MOTGAR :: Volume #2

#135: Funny auctioneer


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Has the automobile of sell intention to register, is putting common marking by them, person who must have knowing the business, can look. 有出售意向的汽车都登记过,在它们旁边放着不起眼的标识,要有懂行的人,一眼就能看出来。 The Pebble Beach auto show old and worn-out vehicle auction decides in 2 : 00 pm conducts on time, today acts the extravagant rich and powerful people, this group of person businesses were busy, said when will not permit to leave. 圆石滩车展老爷车拍卖会定在下午 2 点准时进行,今天出手阔绰的富豪们都在,这帮人业务繁忙,说不准什么时候会离开。 Although 7% auctions of organizer extraction pull out, be only extremely few part can fall to own pocket , who makes people like looking at the sky-high price expensive car, will have the competition to be intense. 虽然主办方抽取的百分之七拍卖抽成,只有极少一部分会落到自己口袋里,但谁让人们都爱看天价豪车呢,互相之间有竞争才会激烈。 Heinrich helps them explain earnestly, occasionally the vision shoots a look at to the boy grandfather and grandfather, has a hope slightly, both old people discover this, has the tacit understanding not to point out. 海因里希认真帮他们讲解,偶尔目光瞥向男孩爷爷和外公,略微带着点期盼,两位老人都发现这点,有默契没有点明。 Han Xuan in drank. the watermelon juice, now absorbs was similar, was glancing right and left to seek for the restroom cup 韩宣在来的时候喝了杯西瓜汁,现在吸收的差不多了,正左顾右盼寻找厕所。 The surroundings, his is too one by one short, stands on tiptoes to start unable to see, remembers that Lopez helped the person ask the restroom position a moment ago, therefore slows down the footsteps quietly, waits for several bodyguards with coming up. 周围人挤人,他个子太矮,踮起脚也看不见,记得刚才洛佩兹帮人问过厕所位置,于是悄悄放慢脚步,等几个保镖跟上来。 Inquired after general direction, Han Xuan rushes slightly to run to leave, urinates like the landslide, more suppresses is more anxious. 询问到大概方向后,韩宣赶忙小跑离开,尿来如山崩,越憋越急。 Guo Muzhou then has a look at the grandchild back, asked to Lopez. 郭穆州回头看看外孙背影,对洛佩兹问道。 What's wrong?” “怎么了?” ...... …… In front of the rare race car was filled with the person, must circle a great-circle to pass. 稀有跑车面前挤满了人,要绕一大圈才能通过。 The Han Xuan light is busy looking at the road of under foot, the accident/surprise hit others incautiously. 韩宣光忙着看脚下的路,一不小心意外撞到了别人。 Looks up to the restroom more than ten meters away , lowers the head to have a look at front female student, immediately with astonishment opens the mouth, casts aside rapidly excessively. 抬头望向十几米外的厕所,又低头看看面前女生,顿时惊愕张开嘴巴,迅速撇过头。 The however over ten -year-old female students wear the skirt, throws down on the ground, the dew point, she had not discovered slightly, the willow-leaf eyebrows wrinkle in the same place, seems very painful. 不过十多岁的女生穿着裙子,摔倒在地上,微微有一丝露点,她还没发现,柳叶眉皱在一起,似乎挺痛。 Passed the little while to remember the chief criminal, she held breath a cold air/Qi, the hand supported the ground to call out: Hey! Boys!” 过了会儿想起罪魁祸首,她倒吸了口冷气,手撑住地面叫道:“喂!男孩!” Han Xuan turns head to look, transfers rapidly, the eye looks to the sky, put out a hand to refer. That female student following his hand . 韩宣扭头看过来,又迅速转过去,眼睛望向天空,伸手指了指。那位女生顺着他的手.. „!” “啊!” The instantaneous closing up leg, draws the skirt downward, turns head to take a look has not discovered others, felt relieved when shames stares angry to Han Xuan. 瞬间合拢腿,往下拉裙子,扭头瞧瞧没发现别人,放心之余羞恼瞪向韩宣 Sees lovable appearance that boy discourteous do not regard. The don't fame disappeared much, struggling stands, the foot just bumped into the ground , the sound, it seems like sprains the foot. 见男孩这幅非礼勿视的可爱模样。莫名气消了不少,挣扎站起来,脚刚碰到地面,又啊了声,看来是扭伤脚了。 The Han Xuan split vision found that she has done well. Transfers is then sorry saying: Sorry.” 韩宣余光发现她已经弄好。转回头抱歉道:“对不起。” Please wait for my, I come back immediately!” “请等我一下,我马上就回来!” Han Xuan had a scare a moment ago, now suddenly recalls to have the important matter to first solve, opened the mouth hastily. 刚才韩宣被吓了一跳,现在突然记起有重要的事情要先解决,连忙开口。 Quickly runs to the restroom, when he comes back the time, that female student has left. 急急忙忙跑向厕所,等他回来时候,那位女生已经离开了。 Scratching the paper goods of hand throws into the trash can, had not seen everywhere, was thinking should be all right, returns to the grandfather along the old route their. 把擦手的纸巾扔进垃圾桶,四处没见到,心想着应该没事,沿原路回到爷爷他们那。 Two elderly men have Madame Cecilia, is not big to the interest of automobile. This time comes to consider children's wish purely. 两位老人家还有塞西莉亚夫人,对汽车的兴趣不算大。这次过来纯粹是为了照顾孩子们的意愿。 Looked around the half of the day, waited to attend the small-scale banquet that the organizer held at noon, sat together chatted the little while, the time of auction almost must arrive. 四处看了半天,等中午参加完主办方举行的小型宴会,坐在一起闲谈了会儿,拍卖的时间差不多就要到了。 Before the conference site places a gate of villa, the staff are slanting to suspend several rows the automobile, the surroundings use the yellow cloth strip to separate the crowd, without arranged seat. 会场放在一栋别墅的门前,工作人员正把汽车斜着摆成几排,周围用黄布条隔开人群,没有安排坐位。 Two gentlemen wear the suit, inspects sketchily, gives Han Xuan the invitation with the numberplate that the auction uses. 两位男士穿着西装,粗略检查完,将邀请函跟拍卖会用到的号码牌递给韩宣 The Han Xuan nod said thanking, just prepared to go. Discovered that Jeremiah also in inside, carries the champagne to talk with several people, thought that also is really enemies often cross each other's path. 韩宣点头说了谢谢,刚准备进去。发现老杰里迈亚也在里面,端着香槟跟几个人交谈,心想还真是冤家路窄。 Fears the grandfather to be angry, draws him to move toward another side. Old Man Han pretends not to see that despicable fellow, obeys the grandson to arrange, whatever he drags to walk. 怕爷爷生气,拉着他走向另一边。韩老爷子装做没看见那个卑鄙的家伙,听从孙子安排,任凭他拖着自己走。 Runs into many people all the way, winds ripe to the old gentleman greets, California is so big, in narrow and small top rich and powerful people circle. Frequently will bump into mutually, the time grew also knew. 一路上遇到不少人,熟络向老爷子打招呼,加州就那么大,在狭小的顶级富豪圈子里。经常会互相碰到,时间长了也就认识了。 Stands in the conference site edge, the Han Xuan finger feels the numberplate titter, the grandfather can take, explained that has the idea of buying the car(riage), the mouth with Anya told that went to the matter of restroom a moment ago, the eye glaring sizes up front automobile, in the 40's the antique slightly crosses directly, selects about oneself intention these specially takes down silently. 站在会场边缘,韩宣手指摸着号码牌偷笑,爷爷能够去拿,说明是有买车的想法,嘴里跟安雅讲述刚才去厕所发生的事情,眼睛贼溜溜打量面前汽车,四十年代之前的老古董直接略过,专挑合自己心意那些默默记下。 This auction has 33 car(riage)s, perhaps now places in front these is hard to touch to the average person, is the limited edition expensive car, but they save the world quantity to be very many, spends to look carefully, can definitely buy, for example morning that Ford GT40 prototype car(riage). 这次拍卖的有三十三辆车,现在摆放在面前的那些对普通人也许难以触及,算是限量版豪车,不过它们存世数量挺多,花钱仔细找,肯定能够买到,比如早上那辆福特GT40原型车。 Finds not far away to the old men who the grandfather spoke, the appearance was careless, in Han Xuan heart bright, knows that these car(riage)s could not have entered their eyes, should have the good thing of next to last act, did not understand to look at the expert, with making a move absolutely right...... 瞧见不远处跟爷爷说话的老头们,模样漫不经心,韩宣心中敞亮,知道这些车还入不了他们眼睛,应该有压轴的好东西,不懂看行家,跟着出手绝对没错…… Ladies! Gentlemen! Welcome ginseng/partake, attended the 44 th boulder and shitan auto show!” “女士们!先生们!欢迎参、参加第四十四届圆石、石滩车展!” The people have not come out, the sound takes the lead to penetrate the microphone to resound through all around, the voice is unclear, but also some lispers, people stop chatting, roars with laughter. 人还没出来,声音率先透过话筒响彻四周,语音含糊不清,还有些大舌头,人们停止聊天,哄堂大笑。 Heinrich is suppressing the happy expression, turns the head to explain: This year the master of ceremonies by a vice-president of Rolex, Mr. holds the post, he does not have the stutter time to do the auctioneer in Switzerland, personal donated a sum of money, wants host auction.” 海因里希憋着笑意,转头解释道:“今年司仪由劳力士公司的一位副总,库契宾先生担任,他没结巴时候在瑞士干过拍卖师,私人捐赠了一笔钱,想要主持这届拍卖。” The boy grandfather talked about with interest: These automobile owners also really dare......” 男孩外公乐道:“那些汽车主人还真敢……” In fact they have met with Mr. in secret.” Heinrich connection said: I do not know how he convinced these vehicle owner people, but the organizer complied.” “事实上他们已经私下里跟库契宾先生见过面。”海因里希接口道:“我不知道他是怎么说服那些车主人的,不过主办方答应了。” At this time a 30-40 years old middle-aged person, arrived at the lawn center, sat on the front cover of side Porsche, waves facing the people who laughing have not stopped. 这时一位三四十岁的中年人,来到草地中央,一屁股坐在旁边保时捷的前盖上,面对大笑未停的众人挥挥手。 Not only not awkward, the expression was proud , to continue: I am , today the auction is chaired by me.” 不仅没尴尬,表情还非常自豪,继续说着:“我是库、库契宾,今天拍卖会由我主持。” Good! Mr.!” Outside the yellow line, a tourist called out loudly, said that covers the belly to squat, he has smiled unable to stand. “好的!库库契宾先生!”黄线外,一位游客高声叫道,说完捂着肚子蹲下去,他已经笑得站不起来了。 „It is not! Is !” “不是!是库契、契宾!” This saying says, oneself were happy, rubs the nose: Was casual you to be good, quickly opened and starts, I must fall the microphone to leave!” 这话说出口,自己都乐了,库契宾揉揉鼻子:“随便你们好了,赶快开、开始吧,我要摔话筒走人了!” The tone is quite helpless, Madame Cecilia cracks a joke saying: If Oscar makes him manage, I will certainly look.” 语气相当无奈,塞西莉亚夫人开玩笑道:“要是奥斯卡让他主持,我一定会去看的。” The auction is still continuing. 拍卖还在继续。 First! Rambo, Bocchini, starting bid price 80,000 US dollars.” “第一辆!兰博、博基尼,起拍价8万美元。” Hey! Mr., what sign is blue Bocchini? Switzerland new?” Had to call out with the young people who the elder came loudly, annoyed one to laugh. “嘿!库库契宾先生,蓝博博基尼是什么牌子?瑞士新出的吗?”有位跟长辈过来的年轻人高声叫道,惹来一阵哈哈大笑。 On and on, God, I really should not meet this living!” Pats the forehead saying that the disheartened appearance made people smile happily. “上、上、上帝啊,我真不该接这个活!”库契宾拍着脑门说道,丧气模样让人们笑得更开心了。 Really is a funny fellow......” the Anya eye smiles to narrow the seam. “真是个搞笑的家伙……”安雅眼睛笑眯成缝。 Under the relaxed atmosphere, automobile sell. 在轻松氛围下,汽车一辆辆卖出去。 The robbed foreigner are many, but Han Xuan has been staring at that group of people, have not acted by the present, but the symbol lifts the sign occasionally, the midway will then stop. 抢夺的外国人很多,而韩宣一直盯着的那群人,到现在还没出手,只是偶尔象征性举下牌子,中途便会停下。 After some people pat to Maybach, shows off that car(riage) loudly is his own, Han Xuan hears to shake the head the forced smile, thought that the world of rich man no one can understand. 有人拍到迈巴赫之后,大声炫耀那车本来就是他自己的,韩宣听闻摇头苦笑,心想有钱人的世界谁也看不懂。 Until 68 years of version Ferrari 911 TR appears, the auction reaches a high tide, then starts to auction Shelby wild horse GT350 prototype car(riage) of Ford, the representative works of United States muscle car(riage), the person who makes a move to compete for are many. 直到一辆68年版法拉利911TR出现,拍卖会进入一个小高潮,接着便开始拍卖福特公司的谢尔比野马GT350原型车,美国肌肉车的代表作,出手争夺的人非常多。 That group of old men are still aloof, Han Xuan also thinks oneself guessed mistakenly, idea that they have not acted, but later had red Ferrari to open slowly, that several old man's footsteps moved . 那帮老头依然无动于衷,韩宣还以为自己猜错了,他们并没有出手的想法,而随后有辆红色法拉利缓缓开过来,那几个老头的脚步挪动了.. This was 1964 annual production Ferrari 275 GTB / C, in the world only had three.” “这是1964年产的法拉利275GTB/C,世界上仅有三台。” Said that gawked, is happy: Look! My excited did not tie, stutter, damn!, And came. Walks to stroke the vehicle door, is opening the mouth: „ I do not dare and to dare make an effort to stroke it, believes that as we all know, its too Jane|treasure, precious! Starting bid price 300,000......” 库契宾说完愣了下,高兴道:“瞧!我激动的都不结、结巴了,该死的!又、又来了。走过去手抚摸着车门,库契宾开口:“我不敢、敢用力抚摸它,相信大家都知道,它太珍、珍贵了!起拍价30万……” Has not introduced, has the man of Russian accent quickly to shout: 1 million!” 还没介绍完,有个俄罗斯口音的男人急忙喊道:“一百万!” Mister, here and does not receive the rupee.” Originally is the words of taunt person, actually stirs up people to cover the stomach to laugh to his mouth, naturally, this is also hostile with cold war both countries. “先生,我们这里不、不收卢比。”本来是句嘲讽人的话,到他嘴里却惹得人们捂肚大笑,当然,这也和冷战时期两国敌对有关。 I pay 1.05 million US dollars!” “我出一百零五万美元!” Having the Japanese study was clever, two characters bites US dollar special is heavy. 有个日本人学乖了,把“美元”两个字咬的特别重。 Some next second of people left to 1.3 million US dollars, Han Xuan saw that side the grandfather, the old gentleman nodded slightly, silent permission. 下一秒就有人出到130万美元,韩宣看了看爷爷那边,老爷子轻微点头,无声许可。 1.6 million!” Han Xuan is lifting the sign, the unique voice causes many people to look. “一百六十万!”韩宣举着牌子,独特嗓音引得众多人看过来。 Behind them, Lopez waist telephone rang at this time, originally plan with boss, but sees him to be busy, moves toward an edge joint to get up alone......( ~ ~) 在他们背后,洛佩兹腰间电话在这时响了起来,本打算拿给老板,不过见他正忙,独自走向一边接起……(~~)
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