MOTGAR :: Volume #9

#860: Real man 2 -and-a-half

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Han Xuan has a look at Fatty, hangs the smile to say to executive officer Mr. Adrian: 韩宣看看胖丁,挂着笑容对执行官阿德里安先生说道: „ You most are easy to buy a milk to drink to it, this calmed down very much easily. Tomato novel net ------ “你最好买点牛奶给它喝,这样很容易就消气了。番茄小说网------ Otherwise Fatty the good complexion not to look to you, as a cat, with similar compares it is too easy to envy, in addition bears a grudge very much. ” 不然胖丁不会给你好脸色看,做为一只猫,和同类相比它太容易嫉妒,另外还很记仇。” Fatty hears „milk” this word, an eye bright, small ear moves, it one month has not drunk the milk. 胖丁听到“牛奶”这个词,眼睛一亮,小耳朵动了动,它已经一个多月没有喝过牛奶。 The milk antiseptic technology of India does not attain a designated standard, Han Xuan rarely drinks in India, Fatty cannot drink, at this moment it has turned around to nod earnestly , indicating that the master said right. 印度的牛奶灭菌技术不达标,韩宣在印度很少喝,连带胖丁也喝不到,此刻它转过身认真点点头,表示主人说得没错。 Facing the so user-friendly kitty fat face, Adrian wants to cry to smile, on the face the expression intertwines, raises both hands, helpless said: „ Good. 面对如此人性化的猫咪胖脸,阿德里安想哭又想笑,脸上表情纠结,举起双手无奈说道:“好吧。 This is my mistake, I apologized...... Fatty to you. 这是我的错,我向你道歉……胖丁。 Is calls this name right? 是叫这个名字没错吧？ In the refrigerator of my office has the fresh milk, later with drinks to you. Tomato novel net ----- 我办公室的冰箱里就有鲜奶,待会儿拿给你喝。番茄小說網----- Writes with the newspaper , is really only the intelligent cat, you determined that it can drink the milk, but will not have diarrhea, Han? ” 跟报纸上写得一样,果然是只聪明的猫,你确定它可以喝牛奶,而不会拉肚子么,韩？” „ In my mind, food that so long as can eat, its almost anything eats. “在我的印象里,只要是能吃的食物,它几乎什么都吃。 The digestion function is very good, can eat to rest, therefore is such fat long. ” 消化功能很好,能吃能睡,所以才长得这么胖。” Han Xuan and grandfather they proceed the time to say. 韩宣和爷爷他们往前走时候说道。 The vision sizes up the surrounding repair, the headquarters of this television station, more than ten years have not renovated, the appearance is unattractive, the racket grandfather's arm asked him: „ That Stack Building had been constructing right? 目光打量周围的装修,这座电视台的总部,已经有十几年没有翻新过,样子并不好看,拍拍外公的胳膊问他:“那座斯塔克大厦已经在建了对吧？ When the time comes the emperor gate film company will move, I think the abc Los Angeles headquarters, moves to there is quite good, after the two sides, will frequently exchange, is facilitating to discuss the matter together. 到时候帝门影业公司会搬进去,我认为将abc洛杉矶总部,也搬到那里比较好,两边以后会经常交流,靠在一起方便谈事情。 Recently I am writing one, was used in the soap opera script of Sunday time broadcast, just completed the program, in Dawson's handbag, I brings it. ------- 最近我正在写一部,用来在周日时候播放的电视剧剧本,刚刚完成了大纲,就在道森的皮包里,我将它带着了。------- So long as looks for some screenwriters, helping me expand the official script these programs, can photograph momentarily. 只要找些编剧,帮我把这些大纲扩充成正式的剧本,随时都可以拍摄。 I can affirm that its viewing ratio, compared with the present abc television station the time, the broadcasting television is high on Sunday, even has with hottest «Old friend Recording» spells! ” 我敢肯定它的收视率,比现在abc电视台周日时候,正在播放的这部电视要高,甚至和最火的《老友记》都有得一拼！” „Naturally can move, so many buildings I cannot use up in any case, before also planned that hires works as the office to others, we use to be better.” “当然可以搬进去,反正那么多楼我用不完,之前还打算出租给别人当写字楼,我们自己用更好。” Guo Muzhou side said with a smile, is interested to ask Han Xuan: Does that soap opera that „ you write name? 郭穆州侧头笑着说道,感兴趣问韩宣:“你写的那部电视剧叫什么名字？ Told that me general content, the director and equipment have prepared, now only lacks a good script. 跟我说说大概的内容,导演和器材早就已经准备好了,现在只缺一部好的剧本。 A while ago, I asked for the high price to post a reward, receive the script that several United States well-known screenwriters have mailed, wrote «Worry of Growth» including before, was Ms. Ryan is not quite satisfied with the plot, has towed not to pat. Tomato novel net ---- 前段时间,我开出高价悬赏,收到过几位美国知名编剧寄来的剧本,包括之前写《成长的烦恼》那位,可是莱恩女士对剧情不太满意,一直拖着没有拍。番茄小說網---- The emperor gate movie industry has not photographed the experience of soap opera, that several directors but who I invited, almost contained all types, which type can...... ” 帝门影业没有拍摄电视剧的经验,不过我请的那几位导演,几乎包含了所有的类型,哪种都可以……” artistic director Ms. Susan Ryan of abc television station shrugs, opens the mouth to explain: „ In my opinion, their contents were too boring, cannot completely with «Old friend Recording» compared with, will only make one doze off. abc电视台的艺术总监苏珊-莱恩女士耸耸肩,开口解释道:“在我看来,它们的内容太无聊了些,完全不能和《老友记》相比,只会让人打瞌睡。 Similarly broadcasts on Sunday, soap opera that if our television station broadcasts, not «Old friend Recording» splendid, then the viewing ratio low is the affirmation. 同样是在周日播放,如果我们电视台播放的电视剧,没有《老友记》精彩,那么收视率低迷是肯定的。 Now the entire beautiful 1/12 residents, will wait to look at «Old friend Recording» in Sunday time, NBC this really fire. ” 现在全美十二分之一的居民,会在周日时候等着看《老友记》,全国广播公司这回真的火了。” The soap opera that „ I think, the name is «two-and-a-half-men»( real man two -and-a-half). Tomato novel net- “我所想的这部电视剧,名字叫做《two-and-a-half-men》(好汉两个半)。番茄小說網- Mainly after telling the divorce, was eliminated almost all younger brother Alan of property by the ex-wife, has the son Jake's arrival, disrupted leading character Charlie to live contentedly, then had many stories among three men. 主要讲述离婚后,被前妻剥夺了几乎一切财产的弟弟艾伦,带着儿子杰克的到来,打乱了主人公查理悠然自得的生活,进而在三个男人之间发生了很多故事。 One is the lucky fellow, tall rich and handsome, lives a life of dissipation omnipotently, is dispirited the playboy uncle who and leads a dissipated life, by writing message to live, hardly with going to work, but also takes the high wage. 一个是幸运儿,高富帅、吃喝嫖赌无所不能,性格颓废、生活糜烂的花花公子叔叔,靠写广告词为生,几乎不用上班,还拿着高薪水。 One is the unlucky egg, the dreadful male and enterprise is inadequate, the marriage failure and living under subjugation, the condition worrying pain compels the father. 一个是倒霉蛋、猥琐男、事业不成、婚姻失败、寄人篱下,境况堪忧的苦逼老爸。 One was to say to be silly, said that fine, the mischievous glutton sold the bear child who sprouted. 一个是说傻不傻,说精不精,调皮捣蛋吃货卖萌的熊孩子。 The characters establish probably this, this can be the section and «Old friend Recording» similar Situation comedy, a volume of content probably about 20 minutes. ” 人物设定大概就这样,这会是部和《老友记》同类型的情景喜剧,一集的内容大概在20分钟左右。” Han Xuan summarizes simply with several words, recalled the previous generation had looked in the middle of the soap opera comic scene, on the face has the smile. 韩宣简单用几句话概括完,回想起前世曾经看过的这部电视剧当中的搞笑情节,脸上带着笑容。 The «Real man Two -and-a-half» previous generation by Colombia TV Station, started to broadcast in 2003, altogether broadcast for 12 years, must be longer than most longevity «Old friend Recording», acted the leading role to have the accident/surprise, may also continue to pat. 《好汉两个半》前世由哥伦比亚电视台,在2003年开始播放,总共播放了12年,比最长寿的《老友记》还要更长,要不是主演发生意外,可能还会继续拍下去。 This three views completely destroy, moral integrity to be completely broken, fill the American humorous soap opera, the viewing ratio depress irritable show «Life Large explosion» frequently, audience stays at a high level, receives all the people of the world to like...... 这部三观尽毁、节操尽碎,充满美式幽默的电视剧,收视率经常压下火爆的美剧《生活大爆炸》,观众人数居高不下,受到全世界人民喜爱…… Susan Ryan and his grandfather Guo Muzhou, listening to the vision to be strange, in they have not really listened to the character of this soap opera to establish, actually to have anything to attract the highlight of audience. 苏珊-莱恩和他外公郭穆州,听完目光怪异,他们俩实在没听出这部电视剧的人物设定里面,究竟有什么能够吸引观众的亮点。 Guo Muzhou received the soap opera program that Secretary Dawson brings, looks at the first volume of main contents, the expression immediately changed. 郭穆州接过道森秘书拿来的电视剧大纲,才看完第一集的主要内容,表情立马就变了。 He did not think that this soap opera is interesting, but is thinking that naive is also lovably and intelligent the clever grandchild, why will write such a ridiculous soap opera! 他不是觉得这部电视剧有意思,而是在想自己那个天真可爱、又聪明伶俐的外孙,为什么会写出这样一部雷人的电视剧！ Enters the elevator time still to take it to look, side Susan also wants to know the content, the vision shoots a look at unceasingly lightly to that more than 20 „script”. 进入电梯时候还在拿着它看,旁边苏珊也想要知道内容,目光不断瞥向那二十多张薄薄的“剧本”。 When discovered one of the Han family pillar/backbone characters, shows the smile time, was at heart itchy, like having a cat in flexure. 当发现这位韩氏家族支柱人物之一,露出笑容的时候,心里更加痒痒了,就像有只猫在挠。 Guo Muzhou has not looked at several pages, then gives Susan this soap opera program, solicited her suggestions. 郭穆州没看几页,便把这份电视剧大纲交给苏珊,征求她的意见。 Asked the grandchild low voice: „ This soap opera script that is really you writes? 小声问外孙:“这个真是你写的电视剧剧本？ I feel its style also too...... too...... ” 我觉得它的风格也太……太……” Suddenly he unexpectedly could not find the suitable adjective, describes this soap opera. 一时间他竟然找不到适合的形容词,来描述这部电视剧。 «Real man Two -and-a-half» middle, is alternating the beautiful woman, nature, liquor, poison and gambling massively and so on adult plot. 《好汉两个半》当中,大量穿插着美女、性、酒、毒、赌之类的成人情节。 In the Guo Muzhou impression, this is really not the Han Xuan age, thing that can write. 在郭穆州印象当中,这实在不是韩宣的年纪,可以写出来的东西。 The Han Xuan confident acknowledgment, said: „ Plot truly is I wants to come out, very United States not. 韩宣坦然承认,说道:“情节确实是我想出来的,很美国不是么。 Before audience enough, close soap opera content, therefore «Growth Worry» and «Old friend Recording» and so on Situation comedy, will obtain that high viewing ratio. 观众受够了以前严紧的电视剧内容,所以《成长的烦恼》和《老友记》之类的情景喜剧,才会取得那么高的收视率。 This soap opera, truly is very vulgar , the rare and beautiful flowers, but I had confidence, it can bring enough audience for the abc television station. 这部电视剧,确实很俗、还很奇葩,但是我有把握,它能够为abc电视台带来足够的观众。 The plot between «Real man Two -and-a-half» each volumes is incoherent, but comprised of stories, even if such audience leaked looked at several volumes, was still very easy to accept the broadcasting plot, the screenwriter also continues to write easily downward...... ”( to be continued.) 《好汉两个半》每集之间的剧情并不连贯,而是由一个个小故事组成,这样观众即使漏看了几集,也很容易接受正在播放的剧情,编剧也容易继续往下写......”(未完待续。)
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