......” Qin Baobao to shut up suddenly, did not decide did not say that he, was the words in the brain, the conditioned reflex showed off. “是啊,我弟弟最厉害......”秦宝宝忽然闭嘴,不是打定主意不说他了么,可是话没过脑子,条件反射般的炫耀出去了。 Tao Guojun said: „Is this, I want to ask Qin Ze teacher to help, so long as he is also all right in Weibo or other platforms , helping propagandize us „ Kaiyue” the company stock, I am willing to pay for an advertising expenditure. ” 陶国军道:“是这样的,我想请秦泽老师帮个忙,只要他在微博或者其他平台也没事,帮忙宣传一下我们“凯越”公司的股票,我愿意支付一笔广告费。” Qin Baobao had a dumbfounded expression visits him. 秦宝宝一脸懵逼的看着他。 The dead fatty can it be that brain went bad, making Qin Ze have the advertisement? His brain bad first did not say badly, the eye was absolutely blind, but the great-aunt A-list, Jianghu was called Flaunting Young Brother Crazed Demon...... bah, Otaku Goddess. popular and fans small rascal can compare can it be that you do not ask me to have the advertisement, instead asks him to have the advertisement? 死胖子莫不是脑子坏了,让秦泽打广告？他脑子坏不坏先不说,眼睛绝对瞎了,姑奶奶可是一线了,江湖人称炫弟狂魔......呸呸,宅男女神。人气和粉丝岂是小赤佬能比,你不找我打广告,反而找他打广告？ This is unscientific! 这不科学！ Tao Guojun with honest price tag displayed said: „2 million, so long as Qin Ze teacher helps me have the advertisement, I have the 2 million advertising expenditure.” 陶国军明码标价道:“两百万,只要秦泽老师帮我打广告,我出两百万广告费。” Qin Baobao is dumbfounded, is this dead fatty brain really bad? My family small rascal when value 2 million. Was not I insane is the world is insane. 秦宝宝目瞪口呆,这死胖子脑子真坏啦？我家小赤佬什么时候值两百万了。不是我疯了就是世界疯了。 Tao Guojun sees her not to speak, thinks that is the price is unsatisfied, considers saying: „3 million......” 陶国军见她不说话,以为是价格不满意,斟酌道:“三百万......” Qin Baobao smiled, forces oneself to look cheerful, she said: „I must first ask him.” 秦宝宝笑了,强颜欢笑,她说:“那我得先问问他。” The matter has must for the monster, elder sister not become confused by 3 million silver yuan unusual, decides first to inquire that younger brother is what situation, without the issue, that must certainly comply, why the given in vain money does not want. 事出反常必为妖,姐姐还没有被三百万大洋冲昏头脑,决定先询问弟弟是个什么情况,如果没问题,那肯定要答应啊,白送的钱为什么不要。 The telephone dialed for a long time, that side puts through, Qin Ze languid tone: „Yo, the infrequent visitor, how superstar Qin Baobao called me, my salted fish feels extremely flattered dry/does.” 电话拨了好久,那边才接通,秦泽懒洋洋的语气:“呦,稀客啊,大明星秦宝宝怎么给我打电话了,我这条咸鱼干受宠若惊。” For serveral days elder sister was indifferent, Qin Ze is suppressing the stock air/Qi at heart. 这些天姐姐冷漠无比,秦泽心里憋着股气。 Qin Baobao casts a sidelong glance Tao Guojun, determined that he cannot hear the younger brother mystifying sound, said: „A'Ze, had a matter to tell you.” 秦宝宝瞟了一眼陶国军,确定他听不见弟弟阴阳怪气的声音,道:“阿泽,有个事跟你说一下。” „Has no free time, I am preparing food.” “没空,我在做饭。” „, Is such......” “啊,是这样的......” „Doesn't listen, pimp chanted scripture.” “不听不听,王八念经。” „Right, Kaiyue foreign trading company Chief Tao that I business develop side me, he wants to ask you to help.” The Qin Baobao heart said that bears, the elder sister must bear. Has the bystander to present, she not good to bicker with younger brother, pretends to disregard his words, “对,我商演的凯越外贸公司的陶总在我身边,他想请你帮个忙。”秦宝宝心说,忍住,姐要忍住。有外人在场,她不好和弟弟斗嘴,假装无视他的话, „Doesn't help.” “不帮不帮。” „Matter is very simple, he wants to ask you to help him propagandize the stock of Kaiyue, is willing to pay for the 3 million advertising expenditure. Do you feel?” “事情很简单,他想请你帮他宣传一下凯越的股票,愿意支付三百万广告费。你觉得呢？” small rascal, goes home to do accounts with you again. 小赤佬,回家再跟你算账。 younger brother has not continued the mystifying words, the silent moment, said: „Rejects him.” 弟弟没有继续说着阴阳怪气的话,沉默片刻,道:“拒绝他。” Qin Baobao did not ask the reason, the apology: „Excuse me Chief Tao, my younger brother did not agree.” 秦宝宝不问原因,歉意道:“不好意思啊陶总,我弟弟不同意。” „If the price, we can discuss again.” Tao Guojun is unwilling, „Teacher Qin, you must no longer ask, what price he said by all means.” “如果是价格问题,我们可以再谈。”陶国军不甘心,“秦老师,你要不再问问,什么价格他只管说。” Qin Baobao does not understand that his rigid reason is what/anything, the words did not say definitely, said: „Ok, I go back to give him to do the ideological work, had to change informed you.” 秦宝宝仍是不明白他执着的理由是什么,话不说死,道:“行吧,我回去给他做做思想工作,有变化了就通知你。” Tao Guojun delivers her to go out very gratefully, looks that she rides the business automobile to leave. 陶国军千恩万谢的送她出门,看着她坐上商务车离开。 The smiling face of that attentive flattering, Qin Baobao is very familiar, before had boss of small and medium-sized enterprise to visit general manager each time, is so the countenance. She confused. 那殷勤又略带讨好的笑容,秦宝宝很熟悉,以前每次有中小企业的老板拜访总经理,都是这般嘴脸。她更迷惑了。