„......” “啊……” People interrogated and tortured how does not know to reply, he made excuses the half of the day, really does not have the means to have in WeChat to look for male schoolmate casually, then chatted several at the back of the elf maid with others. 鲁柏民被拷问的不知如何回答,他支支吾吾了半天,实在没办法只好在微信里随便找个男同学,然后背着精灵女佣跟人家聊几句。 After chatting several simply, people throw cell phone, „not...... non- video.” 简单聊了几句后,鲁柏民把手机一扔,“不……不视频了。” „Girlfriend said was stranded, the video cancelled.” “女朋友说困了,视频取消。” Then, people among the gathering live broadcasts, want to stroke the time line with the audience. 说完,鲁柏民又凑到直播间跟前,想和观众们捋一捋时间线。 The result he approached, among the live broadcasts in audience with seeing very strange the thing are the same, asked the number crazily. 结果等他凑近,直播间里的观众们跟见到非常怪异的事物一样,疯狂扣问号。 【Runs.】 【快跑。】 【Matter was probably serious, the anchor you now are best to report to the police.】 【事情好像严重了,主播你现在最好报警。】 【I...... my anything have not seen, I must withdraw from among the live broadcasts.】 【我……我什么都没看见,我要退出直播间。】 【...... Does the elf maid have oneself consciousness?】 【难道……精灵女佣有自己的意识？】 【Scares to death me, if the anchor saw just that it is estimated that has screamed.】 【吓死我,主播要是看见刚刚那幕,估计已经尖叫了。】 【This...... this is the logical endless loop that the anchor wants, I thought that simply does not have the endless loop, only then the elf maid lived.】 【这……这就是主播想要的逻辑死循环嘛,我觉得根本没有死循环,只有精灵女佣活了。】 【Anchor, runs......】 【主播,跑……】 „??” People thought how I in an instant, look for schoolmate to be perfunctory the time of elf maid casually, you take possession to be the same with, spoke the cynical remark. “？？”鲁柏民心想怎么我一转眼,随便找个同学敷衍一下精灵女佣的功夫,你们就跟克苏鲁附体一样,不停的说怪话。 This is my family, why can I run? 这是我家,我为什么要跑？ Then...... 然后…… Then knows people who the matter really looks like, the both legs somewhat became tender inexplicably. 然后知道事情真像的鲁柏民,双腿莫名有些发软了。 Some audience returned to original state he really to look like at the back of that dozens seconds of matter of elf maid with the writing a moment ago. 有观众用文字还原了刚才他背着精灵女佣的那几十秒事情真像。 After has turned around probably 20 second, elf maid gently placed on the hand the electronic alarm clock of tea table. 就在鲁柏转过身大概二十秒后,精灵女佣轻轻的把手放在了茶几的电子闹钟上。 The audience as if heard an alarm clock bell of drop, as then the elf maid presses down the alarm clock above button, the bell vanishes thoroughly. 观众们似乎听见了一声滴的闹钟响铃,然后随着精灵女佣按下闹钟上面的按钮,响铃彻底消失。 The electronic alarm clock does not have the issue. 电子闹钟没问题。 The time paradox test that people design does not have the issue. 鲁柏民设计的时间悖论测试也没问题。 The one who has the issue is the elf maid. 有问题的是精灵女佣。 The audience are suddenly enlighted, before 54 second, alarm that resounds, at all is not the alarm clock sends out. 观众们恍然大悟,五十四秒前响起的闹铃,根本不是闹钟发出的。 But is the elf maid. 而是精灵女佣。 Elf maid perfect simulated the alarm clock bell. 精灵女佣自己完美模拟了闹钟响铃。 After awakening by noise people, the elf maid reminded his time to arrive, can immediately with the girlfriend video. 在吵醒鲁柏民后,精灵女佣提醒他时间到了,可以立刻和女朋友视频。 Then, somewhat made one break into sweat one to appear. 接着,有些让人冒冷汗的一幕出现了。 The elf maid in the electronic alarm clock loud that instant, built the hand gently, presses down the alarm clock button, making the bell vanish. 精灵女佣在电子闹钟响的那一霎,把手轻轻搭了上去,按下闹钟按钮,让响铃消失。 Has turned around people who finds the person to chat, even has not heard the bell that seems does not have. 转过身找人聊天的鲁柏民,甚至都没有听到那声似有似无的响铃。 Among the live broadcasts several hundred thousand audience, said that part of hearing, said oneself adjusted in a big way the volume, heard that bell. 直播间几十万观众们,说听到的那一部分,都说自己把音量调到了最大,才听到那声响铃。 This is not result Ah! that I want 这不是我想要的结果啊！ People really have to be frightened, his merely wants to discover BUG of elf maid. 鲁柏民真的有被吓到,他只是想找出精灵女佣的BUG。 To use classical, is in programming system is easiest to cause the time paradox plan of collapse, making the elf maid fall into the logical endless loop. 想用最经典,也是程序系统中最容易引起崩溃的时间悖论方案,让精灵女佣陷入逻辑死循环中。 Finally the elf maid disregarded the paradox directly, has not affected. 结果精灵女佣直接无视了悖论,没有丝毫影响。 Even...... 甚至…… It even violated master's order. 它甚至违背了主人的命令。 Because before people ten minutes, has issued the order, does not allow to make it have behavior that touches the alarm clock. 因为鲁柏民十分钟前已经下达命令,不允许让它有触碰闹钟的行为。 „Must believe the science, must believe the science, the materialistic main benefit performance is high.” Worked as surface of lens, people are making an effort to rub the face, thought aloud after encouraging several, put out the courage interrogation elf maid. “要相信科学,要相信科学,唯物主义赛高。”当着镜头的面儿,鲁柏民使劲揉了揉脸,又自言自语鼓励几句后,才拿出勇气质问精灵女佣。 „.” “罗茜。” People sit on the sofa, solemn said: „You violated my order.” 鲁柏民坐在沙发上,严肃道:“你违反了我的命令。” „Does not have.” “罗茜没有。” „You have.” People take up the alarm clock on tea table, starts to give the elf maid duplicate/restores plate, „before ten minutes, I make you establish the alarm clock, and orders you not to allow to touch the alarm clock, cannot disturb me to rest.” “你有。”鲁柏民拿起茶几上的闹钟,开始给精灵女佣复盘,“十分钟前,我让你设定闹钟,并命令你不允许触碰闹钟,也不能打扰我休息。” „But!” “但是！” „You when 9 minutes 06 seconds, simulated the sound of alarm clock to awaken by noise me.” “你在9分06秒时,模拟闹钟的声音吵醒了我。” „After 54 seconds, violates my order, touches the alarm clock.” “又在54秒后,违背我的命令,触碰闹钟。” „When even touches the alarm clock, at the back of my field of vision.” “甚至触碰闹钟时,背着我的视野。” „Does not have, will never violate master's order.” The voice of elf maid has a aloof as before, „the alarm clock of master has the issue.” “罗茜没有,罗茜从不会违背主人的命令。”精灵女佣的声音依旧带着一丝高冷,“主人的闹钟有问题。” People asked back, „what issue has......?” 鲁柏民反问,“有……什么问题？” „According to observation, the alarm clock of master compared with Greenwich world Standard time, every minute slow five seconds.” “根据罗茜的观察,主人的闹钟比格林尼治世界标准时间,每分钟慢了五秒。” „Master orders me, can not touch the alarm clock.” “主人命令我,不得触碰闹钟。” „But the master had emphasized after ten minutes, there is a very important video call.” “但主人强调过十分钟后,有非常非常重要的视频通话。” „When detecting the alarm clock walks is not punctual, had judged, if calculates according to the alarm clock time, the master will miss with girlfriend's important video call.” “罗茜在察觉闹钟走时不准时,已经判断出如果按照闹钟时间来计算,主人会错过与女朋友的重要视频通话。” „Master also stressed, your girlfriend was unreasonable, misses one second of video to bid good-bye.” “主人还强调,您的女朋友非常非常不讲道理,差一秒视频都会分手。” „Your alarm clock time is wrong, but your girlfriend there time is correct.” “您的闹钟时间是错误的,但您女朋友那里的时间是正确的。” „Therefore the after world Standard ten minutes, awakens the master with the alarm clock ting.” “所以罗茜在世界标准时的十分钟后,用闹钟铃声唤醒主人。” „merely in the alarm clock time wrong situation, awakens the master with the Standard time, making the master not miss with girlfriend's video call, in order to avoid the girlfriend and you bids good-bye.” “罗茜只是在闹钟计时错误的情况下,用标准时间唤醒主人,让主人不错过与女朋友的视频通话,以免女朋友和您分手。” The privately owned point was ignorant. 鲁柏民有点懵了。 He pulls the hair, managed for quite a while to feel said was also reasonable. 他抓了抓头发,理了半天觉得罗茜说的也有道理。 To, right time, wrong time, a master orders. 对罗茜来说,一个正确时间,一个错误时间,一个主人命令。 The masters order the priority to be highest. 主人命令优先级最高。 Its intelligent programming, in time paradox, not only not logical endless loop, however can also , in does not violate under the master order, found the optimal solution. 它的智能程序,在时间悖论情况下,不仅不会逻辑死循环,然而还能在不违背主人命令下,找到最优解。 „Don't I allow you to touch the order of alarm clock?” People bring up old scores saying: „At that time I remembered very clearly, making you look at the alarm clock, but does not allow to touch.” “那我不允许你触碰闹钟的命令呢？”鲁柏民翻旧账道:“当时我记得很清楚,让你看着闹钟,但不允许触碰。” „Has not violated master's order similarly.” “罗茜同样没有违背主人的命令。” People hēng hēng, in that like his mouth did not speak the truth girlfriend, „, but you touched the alarm clock.” 鲁柏民哼哼了一句,像他口中的那位不讲道理女朋友一样,“但你碰了闹钟。” „Master orders, before the alarm clock resounds within these ten minutes, does not allow to touch the alarm clock.” The elf maid gave its explanation, „after 0.3 second of alarm clock bell, touches the button of alarm clock, making the wrong alarm clock ting vanish.” “主人是命令罗茜,在闹钟响起前的这十分钟之内,不允许触碰闹钟。”精灵女佣给出了它的解释,“罗茜是在闹钟响铃的0.3秒后,才触碰闹钟的按钮,让错误的闹钟铃声消失。” „After ten minutes, touches the alarm clock not to violate the master to order.” “在十分钟后,触碰闹钟并不违反主人命令。” „Switches off the alarm, was worried that this wrong alarm, will disturb chat of you and girlfriend.” “罗茜之所以关掉闹铃,是担心这个错误的闹铃,会打扰您和女朋友的聊天。” „As for carrying the master field of vision, the merely master just turns around to chat, happened coincidence.” “至于背着主人视野,只是主人刚好转身聊天,发生的巧合而已。” People not self-confident initiates among the live broadcasts seeks help, „...... I......” 鲁柏民不自信的向直播间发起求助,“呃……我……” „I said like this?” “我是这样说的嘛？” Several hundred thousand audience are disorderly, only then extremely a small number can also maintain the reason. 几十万观众早就凌乱了,只有极少部分人还能保持理智。 Their some people said that records is unclear, some people said seem like. 他们有人说记不清了,有人说好像是。 Also some people said that is recording the screen, he records the screen to cut to look at playbacking on the conclusion now. 还有人说正在录屏,他现在就结束录屏切回去看回放。 【Within these ten minutes, you stands to look at the alarm clock, does not allow to disturb me to rest, does not allow you to touch the alarm clock.】 【在这十分钟之内,你就站在旁边看着闹钟,不允许打扰我休息,也不允许你去触碰闹钟。】 Quick has the audience to be exact, order that people issued at that time sending. 很快有观众一字不差的,把鲁柏民当时下达的命令给发了出来。 The elf maid has not violated people's order. 精灵女佣没有违反鲁柏民的命令。 People order it, within ten minutes, do not allow to touch the alarm clock. 鲁柏民是命令它,十分钟之内,不允许触碰闹钟。 In this ten minutes, regardless on the wrong time according to alarm clock, is Greenwich world Standard time, has crossed. 这个十分钟内,无论按照闹钟上的错误时间,还是格林尼治世界标准时间,都已经过了。 Therefore ~ 所以～ Stemming from letting the master has the consideration of peaceful telephone conversation environment, the elf maid after 0.3 second that the alarm clock resounds, presses down the button to cancel the alarm clock bell. 出于让主人有个安静通话环境的考虑,精灵女佣才在闹钟响起的0.3秒后,按下按钮取消闹钟响铃。 This is civil time paradox tests the elf maid, obtained final outcome. 这就是鲁柏民用时间悖论来测试精灵女佣,得到的最终结果。 Without BUG. 没有BUG。 Without the logical endless loop. 没有逻辑死循环。 People were silent for a half minute, has the courage to raise the head to the elf maid. 鲁柏民足足沉默了半分钟,才鼓起勇气抬头面向精灵女佣。 „, Sorry.” “罗茜,对不起。” „Master was needless to say sorry, the master wanted......” “主人不用说对不起,主人只要……” „Your let alone words.” “罗茜你别说话。” People go forward to give a elf maid big hug, „you know that created your Engineer name, can you pass on to him?” 鲁柏民上前给精灵女佣一个大大拥抱,“罗茜你知道创造了你的那位工程师姓名嘛,你可以转告他嘛？” „Some corner on this world, fellows named people, incurable fell in love with him.” “在这个世界上的某个角落,有一个叫鲁柏民的家伙,已经无可救药的爱上了他。” „Naturally ~ I also love.” “当然～我也爱罗茜。”