LSD :: Volume #1

#18: That person is quite strange


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Wang Xing looks that the big beautiful woman and vagrant exchange phone number, then whispered...... 王行看着大美女和小瘪三交换手机号,然后嘀嘀咕咕嘀嘀咕咕嘀嘀咕咕…… The heart was quick broken. 心都快碎了。 Clenching jaws stares at Wang Yan to look how wants not to think clearly, his which? 咬牙切齿的盯着汪言看,怎么想都想不明白,丫哪儿比自己强? Wants, the air/Qi. 想一路,气一路。 ...... …… That side Liu Li, but also is intertwining for the name. 刘璃那边,还在为名字纠结。 „The 30,000 Hectares implication is very good, but, reading somewhat to be always irritable, moreover lacks some symbolic flavor......” 三万顷的寓意很好啦,但是,读起来总是有些别扭,而且缺乏某种象征性的味道……” The Wang Yan thorough clothing/taking, felt oneself will never possibly master the brain circuit of woman truly. 汪言彻底服了,感觉自己永远不可能真正搞懂女人的脑回路。 Finally admits defeat simply, in front of toward her pushes one of the cellphone: Taking, oneself is moving! To call anything as one wishes, Empress queen Goddess...... I recognize.” 最后干脆认输,把手机往她面前一推:“拿着,自己动!想叫什么都随意,女王女皇女神……我都认。” Liu Li is very unsatisfied, did we relate to be intimate with be able to move cellphone mutually? 刘璃特别不满意,咱俩关系亲近到可以互相动手机了? Does not want! I do not like moving others cellphone casually. Wang Wang ah, your is incorrect, changes the note the right you only to give personally to your girlfriend......” “不要!我不喜欢随便动别人手机汪汪,你这样是不行的,亲自改备注的权利你只能赋予给你的女朋友……” God ah, saves me! ,救救我吧! The women are really difficult to do! 女人真难搞! Wang Yan worries, to beg for mercy desperately: But I do not have the girlfriend! Asked you, the Lili big beautiful woman, you acts charitably, gives my cellphone to open meat, reminding me of today on the corners of the mouth rising happy smile...... OK?” 汪言愁得不行,绝望求饶:“可是我没有女朋友!求求你了,璃璃大美女,你就行行好,给我的手机开个荤,让我一想起今天就嘴角上扬甜蜜微笑……OK?” Bah!” “呸!” The Liu Li anger spat one, the face was a little red. 刘璃怒啐一声,脸有点红。 What messy is? 都是什么乱七八糟的? Who must give you to break that anything! 谁要给你破那什么! Conversion was in the past, who must dare to speak with her, guarantees gets angry certainly. 换成是往常,谁要敢这么和她说话,保准翻脸。 However today, looks that the small male student whole face despairs, Liu Li only finds it ridiculous, at heart also a little small stimulate. 但是今天,看着小男生满脸绝望无奈,刘璃只觉得好笑,心里还有一点小小的刺激 That...... the line, sister gives on you a class!” “那……行吧,就给你上一课!” The words card of rejection in the mouth, comes out to change. 拒绝的话卡在嘴边,一出来就变了样。 Liu Li acts with constraint takes up Wang Yan's iPhone 6, changes name while conducts the theory output. 刘璃矜持的拿起汪言的果6,一边改名一边进行理论输出。 Saves girl's number, the nickname is certainly lovable, and must have the sincerity......” “存女孩子的号码,昵称一定要可爱,并且要有诚意……” Wang Yan collects to look how Teacher Liu manifests the sincerity, finally...... 汪言凑过去看刘老师是怎么体现诚意的,结果…… little elder sister increases one in front of 30,000 Hectares Girl The expression, behind increases one Affection. 小姐姐只是在三万顷前面添加一个【女孩】表情,后面添加一颗【爱心】。 This?!” “就这?!” Wang Yan felt, oneself this whole life was to have no way to get rid of the straight male title, because is unable to understand their thoughts! 汪言觉得,自己这辈子是没法摆脱直男称号了,因为根本无法理解她们的思维! Has not ended! What flusters?” “没完呢!慌什么?” Liu Li not satisfactory his eyes, then hold up cellphone white/in vain high, is raising the chin slightly, a kā chā selfie picture, is set at the head picture and communication background. 刘璃不满意的白他一眼,然后高高举起手机,微微扬着下巴,咔嚓自拍一张照片,设定为头像和通讯背景。 Name?! 名字呢?! The key point is name ah, not original that?! 重点是名字,不还是原来那个?! Wang Yan wants to complain well......, careful speech! 汪言很想吐槽……好吧,慎言 Then watches the picture, changes countenance terrified. 回头一看照片,悚然动容。 little elder sister does not have the evil intention that honk the mouth, winks and so on to sell to sprout/moe in the picture, but is a little shy and a little smiling slyly, the right hand index finger and thumb ratio give the hand signal that opens fire, left side of the fingertip direction body —— 小姐姐在照片里没有嘟嘴、挤眼之类的恶意卖萌,只是有点羞涩、有点狡猾的微笑着,右手食指、大拇指比做开枪的手势,指尖指向身体左侧—— Wang Yan's location. 正是汪言的位置 Wang Yan has not appeared in the picture, did not understand the person who situation sees the picture, does not think completely. 汪言在照片里并未出现,不了解情况的人看到照片,完全不会多想。 Only then Wang Yan and Liu Li know that hand signal is not for lovable, but to commemorate acquaintance. 而只有汪言刘璃知道,那个手势并不是为了可爱,而是为了纪念相识。 Liu Li this little elder sister, really interesting. 刘璃这个小姐姐,是真的有趣。 Before Wang Yan, has many not to understand, currently has many sighs. 汪言之前有多少不理解,现在就有多少感叹。 The simple picture, refracts is actually she deep love to life, as well as innermost feelings fresh/live sensitive. 简简单单一张照片,折射出来的其实是她对生活的热爱,以及内心的鲜活敏感。 Wang Yan believes that whenever she makes the phone call, the picture appears on the cellphone screen, oneself will recall today instantaneously, at this moment, is unable to dismiss from mind forever. 汪言相信,每当她打来电话,照片出现在手机屏幕上,自己就会瞬间回忆起今天、此刻,永远都无法忘怀。 You are fierce!” “你厉害!” Wang Yan raises the right hand, compared with heart. 汪言举起右手,比心。 Also ok.” Liu Li tsundere modest one after next, the emotions run high very much, smile like flower. “还行。”刘璃傲娇的谦虚一下下,情绪高涨,笑颜如花。 Wang Yan flatters makes with her with a smile: I must pat correct the head picture!” 汪言讨好的笑着和她闹:“我也要拍照改头像!” „It is not good! You are too ugly.” “不行!你太丑。” The Liu Li decisive rejection, then opens own cellphone photo album, selects for quite a while, establishes the Wang Yan's head picture as...... 刘璃果断拒绝,然后打开自己的手机相册,挑半天,把汪言的头像设置为…… A two big face. 一只二哈的大脸。 That Brother Ha to the lens, the mouth awry smile, eye first year uni is only small, the eyebrow is unsteady, skirt commander Qunshuai. 那只哈哥面向镜头,歪嘴微笑,眼睛一大一小,眉毛一高一低,屌帅屌帅的。 The Wang Yan probe head looks, felt that expression too much demonic nature, cannot help but is studying Brother Ha, a mouth awry, selected the eyebrow, death staring starts, stares to Liu Li. 汪言探头一看,觉得那表情太特么魔性了,不由自主的学着哈哥,一歪嘴、一挑眉,死亡凝视发动,瞪向刘璃 pū chī......” 噗嗤……” hā hā hā hā hā......” 哈哈哈哈哈……” The Liu Li instantaneous collapse, lies on the table smiles shakes, a hand is covering the belly, a hand is pounding on the table, how unable to stop. 刘璃瞬间崩溃,趴在桌子上笑得直抖,一只手捂着肚子,一只手拍着桌子,怎么都停不下来。 Seeming like about to pull out. 看上去都快抽了。 „Are you silly?” “你是不是傻?” Wang Yan is funny and helpless, puts out a hand to whip her back gently, feels the place of tentacle, supple, if the boneless, pats one by one probably in own heart is common. 汪言又好笑又无奈,伸手轻轻拍打着她的后背,感觉触手之处,柔若无骨,一下一下就好像拍在自己心头一般。 Good long time, Liu Li smiles finally enough, wiped tears to sit the straight body, the chest still rapid one one volt. 好半晌,刘璃终于笑够,擦着眼泪坐直身体,胸脯仍旧急促的一起一伏。 aiyo, Wang Wang you teased......” 哎哟,汪汪你太逗了……” Wang Yan will not deliberately go to funny fool to be funny generally, but after all is young people, the mentality comparison bracelet, pulls out occasionally, how oneself do not feel. 汪言一般不会刻意去逗逼搞笑,但毕竟是年轻人,心态比较跳脱,偶尔抽一下,自己都不觉得如何。 Saw with own eyes that Liu Li shows due respect for the feelings, unexpectedly also has the sense of achievement. 眼见刘璃这么给面子,居然还蛮有成就感的。 In the book said that if a man can tease the woman to laugh, is not far to the mind on the distance...... does not know that is real false? 书上说,如果一个男人能够逗得女人开怀大笑,那就距离通往心灵不远了……不知道是真的假的? Flood is up at heart suddenly slightly evil, the Wang Yan's smile is so honest throughout, will speak, actually hears transmits one behind huu haa huu haa the steam whistle. 心里突然泛起一点小邪恶,汪言的笑容却始终那么正直,正要说话,却听到身后传来一阵“呼哧呼哧”的蒸汽汽笛声。 Then looked, seeing only the Wang Xing eyes is red, like breathing heavily of bullfight. 回头一看,只见王行双眼通红,像斗牛似的喘着粗气。 After Liu Li hides the Wang Yan shoulder the face quietly, said quietly: That person is quite strange.” 刘璃悄悄把脸藏到汪言肩膀后,悄声道:“那个人好奇怪。” Wang Yan and she whispers in somebody's ear: Is because 30,000 your charm too astonishing ah......” 汪言偏头和她咬耳朵:“是因为三万你的魅力太惊人……” The warm aura spurts on the earlobe, Liu Li shames and air/Qi, grabs the Wang Yan's arm to pinch gently: Smelly Wang woof, more called to be coarser!” 温热的气息喷在耳垂上,刘璃又羞又气,抓着汪言的胳膊轻轻掐一把:“臭汪汪,越叫越难听!” Existence of Wang Xing successfully catalyzes some mood in Liu Li heart, making her complete in stimulate to the Wang Yan's sentiment sublimation. 王行的存在成功催化刘璃心中的某种情绪,让她在刺激中完成对汪言的感情升华。 Gives the devil his due, without such thing exists, Liu Li will not have the so huge favorable impression to Wang Yan absolutely, then with schoolwork becomes busy, the friendship of meeting by chance will desalinate gradually. 平心而论,如果没有这么个玩意存在,刘璃绝对不会对汪言产生如此巨大的好感,接下来随着课业的变忙,萍水相逢的交情就会渐渐淡化。 Therefore , all inopportune simp behaviors, are giving Goddess True Destined Heaven's Child to make the secondary attack. 所以说,一切不合时宜的舔狗行为,都是在给女神真命天子做助攻。 The pressure and irritation that simp brings, will certainly release in others there. 舔狗所施加的压力和烦躁,一定会在别人那里释放出来。 Actually Wang Yan did not understand that in this curved circles, a tortoise fist, muddleheaded hammers attractive little elder sister. 其实汪言根本不懂得这里面的弯弯绕绕,一通王八拳,稀里糊涂的就锤来一个好看的小姐姐 By the present, he himself compels ignorant. 到现在,他自己都懵逼来着。 Naturally, the experience difference turns over to the difference, —— Liu Li not really vitality/angry that the present aspect can see clearly, but is acting like a spoiled brat. 当然,经验差归差,眼前的局面还是能够看清的——刘璃不是真的生气,而是在撒娇。 Therefore muddleheaded and pulls up one: What otherwise called? Lili?” 于是稀里糊涂的又撩一句:“不然叫什么?璃璃么?” She has not really been in love properly, moreover is in the age of being in love, bright and warm 19 years old, which by this? 她是真的没有正经谈过恋爱,而且正处于怀春的年纪,灿烂而热烈的19岁,哪遭得住这个? Luckily pride and acting with constraint of instinct Goddess also, calm and collectedly spreads out, cold snort/hum: 30,000 on 30,000! Little tries to get close! I am older than you, you must add on sister in behind!” 幸好女神的骄傲和矜持本能还在,不动声色的拉开一点距离,冷哼一声:“三万三万!少套近乎!我比你大,你得在后面加上!” Does not need the Wang Yan opens the mouth, she immediately the domineering shift topic. 不待汪言开口,她马上又强势的转移话题。 Yeah, you had not said that which you do live?” “哎,你还没说你住哪呢?” Continues to pull up, Wang Yan actually also had no new skilled person, happen to stopped, perfect. 继续撩下去,汪言其实也没什么新把式了,正好就此打住,完美。 Thinks, very indifferent say/way: Or I follow your arrangement, on one in the evening, in any case which lives good, looked how you come conveniently.” 想了想,很无所谓的道:“要不我跟着你的安排走吧,反正就一晚上,住哪都行,看你怎么来方便。” Liu Li sympathizes regarding Wang Yan's specially satisfied, smiled the eye to narrow the eyes. 刘璃对于汪言的体贴特别满意,笑得眼睛都眯了起来。
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