Everyone works as one to tidy up the room, quick, not only the window curtains and health all do well, the washer and refrigerator also arrive quickly. 大家齐心协力收拾屋子,很快,不但窗帘和卫生全都搞好,洗衣机和冰箱也迅速到位。 Like Jade brings the cat and wide zone lines comes back, everyone sends one, what including is the local campus network. 如玉带着猫和宽带线回来,每人发一根,连的是本地校园网。 The cat wants independent to open probably, supports WiFi to use...... probably? 猫好像是要单独开的,撑WiFi用……大概？ Wang Yan really does not understand, does not plan to understand, makes sporty Like Jade be busy at work. 汪言是真不懂,亦不打算弄懂,就让劲头十足的如玉忙活去。 Enables everyone to develop his talents and makes the best use of things, money will become strength. 人尽其才、物尽其用,钱才会成为力量。 Now only misses Squirrel not to come back, Wang Yan dialed a telephone simply in the past, the opposite party said finally immediately. 现在只差松鼠没回来,汪言索性拨个电话过去,结果对方说马上到。 That line, Wang Yan starts to arrange to reserve. 那行吧,汪言就开始安排订餐。 Directly on the ultra first year uni share mala fragrant pot, with a six jin (0.5 kg) rice box of beer two garlic, specially simple, but has bedroom dining together of atmosphere specially. 直接就超大一份麻辣香锅,配六斤米饭一箱啤酒两头大蒜,特别朴实但特别有氛围的寝室聚餐。 When Squirrel brings the table to come back, shouted that several melon babies moved five box of various types of wines to come back, everyone thoroughly hi. 等到松鼠带着餐桌回来,又喊几个瓜娃子下去搬了五箱各种酒类回来,大家彻底嗨了。 It is fortunate that must start work to meet in the evening cannot drink too, otherwise really must knock down several to lie down tomorrow. 得亏晚上要开班会不能喝太多,不然真就得撂倒几个躺到明天。 How the Wang Yan original alcohol capacity, on school acceptance feast was not filled to spit directly, but physique adds to 79 points now, in Imperial Capital is various practices, finally becomes a tyrant in contemporaries. 汪言原本的酒量不怎么着的,升学宴上直接被灌吐过,不过现在体质加到79点,在帝都又是各种练习,终于成为同龄人里的一霸。 After putting Like Jade and Squirrel that lies down most can boast, the remaining four people are more peaceful, are eating the fragrant pot slowly, chatted to talk nonsense. 放躺下最能咋呼的如玉和松鼠以后,剩下的四个人就安静许多,慢慢吃着香锅,聊天扯淡。 „Young Wang, thanks words were not many said that lived in a bedroom to be black luck with you, before I came, has not really thought that atmosphere such close to will be suitable, the melon babies took you, I also took!” “汪少,感谢的话不多说了,跟你住一个寝室黑么幸运,我来之前真没想到氛围会这么巴适,瓜娃子们都服你,我也服！” Zhang Yiwei looks that very does not support valiantly affably, is actually in a personality the person, the intestines is also very straight. 张易伟看着挺彪悍挺不好惹的,其实也是个性情中人,肠子很直。 What another intestines thief is straight is Song Chen, but will not express, the letting person who is depressed always thinks that is installing aloof to play the graceful. 另外一个肠子贼直的是宋辰,只是不会表达,闷闷的让人总以为是在装高冷耍帅。 Dutch Bean is gruff, gruff also leads mother, mother is also very careful, lives the wrong sex marvel. 荷兰豆就是憨,憨中又带娘,娘着又很仔细,生错性别的奇葩一个。 Said that his he is anxious: „I like the woman!” 说他他还急:“俺喜欢女人！” Good all various professions, know knew. 行行行,知道了知道了。 Everyone feels very optimistic, do 1 : 3 male and female proportions, how also delimit unable to draw an object? 大家都觉得很乐观,一比三的男女比例,咋还划拉不来一个对象？ Talked about this, everyone started to give free reign to the imagination. 一谈到这个,大家都开始畅想。 „Oh, did not know that our class does have the beautiful woman......” “哇塞,不晓得咱班有没有美女……” „Melon baby! Doesn't evildoer does not harm hisneighbors know? Goes out to play!” “瓜娃子！兔子不吃窝边草晓得不？出去耍嘛！” Hē big Squirrel to throw the corner one to open the eye suddenly, said seriously: „flirt cannot be in front of Little Brother-In-Law's! Stands father unable to injure together with him!” 喝大的松鼠突然扑棱一下睁开眼睛,严肃道:“撩妹千万不能当着小舅子的面！跟他站一块老子伤不起！” „Stands you only to lie Squirrel on street light with whom......” “跟谁站一块你都是只趴在路灯上的松鼠……” Little Brother-In-Law sudden venomous tongue, everyone stares, immediately roars with laughter. 小舅子突然毒舌一句,大家一愣,随即哄堂大笑。 Squirrel raises up a middle finger to Song Chen, immediately lay. 松鼠冲宋辰竖起一根中指,马上又趴了下去。 Zhang Yiwei ba the mouth, the doubt knits the brows suddenly. 张易伟突然吧唧吧唧嘴,狐疑皱眉。 „Doesn't father feel to ah? We sleep, most has the lethality to sis, should be Brother Wang?” “老子感觉不对啊？咱们寝,对妹儿最有杀伤力的,应该是汪哥吧？” Everyone suddenly neat turning the head, panic-stricken looks that has smiled not to speak, static such as Wang Yan of stealth. 大家突然齐刷刷的转头,惊恐的看着一直笑而不语,静如隐身的汪言。 „To ah! True wolf here!” “对啊！真正的狼在这儿呢！” „My Brother Wang person aggressive statement are not many, making a move must offend somebody.” “我汪哥人狠话不多,出手必伤人。” „Brother Wang, brothers have a liking for anyone, certainly asks you to ask for instructions the report, if you said: That is the old paper scheduled punmetals mounting, two words, we affirmed not docile crawling opens!” “汪哥,兄弟们看上谁,一定找你请示汇报,你要是说:那是老纸预定的炮架,莫得二话,咱肯定温顺的爬开！” Everyone hā hā laughs, Song Chen had not thought that has anything is not right. 大家哈哈大笑,宋辰都没觉得有什么不对。 Although Little Brother-In-Law is long specially gracefully, however is on charm of man, missing Wang Yan is too far. 小舅子虽然长得特别帅,但是在身为男人的魅力上,差汪言实在太远。 However this matter actually cannot reach an agreement, the university female student eventually in the women compared with society too be purely many, bumps into the firm face dog, no one has idea. 不过这种事儿其实说不好的,大学女生终究要比社会里的女人单纯太多,碰到坚定的颜狗,谁都没辙。 Wang Yan is accompanying their noisy one, explained leisurely: „I have the girlfriend.” 汪言陪着他们闹一阵,才悠悠解释:“我有女朋友。” „I go! Didn't you say early?” “我去！你不早说？” „Sister-in-law in which ah?” “嫂子在哪啊？” „Relenting atmosphere does ah have the wood to have?” “松口大气啊有木有？” Disputing that one group of people talked at once, Wang Yan thinks, T-shirt that printed Liu Li Big Head to paste turns simply that. 一堆人七嘴八舌的呛呛,汪言想了想,干脆把那件印着刘璃大头贴的T恤翻出来。 In the afternoon the starting work meeting, Wang Yan decides to put on it. 下午去开班会,汪言决定就穿它。 The picture on T-shirt, the resolution is not high, but shows Liu Li that intelligence beauty sufficiently. T恤上的照片,分辨率不高,但是足以展现出刘璃那种灵性的美。 The silly dogs good one to envy, has no accident/surprise. 傻狗们好一顿羡慕,却没什么意外。 To come in them, the Wang Yan's girlfriend is not the big beautiful woman is strange. 在他们想来,汪言的女朋友不是大美女才奇怪。 Song Chen a little bewildered desolate, is sipping the lip actually, oneself drink one glass of liquor. 倒是宋辰有点莫名其妙的落寞,抿着嘴唇,自己又喝一杯酒。 Actually is not the specially complex mood, remembers supercilious elder sister suddenly, thought that has such a to lose the regret. 其实也不是什么特别复杂的情绪,就是突然想起心高气傲的姐姐,觉得有那么一丢丢遗憾而已。 Un, loses! 嗯,就一丢丢！ Eats to the heart's content, time already about 3 points. 酒足饭饱,时间已经将近三点。 Today's class meeting was arranged at 4 : 00, sober brother four take a bath in turn, then wakes dropping down two, dao puts in order, valiant spirited. 今天的班会被安排在四点开,清醒的哥四个依次洗澡,然后把倒下的两个弄醒,一顿捯饬,雄赳赳气昂昂的出发。 In the corridor is very lively, entire living is new student/life, management institute basically also meets, hū hū lā lā is a person. 走廊里特别热闹,一整层住的都是新生,经管院基本是同时开会,呼呼啦啦的全是人。 Normally, the new students will take the bedroom as the unit, walks respectively various. 正常情况下,新生们都会以寝室为单位,各走各的。 Going out of result 303 bedrooms, nearby person is all greeting. 结果303寝的一出门,附近的人全都在打招呼。 „Brother Wang!” “汪哥！” „Young Song face what kind of!” “松少脸咋的了！” „Brother Wang today is very handsome!” “汪哥今天真帅！” „Potato, do you carry so many things today?” “土豆,今天你拎那么多东西嘛去了？” „Beginning are you so listless in? Also by whom in beginning?!” “中初你咋那么蔫吧内？又被谁中初了？！” „You special!” “你才特么又！” A merriment, economic specialized male students, naturally is centered on 303 to sleep, hū hū lā lā gathers an important goods person. 一阵笑闹,经济学专业的男生们,自然而然的以303寝为中心,呼呼啦啦聚起一大帮人。 Even if the middle has individually does not catch cold to Wang Yan, in this case, definitely cannot stray. 即便中间有个别对汪言不感冒的,在这种情况下,肯定不会离群。 Therefore other institute department is six six walks, the economics with fighting in groups, batters. 于是别的院系都是六个六个走,经济学就跟打群架似的,横冲直撞。 Arrives at the classroom building, class one and two classes of separated, enters the classroom respectively. 到教学楼,一班和二班的才分开,各自走进教室。 Passing through the gate, the rampant arrogance of gentlemen stagnates immediately. 一进门,男士们的嚣张气焰顿时一滞。 The female students came the larger part, are not many, 20 many, happen to are two times of male student. 女生来了一大半,不多,二十多个吧,正好是男生的两倍。 Not the big classroom, middle good location almost to have been fully occupied, is only left over the corner. 不大的教室,中间的好位置几乎已经被占满,只剩下边边角角。 Then so many female students raise the head neatly, sizing up...... is not right, carefully examined looks that the gentlemen come in...... 然后这么多女生齐刷刷抬头,打量……不对,审视的看着男士们一个个进来…… fuck! 卧槽！ Fades at the scene gets down 50. 当场就蔫吧下去50。 Remaining dauntless men, when everyone has to look for the seat separatedly, by a nearby female student isolation, hard did not get up immediately. 剩下的硬汉们,在大家不得不分开找座位的时候,被附近的女生一隔离,顿时也硬不起来了。 Actually the vision of female students not necessarily has what special meaning, but the quantitative change results in the qualitative change, the enemy are too many, letting the person has to empty. 其实女生们的目光不见得有什么特殊含义,但是量变引发质变,敌军太多,让人不得不虚。 2 tael or 100 grams is very calm, one is Wang Yan, one is Little Brother-In-Law. 唯二两个特别淡定的,一个是汪言,一个是小舅子。 Song Chen was purely stares at habit by the female student, and has realized the facial paralysis marvelous ability, could not see to change. 宋辰纯属是被女生盯习惯了,而且早就练成面瘫神功,看不出变化来。 Wang Yan naturally not to mention, low-key following in Squirrel and Little Brother-In-Law behind, toward arranges finally sits, does not show one's self, peacefully like chicken. 汪言自然更不用说,低调的跟在松鼠和小舅子身后,往最后排一坐,不显山不露水的,安静如鸡。 Slowly, the classroom was filled up by the student. 慢慢的,教室被学生填满。 Finally, pinches to walk 20 big empty fatty. 最后,掐着点儿走进来一个二十高大虚胖子。 Auxiliary lead unexpectedly is not the young pretty girl, poor evaluation! 辅导员居然不是年轻漂亮的女孩,差评！ „I called Wu Chengjian, Wu Cheng'en's Wu Cheng, construction, very happy...... very happy...... very lucky......” “我叫吴承建,吴承恩的吴承,建设的件,很高兴……很愉快……很幸运……” blah blah Little Magic Fairies above banana plant the banana plant flower of the cherry, moves time hits time moves time hits time ultra to have tempo. 巴拉巴拉小魔仙在上面芭啦芭啦出一首樱之花,动次打次动次打次的超有节奏。 When he changes the body, 10 minutes disappear, male students all forehead pitch-black. The melon approves really inexpensively! ” 等丫变完身,十分钟不见了,男生们个个脑门乌黑。瓜批真贱！” Sichuan Brat first cannot endure the temper. 川娃第一个耐不住性子。 Like Jade in the under low voice whisper: „How does school think? The classes and grades of 38 female students, entire male auxiliary lead comes, for fear that doesn't have the soil that the dissolute unspoken rule multiplies not?” 如玉在底下小声嘀咕:“学校咋想的？38个女生的班级,整一个男辅导员来,生怕没有腐化堕落潜规则滋生的土壤是不？” Wang Yan smiled: „In our class how many, regardless, always returns 12 male students, you think class that these one only child, putting there isn't more dangerous?” 汪言笑了:“咱们班里多少不论,总归还有12个男生,你想想那些就一根独苗的班级,放那里不是更危险？” „fuck! The harem novel has not written!” Squirrel exclaims. “卧槽！后宫小说都没有这么写的！”松鼠惊叹不已。 Song Chen said leisurely: „I felt that novel will very probably turn delays beautiful......” 宋辰悠悠道:“我觉得,那本小说很可能会变成耽美……” (?) (?) The surrounding person gives the thumbs-up neatly. 周围的人齐刷刷竖起大拇指。 Your this mentality, I take spicily! 您这个思路,我服辣！ Brother Jian talked on endlessly to satisfy a craving finally, the big hand wielded: „ Under, we elect several temporary class cadres to come out, are responsible for the earlier management to student. 建哥终于叨叨过瘾,大手一挥:“下面,我们选几个临时的班干部出来,负责前期的班级管理。 In principle, class monitor elects a male student as far as possible, docks the communication more convenient with me. 原则上,正班长尽量选个男生,与我对接沟通方便一些。 vice class monitor and study committee member and so on does not have the compulsory requirement. 副班长、学习委员之类的没有硬性要求。 To campaign for class monitor, troubles you on own initiative, is to own exercise. 想竞选班长的,就麻烦你们主动一点,算是对自己的锻炼。 Who thinks that first did chat two? 有谁想第一个上来聊两句么？ Come, brave! ” 来,勇敢点！” The voice stops, scatters the male students in various all places, on neat looks at Wang Yan. 话音才停,散落在全班各处的男生,就齐刷刷的把目光转向汪言。 Well? 咦？ What situation?! 什么情况？！ The female students curiosity writings, follow to turn the head to look. 女生们好奇心大作,亦跟着转头望来。 ............ ………… 【Asked monthly ticket, is going against wound, was 9500 characters】 【求月票,顶着伤,又是9500字】