M1979 :: Volume #3

#593: Li He sign chicken soup

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„Thanks everybody's support, I diligently said certainly, avoided making a mistake.” Li He looks under the stage is standing various group of stars, teased, „tonight came many good-looking man pretty girls, this was person and the disparity of person. Once public transportation, offered one's seat to somebody to two aunts, an aunt said: The present young people, are much longer, the feelings are good. I, want to get out to fight one with this aunt at that time. However, I can not envy said, the appearance of man, is often in reverse proportion with his talent.” “谢谢大家的支持,我一定努力讲好,避免出错。”李和看着台下站着的各路明星,调侃道,“今晚来了很多的的俊男靓女,这是人与人的差距啊。有一次公交,给两个大妈让了座,一个大妈说:现在的年轻人,长得不咋样吧,心肠还挺好。我当时吧,就想和这大妈下车打一架。但是呢,我可以毫不嫉妒的说,男人的长相,往往和他的才华成反比。” Also is one laughs, many people smile to bend the waist. 又是一阵哈哈大笑,许多人都笑弯了腰。 A big sarcoma head, small flat head, heavy-jowled and potbellied, squish the big sausage mouth of mouthful oil being wild with joy. 更是把一个大肉瘤脑袋,小平头,脑满肠肥的,吧唧着满嘴油的大香肠嘴给乐坏了。 „I am the 60's living person, many people on the scene should with my similar age, really be in a hurry dozens years.” Li He explodes not without reason, „in the childhood family/home was very poor, utterly destitute, could not find including one bottle of 82 years of Coca-Cola.” “我是六十年代生人,在场的许多人应该跟我差不多年龄,真是匆匆几十载。”李和有感而发,“小时候家里很穷,家徒四壁,连一瓶82年的可口可乐都找不到。” Instead is the Hong Kong person on the scene laughs first, but the inland comes instead did not understand that this stem, after everybody's illustration, smiles helplessly. 反而是在场的香港人最先哈哈大笑,而内地来的反而不理解这个梗,经过大家的解说,才无奈一笑。 „In the evening at home, when under the pale yellow lamp does one's assignment, once thinks that small light area in darkness is the center of world. Afterward had grown up the center of discovery world in other place, even several, but each left me to be very far.” Li He said is very earnest. “晚上在家,在昏黄的灯下做作业的时候,曾以为黑暗中的那片小小的光区就是世界的中心。后来长大了发现世界的中心在别的地方,甚至有好几个,但每一个都离我很远。”李和说的很认真。 „From small, because did not have money to look at pale all desires, caused to make anything to have the misconception of putting up a last-ditch struggle diligently. The misery may make the person strengthen big, may help the person obtain, but the misery is the misery, itself will not be any interesting matter. If possible, nobody is willing to hit to live to kill obtains the thing of wish. Doesn't the crispest matter attain without effort? Thinks excitedly!” “自小因为没钱就看淡了一切欲望,导致做啥努力都有种垂死挣扎的错觉。苦难或许会让人变强大,或许会让人有所获得,可是苦难就是苦难,本身绝不会是什么有意思的事情。如果可以的话,没人愿意打生打死才得到想要的东西吧。最爽的事情难道不是不劳而获？想想都兴奋！” This said that has presented the aspirations of many people, completely but many people have smiled did not have the strength. 这说出了在场许多人的心声,但是许多人已经完全笑的没有力气了。 They cannot think the super big local tyrant who they want to see impatiently is such disposition. 他们想不到他们迫不及待想见到的超级大土豪是这样的性格。 „If loses a love is in your life the saddest time, your life should be lucky.” “如果失个恋就就是你人生中最难过的时刻,那你的人生该是多幸运啊。” This mysterious brain hole and mentality let the person under stage at present one bright. 这神奇的脑洞和思路让台下的人眼前一亮。 „My college entrance examination that year, my mother hopes that I can be admitted to a university. Goes to burn incense to me to the temple, telling fortunes said to my mother, your son eyes pupil is atheistic, the skeleton is emaciated, in the future will fear the hard to bring about great talent. He knows one's place, all day long works unceasingly, makes a living reluctantly yes, but makes a rapid career advance, does not fear his good fortune!” “我高考那年,我母亲希望我能考上大学。到庙里去给我烧香,算命的对我母亲说,你儿子眼眸无神,骨架瘦弱,未来恐难成大器。他安分守己,终日乾乾,勉强谋生是可以的,但飞黄腾达,怕没有他的福分！” Li He continued to launch his painful recollection, „my mother was very tense, asked explaining that told fortunes? Telling fortunes said, drinks up this furnace incense ashes to your son, guarantees your son high school. My mother, believed that everybody do not smile, this fragrant ashes I mixed the water to drink.” 李和继续展开了他的痛苦回忆,“我母亲很紧张,就问算命的怎么破解？算命的说,给你儿子喝完这炉香灰,保证你儿子高中。我母亲呢,信了,各位别笑,这香炉灰我真拌水喝了。” He spoke charmingly, many people think this was one welcomes the predicate person bored, was planning that the going to bathroom urine escaped, now instead does not give up. 他说话风趣,许多人原本以为这是一场无聊迎宾词的人,正打算上厕所尿遁,现在反而舍不得走了。 „Actually, with tomorrow is two matters, the destiny and destiny will be in my eyes different in the future. Tomorrow is only new day, but the future is in various life fortuitousness, the result of unceasingly choosing.” “其实呢,在我眼中,未来跟明天是两回事,天命和命运是不同的。明天只是新的一天,而未来是自己在一生各种偶然性中,不断选择的结果。” The Li He sign chicken soup, the cooking liquor is rich. 李和牌鸡汤,汤汁浓郁。 After yacketing, is an intense applause. 哄堂大笑之后,又是一阵激烈的掌声。 The words that this Li He spoke have the philosophy truth very much, many people think that Li He can discuss the subject formally? But this time they made a mistake! 这次李和说的话很有哲学道理,许多人以为李和要正儿八经的谈主题了吧？可是这次他们又错了！ „I am not only plucky, but can also insist very much. For example, thing that today must eat must eat, can on the bed.” “我这个人不仅有毅力,还很能坚持。比如说,今天要吃的东西就一定要吃到,能在赖在床上绝不下来。” Urged to lose footing to become an honest woman, pushes the sage to degenerate, now the sense of achievement is full. 劝失足从良,推圣人堕落,古之今来成就感满满的。 The people arrive in the community, intelligence quotient seriously reduces, to obtain approval, he is also willing to abandon the right and wrong, received exchange for that to feel urgently the safe sense of belonging with the intelligence quotient. 人一到群体中,智商就严重降低,为了获得认同,他也愿意抛弃是非,用智商去换取那份让人倍感安全的归属感。 Those present are simply same as the discovery new continent, originally the words can also say! 在场的人简直跟发现新大陆一样,原来话还可以这么说！ „In family/home has three trash cans: Kitchen, living room, room. If before is I, for does not waste the garbage bag, I will wrap only, then moves the trash can is using. Now no matter, wraps three, where arrives at to throw the trash. I thought light extravagant feeling that the middle class said that is this feeling.” “家里有三个垃圾桶:厨房一个,客厅一个,房间一个。假如是以前的我,为了不浪费垃圾袋,我会只套其中一个,然后把垃圾桶移动着来用。现在不管,套三个,走到哪里都能扔垃圾。我觉得中产阶级所说的轻奢感,就是这种感觉。” The people are one laugh, they thought an ordinary small matter, why Li He can say is so interesting? 众人又是一阵哈哈大笑,他们觉得一件平常的小事情,为什么李和可以说的这么有趣？ Among people one type mysterious „idle talk magnetic field”, that always had unable to say the words that have said have said that can not stand still says for several hours, recalled that was happy. 人与人之间有一种神奇的“废话磁场”,那就是总有说不完的话的,一直说一直说,可以不停歇的说好几个小时,回想起来都是甜蜜。 But must ask how really carefully to say any content, actually a fuzziness. This type „idle talk magnetic field” general idea is: What topic has not disposed about desirably, can actually chat.? 但要真的仔细问一问到底是怎么说些什么内容,却总是一片模糊。这种“废话磁场”大意就是:没有刻意配置关于什么的话题,却可以一直聊下去。? „I in 1979 started to do business, counted on the fingers, had 13 years. Until this year, the service of company in good of 15 countries and regions development, over 130,000. When my enterprise just started, except for individual unarmed, I compared with other competitor more superior conditions, have not had, this includes the fund, personal connection, market wait/etc.. However I and company grow in the competition, with recording Mr. Li and Mr. hold/container, Mr. what is like this difficult, my this has caught up with the tide of time, welcomed the open golden opportunity, so long as stood in the typhoon gusty area, the pig can also fly.” “我1979年开始做生意,掐指一算,已经有13年时间。到今年为止,公司的业务在15个国家和地区发展的都不错,雇员人数逾130000。我事业刚起步时,除了个人赤手空拳,我没有比其他竞争对手更优越的条件,一点也没有,这包括资金、人脉、市场等等。但是我个人和公司都是在竞争中成长,是没有和记的李先生和包先生,何先生这样艰苦的,我这是赶上了时代的大潮,迎上了改革开放开放的大好时机,只要站在台风风口,猪也能飞起来。” The Li He public relations pattern is, you ask me to speak, I spoke to you, shook speaks the piece to resemble us ripe to be very same smartly. You do not ask me to speak, I, forever am silent. 李和的社交模式就是,你找我说话,我就跟你说话,抖机灵讲段子好像我们很熟一样。你不找我说话,我就,永远沉默。 If must say, if the ordinary meeting, Li He definitely spoke thoughtlessly to pull, little small leaving home eldest child returned, the obscene talk has studied a big pile, he excelled at this all along, the scene surely becomes an agricultural trade major market day, the health big speech, the cosmetology put on make-up, the world macroeconomic deliberated, military big lecture room. Is opening a big mouth, whom catches to blow.? 如果非讲不可,要是普通的聚会,李和肯定随口扯,少小离家老大回,骚话学了一大堆,他一贯擅长这个,现场必定会成为一场农贸大集,养生大演讲,美容化妆拉皮,世界宏观经济研讨,军事大讲堂。张着个大嘴,逮谁就往死里吹。? However this situation, he pulls turns over to pull, after all relaxes. In others opinion, this a little exaggerates the function of reform and opening, however his has this approval at heart, moreover can pulls actually the inland and Hong Kong in the same place. 但是这种场合,他扯归扯,毕竟还是悠着点。在别人看来,他这是有点夸张改革开放的作用,但是他的心里却是有这个认同,而且倒是可以把内地和香港扯在一起。 „But, stands the pig in gusty area remembers the back good parachute.” Li He waits under the stage the applause to fall , to continue saying that „business circle is unpredictable, today your net worth 100 billion, the single cent will then be unworthy tomorrow. In 1992 in wealth 500 strong lists, how many in 1982 have the wealth 500 strong enterprises failed an exam? The answer is 50%. Our these companies within ten years we not necessarily, possibly three years not . The enterprise is bigger is more difficult to do, all enterprises, the small business should do, does was in a big way difficult to do. My distance said Wang An computer corporation that 500 strong enterprises of recent ten years of bankruptcy, for example of Dr. Wang An US ten big rich and powerful people found applied to go bankrupt last year, how long matter was this? Also was last year. The procedures of these enterprises were just like have eaten a cockroach, because feared that the cockroach will not die, then has taken a cockroach medicine on oneself......” “但是有一句,站在风口上的猪记得背好降落伞。”李和待台下掌声落下,继续道,“商界变幻莫测,今天你身家100000000000,明天便分文不值。在1992年财富500强名单里,有多少1982年财富500强的企业已经榜上无名了？答案是50％。我们这些公司十年以内我们未必在,可能三年就不在了。企业越大越难做,所有的企业,小企业最好做,做大了都难做。我就距离说最近十年破产的500强企业,比如美国十大富豪之一王安博士创建的王安电脑公司在去年才申请破产,这才是多久的事情？也就是去年。这些企业的做法就是好比无意间吃了一只蟑螂,因为怕蟑螂不会死,然后就自己吃了一点蟑螂药……” A person expression under stage looking pensive. 台下的人一副若有所思的表情。 „” “” „Everybody thought that resembles in our short several years to make such scale and such market value the enterprise, if makes me choose the next life also to make the enterprise, I will certainly not make this appearance, certainly will not make such scale, certainly will not make such influence, this is also the truth.” “大家觉得好象我们短短的十几年内把企业做成这样的规模、这样的市值,如果让我重新选择下一辈子还做企业,我一定不会做成这个样子,一定不会做成这样的规模,一定不会做成这样的影响力,这也是实话。” This time does not have the laughter, does not have applause. 这次没有笑声,没有掌声。 Everybody visits him, that expression just like was said to Li He, please continue your performance!. 大家看着他,那幅表情俨然是对李和说,请继续你的表演!。
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