MF :: Volume #7

#627: Counter-attack


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„Didn't you have the hope to the life? That goes to China visit sewage treatment Factory quickly, perhaps your wife can also obtain the money indemnity.” “你对生活没有了希望?那快去华夏参观污水处理工厂,说不定你的妻子还能获得一大笔钱赔偿金。” I suggested Mr. President large-scale introduction this Sewage Treatment System, because Great Lakes were been too long by the issue puzzle of Asia carp.” “我建议总统先生大规模引进这种污水处理系统,因为五大湖被亚洲鲤鱼的问题困扰太久了。” I suggested that USA these Company, look like the Monster Heavy Industry study, they are too friendly to our American people, rather suffered hardships by own people.” “我建议美国这些公司,都像巨兽重工学习,他们对我们美国人民太友善,宁愿让自己的人们受苦。” This Host named Porand said from attending, black piece one after another. 这位叫普兰德主持人自说自顾,黑段子一个接一个。 Ye Qing knows, must give Monster Heavy Industry to prove one wave. 叶青知道,必须给巨兽重工证明一波了。 This talk-show opens, following will definitely have many people to follow. This also topples the Tian Ye Heavy Industry sequela, did not have American people of spearhead, works as the piece with Monster Heavy Industry simply. 这个脱口秀节目一开,后续肯定会有不少人跟风。这也算是扳倒天野重工的后遗症吧,没了矛头的美国人民,干脆拿巨兽重工来当段子。 Ye Qing waving makes Yang Baihe be responsible, this minor matter naturally does not want to process. 叶青挥挥手让杨百合负责,这种小事自然不要自己去处理。 Really does not have Ye Qing to expect, «Rand Talkshow», USA these Internet users as if found backbone, is bombarding Sewage Treatment System unscrupulously. 果然不出叶青所料,《兰德脱口秀》一出,美国那些网民们仿佛找到了主心骨,更加无所顾忌地在炮轰污水处理系统 Famous talk show Host Porand, but also pasted the screenshot of many current period program on own facebook. He supposed that wants to attract while this hot spot selects fans to pay attention, the screenshot that elects is he in the black Monster Heavy Industry piece, but also matched the exaggerating expression symbol on the picture. 著名脱口秀主持人普兰德,还在自己的脸书上贴了多张本期节目的截图。他估摸是想趁着这个热点多吸点粉丝关注,所选的截图都是他在黑巨兽重工的段子,还在图片上配了夸张的表情符号。 Suddenly, the Porand fans quantity soars, here is also everyone black Strong Ionization Waste Water Processing system, arrives at the happiest agglomeration black. 一时间,普兰德粉丝数量飞涨,这里也是大家黑强电离污水处理系统,黑到最开心的聚集地。 But these try to help Monster Heavy Industry, or affiliated Sewage Treatment System said that the word of praise person, was deleted the placard blacklisted without exception. 而那些试图帮巨兽重工,或旗下污水处理系统说好话的人,无一例外都被删帖拉黑。 Has the person to remind Porand, as a public figure, the speech must pay attention to an image. 不是没有人提醒普兰德,作为一个公众人物,说话要注意一点形象。 But he is closes right up against a mouth of black person no bottom line to be famous, does the attention image crack a joke with own enterprise future? 可他就是靠着一张黑人无底线的嘴才出名的,注意形象岂不是拿自己的事业前程开玩笑? Regarding this Porand does not care at all, he even told the friend in private, Monster Heavy Industry now and USA relates badly, they did not have in a USA office, did not use the bird they. 对此普兰德毫不在意,他甚至私下告诉朋友,巨兽重工现在与美国关系恶劣,他们在美国连个办事处都没有,不用鸟他们。 Receives the Ye Qing's order, Yang Baihe organizes the material that the staff reorganizes refutes immediately. But has not waited for the material to make, China, has the gentleman of justice, starting not to have the brain to be black to USA these, launched the just counter-attack. 接到叶青的命令,杨百合马上组织员工整理回驳的资料。可还没等材料弄出来,华夏这边,就有正义之士,开始对美国这些无脑黑,展开了正义反击。 The gentleman of this justice, processes Factory from the Zhongyun City industrial sewage. 这位正义之士,来自中云市工业污水处理工厂 ...... …… Xu Fengling this year 20 seven years old, is the senior technician in Zhongyun City industrial sewage treatment plant. 许凤凌今年二十七岁,是中云市工业污水处理厂的高级技术员。 He graduates from USA ordinary technical University, after returning to homeland, the work that looks, made the friends and relatives look down upon very much. Before going abroad , the girlfriend who discussed that also ridiculed him in WeChat, took the big effort to go abroad, finally came back actually to look for the bitter tiring work that the sewage dealt with. Has a look at her present boyfriend, goes to work in the institution, was regarded as important by the leader very much. 他毕业于美国一所普通的理工大学,回国后找的这份工作,原本很让亲戚朋友瞧不起。就连出国前谈的女朋友,也在微信里嘲笑他,费了好大力气出国,结果回来却找了个跟污水打交道的苦累活。看看她现在男朋友,在事业单位上班,很受领导看重呢。 Sewage treatment Factory, as the name suggests all day and stinking sewage has to do. 污水处理工厂,顾名思义整天和臭烘烘的污水打交道。 In certain person eyes, the no difference of this occupation and dispose rubbish, said that does not permit to be all day stinking. 在某些人眼里,这种职业和处理垃圾的没什么区别,说不准整天身上都是臭烘烘的。 From the beginning, Xu Fengling is also very wronged, own occupation was not understood. 一开始,许凤凌也觉得挺委屈,自己的职业不被人理解。 The turning point of matter before over six months, Zhongyun City Leading Group one day, got together in the grandmother not to hurt the industrial sewage that the uncle does not love to process Factory. Leading Group, greet the heavyweight leader equally cautiously, greeted in one set of their mouth, entire world most advanced industry Sewage Treatment System. And the excited manifesto from now, Zhongyun City will become the national great outstanding water resources city. 事情的转机在半年多以前,中云市领导班子忽然有一天,齐聚姥姥不疼舅舅不爱的工业污水处理工厂领导班子们,迎接重量级领导一样小心翼翼地,迎接来了一套他们口中,全世界最先进的工业污水处理系统。并激动宣言从此以后,中云市将成为全国一等一的优秀水资源城市。 Facing Vice-Mayor, with one group of Bureau Chief self-confidence of fan. Just came back to take office a few days after Xu Fengling from USA, can only ridicule secretly in the back this group of bureaucrats did not have the culture. One set did not have automobile big sewage treatment device, can running around in circles that they coax. 面对正副市长,和一帮局长的迷之自信。刚从美国回来就职没几天的许凤凌,只能偷偷背地里嘲笑这帮官僚没文化。一套还没有汽车大的污水处理设备,就能把他们哄的团团转。 Result set is called the second day that Strong Ionization industry Sewage Treatment System installs, Xu Fengling to be subverted of the view of science and cognitive view directly at present, pounded same place at the scene. 结果这套叫强电离工业污水处理系统安装完毕的第二天,许凤凌直接被眼前颠覆科学观和认知观的一幕,砸到当场愣在了原地。 At present this set of device...... 眼前这套设备…… Xu Fengling thought that the brain is very chaotic, in USA University all studied in vain. 许凤凌觉得大脑很混乱,在美国大学全都白学了 Afterward, in the bystander eyes this stinking industrial sewage processed Factory, becomes fragrant steamed bun that” entire Jiangnan Province incomparably eyes were red. 再后来,外人眼中这个臭烘烘的工业污水处理工厂,成了整个江南省都无比眼红的“香馍馍”。 Leadership that visits one after another, leaving is what County Magistrate Bureau Chief, Mayor came. Arrived here, who leave alone is, must be polite, listening to them to direct. 前来参观的领导一茬接一茬,别算什么局长县长,就连市长都来了个遍。到了这里,别管是谁,都得客客气气,听着他们指挥。 Naturally, sewage treatment Factory status also grand. 自然而然,污水处理工厂的地位也一高再高 Now, Monster Heavy Industry Sewage Treatment System after over six months test, in the 30 many urban cooperatives has constructed epoch-making sewage treatment Factory. But his Xu Fengling, the Zhongyun City industrial sewage Factory senior technician, the Monster Heavy Industry product is over six months test, is responsible for recording all parameters by him. 现在,巨兽重工污水处理系统经过半年多测试后,已经在三十多个城市合作建设划时代的污水处理工厂。而他许凤凌,中云市工业污水工厂的高级技术员,巨兽重工产品长达半年多的测试,都是由他在负责记录所有参数。 He naturally also follows thorough making a rapid career advance, these visit the city, wishes one could eight to lift the big sedan to invite the guidance him. 他当然也跟着彻彻底底的飞黄腾达,那些前来参观过的城市,恨不能八抬大轿把他请去指导工作。 He must have the difficulty that what lives, can have from the room big ticket leader of front on to street, fights for must help him solve. His former girlfriend, thrusts out the face to run over, asking him to help her boyfriend reassignment work. 他要有什么生活上的难处,能有从屋前排到马路上的一大票领导,争抢着要帮他解决。就连他前女友,也腆着脸跑过来,求他帮她男朋友调动工作。 Xu Fengling was not the person of forgetting one's origin, Monster Heavy Industry gave him flash/crucial point in the career, Xu Fengling naturally regarded Monster Heavy Industry is the most respectable life kind teacher. 许凤凌不是忘本的人,巨兽重工给予了他职业生涯中的闪光点,许凤凌自然视巨兽重工为最尊敬的人生“恩师”。 He graduates from USA University, is skilled in English. Naturally will also pay attention to USA that side news and technical trend frequently, finally this attention, making him see the lung was about to explode with rage one. 他毕业于美国大学,精通英文。当然也会经常关注美国那边的新闻和科技动态,结果这一关注,让他看见了肺都快气炸了的一幕。 Before he in USA, each issue must look at «Rand Talkshow», after returning to homeland, had free time a issue not to fall makes up «Rand Talkshow» that unexpectedly in black great Monster Heavy Industry? 之前他在美国,每期必看《兰德脱口秀》,回国后有空也一期不落补上的《兰德脱口秀》,竟然在黑伟大的巨兽重工 How does this let him to endure? 这让他如何能忍? The Xu Fengling anger registers the facebook account upwards, goes to under the Porand personal web page to leave a message. Italian expression place, making him publicly apologize to Monster Heavy Industry. 许凤凌怒火朝天地登录自己脸书账户,去普兰德的个人主页下面留言。义正言辞地,让他公开对巨兽重工道歉。 The result is very naturally unhappy, after Porand taunted his several, direct his blacklisted. 结局自然很不美好,普兰德嘲讽了他几句后,直接把他拉黑了。 In a blaze of passion, Xu Fengling is maintaining the reason as before. 盛怒之下,许凤凌依旧保持着理智。 He understands, this group of foreigners must with the evidence of being well-founded, hit their ruthlessly, they will be docile. 他明白,这帮老外必须用有理有据的证据,狠狠打他们一顿,他们才会服服帖帖。 Therefore, Xu Fengling logs in Zhongyun City sewage treatment Factory data Server. In that there are from the Sewage Treatment System placement since first day, has recorded today's huge volume video, picture and writing, the data information. 所以,许凤凌登录中云市污水处理工厂的数据服务器。那里面,有从污水处理系统安置的第一天起,就一直记录到今天的海量视频、图片、文字,数据资料。 Almost all materials about Monster Heavy Industry Sewage Treatment System, Xu Fengling has. 几乎关于巨兽重工污水处理系统的一切资料,许凤凌都有。 These are not the secret, Xu Fengling immediately under greeting a ticket technician, manufactures the counter-attack evidence with him together. 这些又不是什么机密,许凤凌立刻招呼手底下一票技术员,跟他一起制作回击证据。 2 : 00 am, USA 2 : 00 pm local time. 凌晨 2 点,美国当地时间下午 2 点。 Xu Fengling in individual facebook account, uploaded the first batch of rebutting evidences, non-stop Heyte Porand while convenient, with an under big ticket fans high supporter. 许凤凌在个人脸书账户上,上传了第一批反驳证据,顺便不停艾特普兰德,和下面一大票粉丝较高的支持者。 Porand, please publicly apologize to Monster Heavy Industry. 普兰德,请你公开对巨兽重工道歉。 Xu Fengling thoroughly with the Porand bar on, not only puts his blacklisted own screenshot, but also had a very eye-catching title. 许凤凌彻底跟普兰德杠上了,不仅把他拉黑自己的截图放出来,还起了个非常吸引眼球地标题。 Under the title, is he manufactures to result in the video carefully. 标题下面,就是他精心制作得视频。 By Heyte's person, ran to come to see this much curiously is anything, finally saw that very eye-catching title all of a sudden. 不少被艾特的人,都好奇跑来看看这是什么东西,结果一下子看到了那个非常吸引眼球的标题。 hā hā 哈哈 The video is for a half hour, first does not worry to look, hurries to snatch the front message to taunt this funny China talent is the key. 视频长达半小时,先不着急看,赶紧抢前排留言嘲讽这位搞笑的华夏人才是关键。
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