M1979 :: Volume #3

#636: Ox


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Hangs the power failure words, comes out from the parking lot, is preparing toward the park, touches the pocket not to have the admission ticket, has a look at the row of long ticket window again, is bustling and filled with people. 挂掉电话,从停车场出来,正准备往公园里面去,一摸口袋没有门票,再看看排的长长的售票窗口,人头攒动。 Busy season of leave, as the national well-known scenic spot, the person was needless saying that definitely many, local area, outside area, altogether gripped toward inside. 正是休假的旺季,作为全国知名景点,人不用说都肯定多,本地的,外地的,一股脑的往里面扎。 Also discovers the difference of male secret Henv secret from here him, if careful, went in can not prepare an admission ticket to him before? 从这里他也发现男秘和女秘的区别,要是细心一点的,进去之前能不给他备一张门票吗? He is looking around in all directions, stands at the back of the woman of small cloth wrapper nearby him asks, „do big brothers, want the admission ticket?” 他正四处张望,一个背着小布包的妇女站在他跟前问道,“大兄弟,要门票吗?” Wants, how much money?” “要,多少钱一张?” 30, remained one to open finally, you asked others unable to have the ticket. Words that wants, I take to you.” “30,就剩最后一张了,你去找别人也拿不到票。要的话,我就拿给你。” Big Sister, your this business does real smooth.” Even if the busy season, the admission ticket also five, turned six times to ox, if really this year so long as exploits the loopholes, searches the opportunity, makes anything to gain. 大姐,你这生意做的真溜。”哪怕是旺季,门票也才五块,到黄牛手里就翻了六倍,果真这年头只要钻到空子,寻觅到商机,做啥都赚。 Big brothers, I am not easy, you think, I six o'clock lined up in the morning, have arranged for three hours, has arranged 2, was not easy.” The women see the Li He manner to hesitate, says with a smile, I look at that big brothers am the sincere person, 25 take away.” “大兄弟,我也不容易啊,你想想,我早上六点钟就来排队,排了三个小时,也才排了2张,也不容易啊。”妇女见李和态度犹豫,又笑着道,“我看那大兄弟是实诚人,25拿去。” Li He hesitates, is not because fears expensively, how he possibly fears expensively, but he discovers the pocket once more air-to-air. 李和犹豫,不是因为怕贵,他怎么可能怕贵,只是他再次发现口袋空空。 Big Sister, you come with me, arrives at the parking lot with me, on the vehicle rich.” 大姐,你跟我来,跟我到停车场,车上有钱。” Tried on the vehicle to find a money. 试试车上能不能找到一点钱。 The women have a look at Li He, followed without hesitation. 妇女看看李和,也毫不犹豫地跟着了。 Li He can hide money the place to look the vehicle on, only then several cents coin, Li Lan does not play, finally puts. 李和把车上能藏钱的地方都找了,只有几分钱的硬币,还是李览不玩了,最后放进去的。 Thinks quickly in emergencies, opens the reserve box, pulls out one bottle of liquor to say from inside, Big Sister, the body has not put money, do I and you trade what kind of this bottle of red wines?” 急中生智,把后备箱打开,从里面掏出一瓶酒道,“大姐,身上也没装钱,我拿这瓶红酒和你换怎么样?” This bottle of liquor he cannot remember that is who delivers, has been lying down in the reserve box in any case, he has not moved, now the white liquor, the red wine rises in prices fiercely, such one bottle, several thousand have not needed to think. 这瓶酒他也记不得是谁送的,反正一直就在后备箱躺着,他没动过,现在白酒,红酒涨价厉害,这么一瓶,没几千块都不用想。 He expected that wants not silly person, can agree. 他料想只要不傻的人,都能同意。 Under the women size up Li He up and down, cannot bear say, who knows is the real liquor adulterated liquor? Do not deceive me to play.” 妇女上下打量下李和,忍不住道,“谁知道是真酒假酒?别糊弄着我玩的。” Otherwise is not valuable, one bottle of nice wines are dozens starts, will not hate again to change his cost five dollars silly the admission tickets. 不然再不值钱,一瓶好酒都是几十块起步,再傻都不会舍得换他一张成本五块钱的门票。 The Li He patient say/way, Big Sister, I guarantee this liquor real! The vacation compensates ten! I use the moral behavior to guarantee.” 李和耐心的道,“大姐,我保证这酒是真的!假一赔十!我用人品担保。” The women said, this year also has anything to be able real, money has the vacation.” 妇女道,“这年头还有什么能是真的,钱都有假的。” The Li He forced smile said, Big Sister, this is the red wine, the name brand, you take to hand over are the old thousand block money.” 李和苦笑道,“大姐,这是红酒,名牌,你拿出去一转手就是老千把块钱。” One hear of one bottle of broken liquor value thousand blocks, the woman even more is not willing to believe that ridicules saying that rich hurries to give me money, does not have money our let alone some not to have.” 一听一瓶破酒值千把块,女人越发不肯信,奚落道,“有钱就赶紧给我钱,没钱咱也别说那些有的没的。” I .... Li He had almost not been choked by these words. “我....”李和差点没被这句话噎死。 Brother, he does not want me to want.” At this time, just prepared to draw the middle-aged person of vehicle door to walk on next door parking spot, he took off the sunglasses, clamped the handbag to look at two to say to the liquor box, I gave you 100, was good?” “兄弟,他不要我要。”这个时候,一个在隔壁停车位上刚准备拉车门的中年人走过来,他摘下墨镜,夹着皮包对着酒盒子看了两眼道,“我给你100,行不行?” Yeah, you are silly.” Behind the middle-aged people with a woman, in the woman hand is also also pulling a child. “哎,你傻啊。”中年人后面还跟着一个女人,女人手里还牵着一个孩子。 You understand anything.” The middle-aged people do not attend to dissuading of woman, still said with a smile to Li He, „don't brothers, you settle on? His admission ticket also several money, I give you 100.” “你懂什么。”中年人不顾女人的劝阻,仍然对李和笑着道,“兄弟,你看中不?他这门票也才几个钱,我给你100。” Ok, you pick up.” Li He raises one's wine cup directly throws to the middle-aged person. “行,你抱走。”李和直接把酒扔给中年人。 Middle-aged person numb slip took out money to give Li He from the handbag, happy say/way, thanks, Brother.” 中年人麻溜的从皮包掏出钱给李和,高兴的道,“谢谢,兄弟。” The mouth could not have borne hehe excited sound. 嘴里还忍不住嘿嘿的兴奋声。 Li He received money then to lose to woman, Big Sister, exchanges money for the goods.” 李和接过钱然后丢给妇女,“大姐,一手交钱一手交货。” The women have given Li He the admission ticket, then selects the pocket money to give him, looks walking that Li He does not return. 妇女把门票给了李和,然后就点完零钱给他,看着李和头也不回的走了。 Has gained, really has gained, cannot think that plays can come across this good deed.” The middle-aged people raise one's wine cup place the ground, the disassembling liquor box cautiously, raises one's wine cup to pull out from inside, careful turning circle looked several. “赚了,真是赚了,想不到出来玩都能遇到这种好事。”中年人把酒放在地上,小心翼翼的的拆开酒盒子,把酒从里面掏出来,仔仔细细的转圈看了好几遍。 It is not glad with her following woman, you are silly! Spends 100 dollars, buys a wine, in the market 56 dollars, have not elected casually!” 跟着她后面的女人不乐意,“你傻啊!花100块钱,买个葡萄酒,市场上56块钱,还不是随便选!” Say/Way that the middle-aged people disdain, your women! Is the hair grows in experience short! Takes a look at these person letters? Understanding not?” 中年人不屑的道,“你们女人啊!就是头发长见识短!瞧瞧这几个人字母?认识不?” The say/way that the women disdain, v-s-op, whose understanding does not result in probably.” 女人不屑的道,“v-s-op,好像谁不认识似得。” Pegasus! Doesn't know? French famous name wine! Gets what one deserves you not to have the culture!” The men continue self-satisfied extends five hands to point out that on this liquor at least this number, rich also not necessarily has the place to buy in the market!” “人头马!晓得不?法国名酒!活该你没文化!”男人继续洋洋自得的伸出五根手指道,“就这酒至少这个数,在市场上有钱还不一定有地方买!” The women continue to provoke saying that you can determine this liquor real?” 女人继续挑衅道,“你就能确定这酒是真的?” The middle-aged person cheerful say/way, this has not experienced.” 中年人乐呵道,“这就是没见识了。” He raises one's wine cup to install, stands to turn around to point at the Li He vehicle saying that first takes a look at this car(riage) you to know? Doesn't know? Rich and powerful people car(riage) of Sweden! The price I not am quite clear, but can buy my this car(riage) at least three.” 他把酒装好,站起来转过身指着李和的车子道,“先瞧瞧这车你认识不认识吧?不认识吧?瑞典的富豪车!价格我是不太清楚,但是能买我这车至少三辆。” You do not know the price, brags any vigor.” The women do not concede. “你都不知道价格,瞎吹个什么劲。”女人还是不服输。 You have a look at this car license again! What can be false, can't this car license be fake? Do the Arabic numerals also know?” The middle-aged people are pointing at the car(riage) buttocks following license plate, more said more is enthusiastic, does not wait for the woman to reply, continues saying that Capital A00001, you use your pig... Is your brain thinks? This car license is the average person can do to obtain? Is the average person uses? Thinks with the brain well. Also, what seeing in others hands to wear is what? Rolex! World famous table, tens of thousands! Has kept eyes open! You said that this person can have the adulterated liquor? Cracks a joke.” “那你再看看这车牌!什么都能假,这车牌不能假吧?阿拉伯数字也认识吧?”中年人指着车屁股后面的牌照,越说越来劲,不等女人回答,就继续道,“京A00001,你用你那猪...就是你那脑子想想?这车牌是普通人能搞得到的吗?是普通人用的吗?用脑子好好想想吧。还有,还有,看见人家手上戴的是什么?劳力士!世界名表,几万块呢!长眼没长眼啊!你说这种人能有假酒?开什么玩笑。” Has listened to the ticket woman but who actually has not been speaking to be also same as that two husbands and wives in side, stares at the look on the Li He vehicle. 一直在旁边听着没说话的倒票妇女也和那两夫妻一样,把眼神都盯在李和的车上。 Finally finally cannot bear the digression, his brothers, this liquor real value several thousand?” 最后终于忍不住插话,“他兄弟,这酒真的值几千块?” Middle-aged humanity, Big Sister, this small advantage you made me occupy, thank you, you were really my lucky star!” 中年人道,“大姐,这便宜你让我占了,谢谢你啦,你真是我的福星!” He more said that is more self-satisfied. 他越说越得意。 Again rich, how many dollars can also 't come out to change with several thousand the admission ticket? That is not a fool.” The women still tried our luck, she has no way to accept the day to fall the unexpected wealth absolutely then not to catch, otherwise can be annoyed a all year. “再有钱,也不能拿几千块出来换一张几块钱的门票吧?那不是冤大头嘛。”妇女仍然心存侥幸,她绝对没法接受天降横财然后自己没接住,要不然都能懊恼一整年。 Middle-aged humanity, in the rich person eyes, the time is money! You take a look at that platoon the team of far away, on others how possible flower several hours to line up. Our average people do not have money, how many time of money for also the time-saving spends to take the ticket from your hands much, were we also the fools? It is not, wants to save the time. Let alone this rich man. Is richer, more is the pocket does not put money, usually has the secretary, little brother and assistant to help paying, unfortunately, others go out on a person today, has not had money, isn't very ordinary matter?” 中年人道,“在有钱人眼里,时间才是金钱!你瞧瞧那排的大老远的队伍,人家怎么可能花上几个小时去排队。咱们普通人没钱,也为了节省时间多花几倍钱从你们手里拿票,咱们也是冤大头了?不是,都是想省时间。何况这种有钱人。越是有钱的,越是口袋不装钱,平常都有秘书、小弟、助理帮着付,不巧,人家今天就一个人出门,没带钱,不是很平常的事情吗?” The women more are more reasonable, the regret intestines were blue, under to middle-aged humanity, his big brothers, we were discussing, I gave 200, did that liquor forward to me to be what kind of?” 妇女越想越有道理,悔的肠子都青了,对着中年人道,“他大兄弟,咱商量下,我给200,那酒转给我怎么样?” The young woman in side grinning say/way, Big Sister, you may be really beautiful.” 年轻女人在旁边笑嘻嘻的道,“大姐,你可真美。” On woman face one red, says with a smile, Big Sister was old, could not compare your young people, spoke the truth, my young that meeting...” 妇女脸上一红,笑着道,“大姐年龄大了,比不上你们年轻人了,不过说实话,我年轻那会...” „It is not, Big Sister, you misunderstood.” The women break hurriedly. “不是,大姐,你误会了。”女人急忙打断。 „...” The women have gawked staring. “啊...”妇女愣了愣。 You are real beautiful that thinks!” The women said, does not wait for woman to respond, pushes the family/home men to board to leave hurriedly. “你是想的真美!”女人说完,不等妇女反应过来,急忙推着自己家男人上车走人。 Fishes cheaply is hurrying to remove is the correct principle. 捞着便宜就赶紧撤才是正理。 You dare to sexually harass the old lady!” Stamping the feet that the women are mad, looks at the vehicle of going far away not to have the means. Looks in the package the admission ticket of drum drum, but also sells any vigor! “你竟敢调戏老娘啊!”妇女气的跺脚,望着远去的车子也是没办法。看着包里鼓鼓的门票,还卖个什么劲! Oneself have a parched mouth to do for two months both to gain is less than 5000! 自己口干舌燥干上两个月都赚不到5000块! The boiled duck has not been fishing! 煮熟的鸭子都没捞着! Oneself are not the pig! 自己不是猪吗! Li He took the admission ticket, directly went to the park, found cable car place that climbs mountains, has given the money of cable car, went to the mountain directly. 李和拿了门票,就直接去了公园,找到上山的缆车处,给了缆车的钱,直接去了山上。 what Fangzheng took a camera to the license plate that two children kept, Li Lan is also learning to shout the eggplant, was gesticulating scissors. 何芳正拿着一个相机给两个孩子不停的牌照,李览也学会了喊茄子,不停的比划着剪刀手。 „Do you now come? Waits for you to the present.” “你怎么现在才来?等你到现在。” All right, some that the telephone delays are long.” Li He embarrassed has said and not had money with her finally. “没事,电话耽误的有的长。”李和终没好意思和她说又没带钱。 what Fangdao, you are leading two children, gives your master several to illuminate.” 何芳道,“你把俩孩子都带着,给你们爷几个都照。” Li He received Li Yi from the old woman arms, then holds hands in Li Lan. 李和从老太太怀里接过李怡,然后把李览牵手里。 Smiles one.” what Fangna the camera, was saying, son, the head lifts, three .... Two... One.” “都笑一个。”何芳拿着相机,道,“儿子,头抬起来,三....二...一。” Ka! 咔!
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