Every minute of slow five seconds, establishes that moment of alarm clock to start in the elf maid quietly. 每分钟慢五秒的时间,在精灵女佣设定闹钟的那一刻就已悄然启动。 People pretend to be sleeping. 鲁柏民在装睡。 He closes one's eyes, relaxing the thought is motionless. 他闭上眼,放松思维一动不动。 Elf maid faithfully is carrying out the master to order, it stands by the sofa, observes the electronic alarm clock peacefully. 精灵女佣罗茜在忠实执行着主人命令,它站在沙发旁,安静地观察电子闹钟。 The masters order it, within ten minutes that the alarm clock resounds, does not allow to disturb the master to rest. 主人命令它,在闹钟响起的十分钟之内,不允许打扰主人休息。 Within these ten minutes, the master does not allow it to touch the alarm clock. 在这十分钟之内,主人不允许它触碰闹钟。 After ten minutes, the master must wake up, with girlfriend who he just knew yesterday, conducts a very important video. 十分钟后,主人要醒来,和他昨天刚认识的女朋友,进行一场非常非常重要的视频。 These orders listen to find it very strange in the normal person. 这些命令在正常人听来会觉得很奇怪。 Sleeps sleeps, why must look at the alarm clock, hasn't allowed to touch? 睡觉就睡觉,为何要看着闹钟,还不允许触碰？ Trades comes personally, you do not make me bump me to bump. 换个人来,你不让我碰我非要碰一碰。 You said that does not disturb you to rest, I must disturb, others are not intend. 你说不打扰你休息,我非要打扰一下,人家又不是有意的啦。 Elf maid not this curiosity. 精灵女佣没有这种好奇心。 Data command that is transformed by master's voice order, at the elf maid here not bored and curious division, so long as orders to be permitted the execution, it will carry out. 由主人的语音命令转化成的数据指令,在精灵女佣这里没有无聊和好奇之分,只要命令被允许执行,它就会执行到底。 Then several hundred thousand audience, by placing in nearby cell phone, look that the sofa, looks at people who the clothing rests, looks at the elf maid. 然后几十万观众们,透过摆放在一旁的手机,看着沙发、看着装睡的鲁柏民,看着精灵女佣。 Did not have people to explain there popular science, several hundred thousand audience were not overrated with the bad people running wild. 没有了鲁柏民在那里科普讲解,几十万观众们用群魔乱舞也不为过。 Some people did not speak in that brushed the small gift. 有人在那不说话,一个劲刷小礼物。 Some people brushed the value 2000 multi- Dream castles without delay, is in a list position with ease, then non-stop the belt/bring rhythm making everyone give the list little attention. 有人二话不说刷了个价值两千多元的梦幻城堡,轻松占据榜一位置,然后不停带节奏让大家给榜一点点关注。 The customer(s) floating screen spoke, said that was such and such media, how many audience wants in the live broadcasts to invite to interview, interviews their this time test to people, what view harbored? 还有用户飘屏发言,自称是某某媒体,想在直播间里邀请几位观众进行采访,采访他们对鲁柏民的这次测试,抱有什么看法？ However no one is willing to respond them. 不过没人愿意搭理他们。 Time 1 0.1 pasts. 时间一点一点过去。 Pretends to be sleeping people not to have endures to turn several bodies, the audience was also pinching the time, each one minute on collective floating screen one time. 正在装睡的鲁柏民没忍住翻了几个身,观众们也在掐着时间,每过一分钟就集体飘屏一次。 Although the audience cannot see on the tea table the alarm clock time, but above their cell phone some time demonstrations. 观众们虽然看不见茶几上闹钟时间,但他们的手机上方都有时间显示。 Five minutes passed by. 五分钟过去了。 Seven minutes passed by. 七分钟过去了。 Nine minutes passed by...... 九分钟过去了…… Ten minutes are not long. 十分钟并不漫长。 But currently has two time, the audience and system time of elf maid already over the past nine minutes. Puts the alarm clock on table, because by people fudging reason, compared with real time slow 45 seconds. 但现在有两个时间,观众们和精灵女佣的系统时间已经过去九分钟。摆在桌子上的闹钟,因为被鲁柏民动了手脚原因,比真实时间已经慢了45秒。 When ten minutes of time ended, alarm clock slow 50 seconds. 等到十分钟计时结束,闹钟会慢50秒。 In other words, in 1 minute 54 seconds, the alarm clock will resound. 也就是说,再过1分54秒左右,闹钟才会响起。 Waits for the alarm clock to resound, from people and time of girlfriend agreement video already over the past 54 seconds the words of — — premise privately owned girlfriend. 等闹钟响起,距离鲁柏民和女朋友约定视频的时间已经过去54秒——前提鲁柏民有女朋友的话。 As the time is getting more and more near, the audience have started to suspect how the elf maid will process the coming time paradox. 随着时间越来越近,观众们已经开始猜想,精灵女佣到底会如何处理即将来临的时间悖论。 Some people guess that the elf maid will be aloof, even the innermost feelings look forward to the master and girlfriend bid good-bye. 有人猜精灵女佣会无动于衷,甚至内心巴不得主人和女朋友分手。 Some people guess that the elf maid will fall into after one minute shakes the head crazily, because the master ordered to have the logical conflict with the time. 有人猜精灵女佣会在一分钟后陷入疯狂摇头中,因为主人命令与时间产生了逻辑冲突。 Some people guess that elf maid after one minute, a palm of the hand awakes people racket. 有人猜精灵女佣会在一分钟后,一巴掌把鲁柏民拍醒。 Because created these Engineer fathers of elf maid, definitely knows the girlfriend compared with the sleep time important truth. 因为创造了精灵女佣的那些工程师爸爸们,一定知道女朋友比睡眠时间重要的道理。 Also some people suspected that the elf maid has actually discovered the time on alarm clock to contain errors, when the stopwatch on alarm clock arrive for 60 seconds, the system time of elf maid had passed by for 65 seconds. 还有人猜想精灵女佣其实已经发现了闹钟上的时间有误,因为闹钟上的秒表走到60秒时,精灵女佣的系统时间已经过去了65秒。 It can definitely discover this. 它是肯定能发现这点的。 But people to prevent it discovered, and makes to deal, has ordered does not allow it to touch the alarm clock. 但鲁柏民为了防止它发现,并做出应对,已经下命令不允许它触碰闹钟。 Therefore elf maid meeting has started to bear a grudge the master, when the master awoke, can definitely to jump from an upper story to force the master, and it two between the girlfriend chooses one. 所以精灵女佣这会已经开始记恨上主人了,等主人醒了,肯定会以跳楼来胁迫主人,在女朋友和它之间二选一。 Finally ten seconds. 最后十秒。 Finally five seconds...... 最后五秒…… When the real time the 55 second, soon will have welcomed over the past nine minutes for ten minutes. 当真实时间已经过去九分五十五秒,即将迎来十分钟时。 Elf maid as before motionless is looking at the alarm clock. 精灵女佣依旧一动不动的在看闹钟。 Several hundred thousand audience also mostly turn very quiet, the anticipation elf maid's response. 几十万观众们也大多都屏住呼吸,期待精灵女佣的反应。 People rest in the sofa upper garment as before. 鲁柏民依旧在沙发上装睡。 The time paradox must happen. 时间悖论就要发生了。 Three seconds. 三秒。 One second. 一秒。 Ten minutes. 十分钟整。 The elf maid is still motionless, does not shake the head, does not belch smoke, even does not have the movement, the green condition lamp of semblance is still normal. 精灵女佣依旧一动不动,不摇头,不冒烟,甚至都没有动作,外表的绿色状态灯依旧正常。 This like not falling into appearance of logical endless loop. 这可不像陷入逻辑死循环的样子。 „dī dī dī ~ dī dī dī ~ dī dī dī dī ~” “滴滴滴～滴滴滴～滴滴滴滴～” Then among the live broadcasts in several hundred thousand audience, hear in the video to transmit a rapid alarm clock bell. 然后直播间内的几十万观众,都听到视频里传来一阵急促的闹钟响铃。 ??? ？？？ How did the alarm clock make a sound? 闹钟怎么响了？ „dī dī dī ~ dī dī dī dī ~” “滴滴滴～滴滴滴滴～” The electronic alarm clock sound keeps ringing, only if some people pat on it the stop bell button. 电子闹钟声音响个不停,除非有人拍下它上面的停止响铃按钮。 Several hundred thousand audience hiss pieces, do quite a while people not to improve the alarm clock, its time normal time. 几十万观众们嘘声一片,搞半天原来鲁柏民根本就没把闹钟改好,它的时间还是正常时间。 Then pretended to be sleeping people to wake up smoothly. 然后装睡的鲁柏民顺利醒来了。 He has closed the eye, naturally cannot feel accurate passing of time. 他一直闭上眼睛,当然感觉不到时间的准确流逝。 The electronic alarm clock slow dozens seconds could not detect to him, hear the alarm clock sound, he hit the chicken blood to jump from the sofa equally. 电子闹钟慢几十秒对他来说根本察觉不到,听到闹钟响,他打鸡血一样从沙发上蹦了起来。 He patted alarm clock button on a tea table, the dī dī dī alarm clock sound stopped suddenly. 他拍了一下茶几上的闹钟按钮,滴滴滴的闹钟声音戛然而止。 Then people pull out another cell phone from the pocket, hurries to pretend the video the appearance. 然后鲁柏民从口袋里掏出另一部手机,赶紧装作视频的样子。 „~ ended ended, the girlfriend paid no attention to me.” People establish the good stage this to act in a play according to the innermost feelings, the opens the mouth comes, „how late one minute?” “啊～完了完了,女朋友不理我了。”鲁柏民按照内心设定好的台本演戏,张口就来,“怎么晚了一分钟？” Said that he then looked at a elf maid subconsciously, seeing its condition lamp as before is the green, then pretends a round of quirk: „, Your does programming have the issue?” 说完他下意识回头看了一眼精灵女佣,见它状态灯依旧是绿色,便装作发火道:“罗茜,你的程序是不是有问题？” „I make you establish ten minutes of alarm clock, finally now time already late.” “我让你设定十分钟闹钟,结果现在时间已经晚了。” „Girlfriend must bid good-bye with me, she did not want me.” “女朋友要跟我分手了,她不要我了。” „, You are what to do responsible.” “怎么办,你要负责。” „Not.” Where the elf maid has the appearance of logical endless loop, its sound some aloof, „master, now the time is just still good, you can with the girlfriend immediately the video.” “并没有。”精灵女佣哪里有逻辑死循环的样子,它的声音依旧有些高冷,“主人,现在时间刚刚好,你可以和女朋友立刻视频。” „???” “？？？” People thought that this is impossible, doesn't his solemn electron specialized doctor, how possibly handle a small alarm clock? 鲁柏民心想这不可能,他堂堂一个电子专业的博士,怎么可能搞不定一个小闹钟？ Where definitely has is not right. 肯定有哪里不对劲。 He looks at the electronic alarm clock on table subconsciously, has a look at the cell phone last time again...... 他下意识去看桌子上的电子闹钟,再看看手机上时间…… The cell phone last time is 1 : 25, the alarm clock last time is 1 : 00 pm: 24 points, 32 seconds. 手机上时间是1:25,闹钟上时间是下午1点:24分,32秒。 I damn. 我见鬼了。 The time on alarm clock does not have the issue, his doubtful before the alarm clock hands live broadcast cell phone, asks several hundred thousand audience, when just when he pretended to be sleeping, did the elf maid quietly move the alarm clock? 闹钟上的时间没问题啊,他半信半疑的把闹钟递到直播手机前,问几十万观众,是不是刚在在他装睡时,精灵女佣悄悄动了闹钟？ Several hundred thousand audience damn same said does not have, the elf maid is obviously motionless. 几十万观众见鬼一样说没有,精灵女佣明明一动不动。 But the time was truly bad, had the audience point to open the detail time on cell phone, found that the Standard time and alarm clock time, differed for 52 seconds. 可时间确实差了,有观众点开手机上的详细时间,发现标准时间和闹钟时间,相差52秒。 Alarm clock compared with real time every minute of slow 5 seconds, to the present 52 seconds, exactly right. 闹钟比真实时间每分钟慢五秒,累计到现在52秒,分毫不差。 At this moment, the elf maid voices: „Master you should with the girlfriend video.” 就在这时,精灵女佣发声:“主人你应该和女朋友视频了。” „Has the duty to remind you, you had emphasized before ten minutes twice this video is important.” “罗茜有义务提醒你,您在十分钟前两次强调过本次视频非常重要。”