LNBH :: Volume #1

#87: Boss, you unexpectedly......


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Takes the telephone, Zhou Ze is crawling reluctantly, depends on the wooden fence to sit, actually he has been able to move slightly, possibly being able to get down bed takes a walk, but other aspects, really previously have not seemed like that weak. 拿着电话,周泽勉强爬起来,靠着板墙坐着,其实他已经能稍微动动了,可能下不来床走动,但其余方面,真的没有先前看起来那么的虚弱。 Puts out a hand, was referring to the bed next place. 伸手,对着床下一个地方指了指。 The little monkey has turned head to look at the past, the discovery was half box already open/unseal little Su smoke. 小猴子扭过头看过去,发现是半盒已经开封了的小苏烟。 It jumped, picks the smoke, delivered to Zhou Ze. 它跳了下去,把烟捡起来,送到了周泽手上。 Zhou Ze made a movement of cigarette lighter. 周泽又做了一个打火机的动作。 The little monkey gawked, is very ashamed and resentful, wishes one could to put out own big stick to hit to Zhou Ze! 小猴子愣了一下,很是羞愤,恨不得拿出自己的大棒对着周泽打过去! For a long time had not smoked, wants to come one.” “好久没抽烟了,想来一根。” The little monkey jumps down the bed, goes to the junks pile to turn looks, finally also really found a cigarette lighter to lose. 小猴子又跳下床,去杂物堆里一通翻找,最后还真找到一个打火机丢了过来。 Lit the cigarette, attracted one, puts out smoke rings, although the body is still weak, the canvas that probably had the innumerable patches, possibly breaks momentarily, but these ten days the first cigarette, made Zhou Ze realize a satisfaction. 点了烟,吸了一口,吐出一口烟圈,虽然身子依旧虚弱,像是一个打了无数补丁的帆布,随时都可能散架,但是这十来天来的第一根烟,还是让周泽体会到了一种惬意。 He pretends himself intentionally motionless, as for the goal is anything, Zhou Ze does not talk clearly. 他是故意装作自己不动的,至于目的是什么,周泽也说不清楚。 Has the guilt? 有愧疚? Has a deficit? 有亏欠? Perhaps has, perhaps no, even if to the present, Zhou Ze does not have to feel oneself made the mistake initially the choice. 或许有,或许没有,哪怕到现在,周泽也没觉得自己当初做错了选择。 But at least at present, this monkey, truly rescues own life, oneself owe it to be many. 但至少眼下,这只猴子,确实是救了自己的命,自己欠它很多。 Takes the cell phone, Zhou Ze is thinking, discovered oneself do not remember that Bai Yingying or Xu Qinglang and the others telephones, before this year does not seem like, went to the sales store to hit the time of public telephone, few people recorded the telephone number specially, directly saved in the address book. 拿着手机,周泽想了想,发现自己根本就不记得白莺莺或者许清朗等人的电话,这年头不像是以前去小卖部打公用电话的时代了,很少有人去特意记电话号码,都是直接存通讯录里。 Without the means that finally Zhou Ze can only hit 110. 没办法,最后周泽只能打了“110”。 The own missing matter, Xu Qinglang they truly reported that Zhou Ze in the telephone to the operator said oneself are all right, then makes them help contact with reporting to meet itself, not exhausted Uncle police officer sent out. 自己失踪的事儿,许清朗他们确实报案了,周泽在电话里对接线员说自己没事,然后让他们帮忙联系报案者来接自己,就不劳烦警察叔叔出动了。 Probably after a half hour, Xu Qinglang drove a Nissan to come, on the vehicle also had Bai Yingying. 大概半个小时后,许清朗开着一辆尼桑过来了,车上还有白莺莺 Covers the nose to walk into Xu Qinglang of shack to see to lie down after Zhou Ze on bed, eye immediately acid, but restrained immediately. 捂着鼻子走入窝棚的许清朗看见躺在床上的周泽后,眼睛当即一酸,但马上又克制住了。 Perhaps, 或许, This world's cruelest matter, 这个世界上最残忍的事, That is good I to go home to prepare food, 就是说好我回家做饭, But you actually cannot come back to eat. 而你却没能回来吃。 Bai Yingying held from the bed Zhou Ze, her strength is very big, holding Zhou Ze to playing to be the same. 白莺莺周泽从床上抱了下来,她的力气很大,抱周泽跟玩儿一样。 Zhou Ze said to one side Xu Qinglang: Also takes that monkey.” 周泽对一侧的许清朗道:“把那只猴子也带上。” The little monkey squats to sit in the bedside, looks that Zhou Ze picked up, in the hand takes own plastic small hammer, 小猴子蹲坐在床边,看着周泽被抱走,手里拿着自己的塑料小锤子, Wields, 挥挥, Probably is saying goodbye. 像是在告别。 However, when Xu Qinglang moves toward it, the little monkey immediately jumps, jumps on the wooden fence, it is not willing to walk obviously. 然而,当许清朗走向它时,小猴子当即一跳,跳到了板墙上,它明显不愿意走。 Here when the bandit chief, one pile of cat soldier dogs, so many little brothers will make an offering to oneself hand/subordinate every day, is satisfied, it is not willing to walk. 在这里当草头王,手下一堆猫兵狗将,每天这么多小弟给自己上供,多惬意,它才不愿意走呢。 Moreover the goods that oneself rescue, it also somewhat is unpleasing to the eyes. 而且自己救下来的这货,它还有些看不顺眼。 Xu Qinglang looks to Zhou Ze, 许清朗看向周泽, Zhou Ze said again: Carries off.” 周泽重复道:“带走。” Has not resulted in discusses, 没得商量, Pet that I have a liking, 我看上的宠物, Must carry off. 就得带走。 Xu Qinglang grasps monkey, the monkey figure is very keen, Xu Qinglang cannot catch. 许清朗去抓猴儿,猴儿身形很灵敏,许清朗根本抓不到。 Bai Yingying places Zhou Ze in the car(riage), then an arrow step rushes over, the monkey has not thought that this woman speed is so fast, jumped one step is held the tail slowly directly. 白莺莺周泽安置在车里,然后一个箭步冲了过去,猴子没想到这个女人速度这么快,跳慢了一步直接被抓住了尾巴。 Squeak squeak squeak!!!” “吱吱吱!!!” The monkey is looking fierce to Bai Yingying, looks the sinister aspect! 猴子对着白莺莺龇牙咧嘴,面露凶相! Smelly young married woman, 臭婆娘, You dare to catch me! 你敢抓我! Roar!” “吼!” Bai Yingying is also opening mouth to the monkey, reveals the zombie fang, 白莺莺对着猴子也张开嘴,露出僵尸獠牙, Of fiendish features, 青面獠牙的一幕, Frightened ignorant circle the monkey directly. 直接把猴子吓懵圈儿了。 Again skin, 再皮, Believed the old lady to eat you! 信不信老娘吃了你! Clever, follows the great-aunt.” “乖,跟姑奶奶走。” A Bai Yingying walking tractor the monkey fart , stock, a hand is grabbing its tail, sends in it the car(riage), then closes the vehicle door glass. 白莺莺一只手拖着猴儿屁、、股,一只手抓着它尾巴,把它送入车里,然后把车门车窗都关上。 Zhou Ze sits on the latter hull, partly lying down, 周泽坐在后车座上,半躺着, The monkey sits by Zhou Ze, 猴子就坐在周泽旁边, Both hands overlapping, obviously is penting up anger. 双手交叉,显然是在生闷气。 It thought that oneself rescued Zhou Ze, Zhou Ze actually must eliminate it to be free backhandedly, this is not very good! 它觉得自己救了周泽,周泽却反手要剥夺它自由,这很不好! I work as the sick person you, you actually think that the secret room trains me! 我把你当病号,你却想密室调教我! Leads you to walk, is feared that you save others again are instead harmed.” Zhou Ze answered worn out, „the gratitude and grudges of ancestors wrote off even, this whole life was I first owes you, first lived days my there, after waiting, if you also want to walk, walked.” “带你走,是怕你再救人反而被人害。”周泽有气无力地解释道,“上辈子的恩怨就算是一笔勾销了,这辈子算是我先欠你的,在我那里先住一段日子,等以后你要是还想走,就走吧。” The monkey does not know that understood or has not understood, but was actually more honest than before. 猴子不知道是听懂了还是没听懂,不过倒是比之前老实了一些。 Xu Qinglang threw one package of biscuits, the monkey met, oneself disassembled the envelope, grabbed to eat with the hand, has not forgotten to give the Zhou Ze mouth to deliver one. 许清朗丢过来一包饼干,猴子接了,自己拆开了封袋,用手抓着吃,还不忘给周泽嘴里送一个。 Person of monkey days foster the tacit understanding that this type lived actually. 一人一猴这段日子倒是养成了这种生活上的默契。 Yo, it seems like I was worried white/in vain, your two this day passed recently very satisfied.” “哟,看来我白担心了,你们两位最近这日子过得挺惬意啊。” Xu Qinglang is driving while to tease. 许清朗一边开着车一边调侃道。 „Do you eat vinegar of monkey?” “你吃一只猴子的醋?” Bai Yingying inserts the tastes suddenly. 白莺莺忽然插口道。 Xu Qinglang had food stuck in the throat, does not speak. 许清朗被噎住了,不说话了。 The bookstore has not moved, Zhou Ze this boss is missing suddenly half a month, who also has the thoughts to move, therefore Xu Qinglang drove to return to the previous place. 书店还没搬,周泽这个老板忽然失踪半个月,谁还有心思搬迁,所以许清朗还是开车回到了老地方。 Gets out, 下了车, Bai Yingying holds Zhou Ze to enter the bookstore, Zhou Ze also since came, then settle it, electing some words, Xu Qinglang and Bai Yingying, 还是白莺莺抱着周泽走进书店,周泽也既来之则安之,有的选的话,许清朗白莺莺, Zhou Ze thought Bai Yingying hugs oneself to accept. 周泽还是觉得白莺莺抱自己自己更能接受一些。 The monkey has not escaped, but followed to enter the bookstore blindly together. 猴子没有逃跑,而是亦步亦趋地跟着一起进了书店。 Comes back?” “回来啦?” old daoist cleans up in the bookstore, saw Zhou Ze to come back, immediately came to pat flattery, then said: 老道在书店打扫卫生,见周泽回来了,马上过来拍了一记马屁,然后道: Good and virtuous person has the day.” “吉人自有天相。” Immediately, old daoist saw the following monkey, immediately was happy, „did this also bring a pet to come back?” 随即,老道看到了后面的猴子,当即乐了,“这还带了一只宠物回来?” Saying, 说着, old daoist exhibits poss of monkey king, shouts: 老道摆出一个美猴王的poss,喊道: I want this iron rod to have what using!” “我要这铁棒有何用!” The never expected that little monkey also really coordinates, shows an extremely flustered posture, a hand is pointing at old daoist hand flexure itchy. 没想到小猴子还真配合,也摆出一个抓耳挠腮的姿势,一只手指着老道一只手挠着痒痒。 Black, this monkey is intelligent, like me.” “黑,这猴子聪明,像我。” Then, old daoist felt where probably oneself said is not right. 说完,老道又觉得自己好像哪里说的不对。 The people just entered the shop, the stairway walk a woman. 人刚进店,楼梯口走下来一个女人。 First revealed what is pair of yellowish pink silk stockings, slender leg, fine high school female student attire, in addition beautiful hair of shawl. 先显露出来的是一双肉色的丝袜,修长的腿,精致的高中女生装,再加上披肩的秀发。 The Tang poem has restored similarly, can walk. 唐诗已经恢复得差不多了,能够行走了。 The women are like to look good, restores the ability to act the first matter, dressed up itself. 女人都是爱美的,恢复行动能力的第一件事,就是打扮了自己。 This point, Zhou Ze thought that Bai Yingying was simpler, this silly big little girl, besides liking playing the game, did not pay great attention to dress up. 这一点,周泽觉得白莺莺就朴实多了,这个傻大妞,除了喜欢玩游戏以外,不怎么注重打扮。 You do not come back, we must walk.” The Tang poem said with a smile, dog was not , the flavor of kennel was also pale, we could not keep.” “你再不回来,我们都得走了。”唐诗笑道,“狗不在,狗窝的味道也就淡了,我们也就藏不住了。” I just came back, did you say a line of pleasant to hear not?” Zhou Ze was really incapable of complaining to this woman. “我刚回来,你说点好听的行不?”周泽对这个女人真的是无力吐槽了。 Good, said of pleasant to hear, matter of that day, the next door noodle restaurant bosses told me, you know what you provoked was what thing?” “好,说点好听的,那天的事儿,隔壁面馆老板都告诉我了,你知道你去招惹的是什么东西?” Probably called what azure clothes empress.” Zhou Ze replied. “好像叫什么青衣娘娘。”周泽回答道。 „A temple god, soon by the temple god who the thorough shovel turns, you provoke her unexpectedly on own initiative, do you know, she already date and time not many, moreover she was also clear about the date and time not many.” “一个庙神,一个即将被彻底铲翻的庙神,你居然主动去招惹她,你知不知道,她已经时日无多了,而且她也清楚自己时日无多了。” She is killing people.” “她在杀人。” You know what she kills is who?” “你知道她杀的是什么人?” Zhou Ze looked at one also with the monkey that old daoist creates a disturbance, shakes the head, said: 周泽看了一眼还在和老道打闹的猴子,摇摇头,道: I have no interest in knowing.” “我没兴趣知道。” The Tang poem arrives at side Zhou Ze, then covers own nose, shuts out saying: 唐诗走到周泽身边,然后捂住自己的鼻子,嫌弃道: Really smelly.” “真臭。” Therefore called the smelly man.” “所以才叫臭男人。” You before also such flower?” The Tang poem has not been angry. “你以前也这么口花花么?”唐诗也没生气。 Before you lay down above seem like a mummy, who was interested in being colored to your mouth.” Zhou Ze referred to the bathroom, said to Bai Yingying: Helps me take a bath.” “之前你躺在上面像是个木乃伊,谁有兴趣对你口花花。”周泽指了指卫生间,对白莺莺道:“帮我洗个澡。” Bai Yingying gawked, 白莺莺愣了一下, But the silly big little girl said immediately: oh, good.” 但傻大妞还是马上道:“,好。” The Zhou Ze present condition, oneself take a bath is impossible, but the body is mud layer by layer, does not take a bath uncomfortable. 周泽现在的状况,自己洗澡是不可能的,但是身上都是一层又一层的泥巴,不洗澡不舒服 Let Xu Qinglang help itself take a bath? 许清朗帮自己洗澡? Thinks unable to bear. 想想都受不了。 Let old daoist help itself take a bath? 老道帮自己洗澡? Thinks old daoist is singing «Xin Tian You» while helps itself rub the back, looks at old daoist again thinly that such as the body of spareribs, is no interesting. 一想到老道一边唱着《信天游》一边帮自己搓背,再看着老道那瘦如排骨的身体,没什么意思啊。 As for Tang poem, ok, making her help itself take a bath to estimate that she rather whiz a speech-control fountain pen gives herself to come happy mediation. 至于唐诗,算了,让她帮自己洗澡估计她宁愿“嗖”一声控制个钢笔给自己来个痛快的了断。 Also was only left over plain good Bai Yingying. 也就只剩下质朴善良的白莺莺了。 Entered the bathroom, Zhou Ze sits on a backless stool, Bai Yingying helped him remove the clothes, she has not taken off the clothes actually, the picture that therefore took a bath has not imagined the romance. 进了卫生间,周泽在一张板凳上坐着,白莺莺帮他把衣服褪去,她自己倒是没脱衣服,所以洗澡的画面并没有想象中的香艳。 Takes the nozzle, little flushes away Zhou Ze mud, looks at Zhou Ze to proliferate the scar of whole body, Bai Yingying grins with ear to ear surprisedly, asks: 拿着喷头,一点点的将周泽身上的泥巴冲去,看着周泽遍布全身的伤痕,白莺莺惊讶地合不拢嘴,问道: Boss, your wound was too terrifying, that azure clothes empress is really not the thing, I heard that her temple had been overthrown, gets what one deserves.” “老板,你这伤太恐怖了,那个青衣娘娘真不是东西,我听说她的庙已经被推倒了,活该。” „It is not she makes.” Zhou Ze said, actually wound, majority is I makes.” “不是她弄的。”周泽说道,“其实身上的伤,大部分是我自己弄的。” Zhou Ze is very difficult to understand that condition, even does not know whether oneself can enter that condition again on own initiative, what is certain, once oneself defer to rooftop again that time repeats one time, oneself will end up a scar. 周泽很难去理解那种状态,甚至也不知道自己能否再主动地进入那种状态,不过可以肯定的是,一旦自己再按照天台上的那次重演一次,自己还是会落得一身伤痕。 Own this body, truly speaking, was too a little weak. 自己这具身体,说实在的,有点太弱了。 Bai Yingying starts to help Zhou Ze hit the gel, both hands walks randomly on Zhou Ze. 白莺莺开始帮周泽打沐浴露,双手在周泽身上游走。 On her face revealed a being enchanted by color, with stylish: 不知不觉间,她脸上露出了一种迷醉之色,同时道: Boss, why does not know, when I feel your body, felt that likes this feeling, that is a very intimate feeling.” “老板,不知道为什么,我摸着你身子时,感觉好喜欢这种感觉,那是一种很亲近的感觉。” As a zombie, Bai Yingying from present Zhou Ze, sensation to similar feeling, moreover this similar, although seems like very weak, but that grade suppression and disparate, making her instinct have a submitting to impulsion. 作为一头僵尸,白莺莺从现在周泽身上,感知到了同类的感觉,而且这个同类虽然看似很虚弱,但那种品级的压制和悬殊,让她本能地有了一种臣服的冲动。 Before is holding Zhou Ze, Bai Yingying had this feeling. 之前抱着周泽时,白莺莺就有这种感觉了。 Takes a bath well, do not make.” “好好洗澡,别闹。” The Zhou Ze reminder said. 周泽提醒道。 At this moment, Xu Qinglang coughed outside the bathroom. 就在这时,许清朗在卫生间外咳嗽了一声。 The Bai Yingying body stares, both hands fingertip starts to stroke gently on the Zhou Ze chest two bulge pellets back and forth, the frequency is quick. 白莺莺身体一愣,双手指尖开始在周泽胸口两处凸起的颗粒上来回摩挲,频率很快。 Does?” “干什么?” I and permits beauty make a bet, wants to have a look at the boss to be able the stone to get up.” “我和许美人打赌,想看看老板到底能不能石更起来。” Saying, 说着, Bai Yingying also lowers the head, 白莺莺还低下头, Looks intentionally downward, 故意往下看, Then she opened the mouth fiercely, exudes one to call out in alarm: 然后她猛地张大了嘴巴,发出一声惊呼: Boss, you unexpectedly......” “老板,你居然……”
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