#139: Flaunting Young Brother Crazed Demon( sixth)
secondweek.第二周。«Appointment with a Nova»broadcast, althoughcannotcompareswith«Singer», thisgrade of programalsocalculatesquitehotvariety show.
《新星有约》播出,虽然不能和《歌星》比,这档节目也算比较火的综艺节目。Qin Baobaotook the entertainment worldnewpromotefemalesinger, the winningheat degreehas not drawn back, attracted the eyeballvery much. Thiskind of variety show, iseventwoweeksrecords one week ahead of schedule, in the newissue of program, will have the painted eggshell.秦宝宝做为娱乐圈新晋女歌手,夺冠热度没退,还是很吸睛的。这类综艺节目,都是提前一周甚至两周录制,在新一期的节目里,会有彩蛋。
The online, manyaudienceare anticipating. Someareprogram'sfans, somelooktoQin Baobao.
网上,很多观众期待着。有的是节目本身的粉丝,有的是冲秦宝宝才看。„Thisissue of honored guesthasZhang Yunchu, mostlikedoppa.”
“这期嘉宾有张云初,最喜欢欧巴了。”„At the soldierXiangxiangalsomeeting the program, shouldpropagandizes the newpiece, herperforming skill.”
“褚湘湘也会上节目,应该是宣传新片吧,她演技可以的。”„Right, in the newpromoteactress, herperforming skillcalculatedwell.”
“对,在新晋女演员里,她演技算好的了。”„Icome to seeQin Baobao's.”
“我是来看秦宝宝的。”„Looks atQin Baobao + 1.”
“看秦宝宝。”„+ 2”
“”„+ 10086”
“”„Does not know that Qin Baobaocanhave the new song, ornewspecial editionwhat/anything.”
“不知道秦宝宝会不会出新歌,或者新专辑什么的。”„Yes, is goodto anticipatehernew song.”
“是啊,好期待她的新歌。”Qin Baobaois drawingbosom friendandyounger brotherdefendsin front of the televisiontogetherwatches the program, howshewantsto have a look in the firsttime the programeffect. Thisand«Singer»istwogrades of completelydifferentvariety shows.秦宝宝拉着闺蜜和弟弟一起守在电视机前看节目,她想看看自己第一次上节目效果怎么样。这和《歌星》是两档完全不同的综艺节目。
Before Qin Ze, has watchedthisgrade of variety show, is quite interesting, the subject was actually newpromotecelebritysomegossip, in the life, onwork place. Fullysatisfies the gossippsychology of audience. Eachcelebrityenters the stagewill arrange a talent show, orsings, dances. Twocelebrityquicklyin the past, wereinthreepeoplepopularmost irritableQin Baobaowent on stageas the next to last actfinally.秦泽以前看过这档综艺节目,比较有意思,主题其实就是新晋明星的一些八卦,生活上,职场上。充分满足观众的八卦心理。每个明星出场都会安排一个才艺表演,或是唱歌,或是跳舞。两个明星很快过去,最后是三人中人气最火爆的秦宝宝做为压轴上场。Qin Zediscovered, only then the elder sister'sinteractive sessiontelephones, the two, oneisto play the acrobatics, oneis the perform dance.秦泽发现,只有姐姐的互动环节是打电话,其他两人,一个是耍杂技,一个是表演舞蹈。„Thefriend who thenwemustpleasehave, sheis a singer, closes right up against a firsthigh-qualityoriginalto become famous, shehas the words that younger brother that is known asMusic Genius......”Chu Ai'aihave not said, a audienceshout, is calling the Qin Baobao'sname.
“接下来我们要请出的这位朋友,她是一位歌手,靠着一首首精品原创成名,她有一个号称音乐鬼才的弟弟......”楚嫒嫒的话没说完,台下观众一片喊声,叫着秦宝宝的名字。Qin Baobaomounts the stage, offers a hotdance, the accompanimentis the European and USlaughingstylemusic.秦宝宝登台,献上一段热舞,伴奏是欧美嘻哈风格的音乐。Wins the high praisegreatly.
大获好评。Qin Zefirsttimeseeselder sisterto dance, is quite shocking, thissmallwaistturns, outstandingbuttocksswayed, simplyattractivecrime. Twobiglong legswalk the catstep, zé zé zé......秦泽第一次看见自家姐姐跳舞,颇为惊艳,这小腰扭的,翘臀摆的,简直诱人犯罪。还有两条大长腿走猫步,啧啧啧......„Elder sister, laterdancesinhomemulti-hop, do not leave uncultivatedthiscraftsmanship.”Qin Zesaid.
“姐,以后在家多跳跳舞,别荒废这门手艺。”秦泽说。Qin Baobaosees the appearance that the younger brothereyesshine, spatone: „piss off.”, Could not bearandasked: „Attractive? Reallyattractive? elder sistercannotdanceactually.”秦宝宝见弟弟双眼放光的模样,啐了一口:“滚犊子。”顿了顿,忍不住又问:“好看吗?真的好看吗?姐姐其实不太会跳舞。”Then, Wang Zijincould not get used to seeingbosom friendto do that the supercilious looksaid: „Is unattractive.”
这下,王子衿都看不惯闺蜜这么作了,白眼道:“不好看不好看。”Qin Baobaoair/Qihitsher.秦宝宝气的打她一下。
The Wang Zijintearful eyeslook atQin Zetearfully: „Yourelder sisterbulliesme.”王子衿泪眼汪汪看秦泽:“你姐姐欺负我。”Qin Baobaosneers: „Funny, my ismyyounger brother.”秦宝宝冷笑:“逗,我这是我弟弟。”Wang Zijinlooks atQin Ze, giveshimimperceptibly the pressure.王子衿就看着秦泽,无形中给他压力。Qin Baobaopulls the arm of younger brotherhastily, raisesto beguile the childface, toward the Wang Zijindemonstration.秦宝宝连忙挽住弟弟的胳膊,昂起狐媚子脸,朝王子衿示威。„Watches the programto watch the program.”Qin Zesmooths over differences.
“看节目看节目。”秦泽和稀泥。Butbothelder sisterare unsatisfied, Wang Zijinshows the whites of the eyes, Qin Baobaopinched a Qin Ze'sarm.
但两位姐姐都不满意,王子衿翻了个白眼,秦宝宝则掐了一把秦泽的胳膊。Qin Zecomprehends„marriedman in crevice”finallypain.秦泽总算领悟“夹缝中的已婚男人”的痛苦。„Thatpresent, yourparentsoughtto accept. Hitsyou?”In the program, Wang Zhiyuasked.
“那现在呢,你父母总该接受了吧。有没有打你?”节目里,王志羽问。„Hit.”
“打了。”„Thispotmyyounger brothercarriedforme.”
“这个锅我弟替我背了。”
The laughter of audienceresounds.
观众的笑声响成一片。ThenQin BaobaoandHostchattedsometrivial matters on life, andwith the Qin Zerelatedtopic.
然后秦宝宝和主持人聊了生活上的一些琐事,以及与秦泽相关的话题。Quicklytolastlink.
很快到了最后一个环节。„Telephoneswith the closestperson, it seems likealsowantsto know that who the Baobao (darling)closestpersonis.”
“与最亲密的人通电话,看来也很想知道宝宝最亲密的人是谁。”
„ Naturallywas
“当然是我妈了。”
The audiencedo not depend on, requeststo make the Qin Zephone call.
观众不依,要求打秦泽电话。
After Hostdials the Qin Zetelephone, was treated as the cheatingmessageto hang, unstab that the audiencesmiles, the audience before televisionis also overjoyed, was too interesting. Celebritiesvividinstantaneousis bright.主持人拨通秦泽电话后,被当做诈骗短信挂掉,现场观众笑的东倒西歪,电视机前的观众也乐不可支,太有趣了。名人的形象瞬间鲜活起来。„Does Baobao (darling)have the boyfriend?”
“宝宝有男朋友么?”„No.”
“没有。”
......
......„Actuallymy motherhasto arrangehermatchmake, buthas not succeededeach time.”
“其实我妈有安排她相亲的,可每次都没成功。”„Why?”
“为什么?”„Smellytemperament, thispotIdo not carry.”
“臭脾气呗,这个锅我可不背。”
......
......In the happy talks and laughtersended the telephone conversation, the programalsoreaches the last act.
欢声笑语中结束通话,节目也进入尾声。Qin Zeturns head, looks at the elder sisterclosebeautifulappearance: „Onthisprogram, how muchmoney did youmake?”秦泽扭头,看着姐姐近在咫尺的美艳容颜:“上这个节目,你赚了多少钱?”Qin Baobaowhole facevigilantsmallexpression: „Does, wantsyouto manage.”秦宝宝满脸警惕的小表情:“干嘛,要你管。”„Sinceoneselfcanmake money, mysongcommission fees, do give back tome?”
“既然自己能赚钱了,我的歌曲代理费,是不是还给我?”Qin Baobaoonlyprotects the foodlikelycat, „saidhelpedyousave, is bothersome, yourbride's priceelder sisterhelpedyoumanage.”秦宝宝像只护食的猫儿,“都说了帮你存着了,烦不烦的,你的老婆本姐姐帮你管着。”Qin Zesneers: „Thenyousquanderedsatisfiedly.”秦泽冷笑一声:“然后你就心安理得花光了。”Wang Zijinstares.王子衿一愣。Qin Baobaostares.秦宝宝一愣。Mostfearsairpeacesuddenly.
最怕空气忽然的安静。Qin Zeonestartled: „Mymeaningisyouinvadesmybride's price.”秦泽一惊:“我的意思是你侵占我的老婆本。”Wang Zijinrelaxes.王子衿松了口气。elder sisteralsorelaxes, the heartsaid,father'scoffinboardwasholding down...... bah.姐姐也松了口气,心说,老爹的棺材板算是给按住了......呸呸。Qin Zerevealed the goal: „Is coloredto the money.”秦泽道出目的:“给点钱花花呗。”„Whywith.”
“干嘛用。”„Does not drink the drinking partyin any case.”Qin Zesupercilious look.
“反正不喝花酒。”秦泽白眼。„Thatis good.”Qin Baobaofalls down, has entrainedhold/containerhold/containerfromsofaanotherend, takes out the pinkwallet, takesonepack of redgrandfathers: „Laterspends to file the report, indulges in dissipationcannottotally. prostitutecannot.”
“那就好。”秦宝宝扑倒,从沙发另一端拽过包包,取出粉红色皮夹,抽出一叠红爷爷:“以后花钱要打报告,花天酒地一概不许。大宝剑也不许。”„Youknow that prostituteiswhatmeaning.”Qin Zedisdains.
“你知道大宝剑是什么意思嘛。”秦泽不屑。„In any caseis not the good deed.”Qin Baobaowaves, emptyfantwopalms of the hand: „Daresto go toprostitute, breaksyourleg.”
“反正不是好事。”秦宝宝挥手,虚扇两个巴掌:“敢去大宝剑,打断你的腿。”elder sistertoQin Zeisverynatural, otherwise„excrementwill not hold up a baby so it can urinate”raiseshistwoyears, likesbeing a cashier, anyyounger brothermoney, shewantsto controlin the hand. Alsodoes not know the badproblem of wherestudying.姐姐对秦泽还是很大方的,否则也不会“一把屎一把尿”养他两年,就是太爱管钱,凡是弟弟的钱,她都想掌控在手里。也不知哪学来的坏毛病。„Hey, Qin Baobaoyourecentlyinflation.”Qin Zeis false smile, clearmaking noise that the phalanxpinches.
“嘿,秦宝宝你最近蛮膨胀的啊。”秦泽皮笑肉不笑,指骨捏的清脆作响。Hasexperience that last weekturned defeat into victory, elder sisterthrows out the chest, is unhurried: „come come come, Imusthitten.”
有了上周反败为胜的经验,姐姐一挺胸,丝毫不慌:“来来来,我要打十个。”Saw that elder sister and younger brothertwomusthit, Wang Zijinis busy atstopping: „Good, do not make. time, did not say that earlytomorrowcango homeone?”
眼看着姐弟俩要打起来,王子衿忙叫停:“好啦,你俩别闹了。时间不早了,不是说明天要回家一趟吗?”TomorrowisGrandpaQin Zedeath anniversary, according to the custom, the descendantsmustvisit a graveto worship, Mother Qinfeared that the childrenforgotthis, during the daytimecallsto remindespecially. Haven't the ownfreshchildren, whatwelldoingknown? Qin Zeandelder sistertrulyforgot, theirparents'birthdaycannot remember.
明天是秦泽爷爷的忌日,按照风俗,子孙要去上坟祭拜,秦妈怕儿女忘了这茬,白天特地打电话提醒。自己生的子女,什么德行还不知道?秦泽和姐姐确实忘记了,他俩连父母的生日都记不住。old gentlemanandMother Qindo not likebeing extravagant and wasteful, every yearbirthdayindifferent, except for the 40 and 50bigbirthday, cooksseveraltables of vegetables/disheslike thisat home, greeted the friends and relativesto eat.老爷子和秦妈都不爱铺张浪费,每年生日过不过无所谓,除了四十五十这样的大生日,才在家里烧几桌菜,招呼亲戚朋友吃一顿。
The presentyoung people, a birthdaymusttreatto eat meal, give a banquetto sing, with60 birthday. Qin ZeandQin Baobaowere affectedby the parents, but the smallbirthdaybasically, elder sistercelebrates a birthdayevery year, so long aswalked the younger brotherincidental expensesQiankengsatisfies. The younger brother birthday, shespentseveral hundredover a thousandto buy the pairathletic shoes, backpackwhat/anything. ThatonlyLVshoulder bag that Qin Zeuses, wasthe year before lastbirthdayelder sisterbuys.
现在的年轻人,过个生日都要请客吃饭,摆酒唱歌,跟六十似的。秦泽和秦宝宝受父母影响,小生日基本不过,姐姐每年过生日,只要把弟弟的零花钱坑走就满足了。弟弟,她就花了几百上千买双球鞋,背包什么的。秦泽用的那只lv单肩包,就是前年生日姐姐买的。elder sisterof several daystalked overbeforehimdaily, said that thishold/containerhold/containerwas valuable, spentelder sistertwomonths of wages. A'Zeyoumustmake moneyto repayelder sisterin the future.
那几天姐姐天天在他面前念叨,说这包包可贵了,花了姐两个月的工资。阿泽你将来要赚大钱报答姐姐。Qin Zetalked overbyherwas tired, said,ok, laterImake money, givesyouto take careentirely.秦泽被她念叨烦了,就说,行吧,以后我赚了钱,统统给你保管。Nowlooks like, elder sistertook seriously, andis put into action.
如今看来,姐姐是当真了,并且付诸行动。Frombehaving badlycannotlive.
自作孽不可活。Next day, the entertainment storypushinformation, in the relatedvarietysector, " Appointment with a Nova » information, the undernetizencommented:
次日,娱乐新闻推送资讯,相关的综艺版块里,《新星有约》资讯,下方网友评论:„Thisissuereallyof pleasant to hear, disappearsfullyfull, trough.”
“这期真好听,消点满满,槽点也满满。”„Qin Zethattelephone, smiles the tailfrom the beginning.”
“秦泽那个电话,从头笑到尾。”„Programgroupwas distracted.”
“节目组走心了。”„Really the good intention, Qin Baobaoboastedinprogramvery much, has not thoughtprobably the finallinkcanmakes the younger brotherphone call, was revealedbyyounger brotherincautiously. hā hā hā.”
“真的很好心,秦宝宝在节目里吹牛,大概没想到最后环节会是打弟弟电话,一不小心被弟弟揭穿了。哈哈哈。”„Different onmyemphasis? A Qin Baobaoprogram, saidthreetimes „ myyounger brotherwas fiercest”, sixtimes„myyounger brotherto be best”. Goddessyourcow, weknows that youryounger brotheris fierce, ok. ”
“难道就我的关注点不一样?秦宝宝一个节目,说了三次“我弟弟最厉害”、六次“我弟弟最棒了”。女神你牛,我们知道你弟弟厉害,行了吧。”„hā hā hā.”
“哈哈哈。”
After not onlyBasking in the Young Brother Crazed Demon, lovednetizenandtook the nicknametoQin Baobao: Flaunting Young Brother Crazed Demon.
既晒弟狂魔后,喜闻乐见的网友又给秦宝宝取了外号:炫弟狂魔。And the screenshotmakes the expressionpackage, withcharacter: „Myyounger brotheris fiercest”, usesto despiseall, when despises others, sends such a picture.
并且截图做成表情包,配字:“我弟弟最厉害”,用在蔑视一切,鄙视他人时,就发一个这样的图片。
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