LSD :: Volume #2

#162: divine immortal


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Returns to the bedroom, suddenly in the discovery room are also many a living person. 回到寝室,突然发现屋里又多一个生人。 Yo, finally a seat buddies? 哟,最后一位哥们 Dutch Bean, Squirrel and Like Jade, that rookie, have not been smoking in the balcony. 荷兰豆松鼠如玉都没在,就那新人自己,正在阳台上抽烟。 Saw that Wang Yan and Song Chen push the door to come , the new roommate has not moved the place, clamps the smoke to wave, greets. 看到汪言宋辰推门进来,新室友没动地方,夹着烟挥挥手,打声招呼。 brothers are good! I am Zhang Yiwei that we sleep, four Sichuan Brat!” 兄弟们好哇!我是咱们寝的张易伟,四川娃!” Zhang Yiwei is dark and thin, is not tall, but looks has such a share valiant vigor very much. 张易伟黑黑瘦瘦的,个子不高,但看着很有那么一股子彪悍劲。 By the hair shaves the green skin, above but actually vertical, clamps the posture of smoke to look is the old smoker, notified the person does not have stage fright. 头发两边剃成青皮,上面根根倒竖,夹着烟的姿势一看就是老烟枪,跟人打招呼一点不怯场。 The opposite party do not have stage fright, Wang Yan will be only more natural than him. 对方不怯场,汪言只会比他更自然。 buddies, smokes to help!” 哥们,抽完烟过来帮个忙!” Zhang Yiwei is startled, thinks, discarded just pulled out the half the smoke, is rubbing hands to enter the bedroom. 张易伟一怔,想了想,扔掉刚抽半截的烟,搓着手走进寝室。 „Does brothers, do to catch the child?!” 兄弟,做抓子?!” I called Wang Yan.” “我叫汪言。” Wang Yan first introduced own name, then to a new roommate leaning head. 汪言先把自己名字介绍了,然后对着新室友一偏头。 Troubles you to hang the window curtains with Song Chen, the school sends does not separate the light, both of us buy one set newly.” “麻烦你跟宋辰把窗帘挂上去,学校发的不隔光,我俩新买一套。” Fine!” “要得!” Zhang Yiwei clapped, received the package in Song Chen. 张易伟拍拍手,接过宋辰手里的包。 In the Sichuan dialect, generally uses among the friends fine reacts, the mood quite positive upfront that shows, is almost equal to the ordinary words good, rather than good. 在四川方言里,“要得”一般都是用在朋友之间做回应,展现出来的心情比较积极正面,差不多等同于普通话里的“好嘞”,而不是“好的”。 Wang Yan's naturally does not look on as an outsider, making the last roommate happy, was a little carrying the stance of alienation, was scattered instantaneously. 汪言的自然不见外,让最后一个室友心情很好,原本有点端着疏远的架势,瞬间就被打散。 Their busy opening window blinds, the stool is not very high, window not to facilitate to step on, Zhang Yiwei height most 173, seems a little irritable. 俩人忙忙活活的拆窗帘,凳子不够高、窗台不方便踩,张易伟的身高最多173,就显得有点别扭。 Wang Yan shouted directly: Steps on my bed sheet on the line, feels relieved to step on, all right!” 汪言直接喊:“踩我床单就行,放心踩,没事!” Sichuan Brat Zhang Yiwei is very gruff, said lets step on, raises the mattress directly, solid steps on. 川娃张易伟挺憨的,说让踩,直接就把褥子一掀,结结实实的踩上去。 Wang Yan opens the resentment directly: Your gruffness! Let you step on the bed sheet , because the bed sheet does not want, do you step on the bedboard to do? The bedboard I cannot trade!” 汪言直接就开怼:“你个憨憨!让你踩床单,是因为床单不要了,你踩床板干嘛?床板我又不能换!” Said is the resentment, is actually very intimate cracking a joke, Sichuan Brat scratches the head, he he smiles. 说是怼,其实是很亲热的开着玩笑,川娃挠挠头,嘿嘿一笑。 What? Bed sheet how doesn't well want?” “啥子唉?好好的床单咋个就不要了?” Buys newly, waited to trade.” “买新的了,等会换。” Wang Yan is removing the quilt, spoke thoughtlessly and asked: „Do you many come temporarily? Sees others?” 汪言拆着被,随口又问:“你多暂来的?看到别人没有?” 10 o'clock! Sees Potato, how does the kid manage himself to call Potato? Puts down thing running.” “十点钟!就看到一个土豆,那娃儿咋管自己叫土豆呢?放下东西哈兮兮的跑了。” The Zhang Yiwei speech accent is very strong, moreover does not have an orderliness, the thought jumps probably specially. 张易伟说话口音很重,而且没个条理,思维好像特别跳跃。 Wang Yan looks at perspiration that they bustle about, closes directly the air conditioning, happen to at this time, the opposite bedroom comes back a ball, sees that the wheel to come in immediately, smiles greeting of xī xī. 汪言看他俩忙乎的一身汗,直接关门开空调,正好此时,对面寝室回来个球,见状马上轱辘进来,笑嘻嘻的招呼。 „Does Young Wang, what have to need to move the barbarian?” 汪少,有啥需要搬蛮的?” Wang Yan remembers that little fatty Hu Liang clearly is reckless Jianren, yesterday when chatted added that I most liked Guo resulting in crotch, did one say what on the learned in the evening especially? 汪言记得小胖子胡亮分明是一个胡建人,昨天聊天时还说“我最喜欢郭得裆”,一晚上就特么学会说“啥”了? The retroflexes of clear pronunciation and mellow voice, tsk tsk! 字正腔圆的翘舌音,啧啧 Chief Wang remembers Ji Shengwa Like Jade and Sichuan Brat Zhang Yiwei suddenly, the subconscious premonition, they will certainly have a crashing collision...... 汪总突然想起吉省娃如玉川娃张易伟,下意识的预感到,他俩一定会有一场激烈的碰撞…… emmm, felt that the Like Jade chance is very big...... emmm,感觉如玉赢面挺大的…… Collects the distracting thoughts, beckons to little fatty: Come, you help me wrap/sets the bedding bag.” 收束杂念,对小胖子招招手:“来吧,你帮我套一下被罩。” little fatty twists twists helps —— Hu Liang height 1.65 m, 160 jin (0.5 kg), he walks really being able to start to walk leg, breaks out the hip, rubs to proceed outside caret-shaped. 小胖子拧哒拧哒来帮忙——胡亮身高1米65,160斤重,丫走路真的迈不开腿,都是劈开胯,蹭着往前走外八字的。 Touches the bedding bag and by the fruit pulp, little fatty is a little wondered suddenly: Young Wang, yourself buy by ah?” 摸上被罩和被瓤,小胖子突然有点纳闷:“汪少,你自己买的被?” Un.” “嗯。” How much money ah? Looks that is quite expensive/noble!” “多少钱?看着就好贵!” The 4000 that we install now.” Wang Yan nature as one wishes, the movement has not stopped slightly. “咱俩现在装的这张4000块吧。”汪言自然随意,动作丝毫未停。 little fatty narrows the seam eye extreme speed to expand, finally turns into a date stone, is glittering the hard-to-identify light. 小胖子眯成缝的眼睛极速扩大,最终变成一颗枣核,闪烁着难以辨认的光。 Slotting! Jiaxi some feeds altogether!” “挖槽!甲西某喂共!” Suddenly jumps the words that no one can understand. 突然就蹦出来一句谁都听不懂的话。 Stands Zhang Yiwei on Wang Yan bed also turns head, dumbfounded: Black overbearing?!” 站在汪言床上的张易伟亦随之回头,目瞪口呆:“黑么霸道?!” You hang your window curtains well, do not plant!” “你好好挂你的窗帘,别栽下来!” Wang Yan hurries to beckon with the hand. 汪言赶紧摆手。 Fine!” “要得!” Zhang Yiwei then continues to work, the attitude has no sweeping change. 张易伟回头继续干活,态度没什么大变化。 little fatty thinks, has not deliberately patted what ass-licking. 小胖子想了想,也没刻意拍什么马屁 Yesterday after going back, each bedroom held a brutal complete discussion to Wang Yan, the final conclusion was in the —— big brother family/home has the ore either, either was other one online big shot. 昨天回去以后,每个寝室都对汪言进行了一番惨无人道的全面讨论,最终的结论是——大哥家里要么有矿,要么是另外一条线上的大佬 In brief, awesome. 总而言之,牛比 Not only because of handling the matter of air conditioning, the energy, self-control and quality that but display in the entire contact procedure, too exceed the allowed figure. 不仅仅是因为搞定空调的事情,而是在整个接触过程里表现出来的底气、涵养、素质,都实在太超标。 The first year uni new student|life is only tender, is not silly. 大一新生只是嫩,不是傻。 Let them show the big brother bearing, that definitely cannot achieve. 让他们自己去展现大哥气度,那肯定做不到。 However distinguishes a person to be fierce and affable, most people can achieve, nothing but is the disparity of keen degree. 但是分辨一个人厉不厉害、好不好惹,绝大多数人都能做到,无非就是敏锐程度的差距而已。 Keenest should be Like Jade...... emmm. 最敏锐的应该是如玉……emmm。 The little fatty Hu Liang mind are very many, when realizing Wang Yan does not intend to show off, but chatted normally, did not do simply exaggeratingly, accompanies to chat normally. 小胖子胡亮心眼挺多的,在意识到汪言并不是有意炫富,只是正常闲聊时,索性就不搞那么夸张,正常陪聊。 „Doesn't Young Wang, how have to buy a mattress conveniently?” 汪少,怎么没顺手买个床垫?” Mattress did not need, the bed of hard spot rests very well, I am not tasteful.” “床垫就没必要了,硬点儿的床睡起来挺好的,我没那么讲究。” A last few words exit|to speak, on three people of foreheads emerges the heavy line...... 最后一句话一出口,三人的脑门上都浮出黑线…… big brother, your dumb? 大哥,您心里的B数呢? Can this new student|life, look compared with you more tasteful person? 本届新生,能找出来比您更讲究的人吗? Is speechless, Dutch Bean pushes the door to come, brings big bunch of things. 正无语着,荷兰豆推门进来,带着一大堆东西。 The thing that the messy pots and pans wrap/sets, in the bedroom can use in any case has. 乱七八糟的锅碗瓢盆套,反正寝室里能用上的东西都有。 Sees Wang Yan in the bedroom, immediately reports: Brother Wang, altogether spends 279 dollars, remaining I put on the table to you!” 看到汪言在寝室,马上就来汇报:“汪哥,总共花掉279块钱,剩下的我给你搁桌上!” Yeah I go! 哎我去! Buys so many life things, one has not moved, finally do you spend less than 300?! 买那么多生活用品,一趟都没搬完,最后你就花不到300?! Talent ah...... 人才…… Wang Yan does not have the time to look at these things along with the tastes: Pocket money you are receiving, pays the electrical bill specially. I am for personal convenience to do so many electric appliances, cannot make you spread too many expenses.” 汪言没功夫看那些东西随口道:“零钱你收着吧,专门交电费。我图方便搞来这么多电器,不能让你们摊太多费用。” What said is what words?” “恁说的是啥话呢?” Dutch Bean was anxious, the black face rises purplish red. 荷兰豆急了,黑脸涨得紫红。 We follow you to mix the comfortable day, pulls out water and electricity charges should not be?” “俺们跟着你混上舒服日子,就掏点水电费不是应该的么?” Zhang Yiwei knew that the air conditioning is the Wang Yan attire, asked Song Chen low voice: What thing do we sleep have?” 张易伟才晓得空调是汪言装的,小声问宋辰:“咱寝都有啥玩意?” Air conditioning, washer and small refrigerator, temporarily.” “空调、洗衣机、小冰箱,暂时。” Song Chen returns low voice, very intelligence adding on temporarily two characters. 宋辰小声回,很灵性的加上“暂时”二字。 Zhang Yiwei sticks out one's tongue: Our day close to suitable drop black ah......” 张易伟吐吐舌头:“咱们的日子巴适滴黑……” The Song Chen heart has intimate nod, then shouted a throat: Brother Wang, the expense I have the same place!” 宋辰心有戚戚的点点头,回头喊一嗓子:“汪哥,费用我出一块!” Must leave!” Zhang Yiwei also agreed. “要出的!”张易伟也同意。 Ok.” “行吧。” Wang Yan beckons with the hand, is disinclined to struggle these with them. 汪言摆摆手,懒得和他们争这些。 No matter their life Feely does have this budget, with our bedroom, can look to make up in any case sooner or later, okay. 不管他们的生活费里有没有这笔预算,反正跟咱一个寝室,早晚都能找补回来,就这么着吧。 That pays 100 dollars per month per person, treats as the bedroom public fund, the water electrical network fee/spent walks from inside, Dutch Bean, you are careful, you are managing!” “那就每人每个月交100块钱,当做寝室公共基金,水电网费都从里面走,荷兰豆,你心细,就你管着吧!” Dutch Bean one hear, the black face rises again purplish red. 荷兰豆一听,黑黑的脸庞再次涨成紫红。 Ready! Brother Wang you felt relieved that the matter of running about is my, I assign to manage well!” “妥!汪哥你就放心吧,跑腿的事儿都是我的,我指定管好!” little fatty witnesses all these, suddenly is good to envy. 小胖子亲眼目睹这一切,突然好羡慕。 Takes a look at others this university life, divine immortal! 瞧瞧人家这大学生活,神仙呐!
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