MF :: Volume #6

#555: outrage(d) USA Internet users


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High-level water army by some foreign students of working and studying, with wants to earn the extra income, composes in the Chinese who USA settles down in the work. 高级水军由一些勤工俭学的留学生,和想赚外快,在美国定居工作的华人组成。 This morning, promotion from Monster Heavy Industry shooting, without interest passed to the group quietly. 今早,来自巨兽重工拍摄宣传片,悄然无息地传到了群里。 Then they upload the Google screen website immediately, conducts the screen film editing to the video again, divides the length many screens, for sharing to give at the different channel forums. 然后他们立刻上传到谷歌公司的视屏网站,再对视频进行视屏剪接,分长短多种视屏,用于分享给不同的渠道论坛上。 This group of high-level water army, after completing the video, in the group discussed how to edit the post content. 这帮高级水军们,做好视频后,在群里一个个商讨如何编辑帖子内容。 Administrator No. 01 spoke: „Before posting the post, everyone must first grasp two points. The first point must stress, this device has been operational six months in China.” 管理员01号发言道:“发帖子前,大家要先抓住两点。第一点要强调,这种设备华夏已经投入使用了半年时间。” Second, must emphasize in China, this device attached great importance to by the government. The government plans in five years, making all cities establish this sewage treatment center.” “第二点,要强调在华夏,这种设备非常被政府重视。政府计划在五年内,让所有城市都建立起这种污水处理中心。” „Does Boss, really have this plan?” The speech asked on the 07 th. 老大,真有这个计划吗?”07号发言问道。 That how would I know? You are silly, we do not know, their American(s) does not know, had does not depend entirely on you to open mouth to say?” “那我哪知道?你傻啊,我们都不知道,他们美国人更不会知道,有没有不全靠你们一张嘴说?” Foments the mood of their people in any case, builds this device in China already very universal appearance was enough. Supercilious American(s), must certainly explode the wool.” “反正挑起他们民众的情绪,营造出这种设备华夏已经很普遍的样子就行了。心高气傲的美国人,肯定要炸了毛。” Over time, everyone knows the main point high-level water army, posted the post one after another. 随着时间推移,各位掌握要领的高级水军,陆续发完了帖子。 No. 05, your side situation how? I just published on facebook, but also @'d several person who concentrates on the environmental protection, as if no sound?” Sits the foreign student in Chicago University Library, sits in the corner, types to say in the group quietly. 05号,你那边情况怎么样?我刚发表在了脸书上,还艾特了几位专注环保事业的人士,似乎没什么动静呀?”一位坐在芝加哥大学图书馆内的留学生,坐在角落里,悄悄在群里打字道。 Working and studying 勤工俭学 This schoolmate named Ginger, chose a side occupation of quite unexpected winner. However somewhat unknown is, his USA water army side occupation makes money specially. 100 hit rate one US dollars, performance good time, Ginger most one month has gained 8000 US dollars. 这位叫姜成同学,选了一项颇为冷门的副业。不过有些不为人知地是,他这个美国水军副业特别赚钱。一百个点击量一美元,业绩好的时候,姜成最多一个月赚过八千美元。 I sent at an environmentalist centralized forum , the echo seemed to be good, below commentary has started to have the trend of fire, they were discussing, must go to Ministry of Environmental Protection Official Website file a complaint.” No. 05 reply. “我发在了一个环保人士集中的论坛上,反响似乎不错,下面评论已经开始有火的趋势,他们在商量,要去环保局官网投诉呢。”05号回复。 damn it damn it damn it somewhat disturbed, in keeping renovating Ginger of homepage, suddenly covers to be quiet, in the hammer thigh, wants in the holding down heart excited. 我靠我靠我靠”有些忐忑,在不停刷新网页的姜成,忽然捂住嘴,在一个劲的锤大腿,想要按住心中激动。 No. 05, my post by that several well-known environmentalists reprinting, them expressed very shocking.” 05号,我的帖子被那几个知名环保人士给转载了,他们表示非常震惊。” „...... My post, just got up the headline recommendation of this forum.” “……我的帖子,刚刚上了这个论坛的头条推荐。” After more than ten minutes, the atmosphere in group, gradually becomes lively. Almost all people are showing off oneself result, but also shares to the screenshot various interesting customer(s) messages. 十多分钟后,群里的气氛,逐渐逐渐变得热闹起来。几乎所有人都在炫耀自己的成绩,还把各种有趣的用户留言给截屏分享出来。 Then everyone firepower full , to continue the next wave of rhythm, is used for the eye-catching title, is one by one exaggerating. 接着所有人火力全开,继续下一波的节奏,用来吸引眼球的标题,一个比一个夸张。 But regardless of the final title is exaggerating, or video of share short. These post dynamic final, can the enclosed initial link, aims at worldwide biggest video site Youtube. 但无论最终的标题多夸张,或是分享的视频有多短。这些帖子动态的最后,都会附上最初的链接,指向全球最大的视频网站YTb Youtube big? YTb有多大? worldwide surpasses 10 hundred million customer(s), on world in all the crowds of internet, the almost 1/3 people, look at the video on this website every day. Naturally, China cannot come up, we have Youku Aiqiyi. 全球超过十亿用户,世界上所有上网的人群中,几乎有三分之一的人,每天在这个网站上看视频。当然喽,华夏这边是上不去的,咱们有优酷爱奇艺。 The Youtube headquarters in California San Bruno, several hundred staff gather here, is responsible for the maintenance work of entire screen website. Today and is no different, dull a day. 位于加州圣布鲁诺的YTb总部,几百位员工聚在这里,负责整个视屏网站的维护工作。今天并没有什么不同,枯燥无味的一天。 This year a 20 five -year-old content verifies editor Chattaway, very early in the morning after going to work, mood some are not quite good. 今年二十五岁的内容审核编辑查塔韦,一大早上班后,心情就有些不太好。 Because of several days, him has not excavated any interesting video. Cannot excavate, worked bored did not say, the bonus could not attain several hair. 因为一连几天,他都没有发掘出什么有意思的视频。发掘不出,工作无聊不说,奖金也拿不到几毛。 Clash/To one cup of coffee, Chattaway sat in front of the computer, with the arid mood, watching on the screen is the same just like the stock line, intriguing data chart. 冲一杯咖啡,查塔韦坐在了电脑面前,用枯燥的心情,观看着屏幕上宛若股票线条一样,错综复杂的数据图。 This is today uploads in his responsible Server, from world regional videos. The condition of line represented each video, finally by big numerical calculation various fluctuation curves. Chattaway must from these curves, discover the potential video. 这是今天上传到他负责的服务器中,来自世界各地的视频。线条代表了各个视频的状态,最终被大数据计算出各种波动曲线。查塔韦要从这些曲线中,发现有潜力的视频。 Selects these videos to watch again, judged the value of whether there is to recommending. 再点开这些视频观看,判断有无推荐的价值。 When data according to video hit rate, watching is long, registers customer(s) message, finally counts to obtain. 数据根据视频点击量,观看时长,注册用户的留言情况,最终统计得出。 In the screen, lines are fluctuating, whenever there is a fluctuation to be big, Chattaway can select to open watches. merely looked at several continually, is that type of vulgar kind of eye-catching thing, does not have any value. 屏幕中,一个个线条在波动,每当有波动较大的,查塔韦都会点开观看。只是一连看了几个,都是那种低俗类博人眼球的东西,根本没有任何价值。 Chattaway who is drinking the coffee, non-stop such switch over of Team 100 Team 100. 正在喝咖啡的查塔韦,不停100组100组的这样切换。 Suddenly 忽然 Chattaway almost coffee chokes on the screen, sees only had just cut on data chart, a red curve, like the rocket that same place flees straightly, from the beginning, alone top on the frame of screen. 查塔韦差点一口咖啡呛屏幕上,只见刚刚切换过的数据图上,一条红色曲线,如同原地笔直窜起的火箭,从一开始,就孤零零的顶在了屏幕的边框上面。 Other is the curve fluctuates, it directly is a rocket, almost renovates every, will break through a rod that is used to weigh the data score. 别的都是曲线起伏,它直接是火箭,几乎每刷新一下,就会突破一个用来衡量数据分数的标尺。 This situation Chattaway has never seen, does not have at least in his responsible region, has only listened to Justin Bieber, when an above round of small video, the data can depart the rocket path. 这种情况查塔韦从未见过,至少在他负责的区域没有,只听过贾斯汀比伯,在上面发小视频时,数据能飞出火箭轨迹。 Heartbeat instantaneous wind to 150, Chattaway opens to select this video, while is wild with joy in the innermost feelings, which top grade celebrity round of video this certainly is, finally was caught the opportunity by him. 心跳瞬间飙到一百五,查塔韦一边开点开这个视频,一边在内心狂喜,这一定是哪位顶级明星发的视频,终于被他逮到了机会。 Strong Ionization Industrial Waste Purifier? 强电离工业污水净化器】? What ghost thing is this?” Chattaway selects to open this video, convenient drawing below data. Finally almost the eyeball stares, registers customer(s) to watch the number of times 12,300 times, leaves a message more than 13,700? “这是什么鬼东西?”查塔韦点开这个视频,顺手一拉下面数据。结果差点眼珠子都瞪出来,注册用户观看次数一万两千三百次,留言一万三千七百多条? It is not a superstar round of video, initially Justin Bieber's video, the short ten minutes broke through hundreds of thousands of clicks, but customer(s) commentary quantity only then 10 : 1 about, this did arrive at 1 : 1.5 unexpectedly? 不是大明星发的视频,当初贾斯汀比伯的视频,短短十分钟就突破了数十万的点击,但用户评论数量只有十比一左右,这个竟然到了一比一点五? China that backward country, must promote this device in each city unexpectedly, our Ministry of Environmental Protection in ****?” 华夏那个落后国家,竟然要在各个城市推广这种设备,我们的环保部在****?” „The money of our taxpayer, spend certainly, in the government officials travelled to take vacation on.” “我们纳税人的钱,一定都花在了政府官员旅游度假上。” God, Great Lakes of our heavy metal serious exceeding the allowed figure need it.” 上帝,我们重金属严重超标的五大湖需要它。” I am the resident of St Lawrence riverside, my representative here resident, strongly requests the government also to import one set of this device, purifies our rivers.” “我是圣劳伦斯河边的居民,我代表这里的居民,强烈要求政府也进口一套这种设备,来净化我们的河流。” When looks at the entire screen, Chattaway changes obtains to outrage(d). 当看完整个视屏,查塔韦变得出离愤怒 Our Ministry of Environmental Protection in ****?” “我们的环保部在****?” outrage(d) Chattaway uses the maximum jurisdiction, gives this screen to clear recommends the channel. 愤怒的查塔韦动用自己最大的权限,来给这条视屏开通推荐渠道。 If, this screen took the rocket before, after that it was cleared recommended the channel, this screen took a seat. space ship of fast engine 如果说,之前这条视屏是乘坐火箭,那么当它被开通了推荐渠道后,这条视屏就坐了曲速引擎的星际飞船。 In the USA district, some countless people saw this video immediately. 美国大区内,顿时有无数人看见了这条视频。 ............ ………… USA National Environmental Protection Agency is headquartered in Washington, this enforcement department governs the man-made pollution issue of manages entire beautiful, the staff 20,000 many people, have over 17 environmental research laboratories. 美国国家环境保护局的总部位于华盛顿,这个强力部门辖管全美的人为污染问题,旗下员工两万多人,拥有超过十七家环境研究试验所。 In the headquarters building is having over 700 staff to work earnestly. They of going to work, naturally do not have the opportunity to access the net to watch the video entertainment at will. 总部大楼内正有超过七百名员工在认真工作。上班的他们,自然没机会随意上网看视频娱乐。 Today is ordinary one day, in the environment file a complaint office, dozens staff are working bored. 今天是普通的一天,环境投诉办公室内,数十位员工正在无聊工作。 Here receives network environment file a complaint from US to report, on the wall also hung a gigantic electronic map. Whenever after file a complaint was submitted by customer(s), on the map will correspond to present a tilak. 这里接收来自全美的网络环境投诉报告,墙壁上还挂了一副硕大的电子地图。每当有一件投诉用户们提交后,地图上就会对应出现一个小红点。 If the tilak is quite centralized, gave rise to quite serious environmental pollution problem on represented there. When file a complaint of nearby region is over ten, they formally will enter the field work. 如果小红点比较集中,就代表了那里发生了比较严重的环境污染问题。当附近区域的投诉超过十个,他们就会正式进入调查工作。 All are very normal, early morning who will be all right file a complaint? 一切都很正常,大清早的谁会没事去投诉呢? dīng dōng 叮咚 A computer of staff, sends out some people through the Official Website file a complaint channel, issues the news reminder of file a complaint information. 一位员工的电脑,发出有人通过官网投诉渠道,发布投诉信息的消息提醒。 On electronic map on the large screen, shines a tilak later. 大屏幕上的电子地图上,也随后亮起一个小红点。 Farmer from St. Lawrence River.” This staff suppressed the mouth, selects this file a complaint information. “一个来自圣劳伦斯河边上的农民。”这位员工憋了憋嘴,点开这条投诉信息。 Your this groups will only sit in the office blow the fellow of air conditioning, asking you to look at this video.” “你们这帮只会坐在办公室吹空调的家伙,拜托你们看一看这个视频吧。” Un?” This staff, looks at this news bewilderedly. “嗯?”这位员工莫名其妙地,看着这条消息。 dīng dōng 叮咚 His nearby computer also made a sound, the this time file a complaint area is located in Washington. 他旁边的电脑也响了,这次投诉地区位于华盛顿。 Why this device, has been operational in the China city for a half year, but doesn't your fart have one?” “为什么这种设备,已经在华夏的城市中投入使用了半年,而你们屁都没有一个?” dīng dōng 叮咚 Idiot, you are one group of idiots......” “白痴,你们都是一群白痴……” dīng dōng dīng dōng dīng dōng...... 叮咚”“叮咚”“叮咚”…… Slowly, in the environment file a complaint office, dozens staff cannot help but stand, decided the body technique to be the same, stupidly reads on the electronic map red. 慢慢的,环境投诉办公室内,数十位员工不由自主地站起来,中了定身术一样,傻愣愣看着电子地图上的红点。 The red point is like the storm, the fast proliferation in an entire beautiful 50 state, the quantity was unable to count clear. 红点和暴风雨一样,在全美五十个州上快速扩散,数量已经无法数清。 With the grating dīng dōng sound, misleading the person into thinking that is the biochemical crisis erupts. 伴随着刺耳的叮咚声,让人误以为是生化危机爆发。 Downloads that video quickly, telephones to inform Bureau Chief.” “快下载那条视频,打电话通知局长。”
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