MTTIR :: Volume #3

#280: The men are the visual animals


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Guangxi C city. 桂C市。 Some alliance tea shop. 某加盟茶店。 Saw that has the guest to visit, boss Li Jing stands to call hastily: Hello, the beautiful woman, my tea leaves shape has to disperse the tea, brick tea, brick tea and bowl-shaped brick tea. The year has the new tea, the intermediate tea and old tea. The ecological environment has tall Shancha, the old tree tea and wild tea. Has the traditional process tea, there is a modern craft tea, which tea leaves do you need?” 看到有客人上门,老板李景连忙站起来招呼道:“你好,美女,我这里茶叶形态有散茶、饼茶、砖茶、沱茶。年份有新茶、中期茶、老茶。生态环境有高山茶、古树茶、野生茶。有传统工艺茶,也有现代工艺茶,请问你需要哪一种茶叶?” That attractive miss who walks shows a faint smile, said: „ Boss hello/you good, I actually am not buy the tea, but heard boss you at present single, wants to come to give you to introduce an object. 走进来的那位漂亮姑娘微微一笑,说道:“老板你好,我其实不是来买茶的,而是听说老板你目前单身,想过来给你介绍个对象的。 Right, almost forgot self introduction, my name was river Xue, from the provincial capital happy matrimonial agency, was a professional matchmaker. ” 对了,差点忘了自我介绍,我叫江雪,来自省城幸福婚介所,是一名职业媒人。” Li Jing hears words coldly, has not thought will obviously have the matchmaker to visit, but he recovers quickly, polite greeted: Originally is the river matchmaker, sits to drink cup of tea quickly first.” 李景闻言愣了一下,显然是没想到会有媒人登门,不过他很快就回过神来,客气的打招呼道:“原来是江媒人,快坐下来喝杯茶先。” His these friends also make noise in abundance greeting. 他的那些朋友也都纷纷出声招呼。 river Xue does not have stage fright, graceful sitting in that shape has by the characteristics solid wood tea table. 江雪也不怯场,落落大方的坐在那张形态非常有特色的实木茶几旁。 River matchmaker, you said that you are the matchmaker in provincial capital happy matrimonial agency, how to go to our Guangxi C city to act as a matchmaker?” Li Jing pours tea to river Xue, while asked. “江媒人,你说你是省城幸福婚介所的媒人,怎么跑到咱们桂C市做媒来了?”李景一边给江雪倒茶,一边问道。 river Xue smiles saying: „The business of our matrimonial agency spreads the nation, cross-province acts as a matchmaker that is also the common matter, my visit to Guangxi C city is for specially you acts as a matchmaker to the boss.” 江雪微笑道:“我们婚介所的业务遍及全国,跨省做媒那也是常有的事,我这次来桂C市就是专程为了给老板你做媒来的。” Li Jing said with amazement: Comes to Guangxi C city is specially to act as a matchmaker to me?” 李景惊讶道:“来桂C市是专程为了给我做媒?” river Xuehan said with a smile: Yes.” 江雪含笑道:“是的。” Li Jing said puzzled: How does your matrimonial agency know my?” 李景不解道:“那你们婚介所又是怎么知道我的?” river Xue evades the question, drinks tea saying: Boss, we do not intertwine the matters of these branch details, my comes to introduce the object to you, the ancestry of opposite party is also your Guangxi C city person, but moved the bay province in the age of that turmoil, if you also had the idea of marriage, I was detailed to say her material with you.” 江雪避而不答,喝了口茶道:“老板,咱们就不要纠结这些旁枝末节的事了,我此来就是为了给你介绍对象,对方的祖辈也是你们桂C市人,只是在那个动乱的年代搬迁到了湾省,你如果还有结婚的想法,我就详细跟你说说她的资料。” Auditing Brother Jin has said with a smile: River matchmaker, Boss Li is only thirty years old, while the maturity, definitely also has the marriage idea, you said that bay province younger sister's material, we can also help consider in detail.” 一直在旁听的金哥笑道:“江媒人,李老板才三十几岁,正当壮年,肯定是还有结婚想法的,你把那位湾省妹子的资料说出来,我们也能帮忙参详一下。” Friend armor follows to create a disturbance saying: Yes, is rare our group of friends , the river matchmakers you said that bay province younger sister's material quickly, if is really good we also to help reconcile.” 朋友甲跟着起哄道:“是啊,难得我们这帮朋友都在,江媒人你快说说那位湾省妹子的资料,如果真不错的话我们也可以帮忙撮合撮合。” Friend B said: „The condition of our Boss Li is so good, the river matchmakers you may result in an introduction outstanding object to give him.” 朋友乙道:“咱们李老板的条件这么好,江媒人你可得介绍个优秀的对象给他。” Sees the friends to follow to create a disturbance, Li Jing shi said with a smile: River matchmaker, you said her material!” 见朋友们跟着起哄,李景失笑道:“江媒人,那你就说说她的资料吧!” river Xue nods, introduced: She this year 36 -year-old, the only daughter, 1.63 meters in height, to become big graduates, the occupation is a high school teacher, her parents is the bay province best university graduation, one is lecturer one is the high school teacher, it can be said that the family of three is a cultural worker.” 江雪点了点头,介绍道:“她今年36岁,独生女,身高1米63,成大毕业,职业是一位高中老师,她的父母都是湾省最好的大学毕业,一个是大学老师一个是高中老师,可以说是一家三口都是文化人。” Li Jing has not expressed the opinion, Brother Jin makes noise saying: This good, scholarly family, moreover I heard that the bay province that side teacher treatment wants high compared with the mainland many.” 李景还没发表意见呢,金哥就出声赞道:“这不错啊,书香门第,而且我听说湾省那边老师待遇比大陆要高不少。” Said, recently has read to pursue with wild fruit reading, traded the source switch over, reading aloud the timbre were many, www.yeguoyuedu.com Android apple may.】 【讲真,最近一直用野果阅读看书追更,换源切换,朗读音色多,www.yeguoyuedu.com安卓苹果均可。】 Friend C said: This saying right, I have a friend am that side the bay province teacher, each month wages about 16000 +, this income in our city that was ready the proper high earners.” 朋友丙接话道:“这话没错,我有个朋友就是湾省那边的老师,每个月的工资大约有16000+,这收入在我们市那是妥妥的高收入阶层了。” river Xue said with a smile: Right, the moon/month revenue of my marriage seeker customer is 17000 +, her parents' income also wants high compared with her many, wages big tens of thousands one month of family of three, is far from the rich man, but has been able to cross quite natural.” 江雪笑着说道:“没错,我这位征婚客户的月收入是17000+,她父母的收入比她还要高不少,一家三口的工资大几万一个月,谈不上有钱人,但已经可以过得相当潇洒了。” Friend armor is flabbergasted saying: This bay province is really camel of skinny is big!” 朋友甲咋舌道:“这湾省还真是瘦死的骆驼比马大啊!” Li Jing sighed: River matchmaker, I have my enterprise here, but she also waits for meeting very good work that side the bay province, how is this separated by two places to discuss?” 李景叹了口气道:“江媒人,我在这里有自己的事业,而她在湾省那边也有待遇非常不错的工作,这相隔两地怎么谈啊?” river Xue said with a smile: Boss Li you do not need to worry that this issue, I the ditch had passed with Ms. willow, if you can become, she is willing to move back to Guangxi C city to develop from the bay province.” 江雪笑道:“李老板你不必担心这个问题,我早就跟柳女士沟通过了,如果你们能成的话,她是愿意从湾省那边搬回桂C市发展的。” Li Jing hears in the eye one bright, if were such opposite party very sincere. 李景听得眼中一亮,如果是这样对方就挺有诚意的了。 He thinks, from exposing said: River matchmaker, does not know you to know, I am divorce the child.” 他想了想,自曝道:“江媒人,不知道你知不知道,我是离异有孩子的。” River trail: I know, be honest with you, Ms. willow was also divorces the child.” 江雪道:“我知道,不瞒你说,柳女士也是离异有孩子的。” This saying, Li Jing and friends look at each other in blank dismay. 这话一出,李景与众朋友面面相觑。 River matchmaker, our Boss Li, although divorces the child, but his net worth ten million/countless, the person also grows, can definitely look for the Chrysanthemum eldest daughter, woman who as if not need to marry a divorce belt/bring child?” “江媒人,我们李老板虽然离异有孩子,但他身家千万,人长得也可以,完全可以找个黄花大闺女,似乎没必要娶一个离异带孩子的女人吧?” At this point, Brother Jin also added hastily: Naturally, I have not disparaged that Ms. willow meaning, I want to say that by Boss Li with that Ms. willow condition, can marry or marry has never married the men and women, I said that the river matchmakers you do understand my meaning?” 说到这里,金哥又连忙补充道:“当然,我没有贬低那位柳女士的意思,我只是想说以李老板跟那位柳女士的条件,都可以娶或者嫁从未婚配过的男女,我这么说江媒人你明白我的意思吧?” I understand.” “我明白。” The river snow carried the tea to drink one, then pulled out a picture to give Li Jing dao from the package: Boss Li, you first has a look at Ms. willow picture, if thought that can we then discuss again.” 江雪端起茶喝了一口,然后从包里掏出一张照片递给李景道:“李老板,你先看看柳女士的照片吧,若是觉得可以咱们再接着谈。” Li Jing's subconscious receiving picture, but his several friends also elongated the neck curiously. 李景下意识的接过照片,而他的几位朋友也都好奇的伸长了脖子。 Tells the truth, the matchmaker to you introduced that the object you can not like, but the matchmaker pulls out the picture time, few people can bear do not have a liking for one. 有一说一,媒人给你介绍对象你可以不喜欢,但媒人掏出照片的时候,很少有人能忍住不看上一眼。 Originally, Li Jing is hearing the bride's side is divorces to have the child same as him, some of his interests lacked. Just like his friend said that by his current condition, wants to marry an unmarried top beautiful woman to be truly unlikely, but marries to sail upstream merely the would-be unmarried beautiful woman, that should not be very difficult. 原本,李景在听到女方跟他一样都是离异带有孩子,他就有些兴趣缺缺了。正如他朋友所说的一样,以他目前的条件,想娶个未婚的顶级美女确实不太可能,但仅仅只是娶个中上水准的未婚美女,那应该不是很难。 After all the net worth could also be the rich man in this age ten million/countless reluctantly. 毕竟千万身家在这个年代也勉强算得上是有钱人了。 But the rich man marries the wife to marry the wife with the poor person, the difficult degree is naturally different. 而有钱人娶老婆跟穷人娶老婆,困难程度自然是不一样的。 May picture that after seeing the river matchmakers hands over, in Li Jing heart idea all changed. 可在看到江媒人递过来的照片后,李景心中的想法就全变了。 This is one half-length according , the beautiful woman in picture has an attractive oval face, the five senses look very coordinated, shows a natural beautiful, in the hair the minute/share, the shape is the big wave, the color is the honey dark brown. 这是一张半身照,照片中的美女拥有一张漂亮的鹅蛋脸,五官看起来非常协调,透出一股天然美,头发中分,形状是大波浪,颜色是蜂蜜茶色。 Inside is the dark blue continually clothes short skirt of high collar, outside is an up-to-date styling white coat, two straight thighs put on very attractive black silk. 里面是高领的深蓝色连衣短裙,外面是一件款式新颖的白色外套,两条笔直的大腿穿着非常诱人的黑丝。 Sees only the beautiful woman left hand in picture to take away the white coat, the right hand is staying in the top of the head, some being able help smiling looks at the left front, as if there had a very funny matter to be the same. 只见照片中的美女左手扣着白色外套,右手停留在头顶,有些忍俊不禁的看着左前方,似乎那里发生了一件很好笑的事情一样。 The whole piece picture seems very really attractive, particularly in the picture that beautiful woman is not that skinny beautiful woman, but is sends concave-convex, the health is plentiful, is that stature that the middle-aged man most likes. 整张照片看起来是真的很漂亮,尤其是照片中那位美女不是那种骨感美人,而是凹凸有致,健康丰腴,是中年男人最喜欢的那种身材。 Li Jing watches the picture steadily, just exclusion has vanished into thin air. 李景目不转睛的看着照片,刚刚的嫌弃早就不翼而飞。 The men are the visual animals, this saying is really not false. 男人都是视觉动物,这话还真不假。 His several friends also saw clearly the beautiful woman in picture, cannot bear commend. 他的几个朋友也都看清楚了照片中的美女,都忍不住称赞起来。 This beautiful woman seems like is really good, particularly this stature was really certainly.” “这美女看起来还真不错啊,尤其是这身材真是绝了。” Smile is quite delightful, seems like does not seem like 37 years old, like just stepped into the little miss of society on the contrary.” “笑容好甜美啊,看起来一点都不像是三十七岁,反倒像刚踏入社会的小姑娘。” No wonder the river matchmakers will catch up to introduce the object from the provincial capital for Boss Li specially, this marriage seeker object seems like really attractive.” “难怪江媒人会专程从省城赶过来替李老板介绍对象,这征婚对象看起来是真漂亮。” Picture looks truly attractive, how doesn't know the honorable person?” “照片看起来确实漂亮,就不知道真人怎么样?” „......” “……” river Xue smilingly is listening to their discussion, hears to inquire about that the difference of picture and honorable person, she responded: This picture is not the artistic photo, but is the personal photo, honorable person not compared with picture in difference many.” 江雪笑眯眯的听着他们的讨论,听到问及照片跟真人的区别,她才回应道:“这张照片不是艺术照而是生活照,真人不比照片中差多少。” Li Jing recovers, asked on own initiative: River matchmaker, you said that she divorces to have the child, does not know how many children she does have? Boy or girl?” 李景回过神来,主动问道:“江媒人,你说她离异带有孩子,不知道她有几个孩子?男孩还是女孩?” river Xue replied: Her one daughter, 13 years old, just the country slightly graduated.” 江雪答道:“她就一个女儿,十三岁,刚国小毕业。” Hears the opposite party to only have a child, moreover daughter who he quite likes, the smile on Li Jing face were also many several points, said: River matchmaker, troubles you to introduce her other materials to me again.” 听到对方只有一个孩子,而且还是他比较喜欢的女儿,李景脸上的笑容又多了几分,说道:“江媒人,麻烦你再给我介绍一下她的其他资料。” Good, Boss Li.” river Xue shows a faint smile, then 1510 said willow Yunqing the detail. “好的,李老板。”江雪微微一笑,然后便把柳云晴的详细资料一五一十的说了出来。 Li Jinghe's his group of friends once for a while will also ask that river Xuezao memorizes in heart the customer material, naturally all questions will be answered, expresses oneself fully. 李景和他的那帮朋友时不时的也会问上一句,江雪早把客户资料熟记于心,自然是有问必答,言无不尽。 After ten minutes . 十分钟后。 River snow saying with a smile: I who Boss Li, should say had said that if you also want to further understand, I arrange you to meet.” 江雪笑吟吟的说道:“李老板,该说的我都已经说了,如果你还想要进一步了解,那我就安排你们见面。” Li Jing nods to say directly: Ok, that trouble river matchmakers you arranged!” He replied very simply. 李景直接点头道:“行,那就麻烦江媒人你安排了!”他回答得非常干脆。 River trail: „It is not troublesome, this is my job, for does not affect Boss Li you to do business, my customer said that can fly Guangxi C city to come with you to meet. If Boss Li you do not have the opinion, how I will arrange you tomorrow?” 江雪道:“不麻烦,这是我的份内之事,为了不影响李老板你做生意,我的客户表示可以飞到桂C市来跟你见面。如果李老板你没意见的话,那我就安排你们明天怎么样?” Li Jing said pleasantly surprised: Does not have the opinion, naturally does not have the opinion, Teacher willow is a tasteful person!” 李景惊喜道:“没意见,当然没意见,柳老师是个讲究人啊!” river Xue said with a smile: Teacher willow is truly with good intention, Boss Li you with her, if became, waits to enjoy happiness!” 江雪笑道:“柳老师确实是善解人意,李老板你跟她若是成了,就等着享福吧!” Li Jing follows to say with a smile: That borrowed you auspicious words, I also hope that this marriage affinity can become.” 李景跟着笑道:“那就借你吉言了,我也希望这桩姻缘能成的。” In river Xue drinks up cup tea, stands saying: Boss Li, I did not disturb you to do business, turn head I reach an agreement the tomorrow's meeting time with Teacher willow, called to say you again.” 江雪把杯里的茶喝完,站起来道:“李老板,那我就不打扰你做生意了,回头我跟柳老师商量好明天的见面时间,再打电话跟你说。” Li Jing naturally does not have the opinion, then both sides exchanged the contact method, however the Hou Jiang snow then said goodbye to depart. 李景自然没意见,接下来双方交换了联系方式,然后江雪便告辞离去。 After the river snow walks away, saying that a Brother Jin face envies: Boss Li, has saying that your luck was really good, doing business well, unexpected joy, the matchmaker went to the trouble of traveling a long distance to catch up to help you unexpectedly introduce such a attractive object, was really enviable!” 等江雪走远后,金哥一脸羡慕的说道:“李老板,不得不说你这运气实在是太好了,好好的做着生意,竟然喜从天降,媒人不远千里赶过来帮你介绍了这么漂亮的一个对象,真是令人羡慕啊!” Friend armor also envies saying: Yes, was too enviable, that side the bay province beautiful women most will act like a spoiled brat, Boss Li you really had the luck.” 朋友甲也羡慕不已的说道:“是啊,太令人羡慕了,湾省那边的美女是最会撒娇的,李老板你真的有福了。” Li Jing beckons with the hand to say again and again: This caret-shaped did not have one to cast aside!” 李景连连摆手道:“这八字都还没一撇呢!” Friend B said with a smile: Boss Li you left modestly, the meaning of river matchmaker has said very much clearly, so long as you nodded, this marriage affinity was near perfect.” 朋友乙笑道:“李老板你就别谦虚了,江媒人的意思已经说得很明白了,只要你点头,这桩姻缘就八九不离十了。” Friend C interposed: Words said that you only pay attention to that Teacher willow? Does not have to discover that river matchmaker is also pretty?” 朋友丙插话道:“话说,你们都只关注那位柳老师的吗?难道没发现那位江媒人也长得非常漂亮?” Brother Jin hears word said with a smile: River matchmakers was attractive we to see, won't C elder brother, you have a liking for others?” 金哥闻言笑道:“江媒人的漂亮我们都看到了,丙哥,你不会看上人家了吧?” Friend C shakes the head to say with a smile: I had self-knowledge, even if had a liking for others, others were impossible to have a liking for me, but Brother Jin your condition was good, was long also charming, can give a try actually.” 朋友丙摇头笑道:“我还是有自知之明的,就算看上人家,人家也不可能看得上我,不过金哥你条件不错,长得也帅气,倒是可以试试看。” Brother Jin beckons with the hand saying: Hopeless, can come out to work as the matchmaker, has married most likely, in addition our age at least compared with others river matchmakers big one round, do not let the person laugh.” 金哥摆手道:“没希望的,能出来当媒人的,十有八九都已经结婚了,再加上咱们年纪起码比人家江媒人大了一轮,就别让人笑话了。” Li Jing dao: Brother Jin said is reasonable, wants the words of woman, makes the river matchmakers introduce that directly cannot, their matrimonial agency's customer spreads the whole country, the strength seems strong, what beautiful woman needs to estimate that others can look to you.” 李景道:“金哥说得有道理,想要娘们的话,直接让江媒人介绍不就得了,她们婚介所的客户遍及全国各地,实力似乎挺强的,需要什么样的美女估计人家都能给你们找来。” Friend B said with a smile: I with armor elder brothers am married person, did not collect this to live it up, but Brother Jin with C elder brothers list, truly can also consider that made the river matchmakers look for an object for you.” 朋友乙笑道:“我跟甲哥都是已婚人士,就不凑这个热闹了,不过金哥跟丙哥都还单着,确实可以考虑让江媒人替你们物色个对象。” Brother Jin shakes the head saying: I even, since missing that woman, I have lost the marriage the interest.” 金哥摇头道:“我就算了,自从错过那个女人后,我已经失去结婚的兴趣了。” Li Jing sighed: Several years, Brother Jin you had not walked!” 李景叹道:“都十几年了,金哥你还是没走出来啊!” Brother Jin smiles bitterly saying: My this is violates purely inexpensively, others want to marry I hide hide again, now others hid, I special want to dig the marriage others by any means possible, is really sick.” 金哥苦笑道:“我这纯粹就是犯贱,人家想嫁的时候我一躲再躲,现在人家躲了,我又特么千方百计想把人家挖出来结婚,真的是有病。” Li Jing and the others hears word do not know that should say anything comforts him. 李景等人闻言都不知道该说什么安慰他。 In the meantime, friend armor holds the cell phone to say with amazement: Brother Jin, you accesses the net to examine the material of happy matrimonial agency quickly, perhaps that was blown Grandmaster river who ascends the sky by the netizens, can retrieve your to lose contact more than ten years of former girlfriend for you.” 就在此时,朋友甲捧着手机惊讶道:“金哥,你快上网查看一下幸福婚介所的资料,或许那位被网友们吹上天的江大师,能替你找回你那位失联了十几年的前女友。” Hears happy matrimonial agency these five characters, how many people responded that this is the matrimonial agency that river matchmaker was at a moment ago, is Grandmaster river what kind of person? 听到‘幸福婚介所’这五个字,几人都反应过来这就是刚才那位江媒人所在的婚介所,那江大师又是何许人? Li Jing and the others had not asked, pulls out the cell phone internet to examine the material of happy matrimonial agency. 李景等人也没有多问,纷纷掏出手机上网查看幸福婚介所的资料。 Finally, several people more look are shocked. 结果,几人越看越震惊。 After several minutes, Li Jing cannot bear explode the thick say/way: Lying trough, this real false, is that Grandmaster river so unexpectedly flamboyant? The marriage affinity calculates no one to be able, not only helps Xiao Min, the model/pattern Xiaoli big star act as a matchmaker like this, but also helps the Wangshi Group sole heirs as well as XX mineral water group sole heirs acts as a matchmaker, this was also too inconceivable.” 几分钟后,李景忍不住爆粗道:“卧槽,这真的假的啊,那位江大师竟然如此牛逼?姻缘推算无人能及,不仅帮肖敏、范小俪这样的大明星做媒,还帮汪氏集团唯一继承人以及XX矿泉水集团唯一继承人做媒,这也太不可思议了。” Brother Jin is also whole face shocking saying: „The micro blog fan of that Grandmaster river has broken ten million/countless, moreover I also read Xiao Min, model/pattern little couple as well as Wangshi Group that woof micro blog a moment ago, the material that these thousand Kerry write should real.” 金哥也是满脸震惊的说道:“那位江大师的微博粉丝已经破千万,而且我刚才还翻看了肖敏、范小俪以及汪氏集团那位汪总的微博,这千科里写的资料应该都是真的。” Friend armor said: That river matchmaker was also a moment ago surnamed Jiang, does not know that what she is relates with that Grandmaster river?” 朋友甲道:“刚才那位江媒人也姓江,不知道她跟那位江大师是什么关系?” Friend B said: Boss Li, didn't you just exchange the contact method with river Meiren? Or you call her directly, inquired a matter of lower reaches of the Changjiang River Grandmaster. If that Grandmaster river really has the net to upload that fiercely, perhaps Brother Jin really had the opportunity to find him to lose contact more than ten years of former girlfriend.” 朋友乙接话道:“李老板,你刚刚不是跟江媒人交换了联系方式了吗?要不你直接打电话给她,打听一下江大师的事。如果那位江大师真有网上传得那么厉害,那金哥或许真有机会找到他失联了十几年的前女友。” Hears here, Brother Jin could not bear, said excitedly: Boss Li, calls to ask the river matchmakers quickly, lying trough, if really can help me find that woman, no matter the result is good or bad, can untie to puzzle I many years of heart to tie.” 听到这里,金哥也忍不住了,激动道:“李老板,快给江媒人打电话问问,卧槽,要是真能帮我找到那个女人的话,那不管结果是好还是坏,都能解开困扰我多年的心结了。” Li Jing nods saying: Ok, my gives the river matchmakers to telephone.” 李景点头道:“行,我这就给江媒人打电话。”
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