Guizhou province provincial capital. 黔省省城。 Some local restaurant. 某家本地菜馆。 Jiang Feng introduced: „She is our Guangxi province provincial capital person, this year 32 years old......” 江枫介绍道:“她是我们桂省省城人,今年32岁……” „Wait!” Li stand interrupted the introduction of Jiang Feng, „I this year am only 29 -year-old, she compared with me also greatly am three years old?” “等等！”李立打断了江枫的介绍,“我今年才29岁,她比我还大三岁？” Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Brother Li, as the saying goes female big three, holds the gold brick, the 2 or 3 years old disparity, basically can ignore, you just also watched her picture, has no difference from a twenty -year-old miss.” 江枫笑道:“李哥,俗话说女大三,抱金砖,两三岁的差距,基本可以忽略不计,你刚刚也看了她的照片,跟个二十几岁的姑娘没啥区别。” Li stand nods saying: „Also said is, that river matchmaker you continues.” 李立点头道:“说得也是,那江媒人你继续。” Actually the heart deep place, is somewhat is faintly delighted. 其实他内心深处,是隐隐有些欢喜的。 Because he likes with playing compared with he young neighbor elder sisters from infancy to maturity greatly, contrasts his small several years old to follow in his buttocks following neighbor younger sister to have no interest on the contrary all day. 因为他从小到大都喜欢跟比他大几岁的邻居姐姐玩,反倒对比他小几岁整天跟在他屁股后面的邻居妹妹没啥兴趣。 Jiang Feng then introduced: „Her undergraduate course graduates, 1.64 meters in height, she is diligent, the filial parents, remain pure and incorruptible, has not made the boyfriend. Her occupation is like you, was needless to say. She is an only daughter, is well-off, has two suites in our Guangxi province provincial capital, has the car(riage), the parents have the retirement pension.” 江枫接着介绍道:“她本科毕业,身高1米64,她勤奋善良,孝顺父母,洁身自好,至今还没交过男朋友。她的职业跟你一样,就不用多说了。她是独生女,家境不错,在我们桂省省城有两套房,有车,父母都有退休金。” Li Liyue listens to the eye to be brighter, school record, satisfaction. Height, satisfaction. Occupation, satisfaction. Family circumstances, satisfaction. Without making boyfriend, that was more satisfied. 李立越听眼睛越亮,学历,满意。身高,满意。职业,满意。家境,满意。没交过男朋友,那就更加满意了。 After Jiang Feng said well, a voice revolution, said: „Brother Li, I just said is her merits, receives is the merit or the shortcoming, looked how you regarded!” 江枫把好的说完后,话音一转,说道:“李哥,我刚刚说的都是她的优点,接下来说的到底是优点还是缺点,就看你怎么看待了！” Came with emphasis, Li stand the spirit inspires immediately, said: „River matchmaker, you please say.” 重点来了,李立当即精神一振,说道:“江媒人,你请说。” Jiang Feng drinks tea, said: „She has the cleanliness/mysophobia and obsession, with her in the same place, your habits and customs will come under her influence, must maintain the synchronization with her, otherwise you are uncomfortable she is also uncomfortable, might as well not in the same place.” 江枫喝了口茶,说道:“她有洁癖与强迫症,跟她在一起,你的生活习惯就会受到她的影响,必须要跟她保持同步,否则你难受她也难受,还不如不在一起。” A Li stand brow wrinkle, asked slightly: „The cleanliness/mysophobia that river matchmaker, you said I heard with the obsession actually frequently, but did not understand, you can cite several examples?” 李立眉头微微一皱,问道:“江媒人,你说的这个洁癖跟强迫症我倒是经常听说,但不怎么了解,你能举几个例子吗？” Jiang Feng said: „ First said the cleanliness/mysophobia, her super love is clean, family/home inside three days one slightly washes for five days one to wash in a big way, so long as there is a Sun, she has the thing to air-dry daily. 江枫道:“就先说洁癖吧,她超级爱干净,家里面三天一小洗五天一大洗,只要有太阳,她就天天都有东西要晾晒。 She dislikes money is too dirty, therefore never bumps money directly, before did not have the cell phone pays the time, her money thinks of the envelope, outward with is wrapping with the paper goods. 她嫌钱太脏,所以从来不直接碰钱,以前还没有手机支付的时候,她的钱都是用信封装着,往外拿的时候得用纸巾包着。 She rarely eats meal outside, if the dinner party that cannot turn down, that these tableware she must wash with hot water repeatedly several times with the boiling water, outside chair can not sit does not sit. 她很少在外面吃饭,如果是推不掉的饭局,那这些餐具她得用开水反复烫洗几次,外面的椅子能不坐就不坐。 Fruit that buys from outside, with soda ash, salt and boiling water and so on relapse will clean will eat. 从外面买回来的水果,得用苏打粉、盐、开水之类的反复清洗才会吃。 Family's bowl first cleans quickly, then disinfects with pan boiling one hour, then admits the disinfection cabinet to continue to disinfect. 家里的碗快先清洗,再用锅煮一个小时消毒,再放进消毒柜继续消毒。 The vegetable/dish must boil to could not be more familiar, never to dye, never rides the public bus, has the guest to come to her home, has sat the stool she must certainly wash is good. 菜必须要煮到熟得不能再熟,从不去染发,从不坐公车,有客人来她家,坐过的凳子她是肯定要洗过才行。 In brief, is the similar life trivia. ” 总之,就是类似这样的生活细节。” Hears here, Li stand sucked in an cold air/Qi, like this lived is also tired? 听到这里,李立倒抽了一口冷气,这样活得也太累了吧？ Jiang Feng continues saying: „ Then is the obsession, her obsession is that type is quite slight. 江枫继续说道:“然后就是强迫症,她的强迫症是那种比较轻微的。 For example air-dries the clothes, the left is clothes, the right is pants, the middle affirms is an underwear, each clothes must air-dry like this, otherwise is at heart uncomfortable. 比如说晒衣服,左边是衣服,右边是裤子,中间就肯定得是内衣,每一套衣服都得这样晾晒,否则心里就不舒服。 For example in the family/home placing of shoes, the head must eastern North Korea, each pair probably aline, the arrangement must from short to long, if the pair of shoes have not placed, does not get a grip at heart. 比如说家里面鞋子的摆放,头必须朝东,每一双都得对齐,排列必须是从短到长,若是有一双鞋没摆放好,心里就不得劲。 For example washes hair, she washes head every two days a time, on the day to must wash hair, even if the hair is not dirty, even if she were busy to the greater part of the night, if did not wash hair also meets the whole body to be uncomfortable. ” 比如说洗头发,她每隔两天就洗一次头,到了要洗头那天,哪怕头发一点不脏,哪怕她忙到了大半夜,如果不洗头的话也会浑身难受。” Li Liwen said deeply inspires, shakes the head saying: „River matchmaker, my habits and customs are too big with her habits and customs difference, perhaps does not suit in the same place!” 李立闻言深吸了口气,摇头道:“江媒人,我的生活习惯跟她的生活习惯差异太大,恐怕是不适合在一起啊！” Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Actually, you do not need what pressure, the matter is she is being done in any case, you only need small coordinate, does not give her to make troublesome can. Then after the thing of her hand, no matter eats uses, percentage hundred clean health, this not also good?” 江枫笑道:“其实,你也没必要有什么心理压力,反正事情都是她在做,你只需要小小的配合一下,不给她制造麻烦便可。然后经她手的东西,不管是吃的还是用的,都百分百的干净卫生,这不也挺好的吗？” Li stand thinks is also reasonable, making him treat all day washes this to wash that to make this at home to make that but must come according to her custom, he definitely cannot do. But if is only she does, he is only slightly coordinates, does not give her to make so many troublesome, that as if also has nothing at the worst. 李立想想也有道理,让他整天待在家里洗这洗那做这做那,还得根据她的习惯来,那他肯定是做不来的。可如果只是她做,他只是小小配合一下,不给她制造那么多麻烦,那似乎也没什么大不了的。 „You said some truth, but among us also very major problems must be solved, that is the work issue. She works in Gui Sheng, is away from about thousand kilometers with me, I am even appropriate with her, that does not have the condition in the same place!” “你说得有些道理,可我们之间还有一个很大的问题要解决,那就是工作问题。她在桂省工作,跟我隔着近千公里,我跟她就算合适,那也没条件在一起啊！” Jiang Feng said: „ This issue is not big, you both current economic conditions are not bad, even if one of them gives up working, has nothing at the worst, I believe that she is willing to give up working for you. 江枫道:“这问题也不大,你们两家的经济条件都不差,哪怕其中一人放弃工作,也没什么大不了的,我相信她愿意为你放弃工作。 Or, I first arrange you to meet, having a look at you to chat comes? ” 要不,我先安排你们见见面,看看你们聊不聊得来？” The reason that on this subject, Li stand had not really rejected, then the nod said: „Good, that meets!” 话说到这个份上了,李立还真没有拒绝的理由,便点头道:“好吧,那就见见面！” After obtaining the Li vertical explicit answer, then Jiang Feng then inquired that his individual situation and home background, washing the home background in Xiaolan said to him in detail. 得到李立的明确答复后,接下来江枫便询问他的个人情况与家庭情况,同时也把沐小岚的家庭情况跟他详细说了一遍。 Food gets down, Jiang Feng has served the purpose, 一顿饭下来,江枫已经达到了目的, Paying time, is Li stand rushes to pay up, in his words, where has the truth that the matchmaker treats? Moreover the friend who he as the host, please came from far away eats meal, that should also be. 买单的时候,是李立抢着结账的,用他的话来说,哪有媒人请客的道理？而且他作为东道主,请远道而来的朋友吃顿饭,那也是应该的。 Regarding this, Jiang Feng has not fought for with him, but more than 200 dollars, are not worth mentioning to them. 对此,江枫也没有跟他争抢,不过两百块多钱而已,对于他们两人来说都不值一提。 When two people go out of the restaurant time, Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Brother Li, I and others will telephone to make the time with the mist elder sister, should be if as expected Saturday meets, at the appointed time must trouble you to lie down Gui Sheng with your parents!” 等两人走出菜馆的时候,江枫才笑着说道:“李哥,那我等会就打电话回去跟岚姐约时间,不出意外的话应该是周六见面,到时就得麻烦你跟你的父母来一躺桂省了！” Li stand nods to say with a smile: „This does not have the issue, then I told my parents, it is estimated that they compared with me also positive.” 李立点头笑道:“这个没问题,回头我就跟我爸妈说,估计他们比我都还积极。” „That line, I first walked, then telephone communication, bye!” “那行,我就先走了,回头电话联系,再见！” „Good, bye!” “好的,再见！” ...... …… Gui Shenggui B city. 桂省桂B市。 Some bakes the booth, Bao Fugui to be drinking the beer with two good brothers to rub skewers. 某烧烤摊,包富贵正在跟两位好兄弟撸串喝啤酒。 „Brother Bao, where did you run natural for these days? Makes your phone call to close down, goes to your cold drinks shop to look for you, your sales clerk also said relation not on you, soon did me to report to the police with small east!” “包哥,这几天你跑哪里潇洒去了？打你电话一直关机,去你冷饮店找你,你的店员也说联系不上你,搞得我跟小东都快要报警了！” „Yes Brother Bao, your telephone, although also closes down frequently, but has not closed such a long time, where did you go to be natural for these days? Also does not take us.” “是啊包哥,你电话虽然也经常关机,但从来没关过这么长时间,你这几天到底去哪里潇洒了？也不带上我们。” Bao Fugui carried the liquor to bump with these two good brothers, sighed: „Not to mention, this time I am planted, today just comes out from the house of detention!” 包富贵端起酒跟这两位好兄弟碰了一下,叹道:“别提了,这次我算是栽了,今天刚从拘留所出来呢！” Small east is startled with old simultaneous/uniform hears word. 小东与老齐闻言大吃一惊。 „Brother Bao, your what situation? How to enter the house of detention?” “包哥,你什么情况啊？怎么进拘留所了？” Bao Fugui raises one's wine cup to toss down, the forced smile said: „Also can have what situation, what especially was really but actually the mildew of eight lifetime, floated Chang to meet the campaign against pornography!” 包富贵把酒一饮而尽,苦笑道:“还能有什么情况啊,特么的真是倒了八辈子的霉,漂昌遇上扫黄了！” „Pū!” “噗！” Small east with old simultaneous/uniform as if by prior agreement spurted the beer of mouth, two people turn the head fortunately promptly, otherwise baking on table traded! 小东跟老齐不约而同的把嘴里的啤酒喷了出来,还好两人都及时转头,否则桌上的烧烤就得重新换了！ „Hasn't Brother Bao, you cracked a joke? Did you more than ten years of senior driver, capsize unexpectedly?” old simultaneous/uniform unbelievable saying. “包哥,你没开玩笑吧？你十几年的老司机,居然也翻船了？”老齐难以置信的说道。 Bao Fugui sighed: „ As the saying goes, often walks in the riverside, where can not the wet shoes, roar in the past flamboyant 【Day】 【On】 【Person】 【Within】 That anything, let alone these unknown small places. 包富贵叹道:“俗话说得好,常在河边走,哪能不湿鞋啊,就连当年牛逼哄哄的【天】【上】【人】【间】都那什么了,何况这些名不经传的小场所了。 After these five days of reconsideration, I also thought through, prepares to turn a new leaf, did not plan to float again like this! ” 经过这五天的反思,我也想通了,准备改邪归正,不打算再这样漂下去了！” Small east stares the big eye saying: „Lying trough, Brother Bao you are earnest? The most important thing is can you abstain?” 小东瞪大眼睛道:“卧槽,包哥你是认真的吗？最重要的是你戒得掉吗？” old simultaneous/uniform does not believe very much, „ Brother Bao, I remembers you, when makes the fourth girlfriend, before us said that must abstain floats, no longer went to that place. 老齐也不是很相信,“包哥,我记得你在交第四任女朋友的时候,就在我们面前说要戒漂,不再去那种场所了。 But ten days, you could not bear...... 可十天都不到,你就忍不住去了…… Must know that at that time your girlfriend the appearance or the stature are good, is also good to you, because you cannot change the custom of floating, finally was discovered by her, goes to you decisively. 要知道当时你那女朋友无论是长相还是身材都不错,对你也挺好的,就因为你改不掉漂的习惯,最终被她发现,果断的离你而去。 Then, you learn from a painful experience, decides to abstain floats, may not have to be able one time to insist half a month. ” 然后,你痛定思痛,又下决心要戒漂,可没有一次能坚持到半个月的。” Bao Fugui three glasses of liquor, raised glass to say again: „old simultaneous/uniform, this brothers I am earnest, my time enters the house of detention, really awakened greatly. From now on the official abstention will float, prepares honestly looks for woman marriage and having child, no longer before crossing, day that type is doomed not to have the good end.” 包富贵重新倒了三杯酒,举杯道:“老齐,这次兄弟我是认真的,我这次进拘留所,真的就大彻大悟了。从现在开始正式戒漂,准备老老实实的找个女人结婚生子,不再过以前那种注定没有好下场的日子了。” old simultaneous/uniform saw him to say earnestly, although does not believe at heart very much this old floating guest brothers can really turn a new leaf, but carried the liquor to bump with him, „good, I wish you to abstain float successfully!” 老齐见他说得认真,虽然心里不是很相信这位老漂客兄弟能够真的改邪归正,但还是端起酒跟他碰了一下,“好吧,那我就预祝你戒漂成功！” Small east also carried the liquor to bump with him, „, I also wished Brother Bao you to abstain float successfully!” 小东也端起酒跟他碰了一下,“嗯,那我也祝包哥你戒漂成功！” Three people toss down. 三人一饮而尽。 Bao Fugui pulled stretch/open paper towel to scratch the beer of corners of the mouth, said: „Brothers I the first time am entered the house of detention, although short five days of time, but these five days really quite unendurable!” 包富贵扯了张纸巾擦了擦嘴角的啤酒,说道:“兄弟我是第一次进拘留所,虽然只有短短五天时间,但这五天是真的好难熬啊！” Then, Bao Fugui told two brothers he these five days of life, according to his viewpoints, some truly unendurable people does not hit him, why also do not live laboriously, but was confiscated the cell phone. 接着,包富贵就把他这五天的生活跟两位兄弟说了一遍,按他的讲法,真正难熬的不是有人打他,也不是要干什么辛苦活,而是被没收了手机。 Does not leave the modern people of hand regarding the machine, small quite a while does not play the cell phone to feel uncomfortable, entire five days cannot touch the cell phone, really wanted the short remaining life! 对于机不离手的现代人来说,小半天不玩手机都觉得难受,整整五天不能碰手机,真的要了老命了！ Naturally, if there is a activity to participate, for example drinks with the brothers, plays with the woman, plays mahjong wait/etc with the mahjong gambler, does that have the cell phone to have no influence, the key is anything moves does not have, was unable to touch the cell phone, was really unendurable! 当然,如果有活动参加,比如说跟兄弟喝酒,跟女人玩耍,跟牌友搓麻将等等,那有没有手机倒没啥影响,关键是啥活动都没有,还不能碰手机,就真的难熬了！ „Thinks that floats the grasped risk, has the risk of catching an illness, but also especially ‚tiring the people and squandering resources’, is not too really worth. Therefore this time I set firm resolve, must swear off this bad usual practice, you wait to look and that's the end!” “想想去漂有被抓的风险,有染病的风险,还特么的‘劳民伤财’,真的太不值得了。所以这次我是下定决心,一定要戒掉这个不良习惯,你们等着看就是了！” old simultaneous/uniform listened to him to say sincerely, saying that then also bared one's innermost feelings: „Brother Bao you can want to be good like this, as single dog time occasionally solves the physiological drive, this indisputable. But after making the girlfriend, continues to float, really not that necessity. Before brothers I had also urged you, but you turned a deaf ear, hopes that this time you were earnest.” 老齐听他说得诚心,便也掏心窝的说道:“包哥你能这样想是再好不过了,作为单身狗的时候偶尔去解决一下生理需求,这无可厚非。但交了女朋友之后还继续去漂,就真的没那个必要了。之前兄弟我也劝过你,只是你听不进去,希望这次你是认真的。” „Relax old simultaneous/uniform, my time really set firm resolve!” “放心吧老齐,我这次是真下定决心了！” „I wait!” “那我拭目以待！” „Come, did not say this, our brothers several days had not seen, tonight are not drunk do not turn over to!” “来,不说这个,咱们兄弟几天没见了,今晚不醉不归！” „Good, is not drunk does not turn over to!” “好,不醉不归！”