„Li Laoer!” what Fangqi has clapped a Li He palm of the hand, „you are really great!” “李老二！”何芳气的拍了李和一巴掌,“你真是好样的！” „Hehe, should not be angry.” Li He immediately smiling face relative, is rubbing what Fang the small hand, the say/way of being smiling, „you looked that my skin coarse meat is thick, do not call to hurt you.” “嘿嘿,别生气。”李和立马笑脸相对,搓着何芳的小手,嬉皮笑脸的道,“你看我皮糙肉厚的,别给你打疼了。” „Does not have you to be thick-skinned!” what Fang the tight face, could not bear smile immediately. “都没你皮厚！”何芳本来紧绷绷的脸,立马就忍不住笑了。 „You have a look, is with a smile attractive.” Li He coaxes the wife to have repertoire self-confidently. “你看看,笑着才好看呢。”李和自信哄媳妇还是有套路的。 „Little shows off cleverness, I told you, later you were sloppy I not to manage, let the child and you studies, my non- and you have not ended.” what Fanghui Room washed the face, after simple tracing eyebrow, carries the packet to come out saying that „I walked, favors the child.” “少卖乖,我告诉你啊,以后你自己邋遢我就不管了,让孩子和你学,我非和你没完。”何芳回屋洗了个脸,简单的描眉后,拎着小包出来道,“我走了,把孩子看好。” „What to do does unmarried girl cry?” Does not have idea regarding little unmarried girl Li He, although usually also gives him a face, does not make a tearful scene, but wakes up the first matter to see mother, such slightly recognized people, but also recognizes clearly. “闺女哭咋办？”对于小闺女李和没辙,虽然平常也给他一点面子,不怎么哭闹,但是醒来第一件事都是要看到妈妈的,这么小就认人了,还认得清楚的很。 what Fangdao, „my mother in dragon that when will come back, you first at home just wait.” 何芳道,“我妈在龙子那,等会就回来了,你先在家等着吧。” „Hey...” Li He must continue to speak, what Fang drove to run away. “喂...”李和还要继续说话,何芳已经开车跑掉了。 what Fang rigid vigor to the well-known colleges and universities, makes him admire very much, he rejoices very much the good and evil a little family property, finally not for school district room, but was worried, not worst is the house, otherwise his family/home woman must join to fire the army in school district room, the intelligence quotient does not rub downward the straight line to fall. 何芳对名校的执着劲,很让他佩服,他很庆幸好歹有点家底,终于不会为学区房而苦恼了,最不差的就是房子,要不然他家这娘们非加入炒学区房的大军不可,智商非蹭蹭地往下直线掉。 In the family/home has two children, he cannot rest the afternoon nap, draws the son grandfather and grandchild to look to the family/home in water jar. 家里有两个孩子,他睡不得午觉,拉着儿子爷俩对着家里的水缸看。 „Who does this fish give?” “这鱼谁给的？” In the water jar originally only then such wild Gold Dragon of two having several, come back to look now, unexpectedly 6, all kick in the water jar, bewildered are many 4 to come out, and is Gold Dragon, little said that also two jin (0.5 kg), biggest that he uses the hand to think over, there are 78 jin (0.5 kg). 水缸里原本只有那么两条有数的野生金龙,现在回来一看,居然有6条,全在水缸里扑腾,莫名其妙的的多了4条出来,且都是大金龙,一条少说也有二斤重,最大的那条,他用手一掂量,也有78斤。 He affirmed very much, Gold Dragon of his family/home has not produced the country egg, even if has spawned, not long is so quick. 他很肯定,他家的金龙没有产国卵,即使是产卵了,也不会长的这么快。 Also, completely was not a variety! 再说,完全不是一个品种啊！ „Bald...” Li Lan crisp replying, but also places in the water jar to tease the fish the finger. “光头...”李览脆生生的答话,还把手指放在水缸里逗鱼。 „What at sixes and sevens.” What meaning that Li He has not understood Li Lan said that thinks that he must cut hair, „can cut the bald, old innertube you shaves?” “什么乱七八糟的。”李和没听懂李览说的什么意思,以为他要理发,“是不是要去剪光头,老子带你去剃？” Li Lan shakes the head. 李览摇头。 „Brother-in-law, when you comes back.” What dragon digs up similarly nearby the water jar looked, points at biggest that saying that „this fellow is really fat, every day buys the small fish to feed, it snatches fiercest.” “姐夫,你什么时候回来的。”何龙同样扒在水缸跟前看,指着最大的那一条道,“这家伙真肥,每天买小鱼喂,它抢的最厉害。” „Was just proficient, does this fish you buy? Yo, is this sister-in-law?” Wu Chunqiang whole family also came, the side also woman, Li He points at a chair saying that „you sit, you're welcome.” “刚刚到家,这鱼你买的？哟,这是嫂子吧？”吴春强一家子也来了,旁边还有一个妇女,李和指着一把椅子道,“你自己坐,别客气。” Wu Chunqiang beckons with the hand saying that „does not sit, dragon where has the skill to buy such big fish, does not have the place to buy richly, is others gives to you, we feed daily.” 吴春强摆摆手道,“不坐了,龙子哪有本事买到这么大的鱼,有钱都没地方买,是人家送给你的,咱俩都天天来喂的。” „Who delivers?” Li He had not heard that who delivered him the fish. “谁送的？”李和也没听说谁送他鱼了。 what Longdao, „that monk in North Pole temple.” 何龙道,“北极寺的那个和尚。” „Originally is Master Bo.” Li He understood Li Lan finally a moment ago the words meaning, but was a little curious, „where did he come?” “原来是博师傅。”李和终于明白李览刚才话的意思了,但是还是有点好奇,“他从哪里来的？” what Longdao, „the North Pole temple in making cultural relics preservation anything, carries out the repair, this fishes from their backyard pond, said that is *** inside fish, initially Republic of China president Feng Guozhang sold.” 何龙道,“北极寺在做文物保护什么的,重新搞装修,这个就是从他们后院池里面捞出来的,说本来是***里面的鱼,当初民国大总统冯国璋卖出来的。” „Real false?” Feng Guozhang sells fish piece Li He to listen, the genuine and fake are unable to research actually. “真的假的？”冯国璋卖鱼这段子李和听过,真假倒是无从考证。 After Yuan Shikai died, the Beiyang political power is split up, changes the president changing the clothes is more industrious , the president also has become the temporary worker. 袁世凯死后,北洋政权四分五裂,换总统比换衣服还勤,总统也就成了临时工。 After open/stretch Xun restores the failure, Feng Guozhang has become the acting president, he moves in *** later, saw in groups fish in groups, it is said inside fish was the Lords of successive dynasties Forbidden City breeds, the biggest fish had several hundred jin (0.5 kg), had over a hundred years. 张勋复辟失败后,冯国璋当上了代理总统,他入住***以后,看到了里面成群成群的鱼,据说里面的鱼都是历朝紫禁城之主放养的,最大的鱼有好几百斤,已经有上百年了。 His miraculous glow flashes, has discovered a huge opportunity! 他灵光一闪,发现了一个天大的商机！ He *** in fish had sold to the fish monger child completely! 他将***里的鱼全部卖给了鱼贩子！ Suddenly, in Beijing everywhere in hawking „president fish”, and expensive. 一时间,北京城内到处都在叫卖“总统鱼”,而且价格不菲。 Within the several days the fish in Jinshui River was sold out. 数日之内金水河里的鱼就被抢购一空。 When the person jokingly calls: „The prime minister Dongling logging, state head South China Sea sells the fish.” 时人戏称:“宰相东陵伐木,元首南海卖鱼。” Feng Guozhang altogether has sold 80,000 this batch of fish, since has made Ming , Qing the biggest joke. 冯国璋将这批鱼一共卖了80000块,闹出了明清以来最大的笑话。 Wu Chunqiang said, „this was also that the lesser monk who delivered the fish to come says.” 吴春强道,“这也是那个送鱼过来的小和尚说的。” „That probably and that's the end.” Li He nods, Monk Bo will not deceive people probably. He to what Longdao, „afternoon , if all right to accompany me to buy a big fish bowl, this water jar was a little small.” “那大概就是了。”李和点点头,博和尚大概是不会骗人的。他对何龙道,“下午要是没事陪我去买个大鱼缸,这个水缸还是有点小了。” „Becoming, I go, you sleep well, I am also all right in any case now.” what dragon turns around to walk. “成,我去吧,你好好睡个觉,反正我现在也没什么事。”何龙转身就走。 „Yeah, waits, draws cash to you.” Li He toward what Longhan. “哎,等下,拿钱给你。”李和朝何龙喊。 „On me has.” what dragon has turned around to go out does not see the shadow, can only hear the sound that the vehicle starts. “我身上有。”何龙转过身出门就不见影子了,只能听见车子启动的声音。 Li He asked, „what dragon did buy the car(riage)?” 李和问,“何龙买车了？” Wu Chunyan says with a smile in the one side, „he wants to buy the car(riage) to come, Big Sister said that he spends randomly, has not made him buy, drove to him your family's that van. He opens daily is being same as the treasure, I added that might as well buy, treasures again treasures again is not the family/home, opened badly the brother-in-law not to result in opens.” 吴春燕在一旁笑着道,“他本来想买车来着,大姐说他乱花钱,就没让他买,把你家的那个面包车给他开了。他天天开着跟宝贝一样,我还说呢,不如买呢,再爱惜再爱惜都不是自己家的,开坏了姐夫就没得开了。” Li He said, „has the driving license to be good, making him open, in the family/home also has two car(riage)s.” 李和道,“有驾照就好,让他开吧,家里还有两辆车呢。” Is also good to what dragon, what Fang of province said that in the family/home three car(riage)s waste. 给何龙也好,省的何芳说家里三辆车浪费。 „A dead child point to will late toss about.” Ms. what is very awkward. “死孩子一点到晚挺会折腾。”何老太太跟着挺尴尬。 „Aunt child, I rests the meeting first.” Li He rubs the eyes, a little cannot support. “婶子,我先去睡会。”李和揉揉眼睛,有点撑不住。 „ You go, child awoke had me. „ Old woman also urged Li He to rest. “那你去吧,孩子醒了有我呢。“老太太也劝李和去休息。 Li He returns to the room this to rest, rests to around 3 : 00 pm directly. 李和回屋这一睡,直接睡到下午三点多钟。 He wakes up in what Fang who on the desk that opens arrives shortly writes to copy. 他醒来睁开眼看到的就是在书桌上写写抄抄的何芳。 „Wife, comes, making husband have a look.” “媳妇,过来,让老公看看。” „Rests you to think.” what Fangtou has not lifted, does not have the time to respond him. “睡你觉。”何芳头也没抬,没功夫搭理他。 „Wife, you were getting more and more attractive.” Li He set out from her in the past, two hands were dishonest. “老婆,你越来越漂亮了。”李和起身从她背后过去,两只手也不老实。 „In the past, I filled out the admittance form to the son.” what Fang the face was red. “过去,我给儿子填入学表格呢。”何芳脸都红了。 Li He say/way with a laugh, „I do not understand that why the woman does not pay attention to train the makings, read some books, enrichment internal beauty, always liked maintaining the flesh, time flower in superficial external beautiful? Has makings real not to have like my wife.” 李和笑呵呵的道,“我就不明白了,为什么女人不注意培养气质,多读些书,充实内在美,老爱保养肌肤,把时间花在肤浅的外在美上？像我老婆这样子有气质的真没有。” „That is because the man is mostly superficial, actually little is the blind person.” what Fang said suddenly, was startled directly, staring was staring at Li He. “那是因为男人大多肤浅,却很少是瞎子。”何芳突然说完,直接怔住了,直勾勾的盯着李和。 „Look?” Li He taken a look being scared. “看吗？”李和被瞅的发毛。 what Fang sneers saying that „Li Laoer, you confessed that did has been unfair to my matter!” 何芳冷笑道,“李老二,你从实招来,是不是干了对不起我的事了！” „What with what? I am good to you have mistake!” The Li He cold sweat braves. “什么跟什么？我对你好也有错啊！”李和冷汗直冒。 „Is short to me flatters, your what temper amn't I clear? You said honestly, you word of praise that spoke after coming back marries these many years to say compared with us many!” what Fang speech Yin whiz whiz. “少给我灌迷魂汤,你什么性子我不清楚？你老老实实的说,你从回来之后说的好话是不是比咱们结婚这么多年说的都多！”何芳说话阴嗖嗖的。 „Hey, you said that this saying did not have the meaning!” The say/way of Li He righteousness words, „I to your heart, but the world may reflect!” “喂,你说这话就没意思了！”李和义正言辞的道,“我对你的心可是天地可鉴！” He no longer gives opportunity that she spoke, has kissed. 他不再给她说话的机会,直接吻了过去。 Among the men and women nothing was an artillery cannot solve, if an artillery could not solve that two artillery, two artillery also incorrect words, went to the hospital to inspect. It is not the method is not right, will not rest, either is the equipment abandonment. 男女之间没有什么事是一炮解决不了的,如果一炮解决不了那就两炮,两炮还不行的话,去医院检查一下吧。不是方法不对,是不会睡,要么就是设备报废。 „Husband, I loves you!” “老公,我爱你！” „Wife, I also loves you!” Li He whole body soft probably was given to pull out to empty was the same, one type died also the happy feeling of value, that soul leaves the hole feeling to be unusual. “媳妇,我也爱你！”李和全身软绵绵的就好像被人给掏空了一样,又有一种就算死了也值的痛快感,那种灵魂出窍般的感觉非同一般。