MOTGAR :: Volume #9

#851: Cobra


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What?! “什么?! You have not listened clearly, police officer mister, I said that now is the red light! 你没听清楚吧,警官先生,我说现在是红灯! You looked toward there, also has not changed! ” 你往那里看,还没变过来呢!” That Indian driver bends the waist with oneself driver license time, is shouting excitedly.--- 那印度司机弯腰拿自己驾驶证时候,激动喊着。--- Here red light time is especially long, two minutes, Han Xuan draws the expert to check, turns head to look to out of the window, the vision and traffic police looks at each other. 这里的红灯时间格外长,还有两分钟,韩宣拉好手刹,扭头看向窗外,目光和交警对视。 Han Xuan definitely cannot be the driving automobile age of Indian legal rule, but the traffic police looked at the golden calf symbol on wheel. 韩宣肯定达不到印度法律规定的驾驶汽车年纪,不过那交警看了看车轮上的金色小牛标志。 Held breath a cold air/Qi, thinks oneself have seen magazine at the same time, pretends not to see, to show a smile , to continue to stare at that Indian driver, said: 倒吸了口冷气,想到自己看到过的杂志的同时,装作没看见,露出个笑容,继续盯着那位印度司机,说道: Over the past about 20 years, I have been the traffic police in Bangalore. “过去20年来,我一直在班加罗尔当交警。 But I see obeys the traffic regulations, only then these foreigners, if an Indian in Bangalore, even entire India regardless of which place obeys the traffic regulations, only when Sun comes out from the west side. 而我看到遵守交通规则的只有这些外国人,如果一个印度人在班加罗尔、甚至全印度无论哪个地方遵守交通规则,那只有当太阳从西边出来的时候。 I doubt your motive...... 我非常怀疑你的动机…… Well? 咦? Do you actually also bring the driver license? 你竟然还带着驾驶证? Probably the situation became more serious, no Indian, the driving time can bring the driver's license. Tomato novel net- 好像情况变得更加严重了,没有哪位印度人,开车时候会带着驾照。番茄小说网-- So long as a moment ago fined 500 rupees, now I decided that fined 1000 rupees to you...... ” 刚才只要罚款500卢比就可以,现在我决定对你罚款1000卢比……” Han Xuan discovered that Indian driver, like seeing the astonished look of ghost, smiled. 韩宣发现那位印度司机,如同见到鬼的惊愕眼神,噗哧就笑了。 Lies on the steering wheel, the body twitches, cannot stop. 趴在方向盘上,身体抽搐,根本停不下来。 Isabeli also heard their dialogue, the corners of the mouth to going up, shouted to out of the window in English: „The traffic police mister, why you this?” 伊莎贝莉也听到了他们的对话,嘴角向上翘,用英语对窗外喊道:“交警先生,你为什么会这样做?” Various Indian regional dialects are different, several hundred types, the most widespread language is English, therefore that traffic police can understand Isabeli's words. 印度各种地区方言不同,有数百种,最广泛的语言则是英语,所以那位交警能够听得懂伊莎贝莉的话。 The life is aloof in the foreigner position of India, some caucasians, even did generation to report this emerging occupation. 生活在印度的外国人地位超然,一些白种人,甚至干起了“代报案”这种新兴职业。 The natives go to the police station to report, no matter these police did not ask, scuffles, but the foreigner has an accident, the detection rate will greatly enhance. Tomato novel net -------- 当地人去警察局报案,那些警察不管不问,敷衍了事,而外国人出了事,破案率则会大大提高。番茄小說網-------- Therefore, if which others threw the son daughter, or the property was robbed, to the white race a foreigner sum of money, making them help report. 因此,假如哪位人家丢了儿子女儿,或者财物被盗了,会给白种老外一笔钱,让他们去帮忙报案。 The foreigners said that they are the relatives of family/home, the detection rate becomes strange tall immediately, this aspect and Huaxia are very similar...... 老外就说他们是自己家的亲戚,破案率顿时变得奇高,这方面和华夏很类似…… This traffic police know that what in car(riage) is the foreign wealthy families' children, moreover can the overseas car(riage), arrive at the great person who India comes. 这位交警知道车里的是外国有钱人家的孩子,而且还是能把国外车,开到印度来的大人物。 Replied respectfully: „ Violates the traffic regulations to become our custom, he will obey the rule to be looked down upon, moreover hindered the transportation. 毕恭毕敬回答道:“违反交通规则已经成我们这里的习惯,他遵守规则就会被人瞧不起,而且妨碍了交通。 In our Bangalore, this observes the regular man, like the world's eighth largest marvelous sight. 在我们班加罗尔市,这位遵守规则的男子,就像世界第八大奇观。 He should understand, I hope that this heavy fine to him a lesson, later do not obey the traffic regulations. ” 他本该懂得更多,我希望这次重罚会给他一个教训,以后千万别遵守交通规则。” Facing so the reply of rare and beautiful flowers, Han Xuan smiles happily, even the belly feels sore, when the red light soon passes, said to this traffic police: 面对如此奇葩的回答,韩宣笑得更加开心,连肚子都觉得疼,在红灯快要过去的时候,对这位交警说道: He possibly is looked that we stopped in front of the red light, therefore follows to stop. Tomato novel net -------- “他可能是看我们在红灯前面停下了,于是跟着停下来。番茄小說網-------- This is our mistakes, hopes that you can forgive his time, I think after him, will not definitely look that again is actually the red light or the green light...... then to drive past directly. ” 这都是我们的错,希望你能饶过他这一次,我想他以后肯定不会再看究竟是红灯还是绿灯……然后直接开过去。” The traffic police dog-leg closes the book, sees Han Xuan to sew to come out a paper money of 20 US dollars currency value from the window, on the face the smile is very bright, „ I listen your. 交警屁颠屁颠狗腿地合上本子,见韩宣从窗户缝里塞出来一张20美元面额的纸钞,脸上笑容十分灿烂,“我听你的。 This mister helped you, hasn't thanked him quickly? ” 这位先生帮了你的忙,还不快谢谢他?” That driver puts on a long face, threatens the look facing the traffic police, said politely: Thanks......” 那位司机哭丧着脸,面对交警威胁眼神,客气说道:“谢谢……” Had the traffic police to ride the motorcycle to clear the way, the traffic condition in Bangalore improved all of a sudden. 有了交警骑着摩托车开道,班加罗尔的交通情况一下子就变好了。 Does not have division of red light and green light, is the green lights, arrives at the luxurious government office building situated in town center quickly. 没有红灯和绿灯之分,一路都是绿灯,很快来到位于市中心的豪华政府办公大楼。 Has become the worn-out building to compare with periphery these, this 17 construction very intensely bright, under the outer wall dark blue glass in Sun shines is especially dazzling. Tomato novel net--- 和周围那些已经变得破旧的楼房比起来,这栋十七层的建筑十分地耀眼夺目,外墙深蓝色玻璃在太阳照耀下格外刺眼。番茄小说网--- The meeting time of Bangalore mayor agreeing is nine o'clock, now is 9 : 30. 和班加罗尔市市长约定的见面时间是九点钟,现在已经是九点半。 Han Xuan is observing the local custom...... to be late for a half hour compared with the time of agreement. 韩宣在遵守当地的习俗……比约定的时间迟到半小时。 Actually a half hour, is arrived early, according to the idea of Han Xuan, should be late for one hour to be good. 其实半个小时,已经算是早到了,按照韩宣的想法,应该迟到一个小时才好。 However the Isabeli impatient person, urged repeatedly, this comes is so early. 不过伊莎贝莉急性子,一再催促,这才来的这么早。 Enters the government office building, an inquiry onstage appearance very attractive India young girl. 进入政府办公大楼,询问前台一位模样挺漂亮的印度少女。 Really, the mayor has not come, she asked them first rest area by hall to wait. 果然,市长还没有来,她请他们先在大厅旁边的休息区等待。 Therefore , the Indian has the reason poorly. “所以说,印度人贫穷不是没有理由。 In my mind, the people in this country are laziest, do not have one. 在我的印象里,这个国家的人民最懒,没有之一。 They 9 o'clock go to work in the morning, is first late for about a half hour. 他们早上九点钟上班,先迟到半个小时左右。 If which were ahead of time on time, the boss will suspect he had any bad mind. 假如哪位按时提前到了,老板则会怀疑他是不是有什么不良的居心。 After on dozens minutes, including the boss, all staff about 10 : 00, gathers the same place to drink in the morning the tea. 上了几十分钟后,包括老板在内,所有员工在十点左右,聚到一起喝上午茶。 Drinks a half hour, then goes to work again, the arrival of waiting rush hour. ” 喝个半个小时,接着再上班,等待下班时间的到来。” The Han Xuan tone belt/bring smiles, he said these real, «San Francisco La Cronica» has to conduct the report to these one time specially, ran away in fear many to want American that came to India to invest. 韩宣语气带笑,他说得这些都是真的,《旧金山纪事报》有一次专门对这些进行过报导,吓跑了许多想来印度投资的美国人 Drinks up in the morning the tea, in the afternoon afternoon tea, this has also become a custom. 喝完上午茶,下午还有一次下午茶,这已经成为了一种习惯。 On to the president, gets down to the beggar, regardless of the staff of that industry is very sluggish, slightly will be better by the future, will also be only some...... 上到总统,下到乞丐,无论那个行业的职工都很懒散,到将来才稍微好一些,但也只是一些而已…… They sit down on the luxurious boasting sofa. 他们在豪华的牛皮沙发上坐下。 Suddenly, runs a head to entangle the full beard old man of red cloth strip from the entrance. 突然,从门口跑进来一位头上缠着红布条的大胡子老头。 In old man's throws toward the ground hand two big bamboo baskets, as the cover opens, runs snake that many colors become dark. 那老头将手里的两个大竹篓往地上一扔,随着盖子打开,跑出来许多颜色发黑的蛇。 The quantity has 30-40 fully, scatters in all directions to sway from side to side the body, when the security runs the time, stands erect the body, the neck opens, reveals the back two circular patterns. 数量足有30-40条,四散开来扭动着身体,当保安跑过去时候,其中一些直立起身子,颈部张开,露出背后两个圆形的花纹。 The white abdomen has the black stripe, the appearance terrifying, frightens the surrounding city hall staff to run around, calls out in alarm the sound to get up. 白色腹部带有黑色条纹,样子恐怖,吓得周围的市政厅员工们到处乱跑,惊叫声响起。 Han Xuan on repugnant snake animal, because of the milk snake in childhood, ran up to the reason on his bed inborn probably. 韩宣天生就讨厌蛇这种动物,大概是因为有一条奶蛇在他小时候,跑到了他床上的缘故。 At that time several months of big, without the means drove away it, in the middle of the life was frightened to cry for the first time. 当时才几个月大,没办法驱赶它,人生当中第一次被吓哭了。 At this time from sitting on sofa, becomes stands on the sofa. 此时从坐在沙发上,变为站在沙发上。 Throws that old man who the snake comes, is shouting anything with the local dialect excitedly. 扔蛇进来的那位老头,激动用当地方言大喊着什么。 Han Xuan cannot understand completely, from several glossaries, guesses correctly him should in the complaint local government **, harms his son to go bankrupt to jump from an upper story, the words just said that by the security was pushed to the ground. 韩宣并不能完全听懂,从几个词汇当中,猜出他应该是在抱怨当地政府**,害得他儿子破产跳楼,话刚说完就被保安按倒在地。 The outlet had been given dead of suffocation by these indian cobras, saw that several swayed from side to side the body to crawl, George opened fire decisively they, the spear/gun spear/gun exploded the head. 出路已经被这些印度眼镜蛇给堵死,见到有几条扭动着身体爬了过来,乔治果断开枪射击它们,枪枪爆头。 The head of cobra was beaten, the body is still swaying from side to side unceasingly. 眼镜蛇的头被打烂了,身体依然在不断扭动。 Han Xuan looks at the time toward the distant place, sees the offensive very strong cobra clearly, is pursuing a skin black India fatty. 韩宣往远处看时候,清楚见到有条攻击性很强的眼镜蛇,正在追逐一位皮肤黑黑的印度胖子。 The fatty then looked at the eye, discovered oneself run the cobra. 那胖子回头看了眼,发现自己跑不过眼镜蛇。 Turned around to jump simply, squats down to hold that snake, close to the mouth, opened mouth bites. 索性转身跳起,蹲下一把抓住了那条蛇,靠近嘴边,张嘴就咬。 The scene was startled the chin of Han Xuan, in the world also had such fierce expert unexpectedly! 场景惊掉了韩宣的下巴,世界上居然还有这么凶猛的牛人! Discovering the snake must nip itself, the least bit is not willing to suffer a loss, oneself first bite it, really powerful......( to be continued.) 发现蛇要咬自己,半点都不肯吃亏,自己先去咬它,果然强悍……(未完待续。)
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