MOTGAR :: Volume #13

#1214: God came is also insane


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Walks in the corridor, like passing through the space and time years, arrives at beginning century old Shanghai stock market. 行走在长廊里,如同穿越时空岁月,来到世纪初的老沪市。 The geographical position is located in Bund Huangpu River arc waterfront the bottom, the Feng Shui Master once was regarded as a treasure vase this arc curve, the entrance Huangpu River incessant comes to here the wealth belt/bring. 地理位置恰好位于外滩黄浦江弧形岸线的底端,风水师曾把这条弧形曲线看作是一个聚宝盆,门口的黄浦江滔滔不绝将财富带到这里来。 Constructs this building time, the people of HSBC also asked the Feng Shui Master to look specially, it is said buried many overseas gold coins under the ground, now still deeply buries under the place. 建造这栋建筑时候,汇丰银行的人还专门请风水师看过,据说在地基下面埋了许多国外的金币,现在依然深埋在地底下。 In the past the Shanghai stock market fierce and ambitiouses and celebrities tycoons these chaotic ages, also passed through the same path with Han Xuan, in dozens years ago, here foreign settlement, the land near Bund was wrested away by the foreigner, is setting up Chinese and dog can not enter the shame product label, with the time circulation, nowadays has actually become the well-known landmark community of Shanghai stock market. 当年那些混乱年代的沪市枭雄、名流大亨们,也跟韩宣走过同一条道路,就在几十年前,这里还是租界,外滩附近的土地被外国人霸占,树立着“华人与狗不得入内”的耻辱标牌,随着时光流转,现今却已成为沪市的知名地标建筑群落。 Although this building is called the snowy mountain investment, but Han Xuan private family office interstellar investment and animal protection charity foundation, even Lianchuan real estate company, New York Times and Bloomberg, establishes the office in this inside. 虽说这座大楼叫做雪山投资,但韩宣私有的家族办公室星际投资、动物保护慈善基金会,甚至连川普的地产公司、纽约时报和彭博新闻社,也都在这里面设有办事处。 The enterprise that except that he controls stock, other companies need to pay certain rent every year, is not uses to them in vain. 除了他控股的企业,其他公司每年需要缴纳一定租金,不是白白给他们用。 Bund No. 12 area more than 9000 square meters, the floor space more than 20,000 square meters, a total of five buildings, the ordinary time are holding almost about 900 staff. 外滩十二号占地面积九千多平方米,建筑面积两万多平方米,总共五层楼,平常时候容纳着差不多九百位左右的员工。 Is over half in the Chinese of Huaxia employment, they are the elite character of this age, has studied abroad. 超过一半都是在华夏雇佣的华人,他们算是这个年代的精英人物,很多都留过学。 Proficiently has a good command of the English or other foreign languages, is most Chinese employees' necessary requests. 熟练掌握英语或其他外语,是大多数华人雇员的必备要求。 Starbucks, the Hans automobile group and Hope technology group, snowy mountain real estate wait/etc Han Xuan the enterprises, distribute in dividing the good region, each company has a responsible here work. 星巴克、Hans汽车集团、Hope科技集团、雪山地产等等韩宣的企业,分布在划分好的区域内,每家公司都有一位主管在这里办公。 The underground altogether -and-a-half spaces, want server storage warehouse who it transforms the Hope science and technology, but nearby parking space is not easy to look, needs to keep them is changing to the underground parking garage, feeds specially the company internal staff to use. 地下总共有一层半的空间,本想将它改造成Hope科技的服务器储存库,可附近的停车位不好找,需要将它们留着改成地下停车场,专供公司内部员工使用。 That side Lujiazui of Whampoa river opposite shore, the newly-built building 2-3 years must be operational, therefore some servers of company again, at present temporarily are deposited in a warehouse in Baoshan District...... 黄埔江对岸的陆家嘴那边,新建的大楼再有2-3年就要投入使用,因此公司的一部分服务器,目前暂时被存放在宝山区的一栋仓库里…… The snowy mountain invests responsible Mr. Mark Gloon Kaosiji, is the corporation in the Huaxia highest policymaker, by the Anthony CEO direct commission and jurisdiction, the district manager like him, besides Africa and Antarctica, several other continents has now. 雪山投资主管马克-格隆考斯基先生,是总公司在华夏的最高决策人,由安东尼CEO直接任命和管辖,像他这样的大区主管,如今除了非洲、南极洲以外,其他几大洲都有。 Arrives at Mr. Gloon Kaosiji the office entrance, discovered that the gate has not closed, Han Xuan had interviewed last year personally this senior vice-president who changes job from Hewlett-Packard, two people have seen several times in the United States time. 来到格隆考斯基先生办公室门口,发现门没关,韩宣去年亲自面试过这位从惠普公司跳槽出来的高级副总裁,两人在美国时候见过几次。 After he goes, says at will: Soon got off work, at noon has had free time, nearby went to eat meal together?” 他进去后,随意开口说道:“快要下班了吧,中午有没有空,一起去附近吃顿饭?” Gloon Kaosiji is reading the report earnestly, was just adjusted Huaxia one month, because of not the familiar reason, works overtime frequently late at night, the whole person looks very thin and pale. 格隆考斯基正埋头看报告,刚被调来华夏一个多月,因为不熟悉的缘故,经常加班到深夜,整个人看起来很憔悴。 After he raised the head to see Han Xuan pleasantly surprised, inquired: „ Young boss, when did you come Huaxia? 他抬头见到韩宣后惊喜不已,询问说:“小老板,你什么时候来华夏了? Couple of days ago also heard to cross you in the news of Hong Kong, side had the family/home Italy restaurant, food was delicious, I helped you subscribe the position. ” 前两天还听人说起过你在香江的消息,旁边有家意大利餐厅,食物非常美味,我去帮你订位置。” Said that then picks up the phone, making own assistant arrange. 说完便拿起电话,让自己助理去安排。 When he finishes, Han Xuan sits on the sofa, raised the head to have a look at these last year municipal governments to confer the medal and certificate of company, turned head to ask that Mr. Gloon Kaosiji said: „After arriving at Huaxia how, business does come across the issue?” 等他忙完,韩宣坐在沙发上,抬头看看那些去年市政府颁给自己公司的奖牌和证书,扭头问格隆考斯基先生说:“来到华夏之后怎么样,生意方面遇到问题没?” Very oh no. “很糟糕。 Has with Europe and Americas greatly is very different, particularly in government, the procedure was too troublesome sometimes . Moreover the local merchant has not liked observing the time with the contract. 和欧洲、美洲有很大不同,尤其是在政府方面,某些时候手续太麻烦了,而且当地商人还不喜欢遵守时间跟合同。 With the paper glass of Starbucks, after we had custom-made 300,000, knows that manufacturer to our offer, is higher than 70% compared with another. 就拿星巴克的纸杯来说,我们定制了三十万个之后,才知道厂商给我们的报价,比另外一家高出百分之七十。 When I refuse to work with them again, the person in that factory walks , the offer of later giving, only then before about 35% of price, completely no integrity. 当我拒绝再跟他们合作,那家工厂的人又找上门,之后给出的报价,只有之前价格的百分之三十五左右,完全没有一点诚信。 What these clerks most have a headache is eats meal, where discussed that the business eats meal, moreover likes the red wine, when the water drinks, one is one cup. 那些业务员们最头疼的是吃饭,去哪谈生意都吃饭,而且喜欢把红酒当水喝,一口就是一杯。 Since this year, more than ten people have therefore gone to the hospital, after my assistant has been drunk four times, resigning is not dry. ” 今年以来,已经有十几个人因此去过医院,我的一位助理醉过四次后,辞职不干了。” Mr. Gloon Kaosiji complained that: „ How before I have looked about in the books that Huaxia does business, afterward discovered cannot use, here, some can change. 格隆考斯基先生抱怨说着:“之前我看过关于如何在华夏做生意的书籍,后来发现根本用不上,在这里,一些都是可以改变的。 The advantage is the consumer are probably many, are many, we previously estimated that the Qilin automobile can sell 100,000 this year, but the first quarter sales volume, has surpassed this digit. 好处大概就是消费者多,非常非常多,我们先前预计麒麟汽车今年能够卖出十万台,但第一个季度的销量,就已经超过这个数字。 I at the business experience that Hewlett-Packard learns, cannot use in Huaxia, I have thought the population multi- markets will be big, but arrives at Huaxia now truly, has not calculated the clear concept at present. 我在惠普公司学到的商业经验,在华夏根本用不上,曾经我想过人口多市场会大,但现在真正来到华夏,才有一个目前还不算清晰的概念。 Two weeks ago our company conducts the coffee to try to drink the meeting, originally prepares to send 5000, afterward discovered has not supported for two hours, provides urgently. 两周前我们公司举办咖啡试喝会,本来准备发五千份,后来发现没撑过两个小时,又加急提供更多。 Three days drank up the complete coffee bean stock in warehouse, this was in the situation of reduced supply, just started the full cup, afterward turned into half cup. 三天喝光了仓库里的全部咖啡豆库存,这还是在减少供应量的情况下,刚开始满杯,后来变成半杯。 On several days the almost 120,000 moral behavior tasted the coffee of Starbucks, after the reportage, this week of Starbucks sales volume rose 870%, made me be inconceivable simply! 那几天差不多有十二万人品尝到星巴克的咖啡,新闻报道之后,这周星巴克销量疯涨百分之八百七,简直让我难以想象! The feeling all in the digit of United States tentative plan, after being multiplied by ten, compared with conforming to the Huaxia ideal scale. 感觉把所有在美国设想的数字,乘以十之后,才比较符合华夏的理想规模。 Moreover, I also learned a Chinese glossary, is called the relations, originally it is not the pure contact among people, then unexpectedly is complex. 另外,我还学会了一个中文词汇,叫做关系,原来它不是单纯的人与人之间交往,竟然那么复杂。 I spend for a week, masters Huaxia all forms of enterprise, what country, country and private cooperation, private and private cooperation, private and foreign cooperation, country and foreign cooperation wait/etc. 我花一个星期时间,才搞懂华夏所有的企业形式,什么国家的、国家和私人合作的、私人和私人合作的、私人和国外合作、国家和国外合作等等。 The law is imperfect, moreover frequently involves the political level, some 4S shop alliance business, had signed the contract with us, unexpectedly also abatement claim. 法律不完善,而且还经常涉及到政治层面,有些4S店加盟商,已经跟我们签订了合约,竟然还要求降价。 My heaven! 我的老天啊! Even if God comes Huaxia to do business, will still be compelled to fall insanely! ” 就算上帝来华夏做生意,也会被逼疯掉!” Han Xuan sees the Gloon Kaosiji painful complexion, could not bear smile. 韩宣见到格隆考斯基的痛苦脸色,忍不住笑了出来。 The Chinese are very easy to adapt to the commercial order of West, because all are stipulate, said that anything is anything. 华人很容易适应西方的商业秩序,因为一切都是规定好的,说什么就是什么。 But Huaxia is like all developing countries at present, is imperfect on establishment of commercial integrity, in addition continues several thousand years of unique business models, after foreigner arrival, is confused is not strange. 华夏目前和所有发展中国家一样,在商业诚信的建立上并不完善,再加上延续数千年的独特商业模式,老外到来后一头雾水并不奇怪。 You should ask some outstanding Chinese to be the assistant, they are more familiar with the rule. “你应该多找一些出色的华人当助手,他们对规则更加熟悉。 My this time, helping you bring to reduce lots of troubles the good things, later discussed that the business you bring it, can be more convenient. ” 我这次来,帮你带了能减少很多麻烦的好东西,以后谈生意你把它带着,能方便许多。” Sees Secretary Dawson to turn on the briefcase, Gloon Kaosiji elongates the neck, actually wants to have a look is anything...... 见道森秘书打开公文包,格隆考斯基伸长脖子,想看看究竟是什么……
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