„Eh, did I guess wrong?” “额,难道我猜错了？” Dwarf old man crooked tilting the head, 侏儒老者歪了歪头, „Magical skill regressed, oh.” “道行又退步了,唉哟。” The dwarf old man pulls out cigarette, pulls out, is very disconsolate. 侏儒老者掏出一根烟,自顾自地抽起来,很惆怅啊。 Zhou Ze returned to normal a mood, he cannot say how many minute of truth you are considered as have that probably? 周泽平复了一下情绪,他总不能说,你算得好像有那么几分道理？ „Old seniors, I come to ask the matter about ghost messenger.” “老前辈,我来是想问一下关于鬼差的事情。” „ghost messenger?” The dwarf old man knits the brows, „ I said that your young man is all right to do to ask the ghost messenger matter makes anything, that group of people are not good to deal with, you run into them to hide are selecting them. “鬼差？”侏儒老者皱了皱眉,“我说你这个后生没事做问鬼差的事儿做什么,那帮人可不是那么好相与的,你遇到他们还是得躲着点他们。 You have the mortal body, can live, this is the big chance, smiles. ” 你有肉身,能活过来,这是大机缘,自顾自地偷着乐吧。” The old men did not understand very much said. 老者很不理解地说道。 Zhou Ze knits the brows slightly, the present old man, cannot see are oneself ghost messenger? 周泽微微皱眉,眼前的老者,看不出自己是鬼差？ Although oneself is a temporary worker, but before this old man the method of deducing, absolutely is not half pail water, but he actually simply cannot discover oneself ghost messenger status. 虽然自己是临时工,但以这个老者之前推演的手段来看,绝对不是什么半桶子水,但他却根本没能发现自己的鬼差身份。 This means, little loli indeed works as itself the temporary worker, except for one so-called „the gate of underworld”, does she actually have other important things not to give itself? 这是否意味着,小luoli的确是把自己当临时工,除了一个所谓的“地狱之门”,她其实还有其他重要的东西根本就没给自己？ Xu Qinglang had once said that loli comes also to hurry away in a hurry, definitely really not to want the shift relief, her merely has the matter to need to go busily, for the time being catches itself to be a free recruit. 许清朗曾说过那个luoli来也匆匆去也匆匆,肯定不是真的想要交接班而已,她只是有事情需要去忙,暂且抓了自己当了个免费的壮丁。 As for catching oneself works as the reason of recruit is very simple, will not regard as important itself not to stir up trouble on own initiative, not when the generation class will annoy troublesome to her? 至于抓自己当壮丁的理由也很简单,不就是看重自己不会主动惹事儿,不会在代班的时候给她惹麻烦么？ But this status, Zhou Ze must grasp, he has life to be ruined a time, the this time life, he must pinch completely in the hand, but ghost messenger status, is the best charm amulet, making him be insufficient to degenerate into illegal resident in constant anxiety. 但这个身份,周泽是必须要掌握的,他已经有一次人生被毁掉了,这次的人生,他必须完全捏在手里,而鬼差的身份,则是最好的护身符,让他不至于沦为黑户惶惶不可终日。 Zhou Ze was spreading out the palm to the old man, making that sign expose before the old man. 周泽对着老者摊开了手掌,让那个标志展露在老者面前。 The old man facial color concentrates immediately, immediately breathed also the moment slowly, simultaneously eyeball „dawdled” one revolution, was suddenly enlighted saying: 老者面色当即一凝,随即呼吸都随之滞缓了片刻,同时眼珠子“兹遛”一转,而后恍然大悟道: „I understood, that long tongue girl, draws the present age class you.” “我懂了,那个长舌头女娃子,把你拉出来当代班的了。” The dwarf old man at the back of both hands, is turning circle on heap back and forth, probably was pondering what issue, Zhou Ze has not made noise to disturb him in side. 侏儒老者背着双手,在土堆儿上来回转着圈儿,像是在思考着什么问题,周泽在旁边没出声打扰他。 Finally, the old man also asked: „You asked that the old man ghost messenger matter, does intend what for?” 终于,老者又问道:“你问老夫鬼差的事儿,意欲何为？” „Is underworld is harmonious, is the world of the living peace, contributes own strength well.” “为地狱和谐,为阳间和平,更好地贡献自己的力量。” „oh.” The old men shake the head, nods, „, the old man knows that what you want to make, do you want to that long tongue girl, to displace?” “哦。”老者摇摇头,又点点头,“嘿,老夫知道你想做什么,你想对那个长舌头女娃子,取而代之？” Zhou Ze has not refuted, 周泽没反驳, Without the rebuttal also means the default. 没反驳也就是意味着默认。 „Means have, moreover is very simple.” The dwarf old man hesitates saying that „read, in you bring in the shares of so many gifts to me tonight, I told you.” “办法不是没有,而且很简单。”侏儒老者沉吟道,“念在你今晚给我带了这么多礼物的份儿上,我就告诉你。” „Listens in reverent attention.” “洗耳恭听。” „ Inside Literary Temple, lived is the sage, the sage on, the person walks human world saying that the ghost toward Bridge of Helplessness, sages eyes understands thoroughly. “文庙里头,住着的都是圣人,圣人在上,人走人间道,鬼往奈何桥,圣人们一眼洞明。 You said, is this reason not? ” 你说,是这个理儿不？” „Yes.” Zhou Ze nods. “是。”周泽点了点头。 „Long tongue girl gives you this key, was equivalent to your half status, but she can take away momentarily.” The dwarf old man hesitates saying: „ So long as you entered Literary Temple, by old man my personally praying sage, you took a stand before the sage again, made the guarantee, outstanding determination. “长舌头丫头给你这把钥匙,相当于给了你半个身份,但她随时可以拿走。”侏儒老者沉吟道:“但只要你进了文庙,由老夫我亲自祷告圣人,你再在圣人面前表表态,做做保证,表表决心。 Also before you, that fine words that spoke, said again are more attractive, so long as a sage nods, your status, was even solid. 也就是把你之前所说的那番漂亮话,再说得更漂亮一些,只要其中一个圣人点头,你的身份,就算坐实了。 But a little needs to prohibit, the sage vision like a torch, understands clearly all, once you have evil reading, or will make anything out of the ordinary to come in the future, then punishes your except for the netherworld laws, has the anger of sage! ” 但有一点需要切忌,圣人目光如炬,洞悉一切,一旦你心存歹念,又或者日后做出什么出格的事儿来,那么制裁你的除了阴司法规,更有圣人之怒！” The dwarf old man is serious. 侏儒老者一脸严肃。 „So is simple?” Zhou Ze asked. “就这么简单？”周泽反问道。 „How difficult.” The dwarf old man sighed, „wanted to obtain the sage to look upon with favor, grants you status, this can only be a method, method that one type tried for the time being.” “何其难也。”侏儒老者叹了口气,“想要获得圣人垂青,赐予你身份,这只能是一种法子,一种姑且试试的法子。” Zhou Ze nods, said, „that tries.” 周泽点点头,道,“那就试试吧。” The dwarf old man gets to the Literary Temple entrance, to was blowing the one breath, after the gate, transmitted „kacha” the sound, should be the door bolt of scarlet wooden door falls. 侏儒老者走到文庙门口,对着里面吹了一口气,门后就传来了“咔嚓”的声响,应该是大红木门的门闩落下了。 „You, and goes advanced, well before the sage looks like said that then, comes to arrange for you by the old man.” “你且先进去,好好在圣人像前说道说道,接下来,由老夫来替你安排。” Zhou Ze puts out a hand to open the door, looked at dwarf old man, seeing the opposite party stands there is motionless, some strange say/way: 周泽伸手推开门,看了看身边的侏儒老者,见对方站在那里不动,有些奇怪道: „Don't old seniors go in me?” “老前辈不和我一起进去？” „Was laughed, my merely sage place next running dog, where dares to be all right shakes to the sage in front of blindly, your body has half person in office, and but goes.” “见笑了,我只是圣人座下一条走狗,哪敢没事瞎到圣人面前晃悠,你身上有半个官身,但且进去。” Zhou Ze hesitant, is the starting to walk step, walked. 周泽犹豫了一下,还是迈开步子,走了进去。 Old man both hands gather gently, the wooden door closes again. 老者双手轻轻一合,木门再度闭合。 „Said with the sage well!” “跟圣人好好说道说道！” Afterward, the old man takes out cigarette to nip in the mouth, does not need, cigarette directly-burning. 随后,老者又取出一根烟咬在嘴里,不需要点,香烟自己就直接燃烧了。 Cigarette pulls out, the old man smiles, takes down own percussion instrument, makes an effort to knock! 一根烟抽完,老者笑了笑,取下自己的锣鼓,用力一敲！ Only hears a cracking sound, 只听得一声脆响, The old men hang the throat to exclaim: 老者吊着嗓子吼道: „Dry an parched, beware things that burn!” “天干物燥,小心火烛！” immediately afterward, 紧接着, Also is a sound of gongs: 又是一声锣响: „Dry an parched, beware things that burn!” “天干物燥,小心火烛！” The old men are playing the gong, sings and dances in the Literary Temple entrance, a little probably northeast sorcerer. 老者敲着锣,在文庙门口载歌载舞,有点像是东北跳大神的。 He is short, jumps darlingly obviously. 他身材矮小,蹦跳起来更显憨态可掬。 „Boy, you, and continues to look like with the sage chats, took a stand, the old man helped you reach higher authorities the day to listen!” “小子,你且继续和圣人像多聊聊,多表表态,老夫帮你上达天听！” The dwarf old man shouted a throat to Literary Temple. 侏儒老者冲着文庙里喊了一嗓子。 „Good, laborious senior.” “好,辛苦前辈了。” The Zhou Ze’s sound conveys from the wall. 周泽的声音从墙后面传来。 „ It is not laborious, is not laborious, later you gave me to bring several smoke to come to see me to be good once for a while, the old man I did not have the posterity, broke the incense and candle flattery, now wants to smoke, rarely. “不辛苦,不辛苦,以后你多给我带几条烟时不时来看看我就好了,老夫我也没了子孙后代,也断了香火奉承,现在想抽根烟,都难得很。 In Literary Temple does not lack drinking that eats actually, but sage master's front thing, gives me ten courage I not to dare to bump. ” 文庙里倒是不缺吃的喝的,但圣人老爷面前的东西,给我十个胆子我也不敢碰啊。” Dwarf old man „ha haha” laughs, 侏儒老者“哈哈哈”大笑, Then continued to play own gong cheerfully. 然后继续欢快地敲起了自己的锣。 „Dry an parched, beware things that burn!” “天干物燥,小心火烛！” „Bang!” Sound of gones! “砰！”锣响！ „Dry an parched, beware things that burn!” “天干物燥,小心火烛！” „Bang!” Sound of gones. “砰！”锣响。 The sound of gongs is one by one low and deep, 锣响一次比一次低沉, Meanwhile, dwarf old man that the wooden club started to soak the blood-color with the plain white cloth is wrapping. 与此同时,侏儒老者原本那柄用白布包裹着的棒槌开始浸透出了血色。 From the beginning, 一开始, Blood-color merely light twinkle star, as times play the gong, the blood-color starts to spread. 血色只是淡淡的星星点点,但随着一次次敲锣,血色开始蔓延。 Starts becomes thick , starts becomes dazzling, 开始变得浓稠,也开始变得刺目, Arrived finally, 到最后, When the dwarf old man raps each time, can knock big blood plasmas, printing his clothes, lets he originally darling image, caught fiercely some! 侏儒老者每次敲击时,都能敲出一大片血浆来,印染了他的衣服,也让他原本憨态可掬的形象,染上了一些狰狞！ „Dry an parched, Beware! Things! That! Burn!” “天干物燥,小！心！火！烛！” „Bang!” “砰！” Last sound of gongs, 最后一声锣响, The dwarf old man red full was the percussion instrument of blood loses into Literary Temple the hand in directly altogether, simultaneously raised the throat to shout: 侏儒老者直接将手中通红满是鲜血的锣鼓一股脑地丢入了文庙之中,同时提着嗓子喊道: „Sage opens eyes, evil spirits by law!” “圣人睁眼喽,邪祟受法喽！” Shouted finally this throat, 喊完最后这一嗓子, If the old man whole person suffers the electric shock, his body became compared with before fuzzy, even had the lax trend indistinctly. 老者整个人如遭电击,他的身体比之前变得模糊了许多,甚至隐约有涣散的趋势。 But he is smiling dissolutely, simultaneously to is shouting: 但他还是放肆地笑着,同时对着里面喊道: „Comfortable, now you are comfortable!” “舒服么,现在你舒服么！” „uncomfortable.” “不舒服。” The Zhou Ze’s sound conveys from the fence. 周泽的声音从围墙后面传来。 „ uncomfortable was right, the young man, the old man teaches you today again, what is the human affairs is variable, the will of the people are difficult to predict! “不舒服就对了,后生,老夫今天再教教你,什么叫世事无常,人心难测！ The will of the people separates the belly, let alone is a ghost! 人心隔肚皮,何况是一只鬼！ The old men are ready for any sacrifice sixty-year cycle a merit of attendant, must ask the sage to kill your town/subdues! ” 老夫豁出去一甲子的陪侍的功德,也要请圣人把你镇杀喽！” „Do I and you...... have a grudge?” “我和你……有仇？” Fence another side Zhou Ze’s sound conveys, brings thick puzzled. 围墙另一侧周泽的声音传来,带着浓浓的不解。 „Enmity? Naturally has a grudge!” Dwarf old man body absent-minded, but continues to shout: „ Old man does not go to the reincarnation, does not fall reincarnation, does not rush is reborn in paradise! “仇？当然有仇！”侏儒老者身体一阵恍惚,但还是继续喊道:“老夫不去投胎,不落轮回,不奔往生！ Day and night the attendant this Literary Temple, is serving these ancestors, 没日没夜陪侍着这文庙,伺候着这些祖宗, For 为的, To not give the later generation saves good deeds done in secret, Mengyin all of a sudden grandsons! 还不就是为了给后人积攒点阴德,蒙阴一下子孙么！ Old man lineage/vein because of ancestor good the matter of disaster, causing the person to be thin, therefore the old man has no other choice, is detained this place, only sought incense and candle understanding of be unceasing! 老夫这一脉因祖上行过祸乱之事儿,导致人丁稀薄,所以老夫才不得已为之,滞留此地,只求香火通达不断！ But one year ago, the old man last generation of heir, the sole line of descent heir, did not have unexpectedly! 但在一年前,老夫最后一代子嗣,单传子嗣,居然没了！ What significance do you make my sixty-year cycle attendant be affected and have? ” 你让我这一甲子的陪侍装孙子又有什么意义？” The dwarf old man cries to shout, 侏儒老者哭喊道, „ Daily is accompanying these unpainted clay idol statues, is very interesting? “天天陪着这些泥胎塑像,很有趣么？ Ha, the heaven has eyes, that day ‚washing the doorjambs’ struggles incense stick, my merely shot a look at your one eyes, borrowed you cigarette to tic. 哈哈哈,老天有眼,那日‘洗门’争头香,我只是瞥了你一眼,借了你一根烟抽抽。 Has not looked at anything, 根本就没看出来什么, Today makes me calculate a moment ago well, goes to your Six Flavor Rehmanni! 今儿个刚才让我好好算了算,去你的六味地黄丸！ You make the old man calculate that you and die young of my last generation of descendants had the inseparable relations! 你让老夫算出来了你和我最后一代子孙的夭折有密不可分的关系！ , because this is, meets this fruit by you who you make today! 这是你造的因,今儿个就由你来接这个果！ The old men use the merit of 60 years of attendant to trade your one to be frightened out of one's wits, 老夫用六十年陪侍的功德换你一个魂飞魄散, Your value! You do not owe! ” 你值了！你不亏！” „Does your descendant, die on the surgery table?” Zhou Ze after fence asked. “你那个后代,死在手术台上？”围墙后的周泽问道。 „No, does not die on the surgery table, he dies in car crash.” “不,不是死在手术台上,他死在一场车祸里。” The dwarf old man wipes the lacrimal, although the figure was fuzzier, however his tears, as if have the blood red spot. 侏儒老者抹泪道,身形虽然模糊了许多,但是他的眼泪,似乎也带着血红的斑点。 „my previous life is not drives.” “我上辈子又不是开车的。” Zhou Ze also wants to say own ancestors were also killed by the car(riage). 周泽还想说自己上辈子也是被车撞死的。 Bastard who „ that liquor harnesses, his deserve to die, lifespan also this/should completely, but you saved him on the surgery table actually, gave him to support half a month life forcefully! “那个酒驾的王八蛋,他本该死了的,阳寿也该尽了的,但你硬是在手术台上把他救了回来,给他强行撑了半个月的命！ Finally, his time arrived, the liquor harnessed car crash dead, but also implicated my lovable clever great-great-great-grandson, walked in car crash together. 最后,他时辰到了,酒驾出车祸死了,但也连累了我那可爱的乖曾曾曾孙儿,也一起在车祸里走了。 You said that 你说, This whether or not your causes and effects? 这是不是你的因果？ Evil that this whether or not you make! 这是不是你造的孽！ Debt that this whether or not you are in! ” 这是不是你欠的债！” „Your this brain circuit, is really powerful.” Zhou Ze said after a sigh. “你这脑回路,真强大。”周泽感叹道。 The stimulated condition that from just started to take revenge slowly restored the tranquil dwarf old man suddenly to discover an extremely strange matter, oneself folded a sixty-year cycle attendant merit to ask a sage in Literary Temple to open eye properly speaking a time. 从刚开始复仇的亢奋状态中慢慢恢复平静的侏儒老者忽然发现了一件极为诡异的事儿,按理说自己折了一甲子的陪侍功德请文庙里的一位圣人睁一次眼。 According to the consistent urogenouses of these unpainted clay idol sages, usually in sluggish, so long as opening eyes front has ghost thing, even if were genuine ghost messenger can also one and town/subdues killed, let alone also wasn't genuine Zhou Ze? 依照那些泥胎圣人的一贯尿性,平日里懒散得要死,只要睁眼前方有鬼物,哪怕是正牌鬼差也都能一并镇杀了,何况还不是正牌的周泽？ Present Zhou Ze, should not under sage one eyes, the soul minute collapse, the soul scatters, is bearing the greatest pain? 眼下的周泽,不应该在圣人一眼之下,魂魄分崩,灵魂飘散,正在承受着莫大的痛苦么？ How to respond to itself when each time was relaxed? 怎么每次回应自己时都语气轻松？ This is not right, 这不对, This is not right! 这不对劲！ „How you will be all right, how you will be all right!” “你怎么会没事,你怎么会没事！” The dwarf old man exclaimed suddenly, 侏儒老者忽然吼道, He ruins a merit of sixty-year cycle attendant altogether! 他可是一股脑葬送掉一甲子陪侍的功德啊！ Zhou Ze walked from fence another side, 周泽从围墙另一侧后面走了出来, Looks at the dwarf old man. 看着侏儒老者。 The Literary Temple temple gathered round by the fence of rectangle, before Zhou Ze speech stands outside another side fence, therefore the dwarf old man stands when the main entrance position sounds, looking like Zhou Ze stands in the temple answers to oneself is the same. 文庙的庙宇被长方形的围墙围着,之前周泽说话时就站在另一侧围墙外面,所以侏儒老者站在正门位置时听起来,就像是周泽站在庙里对自己回话一样。 If the dwarf old man whole person suffers the electric shock, a face does not dare to believe looks to appear in Literary Temple outside Zhou Ze, 侏儒老者整个人如遭电击,一脸不敢置信地看着出现在文庙外面的周泽, „How you outside, you how come out!” “你怎么在外面,你怎么出来的！” Zhou Ze to behind is pouting, said: 周泽对着后面努了努嘴,道: „ You muddled about in this place for so long, “你在这个单位混了这么久, Do you not know that here you can go through the back door? ” 都不知道这里其实是可以走后门的么？”