LSD :: Volume #2

#174: You are really good


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You called Wang Yan, was class one class monitor, right?” “你叫汪言,是一班班长,对吧?” instructor looks at Wang Yan, rare shows a smile. 教官看着汪言,难得的露出一个笑脸。 The soldiers, most appreciate is the recruit who that type bears hardships and stands hard work, is willing to practice obedient. 军人嘛,最欣赏的就是那种吃苦耐劳、听话肯练的新兵。 Wang Yan is not a soldier, is the student, the performance is regarded as positive. 汪言不是兵,是学生,表现就更加值得肯定。 Will sing «We, The Soldiers»?” Smiling that instructor encourages. “会唱《咱当兵的人》吗?”教官鼓励的笑笑。 Meets......?!” “会……吧?!” Since has obtained System, Wang Yan first time is not so able to determine to something. 自打得到系统以来,汪言头一次对某件事情如此无法确定。 Properly speaking, word and song roughly remember, is the meeting. 按理来说,词儿和曲子都大致记得,算是会。 But who the issue is...... can guarantee that a lacking musical sense patient of fatal disease remembered the song, can sing especially correctly? 但问题是……谁敢保证一个五音不全绝症患者记住了曲子,就特么能够正确的唱出来? instructor to the time of Wang Yan multi- ponder, has not come up to carry a sedan chair. 教官没给汪言多思考的时间,上来就抬轿子。 Good! I begin to you, you sang boldly! Remember, you are class monitor, is a man, must complete the example for the class one schoolmates!” “好!那我给你起头,你大胆唱!记住,你是班长,又是男人,要为一班的同学们做好榜样!” instructor a while, I......” 教官等会儿,我……” Do not fear! This is not the formal occasion, is everyone gathers together the entertainment, how sang not importantly, more importantly attitude!” “别怕!这也不是什么正式场合,就是大家聚在一起娱乐,唱得怎么样不重要,重要的是态度!” The line lies, I make contribution...... 行趴,我尽力…… Wang Yan the huge merits, at the last moment, do not shrink the egg now, did not instigate. 汪言现在有一个巨大的优点,事到临头,不缩卵,不怂。 Didn't sing? 不就唱个歌吗? How sang cannot drop well?! 唱不好能咋滴?! The deep breath one breath, is fermenting the mood, the corner of the eye glances, discovered that Dutch Bean pulls out his tattered Xiaomi 3 cellphone. 深呼吸一口气,正在酝酿情绪,眼角一瞟,发现荷兰豆又掏出他那款破破烂烂的小米三手机 fuck! 卧槽 Beanie ah, this cannot pat! 豆儿,这不能拍! Now you pat is not ass-licking, is your brother face ah! 你现在拍的不是马屁,是你的脸 Before the tragedy prevents, the result has not waited to change leg, sees only Loulou, Dumpling, Tiantian and Great General...... wait wait/etc. etc., all pulls out cellphone, lifts at present. 正要在惨剧发生前阻止,结果没等捣腾腿儿呢,就只见楼楼饺子甜甜大帅……等等等等,全都掏出手机,举在眼前。 ...... …… () () In the grass hits wildly! 草里打野! Raises your pigs! 养你们的猪! Eldest Young Wang brain kernel of melon seed hurts does not want, always a defiant person too hates the feeling foot that We do not die. 汪大少的脑瓜仁儿疼得不要不要的,总有一种刁民太多恨朕不死的感脚。 However sees female students exciting smiling faces, has no way really the vitality/angry. 但是一看到女生们一张张兴奋的笑脸,又没法真的生气。 Especially Dutch Bean, that small look is such anticipation, that small expression so serious...... 尤其是荷兰豆,那小眼神是如此的期待,那小表情是如此的严肃…… Good, lies to brother! 好吧,都给趴好! ...... …… instructor hits two bats with the hand, came. 教官用手打两下拍子,来了。 We, become a soldier the person! Come, sang!” “咱,当兵地人!来,唱!” Wang Yan deeply inspires, reaches as high as 79 points physique, lets the giant iron lung like the vacuum cleaner general inspiration, then looked like the air blower to blow generally. 汪言深深吸一口气,高达79点的体质,让巨大铁肺如同吸尘器一般的吸气,然后像鼓风机一般吹了出去。 Our Anan! ~ ~ becomes a soldier person!” “咱安安!~~当兵迪人!” Has anything to vary every kind every kind ~ ~ ~ “有啥不一样样样样~~~” pā dā...... 啪嗒…… pā dā pā dā pā dā pā dā! 啪嗒啪嗒啪嗒啪嗒 Two get down, the collective is dumbfounded. 两句下去,集体傻眼。 When first section cellphone, because shocks falls down, remaining cellphone like hearing hoarse wailing: Hiding!” Then pī li pā lā lines up to drop to the ground. 第一手机因为过于震惊而掉下去的时候,剩下的手机就像听到一声声嘶力竭的哀嚎:“就地隐蔽!”然后噼里啪啦排队卧倒。 The upfront facing Wang Yan's Loulou, feels like has hurricane together to sweep away, moves the sea water to rewind, blows the desert crazy sand, blows the eye unable to open. 正面面对汪言的楼楼,感觉好像有一道飓风横扫过来,吹动海水倒卷,吹起大漠狂沙,吹得眼睛都睁不开。 If, first two are only...... emmm, heroic resounding...... 如果说,前两句只是过于……emmm,豪迈高亢…… Then following two...... 那么接下来两句…… Because only! I ~ ship ah! plain Wushi ~ bottom ~ military uniform raises is high-spirited ~ ~ ~ “只因为!我哦哦们~都船着!朴呜实~底~军装昂昂昂~~~” pā! 啪! instructor bewildered to oneself a palm of the hand, then covers the forehead single-handed, covers the eye. 教官莫名其妙的给自己一巴掌,然后单手捂住脑门,盖住眼睛。 Wang Yan anything does not know, after letting loose sang, eldest young finally feels to sing the happiness of military song, and realized from experience beauty of the music. 汪言啥都不知道,放开唱以后,大少终于感受到唱军歌的痛快,并且从中体悟到一丝音乐之美。 Imposing manner! 气势! What understanding is the imposing manner? 懂不懂什么叫气势? Sang the military song, the temperament was unimportant, more importantly was vigorous, powerful and vigorous! 唱军歌,音律不重要,重要的是要雄浑、有力、刚健! Our Anan Anan......” “咱安安安安……” The second section just pulled out together the major tone uselessly, the Wang Yan's vital capacity to half, suddenly leapt up to hold in the arms by instructor. 第二段刚拉出一道长音,汪言的肺活量都没用到一半呢,突然被教官蹿上来一把搂住。 good good good! The demonstration here was good......” 好好好!示范到这里就行了……” „?!” “诶?!” Wang Yan turns head, saw that in the instructor black face appears a just right awkwardness, awkward, has some type not flattering of book. 汪言一回头,就见到教官的黑脸上浮现出一丝恰到好处的尴尬,尴尬中,又带着某种不可言书的讨好。 You flatter my not okay! 你讨好我也不行啊 My this has not sung crisply! 我这还没唱爽呢! Come, making us use the applause to thank the drive exemplary role of class monitor! Applauds!” “来,让我们用掌声感谢班长的带动示范作用!鼓掌!” pī li pā lā pī li pā lā. 噼里啪啦噼里啪啦 In anyone, bringing your class monitor to rest!” “内谁,带你们班长下去休息一下!” Dumpling jolts the summit to rush, is drawing the Wang Yan's arm, the round trip that struggles desperately to resemble entrains, with tracker of ship, the body inclined quickly 45 degrees corner/horn. 饺子颠颠冲上去,拉着汪言的胳膊,挣命似的往回拽,跟个拉船的纤夫似的,身体都快倾斜成45度角了。 Without satisfying a craving , there would be no to satisfy a craving, removes. 得,没过瘾就没过瘾吧,撤。 Pondering return location, the schoolmates finally from shocking recover consciousness, half go crazy applauds to cheer, the other half lay down. 意犹未尽的回到位置,同学们终于从震撼中缓过来,一半发疯似的鼓掌欢呼,另外一半躺下了。 Graceful ah Brother Wang!” “帅汪哥!” Brother Wang cow ~ ~ ~ ~ approves ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 汪哥牛~~~~批~~~~~~” fuck...... wa hā hā hā hā......” 卧槽……哇哈哈哈哈……” ah gē gē gē...... gē gē gē......” 咯咯咯……呃咯咯咯……” Oh mother gā gā gā......” “唉呀妈呀嘎嘎嘎嘎……” āi āi, lays eggs that you come out! 哎哎,下蛋那个,你出来! The opposite happen to have a duck, you match one pair! 对面正好有只鸭子,你俩配一对吧! Then looks, what laying eggs is Tang Butian, smiles to pull out. 回头一看,下蛋的是唐不甜,笑起来一抽一抽的。 That keeps a meeting again...... 呃,那就再留一会吧…… When returns to the home position to sit down, Wang Yan still had not given full expression, is happy. 等到回原位坐下,汪言仍旧意犹未尽,心情好得不行。 Plays, crisp most important. 玩嘛,爽最重要。 It is not the formal occasion, carries is looking to whom? 又不是什么正式场合,端着给谁看呐? Is beautiful, the front are many a thumb , is in vain thin and long, the fingernail thoroughly the shiny smooth pink, is especially attractive. 正美着,面前多出一根大拇指,白白的,又细又长,指甲盖透着莹润的粉红色,特漂亮。 Great King, you fierce...... gē gē...... aiyo, you...... the stick was really dull!” 大王,你厉害……咯咯……哎哟,你真的……棒呆了!” Tiantian smiles reddens all over the face red, wing of the nose both sides cover entirely beads of sweat in broken bits, the eye only narrow the eyes remain the A-list crescent moon, in snubs admiring of sincerity. 甜甜笑得满脸通红通红的,鼻翼两端布满细碎的汗珠,眼睛眯得只剩一线月牙,里面折出来一丝真心的佩服。 Wang Yan actually has no way to determine that suddenly she is cracking a joke and teasing oneself. 汪言一时间其实没法确定她是不是在开玩笑、打趣自己。 Selects the eyebrow to ask: Really?” 挑眉问:“真的?” Really!” Sees Wang Yan not to believe that Tiantian was a little slightly anxious, I really admire you specially!” “真的!”见汪言不信,甜甜稍微有点急了,“我真的特别佩服你!” Very sincere. 非常诚恳。 The Tiantian character is introverted, frequently is overcautious and indecisive, is that typical insufficient driving positive soft moe girl, moreover was agitated specially easily. 甜甜的性格偏内向,经常瞻前顾后的,是那种典型的不够主动积极的软萌妹子,而且特别容易受到鼓动。 Therefore, she after hearing Wang Yan's introduced oneself, impulsive mounting the stage campaign. 所以,她才在听到汪言的自我介绍以后,冲动的上台竞选。 Therefore, perhaps others will only feel Wang Yan to be funny, she can actually realize that type does not care about the vision completely powerful self-confident. 因此,或许别人只会觉得汪言搞笑,她却能从中体会到那种完全不在意外界眼光的强大自信。 Otherwise she will not be from the start desperate for a while, blurts to call internal nickname of Wang Yan in female bedroom, Great King. 否则她压根就不会一时情急,脱口叫出汪言在女寝里的内部外号,大王 Wang Yan was so highly praised by so beautiful greasy woman, the mood is even more good, happen to answered, in the mind actually transmits a resounding that ding. 汪言被如此美腻的姑娘如此盛赞,心情愈发舒畅,正好回话,脑海里却传来叮的一声脆响。 fuck?! 卧槽?! Now can this condition, which classification with on number ah? 现在这状况,跟哪种分类能对上号 movement/sports?! 运动么?! Wang Yan is a little ignorant, cannot attend to thanks Tiantian again, smiles to her temperately, immediately restrains the thoughts, the examination reward. 汪言有点懵,顾不得再感谢甜甜,对她温和笑笑,马上收敛心思,查看奖励。 You in an informal situation, sang a song with the mentality of games world, and has been satisfied enormously, after determination, you activates one with games related mystery reward 【你在一个非正式场合,以游戏人间的心态唱了一首歌,并从中得到极大满足,经判定,你激活一项与游戏有关的神秘奖励 aiyo, System you are really clever and sympathize now! 哎哟,系统你现在真的是又乖又体贴! Wang Yan is happy , has not had the music classification obviously, actually the accident/surprise attains a games reward! 汪言乐得不行,没想到,明明不曾拥有音乐分类,却意外拿到一项游戏奖励! Actually thinks also right, two hours of group sits in a circle encircles studies a song together, is not the entertainment relaxes essentially , to promote the friendship! 其实想想也对,俩小时团团坐围一块儿学一首歌,本质上不就是娱乐放松,增进友谊么! , Looks at the gift! 来来来,看礼物! Irritable Old Brother 暴躁老哥 one-time use card 一次性卡片】 Sees the reward name, Wang Yan is a little immediately ignorant. 一眼看到奖励名字,汪言顿时有点懵。 What thing? 啥玩意? Sang to have the relations with me?! 和我唱歌有关系么?! ............ ………… , Prize quiz! 来来来,有奖竞猜! We can only entertain in any case now, the activity does! 反正咱们现在只能自娱自乐,活动搞起! Before renewal next chapter, commented in this place, guessed the card use, I who most was close to the chapter said that in informed you, got 1888 beginning coins to the group. 更新下一章之前,在本处评论,猜测卡片用途,最接近的我会在章说里通知你,到群里领1888起点币。 The above number of words is not money... Moreover, hegemon in addition only remains the hamster, tomorrow starts the monthly ticket! 以上字数不算钱。。。另外,盟主加更只剩仓鼠,明天开始加更月票!
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