At noon next day. 次日中午。 In some villages hotel, Old Master forest met with Ms. Ling. 在某个乡镇饭店,林老爷子跟凌老太太见面了。 Accompanies Old Master forest to come together, is his Sun Zilin three treasures, but Ms. Ling is Jiang Feng drives to meet, only then she. 陪着林老爷子一起来的,正是他的孙子林三宝,而凌老太太是江枫开车去接来的,只有她自己一个人。 both sides meet, the first impression is satisfactory. 双方见面,第一印象都是满意的。 Waited for food to finish eating, does not know how two old people discussed that must register the marriage directly. 等一顿饭吃完,也不知道两位老人是怎么商量的,直接就要去登记结婚。 forest Sanbao by own grandfather's speed having a scare. 林三宝被自家爷爷的速度给吓了一跳。 Jiang Feng haha said with a smile actually: „Ok, Grandma Ling I delivers you to go back to take the document.” 江枫倒是哈哈笑道:“行啊,那凌奶奶我送你回去拿证件。” Ms. Ling reaches an agreement with a smile. 凌老太太笑着说好。 Jiang Feng looked that said to the forest three treasures: „Uncle Lin, you also telephones to make one escort to the county city old gentleman's document!” 江枫又看向林三宝道:“林叔,你也打电话回去让人把老爷子的证件送往县城吧！” forest Sanbao nod saying: „Does not have the issue.” 林三宝点头道:“没问题。” The time is a little tight, everyone also no longer said, starts to act separately. 时间有点紧张,大家也就不再多说,开始分头行动。 When Jiang Feng driving leads Ms. Ling to leave, the forest three treasures then start to telephone, except for letting the person delivers the document, he also makes one prepare to thank the matchmaker after the wedding the present immediately, after the grandfather registers the marriage, can thank the matchmaker after the wedding at the scene. 等江枫开车带着凌老太太离开,林三宝便开始打电话,除了让人送证件,他还让人立刻准备谢媒礼品,等爷爷登记结婚后,当场就可以谢媒。 Then, catches up tightly catches up slowly, two old people rushed to the civil administration bureau in 3 : 30 pm finally. 就这样,紧赶慢赶的,两位老人终于在下午 3 点半赶到了民政局。 Then the entire civil administration bureau caused a stir, the 90-year-old grandfather marries the 85-year-old grandma, even if such marriage is takes a broad view at the nation is quite rare, but in their district is the unprecedented first case, thinks that does not cause the stir to be difficult. 然后整个民政局都轰动了,90岁的老爷爷娶85岁的老奶奶,这样的婚姻哪怕是放眼全国都比较罕见,而在他们县更是破天荒的首例,想不引起轰动都难。 Therefore, two old people's registration flows have not walked, has encircled first fire in the friend! 于是,两位老人的登记流程都还没走完,就已经在朋友圈先火起来了！ After a half hour, two old people attained the marriage certificate smoothly, then went out of the civil administration bureau under seeing off of crew, that scene is also rare. 半个小时后,两位老人顺利拿到了结婚证,然后在全体工作人员的欢送下走出了民政局,那场面也是难得一见。 After having the civil administration bureau, Jiang Feng first congratulated to two old people: „Grandpa forest, Grandma Ling, congratulated two.” 出了民政局后,江枫先向两位老人道喜道:“林爷爷,凌奶奶,恭喜两位了。” „Thanks!” Old Master forest smiled the eye quickly to narrow a seam, he several days ago got up the thoughts of looking for a spouse, without thinking came true quickly, really made him happy. “谢谢！”林老爷子笑得眼睛都快眯成一条缝了,他几天前才起了找个老伴的心思,没想到这么快就梦想成真了,真的太让他高兴了。 „Thanks!” Ms. Ling also smiles, regarding this wedding, she similarly is satisfaction. “谢谢！”凌老太太也满脸笑容,对于这门婚事,她同样是满意之极。 Ends happily to two old humanity, Jiang Feng notifies other Lin people, the preparation leaves. 向两位老人道完喜,江枫才跟林家其他人打了个招呼,准备离开。 forest Sanbao see that said hastily: „Grandmaster river, in the family/home slaughtered a pig, tonight everyone celebrates together, your big matchmaker cannot absent!” 林三宝见状连忙说道:“江大师,家里宰杀了一头猪,今晚大家一起庆祝一番,你这个大媒人可不能缺席啊！” Jiang Feng turns down to say with a smile: „Uncle Lin, you celebrate, I also had the matter not to participate.” 江枫笑着婉拒道:“林叔,你们庆祝吧,我还有事就不去参加了。” Other Lin people also followed to invite several times, saw Jiang Feng does not seem like in the smalltalk, put out to prepare the good thanking the matchmaker after the wedding present and red packet thanks his big matchmaker. 林家其他人也跟着邀请了几次,见江枫不像是在客套,才拿出准备好的谢媒礼品以及红包感谢他这个大媒人。 Jiang Feng declined one to receive, then drove to go to the D city, prepared brings both sides together to the old schoolmate. 江枫推辞了一番才收下来,然后开车前往D市,准备给老同学牵线搭桥。 ...... …… Next day. 次日。 11 : 00 am. 上午11点。 Some D city large supermarket. D市某大型超市。 vermilion Congtui the shopping cart, is conducting the big purchase in the supermarket. 朱聪推着购物车,在超市里进行大采购。 At this time, in his shopping cart, has packed between -meal snack drink as well as various types of liquor water. 此时,在他的购物车里,已经装满了零食饮料以及各种酒水。 As a qualified dwelling male, between-meal snack drink that is the necessary dwelling commodity, but as a man, the liquor definitely is also the essential thing. 作为一个合格的宅男,零食饮料那是必备的宅家物资,而作为一个男人,酒肯定也是必不可少的东西。 Pushed the shopping cart to saunter several, until the shopping cart the stopper, vermilion Congcai has not had not given full expression paid up, altogether spent more than 2000 dollars. 推着购物车转悠了几圈,直到购物车都已经塞不下了,朱聪才意犹未尽的去结账,一共花了两千多块钱。 Raises the commodity to put to board, vermilion Congcai claps, prepares to find the place to eat meal. 提着物资放上车,朱聪才拍拍手,准备找地方吃饭去。 His parents are busy doing business , without the time to prepare food, but he himself understands to prepare food, but the craftsmanship is also the same, therefore in the family/home rarely opens fire, he comes out to eat either, either goes at home point. 他的父母忙着做生意,没时间做饭,而他自己虽然懂做饭,但手艺也就一般般,所以家里是很少开火的,他要么出来吃,要么就在家点外卖。 When he boards is the seat belt, the glass of nearby car(riage) falls suddenly, a handsome guy raises one's head to smile to notify him: „Hi, buddy!” 就在他上车系安全带的时候,旁边一辆车的车窗忽然降下来,一个帅哥伸出头来微笑着跟他打招呼道:“嗨,哥们！” vermilion Congxun prestige goes, those who see the opens the mouth is one seems like compared with him also wants the young strange youth, then returned to greeting, then asked: „Does buddy, have the matter?” 朱聪循声望去,见开口的是一个看起来比他还要年轻的陌生青年,便回了个招呼,然后问道:“哥们,有事吗？” Young handsome guy said with a smile: „Is this, I quite likes the good food, at every stop, wants to taste the culinary specialty of that place for the first time, the D city I, wants to ask that which buddy your here culinary specialties do have?” 年轻帅哥笑道:“是这样的,我这人比较喜欢美食,每到一个地方,都想品尝那个地方的特色美食,D市我第一次来,就想问问哥们你们这里的特色美食都有哪些？” Heard the good food, vermilion Cong instantaneously on the spirit, immediately warm introduced: „Buddy, your asked that must say the good food of our D city, that may have many, for example the paper-insulated chicken, the scallion oilfish and viviparus chicken hot pot and tofu ferment, the plum duck wait/etc, is us the quite classical good food.” 一听到美食,朱聪瞬间就精神了,当即热情的介绍道:“哥们,你这就问对人了,要说咱们D市的美食,那可有不少,比如纸包鸡、葱油鱼、田螺鸡煲、豆腐酿、梅子鸭等等,都是我们这边比较经典的美食。” Young handsome guy dao: „Paper-insulated chicken is one of our Guangxi province ten big famous cuisine, this I have long known actually, also has tried this dish in other places. The tofu ferments the fame is also big, I have also eaten, remains this scallion oilfish and viviparus chicken hot pot and plum duck has not eaten, does not know that is what flavor?” 年轻帅哥道:“纸包鸡乃是咱们桂省十大名菜之一,这个我倒是早就知道,也在其他地方尝过这道菜。豆腐酿名气也不小,我同样吃过,就剩这葱油鱼、田螺鸡煲以及梅子鸭没有吃过,不知道是啥味道？” vermilion Cong highly recommends saying: „Buddy, you must taste, particularly the delicious viviparus chicken hot pot, is us the comparison has a characteristics dish, is worth tasting.” 朱聪强烈推荐道:“哥们,那你必须得尝尝,尤其是美味的田螺鸡煲,算是咱们这边比较有特色的一道菜,非常值得品尝。” Young handsome guy said with a smile: „Buddy, which viviparus chicken hot pot is most delicious, should you know?” 年轻帅哥笑道:“哥们,哪家的田螺鸡煲最美味,你应该知道吧？” vermilion Congwen said face self-confident saying with a smile: „That natural, if you are held responsible other things, perhaps I cannot reply you, but you must ask eat, hehe, is not the buddy I boasts, as long as our here the famous shop I have patronized, which shop excels at which dish, does not have me not to know.” 朱聪闻言一脸自信的笑道:“那当然,你若是问其他的东西,或许我回答不了你,但你要问吃的,嘿嘿,不是哥们我吹牛,咱们这里但凡有名气的店我都光顾过,哪家店擅长哪道菜,就没有我不知道的。” In young handsome guy yan one bright, said: „That is indeed good, at noon I treat, how does the troublesome buddy lead me to taste your here viviparus chicken hot pot?” 年轻帅哥眼中一亮,说道:“那敢情好,中午我请客,麻烦哥们带我尝尝你们这边的田螺鸡煲怎么样？” vermilion Cong frank saying with a smile: „Does not have the issue, I happen to must have the lunch!” 朱聪爽朗的笑道:“没问题,我正好要去吃午饭呢！” Then, two people said the name mutually, then in tandem drove to hurry to toward some restaurant. 接下来,两人互道姓名,然后便一前一后开车朝某家餐馆赶去。 ...... …… After a half hour . 半个小时后。 In the theater box of some restaurant, Jiang Feng and vermilion Cong sit facing each other, when the waiting serves food, two people then chatted. 某餐馆的包厢中,江枫与朱聪相对而坐,在等待上菜的时候,两人便闲聊起来。 vermilion Cong drinks tea, asks: „Brother river, listened to the meaning in your words before, you are also our Gui Shengren, does not know that is which city Guangxi province?” 朱聪喝了口茶,问道:“江兄弟,之前听你话里的意思,你也是咱们桂省人,不知道是桂省哪个市的？” Jiang Feng said: „I am Yulin.” 江枫道:“我是郁林市的。” In vermilion Congyan one bright, blurted out: „Originally Brother river are Yulin, your side litchi chinensis dog meat festival, I am well-known for a long time, but did not have the opportunity to feel the charm of this holiday personally.” 朱聪眼中一亮,脱口而出道:“原来江兄弟是郁林的啊,你们那边的荔枝狗肉节,我是闻名已久,但一直没机会亲自感受过这个节日的魅力。” Jiang Feng blushes with shame saying: „vermilion brother, our that side celebrates this holiday each time, will lead to many controversies, does not raise.” 江枫汗颜道:“朱兄,咱们那边每次过这个节日,都会引来诸多非议,不提也罢。” vermilion Cong naturally knows that a Jiang Feng finger/refers of censure is anything, he snorts contemptuously saying: „Do principle these apologists do, ate to the full the brace, these jump happiest, most likely for benefit voice.” 朱聪自然知道江枫指的非议是什么,他嗤之以鼻道:“理那些卫道士干嘛,都是吃饱了撑的,那些跳得最欢的,十有八九是为了利益发声。” The Jiang Feng smile said: „Never expected that vermilion brother also very understands this.” 江枫微笑道:“没想到朱兄还挺了解这个的。” vermilion Congdao: „ I regarding eating this aspect, is quite truly careful, heard that your side to litchi chinensis dog meat festival the day , the avenue is the fragrance of dog meat, by that day, even if the flavor makes the worst dog butcher shop, the guest will line up. 朱聪道:“我对于吃这方面,确实比较上心,听说你们那边到了荔枝狗肉节这一天,满大街都是狗肉的香味,到了那一天,哪怕味道做得最差的狗肉店,客人都会排长队。 But usually the business was needless to say on the good dog butcher shop, did not order not to eat ahead of time. 而平时生意就好的狗肉店就更加不用说了,不提前预订根本就吃不上。 This grand occasion, thinks to make our gluttons excited. ” 这盛况,想想就让我们这种吃货激动。” The Jiang Feng nod said: „Really has such grand occasion, even many people cross-bank did Gourou Hotpot on the same day, similarly will sell to fly, so long as in brief on that day were does the dog meat business not to gain, looked that gained gains few issues.” 江枫点头道:“确实是有这样的盛况,甚至有不少人当天跨行过来搞狗肉火锅,同样会卖得飞起,总之那天只要是做狗肉生意就没有不赚的,就看赚多赚少的问题。” During the speeches, the service person starts to serve food one after another. 说话间,服务员陆续开始上菜。 Waits to eat meal, Jiang Feng attempts the poor dagger to say presently: „vermilion brother, franking, I am a professional matchmaker, I thought that you are good, wants to introduce an object to you, doesn't know you interested?” 等吃饭的时候,江枫才图穷匕现道:“朱兄,实不相瞒,我是一名职业媒人,我看你性格挺好的,想给你介绍个对象,不知道你有没有兴趣？” vermilion Cong grabs a viviparus with the hand in suo, hears word said with amazement: „Aren't Brother river, you cracking a joke? Are you such young unexpectedly a professional matchmaker?” 朱聪用手抓着一只田螺在嗦,闻言惊讶道:“江兄弟,你不是在开玩笑吧？你这么年轻竟然是一名职业媒人？” Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Guarantees exchange if not genuine, I have entered line of quick one -and-a-half years.” 江枫笑道:“如假包换,我已经入行快一年半了。” vermilion Cong flavorful is chewing the spiral meat, asked: „Brother river, take the liberty to ask one, since you have entered the line, there is to reconcile the successful record?” 朱聪有滋有味的嘴嚼着螺肉,问道:“江兄弟,冒昧问一句,你入行以来,有撮合成功的记录吗？” „Relax, definitely has the successful record, I thought that you beautiful woman class leader with my high school is a match.” “放心,肯定是有成功记录的,我觉得你跟我高中的美女班长非常般配。” At this point, the Jiang Feng skilled pulling out cell phone, assigns out willow Yiyi the latest picture, gives vermilion Congdao: „When this is my high school beautiful woman class leader, how do you have a look to be long?” 说到这里,江枫熟练的掏出手机,调出柳依依的最新照片,递给朱聪道:“这就是我高中时的美女班长,你看看长得怎么样？” vermilion Cong with the left hand in the suo spiral, the right hand is clean, he puts down the chopsticks, received the cell phone to look to the woman in picture, then small surprised. 朱聪是用左手在嗦螺,右手还是干净的,他放下筷子,接过手机看向照片中的女人,然后便被小小的惊讶了一下。 Sees only in the picture, willow Yiyi puts on one to have the makings snow to spin the shirt very much, matches the cowboy half-length long skirt, making her seem like not only intellectuality and mature, is meanwhile compassionate. 只见照片中,柳依依穿着一件很有气质的雪纺衬衫,搭配牛仔半身长裙,让她看起来既知性又成熟,同时还非常具有亲和力。 After all is the matchmaker who the help brings both sides together, must be able to say besides the mouth, the affinity is also very important, willow Yiyi is usually putting on to make contact with the exchange with Tang secure Jun a lot, goes to the affinity. 毕竟是帮忙牵线搭桥的媒人,除了嘴巴要能说之外,亲和力也是非常重要的,柳依依跟唐安筠两人平时没少在穿搭上交流,都是冲着亲和力去的。 The effect is very remarkable, at least in the eye of vermilion acute hearing, thought that the miss in picture looks very kindly, the smile on face can cure the will of the people. 效果还是非常显著的,至少在朱聪的眼里,就觉得照片中的姑娘看着非常亲切,脸上的笑容可以治愈人心。 The first impression, is good. 第一印象,非常不错。 vermilion Cong praised immediately: „Brother river, your always with school leader yes!” 朱聪当即夸赞道:“江兄弟,你这老同学长得是可以啊！” Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Stature look including the height body weight, you has several probably, I mainly introduced her working condition and character hobby with you and so on, vermilion brother you, if thought that I gave you her contact method, making you chat, how did you feel?” 江枫笑道:“身材相貌包括身高体重,你心里都大概有数了,我主要跟你介绍一下她的工作情况以及性格爱好之类的,朱兄你要是觉得可以的话,我就把她的联系方式给你,让你们自个儿聊,你觉得怎么样？” vermilion Cong hands over the cell phone to Jiang Feng, saying of being interested: „Ok, you said, I am listening.” 朱聪把手机递回给江枫,感兴趣的说道:“行,那你说,我听着。” Jiang Feng said with a smile: „My that old schoolmate works in a provincial capital matrimonial agency at present.” 江枫笑道:“我那老同学目前在省城一家婚介所工作。” Hears here, vermilion Cong cannot bear hit to block the way: „Brother river, is your old schoolmate also the professional matchmaker? Won't you work in the same matrimonial agency?” 听到这里,朱聪忍不住打断道:“江兄弟,你这老同学也是职业媒人？你们不会是在同一家婚介所工作吧？” The Jiang Feng nod said: „vermilion brother, but also really made you guess right.” 江枫点头道:“朱兄,还真让你猜对了。” This has anything to be difficult to guess that vermilion Cong grasps a viviparus saying: „Good, you continue.” 这有什么难猜的,朱聪抓起一只田螺道:“好吧,你继续。” Jiang Feng said: „My this old schoolmate rural area family background, the family circumstances are ordinary, but her present work treatment, I thought it was necessary to take the key point to say.” 江枫道:“我这老同学农村出身,家境非常普通,不过她现在的工作待遇,我觉得有必要拿出来重点说一说。” vermilion Cong supporting speaker said: „Is her work treatment very good?” 朱聪捧哏道:“她的工作待遇很好？” The Jiang Feng nod said: „So far, except paying taxes, money that she succeeds in obtaining every month probably more than 70,000, moreover each month income is still rising slowly, this most people strove to excel compared with the world.” 江枫点头道:“目前为止,除去交税,她每个月到手的钱大概有七万多,而且每个月的收入还在缓慢上涨,这比世上绝大多数人都要强了。” vermilion Cong hears dumbfounded, unbelievable saying: „When the matchmaker can make money?” 朱聪听得目瞪口呆,难以置信的说道:“当红娘这么能挣钱的吗？” Jiang Feng shakes the head saying: „ It is not all professional matchmakers can make money, in fact the matchmaker in many dating company, every month several thousand income, good can take 10,000-20,000 to be great. 江枫摇头道:“不是所有职业媒人都这么能挣钱,事实上很多婚介公司的红娘,每个月都只有几千块的收入,好的能拿10,000-20,000就了不起了。 But the wage standard of our matrimonial agency is the industry is highest, not only high little, is turns time to continue, but my old schoolmate is in our matrimonial agency one of the highest paid two matchmakers, will therefore have such high income. ” 而我们婚介所的工资标准是业界最高的,并且不只是高一点点,是翻倍都不止,而我这位老同学又是咱们婚介所中收入最高的两位红娘之一,所以才会有这么高的收入。” vermilion Cong said suddenly: „So that's how it is, I think the income of matchmaker is so high!” 朱聪恍然道:“原来如此,我以为红娘的收入都这么高呢！” Jiang Feng hehe smiles, immediately eats while introduces willow Yiyi the character hobby. 江枫呵呵一笑,随即一边吃一边介绍柳依依的性格爱好。 vermilion Cong really start was also careful, the picture looks well, the working ability of opposite party is so also splendid, crosses his parents that to close easy as pie, such object he cannot easily miss. 朱聪也是真的开始上心了,照片看着不错,对方的工作能力又这么出色,过他父母那一关易如反掌,这样的对象他可不能轻易错过了。 „vermilion brother, my old schoolmate is not quite a little good, that quite likes managing the person, when her high school can become the class leader of our class, is not because her academic record is best, but is she likes ‚minding others' business’, if you with her in the same place, must have by the mental preparation that she manages.” “朱兄,我这老同学有一点不太好,那就是比较爱管人,她高中时能成为我们班的班长,并不是因为她学习成绩最好,而是她喜欢‘多管闲事’,你要是跟她在一起,就得有被她管的思想准备。” vermilion Congwen said saying that thought otherwise: „This I pour indifferently, I am inborn, actually has a person to manage me to feel also very well.” 朱聪闻言不以为然的说道:“这个我倒无所谓,我这人天生懒散,其实有个人管着我觉得也挺好的。” Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Does vermilion brother, I give you her contact method?” 江枫笑道:“朱兄,那我把她的联系方式给你？” vermilion Cong hehe said with a smile: „I first thanked Brother river, if I became with your old schoolmate, we were the true brothers!” 朱聪嘿嘿笑道:“那我就先谢谢江兄弟了,要是我跟你这老同学成了,那咱们就是真正的兄弟了！” Jiang Feng gives him willow Yiyi the cell phone number report, saying with a smile: „vermilion brother, so long as you can settle on my old schoolmate, I turn head give you before her fine talk several, wraps you to bring her home.” 江枫把柳依依的手机号码报给他,笑吟吟的说道:“朱兄,只要你能看中我这位老同学,我回头在她面前给你美言几句,包你能抱得美人归。” „Good brothers, what a pity you one also to drive, otherwise I must drink a happiness with you well, now can only respect your one cup by tea generation of liquor!” “好兄弟,可惜你一会还要开车回去,要不然我非得好好跟你喝个痛快,现在就只能以茶代酒敬你一杯了！” „Brother vermilion, when you became with my old schoolmate, but also feared opportunity that we have not drunk?” “朱老哥,等你跟我老同学成了,还怕咱们没有喝酒的机会吗？” „Also said is, haha!” “说得也是,哈哈！” „......” “……” This food, two people ate for one hour to break up. 这一顿饭,两人吃了一个多小时才散场。 The account naturally is vermilion Congjie, although was Jiang Feng says from the beginning treats, but this for a while other for a while, before eating meal, two people were only the strangers of meeting by chance, finishing eating the food two people are the good buddies. 账自然是朱聪结的,尽管一开始是江枫说请客,但此一时彼一时,吃饭前两人只是萍水相逢的陌生人,吃完饭两人已经是好哥们了。 vermilion does Cong as the host, how could make the buddy of coming from far away pay? 朱聪作为东道主,岂能让远道而来的哥们买单？ Let alone, this buddy gave back to him to introduce a beautiful woman! 更何况,这哥们还给他介绍了位美女呢！ Had/Left the restaurant, after boarding respectively, Jiang Feng then waves to say toward vermilion Cong: „Brother vermilion, I first walked, turn head our provincial capital said goodbye.” 出了餐馆,各自上了车后,江枫便朝朱聪挥了挥手道:“朱老哥,那我就先走了,回头咱们省城再见。” vermilion Cong also waves saying: „Un, brothers bon voyage, the provincial capital said goodbye.” 朱聪也挥手道:“嗯,兄弟一路顺风,省城再见。” Jiang Feng nods, then drives to depart. 江枫点了点头,然后开车离去。 vermilion Cong sharply was not going home, but drives to hurry to toward the fruit wholesale department of their family/home, he must notify this celebration with the parents, the goal has three: 朱聪也不急着回家了,而是开车朝他们家的水果批发部赶去,他要把这件喜事跟父母通报一下,目的有三个: First, asks for money. 一,要钱。 Second, asks for money. 二,要钱。 Third, asks for money. 三,要钱。 Although his dwelling gnaws at home old, the parents also give him a lot money, but that is ten thousand blocks change, like when the school studies takes the living expenses, every month as punctual as account. 尽管他宅在家里啃老,父母也没少给他钱,但那都是万把块的小钱,就像在学校读书时拿生活费一样,每个月都准时到账。 This money truly was usually colored enough, but if discussed the girlfriend, that this change insufficiently looked, must have the firepower support of parents, can let loose going of hands and feet to be in love with others. 平时这钱确实够花了,可要是谈女朋友了,那这点小钱就不够看了,必须得到父母的火力支持,才能放开手脚的去跟人家谈恋爱。