„Didn't youhave the hopeto the life? Thatgoes toChinavisitsewage treatmentFactoryquickly, perhapsyour wife can also obtain the moneyindemnity.”
“你对生活没有了希望?那快去华夏参观污水处理工厂,说不定你的妻子还能获得一大笔钱赔偿金。”„IsuggestedMr. Presidentlarge-scale introductionthisSewage Treatment System, becauseGreat Lakeswere been too longby the issuepuzzle of Asiacarp.”
“我建议总统先生大规模引进这种污水处理系统,因为五大湖被亚洲鲤鱼的问题困扰太久了。”„Isuggested that USAtheseCompany, look like the Monster Heavy Industrystudy, theyare too friendlytoourAmerican people, rathersuffered hardshipsbyownpeople.”
“我建议美国这些公司,都像巨兽重工学习,他们对我们美国人民太友善,宁愿让自己的人们受苦。”ThisHostnamedPorandsaidfromattending, blackpieceone after another.
这位叫普兰德的主持人自说自顾,黑段子一个接一个。Ye Qingknows,mustgiveMonster Heavy Industryto proveonewave.叶青知道,必须给巨兽重工证明一波了。Thistalk-showopens, followingwill definitely havemanypeopleto follow. Thisalsotopples the Tian Ye Heavy Industrysequela, did not haveAmerican people of spearhead, works as the piecewithMonster Heavy Industrysimply.
这个脱口秀节目一开,后续肯定会有不少人跟风。这也算是扳倒天野重工的后遗症吧,没了矛头的美国人民,干脆拿巨兽重工来当段子。Ye QingwavingmakesYang Baihebe responsible, thisminor matternaturallydoes not wantto process.叶青挥挥手让杨百合负责,这种小事自然不要自己去处理。Reallydoes not haveYe Qingto expect, «Rand Talkshow», USAtheseInternet usersas iffoundbackbone, is bombardingSewage Treatment Systemunscrupulously.
果然不出叶青所料,《兰德脱口秀》一出,美国那些网民们仿佛找到了主心骨,更加无所顾忌地在炮轰污水处理系统。Famoustalk showHostPorand, but alsopasted the screenshot of manycurrent periodprogramonownfacebook. Hesupposed that wantsto attractwhilethishot spotselectsfansto pay attention, the screenshot that electsishein the blackMonster Heavy Industrypiece, but alsomatched the exaggeratingexpressionsymbolon the picture.
著名脱口秀主持人普兰德,还在自己的脸书上贴了多张本期节目的截图。他估摸是想趁着这个热点多吸点粉丝关注,所选的截图都是他在黑巨兽重工的段子,还在图片上配了夸张的表情符号。Suddenly, the Porandfansquantitysoars, here is also everyoneblackStrong Ionization Waste Water Processingsystem, arrives at the happiestagglomerationblack.
一时间,普兰德的粉丝数量飞涨,这里也是大家黑强电离污水处理系统,黑到最开心的聚集地。Butthesetryto helpMonster Heavy Industry, oraffiliatedSewage Treatment Systemsaid that the word of praiseperson, was deleted the placardblacklistedwithout exception.
而那些试图帮巨兽重工,或旗下污水处理系统说好话的人,无一例外都被删帖拉黑。Has the personto remindPorand, as a public figure, the speechmustpay attention to an image.
不是没有人提醒普兰德,作为一个公众人物,说话要注意一点形象。Butheiscloses right up against a mouth of black personnobottom lineto be famous, does the attentionimagecrack a jokewithownenterprisefuture?
可他就是靠着一张黑人无底线的嘴才出名的,注意形象岂不是拿自己的事业前程开玩笑?Regarding thisPoranddoes not care at all, heeventold the friendin private, Monster Heavy IndustrynowandUSArelatesbadly, theydid not havein a USAoffice, did not use the birdthey.
对此普兰德毫不在意,他甚至私下告诉朋友,巨兽重工现在与美国关系恶劣,他们在美国连个办事处都没有,不用鸟他们。Receives the Ye Qing'sorder, Yang Baiheorganizes the material that the staffreorganizesrefutesimmediately. Buthas not waited for the materialto make, China, has the gentleman of justice, startingnot to have the brainto be blacktoUSAthese, launched the justcounter-attack.
接到叶青的命令,杨百合马上组织员工整理回驳的资料。可还没等材料弄出来,华夏这边,就有正义之士,开始对美国这些无脑黑,展开了正义反击。
The gentleman of thisjustice, processesFactoryfrom the Zhongyun Cityindustrial sewage.
这位正义之士,来自中云市工业污水处理工厂。
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……Xu Fenglingthis year20seven years old, is the seniortechnician in Zhongyun Cityindustrial sewagetreatment plant.许凤凌今年二十七岁,是中云市工业污水处理厂的高级技术员。HegraduatesfromUSAordinarytechnicalUniversity, after returning to homeland, thework that looks, made the friends and relativeslook down uponvery much. Before going abroad , the girlfriend who discussed that alsoridiculedhiminWeChat, took the bigeffortto go abroad, finallycame backactuallyto look for the bittertiring work that the sewagedealt with. Has a look atherpresentboyfriend, goes to workin the institution, was regarded as importantby the leadervery much.
他毕业于美国一所普通的理工大学,回国后找的这份工作,原本很让亲戚朋友瞧不起。就连出国前谈的女朋友,也在微信里嘲笑他,费了好大力气出国,结果回来却找了个跟污水打交道的苦累活。看看她现在男朋友,在事业单位上班,很受领导看重呢。Sewage treatmentFactory, as the name suggestsall day and stinkingsewagehas to do.
污水处理工厂,顾名思义整天和臭烘烘的污水打交道。Incertainpersoneyes, the nodifference of thisoccupationanddispose rubbish, said that does not permitto be all day stinking.
在某些人眼里,这种职业和处理垃圾的没什么区别,说不准整天身上都是臭烘烘的。From the beginning, Xu Fengling is also verywronged, ownoccupationwas not understood.
一开始,许凤凌也觉得挺委屈,自己的职业不被人理解。
The turning point of matterbeforeover six months, Zhongyun CityLeading Groupone day, got together in the grandmothernot to hurt the industrial sewage that the uncledoes not loveto processFactory. Leading Group, greet the heavyweightleaderequallycautiously, greetedinoneset of theirmouth, entireworldmost advancedindustrySewage Treatment System. And the excitedmanifestofrom now, Zhongyun Citywill become the nationalgreatoutstandingwater resourcescity.
事情的转机在半年多以前,中云市领导班子忽然有一天,齐聚姥姥不疼舅舅不爱的工业污水处理工厂。领导班子们,迎接重量级领导一样小心翼翼地,迎接来了一套他们口中,全世界最先进的工业污水处理系统。并激动宣言从此以后,中云市将成为全国一等一的优秀水资源城市。FacingVice-Mayor, withonegroup of Bureau Chiefself-confidence of fan. Justcame backto take officea few days afterXu FenglingfromUSA, can only ridiculesecretlyin the backthisgroup of bureaucratsdid not have the culture. Onesetdid not haveautomobilebigsewage treatmentdevice, canrunning around in circles that theycoax.
面对正副市长,和一帮局长的迷之自信。刚从美国回来就职没几天的许凤凌,只能偷偷背地里嘲笑这帮官僚没文化。一套还没有汽车大的污水处理设备,就能把他们哄的团团转。Resultsetis called the second day that Strong IonizationindustrySewage Treatment Systeminstalls, Xu Fenglingto be subverted of the view of scienceandcognitiveviewdirectlyat present, poundedsame placeat the scene.
结果这套叫强电离工业污水处理系统安装完毕的第二天,许凤凌直接被眼前颠覆科学观和认知观的一幕,砸到当场愣在了原地。At presentthisset of device......
眼前这套设备……Xu Fenglingthought that the brainis very chaotic, inUSAUniversityallstudied in vain.许凤凌觉得大脑很混乱,在美国大学全都白学了。Afterward, in the bystandereyesthisstinkingindustrial sewageprocessedFactory, becomes„fragrantsteamed bun that”entireJiangnan Provinceincomparablyeyes were red.
再后来,外人眼中这个臭烘烘的工业污水处理工厂,成了整个江南省都无比眼红的“香馍馍”。Leadership that visitsone after another, leavingiswhatCounty MagistrateBureau Chief, Mayorcame. Arrivedhere, wholeave aloneis, mustbe polite, listening tothemto direct.
前来参观的领导一茬接一茬,别算什么局长县长,就连市长都来了个遍。到了这里,别管是谁,都得客客气气,听着他们指挥。Naturally, sewage treatmentFactorystatusalsogrand.
自然而然,污水处理工厂的地位也一高再高。Now, Monster Heavy IndustrySewage Treatment Systemafterover six monthstest, in the 30manyurban cooperativeshas constructedepoch-makingsewage treatmentFactory. ButhisXu Fengling, the Zhongyun Cityindustrial sewageFactoryseniortechnician, the Monster Heavy Industryproductisover six monthstest, is responsible forrecordingallparametersbyhim.
现在,巨兽重工的污水处理系统经过半年多测试后,已经在三十多个城市合作建设划时代的污水处理工厂。而他许凤凌,中云市工业污水工厂的高级技术员,巨兽重工产品长达半年多的测试,都是由他在负责记录所有参数。Henaturallyalsofollowsthoroughmaking a rapid career advance, thesevisit the city, wishes one couldeightto lift the bigsedanto invite the guidancehim.
他当然也跟着彻彻底底的飞黄腾达,那些前来参观过的城市,恨不能八抬大轿把他请去指导工作。Hemusthave the difficulty that whatlives, canhavefrom the roombigticketleader of frontontostreet, fights formusthelphimsolve. Hisformergirlfriend, thrusts out the faceto run over, askinghimto helpherboyfriendreassignmentwork.
他要有什么生活上的难处,能有从屋前排到马路上的一大票领导,争抢着要帮他解决。就连他前女友,也腆着脸跑过来,求他帮她男朋友调动工作。Xu Fenglingwas not the person of forgetting one's origin, Monster Heavy Industrygavehimflash/crucial point in the career, Xu FenglingnaturallyregardedMonster Heavy Industryis the most respectablelife„kind teacher”.许凤凌不是忘本的人,巨兽重工给予了他职业生涯中的闪光点,许凤凌自然视巨兽重工为最尊敬的人生“恩师”。HegraduatesfromUSAUniversity, is skilled inEnglish. Naturallywill also pay attention toUSAthat sidenews and technicaltrendfrequently, finallythisattention, makinghimsee the lungwas aboutto explode with rageone.
他毕业于美国大学,精通英文。当然也会经常关注美国那边的新闻和科技动态,结果这一关注,让他看见了肺都快气炸了的一幕。BeforeheinUSA, eachissuemustlook at«Rand Talkshow», after returning to homeland, had free time a issuenot to fallmakes up«Rand Talkshow» that unexpectedlyinblackgreatMonster Heavy Industry?
之前他在美国,每期必看《兰德脱口秀》,回国后有空也一期不落补上的《兰德脱口秀》,竟然在黑伟大的巨兽重工?How does thislethimto endure?
这让他如何能忍?
The Xu Fenglingangerregisters the facebookaccountupwards, goes tounder the Porandpersonal web pageto leave a message. Italianexpressionplace, makinghimpubliclyapologizetoMonster Heavy Industry.许凤凌怒火朝天地登录自己脸书账户,去普兰德的个人主页下面留言。义正言辞地,让他公开对巨兽重工道歉。
The result is very naturally unhappy, after Porandtauntedhisseveral, directhisblacklisted.
结局自然很不美好,普兰德嘲讽了他几句后,直接把他拉黑了。In a blaze of passion, Xu Fenglingis maintaining the reasonas before.
盛怒之下,许凤凌依旧保持着理智。Heunderstands,thisgroup of foreignersmustwith the evidence of being well-founded, hittheirruthlessly, theywill be docile.
他明白,这帮老外必须用有理有据的证据,狠狠打他们一顿,他们才会服服帖帖。Therefore, Xu Fenglinglogs inZhongyun Citysewage treatmentFactorydataServer. In that there arefrom the Sewage Treatment Systemplacementsincefirstday, has recordedtoday'shuge volumevideo, pictureandwriting, the data information.
所以,许凤凌登录中云市污水处理工厂的数据服务器。那里面,有从污水处理系统安置的第一天起,就一直记录到今天的海量视频、图片、文字,数据资料。AlmostallmaterialsaboutMonster Heavy IndustrySewage Treatment System, Xu Fenglinghas.
几乎关于巨兽重工污水处理系统的一切资料,许凤凌都有。Theseare not the secret, Xu Fenglingimmediatelyundergreeting a tickettechnician, manufactures the counter-attackevidencewithhimtogether.
这些又不是什么机密,许凤凌立刻招呼手底下一票技术员,跟他一起制作回击证据。2 : 00 am, USA2 : 00 pm local time.
凌晨 2 点,美国当地时间下午 2 点。Xu Fenglinginindividualfacebookaccount, uploaded the firstbatch of rebutting evidences, non-stopHeytePorandwhile convenient, with an underbigticketfanshighsupporter.许凤凌在个人脸书账户上,上传了第一批反驳证据,顺便不停艾特普兰德,和下面一大票粉丝较高的支持者。————Porand, pleasepubliclyapologizetoMonster Heavy Industry.————普兰德,请你公开对巨兽重工道歉。Xu Fenglingthoroughlywith the Porandbaron, not onlyputshisblacklistedownscreenshot, but alsohad a veryeye-catchingtitle.许凤凌彻底跟普兰德杠上了,不仅把他拉黑自己的截图放出来,还起了个非常吸引眼球地标题。Under the title, ishemanufacturesto result in the videocarefully.
标题下面,就是他精心制作得视频。ByHeyte'sperson, ranto come to seethismuchcuriouslyis anything, finallysawthatveryeye-catchingtitleall of a sudden.
不少被艾特的人,都好奇跑来看看这是什么东西,结果一下子看到了那个非常吸引眼球的标题。hā hā哈哈
The videois for a halfhour, firstdoes not worryto look,hurriesto snatch the frontmessageto tauntthisfunnyChinatalentis the key.
视频长达半小时,先不着急看,赶紧抢前排留言嘲讽这位搞笑的华夏人才是关键。
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