MOTGAR :: Volume #16

#1590: Sprouting the tiger is also the tiger

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Obama is in now in the puberty that the opposite sex is interested, Han Xuan successfully uses a female Bengal tiger ** as price, this hunger and thirst „little fellow” directed, at this time its in the head only had the tigress, even if were really drawn the sled still to refuse to balk by the pit.( Biqiwu Pinyin) 奥巴玛如今正处于对异性感兴趣的青春期,韩宣成功用一头雌性孟加拉虎的**作为代价,把这头饥渴的“小家伙”引了过来,这时候它脑袋里只有母老虎,就算真被坑去拉雪橇也在所不惜。(biqiwu的拼音) What is small is mental, is not a body, its meals from passable to big, the stature is slightly bigger than the ordinary Bengal tiger, contains the tail length of body to exceed three meters three, the body weight is close to 310 kilograms, is thick except for the skin coarse meat, outside strength powerful Wigny, liger beast little white and black leopard do not dare to provoke it. 小的是心智,并不是身体,它的伙食从小好到大,身材比普通孟加拉虎稍大一些,包含尾巴在内的体长超过三米三,体重接近三百一十公斤,除了皮糙肉厚、力量强悍的维尼以外,连狮虎兽小白和黑豹都不敢挑衅它。 In the middle of all pets of Han Xuan raising, the eldest child without doubt is...... Fatty! 在韩宣饲养的所有宠物当中,老大无疑是......胖丁！ The battle efficiency unusual dregs of this inexpensive cat, wants to win donkey McDull to be difficult, but it is not concerned about face, usually who dares to bully it, looks for Han Xuan to be unruly to create a disturbance, making the master act to uphold „justice”. 这只贱猫的战斗力非常渣,想打赢小驴麦兜都难,但是它不要脸啊,平时谁敢欺负它,就去找韩宣撒泼打闹,让主人出面主持“公道”。 The justice in Fatty cognition, yes: Oneself can provoke to provoke other animal, but the opposite party cannot do to oneself. 胖丁认知中的公道,就是:自己能撩拨挑衅别的动物,但是对方绝不能对自己干嘛。 If were bullied by the raccoon, asks Kodiak Island brown bear Wigny to help, but was bullied by Wigny looks for the master, if it lived in the Warring States age of fight for power, believes that can be absolutely is skilled in the union vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered, endured Qin and stretch/open Yi and other political opportunists of the experts. 假如被浣熊欺负了,找科迪亚克岛棕熊维尼帮忙,而被维尼欺负就找主人,如果它生在群雄逐鹿的战国年代,相信绝对会是精通联合纵横,堪比苏秦、张仪等纵横家的高手。 Called Obama side, Han Xuan bends down, pasted said anything by its ear low voice, the bartender saw that this was only smiles secretly, does not believe that the tiger can understand the human language. 将奥巴玛叫到身边,韩宣俯下身子,贴在它耳朵旁小声说了些什么,调酒师见到这幕后只是笑了笑,根本不相信老虎能听懂人类语言。 But in place that he cannot see, Obama this moment complexion was very splendid, cannot bear look at the master, a little does not believe. 而在他看不到的地方,奥巴玛此刻脸色很精彩,忍不住看了看主人,有点不相信。 The Han Xuan earnest nod, patted its head, is straight the body to build the arm on the bar , to continue to drink to chat. 韩宣认真点头,拍了拍它的脑袋,直起身子将胳膊搭在吧台上,继续喝酒聊天。 This variation becomes the blue black Bengal tiger, stretches out the tongue to lick the lip, steps the step to leave...... 这头变异成蓝黑色的孟加拉虎,伸出舌头舔舔自己嘴唇,迈着步子离开...... Woman who tonight holds this party, is the mother in the past in Harvard University studied the period roommate, the name is Liz. 今晚举办这场派对的女人,是老妈当年在哈佛大学读书期间的舍友,名字叫做格莉丝。 The dormitory that the United States university students live, unlike going to bed that under the Huaxia many people gather the table, mostly like the apartment of small area, 2-3 lives in one personally. 美国大学学生们居住的宿舍,跟华夏多人合住的上床下桌不同,大多就像小面积的公寓,2-3个人居住在一间。 Regarding leaves the hometown the university student who goes out to study, the school dormitory may be over the next four years or another family/home in a long time, but the comfortable dormitory environment, to creating the good learn/study atmosphere will be important. 对于很多离开家乡外出求学的大学生来说,学校宿舍可能就是未来四年或更长时间内的另一个家,而舒适的宿舍环境,对营造良好学习氛围至关重要。 The Harvard University high-quality dormitory wins great reputation, year to year placed over 95% keeping after school lodging rates, has made this school all previous principals feel the proud achievement. 哈佛大学高质量宿舍名声在外,常年保持在百分之九十五以上的留校住宿率,一直是让这所学校历届校长们感到骄傲的成就。 The mother also lived in the school in the past, Liz is her only roommate, two people were living together for four years, looked the appearance that their chat time laughs happily, can know that friendship is still maintaining, came Snow Mountain Ranch to look for the mother, Han Xuan had seen her in childhood. 老妈当年也住在学校里,格莉丝是她唯一的舍友,两人在一起住了四年,看她们聊天时候开心大笑的模样,就能知道那份友谊依然保持着,曾经来雪山牧场找过老妈,韩宣小时候见过她。 Raised the topic about dormitory, since the snowy mountain university in Huaxia Chongming has set up, the other side of the ocean is too luxurious about its dormitory, said that the baseless rumor of difficult exercise function to the students, has not stopped in the society. 提到关于宿舍的话题,自从位于华夏崇明岛的雪山大学开办以来,大洋彼岸关于它的宿舍太豪华,说对学生们起不到艰苦锻炼作用的风言风语,就没在社会上停止过。 A few years ago, Han Xuan went to the snowy mountain university to visit the dormitory, three people or four people, had the public living rooms and complete set electric appliances, to take a bath independently, the facility was truly good, when he understood that from the master spigot these groundlessly accused the time, was especially speechless, who said that went to college certainly unable to live in the dormitory? 前些年,韩宣去雪山大学参观了宿舍,三人或四人一间、有公共客厅、全套电器、独立洗浴间,设施确实挺不错,当他从老爷子口中了解到这些无端指责时候,格外无语,谁说上大学就一定不能住好宿舍？ Cambridge, Oxford, Harvard, Stanford, Yale And other dormitory environment of Well-known University are so good, has not seen the student who graduates from these schools to be disappointing, works not to go all out compared with anyone. 剑桥、牛津、哈佛、斯坦福、耶鲁等知名大学的宿舍环境那么好,也没见从这些学校毕业的学生差劲,工作起来还不是比谁都卖力。 Obviously „difficult environment” and „talent” between these two, cannot equate, the good lodging environment is the normal life demand, needs to foster the students bearing hardships and standing hard work spirit, should seek a more reasonable way, for example fulfills certain social duties, to increase the after school work exercise opportunity. 可见“环境艰苦”和“出人才”这两者之间,并不能画上等号,好的住宿环境属于正常生活需求,需要培养学生们吃苦耐劳精神,应该寻找更加合理的方式,比如承担一定社会义务、增加课余工作锻炼机会等。 Until more than ten years later, many summer weather burning hot areas, in the school dormitory still have not installed the air conditioning or the electric fan, even forces to cut power after some night time, causing the student only to drive the small fan with the charge treasure, the capacity of charge treasure small was not good, night will not have the wind to be awaked hotly...... 直到十多年后,许多夏季天气炎热的地区,学校宿舍里依然没有安装空调或者电扇,甚至在夜晚某个时间段以后强制停电,导致学生只能用充电宝带动小风扇,充电宝的容量小了可不行,夜里没风会被热醒...... „ South central scholar heat-resisting, electric fan, sour plum drink. In the classroom building, nowhere words are miserable. Even if the calm hot weather is difficult to fall, independent-study hall, sauna. “中南学子耐热强,电风扇,酸梅汤。教学楼里,无处话凄凉。纵使心静暑难降,自习室,桑拿房。 The tossing and turning dream is difficult to be fragrant, the perspiration moistens the clothes, the bedboard burns. Looks at each other speechless, only has the tears thousand lines. This year must shout loudly, installs the air conditioning, Principal Li! ” 辗转反侧梦难香,汗沾裳,床板烫。相顾无言,唯有泪千行。今年仍要大声喊,装空调,李校长！” This «Jiangcheng- the Attire Space» fire spreads across the country, was reorganized the different versions by many schools, sees the aspiration of students sufficiently. 这首《江城子-装空间》火遍大江南北,被多个学校改编成不同版本,足以看出学生们的心声。 In the summer time, without seeing in which teacher office, does not install the electric fan or the air conditioning, according to the truth is a teacher by worthy example, should set an example is right, after working, didn't need the bearing hardships and standing hard work spirit? The truth did not say like this. 夏天时候,也没见哪位老师办公室里,不安装电风扇或者空调,按道理来说为人师表,应该以身作则才对嘛,难道工作以后就不需要吃苦耐劳精神了？道理不是这样说的。 The Han Xuan previous generation goes to school, by enough the pain of hot days, even had discussed with the roommate they ties up the principal and teacher, feels 32 degrees Celsius, does not have the night of electric fan and air conditioning, the request installs the air conditioning jointly, but heard the principal saying that afterward „opens the window to have natural wind”, the air/Qi smiled. 韩宣前世上学,受够了热天的苦,甚至跟舍友商量过把校长、老师他们绑来,也感受一下32摄氏度,却没有电风扇和空调的夜晚,联名要求装空调,但后来听见校长说“打开窗户会有自然风”,都气笑起来了。 Except that truly does not have these schools of money installment air conditioning, other can only say that certain person lie down in the comfortable environment whistling rests greatly, has not actually considered the feeling of student, standing and remaining aloof from the thing of no immediate concern to oneself. 除了真正没钱安装空调的那些学校,其他的只能说某些人自己躺在舒服环境里呼呼大睡,却没有考虑过学生的感受,事不关己高高挂起。 Must remember, the main purpose in school is to study, students who the society can master the skill finally, on well about „bearing hardships and standing hard work” vivid curriculum. 要记得,在学校里的主要目的是学习,社会最终会给掌握技能的学生们,好好上一堂关于“吃苦耐劳”的生动课程。 If the environment is good, can make the students degenerate, that is mainly primarily recruiting the black person student, was evaluated „United States worst university dormitory” by Princeton University Hampton University, has killed Harvard to mount United States smoothly first. 如果居住环境好,就能让学生们堕落,那主要以招收黑人学生为主,被普林斯顿大学评为“美国最差大学宿舍”的汉普顿大学,早就顺利干掉哈佛登上美国第一了。 Do the school days are young and impetuous, do not dare to strive to be better to live for oneself, but also after counting on enter the society, suddenly awaken, then start to pursue? 学生时代年轻气盛,都不敢为自己争取更好生活,还指望进入社会后突然醒悟,然后才开始追求吗？ The dozens students of snowy mountain university, even dares to sit in meditation in the newspaper office entrance, holds up the display board to protest that it publishes the negative report about dormitory. 雪山大学的几十位学生们,甚至敢静坐在报社门口,举牌抗议它刊登关于宿舍的负面新闻。 This university very alternative, has the vitality very much, the passed away that old person, has visited in 1996 personally, just before leaving stays behind „dares to rush dares to spell, fearless” eight characters...... 这所大学很另类,也很有朝气,已经过世的那位老人,在1996年亲自去参观过,临走留下“敢闯敢拼,无所畏惧”八个字…… ****************************************** ****************************************** Bergues their table of people are drinking, presenting is his packs of scoundrels, the topic of discussion still revolves on the Han Xuan mother, actually this fellow already past years when Harvard University studies the matter of forgets after the brain, today sees her accidentally/surprisingly again, had the crooked thoughts. 贝尔格他们那一桌人正在喝酒,在座都是他的狐朋狗友们,谈论的话题依然围绕在韩宣老妈身上,其实这家伙早就把当年在哈佛大学读书期间发生的事情忘在脑后,今天意外再次见到她,才动起了歪心思。 In this world has a person, always likes looking at too importantly oneself, felt Han Xuan mother more than ten years ago has had the favorable impression to oneself, currently definitely still has, but has not expressed, needs to select the time to relate again. 这个世界上就是有一种人,总喜欢把自己看得太重要,觉得韩宣老妈十多年前对自己有过好感,现在肯定依然有,只不过没表示出来,需要点时间再次联系。 Bergues has not married to the present, in the family/home a little change, is the Sydney renowned young master, is rich and graceful, has contacted the beautiful woman are too many, rarely will let slip, the confidence comes. 贝尔格到现在没结婚,家里有点小钱,属于悉尼著名的公子,有钱又帅,接触过的美女太多,很少会失手,信心就是这么来的。 In fact does not urinate according to the photo, where regardless of selected him unable to attract her, the story of young time, had been drown to death in the time, let alone pure was only the little favorable impression, among two people are not related. 实际上也不撒泡尿照照,无论哪点他都吸引不了她,年轻时候发生的小故事,早就被淹死在时光里了,何况单纯只是一点点好感而已,两人之间没关系。 Han Xuan mother Guo Feng, the person attractively, is managing total assets over a thousand hundred million US dollars family charitable foundations, although is only an empty duty, however her several billions US dollars net worth, is actually , the sentiment and family are also happy, live in the social top class, now completely belongs to two world with Bergues. 韩宣老妈郭枫,人长得漂亮,又管理着总资产上千亿美元的家族慈善基金,虽然只是个虚职,然而她那数十亿美元身家,却是实打实的,感情和家庭也美满幸福,生活在社会顶级阶层,现在跟贝尔格完全属于两个世界。 His full Naozi is thinking, how then should the repertoire, suddenly side the discovery be many tiger head, the vision is gloomy, frightened hastily shoves open with the hand, after lying down, trampled a foot subconsciously. 他正满脑子想着,接下来该怎么套路,突然发现身边多出个老虎脑袋,目光阴森森的,吓得连忙用手推开,躺倒后下意识踹了一脚。 The masters were taught this fellow by oneself, Obama originally not earnestly, but prepares to play tricks on, was kicked the head by him, at this moment is a little ignorant and also has the ignition be big, was planning that with howling expression anger, the sound has not sent out, unexpectedly was trampled a foot! 主人让自己教训这家伙,奥巴玛原本没认真,只是准备戏弄一番,被他踢到脑袋,此刻有点懵、也有点火大,正打算用吼叫表达怒火,声音还没发出,居然又被踹一脚！ Hears him to shout was rolled by oneself, this makes Obama anger soar! Air/Qi explodes simply quickly! 听见他大喊着让自己滚,这让奥巴玛怒火直线上升！气的简直快爆炸！ Long such big was hit for the first time, wields the leg that the claw pats him to extend again, the pants is cut by the sharp claws, on Bergues's calf, is bruised and lacerated immediately, pain to yelling! 长这么大第一次被打,挥爪拍开他再次伸来的腿,裤子被利爪划破,贝尔格的小腿上,顿时皮开肉绽,痛到大叫！ People look surprisedly, sees only this strong blue black tiger, in the eye full is the anger, the thigh catches up to throw the sofa, him according to under body! 人们纷纷惊讶看过来,只见这头强壮的蓝黑色老虎,眼睛里满是怒火,腿部发力扑上沙发,将他按在身下！ ...... ……
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