MOTGAR :: Volume #19

#1826: Parachuting

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() The winter flurry of Montana state is unceasing, the heavy snow also frequently appears, particularly came the cold current time from the north side each time, almost will encounter the influence of orographic uplift in the Montana state, in turn causes to snow. ()蒙大拿州的冬天小雪不断,大雪也经常出现,尤其是每次从北边来了寒流时候,几乎都会在蒙大拿州遭遇地形抬升的影响,进而导致下雪。 The past few days snowflake has not melted, new snowing came, the snow in ground was therefore getting more and more thick, gradually will melt after February of every year, recently many Montana state residents started to leave, took vacation to the south warm area, for example Miami, Hawaii, Las Vegas and other areas were the preferred goals that they went out travelling far. 前些天的雪花还没有融化,新的降雪又来了,地面上的积雪因此越来越厚,在每年二月份之后才会逐渐融化,最近很多蒙大拿州居民开始离开,去往南边温暖地区度假,例如迈阿密、夏威夷、拉斯维加斯等地区都是他们出门远游的首选目标。 The current economic condition is slightly better, will also consider that Greece, Maldives, Cuba and other countries the famous traveling countries, flee the cold environment by far, this year Christmas New York has not snowed, many local residents expressed disappointment, however in the Montana state, did not snow calculates the fine weather. 经济条件稍微好一些的,还会考虑希腊、马尔代夫、古巴等著名的旅游国家,远远逃离寒冷环境,今年圣诞节纽约没下雪,许多当地居民都表示失望,然而在蒙大拿州,不下雪都算好天气。 Arrived the winter snowed, the person in the mind will often present several words and expressions- ski and cold and hibernate, although the hibernation are not related with human, but people will feel that wants to sleep, recently some science showed that in cold snow month, person indeed need more sleep time. 到了冬季下雪的时候,人脑海里时常会出现几个词语-滑雪、冷和冬眠,虽然其中冬眠跟人类没有关系,但是人们都会感觉到非常想睡觉,最近有科学证明,在寒冷的下雪季节里,人的确需要更多睡眠时间。 In the winter after arriving, gets out of bed becomes very difficult, this is the difficult problem of the world human, according to newest survey data analysis: Weather colder area, the sleep time of people are longer ; But weather hotter area, the sleep time of people are shorter. 冬天到来以后,起床变得非常困难,这是全世界人类的难题,根据最新的一项调查数据分析:天气越冷的地区,人们的睡眠时间越长;而天气越热的地区,人们的睡眠时间越短。 Therefore next morning, Han Xuan rests to around 10 : 00 gets out of bed, is not strange, the sleep time lasted 11 hours, going downstairs to eat the breakfast time head to be ignorant. 所以第二天早晨,韩宣睡到十点多钟才起床,并不算奇怪,睡眠时间长达11个小时,下楼吃早餐时候脑袋还懵着。 Tidies up to noon , to continue to shoot " Running-Man » program, is only left over the little last act, rips the nametape in the snowy area difficultly, this competition anti-human, the light walks simply in the snowy area is not simple, avoidance time speeds are especially slow. 收拾收拾到中午才出发,继续去拍摄《Running-Man》节目,只剩下一点点尾声,在雪地里艰难地撕名条,这项比赛简直反人类,光是行走在雪地里都不简单,躲避时候一个个速度格外慢。 The body weight is heavier more suffers a loss, on the contrary is Fatty, hides fast by the small short leg, it was very that boring recently, the game likes this many people attending together, after some people kill indiscriminately, Isabeli of panting learns from Ji Suk-jin, oneself tore up oneself tag. 体重越重越吃亏,反倒是胖丁,凭借小短腿躲得飞快,它最近挺无聊,喜欢这种许多人共同参加的游戏,一些人大混杀之后,气喘吁吁的伊莎贝莉学池石镇,自己撕掉了自己的姓名牌。 The Han Xuan physical strength is good, the physical quality is much more splendid than the ordinary people, tears up Cha Tae-hyeon and Lee Hyo-ri's tag one after another, then looks at the time, discovered that Anya „dying in battle”, has looked after Manager gold/metal who she gave the dregs physical strength, was really a quite unwise decision. 韩宣体力好,身体素质比平常人出色得多,接连撕掉车太贤和李孝利的姓名牌,回头看时候,发现安雅已经“阵亡”,把她交给渣体力的金馆长照顾,果然是件相当不明智的决定。 Was torn up means to eliminate, Han Xuan their group remaining he, in addition has Yin Zhiyuan and Yu Jae-seok, as well as...... Fatty. 被撕掉就意味着淘汰,韩宣他们组就剩下他自己一个人,另外还有殷志源和刘在石,以及……胖丁。 Not, because is the female student shows mercy, heard that this time prize is very rich, therefore Ji Suk-jin tore up Miss Jun Ji-hyun in the time from the beginning, yesterday also kept on proclaiming likes, is female student type that like, today starting least bit not softhearted, his sentiment is such „inexpensive”. 并没有因为是女生就手下留情,听说这次的奖品十分丰厚,于是池石镇在一开始时候就撕掉了全智贤小姐,昨天还口口声声说喜欢,是自己喜欢的女生类型,今天下手半点都没心慈手软,他的感情就是这么“廉价”。 Without taking care of honored guest and so on view, this grade of program pursues is real, Fatty has bought the soy sauce outside the location, saw that some people run to avoid toward oneself by far, today the amount of exercise surpasses its usual level seriously, is tired pants, felt after being thirsty, bit a snowflake, including after the mouth melts moistens the throat. 没有照顾嘉宾之类的说法,这档节目追求的就是真实,胖丁一直在场地外打酱油,见到有人往自己跑来就远远躲开,今天运动量严重超过它平时的水平,早就累得气喘吁吁,感觉口渴后咬了口雪花,含在嘴里融化后润润喉咙。 The leg of this fat cat is thick and short, walks in the snowy area is slightly easier, only not to have the means to tear up others' tag pitifully, is helpless in one group of Yu Jae-seok with it, ripped the name brand time gloriously to sacrifice with Yin Zhiyuan, can only expect that Fatty lived smoothly finally. 这只胖猫的腿又粗又短,在雪地里行走稍微容易一些,只可惜没办法撕掉别人的姓名牌,和它在一组的刘在石是无奈的,跟殷志源撕名牌时候光荣牺牲,只能期望胖丁顺利活到最后。 Han Xuan squats in the snowy area rests, after recovering the energy, steps on the snow to chase Yin Zhiyuan, soon him knocks down, spent time to tear up the tag. 韩宣蹲在雪地里休息,恢复体力后踩着雪追赶殷志源,不久将他扑倒在地,费了一番时间才撕掉姓名牌。 Only is left over Fatty, matter was easy to do, the people visit him dumbfoundedly, takes between -meal snack before the price Fatty deceives own, with ease tears up the tag, but Fatty is still busy eating. 只剩下胖丁,事情就好办了,众人目瞪口呆看着他,以零食为代价将胖丁骗到自己身前,轻轻松松撕掉姓名牌,而胖丁还在忙着吃呢。 Others loudly shouted immediately have not thought, has long known this cat was gluttonous, but actually forgot to be able with food to attract it, but also thinks that will have is difficult to tear up Fatty, does not want so to be unexpectedly simple...... 现场的其他人顿时大呼没想到,早就知道这只猫贪吃,但却忘了能够用食物吸引它,还以为会有多难撕掉胖丁呢,没想居然这么简单…… Yu Jae-seok and Ji Suk-jin need to accept the ultimate penalty, the program start beforehand Han Xuan to choose the upper air parachuting, means that they must accept this penalty, although today cloudy day, but does not have the too big wind, is very suitable to play the parachuting, but specifically was used for the small aircraft of parachuting, the program group had rented one from the Montana state capital Helena's peripheral airport. 刘在石和池石镇需要接受终极惩罚,节目开始之前韩宣选择了高空跳伞,也就意味着他们必须接受这场惩罚,今天虽然阴天,不过没有太大的风,挺适合玩跳伞,而专门用来跳伞的小飞机,节目组已经从蒙大拿州首府海伦娜周边的机场租了一架。 Two people courage are small, very perhaps high, after all is the good friend of understanding, the character comparison is congenial very much long time ago, at this moment was all scared, Ji Suk-jin with one type shocked the tone inquired that Director Li Peiyuan said: „ What?! Do we really want the parachuting? 两人的胆子都小,也很恐高,毕竟是很早就认识的好朋友,性格比较相投,此刻全都吓傻了,池石镇用一种惊呆了的语气询问李培源导演说:“什么？！难道我们真的要跳伞？ From how many kilometer upper air of? But is our parachuting, not trading a penalty good, even if makes me wear the underwear to stand for three minutes in the snowy area, is better than the parachuting. ” 从几千米的高空？可是我们根本不会跳伞啊,换一种惩罚行不行,哪怕让我穿着内衣在雪地里站三分钟,都比跳伞好。” „Yes!” Yu Jae-seok is pale, even the speech voice becomes strange , to continue saying: „ On this day the air/Qi was too cold, jumps down in that high space will become the icicle frozen! “是啊！”刘在石脸色苍白,连说话声音都变得奇怪起来,继续说道:“这天气太冷了,在那么高的天上跳下来会冻成冰棍！ ! You were insane right, how this possibly jumped down, we will definitely plunge to death!! ” 呀！你们是疯了对吧,这怎么可能跳下来,我们肯定会摔死！！” For the program effect, inside brought an exaggerating ingredient, because the audience like looking at the coward, can seek to smile from the coward, the punitive measures that Han Xuan choose, smile at this moment very happily, so long as the fire does not burn to oneself on, the person of watching the fun will not dislike the matter to be big. 为了节目效果,里面带了点夸张的成分,因为观众们喜欢看胆小鬼,能够从胆小鬼身上寻找到笑点,韩宣自己选的惩罚措施,此刻笑得十分开心,只要火不烧到自己身上,看热闹的人不会嫌事大。 In the recent years the United States economy develops unceasingly, Montana state type has the feeling extremely weak remote area besides the scenery, as also the animal husbandry and light industry development made many financial revenues. 最近几年来美国经济不断发展,蒙大拿州这种除了风景以外存在感极弱的偏僻地区,也随着农牧业、轻工业发展获得了不少财政收入。 After overhauling the path in city, but also demolished some obsolete city constructions, changes to the planter plant, the money of coming out is used to construct an airport, because is unlikely to make money, therefore does not have the investor to be willing to help, in the state can only take out money, the scale very small old airport rented to a flying club. 翻修了城市里的道路之后,还拆除了部分老旧的城区建筑,改为种植植物,多出来的钱用来修建一座机场,因为不太可能赚到钱,所以没有投资商愿意帮忙,州里只能自己掏钱,规模很小的老机场则被租给一家飞行俱乐部。 Where Director Li Peiyuan will pay attention to them to complain, on the face has the mean smile, explained said: „ We prepared the specialized equipment, in addition has the expert to accompany you to jump down together, therefore does not need to be worried about the security problem. 李培源导演哪会理睬他们抱怨,脸上带着幸灾乐祸笑容,解释说道:“我们准备了专业的装备,另外还有专家陪你们一起跳下来,所以不用担心安全问题。 Later goes to the airport, because of Fatty cannot the parachuting, therefore you can assign a person, accompanies your common parachuting. ” 待会儿就去机场,因为胖丁不能跳伞,所以你们可以指定一个人,陪你们共同跳伞。” Ji Suk-jin also is actually very interesting, the face was saying to the director painstakingly: „ We elect you! 池石镇其实也挺有趣,苦着脸对导演说:“那我们就选你吧！ Such cold weather, then and is high! You find it very fun! You also try! ” 这么冷的天气,而且还那么高！你觉得很好玩嘛！那你也来试试吧！” Many people smiled quickly, Director Li Peiyuan rushed to shake the head, then explained: „ Only can choose one from your these people, if not elect itself to jump, but as the penalty, the altitude of parachuting will increase 500 meters. 许多人快笑死了,李培源导演赶忙摇头,接着解释道:“只能从你们这些人里选择一位,如果不选那么就自己跳,但是作为惩罚,跳伞的高度会增加五百米。 Increases to 2500 meters from two kilometers, just can look at the surrounding scenery. ” 从两千米增加到两千五百米,刚好可以看一看周围的风景。” Finally these words are taking pleasure in others'misfortunes purely, one group of people fear are affected, asked favor to them hastily, exploited one's connections to flatter, tries to escape this tribulation. 最后这句话纯粹是在幸灾乐祸,一帮人怕受到波及,连忙向他们俩求情,拉关系讨好,试图逃过这一劫。 Quick, Yu Jae-seok arrives in front of Han Xuan the racket his shoulder, said: „That you, you accompanied us to jump.” 很快,刘在石走到韩宣面前拍拍他肩膀,笑着说:“那就你了,你来陪我们跳吧。” The Han Xuan expression is shocked, has probably not listened clearly general, dumbfounded...... 韩宣表情愣住,像是没听清楚一般,傻眼了……
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