„Ignorant incurable!” Puts on the young people of western-style clothing, looked that nearby short and stout middle-aged person complexion is not good, the hurried comfort said, „President Zheng, we do not haggle over with this person, do not have the culture, we go back also to appeal, strengthens the propaganda, cannot make these not have the nouveau riche of culture to lose face externally!” “愚昧不可救药！”穿着西装的年轻人,看旁边的矮胖的中年人脸色不好,急忙安慰道,“郑社长,咱们不要和这种人计较,没文化,咱们回去还要多呼吁一下,加强宣传,不能让这些没文化的暴发户在国外丢人！” I am the elite I am the countenance of civilized person. 一副我是精英我是文明人的嘴脸。 „Everybody has heavy responsibilities, our newspaper person is shouldering the responsibility of enlightened propaganda.” “大家任重而道远啊,我们报纸人担负着教化宣传的责任。” The short and stout middle-aged person has not said, the river healthcare could not hold in smiles. 矮胖的中年人还没说完,江保健就憋不住笑了。 even/including Yixiang serious in speech and manner Dong Hao smiled. 连一向不苟言笑的董浩都笑了。 Ivanov and Fulla and the others could not understand, the river healthcare gave to translate with a smile. 伊万诺夫和巴芙拉等人听不懂,江保健笑着给翻译了。 Result people smile before , after bending down, supine. 结果一众人都笑的前俯后仰。 What? 什么？ Doesn't Li He have the culture? 李和没文化？ This was funniest laughing that they listened. 这是他们听的最好笑的笑话了。 Said Li He anything has, but never had the person to dare saying that he did not have the culture. 说李和什么的都有,但是从来没有人敢说他没文化的。 Even if Ivanov and the others knows, Li He is one has the professor of very high professional level, especially in the understanding of military hardware, to various countries' family property is familiar, has become a soldier their these is more specialized. 即使是伊万诺夫等人都知道,李和是一名拥有很高专业水平的教授,特别是在军事武器的了解上,对各国的家底都是如数家珍,比他们这些当过兵的还要专业。 Li He could not bear smile, his Li Laoer „reference” the reputation did not waste the unwarranted reputation, although there is an ingredient of cheating, what may was really his strength. 李和自己都忍不住笑了,他李老二“参考文献”的名头绝非是浪费虚名,虽然有作弊的成分,可实打实的是他的实力。 „You have a face to smile!” The short and stout people stared one river healthcare that takes the lead in smiling. “你还有脸笑！”矮胖子瞪了一眼带头笑的江保健。 river Baojian says with a smile, „this veteran comrade, I reminded your, stood before you is a professor, was the well-known physicist, 51 labor medal winners.” 江保健笑着道,“这位老同志,我提醒你一下,站在你面前的这位是一位教授,也是国内知名的物理学家,51劳动奖章获得者。” The opposite party was only amazed, the tall girl stared at Li He to look carefully, then did the indifferent say/way, „also match to be the professor on this person? The award presentation meeting I at the scene, have not visited you. You said that you are 51 labor medal winners certainly? Has the evidence?” 对方只是惊诧了一下,高个子女孩子仔细的盯着李和看了看,然后冷眼道,“就这种人也配做教授？颁奖大会我就在现场,可没有看过你。你说你是51劳动奖章获得者就一定是啊？有证据吗？” „Thousand number people, not being able to see me to be very normal. Why did I show to you?” Li He smiles, does not care at all, nobody has the qualifications to need him to show. “千把号人,看不见我很正常。我凭什么向你证明？”李和笑笑,也满不在乎,没什么人有资格需要他去证明。 „Here, but US!” The middle-aged people get angry Li He not to struggle! “这里可是美国！”中年人怒李和不争！ „That how?” The Li He indifferent say/way, „I spent here, do I also want to bend the waist to be affected?” “那又怎么了？”李和无所谓的道,“难道我在这里花了钱,我还要弯腰装孙子？” In this world the most beautiful scenery is money, the richness is the sea extravagantly depends certainly on the fish dive, does not have money is the broken drum lets the person to beat. 这个世界上最美的风景一定是钱,有钱就是海阔凭鱼跃,没钱就是破鼓任人捶。 Except that school place is worth him spending to be affected, he cannot find out probably other where. 除了学校这种地方值得他花钱装孙子,他好像也想不出别的什么地方。 The middle-aged people looked at Ivanov and other foreigner who laughs crazily, is cold the face to ask Li He, „what unit are you? Let receive your foreign friend unit to look at the joke?” 中年人看了看伊万诺夫等56个正在疯狂大笑的老外,寒着脸问李和,“你们是什么单位的？让接待你们的外国友人单位看笑话吗？” Li He is puzzled, „was this also obstructing your matter?” 李和不解,“这也碍着你事情了？” „This mister, I first was sorry, we were the developing countries, the quality of people waited for improving, but you could rest assured that we will certainly try hard to intertwine to educate.” The middle-aged people have not responded Li He, instead spoke to Ivanov in English, „after going to the US, I deeply by feelings, air that delightful fresh, moreover was an unusual luxury.” “这位先生,我首先表示歉意,我们还是发展中国家,人民群众的素质有待提高,不过你放心,我们一定会努力纠结教育。”中年人没搭理李和,反而用英语对伊万诺夫说话,“来到美国之后,我深受感触,空气是那么的甜美清新,而且是一种奇特的奢华。” „Moreover the quality of American is very high, this makes our impression profound, our China is very difficultly in comparison, needs us to study frequently.” The tall girl also behind supplemented. “而且美国人的素质很高,这让我们印象深刻,我们中国是很难与之相比的,需要我们时刻学习。”高个子女孩子也跟着身后补充。 Probably is the Ivanov big overwhelming power, the western-style clothing tie big sunglasses, big string bodyguard, side is also standing the big beautiful woman of Fulla this kind of bringing disaster on the nation and people rank, fully conforms to an image of luxurious dissolute and unrestrained American big capitalist. 大概是伊万诺夫高大威猛,西装领带大墨镜,身后一大串保镖,旁边还站着巴芙拉这样一个祸国殃民级别的大美女,完全符合一个奢侈荒淫无度的美国大资本家的形象。 However this saying is blind person whistle jig to a milestone, Ivanov's English is not enough to understand completely completely, only then nearby Fulla looks at the Li He complexion, wants to smile and does not dare to smile. 不过这话完全是瞎子对牛弹琴,伊万诺夫的英语水平完全不足以理解,只有旁边的巴芙拉看着李和的脸色,想笑而又不敢笑。 river Baojian has turned around to cover the mouth hurriedly, fears unable to hold in. 江保健急忙转过身掩口,真的怕憋不住。 Nobody gives Translator Ivanov, instead makes him mystified. 没人给伊万诺夫翻译,反而让他一脸迷惑。 Li He instantaneous compels ignorant. 李和瞬间懵逼。 Where this is comes compels funny! 这是哪里来的逗逼啊！ Accounts for entire world 5% population, included 25% criminals and 50% attorneys, and spent in the world 60% narcotic countries, high-quality where comes! 一个占全世界5%的人口,却囊括了25%的罪犯和50%的律师,并且消费了世界上60%毒品的国家,是哪里来的高素质啊！ Reason that the western world becomes the developed country , because they do not have the quality, the thoughts suffice the poison developed! From the black uncle to the Indian, does not dare to kill without them! 西方世界之所以成为发达国家,就是因为他们没素质,心思够毒才发达的啊！从黑叔叔到印第安人,没有他们不敢杀的啊！ If before , is only simple contradiction at heart, was not familiar with these people to speak exhaltedly that now thoroughly loathes. 如果之前只是简单的心里抵触,不习惯这些人居高临下的说话那么现在就是彻底的厌恶了。 Who he can very affirmative determination these people be probably! 他大概可以很肯定的确定这些人是什么人了！ In this world, 5 things can attack at will discredit at will, that is Chinese and Chinese government, Chinese, the Chinese officials and Chinese State-owned enterprises. 在这个世界上,有5件事物可以随意攻击随意抹黑,那就是中国、中国政府、中国人、中国官员、中国国企。 These people take the world judgment as own duty, regards the government and common people issue is many, confessed that acting initiation responsibility, destroys person tireless one group of cultural workers, they took European and American date Han as the civilized lighthouse, regarded the home to be ignorant for the backwardness, standing that the close centralization, then always thinks oneself infallible in the commanding point of morals, the civilized commanding point, to the thing recklessly review that any they could not take a liking, disregarded according, even the evil intention fabricated a rumor, suppressed, disparages, to any refuted their people, they would arrogant returning by: Servility! 这些人以天下评判为己任,视政府和百姓问题多多,自认担当启蒙责任,毁人不倦的一群文化人,他们以欧美日韩为文明灯塔,视国内为落后愚昧,封闭集权,然后总是自以为是的站在道德的制高点,文明的制高点,对任何他们瞧不上的东西肆意点评,无视根据,甚至恶意造谣,打压,贬低,对任何反驳他们的人,他们总会高傲的回以:奴性嘛！ Along my democracy, counter my dictatorship. 顺我者民主,逆我者独裁。 He bothersomest is this group of people, simply is the scientific circles „people branch”, turned «to Road of Enslaving» said oneself are Ao Pai, only looks at a principle of economics to dare to criticize the Chinese monetary policy, does not know that is the young bull does not fear the tiger, the brain enters the water not to have the lower limit remnantly. 他最烦的就是这帮人,简直就是科学界的“民科”,翻了一遍《通往奴役之路》就说自己是奥派,只看过一本经济学原理就敢批判中国货币政策,不知道是初生牛犊不怕虎,还是脑残进水无下限。 He has not looked down upon people branch actually the meaning. 他倒是没有看不起看不起民科的意思。 However this kind of person everything likes promoting a flash news, from and surface, again from surface. 但是这类人凡事都喜欢搞个大新闻,由点及面,再由面到点。 No matter what person, criticizes current politics or social phenomenon is the normal matter. But because Chinese special ideology exists, makes some people raise to the plane of political principle blindly, they will not limit to the government, they cannot get used to seeing all matters and thing on society. 不管什么样的人,批评时政或者社会现象是再正常不过的事情。但由于中国特殊的意识形态存在,又使得一些人盲目上纲上线,他们根本不会局限于政府,他们看不惯社会上的一切事和物。 This grade of person not necessarily is the person of management, but deceives several money with the civilized thread of conversation with. Somewhat pretends to be the hero, always by all means amasses money to ask others to bleed. 这等人未必就是办事的人,只是用文明的话头骗几个钱用用罢了。有些冒充英雄的,向来只管自己敛财叫别人流血的。 Occasionally, the buttocks also will sit crookedly. 偶尔呢,屁股还会坐歪。 The management hit the person, they came out, American police killed people at will, they disappeared. The second generations of rich hit the person, they came out, various US unceasing armed assault cases, they disappeared. 城管打人了,他们出来了,美国警察随意杀人,他们消失了。富二代撞人了,他们又出来了,美国各种不断的枪击案,他们又消失了。 Ivanov sees everybody to pay no attention to him, oneself also in blurry, can only seek help behind secretary, after hearing the translation of behind secretary , is not instantaneously good. 伊万诺夫见大家都不理他,自己还在迷糊,只能求助身后的秘书,当听得身后的秘书的翻译后,也是瞬间就不好了。 This is the rare and beautiful flowers where comes! 这是哪里来的奇葩！ His clear pronunciation and mellow voice said in English, „I come from Belarus!” 他字正腔圆的用英语道,“我来自白俄罗斯！” „Belarus?” Short and stout middle-aged person complexion is not suddenly good, the complexion feelings of other people are unattractive. “白俄罗斯？”矮胖的中年人脸色陡然就不好了,其它人的脸色感觉也不好看。 Angry looks at Li He. 都愤怒的看着李和。 Li He feels to treat unjustly, closes his hair Shi! 李和感觉冤枉,关他毛事！ „Veteran comrade, why should why go, but before walking, please leave me the picture.” “老同志,该干嘛干嘛去吧,不过走之前请把照片留给我。”