Porand also saw this name not via China person, @'d him. 普兰德也看见了这位名不经转的华夏人,在艾特他。 Can his time is very every minute precious every seconds, how spend for a half hour to look at the entire video? 他的时间每一分每一秒都很宝贵,怎么会花半小时去看完整个视频？ The casual point makes the start, seeing this China person to say what, entered again quickly several times, did not seem to discover what key point. 随便点开开头,看见这位华夏人在自顾自说着什么,再快进几次,似乎没发现什么重点。 „That do not blame me, treats as the laughingstock to paste you in my main page.” Porand is sneering the post screenshot that this China person sends, then hangs in own main page attracts the fans attention. “那就不要怪我,把你当做笑料贴在我的主页上。”普兰德冷笑着把这位华夏人发的帖子截图,然后挂在自己主页中来吸引粉丝注意力。 — — China sewage treatment Factory came out to wash, but also made I apologize, was really laughable. ——华夏一家污水处理工厂出来洗地了,还让我道歉,真是可笑。 This is the title of Lane Porand. 这是普兰德的标题。 As entire beautiful famous talk show Host, Porand fans, is very naturally huge. 作为全美著名的脱口秀主持人,普兰德的粉丝,自然无比庞大。 This post round, less than one minute, below are many immediately several hundred replies. 这个帖子一发,不到一分钟时间,下面立刻多出几百条回复。 The Porand point opened swept a reply, as he expected, these replies were almost ridiculing, China sewage treatment Factory technician who this tried to wash the place. 普兰德点开扫了一眼回复,果然不出他所料,那些回复几乎都在嘲笑,这位试图洗地的华夏污水处理工厂技术员。 „Monster Heavy Industry does not dare to respond, lets on a technician in sewage treatment plant, this very doubtable secret facts.” “巨兽重工不敢回应,却让一名污水处理厂的技术员上,这很让人怀疑其中隐情。” „This fellow English said very not Standard, is not professional.” “这家伙英语说的很不标准,一点儿也不敬业。” „First occupies a position, I come to see what that video said.” “先占个位置,我来看视频里说的什么。” „Who has looked at the video, told me in washing place type, too long does not want to look.” “谁看过视频,告诉我一下里面的洗地方式,太长不想看。” Porand sits on the sofa satisfied, reads the facebook main page to comment with cell phone. His cell phone is somewhat special, the silver-gray metal outer covering, at the back of cell phone also the corner proliferates the electricity mark the mysterious monster(s) icon. 普兰德惬意地坐在沙发上,用手机翻看自己脸书主页评论。他的这部手机有些特别,银灰色金属外壳,手机背面还有一只犄角遍布电纹的神秘怪兽图标。 Right, Porand uses Illusory Crystal cell phone. 没错,普兰德用地是幻晶手机。 He knows certainly that the cell phone manufacturer is Monster Heavy Industry, now Illusory Crystal cell phone comes in USA quietly popularly. Although is unable to use to pay system as before, but this does not hinder him to become in all USA Illusory Crystal cell phone customer(s) hearts, easiest-to-use cell phone. 他自己当然知道手机的生产厂家是巨兽重工,现在幻晶手机悄悄在美国流行开来。虽然依旧无法使用支付系统,可这一点儿也不妨碍他成为所有美国幻晶手机用户心中,最最好用的一部手机。 But Porand wants black Monster Heavy Industry, makes a clear demarcation between public and private interests this, he already from career scrupulously follows the present. 但普兰德还是要黑巨兽重工,公私分明这点,他已经从职业生涯之初恪守到了现在。 The time 1 0.1 pasts, Porand discovered gradually commented the following wind direction some is not right. 时间一点一点过去,渐渐地普兰德发现了评论下面的风向有些不对劲。 Starting from 15 minutes, below commented probably starts the confusion, some people started to suggest that Porand looks at this video earnestly. Also some people start to turn toward this China technician to speak, even several accuse Porand with the severe language. 大概从十五分钟开始,下面评论开始混乱,有些人开始建议普兰德认真看一看这条视频。也有人开始向着这位华夏技术员说话,甚至还有几位用严厉的语言指责普兰德。 What situation is this? 这是什么情况？ Porand waited for a while, in discovery commentary wind direction leaning was fiercer. As if many people after looking at video, has turned around to accuse itself. 普兰德又等了一会儿,发现评论里风向偏的更厉害了。似乎很多人在看过视频后,都转过身指责自己。 Unavoidablily, Porand selects the video, earnestly seems like. Finally this looked, making the Porand innermost feelings change colors with amazement. 不得已,普兰德重新点开视频,认认真真看起来。结果这一看,让普兰德内心骇然失色。 Most recent several minutes, this China technician has been talking endlessly to tell, Monster Heavy Industry affiliated Strong Ionization Waste Water Processing system is fierce, this is also the Porand opening direct jump place. 前几分钟,这位华夏技术员一直在喋喋不休讲述,巨兽重工旗下的强电离污水处理系统有多么厉害,这也是普兰德开头直接跳过的地方。 „Perhaps I should be silent, because I am not the Monster Heavy Industry staff. Perhaps I should be the same with Monster Heavy Industry, harbors the arrogant prejudice and superficial experience people to these, adopts the attitude of ignoring.” “或许我该沉默,因为我并不是巨兽重工的员工。或许我应该和巨兽重工一样,对那些怀有傲慢偏见与浅薄见识的人们,采取不理不睬的态度。” „Please forgive, I have not achieved so open-minded. Before Porand, is talk show Host that I most like, is he unexpectedly public in the program, slandered great Monster Heavy Industry.” “请原谅,我没有做到如此豁达。普兰德之前是我最喜欢的一位脱口秀主持人,可是他竟然公开在节目中,诋毁伟大的巨兽重工。” „Here, I want to ask your one. Whether you forgot, one month ago, of Sea Area west Japan(ese). Is who saved your compatriots, but now, is, using ashamed, language of not scientific basis, slanders once Hero?” “在这里,我想问你们一句。你们是否忘记了,一个月之前,在日本西部海域发生的那幕。是谁拯救了你们的同胞,而如今,又是谁,在用让人羞愧,毫无科学根据的语言,去诋毁曾经的英雄？” „Since arrogant you, are willing to guess for no reason. Then, I make you open the eye to be attractive, Monster Heavy Industry this Strong Ionization Waste Water Processing system true technology!” “既然傲慢的你们,愿意无端猜测。那么,我就让你们睁大眼睛好好看看,巨兽重工这款强电离污水处理系统的真正技术！” Why „......” does not know, this possibly does not use English for a long time, the speech has somewhat become stiff China youngster. In this in minutes, told with the outrage(d) mood the monologue that making Porand not have the reason to become at heart very guilty. “……”不知为何,这位可能长时间不使用英语,说话已经变得有些生硬的华夏年轻人。在这几分钟之内,用愤怒情绪所讲述出的独白,让普兰德心里没来由变得非常愧疚。 Although scrupulously follows the professional creed that makes a clear demarcation between public and private interests, but this not represented Porand does not have the conscience. 虽然恪守公私分明的职业信条,但这并不代表普兰德没有良知。 When this China youngster monologue ended, arrived at him to make American people open the eye take a good look proof time. Porand thought little, because he had entered several fragments before quickly, seems the sewage treatment Factory monitoring pictures. 当这位华夏年轻人独白结束,就到了他让美国人民睁大眼睛好好看看的证明时候。普兰德本来不以为意,因为他之前快进过几个片段,似乎都是污水处理工厂的监控画面。 When but, he starts complete browsing this video earnestly. Porand discovered, matter by some big strip that he made. 可是,当他认认真真开始完整的浏览这条视频时。普兰德才发现,事情被他弄的有些大条了。 Behind is a 20 five minutes of video, is one erects unexpectedly above the sewage treatment pond, 20 four hours of uninterrupted shooting enters the picture quickly. 后面长达二十五分钟的视频,竟然是一颗架设在污水处理池上方,二十四小时不间断拍摄的快进画面。 Porand saw only the sunset day in the picture keeping to rise the time to pass. The years change here, the sleet flutters about here. Only invariably, is that places in the sewage treatment pond, powerful ionization Sewage Treatment System. 普兰德只见画面里不停的日落日升时间流逝。岁月在这里更替,雨雪在这里纷飞。唯一不变地,就是那台安置在污水处理池中,强大的电离污水处理系统。 It has almost been working, in the high-definition monitoring picture, that sewage does not know that appeared repeatedly many times. But does not have the exception, these sewages were overbrimmed the treating pond time each time, the association/will in purple halo surrounding, making the sewage turn into clear water rapidly. 它几乎一直在工作,高清监控画面中,那池污水已经不知道重复出现了多少次。但毫无例外,每次这些污水被注满进处理池时候,总会在一圈紫色光晕包围中,让污水迅速变成一池清水。 one month's time put the picture to pass quickly, Porand also discovered with amazement, this Sewage Treatment System that was built by Monster Heavy Industry, almost will welcome at least one wave of visitor every day. They come in large numbers, always to gather round this system to rotate half Gifted to be willing to depart. 一个月时间的快放画面过去了,普兰德还骇然发现,这台由巨兽重工打造的污水处理系统,几乎每天都会迎来最少一波的参观者。他们人数众多,总是围着这台系统来回转个半天才舍得离去。 Two months passed by, Porand has not seen a picture of engine off overhaul unexpectedly, the visitor became more. Even several sky fluttering heavy snows, the ground was dyed the white heavy snow weather rapidly, many visitors arrive as before. 两个月过去了,普兰德竟然没有看见一次停机检修的画面,参观者变得更多了。甚至几次天空飘荡大雪,地面迅速被染成白色的大雪天气,依旧都有很多参观者到场。 Put the time to pass quickly for three months...... 快放时间过去了三个月…… On the Porand forehead yin has been in a cold sweat, this sewage treatment device as if never stops working. In the entire sewage treatment plant conducts the clean renovation, it will have the short rest opportunity. 普兰德的额头上已经洇出冷汗,这台污水处理设备似乎从未停止工作过。只有在整个污水处理厂进行清洁整修时,它才会获得短暂休息机会。 No one will question the authenticity of this video, no one can think, in their eyes extremely far-fetched Sewage Treatment System, can work unexpectedly continuously for three months, but no overhaul. 没有任何人会去质疑这个视频的真实性,也没有任何人能够想到,他们眼中极为不靠谱的污水处理系统,竟可以连续工作三个月,而没有一次检修。 Is it reliable? 它可靠么？ Even if Porand does not have the conscience again, later does not dare saying that it is unreliable. Otherwise who puts the video, isn't pā pā hits his face crazily? 即使普兰德再没良心,以后也不敢说它不可靠。否则谁把视频一放,不是啪啪狂打他的脸么？ Its safety? 它安全么？ These three months of video fast broadcast, Porand could not have remembered that many people have visited this set of system. 视频快速播放的这三个月,普兰德已经记不得到底有多少人来参观过这套系统。 5000? 10,000? 五千？一万？ This was too awkward, will Monster Heavy Industry be so powerful? Porand regrets now oneself have not looked at the video earnestly, treated as the laughingstock the same as get so far as in oneself facebook account it. Now, he wants to work as the turtle not to regard even. 这太尴尬了,巨兽重工怎么会如此强大？普兰德现在非常后悔自己没有认真看视频,就把它当做笑料一样弄到了自己脸书账户上。现在,他就算想当缩头乌龟也当不成了。 When the progress bar arrived finally, that China technician made an appearance. 当进度条走到了最后,那位华夏技术员又露面了。 In this time his hand were many one pile of documents, above uses the Chinese and English form to write the writing report that rows of Porand could not recognize. 这次他手里多了一摞文件,上面用中英文格式写了一排排普兰德根本认不得的文字报告。 „In your eyes, our China security Standard seems to be bad. Then I asked you to have a look carefully, this by our technician continuously seven months, the electromagnetism intensity report that collected.” “在你们眼中,我们华夏安全标准似乎非常差。那么我请你们仔细看看,这份由我们技术员连续不断七个月时间,采集出来的电磁强度报告。” „Been able to understand please trouble Google, I have no free time to give you to eliminate illiteracy.” “看不懂的请麻烦谷歌,我没空给你们扫盲。” In the facebook account of fellow, uploaded a big pile of electronic version scanning to report, Porand tried Google fearful and apprehensive, finally was reported at the scene the data punctured blindly the eyes. 那家伙的脸书账户里,同样上传了一大堆电子版扫描报告,普兰德胆战心惊地尝试谷歌了一下,结果当场被报告中的数据刺瞎了双眼。 Because of there acquired electromagnetism intensity data report, is unexpectedly higher than USA national security Standard. Seven months, the data has every day, every day far ultra USA security Standard. 因为那里采集到的电磁强度数据报告,竟比美国的国家安全标准还要高。七个月,数据每天都有,也每天都远超美国安全标准。 The increasing number of people, after looking at the video, starts to confess. 越来越多的人,看了视频之后开始忏悔。 They directed the spearhead at Porand in abundance, because was he lets the Internet users miscalculation. 他们又纷纷把矛头对准了普兰德,因为都是他才让网民们判断失误。 „God, before taking a look at me, occasionally in Porand there message content, now seems like how laughable.” “偶上帝,瞧瞧我之前都在普兰德那里的留言内容,现在看来是多么可笑。” „Damn Porand, mouthful of lies.” “该死的普兰德,满嘴谎言。” „I must apologize to Monster Heavy Industry, in the video the question of this technician, making me shameful, I forgot Monster Heavy Industry that great saving action unexpectedly.” “我要向巨兽重工致歉,视频中这位技术员的反问,让我无地自容,我竟然忘记了巨兽重工那伟大的拯救举动。” „Porand, apologized to Monster Heavy Industry quickly.” “普兰德,快向巨兽重工道歉。” ...... …… Lost Porand of as big as the sky person, since could not work as the turtle, that can only die to support obstinate argumentative. 丢了天大人的普兰德,既然当不了缩头乌龟,那只能死撑着嘴硬。 He wants to break to think for quite a while, finally found the thing that in a video and document have not mentioned, comes to quibble to oneself. He said Sewage Treatment System, since security Standard is so high, definitely sacrificed the power of processing sewage. 他想破头想了半天,才终于找到个视频和文件中都没有提到的东西,来给自己狡辩。他说污水处理系统既然安全标准那么高,肯定是牺牲了处理污水的功率。 The device seemingly safety and reliability in video, is very low on the representative power, this China person has suspicion that exaggerates the Sewage Treatment System ability. 视频中的设备看起来安全可靠,就代表功率很低,这位华夏人有夸大污水处理系统能力的嫌疑。 This saying, he said in oneself facebook account. 这话,他还是在自己脸书账户里说的。 Finally...... 结果…… After a half hour, that China technician again, with fact of being well-founded, hits the face of Porand ruthlessly. 半小时后,那位华夏技术员再次,用有理有据的事实,来狠狠打普兰德的脸。