„ What?!
“什么?!Youhave not listenedclearly, police officermister, Isaid that nowis the red light!
你没听清楚吧,警官先生,我说现在是红灯!Youlookedtowardthere,alsohas not changed! ”
你往那里看,还没变过来呢!”ThatIndiandriverbends the waistwithoneselfdriver licensetime, is shoutingexcitedly.---
那印度司机弯腰拿自己驾驶证时候,激动喊着。---Herered lighttimeis especially long, twominutes, Han Xuandraws the expertto check, turns headto looktoout of the window, the vision and traffic policelooks at each other.
这里的红灯时间格外长,还有两分钟,韩宣拉好手刹,扭头看向窗外,目光和交警对视。Han Xuandefinitelycannot be the drivingautomobileage of Indianlegal rule, but the traffic policelooked at the goldencalfsymbol on wheel.韩宣肯定达不到印度法律规定的驾驶汽车年纪,不过那交警看了看车轮上的金色小牛标志。Held breath a cold air/Qi, thinksoneselfhave seenmagazineat the same time, pretendsnot to see, to show a smile , to continue to stare atthatIndiandriver, said:
倒吸了口冷气,想到自己看到过的杂志的同时,装作没看见,露出个笑容,继续盯着那位印度司机,说道:
„ Over the past about 20 years, Ihave been the traffic policeinBangalore.
“过去20年来,我一直在班加罗尔当交警。ButIseeobeys the traffic regulations, only thentheseforeigners, if an IndianinBangalore, evenentireIndiaregardless ofwhichplaceobeys the traffic regulations, only whenSuncomes outfrom the west side.
而我看到遵守交通规则的只有这些外国人,如果一个印度人在班加罗尔、甚至全印度无论哪个地方遵守交通规则,那只有当太阳从西边出来的时候。Idoubtyourmotive......
我非常怀疑你的动机……Well?
咦?
Do youactuallyalsobring the driver license?
你竟然还带着驾驶证?Probably the situationbecamemore serious, noIndian, the drivingtimecanbring the driver's license. Tomatonovelnet-
好像情况变得更加严重了,没有哪位印度人,开车时候会带着驾照。番茄小说网--So long asa moment agofined500rupees, nowIdecided that fined1000rupeestoyou...... ”
刚才只要罚款500卢比就可以,现在我决定对你罚款1000卢比……”Han Xuandiscovered that Indiandriver, likeseeing the astonishedlook of ghost, pūsmiled.韩宣发现那位印度司机,如同见到鬼的惊愕眼神,噗哧就笑了。Lieson the steering wheel, the bodytwitches, cannot stop.
趴在方向盘上,身体抽搐,根本停不下来。Isabelialsoheardtheirdialogue, the corners of the mouthtogoing up, shoutedtoout of the windowinEnglish: „The traffic policemister, whyyouthis?”
伊莎贝莉也听到了他们的对话,嘴角向上翘,用英语对窗外喊道:“交警先生,你为什么会这样做?”VariousIndianregional dialectsare different, several hundredtypes, the most widespreadlanguageisEnglish, thereforethattraffic police can understandIsabeli'swords.
印度各种地区方言不同,有数百种,最广泛的语言则是英语,所以那位交警能够听得懂伊莎贝莉的话。
The lifeis aloofin the foreignerposition of India, somecaucasians, evendid„generationto report”thisemergingoccupation.
生活在印度的外国人地位超然,一些白种人,甚至干起了“代报案”这种新兴职业。
The nativesgo to the police stationto report, no matterthesepolicedid not ask, scuffles, but the foreignerhas an accident, the detection ratewill greatly enhance. Tomatonovelnet--------
当地人去警察局报案,那些警察不管不问,敷衍了事,而外国人出了事,破案率则会大大提高。番茄小說網--------Therefore, ifwhichothersthrew the sondaughter, or the propertywas robbed, to the white race a foreignersum of money, makingthemhelpreport.
因此,假如哪位人家丢了儿子女儿,或者财物被盗了,会给白种老外一笔钱,让他们去帮忙报案。
The foreignerssaid that theyare the relatives of family/home, the detection ratebecomesstrangetallimmediately, thisaspectandHuaxiaare very similar......
老外就说他们是自己家的亲戚,破案率顿时变得奇高,这方面和华夏很类似……Thistraffic policeknow that whatincar(riage)is the foreignwealthy families'children, moreovercan the overseascar(riage), arrive at the great person who Indiacomes.
这位交警知道车里的是外国有钱人家的孩子,而且还是能把国外车,开到印度来的大人物。Repliedrespectfully: „ Violates the traffic regulationsto becomeourcustom, hewill obey the ruleto be looked down upon, moreoverhindered the transportation.
毕恭毕敬回答道:“违反交通规则已经成我们这里的习惯,他遵守规则就会被人瞧不起,而且妨碍了交通。InourBangalore, thisobserves the regularman, like the world's eighth largest marvelous sight.
在我们班加罗尔市,这位遵守规则的男子,就像世界第八大奇观。Heshouldunderstand, Ihope that thisheavy finetohim a lesson, laterdo not obey the traffic regulations. ”
他本该懂得更多,我希望这次重罚会给他一个教训,以后千万别遵守交通规则。”Facingso the reply of rare and beautiful flowers, Han Xuansmileshappily, even the bellyfeelssore, when the red lightsoonpasses, saidtothistraffic police:
面对如此奇葩的回答,韩宣笑得更加开心,连肚子都觉得疼,在红灯快要过去的时候,对这位交警说道:
„ Hepossiblyislooked that westoppedin front of the red light, thereforefollowsto stop. Tomatonovelnet--------
“他可能是看我们在红灯前面停下了,于是跟着停下来。番茄小說網--------Thisisourmistakes, hopes that youcanforgive his time, Ithink after him, will not definitely look that again is actually the red lightor the green light...... thento drive pastdirectly. ”
这都是我们的错,希望你能饶过他这一次,我想他以后肯定不会再看究竟是红灯还是绿灯……然后直接开过去。”
The traffic policedog-legcloses the book, seesHan Xuanto sewto come out a paper money of 20US dollarscurrency valuefrom the window, on the face the smileis very bright, „ Ilistenyour.
交警屁颠屁颠狗腿地合上本子,见韩宣从窗户缝里塞出来一张20美元面额的纸钞,脸上笑容十分灿烂,“我听你的。Thismisterhelped you, hasn't thankedhimquickly? ”
这位先生帮了你的忙,还不快谢谢他?”Thatdriverputs on a long face, threatens the lookfacing the traffic police, saidpolitely: „Thanks......”
那位司机哭丧着脸,面对交警威胁眼神,客气说道:“谢谢……”Had the traffic policeto ride the motorcycleto clear the way, the traffic condition in Bangaloreimprovedall of a sudden.
有了交警骑着摩托车开道,班加罗尔的交通情况一下子就变好了。Does not havedivision of red light and green light, is the green lights, arrives at the luxuriousgovernmentoffice buildingsituated intown centerquickly.
没有红灯和绿灯之分,一路都是绿灯,很快来到位于市中心的豪华政府办公大楼。Has become the worn-outbuildingto comparewithperipherythese, this17constructionveryintensely bright, under the outer walldark blueglassinSunshinesis especially dazzling. Tomatonovelnet---
和周围那些已经变得破旧的楼房比起来,这栋十七层的建筑十分地耀眼夺目,外墙深蓝色玻璃在太阳照耀下格外刺眼。番茄小说网---
The meetingtime of Bangaloremayoragreeingisnineo'clock, nowis9 : 30.
和班加罗尔市市长约定的见面时间是九点钟,现在已经是九点半。Han Xuanis observing the localcustom...... to be late for a halfhourcompared with the time of agreement.韩宣在遵守当地的习俗……比约定的时间迟到半小时。Actuallya halfhour, isarrivedearly, according to the idea of Han Xuan, shouldbe late for onehourto be good.
其实半个小时,已经算是早到了,按照韩宣的想法,应该迟到一个小时才好。However the Isabeliimpatient person, urgedrepeatedly, thiscomesis so early.
不过伊莎贝莉急性子,一再催促,这才来的这么早。Enters the governmentoffice building, an inquiryonstageappearanceveryattractiveIndiayoung girl.
进入政府办公大楼,询问前台一位模样挺漂亮的印度少女。Really, the mayorhas not come, sheaskedthem first rest areabyhallto wait.
果然,市长还没有来,她请他们先在大厅旁边的休息区等待。
„ Therefore , the Indianhas the reasonpoorly.
“所以说,印度人贫穷不是没有理由。In my mind, the people in thiscountryare laziest, do not haveone.
在我的印象里,这个国家的人民最懒,没有之一。They9o'clockgo to workin the morning, is first late for about a halfhour.
他们早上九点钟上班,先迟到半个小时左右。Ifwhichwere ahead of timeon time, the bosswill suspecthehad any badmind.
假如哪位按时提前到了,老板则会怀疑他是不是有什么不良的居心。
After ondozensminutes, including the boss, allstaff about 10 : 00, gathers the same placeto drinkin the morning the tea.
上了几十分钟后,包括老板在内,所有员工在十点左右,聚到一起喝上午茶。Drinksa halfhour, thengoes to workagain, the arrival of waitingrush hour. ”
喝个半个小时,接着再上班,等待下班时间的到来。”
The Han Xuantonebelt/bringsmiles, hesaidthesereal, «San FranciscoLa Cronica»hasto conduct the reporttotheseonetimespecially, ran away in fearmanyto wantAmerican that came toIndiato invest.韩宣语气带笑,他说得这些都是真的,《旧金山纪事报》有一次专门对这些进行过报导,吓跑了许多想来印度投资的美国人。Drinks upin the morning the tea, in the afternoonafternoon tea, thishas also become a custom.
喝完上午茶,下午还有一次下午茶,这已经成为了一种习惯。Onto the president, gets downto the beggar, regardless of the staff of thatindustry is very sluggish, slightlywill be betterby the future, will also be onlysome......
上到总统,下到乞丐,无论那个行业的职工都很懒散,到将来才稍微好一些,但也只是一些而已……Theysit downon the luxuriousboastingsofa.
他们在豪华的牛皮沙发上坐下。Suddenly, runs a headto entangle the full beardold man of redcloth stripfrom the entrance.
突然,从门口跑进来一位头上缠着红布条的大胡子老头。Inold man'sthrowstoward the groundhandtwobigbamboo baskets, as the coveropens, runssnake that manycolorsbecome dark.
那老头将手里的两个大竹篓往地上一扔,随着盖子打开,跑出来许多颜色发黑的蛇。
The quantityhas30-40fully, scatters in all directionsto sway from side to side the body, when the securityruns the time, stands erect the body, the neckopens, reveals the backtwocircularpatterns.
数量足有30-40条,四散开来扭动着身体,当保安跑过去时候,其中一些直立起身子,颈部张开,露出背后两个圆形的花纹。
The whiteabdomenhas the blackstripe, the appearanceterrifying, frightens the surroundingcity hallstaffto run around, calls out in alarm the soundto get up.
白色腹部带有黑色条纹,样子恐怖,吓得周围的市政厅员工们到处乱跑,惊叫声响起。Han Xuanonrepugnantsnakeanimal, because of the milksnake in childhood, ran up to the reason on hisbedinbornprobably.韩宣天生就讨厌蛇这种动物,大概是因为有一条奶蛇在他小时候,跑到了他床上的缘故。At that timeseveralmonths of big, without the meansdrove awayit, in the middle of the lifewas frightenedto cry for the first time.
当时才几个月大,没办法驱赶它,人生当中第一次被吓哭了。At this timefromsittingonsofa, becomesstandson the sofa.
此时从坐在沙发上,变为站在沙发上。Throwsthatold man who the snakecomes, is shoutinganythingwith the local dialectexcitedly.
扔蛇进来的那位老头,激动用当地方言大喊着什么。Han Xuancannotunderstandcompletely, fromseveralglossaries, guesses correctlyhim should in the complaintlocal government**, harmshis sonto go bankruptto jump from an upper story, the wordsjustsaid that by the securitywas pushed to the ground.韩宣并不能完全听懂,从几个词汇当中,猜出他应该是在抱怨当地政府**,害得他儿子破产跳楼,话刚说完就被保安按倒在地。
The outlethad been given dead of suffocationbytheseindian cobras, saw that severalswayed from side to side the bodyto crawl, Georgeopened firedecisivelythey, the spear/gunspear/gunexploded the head.
出路已经被这些印度眼镜蛇给堵死,见到有几条扭动着身体爬了过来,乔治果断开枪射击它们,枪枪爆头。
The head of cobrawas beaten, the bodyis still swaying from side to sideunceasingly.
眼镜蛇的头被打烂了,身体依然在不断扭动。Han Xuanlooks at the timetoward the distant place, sees the offensiveverystrongcobraclearly, is pursuing a skinblackIndiafatty.韩宣往远处看时候,清楚见到有条攻击性很强的眼镜蛇,正在追逐一位皮肤黑黑的印度胖子。
The fattythenlooked at the eye, discoveredoneselfrun the cobra.
那胖子回头看了眼,发现自己跑不过眼镜蛇。Turned aroundto jumpsimply, squats downto holdthatsnake, close to the mouth, opened mouthbites.
索性转身跳起,蹲下一把抓住了那条蛇,靠近嘴边,张嘴就咬。
The scenewas startled the chin of Han Xuan, in the worldalsohad such fierceexpertunexpectedly!
场景惊掉了韩宣的下巴,世界上居然还有这么凶猛的牛人!Discovering the snakemustnip itself, the least bitis not willingto suffer a loss, oneselffirstbiteit, reallypowerful......( to be continued.)
发现蛇要咬自己,半点都不肯吃亏,自己先去咬它,果然强悍……(未完待续。)
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