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#99: Many A woof


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The liquor over three patrol, vegetable/dish to cross the five senses, everyone even more relaxes, opening free chat pattern. 酒过三巡、菜过五味,大家愈发放松,开启自由聊天模式。 Actually Wang Yan is first time attended the banquet on society, observes silently, discovers and school acceptance feast has no difference. 其实汪言第一次参加社会上的酒宴,默默观察下来,发现和升学宴没什么差别。 Similar situation, is few people are carrying forever, looked that another part of people blow awesome, or the acid or holds, the thoughts measure not. 类似的场合,永远都是一部分人端着,看另外一部分人吹牛比,或酸或捧,心思莫测。 The thing that blows at most is slightly higher-end than the student. 顶多只是吹的东西比学生稍微高端一点。 Wu Fanlin likes chatting the car(riage), various Brother Wang (king) supporting speakers, the Chi Haomiao three words does not leave the woman. 吴凡麟喜欢聊车,王哥各种捧哏,池浩淼三句话不离女人。 Huang Xu socializes no one is desolate, is sometimes the speech belt/bring thorn, thinks humorously, actually the superiority feeling is a little strong. 黄旭周旋其中谁都不冷落,就是有时候说话带刺儿,自以为幽默,其实优越感有点强。 Lin Baizhou is relatively steadiest, warm and delicate speech, chatted the liquor with Wang Yan. 林柏舟相对最稳重,温言细语的,跟汪言聊酒。 Little Yan (small words), can the Feitian cogon grass also drink?” 小言,飞天茅还喝得惯么?” I am good.” Wang Yan smiles very much naturally, speaks the truth, I have not arrived now like the liquor the age, has anything to drink anything, joins in the fun.” “我都行。”汪言笑得很自然,“说实话,我现在还没到喜欢酒的年纪,有什么喝什么,凑个热闹而已。” Un, the price is expensive enough well. 嗯,价钱够贵就好。 Huang Xu hears word, delighted being overly proud: Great Wang, the state guesthouse liquor is Diaoyutai, the taste is good and cheap, today for 53 Maotai that to thank you chooses, a bottle small 4000, is Brother Huang really kind?!” 黄旭闻言,眉飞色舞的表功:“大汪,国宾馆的正酒是钓鱼台,口味好又便宜,今天是为了答谢你才选的53茅台,一瓶小4000,黄哥够意思吧?!” Wang Yan stares. 汪言一愣。 Well? 咦? So to be how cheap?! 怎么会这么便宜?! Wang Yan does not understand the liquor, but regarding Feitian Maotai, there is a very profound impression. 汪言不懂酒,但是对于飞天茅台,有一个非常深刻的印象。 That is the 3~4 year ago, the little aunt husband manages anything to be invited by others, conveniently brings Wang Yan and Yaoyao, the liquor that at that time the Sirs drank is 53 degrees Feitian Maotai, more than 9000 a bottle, had the huge impact on the Wang Yan immature mind. 那是三四年前,小姨夫办个什么事儿被别人宴请,顺手把汪言瑶瑶带着,当时大人们喝的酒就是53度飞天茅台,9000多一瓶,给汪言幼小的心灵造成了巨大的冲击。 What situation is the present? 现在是什么情况? state guesthouse will be how small compared with C-list the city five-star also cheap? 怎么国宾馆会比三线小城市的五星还便宜? The skill rank of Lin Baizhou Observing the Individual is very high, discovers Wang Yan's to be puzzled, asked: Little Yan (small words) felt expensive/noble, was cheap?” 林柏舟察言观色技能等级很高,发现汪言的不解,笑问:“小言觉得贵了,还是便宜了?” Was cheap .” Wang Yan shakes the head. “便宜了,没想到。”汪言摇头。 The Huang Xu talking lip, has not dared the resentment to come back, is aggrieved wants to spit blood. 黄旭动动嘴唇,到底没敢怼回来,憋屈得想吐血。 Lin Baizhou guesses correctly, explained with a smile: You are young, the number of times of drinking are few, possibly the scenery and decline of not clear flying cogon grass.” 林柏舟猜到一些,笑着解释:“你岁数小,喝酒的次数少,可能不清楚飞茅的风光和没落。” This liquor, is almost the representative of domestic-made high price liquor, the expensive/noble special cellaring does not have the city valuably, cheap insufficient row of surface, therefore uses in the liquor daily, the flying cogon grass is the peak.” “这款酒,差不多算是国产高价酒的代表,再贵的特殊窖藏有价无市,再便宜的不够排面,所以日常用酒里,飞茅是巅峰。” „, The flying cogon grass price curve rises probably in 11 finally the peak, most expensive time I have even drunk 12000 a bottle 53 in the hotel.” “大概在11年的时候吧,飞茅价格曲线终于走高到巅峰,最贵的时候我甚至在酒店里喝过12000一瓶的53。” Then because of certain unspeakable reasons, the most super client of high-end white liquor, stopped short to white liquor consumption, therefore the upscale white liquor market saved many years of contradiction dynasty Eruption, price bloody collapse.” “然后因为某些不可说的原因,高端白酒的最大客户,突然中止对白酒的消费,于是高档白酒市场积攒多年的矛盾一朝爆发,价格血崩。” brother has a friend is the first-level dealer, discussed an interesting matter to you.” 有个朋友就是一级经销商,跟你讲个有意思的事儿。” This year the flying cogon grass ex-factory price is 999 Yuan, but sold to the price of Level 2 dealer, probably is 850 Yuan. Arrived Level 2 dealer, sold to the customer again, likely falls to 800 Yuan.” “今年飞茅出厂价是999元,而卖给二级经销商的价格,大概是850元。到了二级经销商手里,再卖给客户,很可能降到800元。” In other words, I go to the market to buy the a bottle flying cogon grass, 800 over can attain, lowers more than 100 compared with the ex-factory price of flying cogon grass. marvel not?” “就是说,我去市面上买一瓶飞茅,800出头就能拿到,比飞茅的出厂价还低100多块。奇葩不?” The Lin Baizhou's tone is at a moderate pace, tells fascinatingly, Wang Yan also ponder at the same time, was sighing that —— Lin Baizhou this man, really has charm! 林柏舟的语气不紧不慢,讲述引人入胜,汪言随之思考的同时,亦在感叹——林柏舟这种男人,真特么有魅力 This charm, is the experience and story brings, one hear can feel the quality and level of opposite party. 这种魅力,是见识和阅历带来的,一听就能感受到对方的素质和层次。 Wang Yan envies very much, found an effort the direction. 汪言很羡慕,又找到一个努力的方向。 Makes Shenhao, the experience wants vast ah...... 神豪,见识要广博…… The sigh first puts the one side, Wang Yan ponders one carefully, probes was asking: „Is upside down price...... reason that because stores goods?” 感叹先放一旁,汪言仔细思考一阵,试探着问:“价格倒挂……是不是因为存货的缘故?” Intelligent!” “聪明!” Lin Baizhou claps to acclaim, slowly said the reason. 林柏舟拍手赞叹,慢慢道出来由。 Long ago the market was good, but the ex-factory price of brewery is low, the dealers at all levels store up goods a lot, the cheapest early inventory, I know that has large quantities about 600 53 degrees flying cogon grass.” “早些年市场好,但酒厂的出厂价低,各级经销商都没少囤货,最便宜的早期存货,我知道有一大批600左右的53度飞茅。” Initially the flying cogon grass fell short of demand, having some first year uni reasons is very the dealer stores up goods crazily, supply and demand imbalance that artificially makes.” “当初飞茅之所以供不应求,有很大一部分原因就是经销商疯狂囤货,人为制造出来的供求失衡。” Waits till the market bloody collapse, moreover for a long time does not see to change for the better, the dealer cannot bear the cost pressure, has to be uniform to put with the new liquor, gradually forms upside down price.” “等到市场血崩,而且长时间不见好转,经销商承受不住成本压力,只好和新酒匀着放出来,逐渐形成一种价格倒挂。” state guesthouse dares to sell 4000 slightly, is more than 4 times of current price on market, here, could not find more expensive mass production white liquor.” 国宾馆敢卖小4000,已经是市场价的四倍多,在这里,是找不到更贵的量产白酒了。” One washes white, being well-founded, making the Huang Xu mood greatly smooth, can not help give the thumbs-up: Plain Congee, you special are this!” 一番洗白,有理有据,让黄旭心情大畅,情不自禁竖起大拇指:“白粥,你特么是这个!” Wang Yan grows in experience, knows that the liquor price is highest, similarly is very happy. 汪言长了见识,又知道酒价已经是最高,同样很愉快。 Brother Huang and Brother Lin, respect your one cup, thanked the popular science and thanks great kindness, dry/does!” 黄哥林哥,敬你们一杯,感谢科普、感谢盛情,干!” Drinks up the liquor, Wang Yan at heart the silent calculation. 喝完酒,汪言在心里默算。 The a bottle liquor more than 3600, average crit 40 times, are 144000. 一瓶酒3600多,平均暴击40倍,就是144000 Everyone gets rid of the a bottle liquor every time, brother can pick 140000 white/in vain, is burning your stomachs, is warming my heart, what mental is this? 大家伙每干掉一瓶酒,就能白捡14万,辣着你们的胃,暖着我的心,这是一种什么精神 Brother Huang ah, I am moved! 黄哥,我感动! o ( ) o o()o show off, the service person is delivering together the main dish...... 嘚瑟着,服务员又送上来一道大菜…… Cup Buddha jumps over the wall. 一盅佛跳墙。 The when core main course of Fujian Department, uses fine materials and abandon the power loss, the best quality goods of the world delicacy. 闽系的核心主菜,用料讲究、废功耗时,天下珍馐之极品。 Solely the abalone, wants the cold blister to send constantly for 3 days, 80 degrees hot water heat preservation soaks for 2 days, later simmers 3 genius to calculate that arranges truly. 单单只是一味鲍鱼,就要冷水泡发三天,80度热水保温浸泡二天,之后再煨三天才算真正备好。 But the raw material of one part Buddha jumps over the wall, altogether has dozens types! 一份佛跳墙的原材料,总共有几十种之多! state guesthouse is the individual dining system, each person cup, Wang Yan impatient one spoon scoops up, delivers to the mouth...... 国宾馆是分餐制,每人一盅,汪言迫不及待的一勺舀下去,送到嘴里…… Immediately, has the feeling of taste bud explosion. 登时,有种味蕾爆炸的感觉。 Soft tender smooth and rich meat eats meat fragrant and actually, but is not greasy, taste top, the reserved fragrance is top, really worthily the reputation of the world first expensive/noble vegetable/dish! 软嫩柔润、浓郁荤香、却又荤而不腻,口感顶级,内敛的香气更是顶级,果然不愧天下第一贵菜之美誉! Wang Yan was excellent on the mood, can enjoy so delicious, whole body warm a piece is unobstructed, therefore, System also followed beautiful. 汪言原本就心情大好,又得以享受如此美味,浑身都暖洋洋的一片通畅,于是,系统也跟着美了。 You obtain in gourmet food are moved enormously, activate mystery reward 【你在美食中获得极大感动,激活一项神秘奖励 Double-sided Gourmet Food Card, one-time use card 双面美食卡,一次性卡片】 You can use this card to anybody, freedom choose one of the two effects 【你可以对任何人使用本卡,自由选择两种效果之一】 Delicious Effect: The opposite party eat anything, will think that is enjoying the top delicacy, delicious to stopping 美味效果:对方吃任何东西,都会觉得是在享受顶级美味,好吃到停不下来】 Shitty Effect: The opposite party eat anything, feels the taste likely excrement and flavor excrement, the nausea to wanting to cry but have no tears 屎味效果:对方吃任何东西,都觉得口感像屎、味道更屎,恶心到欲哭无泪】 this card piece effect duration: 3 days 本卡片效果持续时间:三天】 Obtaining the new reward is very happy, but Wang Yan a little wonders, what does this card have to affect directly? 得到新奖励是很开心,但是汪言有点纳闷,这卡有什么正面作用? Delicious Effect, three days of time can expedite overeating and overdrinking little fatty. 美味效果,三天时间就能催生出一个暴饮暴食的小胖子 Shitty Effect, will basically do to lose appetite directly. 屎味效果,基本会直接把人搞到厌食。 Ruthless is actually ruthless enough, what a pity now cannot use ah...... 狠倒是够狠,可惜现在用不上…… The Wang Yan only repugnant person is Huang Xu, he almost dies the Lin Weiwei pit, on the Wang Yan mouth did not say, cares at heart. 汪言唯一讨厌的人就是黄旭,丫差点把林薇薇坑死,汪言嘴上不说,心里是在意的。 However, has not achieved the hatred the situation, later little has to do at most. 但是,并没有达到仇恨的地步,顶多以后少打交道呗。 It is not worth mentioning with Chen Yuhang that small contradiction, an quarrel/corners of the mouth, on the past, he has not come acting cool in the past today, is not worthwhile is keeping thinking. 陈宇航那点小矛盾更是不值一提,一点口角,过去了就过去了,今天丫又没来装逼,犯不上惦记着。 Therefore , temporarily this is a waste card. 所以说,暂时这就是一张废卡。 Receiving, when can perhaps play uses, to be forearmed greatly. 得,收着吧,说不定什么时候就能起到大用,有备无患嘛。 Accepts the card in System storage Wulan, Wang Yan sees that Supernaturally Classy Card. 把卡片收容在系统储物栏里,汪言又看到那张【超凡逼格卡】。 acting cool, pitting a person, only lacks cope with emergencies, was perfect. 一张装逼的,一张坑人的,只缺一张应付突发事件的,就完美无缺了。 Looks at two sparkle, the card that but cannot use temporarily, in the Wang Yan heart, suddenly has some feelings to be activated. 看着两张闪闪发光,但是暂时用不上的卡片,汪言心中,突然有某种情愫被激活。 As if...... collects the System item is very fun? 诶,似乎……收集系统道具也挺好玩的? The feeling collecting the lol skin was more interesting. 感觉比收集lol皮肤有趣多了。 Otherwise after......, is a miser? 要不然……以后还是做个守财奴吧? Can not need not to need, to remain accumulates much, opens panel each time, the colorful several rows, the infinite confidence wells up immediately, immediately dares combat nature, is proud. 能不用就别用,留着攒多多,每次一打开面板,五颜六色的好几排,无穷的信心顿时涌上来,立即敢于战天斗地,豪情万丈。 It is not at two of home like Master...... 就像主人不在家的二哈…… Thinks to look, is the good belt/bring feeling?! 想想看,是不是好带感?! Now nowadays, tasteful background, no treasure vase and collection storehouse what Shenhao called? 现在这年头,都讲究底蕴,没有一个聚宝盆、收藏库的叫什么神豪 Other trench (wallet warrior), the collection antique artware thinks awesome , compared with brother, you are younger brother ah! 别的,收藏点古董艺术品就自以为牛比得不行,跟比,你们都是弟弟 OK, decided. OK,就这么定了。 Later, please call me Dorae-Wang! 以后,请叫我哆啦A汪
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