LSD :: Volume #2

#175: Another Lucky or Not Turntable


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Irritable Old Brother 暴躁老哥 one-time use card 一次性卡片】 【Can't the injury, how irritable?】 【没有伤害,怎会暴躁?】 When you deeply were injured, then can use the this card piece, starts to save your irritability value 【当你受到极大的伤害时,便可以使用本卡片,开始积攒你的暴躁值 Saves the time limit: 30 minutes 【积攒限时:30分钟】 irritability value usage-style: You can vent the anger on any consumption, obtains the corresponding proportion by this rebate also 暴躁值使用方式:你可以将怒气发泄在任何一项消费上,以此来获得相应比例的消费返还】 Note 1: You must after the time finished in 10 minutes, makes the consumption decision and transfers funds actually 【注一:你必须在计时结束之后的十分钟内,做出消费决定并实际转款】 Note 2: irritability value value in peak digit 【注二:暴躁值取值于巅峰数字】 Note 3: Your irritability value only may come from games 【注三:你的暴躁值仅可来自于游戏 Irritable Old Brother, online hits the face. Come on youngster!】 暴躁老哥,在线打脸。加油吧少年!】 Looks at the complete section explanation and annotation, Wang Yan ponders over the moment, is overjoyed. 看完全部说明和注释,汪言琢磨片刻,大喜过望。 Hey, System you are really my intimate little treasure! 嘿,系统你真是我的贴心小宝贝儿 To gain irritability value is not easy in games? 想在游戏里获取暴躁值还不容易? Opens LOL, kills bronze to enter the match, squats types in five buildings: In five buildings the list, does not give delivers!” 打开LOL,杀上青铜晋级赛,蹲在五楼打字:“五楼中单,不给就送!” Goes in a second of tribulation, then...... 进去秒个劫,接下来…… Played earnestly well! 认真打就好了嘛! It is not Brother Wang blows with you, the bureau that every I select single tribulation, no time does not suffer to spurt! 不是汪哥跟你们吹,凡是我选中单劫的局,没有一次不挨喷的! What is irritable?! 暴躁算啥?! brother special was spurted the self-closing to abstain from games! 都特么被喷到自闭戒游戏了! he he...... proper! 嘿嘿……妥嘞! Now brother goes to to rub two games of games again, does not calculate that breaks a vow? 现在再去撸两局游戏,不算破戒吧? Wang Yan thinks can hold the show frankly and uprightly, whole body bone light 2 tael or 100 grams, is much more beautiful happily. 汪言一想到又可以正大光明的开秀,浑身的骨头都轻了二两,美得直乐。 The self-satisfied smile just bloomed to appear and disappear lightly for two seconds, Tiantian suddenly snort/hum, turns the head shyly. 得意的笑容刚绽放出没两秒,甜甜突然轻哼一声,羞涩转头。 Hin ~ ~ “hin~~” Is greasy Wang Yan to quickly grasp the meaning of something. 腻得汪言一激灵。 What's the matter what's the matter?! 怎么回事儿怎么回事儿?! , What elderly married couples ah do you play the role of me well? 好好的,你跟我扮什么老夫老妻 Wang Yan compels ignorant, the Tang Butian actually heart proceeds along no particular course like Fawn, pēng pēng jumps, is bashful and sweet. 汪言懵逼,唐不甜却心头如同小鹿乱撞,砰砰直跳,又羞又甜。 aiya! 哎呀 Why does Wang Yan visit me with that look a moment ago? 汪言刚才为什么会用那种眼神看着我? Profound, unreasoning passion, elusive...... 深邃、痴情、空灵…… Moreover suddenly smiles...... hey, is quite shy! 而且突然笑得那么……噫,好害羞! Can because of...... his girlfriend is not as good as me?! 会不会是因为……他女朋友没我好看?! That......, if class monitor does pursue me...... to give him an opportunity? 那……如果班长追我……要不要给他一个机会呢? Tang Butian is more is more, more wants to be farther, finally Wang Yan discovered that this woman has what concern probably, turned the head and Dumpling chats. 唐不甜是越想越多,越想越远,结果汪言发现这姑娘好像有什么心事,就转头去和饺子聊天了。 The Dumpling study crosses woman of piano, is very sensitive to music, therefore wakes up from shock. 饺子是正经学过钢琴的姑娘,对音乐很敏感,所以才从“震撼”中醒来。 Great King ah, asked you, later do not leave about divine ability!” 大王,求求您,以后别乱放神通啦!” Small look that called complex. 小眼神那叫一个复杂。 Wang Yan teases her: Actually I sang earnestly have the sentiment specially. However military song, howling on line, more importantly imposing manner......” 汪言就逗她:“其实我认真唱歌特别有感情。不过军歌嘛,嚎就行,重要的是气势……” yes, yes, yes, you have the imposing manner, your most domineering!” 是是是,您有气势,您最霸气!” Dumpling is perfunctory specially does not have the sincerity, the lingering fear on face does not bring to conceal. 饺子敷衍得特别没有诚意,脸上的后怕都不带掩饰一下的。 Later do not sing to me in any case, sing commit suicide!” “反正以后你别对我唱歌,唱就自杀!” Skin! You with my skin ah!” “皮!你就跟我皮!” Wang Yan empty pokes her several with the finger, the tiger the face is frightening the person. 汪言拿指头虚戳她几下,虎着脸吓唬人。 You and others we had the opportunity to get together KTV, the feeling of being drunk is slightly drunk, what class monitor I make you experience am by the sentiment controlling song!” “你等咱们有机会聚会去KTV的,醉意微醺,班长我就让你见识见识什么叫以情驭歌!” skill that takes newly is called Immortal Among Wine · Drunken Song, Typical drinks the 2 tael or 100 grams cat urine to frisk and scamper. 新弄到手的技能叫做【酒中仙·醉歌】,典型的喝二两猫尿就撒欢。 However others manage that named Wei Jin character, the famous litterateur is loose. 不过人家都管那个叫做魏晋风骨,名士风流。 Wang Yan is pondering over, your energy flow, my energy flow, in the microphone sees the true facts when the time comes! 汪言琢磨着,你们能流,我就能流,到时候话筒上见真章! Dumpling looks at each other one with Loulou distantly, in the heart decides: K your sis song! Who dares to propose that K song, clubs dead randomly! 饺子遥遥和楼楼对视一眼,心中打定主意:K你的歌!谁敢提议去K歌,乱棍打死! hē hē............” 呵呵……呵……” Forced smile two, hurry to change the topic. 假笑两声,赶紧换话题。 Yeah do you buy menstrual pad?” “哎你们买到卫生巾没有?” Mentioned this, Wang Yan on the toe headache. 一提到这个,汪言就脚趾头疼。 No, at noon goes out to cut hair, when comes back looks at one in the north gate small supermarket, others entrance hangs a sign directly, submits a written statement: The head store genuine and fake shoe pad has been sold out, wants to buy tomorrow morning quickly.” “没,中午出门理发来着,回来时在北门的小超市瞄一眼,人家门口直接挂一牌子,上书:本店真假鞋垫均已售罄,欲购明早从速。” You said, this does make sense?” “你说说,这像话么?” Wang Yan's extremely angry that called true feelings true feelings, Dumpling was teased doubles with laughter, felt class monitor besides domineering, but also has to be one side lovable of current age, extremely for rare. 汪言的愤愤那叫一个真情实感,饺子被逗得前仰后合,觉得班长除了霸气以外,还有着属于当前年龄的可爱一面,殊为难得。 Thinks, her small sound said: That anything...... I also a little store goods, divide your two pieces! Do not disclose, the evening arrives under my bedroom to wait a while......” 想了想,她小声道:“那什么……我还有点存货,分你两片吧!你别声张,晚上到我寝室下面等一会儿……” Chief Wang is startled at heart. 汪总心里一惊。 aiyowei, Little Colored Glaze has not divided my, your gift delivers really freshly! 哎哟喂,小琉璃都没分过我这个,您这礼物送得真新鲜! In the surface actually calm and collectedly, shakes the head with a smile. 表面上却不动声色,笑着摇头。 thank you good intention. However does not use, our bedroom reaches an agreement tomorrow to buy together, I as big brother, abandoning them am inappropriate.” 谢谢好意。不过不用啦,我们寝室说好明天一块儿买的,我作为大哥,扔下他们不合适。” Dumpling is nipping the lip, his eyes, turn head white/in vain. 饺子咬着下嘴唇,白他一眼,一扭头。 Snort! Your bedroom your smallest, hard attire is obviously big!” “哼!你们寝室明明你最小,硬装大!” Yo?! 哟?! The so secret matter do you know?! 如此机密的事情你都知道?! In our bedrooms had/left a rebel! 我们寝室中间出了一个叛徒! The first time, Wang Yan looks at...... Like Jade. 第一时间,汪言就把目光转向中……如玉 However what is mysterious, when Like Jade makes contact with the words with Dumpling? 但是神奇的是,如玉是什么时候跟饺子搭上话的呢? Obviously one all day under oneself eyes hide ah...... 明明一整天都在自己眼皮子底下…… Cannot think through, Wang Yan no longer thinks simply. 想不通,汪言索性不再多想。 ...... Does not roar as for Dumpling! 至于饺子……不哄! Person who brother does not pull up everywhere blindly! 可不是到处瞎撩的人! tsk tsk, on the other hand, then the expensive gift we rejected, in the evening should look for 30,000 to seek a praise? 啧啧,话说回来,那么贵重的礼物咱都拒绝了,晚上是不是应该找三万求个表扬? ...... …… Military song off and on completing, everyone sings in unison finally. 一首军歌断断续续的学完,最后大家齐唱。 We, The Soldiers!” 咱当兵的人!” Smooth with, Wang Yan a little wonders suddenly: Did brother sing pretty good ah? What's the matter? 顺顺利利的跟下来,汪言突然有点纳闷:唱得不赖?咋回事呢? In the peripheral three meters does not have others again, wants to ask that cannot ask. 周边三米之内再无别人,想问问都问不出来。 Disappointed. 怅然。 ...... …… Returns to the bedroom to take a bath respectively, then Wang Yan in everywhere snoring sound, reads the two hour book forcefully, goes to bed to sleep. 回寝各自洗澡,然后汪言在漫天的呼噜声中,硬生生看完两个小时书,才上床睡觉。 next day in the morning, is one rests to getting up early day of naturally awaking. 第二天清晨,又是一个睡到自然醒的早起日子。 Has a look at the time 6 points, bed-check instructor and lead should not come early, Wang Yan examines System Mall immediately. 看看时间才六点,查寝教官导员应该不会来得那么早,汪言马上查看系统商城 Opens looked, familiar goods leap forward the view. 打开一看,一件熟悉的物品跃入眼帘。 Oh! 哇塞! Also brushes Lucky or Not Turntable! 又刷出来一个欧非转盘 Wang Yan especially likes this item, theoretically, brushes to gain 50000 every time one time, will never owe. 汪言特别喜欢这件道具,理论上,每刷出来一次就能赚5万,永远不亏。 However in fact, so long as does not find time, even if the green reward of 200000, the mosts of the time gain. 但是实际上,只要不抽空,哪怕是20万绿色奖励,大部分时候都是赚的。 For example previous that «Calligraphy with Pens», clear(ly) owing reality gained, was very useful. 比如上次那本《硬笔书法》,明亏实赚,特别有用。 Is ready to fight, the result looks at the System cash, Wang Yan was silly. 正在摩拳擦掌,结果一看系统现金,汪言傻了。 Then is frowning to start to calculate that the recent expense and labor school expense miscellaneous expense hotel expense and other expenses in broken pieces are all counted, semester 6000. 然后皱着眉头开始算最近的花销和工学费杂费住宿费等七零八碎的费用全算上,一学期6000块。 Donates the 50000 block. 捐赠5万块。 Air conditioning + washer + small refrigerator = 10000. 空调+洗衣机+小冰箱=10000块。 Rents a room to detain one three, 14000. 租房押一付三,14000块。 Quilt + four wrap/sets + window curtains = 20000 被子+四件套+窗帘=20000块 Manages the wide band to Like Jade 2000, buys the junks to give Dutch Bean 1000. 办宽带给如玉2000,买杂物给荷兰豆1000。 Two people looked for Wang Yan to render an account, however remaining pocket money not toward recycling. 两人都找汪言报账了,但是剩下的零钱都没往回收。 Altogether spends the 103000 block. 总共花费10万3000块。 Wages, 29 th to the present is 3 days, altogether natural increase 330000, had 830000, therefore should have the 1,060,000 cash now, 792 Experience are right. 工资方面,29号到现在是三天,总共自然增长33万,原本有83万,所以现在应该有106万现金,792点经验值才对。 However, Experience is 792 / 2500, right. 然而,经验值是792/2500,没错。 The cash actually only then 1,020,000 many loses. 现金却只有102万多一丢丢。 The flower loses 40000! 花丢4万 Chief Wang got angry, damn, broken System your pit my money! 汪总怒了,麻蛋,破系统你坑我钱! Small broken System when involves the work content, then always fulfills duty to fulfill responsibility, immediately gives the reply. 小破系统在涉及到工作内容的时候,总是那么尽职尽责,立即给予回复。 Asked host to test respiratory rate 【请宿主重新测试呼吸频率】 79 intelligence Chief Wang are intelligent, hears the reminder, the eye stares the circle gradually. 79点智力汪总聪明着呢,一听到提醒,眼睛渐渐瞪圆。 ............ ………… emmm, a guessing right wood has unexpectedly! emmm,居然一个猜对的都木有! Good, looks for one most to be close from the middle, should be summer wind Huangfu Jin baby shoe! 好吧,从中间找出来一个最接近的,应该是“夏风皇甫瑾”童鞋! Congratulations! Please direct private chat the bread in the group, indicates ID. 恭喜!请在群里直接私聊面包,注明ID。 2 crowds of group ids: 575508976 二群群号:575508976
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