LSD :: Volume #2

#176: Chicken soup


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óh óh óh! 哦哦哦 79 physique pots! 79点体质的锅! As stature grows, the build frames, the vital capacity starts to change, the respiratory rate changes slow...... all to happen naturally. 随着身材发育完毕,体型定格,肺活量开始变化,呼吸频率变缓……一切都在自然而然中发生。 Therefore , every day could not have received the 1,105,000 bonus. 所以说,现在每天已经拿不到11万5000的奖金。 System, you deduct my wages! 系统,你扣我工资! Interrogation that Wang Yan wants to be angry: My laborious breath, makes your change, easy? 汪言很想非常生气的质问:我辛辛苦苦的呼吸,赚你那么点小钱,容易吗? However thinks System inflexible...... knocks it off, develops looks to whom! 然而想想系统的死板……拉倒吧,演给谁看! Throws conveniently that son anger one side, sane ponder. 随手把那点儿火气扔到一旁,理智思考。 Essentially, the breath wages and physical quality have the conflict, physique is higher, the wage gain will be less. 从本质上来说,呼吸工资和身体素质是有冲突的,体质越高,工资收益就会越少。 However this weaken has extreme limit, how the strong people must breathe again. 但是这种衰减是有极限的,再怎么强壮的人都不可能不呼吸。 Therefore whenever an opportunity presents itself, should promote physique to promote, after is not short of money, the healthy importance jumps to money above instantaneously. 所以一旦有机会,该提升体质还是要提升,不缺钱以后,健康的重要性就瞬间跃升到金钱之上。 Wang Yan tests simply, discovered that now every minute of breathing rate of approximately about 18 times, does mental arithmetic to obtain, every day still had about the 100000 breath wages. 汪言简单测试一下,发现现在每分钟的呼吸次数大约在18次左右,心算得出,每天仍有10万左右的呼吸工资。 Has not reduced are too many. 并没有减少太多。 Such being the case, that accepts confidently. 既然如此,那就坦然接受呗。 While also has the time, Wang Yan ponders over the new card that a next yesterday attained well. 趁着还有时间,汪言又好好琢磨了一下昨天拿到的新卡。 Current cash, if purchases Lucky or Not Turntable, almost only remains the 20000 self-defense, wants to do what show to operate unable to do, must therefore wait till buys in the weekend again, or finds the opportunity to gain one wave. 目前的现金,如果购买欧非转盘,几乎就只剩2万防身,想搞什么骚操作都搞不出来,所以必须等到周末再买,或者找机会赚一波。 In the goods column accumulates six cards, every time opens looks at one, the might as well does not want. 物品栏里已经攒到六张卡,每打开看一眼,都爽得不要不要的。 However the issue is, not every card can make money. 但是问题是,并不是每张卡都能赚钱。 For example attains newly Irritable Old Brother The card, can certainly save a lot of money, but not necessarily can make money, irritability value wants the one-time use pile to 100 points above, has gains. 就比如新拿到的【暴躁老哥】卡,一定可以省很多钱,但是不见得能赚到钱,暴躁值一次性堆到100点以上,才有得赚。 The interesting place of broken card is, must be injured, can accumulate irritability value. 破卡的有趣之处在于,必须自身受到伤害,才能累积起暴躁值 However said, was injured is spurted, was actually not a very happy matter. 但是讲真的,受伤被喷,其实并不是一件很愉快的事。 buddies solemn can't Shenhao, ask to spurt? 哥们堂堂一个神豪,总不能自己求喷吧? The key is, asked also useless ah! 关键是,求来的也没用 The mentality of once to teasing played games, it can be imagined, basic irritable did not get up. 一旦以戏谑的心态来玩游戏,可想而知,根本暴躁不起来。 Therefore ah, must result in plays earnestly, with heart and soul invests, the ultra god displays, what is vegetable/dish chicken sprayer slanders the consciousness, can greatest irritable. 所以,必须得认真玩,全心投入,超神发挥,然后惨遭不懂意识为何物的菜鸡喷子污蔑,才能最大程度的暴躁 At the Wang Yan current games level, the words of normal display...... emmm, was not spurted difficultly. 汪言目前的游戏水平,正常发挥的话……emmm,被喷不难。 The ultra god displays...... slightly one loses losing to be difficult. 超神发挥嘛……稍微有一丢丢难。 Ok, can only look at luck when the time comes. 行吧,只能到时候看运气了。 Cannot use in any case temporarily. 反正暂时用不到。 However Irritable Old Brother The appearance does not have the significance, the broken card stimulates to movement Wang Yan to make difficult decision —— 但是【暴躁老哥】的出现并不是没有意义的,破卡催动汪言做出一个艰难的决定—— How to use Luck or Strength Card. 如何使用【运气or实力】卡。 Two directions: Game Whiz, or Luck Sovereign Descends. 两种方向:游戏高手,或者欧皇降临 The former solidifies skill permanently, the latter is temporary buff. 前者是永久固化技能,后者是临时buff。 this card can only retain for 30 days, by the 28 th of this month, if not use, will vanish. 本卡只能保留30天,到本月28号,如不使用,就会消失。 Therefore definitely cannot choose Game Whiz, once enhances the strength, sweeps away bronze silver gold diamond master King...... 所以肯定不能选择“游戏高手”了,一旦把实力提升上去,横扫青铜白银黄金钻石大师王者…… That also irritable! 那还暴躁个屁! Although Chief Wang to own strength some miscarriages of justice, but overall mentality is right. 虽然汪总对自己的实力有些误判,但整体思路是对的。 Therefore, can start to ponder that now how to use Luck Sovereign Descends buff. 所以咧,现在就可以开始思考怎么利用“欧皇降临”buff了。 The mentality of Wang Yan at heart cardinal principle, but also needs in fine weather and favorable geographical position to coordinate, temporarily cannot be anxious. 汪言心里有一个大体的思路,但是还需要天时地利的配合,暂时急不得。 Ponders over all cards, after achieving knows fairly well, getting out of bed that everyone finally feels terribly hot. 把所有的卡片都琢磨一遍,做到心中有数以后,大家终于火烧火燎的起床。 I carelessly! A bit faster hurry up, got out of bed with a sense of urgency!” “我草草!快点快点,抓紧起床了!” Actually collection time also early, but packs the baggage, to fold the quilt to suffer the person very much. 其实集合时间还早,但是收拾行李、叠被子很折磨人。 Setting to prepare the air conditioning is not a little good: A heat cannot bear, opens on the coverlet rests, rests rests excessively. 置备空调有一点不好:一热就忍不住开,一开就得盖被睡,一睡就睡过头。 Comfortable is comfortable, but gets up to look at the disorderly quilt in the morning, are all dumbfounded. 舒服是舒服,但是早上起来看着凌乱的被子,个个傻眼。 Has a look on the Wang Yan's bed again, true silk that oneself cover had been taken back the suitcase, the bed board board entire, the quilt that the school sends is an upright bean curd. 再看看汪言的床上,自家盖的真丝被已经被收回行李箱,床铺板板整整,学校发的被子是一个方方正正的豆腐块。 I go! big brother, your is a little separated from masses ah......” the Squirrel full Chinese pear-leaf crabapple to envy. “我去!大哥,你这样有点脱离群众……”松鼠满柰子羡慕。 The useless Wang Yan opens the mouth, Like Jade dies the Squirrel resentment directly. 都没用汪言张口,如玉直接就把松鼠怼死。 big brother should the rise end route, how drop, do you refuse to accept?” 大哥就是应该走高端路线,咋滴,你不服?” Wasn't the clothing/taking, taking good? 服,服了还不行么? Took also hit ah? 服了还打 One crowd of silly are noisy, washing folds the quilt, tosses about finally, had the breakfast on Wang Yan, Dutch Bean and Little Brother-In-Law three people. 一群沙雕吵吵闹闹,洗漱叠被子,折腾到最后,就汪言荷兰豆小舅子三人吃上了早饭。 Eats meal while studies the big matter. 边吃饭边研究大事儿。 Who buys menstrual pad?” “谁去买卫生巾?” Little Brother-In-Law and Dutch Bean are dumbfounded. 小舅子荷兰豆大眼瞪小眼。 You have sister, you are ripe, you go.” “你有,你熟,你去。” The critical moment, Dutch Bean is not silly. 关键时刻,荷兰豆一点不傻。 The Song Chen egg hurt: I am give me sister to buy......, but now our fair point very?” 宋辰蛋疼了:“我是给我买过……但是现在咱们公平点好不?” You have to experience you to go to fairest ah!” “你有经验你去最公平!” Wang Yan gives the final word: Do not struggle, your rock-paper-scissors.” 汪言一锤定音:“别争了,你俩猜拳吧。” Song Chen quickly agreed: Ok, Beanie ah, come!” 宋辰急忙同意:“行,豆儿,来!” „Does a game decide the victory and defeat?” “一局定胜负?” One game!” “就一局!” scissors, rock and arrange/cloth! 剪刀石头、布! Then Little Brother-In-Law elegant going downstairs goes to the supermarket. 然后小舅子郁郁的下楼去超市。 Walks on the road, more wants more not to feel right. 走在路上,越想越觉得不对。 Three people discussed that all sleeps the matters of six people, why is our rock-paper-scissors?! 三个人讨论全寝六个人的事儿,为啥是我俩猜拳?! Brother Wang you routine I! 靠,汪哥你又套路我! Carries the Little Black plastic bag is coming back, looks at Wang Yan that small look, that called a hidden bitterness...... 拎着小黑塑料袋回来的时候,看着汪言那个小眼神,那叫一个幽怨哟…… Everyone's delicious pad shoe pad, Like Jade that silly tosses about does not tell everyone the matter that thing manipulates back and forth...... 大家美滋滋的垫鞋垫,如玉那个沙雕翻来覆去的把那玩意来回摆弄的事情就不告诉大家了…… Continues to receive training. 继续受训。 Station military bearing time, instructor captain leads bed-check, unsurprisingly, in each square formation holds several unlucky eggs. 站军姿的时候,教官队长带队去查寝,不出意外,每个方阵里都提溜出好几个倒霉蛋。 Economical college weeded out...... emmm, is Squirrel, Like Jade and Sichuan Brat. 经济学院被薅出来的……emmm,正是松鼠如玉川娃 first time did not buckle your divided, push-up 20, preparation!” 第一次就不扣你们的分了,俯卧撑二十个,预备!” One in the morning, silly guys is various types is punished, only Wang Yan, wants to find fault unable to select, mixes to dismiss deliciously. 一上午,沙雕们又是各种被罚,唯独汪言,想挑毛病都挑不出来,美滋滋混到解散。 At noon is disinclined to toss about , to continue to mix the cafeteria. 中午都懒得折腾,继续混食堂。 Is eating meal, Wang Yan unexpectedly receives telephone in an unexpected and reason. 正吃着饭,汪言突然接到一个意料之外、情理之中的电话。 Ling Girl that girl. 玲丫那丫头。 Hey? Is Young Wang?” “喂?请问是汪少么?” Ling Girl, long time no see, recently what kind of?” 玲丫,好久不见,最近怎么样?” Must say that Ling Girl this woman really can calm down, after previous time finishes talking, had not basically had any communication with Wang Yan again. 要说玲丫姑娘真能沉得住气,从上次谈完以后,基本就再没跟汪言有过任何沟通。 Wang Yan thought that matter yellow, however from the present situation, the small girl is clearly suppressing the big move. 汪言都以为那事儿黄了,然而从现在的情况看,小丫头分明是在憋大招。 Young Wang, we four contract also 4 days finished, everyone determines no longer and Liu Yuanfang supplementary contract, therefore asks you to report the situation......” 汪少,我们四个的合约还有四天结束,所有人都确定不再和刘远方续约,所以找您汇报一下情况……” The Ling Girl sound is very excited, nod of Wang Yan calm and collectedly. 玲丫的声音很兴奋,汪言不动声色的点点头。 Good, you said, I am listening.” “好,你说,我听着呢。” With the narration of Ling Girl, Wang Yan made clear finally recently over half a month, changing constantly of entire eating and broadcasting. 随着玲丫的叙述,汪言终于搞清楚最近大半个月,整个吃播界的风云变幻。 First is the rise of Four Great Kings. 首先是四大王者的崛起。 Mizi, Ling Girl, Dagang and A'Dai, were played the stem to seal Four Kings by the water friends, is representing eating and broadcasting highest internet celebrity. 密子玲丫大刚阿呆,被水友们玩梗封了个四王,代表着吃播界的最高网红 Actually the popularity and heat degree of four people still had the high under division, strongest Mizi, wants entire to be stronger than a rank weakest A'Dai. 其实四个人的人气和热度仍有高下之分,最强的密子,比最弱的阿呆要整整强出一个级别。 However even if weakest A'Dai, the successors with under has the giant fault/chasm. 但是哪怕是最弱的阿呆,跟底下的后来者都有巨大的断层。 In a short time, and no one can threaten they four position. 短时间内,并没有任何人能够威胁她们四个的地位。 Especially Mizi and Ling Girl, are relying on the beautiful facial features, obtains the DouYu official affirmation. 尤其是密子玲丫,凭借着姣好的面容,已经得到逗鱼官方的肯定。 Naturally, cannot attain signs the contract, means that must have the family/home association. 当然,拿不到直签合同,就意味着仍旧必须有家公会。 In the entire month, did not know that many broker company and associations have contacted them, the condition that pledges, basically conforms to certainly the A-list worth, is only the emphasis point is different. 在整个月份中,不晓得有多少经纪公司、公会接触过她们,开出的条件,基本上都符合准一线的身价,只是侧重点不同。 Even, Wang Siming oneself have chatted respectively one time with Mizi and Ling Girl. 甚至,王思明本人都和密子玲丫分别聊过一次。 Wang Yan straightforward asking: Why doesn't go to Young Wang (king) there?” 汪言直接了当的问:“为什么不去王少那里?” Since Ling Girl will look for Wang Yan to chat, naturally full consideration, hears word giving response without hesitation. 玲丫既然会找汪言聊,自然是已经全盘考虑好,闻言不假思索的给出回应。 „The condition that Young Wang, principal gives is seemingly excellent, but is primarily forward plans.” 汪少,校长给出的条件看似优厚,但是都以远期规划为主。” I am a bitter child of floor family background, next year what, three years later what, I am not clear, moreover is not interested.” “我就是一个底层出身的苦孩子,明年什么样、三年以后什么样,我不清楚,而且也不是那么感兴趣。” Compared with you, principal said many, ambition is too big, field of view is too high, my not butt buffer.” “和您相比,校长说得太多、志向太大、眼界太高,我心里不托底。” Does not raise other, on August 15 chatted platform with us, said that was in early September, in September can get online at the latest, the result one deeply asked that the idea was one year ago had, in any case at the end of July but company was registers......” “都不提别的,8月15号跟我们聊平台,说是9月初、最晚9月中就能上线,结果一深问,想法是一年前就有的,但是反正公司是7月末才注册的……” I then asked Firm Brother, I said that Firm Brother you thought how long time constructs stable live broadcast platform to require?” “我回头就问了刚哥,我说刚哥你觉得建设一个稳定的直播平台要多久时间?” Firm Brother said, writes the code to measure to from the hiring Duke measures, how can at least 3 months? As for is steady, looks at the programmer strength!” 刚哥说,从招人写代码到内测公测,怎么都得至少三个月吧?至于稳不稳,看程序员实力呗!” Wang Yan moves at heart, suddenly recalls Wang Siming to the day that oneself telephone, probably 16 th? 汪言心里一动,突然回忆起王思明给自己打电话的日子,好像是16号? Ling Girl continued. 玲丫继续说。 We felt in any case, signs principal company, was definitely inferior that signs your association only.” “反正我们觉得,签校长公司,肯定不如出来单签您的公会。” Supposed that new platform gets online in mid September, we four blank periods have entire 10 days, what is not dry, is waiting?” “假设新平台9月中旬上线,我们四个的空白期都有整整十天,难道什么都不干,就那么干等着?” If by some chance postpones?” “万一延期呢?” Keeps DouYu, at least the popularity stable does not drain, if principal really has the sincerity to do, when platform stabilized, when asks you to discuss.” “留在逗鱼,至少人气是稳定不流失的,如果校长真有诚意去做,什么时候平台稳定了,什么时候找您谈。” Person who you and principal have the status, you discussed are appropriate, we were disinclined that brain.” “您和校长都是有身份的人,你们谈才合适,我们懒得动那个脑筋。” Wang Yan cannot help laughing, I have the status! 汪言哑然失笑,我有个屁身份! However on the other hand, so long as the plan with that card bundle can implement smoothly, brother will really have an outwardly on sign...... 不过话又说回来,只要与那张卡捆绑的计划能够顺利实施,确实会有一个明面上的牌子了…… Regarding a independent individual, 5,000,000 following consumption actually does not need any shield. 对于一个单独的个体而言,500万以下的消费其实并不需要任何掩护。 The family that the nation can pull out the 5,000,000 cash, toward few said that must have above 10,000,000, the 430,000,000 household family, front 2.5 have the 5,000,000 above net assets. 全国能掏出500万现金的家庭,往少里说都得有1000万以上,4.3亿户家庭,前面2.5都有500万以上的净资产。 Flowered big several million buy the suite and 1~2 million to buy a car(riage), does not have any organization will check you. 花大几百万买套房、一两百万买辆车,没有任何机构会查你。 Can check? 查得过来么? Is the large cash flow can trigger the internal warning of bank only, but that thing is not artificial, is the one information flow, compiles toward above, only if the quota is ultra-large. 唯独就是大额现金流动会触发银行的内部警报,但那玩意不是人工的,就是一条信息流,往上面汇总,除非额度超大。 Some System, actually this loophole do not exist. 系统在,其实就连这点漏洞都不存在。 Second raises second, absolutely safe The mechanism, how Wang Yan is not clear realizes, but can determine, the System money was not regulated. 【秒提秒到、绝对安全】的作用机制,汪言不清楚是怎么实现的,但是可以确定,系统的钱不受监管。 Naturally, this is the current situation, because the quota is too small. 当然,这是目前的情况,因为额度实在太小。 Later words, even if System account transfer technically as before with no trace, Wang Yan must have outwardly on shield. 以后的话,哪怕系统转账在技术上依旧不留痕迹,汪言都必须有明面上的掩护。 The fund cannot check, checks individual, can't you always hide? 资金不可查,查个人,你总躲不过去吧? Actually, since starts to read «Federal Reserve Biography», Wang Yan on has been pondering these issues. 其实,自打开始读《美联储传》,汪言就一直在思考这些问题。 «Federal Reserve Biography», sends the coin behavior, financial value, capital effect wait/etc issue of regarding the currency essence the discussions, making Wang Yan profit to be deep. 《美联储传》对于货币本质、发币行为、金融价值、资本效应等等问题的探讨,让汪言受益极深。 Reads over cursorily, perusal, what Wang Yan does not understand the finance from one is high-school student, grows to roughly understand money strength Shenhao, this book claims credit really great. 粗读一遍,精读一遍,汪言从一个不懂金融为何物的高中生,成长为粗通金钱力量神豪,这本书居功甚伟。 Therefore Wang Yan some have actually been pondering, but the time is less, does not need to do truly. 所以汪言其实一直都有在思考,只是时候不到,没必要真正去做而已。 The considering everything how many million change, want to spend conveniently on the flower, because who selects the matter on the big fee/spent flustered checks the Wang Yan's father mother relative and asset origin? 满打满算几百万的小钱,想花随手就花了,谁会因为这么点儿事就大费周章的去查汪言的母亲戚、资产来源? mental illness ah?! 精神病?! If really wants to investigate thoroughly, must make a move by some advanced power institution, locks Wang Yan and complete relative list ; 真要想查清楚,得由某个高级权力机关出手,锁定汪言以及全部亲属名单; Then is acted by another power institution, the accent takes everyone in the opening a bank account information and resource flow of all banks ; 然后由另外一个权力机关出手,调取所有人在所有银行的开户信息、资金流动情况; Finally sets out another power institution, verifies the ancestor to produce, cash, to be possible on the spot to sell off the asset wait/etc. 最后再出动另一个权力机关,实地查证祖产、现金、可变卖资产等等。 When the folk economic dispute requested the court to enforce, can't how many cases investigate thoroughly the accused person asset condition? 民间经济纠纷去申请法院强制执行时,有多少案例是根本查不清被告人资产状况的? Without is so simple. 真没那么简单。 Wang Yan planned to make up an industry before this winter break, the goal still did not cover the current this change, but prepared for later. 汪言打算在今年寒假之前补上一门产业,目的仍然不是掩盖当前这点小钱,而是为以后做准备。 However, beautiful misunderstanding of Ling Girl, actually a good deed. 不过,玲丫的美丽误会,倒是一件好事。 Wang Yan has not corrected her meaning, makes everyone misunderstand, the body throws over a skin, easy to do matter. 汪言也没有纠正她的意思,就让大家误会去吧,身上披一层皮,才好办事。 Therefore, you did decide with me do?” “所以,你们是打定主意跟我干了?” Un un!” “嗯嗯嗯!” Wang Yan as if saw that side the telephone, appearance that Ling Girl goes all out to nod. 汪言仿佛看到了电话那边,玲丫拼命点头的模样。 This woman, will come the matter and mind to be many, cannot belittle ah...... 姑娘,会来事、心眼多,不可小觑…… Mizi, Dagang and Little Fool are very good to your impression, said that you are the cold on the outside, warm on the inside good person, moreover you have same problem with me and Mizi......, sorry, did I say?” 密子大刚小呆对您的印象都特别好,都说您是个面冷心热的好人,而且您跟我和密子同病相怜……呀,对不起,我是不是说多了?” Wang Yan has almost not borne smile. 汪言差点没忍住笑。 Has same problem a cake! 同病相怜个粑粑! brother also does not have the apositia and violent spits sickness...... you really to be able the brain to make up. 又没有厌食症和暴吐症……你们真能脑补。 However on the other hand, that united healthy stomach food-vanishing tablet other day, truly makes everyone very warm, moreover anticipation. 不过话又说回来,上回那联健胃消食片,确实让大家心里很暖,而且又有一丝期待。 Very good medicine, is not definitely cheap, did not know that...... you also do have? 很棒的药,肯定不便宜,不晓得……您还有没有? Probably, this is also important weights, pressed directly on Ling Girl their hearts. 大概,这也是一个重要的砝码,直接压在了玲丫她们的心上。 „, Everyone thought works in any case with you will definitely not suffer a loss, the mind/bosom was contrasts, Liu Yuanfang that was what ah......” “反正吧,大家都觉得跟您合作肯定不会吃亏,胸怀都是对比出来了,刘远方那是什么……” Wang Yan shakes the head with a smile: Ok, did you repeatedly stress the cooperation, the cooperation plan have?” 汪言笑着摇头:“行吧,你反复强调合作,合作方案有么?” Finally talked about the subject, Ling Girl became cautious. 终于谈到正题,玲丫变得小心翼翼。 „, The association, definitely is you disburses money, you find the person to manage......, but, we hope can with own brand value and signing fee and so on thing, obtains to lose the stockholder's rights, then wages had not related, we can only take few......” “呃,公会呢,肯定是您出钱,您找人来管理……但是呢,我们希望能用自身的品牌价值、签约费之类的东西,获得一丢丢股权,然后工资方面就没关系了,我们可以只拿很少一部分……” Ok, how many wants?” “可以,要多少?” ah? Does your agree to draw?!” ?您这就同意拉?!” Wang Yan complies to be really simple, making Ling Girl a little ignorant. 汪言答应得实在太干脆,让玲丫有点懵。 This is you earns.” “这是你们应得的。” Wang Yan cannot bear want to smile. 汪言忍不住想笑。 Actually your four can stick together, has the qualifications to discuss with let He to cooperate, nothing but is the issue of choices. 其实你们四个能抱起团来,有资格跟任何公会谈合作的,无非就是取舍的问题。 How much money I have not planned to make from you from the start, but wants the running water, why didn't agree? 我压根就没打算从你们身上赚多少钱,只是想要流水而已,为什么不同意? Profits obviously, Chief Wang must scatter the chicken soup. 明明是占了便宜,汪总偏偏还要撒鸡汤。 Ling Girl, you should be self-confident, must believe own value, although I do not like this industry, but I approve you, therefore, said that how many wants?” 玲丫,你们应该再自信一点,要相信自己的价值,虽然我并不喜欢这个行业,但是我认可你们本身,所以,说吧,想要多少?” Ling Girl was moved is about to cry. 玲丫感动得都快哭了。 Obviously similarly is the chicken soup, how the Young Wang's soup compared with Young Wang (king) soup tasty so many? 明明同样都是鸡汤,汪少的汤怎么就比王少的汤好喝那么多呢? Sweet! 甜的!
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