MESIS :: Volume #2

#139: Flaunting Young Brother Crazed Demon( sixth)


second week. 第二周。 «Appointment with a Nova» broadcast, although cannot compares with «Singer», this grade of program also calculates quite hot variety show. 新星有约》播出,虽然不能和《歌星》比,这档节目也算比较火的综艺节目。 Qin Baobao took the entertainment world new promote female singer, the winning heat degree has not drawn back, attracted the eyeball very much. This kind of variety show, is even two weeks records one week ahead of schedule, in the new issue of program, will have the painted eggshell. 秦宝宝做为娱乐圈新晋女歌手,夺冠热度没退,还是很吸睛的。这类综艺节目,都是提前一周甚至两周录制,在新一期的节目里,会有彩蛋。 The online, many audience are anticipating. Some are program's fans, some look to Qin Baobao. 网上,很多观众期待着。有的是节目本身的粉丝,有的是冲秦宝宝才看。 This issue of honored guest has Zhang Yunchu, most liked oppa.” “这期嘉宾有张云初,最喜欢欧巴了。” At the soldier Xiangxiang also meeting the program, should propagandizes the new piece, her performing skill.” “褚湘湘也会上节目,应该是宣传新片吧,她演技可以的。” Right, in the new promote actress, her performing skill calculated well.” “对,在新晋女演员里,她演技算好的了。” I come to see Qin Baobao's.” “我是来看秦宝宝的。” Looks at Qin Baobao + 1.” “看秦宝宝。” „+ 2” “” „+ 10086” “” Does not know that Qin Baobao can have the new song, or new special edition what/anything.” “不知道秦宝宝会不会出新歌,或者新专辑什么的。” Yes, is good to anticipate her new song.” “是啊,好期待她的新歌。” Qin Baobao is drawing bosom friend and younger brother defends in front of the television together watches the program, how she wants to have a look in the first time the program effect. This and «Singer» is two grades of completely different variety shows. 秦宝宝拉着闺蜜弟弟一起守在电视机前看节目,她想看看自己第一次上节目效果怎么样。这和《歌星》是两档完全不同的综艺节目。 Before Qin Ze, has watched this grade of variety show, is quite interesting, the subject was actually new promote celebrity some gossip, in the life, on work place. Fully satisfies the gossip psychology of audience. Each celebrity enters the stage will arrange a talent show, or sings, dances. Two celebrity quickly in the past, were in three people popular most irritable Qin Baobao went on stage as the next to last act finally. 秦泽以前看过这档综艺节目,比较有意思,主题其实就是新晋明星的一些八卦,生活上,职场上。充分满足观众的八卦心理。每个明星出场都会安排一个才艺表演,或是唱歌,或是跳舞。两个明星很快过去,最后是三人中人气最火爆的秦宝宝做为压轴上场。 Qin Ze discovered, only then the elder sister's interactive session telephones, the two, one is to play the acrobatics, one is the perform dance. 秦泽发现,只有姐姐的互动环节是打电话,其他两人,一个是耍杂技,一个是表演舞蹈。 The friend who then we must please have, she is a singer, closes right up against a first high-quality original to become famous, she has the words that younger brother that is known as Music Genius......” Chu Ai'ai have not said, a audience shout, is calling the Qin Baobao's name. “接下来我们要请出的这位朋友,她是一位歌手,靠着一首首精品原创成名,她有一个号称音乐鬼才弟弟......”楚嫒嫒的话没说完,台下观众一片喊声,叫着秦宝宝的名字。 Qin Baobao mounts the stage, offers a hot dance, the accompaniment is the European and US laughing style music. 秦宝宝登台,献上一段热舞,伴奏是欧美嘻哈风格的音乐。 Wins the high praise greatly. 大获好评。 Qin Ze first time sees elder sister to dance, is quite shocking, this small waist turns, outstanding buttocks swayed, simply attractive crime. Two big long legs walk the cat step, zé zé zé...... 秦泽第一次看见自家姐姐跳舞,颇为惊艳,这小腰扭的,翘臀摆的,简直诱人犯罪。还有两条大长腿走猫步,啧啧啧...... Elder sister, later dances in home multi-hop, do not leave uncultivated this craftsmanship.” Qin Ze said. “姐,以后在家多跳跳舞,别荒废这门手艺。”秦泽说。 Qin Baobao sees the appearance that the younger brother eyes shine, spat one: piss off.”, Could not bear and asked: Attractive? Really attractive? elder sister cannot dance actually.” 秦宝宝弟弟双眼放光的模样,啐了一口:“滚犊子。”顿了顿,忍不住又问:“好看吗?真的好看吗?姐姐其实不太会跳舞。” Then, Wang Zijin could not get used to seeing bosom friend to do that the supercilious look said: Is unattractive.” 这下,王子衿都看不惯闺蜜这么作了,白眼道:“不好看不好看。” Qin Baobao air/Qi hits her. 秦宝宝气的打她一下。 The Wang Zijin tearful eyes look at Qin Ze tearfully: Your elder sister bullies me.” 王子衿泪眼汪汪看秦泽:“你姐姐欺负我。” Qin Baobao sneers: Funny, my is my younger brother.” 秦宝宝冷笑:“逗,我这是我弟弟。” Wang Zijin looks at Qin Ze, gives him imperceptibly the pressure. 王子衿就看着秦泽,无形中给他压力。 Qin Baobao pulls the arm of younger brother hastily, raises to beguile the child face, toward the Wang Zijin demonstration. 秦宝宝连忙挽住弟弟的胳膊,昂起狐媚子脸,朝王子衿示威。 Watches the program to watch the program.” Qin Ze smooths over differences. “看节目看节目。”秦泽和稀泥。 But both elder sister are unsatisfied, Wang Zijin shows the whites of the eyes, Qin Baobao pinched a Qin Ze's arm. 但两位姐姐都不满意,王子衿翻了个白眼,秦宝宝则掐了一把秦泽的胳膊。 Qin Ze comprehends married man in crevice finally pain. 秦泽总算领悟“夹缝中的已婚男人”的痛苦。 That present, your parents ought to accept. Hits you?” In the program, Wang Zhiyu asked. “那现在呢,你父母总该接受了吧。有没有打你?”节目里,王志羽问。 Hit.” “打了。” This pot my younger brother carried for me.” “这个锅我弟替我背了。” The laughter of audience resounds. 观众的笑声响成一片。 Then Qin Baobao and Host chatted some trivial matters on life, and with the Qin Ze related topic. 然后秦宝宝主持人聊了生活上的一些琐事,以及与秦泽相关的话题。 Quickly to last link. 很快到了最后一个环节。 Telephones with the closest person, it seems like also wants to know that who the Baobao (darling) closest person is.” “与最亲密的人通电话,看来也很想知道宝宝最亲密的人是谁。” Naturally was “当然是我妈了。” The audience do not depend on, requests to make the Qin Ze phone call. 观众不依,要求打秦泽电话。 After Host dials the Qin Ze telephone, was treated as the cheating message to hang, unstab that the audience smiles, the audience before television is also overjoyed, was too interesting. Celebrities vivid instantaneous is bright. 主持人拨通秦泽电话后,被当做诈骗短信挂掉,现场观众笑的东倒西歪,电视机前的观众也乐不可支,太有趣了。名人的形象瞬间鲜活起来。 „Does Baobao (darling) have the boyfriend?” 宝宝有男朋友么?” No.” “没有。” ...... ...... Actually my mother has to arrange her matchmake, but has not succeeded each time.” “其实我妈有安排她相亲的,可每次都没成功。” Why?” “为什么?” Smelly temperament, this pot I do not carry.” “臭脾气呗,这个锅我可不背。” ...... ...... In the happy talks and laughters ended the telephone conversation, the program also reaches the last act. 欢声笑语中结束通话,节目也进入尾声。 Qin Ze turns head, looks at the elder sister close beautiful appearance: On this program, how much money did you make?” 秦泽扭头,看着姐姐近在咫尺的美艳容颜:“上这个节目,你赚了多少钱?” Qin Baobao whole face vigilant small expression: Does, wants you to manage.” 秦宝宝满脸警惕的小表情:“干嘛,要你管。” Since oneself can make money, my song commission fees, do give back to me?” “既然自己能赚钱了,我的歌曲代理费,是不是还给我?” Qin Baobao only protects the food likely cat, said helped you save, is bothersome, your bride's price elder sister helped you manage.” 秦宝宝像只护食的猫儿,“都说了帮你存着了,烦不烦的,你的老婆本姐姐帮你管着。” Qin Ze sneers: Then you squandered satisfiedly.” 秦泽冷笑一声:“然后你就心安理得花光了。” Wang Zijin stares. 王子衿一愣。 Qin Baobao stares. 秦宝宝一愣。 Most fears air peace suddenly. 最怕空气忽然的安静。 Qin Ze one startled: My meaning is you invades my bride's price.” 秦泽一惊:“我的意思是你侵占我的老婆本。” Wang Zijin relaxes. 王子衿松了口气。 elder sister also relaxes, the heart said, father's coffin board was holding down...... bah. 姐姐也松了口气,心说,老爹的棺材板算是给按住了......呸呸。 Qin Ze revealed the goal: Is colored to the money.” 秦泽道出目的:“给点钱花花呗。” Why with.” “干嘛用。” Does not drink the drinking party in any case.” Qin Ze supercilious look. “反正不喝花酒。”秦泽白眼。 That is good.” Qin Baobao falls down, has entrained hold/container hold/container from sofa another end, takes out the pink wallet, takes one pack of red grandfathers: Later spends to file the report, indulges in dissipation cannot totally. prostitute cannot.” “那就好。”秦宝宝扑倒,从沙发另一端拽过包包,取出粉红色皮夹,抽出一叠红爷爷:“以后花钱要打报告,花天酒地一概不许。大宝剑也不许。” You know that prostitute is what meaning.” Qin Ze disdains. “你知道大宝剑是什么意思嘛。”秦泽不屑。 In any case is not the good deed.” Qin Baobao waves, empty fan two palms of the hand: Dares to go to prostitute, breaks your leg.” “反正不是好事。”秦宝宝挥手,虚扇两个巴掌:“敢去大宝剑,打断你的腿。” elder sister to Qin Ze is very natural, otherwise excrement will not hold up a baby so it can urinate raises his two years, likes being a cashier, any younger brother money, she wants to control in the hand. Also does not know the bad problem of where studying. 姐姐秦泽还是很大方的,否则也不会“一把屎一把尿”养他两年,就是太爱管钱,凡是弟弟的钱,她都想掌控在手里。也不知哪学来的坏毛病。 Hey, Qin Baobao you recently inflation.” Qin Ze is false smile, clear making noise that the phalanx pinches. “嘿,秦宝宝你最近蛮膨胀的啊。”秦泽皮笑肉不笑,指骨捏的清脆作响。 Has experience that last week turned defeat into victory, elder sister throws out the chest, is unhurried: come come come, I must hit ten.” 有了上周反败为胜的经验,姐姐一挺胸,丝毫不慌:“来来来,我要打十个。” Saw that elder sister and younger brother two must hit, Wang Zijin is busy at stopping: Good, do not make. time, did not say that early tomorrow can go home one?” 眼看着姐弟俩要打起来,王子衿忙叫停:“好啦,你俩别闹了。时间不早了,不是说明天要回家一趟吗?” Tomorrow is Grandpa Qin Ze death anniversary, according to the custom, the descendants must visit a grave to worship, Mother Qin feared that the children forgot this, during the daytime calls to remind especially. Haven't the own fresh children, what welldoing known? Qin Ze and elder sister truly forgot, their parents' birthday cannot remember. 明天是秦泽爷爷的忌日,按照风俗,子孙要去上坟祭拜,秦妈怕儿女忘了这茬,白天特地打电话提醒。自己生的子女,什么德行还不知道?秦泽姐姐确实忘记了,他俩连父母的生日都记不住。 old gentleman and Mother Qin do not like being extravagant and wasteful, every year birthday indifferent, except for the 40 and 50 big birthday, cooks several tables of vegetables/dishes like this at home, greeted the friends and relatives to eat. 老爷子秦妈都不爱铺张浪费,每年生日过不过无所谓,除了四十五十这样的大生日,才在家里烧几桌菜,招呼亲戚朋友吃一顿。 The present young people, a birthday must treat to eat meal, give a banquet to sing, with 60 birthday. Qin Ze and Qin Baobao were affected by the parents, but the small birthday basically, elder sister celebrates a birthday every year, so long as walked the younger brother incidental expenses Qiankeng satisfies. The younger brother birthday, she spent several hundred over a thousand to buy the pair athletic shoes, backpack what/anything. That only LV shoulder bag that Qin Ze uses, was the year before last birthday elder sister buys. 现在的年轻人,过个生日都要请客吃饭,摆酒唱歌,跟六十似的。秦泽秦宝宝受父母影响,小生日基本不过,姐姐每年过生日,只要把弟弟的零花钱坑走就满足了。弟弟,她就花了几百上千买双球鞋,背包什么的。秦泽用的那只lv单肩包,就是前年生日姐姐买的。 elder sister of several days talked over before him daily, said that this hold/container hold/container was valuable, spent elder sister two months of wages. A'Ze you must make money to repay elder sister in the future. 那几天姐姐天天在他面前念叨,说这包包可贵了,花了姐两个月的工资。阿泽你将来要赚大钱报答姐姐 Qin Ze talked over by her was tired, said, ok, later I make money, gives you to take care entirely. 秦泽被她念叨烦了,就说,行吧,以后我赚了钱,统统给你保管。 Now looks like, elder sister took seriously, and is put into action. 如今看来,姐姐是当真了,并且付诸行动。 From behaving badly cannot live. 自作孽不可活。 Next day, the entertainment story push information, in the related variety sector, " Appointment with a Nova » information, the under netizen commented: 次日,娱乐新闻推送资讯,相关的综艺版块里,《新星有约》资讯,下方网友评论: This issue really of pleasant to hear, disappears fully full, trough.” “这期真好听,消点满满,槽点也满满。” Qin Ze that telephone, smiles the tail from the beginning.” 秦泽那个电话,从头笑到尾。” Program group was distracted.” “节目组走心了。” Really the good intention, Qin Baobao boasted in program very much, has not thought probably the final link can makes the younger brother phone call, was revealed by younger brother incautiously. hā hā hā.” “真的很好心,秦宝宝在节目里吹牛,大概没想到最后环节会是打弟弟电话,一不小心被弟弟揭穿了。哈哈哈。” „Different on my emphasis? A Qin Baobao program, said three timesmy younger brother was fiercest, six times my younger brother to be best. Goddess your cow, we knows that your younger brother is fierce, ok. ” “难道就我的关注点不一样?秦宝宝一个节目,说了三次“我弟弟最厉害”、六次“我弟弟最棒了”。女神你牛,我们知道你弟弟厉害,行了吧。” hā hā hā.” 哈哈哈。” After not only Basking in the Young Brother Crazed Demon, loved netizen and took the nickname to Qin Baobao: Flaunting Young Brother Crazed Demon. 晒弟狂魔后,喜闻乐见的网友又给秦宝宝取了外号:炫弟狂魔 And the screenshot makes the expression package, with character: My younger brother is fiercest, uses to despise all, when despises others, sends such a picture. 并且截图做成表情包,配字:“我弟弟最厉害”,用在蔑视一切,鄙视他人时,就发一个这样的图片。
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