MF :: Volume #14

#1372: Versatile elf maids


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The name of home for the elderly was called beautiful especially Kang home for the elderly, Very pidgin name. 养老院的名字叫【美特康养老院】,很洋泾浜的名字。 publicity introduced that is also hitting star-level Hotel Standard, the high-end service, meets the different needs. 宣传介绍上还打着星级酒店标准,高端服务,满足不同需求。 But a home for the elderly of this merely County Grade level, the population is only several hundred thousand impoverished counties. 但这只是一个县级水准的养老院,还是人口只有几十万的贫困县城。 This home for the elderly occupies a land area of over a thousand squares, layout similar central courtyard, the middle activity square, the two sides are the tile-roofed house constructions in the style of antiquity. 这家养老院占地上千平方,布局类似四合院,中间一个活动广场,两边是仿古的瓦房建筑。 The architecture environment is seemingly good, because actually merely here house price is low, the home for the elderly constructs in the suburb reason. 建筑环境看似不错,其实只是因为这里房价低,养老院又建在郊区缘故。 Inside hardware is ordinary, the repair similar dormitory same style is simple, most rooms are two beds. 里面的硬件设施非常一般,装修类似宿舍一样风格简单,大部分房间都是两张床。 yellow Chen walks the time, seeing the 20 many old people to sit sunning that is bored to death in the courtyard. 黄辰走进去时候,看见二十多名老人们正坐在院子里百无聊赖的晒着太阳。 In courtyard only entertainment, chatted, hit to play cards. 院子里唯一的娱乐,也就是聊聊天,打打牌。 When the beautiful Kang home for the elderly purchased two elf maids especially, yellow Chen comes to the chief office, these two elf maids also lie down in the packing case, has not activated. 美特康养老院购买了两名精灵女佣,黄辰来到院长办公室时,这两名精灵女佣还躺在包装箱里,并未激活。 Told the facts, the beautiful especially Kang home for the elderly to the yellow Chen's first feeling, was not the facility backwardness, or exaggerated publicity. 实话实说,美特康养老院给黄辰的第一感觉,并不是设施落后,或是夸大宣传 But is a spiritual feeling. 而是一种精神上的感受。 Lethargic. 暮气沉沉。 From entering the courtyard starts, yellow Chen sees is the old person. 从走进院子里开始,黄辰看见的就全是老人。 The one who lives here is the old person, but puts on the nurses of work clothes is also the hair half white, age as if not under 60 old people. 住在这里的是老人,而穿着工作服的护工们也是头发半白,年龄似乎不下于六十的老人。 At present this chief, similarly hair half white. 就连眼前这个院长,同样头发半白。 Otherwise he will not invite yellow Chen to come, instructs the application method of elf maid. 不然他也不会邀请黄辰过来,指导精灵女佣的使用方法。 yellow Chen the arrival, brought a vitality to this lethargic home for the elderly. 黄辰的到来,给这家暮气沉沉的养老院带来了一丝朝气。 Led the chief of reading glass to receive yellow Chen warmly, but also asked that yellow Chen caught up very early in the morning, had breakfast? Without eating, can first go to the cafeteria to eat the thing. 带着个老花眼镜的院长热情接待了黄辰,还问黄辰一大早就赶过来,吃早点了没?如果没吃,可以先去食堂吃东西。 yellow Chenlian said ate, the chief is not making yellow Chen start to work anxiously, but made. the tea, held on yellow Chen to chat the cup 黄辰连说吃了,院长不急着让黄辰开始工作,而是泡了杯茶,拉住黄辰聊天。 He asked yellow Chen: Can the elf maid really like the cell phone video, in every possible way take care of the person? 他问黄辰:精灵女佣真的可以像手机视频里那样,无微不至地去照顾人嘛? Also asked that in the elf maid necessary enhancement service package, which device has specifically. 还问精灵女佣配套的增强服务包里,都具体有哪些设备 Moreover looks like in the home for the elderly some massage meters and infrared recovery physical therapy meters, the hot compress meter and so on instrument, the elf maid really can learn to operate? 另外像养老院里一些按摩仪、红外康复理疗仪,热敷仪之类仪器,精灵女佣真的可以学会操作嘛? Can be able to be able ~ 能能能 The chief asked a question, yellow Chen on 0.1 heads. 院长问一个问题,黄辰就点一次头。 He told the chief, actually your recovery physical therapy instrument operation to the worry, was instead best to solve. 他告诉院长,其实你对担心的康复理疗仪器操作,反而是最好解决的。 These instruments seem like that the key is complex, line is many. 这些仪器看似按键复杂、线路繁多。 But in execution programming of elf maid, they and washer electric cooking pots has no difference. 但在精灵女佣的执行程序中,它们和洗衣机电饭煲没什么区别。 Only needs the button and corresponding on operational parameter instrument inputs, they can instantaneous upgrade become the specialized therapist. 只需要把仪器上的按钮和对应工作参数输入进去,它们就能瞬间升级成为专业理疗师。 If some commonly used physical therapy instruments, even can act according to the model directly, automatic match from database. 如果是一些常用理疗仪器,甚至直接可以根据型号,从资料库中自动匹配。 Listens to yellow Chen to affirm to answer, the chief closely examines the voice interaction function of elf maid, really can achieve the daily chat situation? 听完黄辰肯定答复,院长又追问精灵女佣的语音互动功能,真的可以做到日常聊天地步嘛? Definitely cannot achieve like real person.” yellow Chen explained: This involves the processing issue of robot to human natural language, when the again intelligence that regardless of we make, robot is conducting chatted the dialogue, may present the farfetched reply.” “像真人那样肯定做不到。”黄辰解释道:“这涉及到机器人对人类自然语言的处理问题,无论我们做的再智能,机器人在和人进行闲聊对话时,都可能会出现驴头不对马嘴的回答。” But I want to arrange the dialogue that sorrow finds relief daily.” “但我想日常排忧解闷的对话还是可以的。” Here has two elf maids, when the time comes can also make them perform the dance duet, sketch and crosstalk, the play, entertainment program that these old people like watching.” “这里有两台精灵女佣,到时候还可以让它们表演二人转、小品、相声,戏剧,这些老人爱看的娱乐节目。” „Can they also speak the crosstalk, to sing the Peking opera?” “它们还能讲相声、唱京剧?” yellow Chen said that natural energy, this talent and skill is too simple to the elf maid. 黄辰说当然能啊,这才艺对精灵女佣来说太简单。 Only then wants the ready-made image video, the elf maid can imitate lifelike. 只有要现成的影像视频,精灵女佣就能模仿到唯妙唯肖。 If there is clothing tools, that was more interesting. 要是有服装道具,那更有意思了。 The chief reveals to pick the treasure the exciting smile, said that and other elf maids moved, makes them give the old people to sing the Peking opera to the courtyard in immediately. 院长露出捡到宝的激动笑容,说等精灵女佣调好了,就立刻让它俩到院子里给老人们唱京剧。 yellow Chen does not want to stay for a long time here, then took advantage of opportunity to set out saying that now activates these two elf maids. 黄辰也不想在这里久留,便顺势起身说现在就来激活这两台精灵女佣。 When activates and makes the technical setting, yellow Chen to the chief asks the heart to have doubts, why in the courtyard is the old person, even the nurses are the old people, can't see a youngster shadow? 激活和做技术设定时,黄辰向院长问出心中疑惑,为何院子里全是老人,连护工们都是老人,看不到一个年轻人的影子? Little Huang, you know in the entire home for the elderly, why is one group of old man old women the nurse is maintaining?” 小黄,你知道整个养老院里,为啥都是一群老头老太护工在维持嘛?” yellow Chen shakes the head. 黄辰摇摇头。 Because youngster is not willing to come.” The chief smiles bitterly saying: In our small places, the wages leaves to 6000 does not have youngster to be willing to come.” “因为年轻人不愿意来。”院长苦笑道:“在我们这个小地方,工资出到六千都没年轻人愿来。” „Not strange youngster is not willing to come to here to work, the old person average ages of here living in surpass 72, several age bigger old people, usually in can only sit the wheelchair journey, goes to bathroom needs the person to help.” “也不怪年轻人不愿意来这里工作,在这里住着的老人平均年龄超过七十二,有几位年龄更大的老人,平日里只能坐轮椅出行,上厕所都需要人帮助。” Even this group of nurses feel to shut out, you said that will have youngster to be willing to serve these old people's daily lives?” “连这帮大龄护工们都觉得嫌弃,你说会有年轻人愿意伺候这些老人的生活起居嘛?” Therefore you also saw, here is some not that old people, is acting as the staff to take care of the old person.” “所以你也看到了,这里都是些不那么老的老人,在充当工作人员照顾年长老人。” „Our home for the elderly, most can only safeguard the old person to eat to the full to put on warmly. Simply does not have the sufficient ability, solves old person's detail life needs.” “我们这个养老院,最多只能保障老人吃饱穿暖。根本没有足够能力,去解决老人的细节生活需求。” „ The recreational activity could not satisfy, you looked in the courtyard the old person, chats situation that can chat to have no to chat. “就连娱乐活动都满足不了,你看院子里老人,聊天都能聊到没什么好聊的地步。 Because everyone tosses about is these aging past events that chatted, tossed about saying that is listening, the needless several times, did not have the interest.” “因为每个人翻来覆去聊的都是那些陈年往事,翻来覆去说着、听着,不消几次,就都没了兴致。” Staff are not willing to chat with them greatly, possibly when also on these old people's relatives at holidays, can come to accompany them.” “工作人员也不大愿意跟他们聊天,可能也就这些老人的亲属逢年过节时,能过来陪陪他们。” Pours to end the suffering, the chief somewhat self-ridicules to say with a smile: If were not two nurses did not resign couple days ago dry/does, my here short time really could not incur the right candidate. I will not nip tartar 20 ten thousand, purchases two robot to come back.” 倒完苦水,院长才有些自嘲笑道:“如果不是前几天有两名护工辞职不干,我这边短时间又实在招不到合适人选。我也不会咬牙花二十多万,去购买两台机器人回来。” Little Huang, we were old, is bad to the newly emerging things acceptance.” 小黄啊,我们这些人年龄大了,对新生事物接受能力差。” This robot, the Monster Industrial manufacture, I will definitely regard the method that it these black Company cheat out of money.” “这机器人,要不是巨兽工业制造的,我肯定会把它当成那些黑公司骗钱的手段。” ...... …… At noon the time, yellow Chen had the lunch in the home for the elderly with the old people together. 中午时候,黄辰在养老院里和老人们一块吃了顿午餐。 yellow Chen who this food eats has no appetite, because here meal must consider the old people stomach reason, done insipid tasteless did not say, but also cooks special is rotten. 这顿饭吃的黄辰没啥胃口,因为这里的饭菜要照顾老人们肠胃原因,做的寡淡无味不说,还炖的特别烂。 But yellow Chen is willing here staying a while. 但黄辰愿意在这里多呆一会儿。 He realized that oneself and arrivals of two elf maids, poured into joyfully for here lethargic air. 他意识到自己和两名精灵女佣的到来,为这里暮气沉沉的空气中注入了快乐。 In these old people's looks, because of oneself and elf maid, became no longer empty confused. 这些老人们的眼神中,因为自己和精灵女佣,变得不再了空洞迷茫。 After lunch, the old people erupt the biggest enthusiasm, encircled nearby the elf maid, looks at two elf maids there lifelike performance sketch. 午饭过后,老人们爆发出最大热情,围在了精灵女佣一旁,看着两名精灵女佣在那里活灵活现的表演小品。 The sketch performance places in the courtyard, clothing tools is two coats, a thermometer. 小品表演就放在院子里,服装道具就是两件外套,一把测温枪。 Captain ~ do not open fire, is I.” 队长别开枪,是我。” ~ is your boy.” A elf maid left hand is grasping the thermometer, steps the resolute step stride to go forward. “哦是你小子。”一名精灵女佣左手握着测温枪,迈着刚毅步伐大步上前。 Another elf maid left Yaoyou shakes, does not have a formation, said funnily: hey hey ~ is I.” 另一名精灵女佣左摇右晃,没个阵型,滑稽道:“嘿嘿是我。” Is you directs here to come the enemy?” “是你把敌人引到这里来的?” hey hey Captain, yellow army I gives you to have words......” 嘿嘿队长,黄军托我给您带个话……” hā hā.” 哈哈。” Doubling with laughter that the old people smile, dances with joy. 老人们笑的前仰后合,手舞足蹈。 Who does robot develop the sketch to look? 机器人演小品谁看过? The developed god simply, with them in the television has looked at exactly the same. 演的简直神了,和他们在电视里看过的一模一样。 These two robot, obviously are much longer. 这两名机器人,明明长得一模一样。 But merely toward that stand, the casual wrap/sets two waistcoats, takes a thermometer, can perfect deduct one one instead, two entirely different roles. 只是往那一站,随便套两个马甲,拿着一个测温枪,就能完美演绎出一正一反,两种截然不同的角色。 Their sounds have the characteristics, they did not look initially when television familiar actor voice that hears, but is the elf maid own voice. 它们的声音还非常有特色,不是当初他们看电视时听到的熟悉演员声音,而是精灵女佣自己的声音。 The happy atmosphere in home for the elderly, pretends to be hit to pour in a elf maid on the ground, gū lōng crawls, the sound flattered: Oh ~ this does not appear your marksmanship.” The time achieved high. 养老院里的欢乐气氛,在一名精灵女佣装作中枪倒在地上,又咕隆爬起来,声音谄媚道:“哎哟这不显得您枪法准嘛。”时候达到了最高。 Several old people tears smiled. 有几位老人们眼泪都笑出来了。 :.: :。:
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