LNBH :: Volume #1

#88: Loss of appetite alliance


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Takes a bath, Zhou Ze puts on the white shirt and slacks is hugged by Bai Yingying, placed when the second floor summer sleeping mat, Bai Yingying got down, Xu Qinglang collected directly, asked: 洗完澡,周泽穿着白色的衬衫和休闲裤被白莺莺抱出来,安置在了二楼的凉席上,白莺莺下来时,许清朗直接凑了过来,问道: What situation?” “什么情况?” Covertly, 偷偷摸摸, Cautious, 小心翼翼, This feeling, the quite one types the underground casino fearful and apprehensive feeling, as if police officer will flush to raid a gambling house in the next moment. 这种感觉,颇有一种开地下赌场胆战心惊的感觉,仿佛警察就会在下一刻冲进来抓赌。 Bai Yingying starts to speak but hesitates, on face ruddy. 白莺莺欲言又止,脸上红扑扑的。 Xu Qinglang knits the brows, 许清朗皱了皱眉, A your zombie you blush. 你丫一个僵尸你脸红个屁啊。 What kind of?” Xu Qinglang pursues asks, he wants to know the answer urgently. “到底怎么样?”许清朗追问道,他迫切地想要知道答案。 Eh......” Bai Yingying. “额……”白莺莺 Said that stone?” Xu Qinglang anxious say/way. “说啊,石更了没有?”许清朗急切道。 This......” Bai Yingying. “这……”白莺莺 Under him is seam?” “难道他下面是一条缝儿?” Eh......” Bai Yingying. “额……”白莺莺 Or doesn't his pulling out have your big?” “又或者他的掏出来都没你的大?” Anything......” Bai Yingying. “啥……”白莺莺 Hey, do not keep guessing, but also wants to change the latest graphics card?” “喂,别卖关子了,还想不想换最新款的显卡了?” „After boss said the shop moves, to me changes the main engine that matches most newly high.” Bai Yingying shy say/way. “老板说店搬家后给我换一台最新最高配的主机。”白莺莺扭捏道。 „Were you bought?” A Xu Qinglang face heavy line. “你被收买了?”许清朗一脸黑线。 Áng.” Bai Yingying very sincere. “昂。”白莺莺很实诚。 „It is not right, in his hand the considering everything also more than 10,000, move must repair, the house rent I am first taking on, he does not have so much money.” “不对,他手里满打满算也就一万多,搬家还要装修,房租我先担着,他没那么多钱啊。” Boss wanted two jade hairpin with me, worked as 500,000, will say six months later also me 750,000.” “老板跟我要了两根玉簪子,当了五十万,说半年后还我七十五万。” He flickers you to go, when funerary objects?” Expression that Xu Qinglang looks at the fool, you 484 silly! But these your funeral object.” “他忽悠你去当冥器?”许清朗一副看傻子的表情,“你484傻啊!那些可是你的陪葬品。” Boss will say also me.” The Bai Yingying whisper said. “老板说会还我的。”白莺莺嘀咕道。 He said that what you believe that he said that he is your zombie ancestor you also believes?” “他说什么你都信,他说他是你僵尸祖宗你也信?” Letter/believes.” Bai Yingying small sound said. “信呢。”白莺莺小声道。 Because she really felt the aura of zombie on the boss. 因为她真的在老板身上感受到了僵尸的气息。 You were incurable, silly little girl.” A Xu Qinglang expecting too much appearance, right, asked that your matter, what sisters do you have?” “你没救了,傻妞。”许清朗一副恨铁不成钢的样子,“对了,问你件事儿,你还有什么姐妹么?” What?” “啥?” I also want to look for a female zombie to be the maid, the business of prize investment.” “我也想找个女僵尸做女仆,一本万利的买卖啊。” oh.” 。” Bai Yingying stood the body, 白莺莺站直了身子, The body cold aura sends out suddenly, 身上冷冽的气息忽然散发出来, The silly little girl turned into the iceberg goddess instantaneously, 傻妞瞬间变成了冰山女神, Still trembles in the Xu Qinglang body of repenting suddenly, 还在自怨自艾的许清朗身子忽然一颤, When that type meets for the first time familiar trembling feeling raids again, is almost subconscious, Xu Qinglang turned into a small quail again. 那种第一次见面时熟悉的颤栗感再度袭来,几乎是下意识的,许清朗再度变成了一只小鹌鹑。 You said, whom receives to be the maid?” The female corpse asked. “你说,收谁当女仆?”女尸问道。 No, I said that in the afternoon buys a new graphics card to exchange to you, like this when you eat the chicken can open the highest quality.” “没,我说下午去买个新显卡给你换上,这样你吃鸡时就能开最高画质了。” ............ ………… „, This is the material of azure clothes empress.” “喏,这是青衣娘娘的资料。” The Tang poem handed in front of a plate Zhou Ze. 唐诗将一个平板递到了周泽面前。 Zhou Ze at this time the hair is wet, depends on the wall to sit on the summer sleeping mat, seemed like in the university just to fire off the dispirited class/flow handsome fellow who the basketball takes a bath. 周泽此时头发还是湿漉漉的,靠着墙壁坐在凉席上,看起来就像是大学里刚打完篮球洗完澡出来的颓废流帅哥。 Xu Le has side of various types of shortcoming various types of good for nothings, 徐乐有各种缺点各种废物点心的一面, But you cannot deny that Xu Le is very long is truly good, 但你不能否认徐乐长得确实很不错, Otherwise will not be chosen marrying in son-in-law by the Lin family parents. 否则也不会被林家父母选择上门女婿 Prayed for a son?” Zhou Ze read a material of azure clothes empress to say. “求子的?”周泽看了一眼青衣娘娘的资料说道。 The azure clothes empress, is a Tongcheng local small temple, she does not have during the historical record, even in the myth system of mainstream does not have her space, even if in Tongcheng, is not well-known existence. 青衣娘娘,是通城当地的一个小庙,她不存在历史记录之中,甚至主流的神话体系里也没有她的一席之地,哪怕是在通城,也不是什么家喻户晓的存在。 Her spreading is not broad, about her story, what are more is the later generation makes out of whole cloth. 她的流传度并不广,一些关于她的故事,更多的还是后人瞎编的。 Just like in Yangzhou Shouxi lake many scenic spots under the Jiangnan with Qianlong were related, as if under when Emperor Qianlong Jiangnan other anything did not do, was only busy keeping having various stories in Shouxi lake to name to be the same to these scenic spots well. 正如扬州瘦西湖里很多景点都和乾隆下江南有关一样,仿佛乾隆皇帝下江南时别的什么都不做,就只忙着在瘦西湖里不停地发生各种故事好给这些景点命名一样。 The story of azure clothes empress also somewhat talked nonsense, Tongcheng had a town/subdues to call Lu Si, handing down four times was Lu Dongbin once arrived here to acquire fame, but a widow who when this azure clothes empress was Lu Dongbin came Tongcheng to meet with. 青衣娘娘的故事也是有些扯淡,通城有个镇叫吕四,相传是吕洞宾曾四次来到这里而得名,而这位青衣娘娘则是吕洞宾来通城时邂逅的一个寡妇。 The widows do not have the child, no longer marries, maintains moral integrity to the late husband, likes the child, and is good-hearted, therefore gave shelter to many orphans, was equivalent to the ancient orphanage nursery, after Lu Dongbin discovered her, gave her a azure long gown as encouraging. 寡妇无子,不再嫁,给亡夫守节,又喜欢孩子且心地善良,所以收留了很多孤儿,相当于古代的孤儿院托儿所,吕洞宾发现她后,送给她一件青色的长袍作为鼓励。 After she dies, the native to commemorate her merit, set up the temple to her, called the azure clothes empress. 她死后,当地人为了纪念她的功德,给她立了庙,就叫青衣娘娘。 Mostly person who comes to this temple to burn incense, is prays for a son to seek the incense and candle to be unceasing, is similar to delivering the effect of child Goddess of Mercy. 大部分来这座庙里上香的人,都是求子求自家香火不断的,类似于送子观音的效果。 However, the bottommost mentioned, the old city transforms, azure clothes Niangniangmiao had been turned down. 不过,最下面提到,旧城区改造,青衣娘娘庙已被推掉了。 As for the reconstruction, was very difficult, first she does not have Mazu is so famous, and difficulty of newly-built temple is truly big, developer will not increase the work difficulty to oneself, although some local old people opposed, but the temple was pushed finally. 至于重建,很难了,一来她没有妈祖那么有名,二来新建寺庙的难度确实很大,开发商也不会自己给自己增添工作难度,虽然有一些当地的老人反对,但最后庙宇还是被推了。 In the material had a picture several years ago, azure clothes Niangniangmiao in picture has damaged cannot withstand, the idol head does not know that which year in fell, was only left over a headless sculpture to stand erect there. 资料里有一张前几年的照片,照片里的青衣娘娘庙早就已经破损不堪,连神像的头都不知道在哪一年就掉落下来,只剩下一座无头的雕塑矗立在那里。 This agreed with actually the image of that headless woman. 这倒是契合了那位无头女人的形象。 So-called temple god, by the soul embryo that believing the incense and candle molds, looked like once to come to probe your faceless woman, she was on the road to Hades being reborn in paradise aggrieved.” The Tang poem answered. “所谓庙神,就是以信仰香火塑造出来的魂胎,就像是曾来试探你的无面女,她就是黄泉路上往生者的哀怨所化。”唐诗解释道。 She is knows own temple body was pushed quickly, oneself were about not to have, therefore came out to kill people to give vent to indignation?” Zhou Ze asked. “她是知道自己庙身快被推了,自己快没了,所以才出来杀人泄愤?”周泽问道。 Temple god has own standard of conduct, even if final crazy will not be aimless.” “庙神有着自己的行为准则,哪怕最后的疯狂也绝不会无的放矢。” This I know, my investigates passed/lived.” Xu Qinglang walked at this time from the stairway, that by the girl who the ceiling fan rips, hit three embryos in the hospital, the azure clothes empress has conducted the final penalty in by own standard of conduct intentionally.” “这个我知道,我查过了。”许清朗这个时候从楼梯口走上来,“那个头被吊扇割掉的女孩,曾经在医院打过三次胎,青衣娘娘故意是在以自己的行为准则去进行最后的惩罚。” Penalty?” Zhou Ze asked back, who gave her the power to do that?” “惩罚?”周泽反问了一声,“谁给了她权力这么做?” Xu Qinglang shrugs, „the angle of everyone is different, the standpoint is also naturally different, in her eyes, the child is a life, has an abortion with no reason at all, irresponsible having an abortion, the itself is one type to blaspheming of life.” 许清朗耸了耸肩,“每个人的角度不同,立场自然也就不同,在她眼里,孩子是一条生命,无缘无故地打胎,不负责任的打胎,本就是一种对生命的亵渎。” Therefore, if not I hits by chance, she also planned that continued to find this class person to make them die accidentally/surprisingly?” Zhou Ze asked. “所以,如果不是我碰巧撞上去,她还打算继续找这类的人去让他们意外地死亡?”周泽问道。 Should be this.” The Tang poem nods, she crazy and demon sickness, anyone, when being in dead end, the association/will is crazy, even if she is the temple god.” “应该是这样。”唐诗点点头,“她已经疯狂和魔症了,任何一个人,在走到穷途末路时,总会疯狂起来的,哪怕她是庙神。” I have been very strange a matter, why she only let the female death, Old Zhou, you still remember that in that noodle restaurant girl's boyfriend, how he was all right? “我一直很奇怪一件事,为什么她只让女的死了,老周啊,你还记得那个面馆里女孩的男朋友么,他怎么就没事? Does the azure clothes empress also regard men as superior to women? ” 难道青衣娘娘也重男轻女?” What therefore is most pitiful is that student boyfriend.” “所以最可怜的还是那个学生男友。” Zhou Ze gave the answer. 周泽给出了答案。 Xu Qinglang hears word stares, 许清朗闻言一愣, On the face revealed color suddenly, said: 脸上露出了恍然之色,道: My when thought can you are equally outstanding.” “我何时思维能和你一样优秀。” In brief, you will work to be able next time slightly slow one slow.” The Tang poem reminder said, desperado, is this temple god, next time do not bump, she does anything, has the beforehand merit to counter-balance, is not your being deficient in carrying out one's responsibility.” “总之,下次你做事可以稍微缓一缓。”唐诗提醒道,“亡命之徒,还是这种庙神,下次不要碰了,她做什么事儿,都有自己以前的功德去抵消,不是你的失责。” „It is not the issue that I do want to bump, was I happen to met, ............ “不是我想不想碰的问题,是我正好遇到了,就…………” Thinks, 想了想, Zhou Ze thought of the initial monkey, 周泽又想到了当初的猴子, Immediately thought no interest explained that merely waves saying: Ok, does not say.” 顿时就觉得没什么兴致去解释了,只是挥挥手道:“算了,不说了。” The Tang poem actually smiles in this time, said: I think you and he are different, now I suddenly discover, your essence is the same.” 唐诗却在此时嫣然一笑,道:“我原本以为你和他不一样,现在我忽然发现,你们本质还是一样的。” I do not want to take his road, right, did you injure?” “我可不想走他的路,对了,你伤好了?” Was much better.” “好得差不多了。” What do you also stay here to make? Does not help your friend, I can help you subscribe go to the airplane ticket of Chengdu.” “那你还留在这里做什么?不去帮你那个朋友,我可以帮你订去蓉城的机票。” Cannot go, the significance is not big, finally, not because I will go to change . Moreover, I believe that he can come back.” “去不去,意义不大了,结果,不会因为我去了而改变,而且,我相信他能够回来。” Xu Qinglang was about to leave at this time, suddenly thinks a matter, said: Right, the matter of that side shop processed, can move momentarily.” 许清朗这个时候准备离开了,忽然想到了一件事,道:“对了,那边店铺的事情都处理好了,随时都可以搬。” Waits for recovers some again.” Zhou Ze said. “等我身体再恢复一些吧。”周泽说道。 He does not want to sit, in the wheelchair looks after the business in shop. 他可不想坐在轮椅上去照看店里的生意。 Ok, you raise the body well, pays attention not to get wet.” “行吧,你好好养身子,注意别沾水。” Xu Qinglang went down the building. 许清朗走下了楼。 The Tang poem also stands here, the finger wields, a White Rabbit Creamy Candy takes off own clothes to fly into her mouth on own initiative, 唐诗还站在这里,手指一挥,一颗大白兔奶糖主动脱去自己的衣服飞入她的嘴里, Then is chewing while asked Zhou Ze: 然后一边嘴嚼着一边问周泽: On you had some changes probably.” “你身上好像发生了一些变化。” Perhaps yes.” “或许是吧。” But I must remind you to take care your health well, because to us, since underworld comes back, chooses the body, only then an opportunity, once this body shattered, you will turn into life.” “但我还是要提醒你要好好保重你这具身体,因为对于我们来说,从地狱回来,选择身体,只有一次机会,一旦这具身体坏掉了,你就会变成孤魂野鬼。” Doesn't have the exception?” Zhou Ze knits the brows, he to this body, does not catch cold very much, although has been used to it, but always some hard thing to bring up. “没有例外么?”周泽皱了皱眉,他对这具身体,不是很感冒,虽然已经习惯了,但总有一些难言之隐。 Especially is facing the Dr. Lin’s time. 尤其是在面对林医生的时候。 The Tang poem thinks, said: That has ability that probably trades the body, but his merely special example, to us, only and independent one time.” 唐诗想了想,道:“那位好像有换身体的能力,但他只是一个特殊的例子,对于我们来说,只有唯一且单独的一次。” Your today seems to be happy.” Zhou Ze noticed that the Tang poem the words is a much less today. “你今天心情似乎不错。”周泽留意到唐诗今天话有点多。 The Zhou Ze narcissism to is not because he came back safely, therefore this woman was very happy therefore the words were many. 周泽不会自恋到是因为他安全回来了所以这个女人十分高兴所以话多了。 He sent in the news, at the end of the month, will have a result.” “他发来消息了,在月底,会有一个结果。” oh, Mong Fu Shek obtained the news, therefore is happy is unable to restrain oneself.” ,望夫石得到了消息,所以开心得不能自已。” Zhou Ze stretches oneself, I hope that he can the microcosm erupt in that side, that helps ghost messenger faceless woman anything all killed, even if finally from exploding must draw them to launch, like this I can continue easily and comfortably my easy life.” 周泽伸了个懒腰,“我希望他在那边能小宇宙爆发,把那帮鬼差无面女什么的全都杀了,哪怕最后自爆也要拉着他们下水,这样我就能继续安逸地过自己的小日子。” little loli and faceless woman are equal to being hanging the Dharma Rix sword in own top of the head. 小luoli无面女等于是悬挂在自己头顶上的达摩利克斯之剑。 Waits for things process, he may also come to here, perhaps when the time comes, you can also become the neighbor.” “等那边的事情处理完,他可能也会来这里,到时候,说不定你们也能成邻居。” Woman. 呵,女人。 To be honest, Zhou Ze can the security come back not many confidence to that from Chengdu, merely he is also clear, regarding the present Tang poem, she has turned a deaf ear to any rational words. 说实话,周泽对那位能安全从蓉城回来并没有多少信心,只是他也清楚,对于眼前的唐诗来说,她已经听不进去任何理性的话语了。 Zhou Ze can only continue to say following this thread of conversation: 周泽只能顺着这个话头继续道: That line, we can also a group combination, Marvel not have named «Avengers», we can also come one, “那行啊,我们还可以组一个组合,漫威不是有个叫《复仇者联盟》么,我们也可以来一个, «underworld Guest Alliance»? 地狱来客联盟》? «underworld Alliance»? ” 地狱者联盟》?” Followed obviously, rustic.” The Tang poem does not satisfy this name obviously. “跟风得太明显了,土气。”唐诗显然不满意这个叫法。 „, You said one.” “呵,那你说一个。” «Loss of appetite Alliance», what kind of?” “《厌食者联盟》,怎么样?”
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