west sends the governing river. 西派御江。 Mr. and Mrs. river flying and river Xue, Jiang Feng, yellow Lingwei as well as two bodyguard two nannies, nine people are eating meal. 江飞夫妇、江雪、江枫、黄灵薇以及两个保镖两个保姆,九个人正在吃饭。 Since Jiang Feng invited two cook excellent maids came back, big brother sister-in-law and elder sister frequently come back to eat meal. 自从江枫请了两个厨艺高超的保母回来后,大哥大嫂以及姐姐就经常回来吃饭。 Now, the sister-in-law has 2-3 months of pregnancy, the work of hospital has also resigned under river flying the persuasion, safely in home nourishing fetus. 如今,大嫂已经有2-3个月的身孕了,医院的工作在江飞的劝说下也已经辞掉了,正安心在家养胎。 A warm dinner finished eating, Guo Bingbing has stolen the work of nanny, made tea to Jiang Feng and the others. 一顿温馨的晚饭吃完,郭冰冰抢过保姆的工作,给江枫等人泡茶。 Mainly was too idle, since becoming the driver and bodyguard, Guo Bingbing idled with hundred li (0.5 km) Chinese parasol tree feels nervous, did not look for the words that a matter made on own initiative, one year 200,000 wage they took are feeling hot. 主要是太闲了,自从当上司机兼保镖后,郭冰冰与百里梧桐都闲得发慌,不主动找点事做的话,一年二十万的薪水她们拿着都感到烫手。 The ability that Jiang Feng watches a person's every mood presents no one to be able, completely understood the ideas of two bodyguards, think, after drinking tea, then looked that said to the sister-in-law: „Sister-in-law, you now are also very bored in home nourishing fetus, or do you accompany the parents to go out to travel together with the big brother? Drives my saloon car, lets the ice ice elder sister and Chinese parasol tree elder sister follows, family's two master chefs also send one to help prepare food, how do you look?” 江枫察言观色的本领在场无人能及,一眼就看透了两位保镖的想法,想了想,在喝了一口茶后,便看向大嫂道:“大嫂,你现在在家养胎也无聊得很,要不你跟大哥陪爸妈一起出去旅游一下？就开我那辆房车,让冰冰姐和梧桐姐跟着去,家里的两位大厨也派一个去帮忙做饭,你看怎么样？” stretch/open Rongying hears one dull, immediately cannot bear be excited, nods to say again and again: „That is certainly good!” 张榕莹听得一呆,随即忍不住兴奋起来,连连点头道:“那当然好啊！” Own brother-in-law that super luxurious saloon car, she has watched, but also without true has ridden, this type of luxurious saloon car she also wants certainly to experience, what feeling look is. 自家小叔子那辆超级豪华的房车,她只是观赏过,还没有真正的乘坐过,这种奢侈之极的房车她当然也想体验一下,看看是什么样的感觉。 „......” “不过……” A sister-in-law stretch/open Rongying voice revolution, said with a smile: „Parents act as a matchmaker to be busy at the foot in the native place not moistening now, perhaps they do not have the thoughts to go out to travel, this must you persuade them to be good.” 大嫂张榕莹话音一转,笑道:“爸妈现在在老家做媒忙得脚不沾地,恐怕他们没心思出去旅游啊,这个还得你来劝说他们才行。” The Jiang Feng three brother and sister heard to show the smile, with the support of Jiang Feng, now Mr. Jiang Ms. Jiang is native place nearby several villages most famous matchmakers, basically daily some people visited to invite the intermediary, regularly some people visited to thank the matchmaker after the wedding, family's present many enough to can with piling up to describe. 江枫三兄妹听得都露出了笑容,在江枫的支持下,如今江父江母已经是老家附近几个乡镇名气最大的媒人了,基本上天天都有人登门请媒,隔三差五就有人登门谢媒,家里的礼品多到可以用堆积如山来形容。 Person who Mr. Jiang Ms. Jiang come painstakingly, now every day talks, has delicious tasty, the thick red packet takes, the day parents who this type picks money every day treasure, the walking without rest relatives are pinching the time, where has free time to travel! 江父江母都是苦过来的人,如今每天动动嘴皮子,就有好吃好喝的,还有厚实的红包拿,这种每天捡钱的日子二老都非常珍惜,连走亲戚都掐着时间,哪里有空出去旅游啊！ Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Then I called to say them, money could not gain, says now that side the native place again, the reputation that our Jiang Jia acted as a matchmaker has passed on, other matchmakers could not rob the customer, went out to play for ten days to have no influence for half a month.” 江枫笑道:“回头我打电话跟他们说,钱是赚不完的,再说现在老家那边,咱江家做媒的口碑早就传出去了,其他媒人是抢不走客户的,出去玩十天半个月根本没什么影响。” river Xue nods saying: „Small maple tree said right, our parents laborious for a lifetime, should make them enjoy happiness, later every year we accompany them to go out to travel several times, lets the beautiful country of their take a good look motherland, open downward view.” 江雪点头道:“小枫说得对,咱爸妈辛苦了一辈子,也该让他们享享福了,以后每年我们都陪他们出去旅游几次,让他们好好看看祖国的大好河山,开阔一下视野。” Jiang Feng pats the plank road: „That decided that this time tourist track you are planned by the sister-in-law, although selects the place that oneself want to go , the parents have not gone out to travel in any case, where going to them is the first time.” 江枫拍板道:“那就这么定了,这次的旅游路线就由大嫂你来规划,尽管挑自己想去的地方,反正爸妈也没出去旅游过,去哪里对于他们来说都是第一次。” „Good, small maple tree.” Sister-in-law stretch/open Rongying very happy should say. “好的,小枫。”大嫂张榕莹美滋滋的应道。 Guo Bingbing hears in the heart is also encouraged with hundred li (0.5 km) Chinese parasol tree, finally had the matter to do, moreover was accompanies the employer parents family member to travel, this took the wage to take vacation completely, was many person long-awaited things. 郭冰冰与百里梧桐听得也都心中振奋,终于有事做了,而且是陪同雇主父母亲人去旅游,这完全就是拿着薪水去度假,是多少人梦寐以求的事情。 ...... …… Shanxi province provincial capital. 陕省省城。 Puts on the Eastern ice of cool pajamas however to be sideways to hold one to sprout/moe the soft polar bear plush puppet, has not put on the chest of underwear closely to paste is sprouting the soft polar bear, a tension full beautiful leg presses on the polar bear. 穿着清凉睡衣的东方冰然侧身抱着一个萌软的北极熊毛绒玩偶,没有穿内衣的胸部紧紧贴着萌软的北极熊,一条弹力十足的美腿压在北极熊身上。 At this time, the Eastern ice however( the real woman with malformed vagina or uterus causing sterility reader of this book, sought marriage to general male readers, intending male reader who and met condition to add crowd of relations) to awake, but she does not need to go to work today, therefore did not think on the bed on. 此时,东方冰然(本书的真实女读者,向广大男读者征婚,有意且符合条件的男读者请加群联系)已经醒了,只是今天她不用上班,所以就赖在床上不想起来。 Depended for more than ten minutes on the bed, put to make a sound in the cell phone of bedhead. 在床上赖了十多分钟,搁在床头的手机响了起来。 The Eastern ice however looked that does not need to look, puts out a hand to touch toward the bedhead on, accurate touching to the cell phone, it seems like that the electricity showed, is phone call that mother makes, then meets the channel: „Mother.” 东方冰然看都不用看,伸手往床头上一摸,就准确的摸到了手机,看来电显示,是母亲打来的电话,便接通道:“妈。” When this sleeps the sound that spoke from was usually different, her mother naturally could hear, cannot help but complained: „Your this child, how many points also did not have a look , but also is resting? Even without going to work, should go out for a walk, your such nest at home, will the boyfriend fall from the space?” 这睡觉时说话的声音跟平时是不一样的,她母亲自然听得出来,不由得埋怨道:“你这孩子,也不看看都几点了,还在睡？就算不用上班,也该起来出去走走了,你这样窝在家里,男朋友会从天上掉下来吗？” Here we go again, the Eastern ice however sits from the bed, helpless said: „Mother, you do not urge, I had been looking, but where looks for appropriate object is so easy!” 又来了,东方冰然从床上坐起来,无奈道:“妈,你就别催了,我已经在找了,只是找个合适的对象哪有这么容易啊！” The mother asked: „You me did not tell couple days ago you did work together to you introduced an object? How with him did you chat?” 母亲问道:“你前几天不是跟我说你同事给你介绍了个对象吗？你跟他聊得怎么样？” The Eastern ice however sighed: „Chatted not smoothly, without the common interest, checked registered permanent address -type chat, chatted less than several minutes two people would have no words to chat.” 东方冰然叹了口气道:“聊得一点都不顺利,没有共同话题,查户口式的聊天,才聊不到几分钟两人就没话聊了。” The mother said: „You also had reached adulthood, requests so is not high, native place many women, because the young time embroidery the eye, the age came up finally, without finding the right object, turned into the chosen object.” 母亲道:“你也老大不小了,要求别这么高,老家这边就有不少女人因为年轻的时候挑花了眼,结果岁数一上去,没找到合适的对象,就变成被挑选的对象了。” The Eastern ice however said: „I know in heart, will not have the too high request, I the brain is looks for the partner to look for the partner now, hopes can find appropriately.” 东方冰然道:“我心里有数,不会有太高要求的,我现在满脑子都是找对象找对象,希望能够找到合适的吧。” The mother urged: „You know in heart well, but returns promptly anxiously, but must settle on, as the saying goes the male feared that into the wrong group female feared marries the wrong court attendant, this is influence matter for a lifetime, prudent.” 母亲叮嘱道:“你心里有数就好,不过急归急,但也要看准了,俗话说男怕入错行女怕嫁错郎,这是影响一辈子的事,慎重点。” „I knew, mother you do not worry, when there is a good news, I told you again.” “我知道了,妈你就别操心了,等有好消息了,我再跟你说。” „Un, oneself take care, hung.” “嗯,自己多注意身体,挂了。” „Knew.” “知道了。” Waited to make the telephone call, the Eastern ice however got out of bed the washing processing personal hygiene. 等挂了电话,东方冰然才起床洗漱处理个人卫生。 Her native place is Shanxi province man (Han) city Lueyang County, this year 29 years old, 1.63 meters in height, the look was above-average, the biggest interest is to read the novel, has more than ten years of book ages. 她老家是陕省汉市略阳县的,今年29岁了,身高1米63,相貌中等偏上,最大的兴趣爱好就是看小说,已经有十几年的书龄了。 The financial control of her technical college study, at present the operation stability, is the parking lot tollkeeper in some provincial capital Sanjia Hospital, each month wages 4000, there are two dangerous gold/metal. 她大专学的财务管理,目前工作稳定,是省城某家三甲医院的停车场收费员,每月的工资4000,有两险一金。 This work is quite leisurely and carefree, although the income is not high, but rises every two years 500 wages, prospect. In addition she is good at managing finances, each month expense is not high, basically controls in 2000, at least can be left over half of wages. 这个工作比较悠闲的,收入虽然不高,但每两年涨五百块工资,前景还是可以的。再加上她擅长理财,每月的花销不高,基本都控制在两千以内,至少能存下一半的工资。 The house that she lives in now is the old community that buy, although has not resulted in these high-end communities compares, but sparrow, although slightly is fully equipped, can have a suite in provincial capital first-tier city, she already compared with many. 她现在住的这套房子是自己买的老小区,虽然跟那些高端小区没得比,但麻雀虽小五脏俱全,在省城这种一线城市能拥有一套房,她已经比很多人强了。 Her father has retired, mother does not have the regular job, has dozen of odd-jobs, the only younger brother the university graduation has also participated to work, the native place has two suites, the family circumstances it can be said that falls short of the best to be better than the worst. 她的父亲已经退休,母亲没有正式工作,也就打打零工,唯一的弟弟也已经大学毕业参加工作了,老家拥有两套房,家境可以说是比上不足比下有余。 She is not high regarding the request of other half, the age is bigger than her, the height is not lower than one meter seven, the operation stability, has the room in the provincial capital or has the affordability then. 她对于另一半的要求不算高,年龄比她大,身高不低于一米七,工作稳定,在省城有房或者有购房能力即可。 Naturally, if work because of state-owned enterprise or good of government unit, for example police and so on occupation is she most likes. 当然,如果是在国企或者政府单位工作的更好,比如警察之类的职业是她最喜欢的。 What a pity, conforms to her marriage requirements, often also does not have the common language with her, is shortly older, not only the parents often urge the marriage, Eastern ice however also somewhat worried. 可惜,符合她择偶标准的,往往跟她又没有共同语言,眼看年龄越来越大,不仅仅父母动不动催婚,东方冰然自己也有些着急了。 Even was anxious starts to download these making friends software, got down the famous making friends software, however these making friends software makes the p software most likely, her same day downloading deleted next day completely cleanly. 甚至急得都开始下载那些交友软件了,把有名的交友软件都下了一遍,然而那些交友软件十有八九都是约p软件,她当天下载第二天就全部删除干净。 Processes the personal hygiene, the Eastern ice however got down bowl of surface to oneself, eats while pondered over, oneself discussed could not find the right object, the object who the colleague introduced also does not have the common language, the making friends software was far-fetched. 处理好个人卫生,东方冰然给自己下了碗面,一边吃一边思忖,自己谈找不到合适的对象,同事介绍的对象又没有共同语言,交友软件又不靠谱。 To look for a partner so to be difficult? 想找个对象怎么就这么难啊？ Or, how many being on intimate terms please do a matchmaker arrange to try simply? 要不,干脆就请个媒人安排几场相亲试试？ ...... …… Longshan Village. 龙山村。 When Jiang Feng that value over 30 million luxurious saloon cars start, the village boiled. 当江枫那辆价值三千万以上的奢侈房车开回来,全村都沸腾了。 The villagers who hear the news run over to open mind, that scene looks like 70-80 ages to show a film in the village, that really causes a stir in the important matter of village. 听到消息的村民都跑过来开眼界,那场面就像是70-80年代在村里放电影,那真的是轰动全村的大事。 Then, runs villagers who opens mind, is lining up to board in turn, on the vehicle that luxurious repair, looks at the villagers directly is dumbfounded, „lying trough” unceasing braves. 然后,跑来开眼界的村民,轮流排着队上车,车上那奢侈之极的装修,直接把村民们看得是目瞪口呆,一个个“卧槽”不断的冒出来。 „Lying trough, in this world really also has such luxurious car(riage), today really opens mind.” “卧槽,这世上竟然还有这么豪华的车,今天真的是开眼界了。” „No wonder a car(riage) value 30 million, this where is a car(riage), clearly is a motion palace!” “难怪一辆车值三千万,这哪里是车啊,分明就是一座移动的宫殿啊！” „One cent one point of goods, but also is really the axiom!” “一分钱一分货,还真是至理名言啊！” „I drop mother, riding this car(riage) went out to travel is also too comfortable!” “我滴妈呀,坐这车出去旅游也太舒服了吧！” „Small maple tree was really flamboyant, Aunt Uncle Jiang jiang was really the good luck!” “小枫真是太牛逼了,江叔江婶真的是好命啊！” „Enjoyed, compared with this car(riage), these anything running quickly BMW, stands out of the way entirely.” “太享受了,跟这车相比,那些什么奔驰宝马,通通靠边站。” „......” “……” Has shown off in any case, Mr. Jiang Ms. Jiang makes Guo Bingbing make simply the open-air bar of vehicle roof, causes villagers one to call out in alarm without a doubt, the luxurious place of this saloon car, has surpassed their imagination. 反正都已经出风头了,江父江母索性就让郭冰冰把车顶的露天吧台弄出来,毫无疑问又引得村民们一阵惊呼,这辆房车的奢侈之处,已经超过了他们的想象。 This causes a stir in the village and even alarms the view car(riage) activities of other villages, has continued for two hours. 这场轰动全村乃至惊动其他村的观车活动,一直持续了两个多小时。 Until the time early, Mr. Jiang Ms. Jiang do not embark, talent longing landing on vehicle, then this super luxurious saloon car started out Longshan Village under about thousand people of gazing, drives in the provincial capital direction. 直到时间不早了,江父江母要出发了,车上的人才恋恋不舍的下车,然后这辆超级豪华的房车在近千人的目送下开出了龙山村,朝省城方向驶去。 ...... …… Jiang Feng met the customer that several wavefronts thanked the matchmaker after the wedding over the two days, has the Lin sisters, has Teacher king, bends Chunming of coming from far away, this buddy drew tobacco and liquor tea of enough one car(riage) to come, thanks words saying a wicker basket, but also cashed to pledge that asked Jiang Feng to have a very sumptuous dinner. 江枫这两天接了好几波前来谢媒的客户,有林家姐妹,有王老师一家,还有远道而来的屈春明,这哥们拉了足足一车的烟酒茶过来,感谢的话说了一箩筐,还兑现承诺请江枫吃了一顿非常丰盛的晚餐。 Just before leaving before, saying of bends Chunming whole face respect: „Grandmaster river, I first walked, recently I have the matter to need to process, when I handle that side the bay province matter, then comes to look for you, please help me look for the object, doesn't know to be able?” 临走前,屈春明满脸崇敬的说道:“江大师,我先走了,最近一段时间我有事情需要处理,等我处理好湾省那边的事情,再过来找您,请您帮我物色对象,不知道可不可以？” Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Sure, helping the customer bring both sides together, this is my labor of duty.” 江枫笑道:“当然可以,帮客户牵线搭桥,这才是我的本职工作。” bends Chunming is happy: „That is good, after witnessing your mysterious ability, my marital important matter is who does not believe that only letter/believed you, believes that you can certainly look to conform to my object to me.” 屈春明高兴道:“那就好,在亲眼目睹您的神奇能力后,我的婚姻大事是谁都不信,就只信您了,相信您一定能给我物色个符合我的对象。” Jiang Feng is but actually immodest, the nod said: „Relax, at the appointed time looks certainly for a satisfied object to you.” 江枫倒也不谦虚,点头道:“放心,到时一定给你物色个满意的对象。” „That was too good, I wait. The time, I first did not walk early, the river said goodbye in the master.” “那就太好了,我拭目以待。时间不早了,我就先走了,江在师再见。” „Un, bye.” “嗯,再见。” ...... …… Besides customer that coming to thank the matchmaker after the wedding, Jiang Feng also received bends Shiqing the seeking help call, their couples' communication with the son failed, even if lifts the reputation of Grandmaster river no matter uses. 除了前来谢媒的客户以外,江枫还接到了屈世清的求助电话,他们夫妇跟儿子的沟通失败了,哪怕是抬出江大师的名头都不管用。 Regarding this, Jiang Feng naturally has the mental preparation. 对此,江枫自然是有思想准备的。 After all their son bends Haidong and good orchid are the fate are truly great, at their marital match value, put in the ancient times can achieve to elope this standard, but also was really not simple can break up. 毕竟他们的儿子屈海东与牛兰花确实是缘分不浅,以他们的婚姻匹配值,搁在古代是能够达到私奔这个标准的,还真不是简简单单就能拆散。 bends Shiqing attitude sincere asked Jiang Feng to act to help solve his son's wedding, Jiang Feng has not declined, but will push the day in the future, said that was other bends Haidong is tranquil to discuss will again be twice the result with half the effort. 屈世清态度诚恳的请江枫出面帮忙解决他儿子的婚事,江枫没有推辞,只是把日子往后推了一下,说是等屈海东平静下来再谈会事半功倍。 Temporarily did not need the running customer, big brother sister-in-law also accompanies the parents to go out to travel, this period of time Jiang Feng then honest nest in the match material of matrimonial agency processing customer. 暂时不需要跑客户,大哥大嫂也陪父母外出旅游了,这段时间江枫便老老实实的窝在婚介所处理客户的匹配资料。 On this day, Jiang Feng received an extremely special customer in the matrimonial agency. 这一天,江枫在婚介所接待了一位极为特殊的客户。 This is one seems like over 40 years old a face prosperous-looking middle-aged woman, Jiang Feng gave her to pour: after the tea, then asked the cup „Aunt, here only then your my two people, have the words that anything did not facilitate to speak, can say.” 这是一个看起来四十多岁一脸富态的中年妇女,江枫给她倒了杯茶后,便问道:“阿姨,这里只有你我二人,有什么不方便说的话,也可以说了。” The time of strength and vigor female nods, comes straight to the point saying: „Grandmaster river, your marriage affinity calculation ability I have hearing early, this comes to ask you to match a marriage ceremony for people already dead for my the son of cruel fate.” 中年富女点了点头,开门见山道:“江大师,您的姻缘推算能力我早有耳闻,此来是想请您替我那苦命的儿子配一桩冥婚的。” Jiang Feng heard that the word is somewhat surprised, he entered matchmaker until now also more than one year, had the customer to ask him for the first time to help the family member match the marriage ceremony for people already dead. 江枫闻言有些意外,他进入媒人界至今也有一年多时间了,还是第一次有客户想请他帮亲人配冥婚的。 The marriage ceremony for people already dead, it can be said that the feudal dregs, the underground industry chain that is formed by the marriage ceremony for people already dead are shocking. 冥婚,可以说是封建糟粕,由冥婚形成的地下产业链更是令人触目惊心。 Jiang Feng had once read the news in this aspect, in the underground market of marriage ceremony for people already dead, female skeleton like the cargo, according to age, „fresh” degree, complete degree, look and family background, with honest price tag displayed. 江枫曾看过这方面的新闻,在冥婚的地下市场里,女性尸骨就像一样货物,根据年龄、“新鲜”程度、完整程度、相貌、家庭背景等,明码标价。 In the 90's, a properly matched marriage ceremony for people already dead wants 5000, passed the millennium to rise with great speed 50,000 Yuan. 在90年代,一场门当户对的冥婚只要5000块,过了千禧年火速涨到了5万元。 By 2010, had/left 100,000 still only to request the sex female even, cannot have other requests again. The female who even Shanxi province and northern Shaanxi tomb dug decayed the bone, can sell to several thousand dollars. 到了2010年,就算出10万块也只能要求性别女,不能再有其他要求了。甚至就连晋省、陕北墓地挖出来的女性朽骨,都能卖到几千块钱。 But the time arrives in 2016, that was extraordinarier, some place below 150,000 companies „a bone cannot buy”. 而时间来到2016年,那就更了不得了,有的地方15万以下连“一根骨头都买不到”。 Under the high price, the chaotic image frequency leaves: Has to steal the corpse, has to sell the without owner female corpse, the useful old woman skeleton and masculine skeleton pretend to be the female skeleton high price of age to sell, the murder sells the corpse...... 高价之下,乱象频出:有偷尸体的,有卖无主女尸的,有用老年女性尸骨、男性尸骨冒充适龄女性尸骨高价卖出的,还有杀人卖尸的…… This industry really does not contact does not know, a contact can have a scare. 这个行业真的不接触不知道,一接触能吓一跳。 Naturally, is the feudal superstition with the marriage ceremony for people already dead, does not commit the criminal case. 当然,配冥婚本身属封建迷信,不构成违法犯罪。 Although does not commit the criminal case with the marriage ceremony for people already dead . Moreover the income is definitely higher than the normal marriage, the original intention that but Jiang Feng acts as a matchmaker wants the benefitting society, in addition the marriage of living person is unbearably busy, where can attend to the deceased person! 虽然配冥婚不构成违法犯罪,而且收益肯定比正常婚配还高,但江枫做媒的初衷是要造福社会,活人的婚姻尚且忙不过来,哪里顾得上死人啊！ Therefore, Jiang Feng gawked, rejection without hesitation said: „Aunt, is really embarrassed, the ability that I calculate is limited, can only help the living person calculate the marriage affinity, with the marriage ceremony for people already dead you are in addition please wise!” 因此,江枫只是愣了一下,就毫不犹豫的拒绝道:“阿姨,真是不好意思,我推算的能力有限,只能帮活人推算姻缘,配冥婚您还是另请高明吧！” Some time of strength and vigor female accidents/surprises looked at Jiang Feng one, must say that acts as a matchmaker the difficulty she to believe for the living person, after all the living person idea are many, is not properly matched can certainly become. 中年富女有些意外的看了江枫一眼,要说替活人做媒有难度她信,毕竟活人想法多,不是门当户对就一定能成的。 May act as a matchmaker for the deceased person, what difficulty does this have? 可替死人做媒,这有什么难度？