Hangs the power failurewords, comes outfrom the parking lot, is preparingtoward the park, touches the pocketnot to have the admission ticket, has a look at the row of longticket windowagain, is bustling and filled with people.
挂掉电话,从停车场出来,正准备往公园里面去,一摸口袋没有门票,再看看排的长长的售票窗口,人头攒动。Busy season of leave, as the nationalwell-knownscenic spot, the personwas needless saying that definitelymany, local area, outside area, altogethergrippedtowardinside.
正是休假的旺季,作为全国知名景点,人不用说都肯定多,本地的,外地的,一股脑的往里面扎。Alsodiscovers the difference of malesecretHenvsecretfromherehim, ifcareful, went incannot prepare an admission tickettohimbefore?
从这里他也发现男秘和女秘的区别,要是细心一点的,进去之前能不给他备一张门票吗?Heis looking aroundin all directions, standsat the back of the woman of smallcloth wrappernearbyhimasks, „do bigbrothers, want the admission ticket?”
他正四处张望,一个背着小布包的妇女站在他跟前问道,“大兄弟,要门票吗?”„Wants, how much money?”
“要,多少钱一张?”„30, remainedoneto openfinally, youaskedothers unable to have the ticket. Words that wants, Itaketoyou.”
“30,就剩最后一张了,你去找别人也拿不到票。要的话,我就拿给你。”„Big Sister, yourthisbusinessdoesrealsmooth.”Even if the busy season, the admission ticketalsofive, turnedsixtimestoox, if reallythis yearso long asexploits the loopholes, searches the opportunity, makesanythingto gain.
“大姐,你这生意做的真溜。”哪怕是旺季,门票也才五块,到黄牛手里就翻了六倍,果真这年头只要钻到空子,寻觅到商机,做啥都赚。„Bigbrothers, Iam not easy, youthink,Isixo'clocklined upin the morning, have arranged for threehours, has arranged2, was not easy.” The womensee the Li Hemannerto hesitate, says with a smile, „Ilook atthatbigbrothersam the sincereperson, 25take away.”
“大兄弟,我也不容易啊,你想想,我早上六点钟就来排队,排了三个小时,也才排了2张,也不容易啊。”妇女见李和态度犹豫,又笑着道,“我看那大兄弟是实诚人,25拿去。”Li Hehesitates, is notbecausefearsexpensively, howhepossiblyfearsexpensively, buthediscovers the pocketonce moreair-to-air.李和犹豫,不是因为怕贵,他怎么可能怕贵,只是他再次发现口袋空空。„Big Sister, youcomewithme, arrives at the parking lotwithme, on the vehiclerich.”
“大姐,你跟我来,跟我到停车场,车上有钱。”Triedon the vehicle to find a money.
试试车上能不能找到一点钱。
The womenhave a look atLi He, followedwithout hesitation.
妇女看看李和,也毫不犹豫地跟着了。Li Hecanhidemoney the placeto look the vehicleon, only thenseveral centscoin, LiLandoes not play, finallyputs.李和把车上能藏钱的地方都找了,只有几分钱的硬币,还是李览不玩了,最后放进去的。Thinks quickly in emergencies, opens the reservebox, pulls outonebottle of liquorto sayfrominside,„Big Sister, the bodyhas not putmoney, do Iandyoutradewhat kind of thisbottle of red wines?”
急中生智,把后备箱打开,从里面掏出一瓶酒道,“大姐,身上也没装钱,我拿这瓶红酒和你换怎么样?”Thisbottle of liquorhecannot remember that iswhodelivers, has been lying downin the reserveboxin any case, hehas not moved, now the white liquor, the red winerises in pricesfiercely, suchonebottle, several thousandhave not neededto think.
这瓶酒他也记不得是谁送的,反正一直就在后备箱躺着,他没动过,现在白酒,红酒涨价厉害,这么一瓶,没几千块都不用想。Heexpected that wants not sillyperson, canagree.
他料想只要不傻的人,都能同意。
Under the womensize upLi Heup and down, cannot bearsay,„whoknowsis the realliquoradulterated liquor? Do not deceivemeto play.”
妇女上下打量下李和,忍不住道,“谁知道是真酒假酒?别糊弄着我玩的。”Otherwiseis not valuable, onebottle of nice winesaredozensstarts, will not hate againto changehiscostfivedollarssilly the admission tickets.
不然再不值钱,一瓶好酒都是几十块起步,再傻都不会舍得换他一张成本五块钱的门票。
The Li Hepatientsay/way, „Big Sister, Iguaranteethisliquorreal! The vacationcompensatesten! Iuse the moral behaviorto guarantee.”李和耐心的道,“大姐,我保证这酒是真的!假一赔十!我用人品担保。”
The womensaid,„this yearalsohasanythingto be ablereal, moneyhas the vacation.”
妇女道,“这年头还有什么能是真的,钱都有假的。”
The Li Heforced smilesaid,„Big Sister, thisis the red wine, the name brand, youtaketo hand overare the oldthousandblockmoney.”李和苦笑道,“大姐,这是红酒,名牌,你拿出去一转手就是老千把块钱。”Onehear of onebottle of brokenliquorvaluethousandblocks, the womaneven moreis not willingto believe that ridicules saying that „richhurriesto givememoney, does not havemoneyourlet alone some not to have.”
一听一瓶破酒值千把块,女人越发不肯信,奚落道,“有钱就赶紧给我钱,没钱咱也别说那些有的没的。”„I....”Li Hehad almost not been chokedbythese words.
“我....”李和差点没被这句话噎死。„Brother, hedoes not wantmeto want.”At this time, justpreparedto draw the middle-aged person of vehicle doorto walkonnext doorparking spot, hetook off the sunglasses, clamped the handbagto look attwoto sayto the liquorbox,„Igaveyou100, was good?”
“兄弟,他不要我要。”这个时候,一个在隔壁停车位上刚准备拉车门的中年人走过来,他摘下墨镜,夹着皮包对着酒盒子看了两眼道,“我给你100,行不行?”„Yeah, youare silly.”Behind the middle-aged peoplewith a woman, in the womanhand is also also pulling a child.
“哎,你傻啊。”中年人后面还跟着一个女人,女人手里还牵着一个孩子。„Youunderstandanything.” The middle-aged peopledo not attend todissuading of woman, stillsaid with a smiletoLi He, „don't brothers, yousettle on? His admission ticketalsoseveralmoney, Igiveyou100.”
“你懂什么。”中年人不顾女人的劝阻,仍然对李和笑着道,“兄弟,你看中不?他这门票也才几个钱,我给你100。”„Ok, youpick up.”Li Heraises one's wine cupdirectlythrowsto the middle-aged person.
“行,你抱走。”李和直接把酒扔给中年人。Middle-aged personnumbsliptook out moneyto giveLi Hefrom the handbag, happysay/way, „thanks, Brother.”
中年人麻溜的从皮包掏出钱给李和,高兴的道,“谢谢,兄弟。”
The mouthcould not have borneheheexcitedsound.
嘴里还忍不住嘿嘿的兴奋声。Li Hereceivedmoneythento losetowoman, „Big Sister, exchanges money for the goods.”李和接过钱然后丢给妇女,“大姐,一手交钱一手交货。”
The womenhave givenLi He the admission ticket, thenselects the pocket moneyto givehim, lookswalking that Li Hedoes not return.
妇女把门票给了李和,然后就点完零钱给他,看着李和头也不回的走了。„Has gained, reallyhas gained, cannot think that playscancome acrossthisgood deed.” The middle-aged peopleraise one's wine cupplace the ground, the disassemblingliquorboxcautiously, raises one's wine cupto pull outfrominside, carefulturning circlelookedseveral.
“赚了,真是赚了,想不到出来玩都能遇到这种好事。”中年人把酒放在地上,小心翼翼的的拆开酒盒子,把酒从里面掏出来,仔仔细细的转圈看了好几遍。
It is not gladwithherfollowingwoman, „youare silly! Spends100dollars, buys a wine, in the market56dollars, have not electedcasually!”
跟着她后面的女人不乐意,“你傻啊!花100块钱,买个葡萄酒,市场上56块钱,还不是随便选!”Say/Way that the middle-aged peopledisdain, „yourwomen! Is the hairgrows in experienceshort! Takes a look atthesepersonletters? Understandingnot?”
中年人不屑的道,“你们女人啊!就是头发长见识短!瞧瞧这几个人字母?认识不?”
The say/way that the womendisdain, „v-s-op, whoseunderstandingdoes not result inprobably.”
女人不屑的道,“v-s-op,好像谁不认识似得。”„Pegasus! Doesn't know? Frenchfamous name wine! Gets what one deservesyounot to have the culture!” The mencontinueself-satisfiedextendsfivehandsto point out that „onthisliquorat leastthisnumber, richalsonotnecessarilyhas the placeto buyin the market!”
“人头马!晓得不?法国名酒!活该你没文化!”男人继续洋洋自得的伸出五根手指道,“就这酒至少这个数,在市场上有钱还不一定有地方买!”
The womencontinueto provoke saying that „youcandeterminethisliquorreal?”
女人继续挑衅道,“你就能确定这酒是真的?”
The middle-aged personcheerfulsay/way, „thishas not experienced.”
中年人乐呵道,“这就是没见识了。”Heraises one's wine cupto install, standsto turn aroundto point at the Li Hevehicle saying that „firsttakes a look atthiscar(riage)youto know? Doesn't know? Rich and powerful peoplecar(riage) of Sweden! The priceInot am quite clear, butcanbuymythiscar(riage)at leastthree.”
他把酒装好,站起来转过身指着李和的车子道,“先瞧瞧这车你认识不认识吧?不认识吧?瑞典的富豪车!价格我是不太清楚,但是能买我这车至少三辆。”„Youdo not know the price, bragsanyvigor.” The womendo not concede.
“你都不知道价格,瞎吹个什么劲。”女人还是不服输。„Youhave a look atthiscar licenseagain! Whatcanbe false, can't thiscar licensebe fake? Do the Arabic numeralsalsoknow?” The middle-aged peopleare pointing at the car(riage)buttocksfollowinglicense plate, moresaidmoreis enthusiastic, does not wait for the womanto reply,continues saying that „CapitalA00001, youuse your pig... Is your brainthinks? Thiscar licenseis the average personcandoto obtain? Is the average personuses? Thinkswith the brainwell. Also, whatseeinginothershandsto weariswhat? Rolex! Worldfamoustable, tens of thousands! Has kept eyes open! Yousaid that thispersoncanhave the adulterated liquor? Cracks a joke.”
“那你再看看这车牌!什么都能假,这车牌不能假吧?阿拉伯数字也认识吧?”中年人指着车屁股后面的牌照,越说越来劲,不等女人回答,就继续道,“京A00001,你用你那猪...就是你那脑子想想?这车牌是普通人能搞得到的吗?是普通人用的吗?用脑子好好想想吧。还有,还有,看见人家手上戴的是什么?劳力士!世界名表,几万块呢!长眼没长眼啊!你说这种人能有假酒?开什么玩笑。”Has listened to the ticketwoman but who actuallyhas not been speakingto be also same as thattwohusbands and wivesinside, stares at the lookon the Li Hevehicle.
一直在旁边听着没说话的倒票妇女也和那两夫妻一样,把眼神都盯在李和的车上。Finallyfinallycannot bear the digression, „hisbrothers, thisliquorrealvalueseveral thousand?”
最后终于忍不住插话,“他兄弟,这酒真的值几千块?”Middle-agedhumanity, „Big Sister, thissmall advantageyoumademeoccupy, thank you, you were really mylucky star!”
中年人道,“大姐,这便宜你让我占了,谢谢你啦,你真是我的福星!”Hemoresaid that is more self-satisfied.
他越说越得意。„Againrich, how manydollars can also 'tcome outto changewithseveral thousand the admission ticket? Thatis not a fool.” The womenstilltried our luck, shehas no wayto accept the dayto fall the unexpected wealthabsolutelythennot to catch, otherwisecanbe annoyed a all year.
“再有钱,也不能拿几千块出来换一张几块钱的门票吧?那不是冤大头嘛。”妇女仍然心存侥幸,她绝对没法接受天降横财然后自己没接住,要不然都能懊恼一整年。Middle-agedhumanity, „in the richpersoneyes, the timeismoney! Youtake a look atthatplatoon the team of far away, onothershowpossibleflowerseveralhoursto line up. Ouraverage peopledo not havemoney, how manytime of moneyforalso the time-savingspendsto take the ticketfromyourhandsmuch, were wealso the fools? It is not, wantsto save the time. Let alonethisrich man. Is richer, moreis the pocketdoes not putmoney, usuallyhas the secretary, little brotherandassistantto helppaying, unfortunately, othersgo outon a persontoday, has not hadmoney, isn't very ordinarymatter?”
中年人道,“在有钱人眼里,时间才是金钱!你瞧瞧那排的大老远的队伍,人家怎么可能花上几个小时去排队。咱们普通人没钱,也为了节省时间多花几倍钱从你们手里拿票,咱们也是冤大头了?不是,都是想省时间。何况这种有钱人。越是有钱的,越是口袋不装钱,平常都有秘书、小弟、助理帮着付,不巧,人家今天就一个人出门,没带钱,不是很平常的事情吗?”
The womenmore are more reasonable, the regretintestineswere blue, under tomiddle-agedhumanity, „hisbigbrothers, we were discussing, Igave200, did thatliquorforward tometo be what kind of?”
妇女越想越有道理,悔的肠子都青了,对着中年人道,“他大兄弟,咱商量下,我给200,那酒转给我怎么样?”
The youngwomaninsidegrinningsay/way, „Big Sister, youmaybe really beautiful.”
年轻女人在旁边笑嘻嘻的道,“大姐,你可真美。”Onwomanfaceonered, says with a smile, „Big Sisterwas old, could not compareyouryoung people, spoke the truth, myyoungthatmeeting...”
妇女脸上一红,笑着道,“大姐年龄大了,比不上你们年轻人了,不过说实话,我年轻那会...”„It is not, Big Sister, youmisunderstood.” The womenbreakhurriedly.
“不是,大姐,你误会了。”女人急忙打断。„...” The womenhave gawkedstaring.
“啊...”妇女愣了愣。„Youarerealbeautiful that thinks!” The womensaid,does not wait forwomanto respond, pushes the family/homemento boardto leavehurriedly.
“你是想的真美!”女人说完,不等妇女反应过来,急忙推着自己家男人上车走人。Fishescheaplyis hurryingto removeis the correct principle.
捞着便宜就赶紧撤才是正理。„Youdareto sexually harass the old lady!”Stamping the feet that the womenare mad, looks at the vehicle of going far awaynot to have the means. Looks in the package the admission ticket of drumdrum, but alsosellsanyvigor!
“你竟敢调戏老娘啊!”妇女气的跺脚,望着远去的车子也是没办法。看着包里鼓鼓的门票,还卖个什么劲!Oneselfhave a parched mouthto do for twomonthsbothto gainis less than5000!
自己口干舌燥干上两个月都赚不到5000块!
The boiledduckhas not been fishing!
煮熟的鸭子都没捞着!Oneselfare not the pig!
自己不是猪吗!Li Hetook the admission ticket, directlywent to the park, foundcable carplace that climbs mountains, has given the money of cable car, went to the mountaindirectly.李和拿了门票,就直接去了公园,找到上山的缆车处,给了缆车的钱,直接去了山上。whatFangzhengtook a camerato the license plate that twochildrenkept, LiLanis also learningto shout the eggplant, was gesticulatingscissors.
何芳正拿着一个相机给两个孩子不停的牌照,李览也学会了喊茄子,不停的比划着剪刀手。„Do younowcome? Waits foryouto the present.”
“你怎么现在才来?等你到现在。”„All right, some that the telephonedelaysare long.”Li Heembarrassedhas saidandnot hadmoneywithherfinally.
“没事,电话耽误的有的长。”李和终没好意思和她说又没带钱。whatFangdao, „youare leadingtwochildren, givesyourmasterseveralto illuminate.”
何芳道,“你把俩孩子都带着,给你们爷几个都照。”Li HereceivedLiYifrom the old womanarms, thenholds hands in LiLan.李和从老太太怀里接过李怡,然后把李览牵手里。„Smilesone.”whatFangna the camera, was saying,„son, the headlifts, three....Two... One.”
“都笑一个。”何芳拿着相机,道,“儿子,头抬起来,三....二...一。”Ka!
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