MESIS :: Volume #2

#129: How to gather the will of the people


After several minutes, Qin Baobao takes a stroll in the fish pond, turns back, kicked the bucket, immediately brings in the fish startled jump, the water splash scatters. 几分钟后,秦宝宝在鱼塘溜达一圈,折返回来,踢了踢水桶,立刻引来鱼儿惊慌的跳跃,水花四溅。 elder sister tenderly said: A'Ze, fishing does not have the meaning, accompanies me to play the drift.” 姐姐娇声道:“阿泽,钓鱼没意思,陪我玩漂流呗。” Qin Ze said that very interesting.” 秦泽说,“挺有意思的啊。” elder sister pinches the Qin Ze's arm, interrogated: Has the meaning? Has the meaning?” 姐姐就掐秦泽的胳膊,质问:“有没有意思?有没有意思?” Does not have the meaning not to have the meaning.” Qin Ze bared teeth. “没意思没意思。”秦泽呲牙 Baobao (darling), do not disturb us to fish to cut down, oneself wander.” Wang Zijin discontented say/way. 宝宝,你别打扰我们钓鱼好伐,自己漂流去。”王子衿不满道。 Fished so many fish to do, cannot eat so many.” Qin Baobao said. “钓那么多鱼干嘛,吃不了这么多。”秦宝宝说。 Who must eat, selects several good carrying off, other release.” Wang Zijin is good to say with a smile. “谁要吃啊,挑几条好的带走,其他的放生。”王子衿好笑道。 That does not need to fish, A'Ze, we wander.” “那就更没必要钓了,阿泽,我们漂流去。” „It is not good, A'Ze accompanies me to fish, without time wanders.” “不行,阿泽陪着我钓鱼呢,没时间漂流。” Your younger brother is my younger brother.” Qin Baobao selects the eyebrow. “你弟弟还是我弟弟。”秦宝宝挑眉。 „Does this have the relations?” Wang Zijin squint. “这有关系吗?”王子衿斜眼。 bosom friend two looking at each other, as if have in the electric arc has delimited. 闺蜜俩对视,仿佛有噼里啦的电弧划过。 Long time, Wang Zijin deeply inspires, the air/Qi gathers dantian, probably puts out the Buddha sect nine character true words such to put out a few words: Where watermelon is long.” 良久,王子衿深吸一口气,气聚丹田,像是吐出佛宗九字真言那样吐出一句话:“西瓜是长什么地方的。” Qin Baobao deals: Watermelon vine, long ground.” 秦宝宝应对:“西瓜藤,长地上的。” Wang Zijin asked again: Where peanut is long.” 王子衿再问:“花生是长哪里的。” Qin Baobao answered: Groundnut, long bottom.” 秦宝宝答:“落花生,长地底的。” Wang Zijin also asked: Which strawberry is long.” 王子衿又问:“草莓是长哪的。” This a little difficulty. 这个有点难度。 Qin Baobao does not determine saying: On long tree?” 秦宝宝不确定道:“长树上的?” Qin Ze pats the forehead. 秦泽一拍额头。 Wang Zijin said: One time.” 王子衿道:“一次。” Qin Baobao guesses saying: Long bottom?” 秦宝宝猜道:“长地底的?” Twice.” “两次。” „In the water?” “难道是水里?” Three times, you lost.” Wang Zijin happily said: Strawberry is the long ground.” “三次,你输了。”王子衿得意道:“草莓是长地上的。” „The strawberry long ground, that is dirty, I do not believe.” Qin Baobao refuses to accept: Is you asks me each time, this time does not calculate, should I ask you answered.” “草莓长地上,那多脏啊,我不信。”秦宝宝不服:“每次都是你问我,这次不算,应该我问你答。” That is the next matter, you gave up any idea of that acts shamelessly.” “那是下次的事,你休想耍赖过去。” My my I......” Qin Baobao outwit the failure, the tearful eyes look tearfully to younger brother: A'Ze......” “我我我......”秦宝宝智斗失败,泪眼汪汪看向弟弟:“阿泽......” The Qin Ze heart said, you will really play. You tease the ratio, fights out with this way? Can again bored. 秦泽心说,你俩真会玩啊。请问你们是逗比吗,用这种方式决胜负?能再无聊点吗。 The elder sister grain does not divide is normal. The Qin Baobao locally born Shanghai person, this whole life has not gone to the countryside, has eaten the fruit are many, but asked that their growth conditions, this grasped blindly. The school has not taught this. 姐姐五谷不分是正常的。秦宝宝土生土长的沪市人,这辈子都没去过乡下,吃过的水果很多,但问它们的生长状态,这就抓瞎了。学校也没有教这个的。 She does not look at the news broadcast, in the news broadcast also has the farming information occasionally. 她又不看新闻联播,新闻联播里偶尔还有农事资讯。 Qin Ze was sprouted the appearance that moe softly to hit the mind by elder sister softly, said: Why rapeseed uses.” 秦泽姐姐软萌软萌的模样击中心灵,就道:“油菜籽是干嘛用的。” The Wang Zijin second returns: Extracts oil.” 王子衿秒回:“榨油的。” Where sweet potato is long.” “红薯是长什么地方的。” In earth.” “土里。” That sweet potato.” “那番薯呢。” In earth.” “土里。” Potato.” “马铃薯呢。” This issue perplexed Wang Zijin, in sweet potato sweet potato long earth, where are the potato also long? Always isn't in earth? Such was too simple, definitely is not, cannot fall into the trap. The words saying, the potato are anything. 这问题把王子衿难住了,红薯番薯都长土里,马铃薯又长在什么地方?总不会也是土里吧?那样太简单了,肯定不是,不能掉进陷阱里。话说,马铃薯又是什么东西。 In the Wang Zijin eye flashes through the wisdom the ray: On tree!” 王子衿眼中闪过睿智的光芒:“树上!” Qin Ze shakes the head. 秦泽摇头。 Ground.” “地上。” Qin Ze shakes the head. 秦泽又摇摇头。 The Wang Zijin trapped/sleepy beast still fights: Can it be that in long water?” 王子衿困兽犹斗:“莫不是长水里的?” Qin Ze sighed: Three times Sister Zijin.” 秦泽叹道:“三次了子衿姐。” Qin Baobao forks waist hā hā to laugh, self-satisfied. 秦宝宝叉着腰哈哈大笑,志得意满。 Qin Ze has turned head, does not want to make two elder sister see oneself You idiot! facial expression of sigh. Dammit, good to smile, suppressed quite uncomfortable. 秦泽扭过头去,不想让两个姐姐看到自己“mdzz”感叹的神情。妈蛋,好想笑,憋的好难受。 He then remembers, Wang Zijin is rich and powerful family eldest miss, is no better compared with Qin Baobao. 他这才想起,王子衿是豪门大小姐,比秦宝宝强不到哪里去。 No wonder with such stupid way duel, is half jin (0.5 kg) Baliang, they thought that this is very difficult issue. 怪不得用这么愚蠢的方式决斗,原来是半斤八两,她们都觉得这是很难的问题。 You idiot!. mdzz Wang Zijin is not convinced: You said where is long.” 王子衿不服气:“那你说长什么地方的。” In earth.” Qin Ze said: Potato are not the potato.” “土里啊。”秦泽说:“马铃薯不就是土豆吗。” Wang Zijin said that I did not believe that throw the fishing pole to pull out cell phone Baidu. 王子衿说我不信,丢了鱼竿就掏手机百度 A while, the whole face willing did not say: How you know so many.” 一会儿,满脸不甘心的说:“你怎么知道这么多。” How you know so many...... 你怎么知道这么多...... Qin Ze gave the thunder. 秦泽给雷了一下。 Good and evil Fudan, a Peking University, can a little prospect. IQ is not high useful. Before Qin Ze, hear of old gentleman said, they went to school in childhood, must go to the country non-periodically, salutes to the revolutionary old seniors with the sweat, remembers the spirit of arduous struggle. That called «Manual labor». 好歹一个复旦,一个北大的,能有点出息么。智商高有个屁用啊。秦泽以前听老爷子说,他们小时候上学,不定期要下乡,用汗水向革命老前辈致敬,牢记艰苦奋斗精神。那叫《劳动课》。 The time is developing, educational work actually one generation is inferior to one generation. 时代在发展,教育工作却一代不如一代。 Therefore the general knowledge has nothing to do with the intelligence, Qin Ze had watched a variety show of grade of intelligence competion before, having a player is Study Tyrant of name brand school, goes on stage to give everyone to demonstrate the powerful memory, recited the repeatedly asking bridge section, startled was the Celestial, finally was stumped by an opponent issue, asked how his bat slept. This goods have not seen bat thing since childhood, immediately grasps blindly. 所以说常识与智力无关,秦泽以前看过一档智力比拼的综艺节目,有个选手是名牌学府的学霸,上场就给大家展示强悍记忆,背诵三顾茅庐桥段,惊为天人,结果被对手一个问题问倒,问他蝙蝠是怎么睡觉的。这货从小就没见过蝙蝠这玩意,顿时抓瞎。 End, this goods also whole face said shocking, in can't the world possibly has to hang upside down the lifeform of sleeping, the cerebral hemorrhage? This is unscientific. 末了,这货还满脸震惊地说,世上怎么可能有倒挂着睡觉的生物,不会脑溢血吗?这不科学。 Scientific your younger sister oh. 科学你妹哦。 Qin Baobao hmph hmph saying: He summer vacation must go to the countryside to live in the period of time each along with the mother in childhood.” 秦宝宝哼哼道:“他小时候每个暑假都要随老妈去乡下住一阵子。” The Mother Qin ancestral home in Zhe Province, in childhood grows up in some Zhe Province small county, while at junior high school the following parents move to Shanghai. Home also, but many years have not been occupied by the person, Mother Qin brings Qin Ze to live in her good elder and younger sister home. In the memory that aunt is very gentle, the junior middle school on Qin Ze that year, caught an illness to pass away. 秦妈祖籍在浙省,幼时在浙省某个小县城长大,初中时跟着父母搬到沪市定居。祖宅还在,不过很多年没住人,秦妈就带秦泽住在她一个好姐妹家里。记忆中那位阿姨很温柔,在秦泽上初中那年,染病去世。 Wang Zijin sits well the small backless stool, the squint looks at Qin Ze, faintly said: Really is own elder sister and younger brother oh. 王子衿端坐小板凳,斜眼看秦泽,幽幽道:“果然是亲姐弟哦。 Listens to the hidden bitterness in her tone very much easily. 很容易就听出她语气里的幽怨。 Qin Ze stares, is Wang Family little elder sister this is angry or is jealous? No matter which type, he were happy how has words to mention, when you start to care about a person, can because of him, but joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness. 秦泽一愣,王家小姐姐这是生气还是吃醋?不管哪一种,他都高兴,有句话怎么说来着,当你开始在意一个人,就会因他而喜怒哀乐。 Qin Baobao outwits the failure, although there is younger brother to help recover the gathering place, lost, therefore Qin Ze and Wang Zijin continue to fish. 秦宝宝智斗失败,虽有弟弟帮着找回场子,到底是输了,于是秦泽王子衿继续钓鱼。 Qin Baobao moves the small backless stool to younger brother side, takes off one to lower with the sandals, builds the foot on the Qin Ze leg. Bored glancing right and left, picks up the pebble to disturb from time to time, from time to time teases younger brother. Looks that his cheek rolls the eyes. 秦宝宝把小板凳挪到弟弟身边,脱掉一只低跟凉鞋,把脚搭在秦泽腿上。无聊的左顾右盼,时而捡起小石子捣乱,时而挑逗一下弟弟。看着他的侧脸翻白眼。 Qin Ze pays no attention to her, she pulls out the cell phone to brush Weibo, the person of Qin Baobao Weibo attention, after is enters the entertainment world, knew that for example Huang Yuteng, Li Rongxing, Hong Jingyao and Xu Yunhan...... 秦泽不理她,她就掏出手机刷微博,秦宝宝微博关注的人,都是进娱乐圈后认识的,比如黄宇腾李荣兴洪敬尧徐韵寒...... Before Xu Yunhan a half hour, renewed Weibo: Capital City concert successfully ended, next station: Jinshi!” 徐韵寒半小时前更新了一篇微博:“京城演唱会圆满结束,下一站:津市!” Xu Yunhan matched in the picture of powder room, the hairstylist is replacing the hairstyle for her. 徐韵寒配了一张自己在化妆间的照片,身后的发型师正为她更换发型。 fans under commented: 粉丝在下方评论: Walks together, I in Capital City, am not far from Jinshi in any case.” “一起走,反正我就在京城,离津市不远。” Where Yunhan arrives, where we accompany, when does the concert admission ticket start to sell?” 韵寒走到哪里,我们就陪到哪里,演唱会门票什么时候开始出售?” Goddess is really attractive, takes off one's jewelry also attractively.” 女神真漂亮,卸了妆也漂亮。” Most likes your New Endless Love, 100 to praise.” “最喜欢你的新不了情,100个赞。” When comes to a nation to tour? In anticipation.” “什么时候来个全国巡演?期待中。” She selected Huang Yuteng Weibo, without renewal, selected Li Rongxing Weibo, this fellow went to some grade of variety show to be the judge recently, frequently sent the picture that some and student player interacted. fans reply is also astonishing. 她点开了黄宇腾微博,没更新,又点开李荣兴微博,这家伙最近去了某档综艺节目当评委,经常发一些和学生选手互动的照片。粉丝回复量亦是惊人。 The time is changing, what beforehand little fresh meat walks is the pure idol route, keeping aloof that no matter the men and women, hold oneself, does not eat world fireworks. With the development of network, celebrity and platform of fans interaction increases. Many celebrity often send Weibo, sending some personal photos is also good. If can have the funny humorous point material, perhaps popular is the celebrity life. 时代在变化,以前的小鲜肉走的是纯偶像路线,不管男女,把自己捧的高高在上,不食人间烟火。随着网络的发展,明星粉丝互动的平台增多。很多明星动不动就发微博,发一些生活照也是好的。如果能有搞笑诙谐点的素材,没准就上娱乐头条了。人气明星的生命嘛。 Although brushes the face to brush has the feeling is the track, the work is the bright main road, but an outstanding work, only happens by happy circumstance. 虽然刷脸刷存在感是小道,作品才是煌煌大道,可一部优秀的作品,可遇不可求。 Well, old bro cheek also very well looks. 咦,老弟侧脸还挺好看的。 Qin Baobao fishes out the cell phone, opens the photograph function, the adjustment angle, the silhouette of Qin Ze earnest fishing, and own big long leg pats. 秦宝宝摸出手机,打开摄像功能,调整角度,把秦泽认真钓鱼的侧影,以及自己的大长腿拍进去。 Later the point opens Weibo, the upload, with character: Knows fishing fishing fishing......” 之后点开微博,上传,配字:“就知道钓鱼钓鱼钓鱼......” Renews Weibo. 更新微博 The Qin Baobao's Weibo attention has achieved the whatever happens|10 million rank. She sends Weibo, immediately some netizens see. 秦宝宝的微博关注已经达到千万级别。她发一条微博,立刻就有网友看到。 Side face kills.” “侧颜杀。” Here we go again, Qin Baobao your Basking in the Young Brother Crazed Demon, I only want to say that comes one dozen of such pictures again.” “又来了,秦宝宝你这个晒弟狂魔,我只想说,再来一打这样的照片。” My younger brother is graceful, is not right, my husband is graceful.” “我弟弟就是帅,不对,我老公就是帅。” On me thought that this posture does tease very much? Qin Baobao do you pull up younger brother like this really?” “就我觉得这姿势很挑逗么?秦宝宝你这样撩弟弟真的好吗?” Hey, monster monster zero? Here has pair of German Orthopedic Surgery (sis and bro caught in the act), has threatened the social peace fully.” “喂,妖妖零吗?这里有一对德国骨科,已经充分威胁到社会和平。” Policeman, is she, pulls up younger brother crazed demon, seizes quickly her, younger brother is my.” “警察叔叔,就是她,撩弟狂魔,快把她捉走,弟弟是我的。” „The Goddess big long leg sincerity is attractive, is long and white and tender, said, looked at my heart movement.” 女神的大长腿真心诱人,又直又长又白嫩,讲真,看得我心动。” This?” “这是哪儿?” Skirt big person replied, where was this? Fish pond? Where does Goddess play?” “屌大的人回答一下,这是哪里?鱼塘?女神在哪里玩呢?” A little looks familiar, probably some Shanghai peripheral old town scenic site.” “有点眼熟,好像是沪市周边某个古镇旅游景点。” Right, I also went to there to play last year.” “对对对,我去年还去那里玩过。” „There the place that āi yōu, I go to work leaves ten kilometers, I drive to have a look.” 哎呦,我上班的地方离那儿就十公里,我开车去看看。” Forms a team to stop up Qin Baobao to go.” “组队堵秦宝宝去。” Goes together.” “同去。” One after another.” “一起一起。” The Qin Baobao happy brushing reply, sees here, beautiful face changing colors, āi yā, A'Ze, our places exposed.” 秦宝宝开心的刷回复,看到这里,花容失色,“哎呀,阿泽,我们的地点暴露了。” Qin Ze turns head, visits her at a loss. 秦泽扭头,茫然看着她。 I photograph to pass on Weibo, was recognized here incautiously, everyone said that must come to stop up me.” “我拍照传微博,一不小心被人认出这儿来啦,大家说要过来堵我。” Qin Ze is not then calm, he read the entertainment story before, always has such and such celebrity airports by fans at the airport, myriad fans pick what/anything. The idol appealed that fans wants calm...... then to hide at the airport calmly does not dare to come out. 这下秦泽也不淡定了,他以前看娱乐新闻,总有某某明星机场被粉丝堵在机场,万千粉丝接机什么的。偶像呼吁粉丝要冷静冷静......然后躲在机场不敢出来。 He loved at that time, now the geomancy transfers in turn. This must be stopped up in the fish pond, can be pushed down the water by fans? 他当时喜闻乐见,如今风水轮流转。这要被堵在鱼塘里,岂不是要被粉丝推下水? Sister Zijin, do not fish, we walk.” Qin Ze raises the fishing pole, prepares to flash the person. 子衿姐,别钓了,我们走吧。”秦泽一提鱼竿,准备闪人。 Immediately walks, perhaps that side the town has elder sister's fans.” Qin Baobao said. “马上走,说不定镇子那边就有姐的粉丝呢。”秦宝宝说。 Three people selected several biggest fish, other set free, but also fishing pole and other thing, hastily left. 三人挑了几条个头最大的鱼,其余放生,还了鱼竿等物,匆匆离开。 Returned to the small town, mixes in the boundless man-nautical mile, immediately was not flustered. 回了小镇,混入茫茫人海里,顿时心不慌了。 Originally wants to stroll along the business street, Wang Zijin receives a call suddenly, arrives at the distant place to put through, after the moment, said: I must go to Hongqiao Airport.” 本来想沿商业街逛一圈,王子衿忽然接到一个电话,走到远处接通,片刻后,过来说:“我要去一趟虹桥机场。” Qin Baobao said: I deliver you to pass, is not far.” 秦宝宝说:“我送你过去,也不远。” Wang Zijin said: I take taxi, do not come.” 王子衿说:“我自己打车去,你们别来。” A Qin Baobao brow wrinkle, said in a low voice: What's wrong?” 秦宝宝眉头一皱,低声道:“怎么了?” Wang Zijin curls the lip: My second aunt came.” 王子衿撇嘴:“我二姑来了。” elder sister and younger brother two know the Wang Zijin family's matter, for a while is critical situation. 姐弟俩都知道王子衿家里的事,一时如临大敌。 Wang Zijin beckons with the hand: All right, she could not govern me. But my second aunt temper is quite stubborn, likes the venting anger person, cannot make her know that I live in your here. The Baobao (darling) enterprise on just the stock rail, do not cause complications.” 王子衿摆摆手:“没事,她治不了我。但我二姑性子比较犟,喜欢迁怒人,不能让她知道我住你们这儿。宝宝事业刚上正轨,别节外生枝了。” Qin Baobao said: That line, you go.” 秦宝宝就说:“那行,你去吧。” Qin Ze discontented looked at elder sister one. 秦泽不满的看了姐姐一眼。 After Wang Zijin walks, Qin Baobao and Qin Ze continue to stroll on the business street, sees the interesting curiosity shop, goes to look, look, Qin Baobao will usually buy several types of small things. 王子衿走后,秦宝宝秦泽继续逛商业街,看见有趣的古玩店,就进去瞧一瞧,看一看,秦宝宝通常都会买几样小物件。 A'Ze, I was tired.” Qin Baobao stands in same place is not willing to move, plays the brazen to want younger brother to carry her. 阿泽,我累了。”秦宝宝站在原地不肯动,耍赖皮要弟弟背她。 Perspiration of big hot days, mounts person.” Qin Ze is not willing to act as the elder sister's two foot mounts. “大热天的一身汗,黏不黏人。”秦泽不愿意充当姐姐的两脚坐骑。 You carry me.” Qin Baobao stamps the feet. “你背我。”秦宝宝跺脚。 The Qin Ze curved knee, the look is slightly helpless. 秦泽微微弯膝,神色无奈。 The Qin Baobao elegant face raises a beautiful dimple immediately, slightly runs several steps, a both legs tread, plunges younger brother ruthlessly, almost throws a dog to gnaw the mud unexpected Qin Ze. 秦宝宝俏脸立刻扬起一个明媚笑靥,小跑几步,双腿一蹬,狠狠扑向弟弟,差点把猝不及防的秦泽扑一个狗啃泥。 āi yōu.” Qin Baobao hit to hurt own chest, is rubbing 36 D, angrily said: Is a burden.” 哎呦。”秦宝宝把自己的胸撞疼了,揉着36d,怒道:“就是个累赘。” Qin Ze has the different views: How breast is not great gathers the will of the people.” 秦泽有不同看法:“乳不巨何以聚人心。”
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